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The curator agreed to remove
the paintings from the exhibition
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and sent a letter to the artist
inviting him to submit alternatives.
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Unfortunately,
the offer was refused point-blank.
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- He's threatened to go to the press.
- Mr Norman Lindsay, I take it?
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- You've heard of him.
- Well, I like to keep abreast.
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The last thing we want is a scandal.
Anyway, here they are.
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Yes.
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A case could be made for the
first three. They're merely vulgar.
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But this one
is certainly blasphemous.
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- And you want me to talk him round?
- It's on the way to your new parish.
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I think an outsider has more of
a chance of getting through to him
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than any of us locals.
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I gather you were something
of a progressive at Oxford.
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Don't believe everything you hear
but yes, element of truth in that.
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He's happy to put you
and your wife up for the night.
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I think he rather relishes
the idea of a good argument.
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Well, if his reputation
is anything to go by,
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he'd love to shock the socks off
any churchman that goes near him.
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May I introduce you to my wife?
I don't think you've met.
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Estella, the Bishop of Sydney.
My wife, Estella.
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- Welcome to Australia.
- Thank you.
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- Morning.
- Tickets, please.
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- Do you know if a taxi's waiting?
- Yeah. There's not.
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I, um, understand one was booked
to go to Mr Lindsay's place.
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Doing a bit of modelling, are yous?
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No, I certainly am not.
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Taxi's been a bit late lately.
You'd be better off down at the pub.
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May we leave our baggage here?
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I'm about to knock off.
It'll be pilfered.
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Would you mind giving us
a hand with it, then?
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- Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
- I'll forgive you.
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- Millions wouldn't.
- Oh, dear.
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Try the pub.
It's just down the hill.
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- Morning.
- Get fucked. Get fucked.
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Ah, fuck.
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Aw, fuck.
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Watch the language, everyone.
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Gents only in the bar.
Ladies' lounge is through the door.
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Yes, we don't want a drink.
We just want a taxi, if there is one.
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- Reg is at a funeral.
- I see.
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- You could be in for a long wait.
- Oh, yes?
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It's his funeral.
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Well... Thanks.
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Hey! I got my eye on you!
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- Where yous goin'?
- Out to Mr Lindsay's place.
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We're goin' out that way.
We can give you a lift.
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- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- After we finish our beers.
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Anthony?
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They can't wait forever.
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Fine. Come on, then.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for the lift.
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I don't mean to be rude but...
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you got a bit of food
on the side of your mouth.
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Thanks.
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See ya later.
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Sorry about that, Piglet.
You all right?
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They swear an awful lot.
They tend to, types like that.
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- They didn't really say anything.
- Good.
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- Now, where is everyone?
- Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind.
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Pooh, look, there's something here.
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Dear visitors, sorry we missed you.
Gone out for a picnic.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Well, I suppose
we'd better not go in.
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Let's sit over by the pond.
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- Mrs Campion?
- Hello.
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What? Ah! Sorry.
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I was fast asleep there.
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You must be Mr Lindsay.
Lindsay Campion, my wife Norman.
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- Estella.
- Just out from England?
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That's it. We arrived
just a couple of weeks ago.
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So they weren't game to send a local?
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Well, you...
you're exactly on our way.
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Oh, well. I'm glad
you got here in one piece.
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Excuse me, I gotta get back to work.
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Giddy and Sheela'll show you a room.
You'd probably like to freshen up.
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- We'd love to, thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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- You take that for me...
- This way, ladies and gents.
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Maggie!
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Thank you. Lovely.
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You'll have trouble sleeping.
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She sleeps next door
and she snores terribly.
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- I do not.
- She sounds like two possums mating.
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That's so horrible and it's not true.
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Whereabouts is the, uh...
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Take him out to the thunder box.
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Just a tick.
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I've never snored in my life.
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I think snoring
can be quite charming, actually.
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This way.
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Why do they call it a thunder box?
Cos it's out in the wind and rain?
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I suppose. But you always need
to keep your shoes on.
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- Are there stinging nettles?
- Yes, and scorpions and centipedes.
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Hell.
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- Can you swim?
- Not very well.
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I'll wake you up. There's
a swimming hole we go to every day.
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- I'm Sheela.
- Estella.
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Does he always take the Bible
with him to the dunny?
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It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't
like wasting time, that's all.
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Well, from the size of it,
he could be there all night.
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I should've warned him
about the redbacks.
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- What are they?
- Small spiders with big teeth.
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- They live under toilet seats.
- How do you know if they're there?
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By the screams.
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Ah, there you are.
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Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he?
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He said we're gonna do
The Sirens next.
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- Do you know about them?
- Certainly.
