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♪ Oh, I wake up ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Go to bed looking at my ♪
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♪ Take a nap looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I find the time ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Send a note looking at my ♪
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♪ Make a date looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Oh, I find my way looking at my ♪
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♪ Buy my shit looking at my ♪
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♪ Get the news looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I get paid ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Get laid looking at my ♪
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♪ Eat my food looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Oh, I fried an egg ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Broke a leg looking at my ♪
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♪ Got a job looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I read a book looking at my ♪
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♪ Broke up looking at my ♪
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♪ Hit a truck ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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Oh, my God.
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Cut.
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Oh. Amazing, huh?
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Yo, Adrian.
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Yes!
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It's all for you, Damien!
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Shit.
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Ugh!
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Fuck.
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Sam Fox.
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On the scene.
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Childhood. Nostalgia.
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Down there
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is the playground
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where I used to hang out
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and, uh...
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That's where I kissed a
boy for the first time.
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And for the record, I kissed him.
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And then he put his
hand under my T-shirt.
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So...
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Up here, that is
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the window where I used
to sneak cigarettes.
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Marion never smoked
because he is perfect.
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- Hi.
- Oh. Hi. Hi.
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Sorry. I...
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I'm not creeping on
your house. I just...
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I used to play on that
playground, and I-I lived there.
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That used to be my house.
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Right on.
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Can I...
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Oh.
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Well...
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Okay, you don't have to slam it.
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Jesus.
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It's amazing what you can see.
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So cool.
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Last time.
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Yes.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Uh, h-hi. Hello.
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Hi, Sam.
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May I come in?
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Yes, yes. I was just, uh...
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giving my chicken
carcass a happy ending.
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Come on, boys, let's go.
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Come on in.
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I was just...
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making stock.
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Making stock.
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Um...
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Do you want some...
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Radish?
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I'm just gonna say it out loud.
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It's... hell
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for me to be around your mother.
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Actual torture.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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It's because Phyllis
reminds me of my mother.
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She's got that same...
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survivor, cultural mercenary,
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flowers blooming out of
shit and ash mentality.
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My mother was a cruel, petty,
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angry troll.
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I did not like my mother,
and she never liked me.
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I knew I had to run away and avoid her
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until she died, and that's what I did.
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I can't believe I just
said that out loud.
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Well...
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was there anything
about her that you liked?
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Well, I mean, she
supported my whole family,
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and, uh, I suppose I got
my work ethic from her.
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But I also got the prickly,
stultifying stuff from her.
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You? No.
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I know what I am. Believe me.
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Don't you think I'd rather be like you?
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Just hanging out.
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Making everyone feel comfortable.
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But, uh, I drive people away.
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Everyone except for Marion.
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I think he knows how to handle me
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because he's your mother's son.
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If that makes sense.
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Yeah. It does.
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I have arms because of her.
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And it's that same stubbornness,
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it's that same babyish behavior
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that has driven me
this close to matricide.
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My mother tried to abort me,
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- like, eight different ways.
- Whoa.
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And I'm not speaking hyperbolically.
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And the worst part is
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she told me about every time.
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See? Anatoly's mom isn't the only one.
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The world is filled with mean moms.
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Guess so.
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Geez.
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I, um...
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have always been
envious of you and Phil.
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You two genuinely like each other.
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No, it's true.
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You do.
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Wha... You...
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Bye. Okay.
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Uh, yes?
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Take my hand.
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I have chicken fingers. Okay...
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It's okay.
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Ow. Strong.
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Oh.
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What is this?
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My brother said you needed
something for the landing.
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Your touching spot.
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Your brother?
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Joe, the feng shui guy.
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Oh!
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Your brother.
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Okay. And, also,
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your brother is...
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- very hot.
- So's yours.
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Ew. No.
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Now you have a little
less of an empty nest.
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I love it.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. I accept.
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You are the essence of this family.
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You keep it going.
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And, uh, if I've
behaved badly, I'm sorry.
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- Same, Caroline. I'm sorry, too.
- It's "Caro-lynne."
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- I'm sorry for that, too.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's put you in pride of place.
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I can't lift that thing. It's too heavy.
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- Uh, I had somebody drop it off.
- Jesus.
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- Oh. Okay.
- It's bronze.
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Be careful.
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It-it's very valuable.
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You're gonna have to have it insured.
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Sammy.
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These are going in
the garage fridge. We know.
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We're in a hurry. We
have to pick up his suit.
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Oh, Sammy, uh, Push has
CBD cream for your hands.
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Don't eat it.
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Oh, my God, it's gonna be so cute.
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- Hi, Push.
- Hey, Push.
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Hi, Aunt Sammy.
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- That's for you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- You're welcome. Mwah.
- Mwah.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, uh...
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You guys, also, don't forget
to bring your own chairs.
