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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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What? Is that...
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Are you...
But how are all these Mort? Help!
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Maurice, there are Morts
here, there, and everywhere.
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I must be dreaming.
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The most horrible dream
inside my head.
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Quick, pinch me.
Now bite me.
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Now slap my face,
and spank my right buttock.
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Am I awake?
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They're the new stuffed Mort dolls
from the zoo gift shop.
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The kids just love 'em.
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Just look
at this silly Mort doll thing.
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It is the most ugliest
and stupidest...
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That's actually the real Mort.
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Hi, it's me.
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Very well.
Onto new business.
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Please refrain
from yanking the hats off visitors
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when they stroll past your habitats.
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There are legal issues,
and more importantly,
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it's just plain rude.
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Of course,
we can still fling poo at them.
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That's tradition.
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Those new Mort dolls sure are cute.
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I would go so far as to call them
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downright adorable, Marlene.
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The more of me, the merrier!
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Come on, cheer up.
At least you have a toy.
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The last shipment of otter dolls
was sent back to the factory.
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Sent back, you are saying?
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Well, they did have a few...
I don't know...
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Minor defects.
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Defects?
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Now, there is an idea.
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What's up with the fuss?
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I dunno.
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I have to wait
for my away team to report
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before declaring "Defcom Red".
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Real quick,
what exactly is a "Defcom Red"?
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Classified.
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Just hope you never live
to see one, sister.
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Skipper, reports indicate
that the new Mort plushes
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are tainted
with some sort of toxic substance.
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They're recalling the whole inventory
back to the factory.
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A factory recall?
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Wait a second.
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It's Alice.
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No wonder
they're sending these things back.
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Skipper, look.
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No, that's me in there. I like me.
Bring me back. I fall!
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Sad eyes.
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Why do the other me stink?
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It was you, wasn't it?
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No, of course not.
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How daring of you!
Wait, what do you mean?
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What did you do to the Mort dolls?
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I am certain
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I must not have the slightly,
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foggiest idea
of what you are speaking of.
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Have at them,
my foul black and white friends.
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Yes!
Spray away!
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You there, go, go!
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You missed a spot.
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Fine.
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I was maybe
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indirectly responsible,
in a way that's not my fault
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for the recalling
of the annoying Mort dolls.
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Who is caring?
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- Mort.
- The real Mort.
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The one that was taken along
with his stuffed toys.
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Stop.
Stop with the being so ridiculous.
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The real Mort is right here,
safe and soundly.
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Isn't that right, Mort?
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Well, can't we just keep this one
instead?
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Somebody has to go after him.
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Don't worry.
This is what we do.
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What have I done?
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I already miss
having that annoying Mort around
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so that I can hate him.
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We have a confirmed address
on the target.
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Now some transport.
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I told Harry, that I'm gonna
write him up, next time he's late.
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I know everything
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that goes on around here.
Everything.
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- Kowalski, report.
- It's dark.
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I concur.
Rico, weapons check.
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Outstanding.
Private, sound off.
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- Are we there yet?
- Not yet, Private. Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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And...
Move out.
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Now!
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Right.
Back in the box.
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Any word on the rescue?
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We have a delivery confirmation.
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Skipper and company
were delivered to the factory
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at exactly 7:30 A.M.
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Eastern standard time.
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Signed for by a C.W. Smith.
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Get him out of sight.
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Have you by passed
the security scanner yet?
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I can't seem to crack
the retinal scrambling code.
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Keep at it. Mort's here somewhere.
And he's counting on us.
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Switching to collate on my mark.
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Five, four, three.
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Evasive action.
Do we have enemy movement?
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We're taking fire!
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We're also giving some, right, Rico?
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Steady, boys.
Stand by to toast this marshmallow.
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Popcorn, anyone?
It's fresh.
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How did he get here?
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I sent myself
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super-platinum
premier overnight express.
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This is how a king is to be rolling.
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But you're the reason
Mort's here in the first place.
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Which is why I must lend
my kingly cleverness to help.
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So who enjoys the honor
of carrying my luggage?
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Stamp his royal highness
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return to sender.
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You win.
Forget the luggage.
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Skipper, we could use
an extra set of eyes
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to cover our left flank.
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All right, Ringtail.
You're in.
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Ringtail.
Is this my code name?
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Sweet mother MacArthur!
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Will you just take
a look opposition?
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Why did you not just say so?
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Defective items scheduled
for immediate destruction.
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Somebody help me!
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This crown is all wrong.
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My noble kingly nose
is looking too big here.
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Where is the quality controlling
in this dump?
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What?
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You are now officially
a hazard to this operation.
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Double time it, boys.
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Just stay out of sight, Ringtail.
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Kowalski, hit the kill switch.
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Kill the hit switch!
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Switch the kill hit!
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Danger. Danger.
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What kind of sick and
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twisted toy factory is this?
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Hang on.
I'm going to by pass the central wire...
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Rico, surprise me.
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Last words, anyone?
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Ringtail to the rescue!
Ringtail!!
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No need to drop to your knees
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to thank and worship me.
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We're safe!
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And so, as of tonight,
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there's been no word
from the penguins or Julien
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concerning their valiant efforts
to rescue Mort.
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I'm afraid
we'll have to assume the worst.
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You guys made it!
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And Mort!
He's home!
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I am so happy to have my kingdom
together again.
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Mort, you are free
to resume worshiping me.
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There's no place like home.
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Check it out.
The zoo has a new bestseller.
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Well, would you look at that.
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Kudos, Private.
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Private?
Private?
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Hello!!
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Anybody?
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