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They lived on the island of Atlantis
and sang songs from the cliffs
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and sailors from passing ships were
driven mad by these gorgeous voices.
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And the ships would be dashed
against the rocks
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and the sailors dragged down
to a blissful death
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with the voices of the sirens
ringing in their ears.
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I think myths
are a bit stupid, really.
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I'll be wearing this.
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You know, you could pose, too,
if you like.
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He always needs more models.
Go on, try it. Please.
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There's some male ones too.
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I don't think that's quite for us.
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Well, you could always wear a dagger,
strategically placed.
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Or a sword. Whichever you need.
And dinner's ready.
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Oh, that's right.
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I was sent to fetch you.
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I don't...like people thinking
I'm like the other models.
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I'm working here as a maid.
Mr Lindsay asked me to pose
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and I said I would
if I could keep my clothes on.
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Because I really think it's important
to keep one's mystique,
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don't you, Mr Campion?
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Is it Mr Campion
or Father Anthony?
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It's, uh, it's Tony.
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Do you think it's a sin...Tony?
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I don't think there's anything sinful
about the body.
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There's a tradition of religious
painting featuring the nude.
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It's a question of...how the artist
uses the body that's important.
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So, do you think
Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude?
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Some I think are profane.
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Oh, that's good. I'm starving.
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I only eat once a day
cos my mother's very fat
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and it runs in my family.
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You should see my grandpa.
He looks like the Michelin Man.
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You know, the one
with all those tyres around him?
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He eats like a horse!
He puts tomato sauce on everything.
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It was a very enlightened society.
The artists made all the decisions.
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That's why there's no record
of warfare
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between the Atlanteans
and anyone else.
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The main question is, where was it?
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The Mediterranean
is the most likely spot.
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They're always digging up pottery
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that doesn't belong to
any known civilization.
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How could a complete people
just disappear?
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Well, a cataclysm. They were all
wiped out in a cataclysm.
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Whole island sank in an earthquake.
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So you're a genuine believer
in Atlantis?
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Well, I lived there
in a former incarnation.
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I ask because the cataclysm can be
seen as an image of moral collapse
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and some think we're going through
a similar period of decay.
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Do you explore that in your painting?
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I think people have always
been decaying, whenever they can.
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He's just a very depraved man,
I'm afraid, Mr Campion.
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No one's safe.
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I'm bloody bored!
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Have you seen those fairies lately?
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A couple of them were out
last Friday.
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- They were not!
- They were too.
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They always come out
on Fridays round midnight.
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They do not. Do they, Mummy?
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Yes, you don't see them
cos you're asleep.
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Tonight's Friday,
as a matter of fact.
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But then you'd be
too bloody bored to see them.
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No, I'm not, Mummy.
I promise I won't be bored.
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- Even bloody bored?
- Promise!
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Well, if you're gonna be up
at midnight, get to bed now.
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- Say good night to everybody.
- Good night, everybody.
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- Do they really come, Mummy?
- Fairies only live in books.
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The Industrial Revolution
killed the fairies.
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They were left with nowhere to live.
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- Except our imaginations.
- lmaginations are a luxury.
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- Beg your pardon?
- Most people can't afford them.
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I don't think imagination
is dependent on economics, is it?
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In a factory you're doing exactly
the same thing day after day.
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An active imagination is what allows
people to do that kind of work.
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Oh, well, you'd know, of course!
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I just think
that's what you'd have to do.
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You'd have to be imagining
other things.
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Please don't tell us
what the working class think,
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thanks very much.
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I think what the Bishop's
really hoping for
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is that we can come to a compromise,
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find some other examples
of your work.
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The great thing is no... Your chair.
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- No one wants to see you excluded.
- Now, that is a comfort.
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I hadn't realised the Church's
interest in contemporary painting.
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It's just The Crucified Venus
we're uncomfortable with.
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- Pooh?
- It's me.
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Come in.
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Poor old Piglet.
Pru gave you a bit of a working over.
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I'll survive.
Did you get anywhere with Mr Lindsay?
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He insists it's up to the public
to decide for themselves
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if they want to see his pictures.
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Of course, they have to see them
first to decide,
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by which time
the damage has been done,
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but that is a bit of logic
which is lost upon him. Never mind.
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I'll have another shot
in the morning before we go.
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Do you think the pictures
actually damage people?
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I think that the sexual ones
are just rather childish
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but I do think
negative images build up
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and don't any good in the long run
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and I think The Crucified Venus
is offensive and downright arrogant.
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- I'm coming, I'm coming!
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- Hurry up, stupid!
- I'm running as fast as I can,
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you disgusting thing!
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My guess is they're tooth fairies.
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- Shall we?
- Come on, then.
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- Swimming?