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And come back soon.
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Oh!
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Jesus.
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Whoa...
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Whoa.
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I got my period, period.
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It is the heaviest period
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I've ever seen, exclamation point.
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Mark.
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Is it normal to get your period now?
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Question mark.
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At this time in your life?
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Question mark.
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I never thought I would
get my period again,
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period.
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Also, don't forget to
bring the candles, period.
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And your own chairs, exclamation point.
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Mark.
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Because I saw a picture of
her, like, crying on Instagram,
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- so I assumed she wasn't going...
- She posted...
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- She posted a picture of her crying?
- Oh, yeah, she posted that,
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and then I said, "Oh, send
pictures if you're going."
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You okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine. Why?
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You're all flushed.
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I am? Ooh.
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That's a miracle, considering
the amount of blood...
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What is that smell?
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I don't smell anything.
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- Oh, I smell something, too.
- Smells like anxiety.
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And fish.
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Oh.
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Close your legs.
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Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done now.
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Lol. It's not me. It's...
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It's fish, the smell.
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Oh, maybe it's Gefilte.
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Oh, fish.
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Her fish.
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Thank God.
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Yeah.
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Honey, can we talk about this fish?
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This fish is the size of a koi.
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Okay, it's too big for this tank.
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Is it the fish? Is he dead?
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No.
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No, he's very much alive.
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He's like a 30-year-old
who hasn't moved out yet.
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What do you think he's thinking?
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He's not. And how do
you know they're a he?
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Well, I was just assuming
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because "Gefilte" is traditionally
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a boy's name.
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Lol.
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I think...
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Field trip?
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Okay, just, everybody, let me just
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think about this for one sec. Don't...
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Just don't watch.
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Let me just... Okay.
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Gefilte, congratulations.
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You will be moving out of
this fakakta studio apartment
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into a palatial estate.
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Welcome to Dubai.
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Good luck. Break a fin.
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Oh...
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How's it going?
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Hi, there.
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Fishing's over at the
other end of the lake.
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There are world-class
bass, tilapia, trout.
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And for that, you do need a license.
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Okay, um, but we're
not, we're not fishing.
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No. Not. No fishing going on here.
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Did you just...
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dump a fish?
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No.
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Not at all.
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Would that... be a bad thing?
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Well, it interferes with the ecosystem.
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Can't introduce a saltwater
fish to a freshwater lake.
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Oh, God, we crossed the streams.
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Literally. And whatever
kind of fish you dumped
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will have a very low chance of survival
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and can cause a massive
amount of damage.
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Oh, shit.
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We were just trying to
give him a better life.
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Look, I get it,
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but you need to leave
the stocking to us.
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That means no dumping
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your own fish.
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Are you kidding? This
is more than parking
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in front of a fire hydrant.
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00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:06,667
Also, don't feed bread
to the ducks. Come on.
277
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,813
And, uh, have a nice day.
278
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:11,270
I...
279
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,537
I know where you live.
280
00:16:23,698 --> 00:16:24,770
Excuse me?
281
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,074
You have a purple built-in chest
282
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,950
in your second bedroom closet.
283
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,609
I buried Barbies in
the drywall in your garage.
284
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,186
Oh, my God.
285
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,890
I had a flood, and Barbies
came out of the wall.
286
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,921
Are you the lady that was filming
my house the other day?
287
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,580
Yus.
288
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:46,530
I loved that house.
289
00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:49,624
My parents lost it in bankruptcy.
290
00:16:49,961 --> 00:16:51,701
Uh-huh.
291
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,490
I'm sorry. That's hard.
292
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:56,062
If it's any consolation,
it's not my house.
293
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,851
It's my parents'. They left it to me.
294
00:16:57,856 --> 00:16:59,858
They passed, but I remember them
295
00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:01,423
telling me how they were able to get it
296
00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:03,256
because they got such a good deal.
297
00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:05,186
Oh.
298
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,540
Thanks.
299
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:08,472
You want to...
300
00:17:08,477 --> 00:17:10,740
come by sometime? I-I don't know.
301
00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:12,663
I could give you a proper tour.
302
00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:14,557
Serious?
303
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,702
Yeah, I would, I would really love that.
304
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,232
I-I-I just drive by
every once in a while
305
00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:24,111
staring ghoulishly into it
trying to capture old memories.
306
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,093
Yeah. I've seen your car.
307
00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:27,858
The El Camino.
308
00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:30,624
- I love your car.
- Me, too.
309
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:33,710
Come by.
310
00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:37,443
You know, let's pull
up loose floorboards.
311
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,699
I would really like that.
312
00:17:42,739 --> 00:17:43,827
So, still?
313
00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:45,374
Oh, yes. Definitely.
314
00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:46,859
Okay.
315
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,800
All right, people.
316
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,393
Let's get going. We don't
want to make the nice
317
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,140
Fish and Game ranger
mad with his nice gun.
318
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,229
What did he say?
319
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:00,233
Take it easy.
320
00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:02,882
That's gonna be your new daddy.
321
00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:06,342
We're gonna live in
Mommy's childhood house.
322
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,194
Honey?
323
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,038
Can I get a hug?
324
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:35,522
- Mom.
- Aw.
325
00:18:35,527 --> 00:18:38,182
You, too, bloodless daughter.
326
00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:52,327
Childhood.
327
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,499
- Where you going?
- I'm going for a little walk.
328
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,085
Well, then take the dogs.
329
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,092
No, I'll be right back.
330
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,512
Okay. I don't know.
331
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,718
And suck in for me. Mm-hmm.
332
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,444
- Hi. Come in.
- Hi.
333
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:25,944
Is this really happening?
What am I doing?
334
00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:28,694
You're doing this because
we are withered husks,
335
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,317
and the pickings is slim.
336
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,801
- Hi.
- No, but seriously, honey, good job.
337
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,629
- Thank you.
- I mean, who could be better?
338
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,749
He's been pre-disastered, like Garp.
339
00:19:40,754 --> 00:19:42,110
Yeah, I guess so.
340
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,334
Hi.
341
00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:44,818
I just want to thank you
342
00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:47,153
for having us here on your special day.
343
00:19:47,158 --> 00:19:48,491
And, here.
344
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:51,037
This is for you.
345
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,121
- Money... and love.
- Oh.
346
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,737
- Th-Thank you.
- Aw.
347
00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,605
- Th-That's so kind.
- Not in that order.
348
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,007
That's really nice, Caroline.
349
00:19:58,012 --> 00:19:59,327
- So sweet.
- For the record,
350
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,087
I just have to say this.
This is a mistake.
351
00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:04,442
All right? You can still get out of it.
352
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,013
It's not too late.
353
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:08,238
You don't know what
you're doing. You're...
354
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:09,940
You're scared.
355
00:20:09,945 --> 00:20:12,339
You're vulnerable. You're scared...
356
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,129
to be alone.
357
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,626
It's not a reason to do
this to yourself again.
358
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:20,718
All right? He has scarred you.
359
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:23,632
And-and he has scarred all of us,
360
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:26,162
as-as a family.
361
00:20:32,509 --> 00:20:34,077
Scars make you stronger.
362
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:36,616
Sisters can destroy you.
363
00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:40,755
And why would you wear
white to my wedding?
364
00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:44,869
Fuck off, Felicia.
365
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:51,441
Yeah, uh, do you guys have a tampon?
366
00:20:51,446 --> 00:20:52,882
I...
367
00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:55,140
don't have my period anymore.
368
00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:57,304
- Do you want a tissue?
- I just...
369
00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:59,579
I'll... just gonna slip away.
370
00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:01,325
Oh.
371
00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:03,148
How-how old is she now?
372
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:05,242
She's still getting her period?
373
00:21:08,327 --> 00:21:09,612
Oh, Jesus!
374
00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:11,331
- Lock's broken.
- Yeah, we don't have locks
375
00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,510
on any of the doors.
376
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,046
House policy. Goodbye.
377
00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:16,401
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come
back, come back. Come in here.
378
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,999
Wh...
379
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:20,920
- Close the door.
- Okay.
380
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:24,045
Uh, yes?
381
00:21:27,074 --> 00:21:28,989
So, I guess this is, uh,
382
00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:30,598
it for us.
383
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:33,628
Old friends.
384
00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:37,110
Yeah.
385
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:38,867
Okay.
386
00:21:39,229 --> 00:21:42,275
Goodbye now. Yes.
387
00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:44,368
Thank you.
388
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,111
For this.
389
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,779
You okay?
390
00:22:04,296 --> 00:22:06,148
Yeah, I'm just chillin'.
391
00:22:06,477 --> 00:22:08,460
I got a bad stomach.
392
00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,978
I mean, are you sure
393
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,377
about this whole thing?
394
00:22:15,757 --> 00:22:17,662
Oh, that. Uh...
395
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:19,640
Not at all.
396
00:22:20,351 --> 00:22:23,701
But it feels good, so
I'm gonna go with that.
397
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,883
Except for my stomach.
398
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:29,695
Well, you're right
where you should be then.
399
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,423
Excuse me.
400
00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,545
Sorry to do this, but...
401
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,161
- Whoa, hey, soldier.
- I just got to...
402
00:22:40,681 --> 00:22:44,359
That's why I came in. All right.
403
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,235
You have fun.
404
00:22:46,663 --> 00:22:48,171
Sammy?
405
00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:51,000
Can you come back in here
and tap me on the shoulder?
406
00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:53,968
- This one's really gonna hurt.
- No. Ew.