- What's the time?
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The train doesn't leave until 12.
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All right.
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Anthony.
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What'd you do to him?
He's exhausted.
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- Anthony!
- Don't wake him up.
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Well, he might be dreaming.
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It's dangerous to wake somebody up
if they're dreaming
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because you leave part
of your brain behind.
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If it happens a lot,
you go feeble in the head.
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Yeah. You're living proof.
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All right, I'll join you in a minute.
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- Are you rich?
- Not very.
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- What does your father do for crust?
- Why do you ask?
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Well, Pru thinks you're bourgeois,
that's all.
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Mine was taken by a shark.
231
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God, how awful!
232
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There wasn't much left of him.
233
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So I was brought up mainly by my mum.
She runs a sweet shop.
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But I'm quite ambitious all the same.
I was determined to keep my figure,
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which was hard with chocolate wombats
and toffee apples everywhere.
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- But as you can see, I succeeded.
- Because you wanted to be a model?
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Oh, no.
Modelling is just to get known.
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I'm going to be a famous actress.
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People will know me through
Mr Lindsay's paintings,
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then I'll move on to
stage and screen.
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They're just doing it to show off.
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They're very common.
They can't help it.
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Sheela's got
ten brothers and sisters.
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She wants to be an artist like Norman
but poor girl, she's hopeless.
245
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- And Pru wants to be an aviator.
- Aviatrix.
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I'm gonna splash you.
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- Be careful of the water snakes.
- There aren't any water snakes.
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Quick, someone's coming!
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- Hide!
- It's all right, he can hardly see.
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- Devlin!
- Come and have a swim.
251
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Don't get him to come in.
He might...brush against you.
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Come in.
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You shouldn't have anything to do
with him. He's a criminal.
254
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- You dream about him, don't you?
- I do not!
255
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You lie on the ground
while he licks your belly button.
256
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You're so disgusting, flaunting
yourselves. You're so cheap!
257
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He wouldn't know
if we were dressed or not.
258
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Do you have to carry on
in front of Estella?
259
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- What's wrong with her?
- She'll think we're...barbarians.
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We are!
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Don't. Don't. Don't.
262
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- Morning.
- Morning.
263
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The papers got hold of it.
264
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"When the exhibition arrives in
London, the English will be convinced
265
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:52,463
"Australia is peopled by degenerates
afflicted with sex mania."
266
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Must be why they deported us.
267
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:59,595
The other news is that it seems
we'll be here for another day or so.
268
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The train was derailed and a
section of track has to be repaired.
269
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:07,311
Rose is very kindly giving us a ride
into town this afternoon
270
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to see how long it's going to be.
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These flies are
remarkably persistent.
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I just...ate one, I think.
Came in on me honey.
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Made me feel funny...
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in me tummy.
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- May I speak?
- Briefly.
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I just wondered if you'd be
interested in today's editorial?
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I try to ignore the press
as much as I can.
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Isn't it hard
to sustain your vision
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when it flies so completely
in the face of public opinion?
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00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:54,733
So the arrows of your detractors
bounce off, do they?
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Vanity is a formidable armour.
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Oh, here we go.
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"The excesses of Lindsay have
long been a source of consternation
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"to clean-living citizens
of this country.
285
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:15,504
"He paints people who seem to be
slaves of cocaine or similar,
286
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"which has reduced them to
frenzied and shameless morbidity.
287
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:24,846
"Today, however, not content with
scorning standards of public decency,
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"he profanes the most sacred image
of Christianity, the Crucifixion."
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As if I give a damn about
these Wesleyans, these wowsers.
290
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:38,443
Well, it's quite a lot of people
who hold the Crucifixion sacred.
291
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- Anyway, you're busy.
- Mr Campion, I am an artist
292
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and I refuse to be compromised by
the scruples of the public!
293
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- Scruples or beliefs?
- And this Crucifixion business.
294
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,956
When I was a boy,
295
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,752
my mother used to try to instruct us
on the sad story of Jesus,
296
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how He died on the cross for us.
297
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,382
My whole being rose in revolt
against the idea!
298
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:05,053
It's a vile notion
that a god should sacrifice himself
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00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,640
for the sins of mankind,
it's a pestilent notion.
300
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:11,893
- Well, I couldn't agree with that.
- Hang on.
301
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:15,688
As for the suffering my poor pictures
will cause a few people,
302
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:20,026
it's nothing compared to
the suffering the Church has caused.
303
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:23,363
The burning of witches,
the Spanish lnquisition,
304
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,240
the slaughter of pagan tribes
and so on.
305
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,451
Anyway, there we are.
306
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,119
Must get back to work.