407
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,348
God bless!
408
00:23:22,061 --> 00:23:23,723
Friends.
409
00:23:23,728 --> 00:23:24,903
Family.
410
00:23:24,908 --> 00:23:26,781
Village so dear.
411
00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:28,931
We are gathered here
412
00:23:28,936 --> 00:23:31,151
to reunite two of our people.
413
00:23:31,156 --> 00:23:32,624
Sunny...
414
00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:34,265
and Jeff.
415
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,591
I always thought that the first
416
00:23:39,596 --> 00:23:42,176
wedding that I would preside over
417
00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:44,009
would be a gay wedding.
418
00:23:44,014 --> 00:23:45,531
Please.
419
00:23:46,229 --> 00:23:48,351
And, as we all know,
there's nothing gay about
420
00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:50,445
Sunny or Jeff, except...
421
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,138
their out and proud son, Push. Go, Push!
422
00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:05,591
We all know that life takes us
423
00:24:05,596 --> 00:24:07,985
down some strange
424
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,320
but familiar roads.
425
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,726
And the strangest,
426
00:24:11,731 --> 00:24:14,821
the most science experiment-y one,
427
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,781
really, in fact, the meanest thing
428
00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:19,046
that can ever happen to you is...
429
00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:21,351
your kids grow up.
430
00:24:22,604 --> 00:24:26,523
This house was covered
in glitter for years.
431
00:24:26,528 --> 00:24:28,701
It was like a fairy murder crime scene.
432
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,781
And we survived all of it,
433
00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:33,070
and here I am now alone,
434
00:24:33,075 --> 00:24:34,729
staring into the abyss...
435
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,231
This is a real jawbreaker, buddy.
436
00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:39,151
Uh...
437
00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:40,583
- Now.
- Yeah.
438
00:24:40,752 --> 00:24:42,890
Um...
439
00:24:45,327 --> 00:24:48,924
Do you, Jeffrey Rosebud Rader,
440
00:24:48,929 --> 00:24:52,908
promise to think about Sunny's
birthdays and anniversaries
441
00:24:52,913 --> 00:24:53,992
months ahead?
442
00:24:53,997 --> 00:24:56,522
And do you promise to
take loving pictures
443
00:24:56,527 --> 00:24:58,818
of Sunny when she's not looking?
444
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:03,219
And continue in your good ways?
445
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:05,796
I do.
446
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:07,924
Do you, Sunny,
447
00:25:07,929 --> 00:25:11,867
promise to try to forget
about the last 21 years?
448
00:25:12,354 --> 00:25:14,546
I do.
449
00:25:14,551 --> 00:25:16,727
But, most importantly,
450
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:20,374
do you promise to keep your
sun shining for yourself?
451
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,624
- I do.
- Aw.
452
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,193
I now pronounce you
better for each other.
453
00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:28,088
You may now grab face.
454
00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:33,276
We break these glasses because,
455
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,935
at this moment, we are at the height
456
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:36,894
of our merriment and gaiety.
457
00:25:36,899 --> 00:25:38,684
We're too gay!
458
00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:40,517
Because...
459
00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:43,906
where there is rejoicing,
there should also be trembling.
460
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:47,180
Woe, for we all must die.
461
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,571
Woe, for we all must die.
462
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,574
Memento mori.
463
00:25:56,344 --> 00:25:58,041
- Bummer.
- Shh.
464
00:25:58,046 --> 00:25:59,536
Sunny, Jeff,
465
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,756
may your love for each other last longer
466
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,401
than it would take to put these
pieces of glass back together.
467
00:26:04,406 --> 00:26:06,935
- Sing ye.
- Sing ye.
468
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,412
Let's eat!
469
00:26:16,013 --> 00:26:19,104
Sweetie, why are Jews
called "the chosen people"?
470
00:26:19,424 --> 00:26:20,683
That seems unfair.
471
00:26:21,156 --> 00:26:23,071
Can I have this?
472
00:26:23,205 --> 00:26:25,924
- You don't want none of this!
- Lord, I am so happy
473
00:26:25,929 --> 00:26:27,278
it's not me getting married.
474
00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,866
Don't mind if I don't.
475
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,393
Oh, I love weddings.
476
00:26:30,474 --> 00:26:32,518
Doesn't the keto make
your vagina smell weird?
477
00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:34,495
Yeah, well, I have that
anyway. I have a pussy.
478
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,216
- Pussies smell weird.
- I was keto for a year,
479
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:39,333
and now I'm just thinking,
did my pussy smell weird?
480
00:26:39,338 --> 00:26:40,338
Are you, though?
481
00:26:40,343 --> 00:26:42,400
If you had to leave in a
hurry, what would you take,
482
00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:43,862
and what would you leave behind?
483
00:26:43,867 --> 00:26:46,099
The earth? Or leave your home?
484
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,167
Oh, no, I was thinking, like, death.
485
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:50,073
Mom, if you had to leave right now,
486
00:26:50,078 --> 00:26:51,642
like, what would you take and
what would you leave behind?
487
00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:53,629
I would sow my field in a circle
488
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:56,065
and leave the four corners
to those who need it.
489
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:59,378
Our dad said that at a
seder once. Your grandpa.
490
00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:01,375
He would be very proud of you.
491
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,838
Jesus, bro, get ahold of yourself.
492
00:27:03,843 --> 00:27:05,042
That's a rough one, man.
493
00:27:05,047 --> 00:27:06,352
Poor guy.
494
00:27:07,313 --> 00:27:08,880
Oh, my God.
495
00:27:09,581 --> 00:27:12,574
I think there's hormones
for men, aren't there?
496
00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:19,747
This is dinner!
497
00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,536
- Bro!
- You found my baseball cards.
498
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,065
Where-where are the rest of them?
499
00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,190
And why did you write
your name on Hank Aaron?
500
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:38,329
Uh, those are my baseball cards.
501
00:27:38,369 --> 00:27:39,753
Why do you...
502
00:27:40,206 --> 00:27:42,510
- Why would they be yours?
- Your ba...
503
00:27:42,515 --> 00:27:45,638
Yeah, I may owe you some money.
504
00:27:45,643 --> 00:27:47,731
Come here.
505
00:27:48,456 --> 00:27:51,300
What? You gonna take me to
the rest of the baseball cards?
506
00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:54,026
With my name on it?
507
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:55,956
Stay there.
508
00:28:00,354 --> 00:28:02,008
What is this?
509
00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:05,695
- Mom wanted you to have it.
- What?
510
00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:10,370
Aw, come on.
511
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:12,417
Is it... Oh, shit.
512
00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:13,823
Is that part of it?
513
00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,885
- The lights going out?
- No.
514
00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:17,152
- Hey.
- Hi.
515
00:28:17,157 --> 00:28:18,855
- Need some help?
- No. You know what?
516
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:20,209
I'm gonna check the generator.
517
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,174
Take care of your bride.
518
00:28:22,257 --> 00:28:25,198
- Well, by "bride," I mean...
- Yeah, yeah.
519
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,901
- Can you...
- Hey, buddy.
520
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,003
Yeah.
521
00:28:28,486 --> 00:28:29,617
You okay?
522
00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:35,456
Yeah, this whole day. This, uh...
523
00:28:36,224 --> 00:28:37,573
This whole year.
524
00:28:38,086 --> 00:28:39,831
Yeah.
525
00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:43,182
I miss smoking bones with you.
526
00:28:44,393 --> 00:28:46,034
Hey, buddy.
527
00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:47,612
We still got poker.
528
00:28:47,617 --> 00:28:49,417
Maybe we'll take some
long walks on the beach.
529
00:28:49,422 --> 00:28:51,380
How about that?
530
00:28:51,595 --> 00:28:53,932
Ah, finally.
531
00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:56,565
Mm, you guys are so cute together.
532
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,354
- We are. Don't be jealous.
- Hey.
533
00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:00,883
- You should get a room.
- We have a room.
534
00:29:00,897 --> 00:29:02,899
Buddy.
535
00:29:03,154 --> 00:29:04,503
I'm proud of you, buddy.
536
00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:06,065
- I really am.
- Thanks, Dad.
537
00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:08,725
- It's a big day for you.
- You doing okay?
538
00:29:08,730 --> 00:29:10,557
You're an honest kid again.
539
00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:13,042
- I guess so.
- Yeah.
540
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,123
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay, yeah.
541
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:19,393
I mean, what are the options? Huh?
542
00:29:21,203 --> 00:29:22,690
Green light.
543
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,193
Press the green light.
544
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:26,974
- Mom, you all right?
- Hi. Yes.
545
00:29:26,979 --> 00:29:29,790
I'm looking for the green
light generator. Green...
546
00:29:29,795 --> 00:29:33,057
- Fuck! Motherfucker!
- Oh, my God.
547
00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:36,018
- Shit. You okay?
- Fuck! Fuck!
548
00:29:36,923 --> 00:29:38,402
Excuse me.
549
00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:41,099
Would you please refrain
from using vulgarities?
550
00:29:41,104 --> 00:29:42,977
We have children over here.
551
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,288
Oh, my gosh.
552
00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:46,758
We're sorry. I apologize.
553
00:29:46,763 --> 00:29:48,612
Thank you.
554
00:29:50,674 --> 00:29:52,771
Did you lose your power?
555
00:29:52,776 --> 00:29:55,903
Yes, I lost my power long ago.
556
00:29:55,908 --> 00:29:59,042
But also, I have no electricity.
557
00:29:59,378 --> 00:30:01,082
How about you?
558
00:30:01,087 --> 00:30:03,220
I do have a generator, though.
559
00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:06,130
It's just not kicking in.
560
00:30:09,744 --> 00:30:11,280
Who are you?
561
00:30:11,396 --> 00:30:14,518
We live here. We're the Foxes.
562
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,932
We're the Shirikis.
563
00:30:16,937 --> 00:30:18,896
I'm Setareh.
564
00:30:19,424 --> 00:30:21,003
I like your music.
565
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:24,010
Oh. Thank you, dear.
566
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,838
I Shazam the dick out of it!
567
00:30:26,843 --> 00:30:28,596
Ooh!
568
00:30:29,018 --> 00:30:30,846
So sorry. Potty mouth.
569
00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:32,932
Salaam.
570
00:30:35,956 --> 00:30:38,554
Now we know our neighbors.
571
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:40,911
Mom.
572
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:44,476
You're nice.
573
00:30:44,815 --> 00:30:47,906
You know something, you're...
you're a really good person.
574
00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:50,029
- What?
- You are.
575
00:30:50,034 --> 00:30:53,525
You have... You have a way
of bringing people together
576
00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:56,402
and... and-and making people feel good.
577
00:30:56,948 --> 00:31:00,331
And... I don't know, I like it.
578
00:31:00,646 --> 00:31:02,338
I like you.
579
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,297
I like the... I like the
way you live your life.
580
00:31:09,932 --> 00:31:12,396
I gotta take a shit.
581
00:31:12,713 --> 00:31:14,510
Okay.
582
00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,937
Slip away.
583
00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:42,523
Just slip away.
584
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,822
In Japanese Buddhism,
585
00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:22,382
life is described like water.
586
00:32:22,653 --> 00:32:25,830
It's something that's poured
in and out of our bodies,
587
00:32:26,037 --> 00:32:28,822
like moving from one
container to another.
588
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,706
From conception,
589
00:32:32,711 --> 00:32:35,323
you're gradually poured into the world.
590
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,191
But you aren't even
considered fully poured in
591
00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:41,720
until you're around seven years old.
592
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,820
By the time you're 60 years old,
593
00:32:44,825 --> 00:32:47,021
you've already started the slow process
594
00:32:47,026 --> 00:32:48,624
of pouring back out.
595
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,161
So there's no single
moment where you start
596
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,081
or stop being alive.
597
00:33:02,473 --> 00:33:04,298
That kind of dreamy mental absence
598
00:33:04,303 --> 00:33:06,070
that you had as a kid,
599
00:33:07,742 --> 00:33:10,776
the same kind of fogginess that
comes back when you grow old...
600
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:12,390
- Aw.
- That's attributed
601
00:33:12,395 --> 00:33:15,607
to the waters of your
life being scattered.
602
00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:22,361
Satisfying.
603
00:33:46,882 --> 00:33:50,835
And now it's time to make your mizuko.
604
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:54,819
Feel free to open the package.
605
00:33:57,237 --> 00:34:00,945
Give yourself time to feel
the clay in your hands.
606
00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:06,191
It's your opportunity to
607
00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:09,046
create a new beginning.
608
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:14,007
Yes, this time is joyful.
609
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:17,100
It's to celebrate.
610
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,702
You have courage to be here today.
611
00:34:47,521 --> 00:34:51,521
_
612
00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:21,716
H-Hi.
613
00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:23,342
Hello, darling.
614
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:26,368
Hi. It's just me. What are you doing?
615
00:35:26,373 --> 00:35:29,508
Oh, we're just up the pub
serving breakfast and beer.
616
00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:31,318
Say hi.
617
00:35:31,323 --> 00:35:33,151
All right, Sam?
618
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:36,330
Hello, Ben. My boy Ben.
619
00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:40,060
What you up to?
620
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:42,369
I married Sunny and Jeff.
621
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,462
What? You what?
622
00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:46,162
I got ordained, and I married them.
623
00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:47,597
Who are they?
624
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,618
Mom, you know who they are.
625
00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:52,607
It's Su... Doesn't matter.
626
00:35:52,996 --> 00:35:55,641
Where are you? Why is it so dark?
627
00:35:55,646 --> 00:35:57,568
I'm in my car outside the house.
628
00:35:57,573 --> 00:36:00,266
- Whatever for?
- I don't know.
629
00:36:00,271 --> 00:36:03,352
Oh, darling, you shouldn't
spend so much time alone.
630
00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:06,229
Anyway, one day, your
knight on a white horse
631
00:36:06,234 --> 00:36:08,323
is going to come
through and swoop you up.
632
00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,982
What? What?
633
00:36:10,987 --> 00:36:12,899
What even is that? No.
634
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,063
I don't want that. I don't want...
635
00:36:15,068 --> 00:36:18,937
No, I don't want
somebody to swoop me up.
636
00:36:18,942 --> 00:36:20,161
No.
637
00:36:20,282 --> 00:36:21,544
I don't want to s-swoop.
638
00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:23,709
I don't want to get swooped up.
639
00:36:23,994 --> 00:36:27,302
No, I really don't. I really don't.
640
00:36:27,795 --> 00:36:30,466
I really don't want that.
641
00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,821
I really... I like...
642
00:36:32,903 --> 00:36:35,709
I like where I am. I'm... I'm...
643
00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:38,404
I'm happy. I'm happy.
644
00:36:38,692 --> 00:36:40,459
I'm happy.
645
00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:46,133
I really, really like where I am now.
646
00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:49,142
I'm just realizing this right now.
647
00:36:49,147 --> 00:36:51,799
Darling, you're rambling.
648
00:36:54,307 --> 00:36:55,963
Phil...
649
00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:58,977
we had fun, didn't we?
650
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:02,238
Didn't we just?
651
00:37:03,415 --> 00:37:05,796
I wish I had a quarter of your strength.
652
00:37:05,801 --> 00:37:07,020
How's that?
653
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,567
It's very loud here.
654
00:37:08,572 --> 00:37:11,091
I wish I had a quarter of your strength.
655
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:12,770
Um, I've got to run.
656
00:37:12,775 --> 00:37:14,342
We're in the middle of the morning rush.
657
00:37:14,346 --> 00:37:17,257
Bangers and mash and all
the bits like you like.
658
00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:19,341
And good pub ale.
659
00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:22,696
Ta-ra.
660
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,666
Um...
661
00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:28,588
I love you!
662
00:37:45,448 --> 00:37:49,270
From the high desert in
the great American Southwest,
663
00:37:49,275 --> 00:37:51,092
I bid you all good evening,
good morning, good afternoon,
664
00:37:51,096 --> 00:37:53,206
wherever you may be in the
world's prolific time zones
665
00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:56,083
covered by this program...
All of them...
666
00:37:56,088 --> 00:37:57,596
Which is Coast to Coast AM.
667
00:37:57,601 --> 00:37:59,236
I'm Art Bell.
668
00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:02,384
All right, back to the
question of intelligence.
669
00:38:02,389 --> 00:38:07,434
Uh, what are you able
to... a-a-attribute to them?
670
00:38:07,439 --> 00:38:11,059
Do they, for example... do
they ever go through people?
671
00:38:11,064 --> 00:38:13,965
Do they go through... You
said they went into the ocean.
672
00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:15,271
- Right.
- Then,
673
00:38:15,276 --> 00:38:17,227
according to the laws of physics,
674
00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:20,141
it... they should move or
could move in the water,
675
00:38:20,146 --> 00:38:23,063
but wouldn't they move slower
in the water than in the air?
676
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,624
- Well, that...
- The answer is no, huh?
677
00:38:24,628 --> 00:38:26,543
No, when I talked
to Dr. Jack Kasher...
678
00:38:26,548 --> 00:38:28,790
He's a professor of physics
at Nebraska... he said,
679
00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:30,216
well, this puts it in
a total different realm.
680
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,696
There's no such thing
that can do that, you know.
681
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:36,229
You're telling me that
this week, on the 11th,
682
00:38:36,234 --> 00:38:38,758
we're going to have a total eclipse.
683
00:38:38,763 --> 00:38:41,771
You're telling me that we're
going to see some meteors
684
00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:43,865
that we have not seen before.
685
00:38:44,145 --> 00:38:46,471
You're telling me that
there are thousands
686
00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:48,043
of new comets out there.
687
00:38:48,048 --> 00:38:49,862
You're telling me... You
haven't even mentioned
688
00:38:49,866 --> 00:38:51,522
the giant solar flares.
689
00:38:51,527 --> 00:38:52,876
Nothing slows 'em down.
690
00:38:52,881 --> 00:38:54,354
They just zip in, zip out.
691
00:38:54,359 --> 00:38:55,828
So it's an incredible life-form.
692
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,440
You know, where they
come from, we don't know.
693
00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:59,049
Who knows, you know?
694
00:39:00,408 --> 00:39:03,420
♪ Some things in life are bad ♪
695
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,131
♪ They can really make you mad ♪
696
00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:09,973
♪ Other things just make
you swear and curse ♪
697
00:39:10,144 --> 00:39:13,016
♪ When you're chewing
on life's gristle ♪
698
00:39:13,021 --> 00:39:16,297
♪ Don't grumble, give a whistle ♪
699
00:39:16,302 --> 00:39:21,206
♪ And this'll help things
turn out for the best ♪
700
00:39:21,619 --> 00:39:27,643
♪ And always look on
the bright side of life ♪
701
00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:35,615
♪ Always look on the
light side of life ♪
702
00:39:38,453 --> 00:39:40,737
♪ If life seems jolly rotten ♪
703
00:39:40,742 --> 00:39:42,489
♪ There's something you've forgotten ♪
704
00:39:42,742 --> 00:39:46,063
♪ And that's to laugh and
smile and dance and sing ♪
705
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,664
♪ If you're feeling in the dumps ♪
706
00:39:48,669 --> 00:39:50,453
♪ Don't be silly chumps ♪
707
00:39:50,535 --> 00:39:53,784
♪ Just purse your lips and
whistle, that's the thing ♪
708
00:39:53,789 --> 00:39:59,331
♪ And always look on
the bright side of life ♪
709
00:39:59,413 --> 00:40:02,634
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
710
00:40:02,678 --> 00:40:07,509
♪ Always look on the
bright side of life ♪
711
00:40:10,227 --> 00:40:12,409
♪ For life is quite absurd ♪
712
00:40:12,414 --> 00:40:14,276
♪ And death's the final word ♪
713
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:18,104
♪ You must always face
the curtain with a bow ♪
714
00:40:18,109 --> 00:40:20,128
♪ Forget about your sin ♪
715
00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:22,456
♪ Give the audience a grin ♪
716
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:25,488
♪ Enjoy it, it's your
last chance anyhow ♪
717
00:40:25,571 --> 00:40:29,443
♪ So always look on the bright ♪
718
00:40:29,448 --> 00:40:30,890
- ♪ Side of life ♪
- ♪ Side of death ♪
719
00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,858
Of death? I forgot that part.
720
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:36,779
♪ A-just before you draw ♪
721
00:40:36,784 --> 00:40:38,975
♪ Your terminal breath ♪
722
00:40:39,661 --> 00:40:42,272
Oh... okay.
723
00:40:42,277 --> 00:40:45,920
♪ Life's a piece of shit
when you look at it ♪
724
00:40:45,925 --> 00:40:49,779
♪ Life's a laugh and
death's a joke, it's true ♪
725
00:40:49,784 --> 00:40:51,834
♪ You'll see it's all a show ♪
726
00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:53,842
♪ Keep 'em laughing as you go ♪
727
00:40:53,847 --> 00:40:57,420
♪ Just remember that
the last laugh is on you ♪
728
00:40:57,425 --> 00:41:03,042
♪ And always look on
the bright side of life ♪
729
00:41:03,604 --> 00:41:06,045
♪ Do do-do do-do do-do ♪
730
00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:10,925
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
731
00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:13,154
Come on, Sam, cheer up.
732
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:14,190
Key change!
733
00:41:14,195 --> 00:41:18,818
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
734
00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:26,794
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
735
00:41:26,799 --> 00:41:28,122
Good job, cookie.
736
00:41:28,127 --> 00:41:29,935
♪ Worse things happen at sea, huh? ♪
737
00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:34,289
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
738
00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:35,774
♪ You're going back to nothing ♪
739
00:41:35,779 --> 00:41:37,867
♪ What have you lost? Nothing ♪
740
00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:42,360
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
741
00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:44,171
♪ Come on, cheer up, ya old buggers ♪
742
00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:46,375
♪ Come on, give us a grin,
there you are, see? ♪
743
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:50,355
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
744
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,580
Mwah! Good chi!
745
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,746
Cheer up! Come on. Let loose.
746
00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:57,605
Just fucking let go,
Paige, for fuck's sake.
747
00:41:59,409 --> 00:42:00,511
Yes!
748
00:42:00,516 --> 00:42:02,444
See you later. Keep in touch.
749
00:42:02,449 --> 00:42:05,278
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life... ♪
750
00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:07,868
So, all right, your
mother and father hate you
751
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:10,192
because you're a raging homosexual.
752
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,501
What does it matter?
753
00:42:14,515 --> 00:42:17,945
You got jazz hands? Let me see 'em. Hey!
754
00:42:18,095 --> 00:42:19,336
I love you, Mom.
755
00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:20,777
Love you so much.
756
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,996
I love you, for sure.
757
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:25,361
Put down your robots.
758
00:42:27,954 --> 00:42:30,001
I love you!
759
00:42:30,329 --> 00:42:31,537
I love you.
760
00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:34,220
Mwah. We love you.
761
00:42:34,225 --> 00:42:37,925
Mwah! I love you.
762
00:42:40,422 --> 00:42:41,619
♪ Here, I'm near the end now ♪
763
00:42:41,623 --> 00:42:45,681
♪ Always look on
the bright side of life ♪
764
00:42:45,686 --> 00:42:47,309
♪ All right, all right ♪
765
00:42:48,729 --> 00:42:52,158
♪ Always look on the bright... ♪
766
00:43:42,710 --> 00:43:47,710
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