307
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:35,416
I don't think the Church
can be blamed
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00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,837
for everything done in-in-in-in its
name but we'll take this up later.
309
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,179
Well, now, here's a thing.
310
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:52,308
You see the article in here about
Atlantis? There's a new theory.
311
00:30:53,225 --> 00:30:55,144
Off Norway, they reckon.
312
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,106
When it sank,
it must've caused a tidal wave,
313
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,984
so they're looking at
old Nordic texts
314
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:05,112
to see if there's any evidence
of flooding.
315
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:10,284
You're disgusting, Sheela.
You should be in a sty.
316
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:21,670
- Watch this. Watch Giddy's skin.
- Don't you dare. Don't, Sheela.
317
00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:24,423
One day, we're gonna tickle you...
318
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,636
and we're gonna keep tickling you
all over.
319
00:31:28,677 --> 00:31:30,638
Stop it.
320
00:31:30,721 --> 00:31:33,724
Look at her arms and legs.
Look at the goose pimples.
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00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:35,392
Sheela. Will you be quiet?
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00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:39,146
- Do you know who else will do it?
- Shut up.
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00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:42,900
- He'll be tickling you too.
- He will not.
324
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:46,028
He'll tickle you...there.
325
00:31:47,988 --> 00:31:51,158
She'd burst.
Her insides would go everywhere.
326
00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:52,951
Sea slugs do that.
327
00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:56,038
When they get attacked,
they spit their insides out.
328
00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:58,457
You can eat them and go all night.
329
00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:01,043
There are islands
where the women gang up
330
00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:03,253
and ambush their favourite men
331
00:32:03,295 --> 00:32:06,256
and feed them
the longest sea slugs they can find.
332
00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:08,842
And the men get so incredibly hard,
333
00:32:08,925 --> 00:32:13,347
you can hang heavy clothes and jewels
from their erections.
334
00:32:13,388 --> 00:32:16,892
- But doesn't it hurt?
- Excruciatingly.
335
00:32:16,975 --> 00:32:19,186
Giddy's guts would be good for that.
336
00:32:19,269 --> 00:32:20,812
They would not!
337
00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:25,609
My giblets are pure and innocent,
like my mind.
338
00:32:40,206 --> 00:32:43,376
Let's hope it's good news and
then we can get out of your hair.
339
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:47,672
- A couple heads more doesn't matter.
- That's very kind of you.
340
00:32:52,802 --> 00:32:56,222
I suppose there's no point
in trying to prevail on you
341
00:32:56,264 --> 00:33:00,393
to help persuade Norman just to
withdraw that particular picture?
342
00:33:00,477 --> 00:33:02,395
- Mr Campion...
- Tony.
343
00:33:02,479 --> 00:33:04,397
Have you actually seen it?
344
00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,691
Yes, very briefly in the gallery.
345
00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:11,112
I was the model for it, you see...
346
00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:27,086
One, two, three, charge!
347
00:33:32,133 --> 00:33:34,302
Stop it.
348
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,847
Stop it at once!
349
00:33:47,607 --> 00:33:51,194
What do you think you're doing?
Go on, get off! Get off.
350
00:33:53,863 --> 00:33:56,616
Go on, shoo, all of you.
All of you, go away.
351
00:33:57,617 --> 00:34:00,202
What on earth was all that about?
352
00:34:00,286 --> 00:34:03,164
They're just acting out
what their parents say -
353
00:34:03,247 --> 00:34:06,417
Norman's the devil incarnate
and we're all witches.
354
00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:09,795
Go on, now, shoo.
355
00:34:09,879 --> 00:34:13,257
- You eat sheep poo!
- You disgusting things!
356
00:34:53,881 --> 00:34:56,467
- How do I look?
- Very nice.
357
00:34:56,550 --> 00:35:01,096
Can I wear it tonight? Pru and I
are going out with some blokes.
358
00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:06,435
I suppose so.
359
00:35:08,812 --> 00:35:13,025
Do you often try on other people's
clothes without asking?
360
00:35:13,108 --> 00:35:16,403
All the clothes I've ever worn
are other people's.
361
00:35:20,073 --> 00:35:23,744
- Is this the ship you came out on?
- Yes.
362
00:35:24,911 --> 00:35:26,663
My dad was a sailor.
363
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,333
What does he do now?
364
00:35:34,129 --> 00:35:35,672
He's dead.
365
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:40,760
I'm sorry.
366
00:35:40,844 --> 00:35:42,637
A shark took him.
367
00:35:42,721 --> 00:35:45,724
They found an arm with his watch.
368
00:35:45,807 --> 00:35:48,393
That's what they buried - the arm.
369
00:35:48,476 --> 00:35:52,063
Still used a normal-sized coffin
though, just for appearances.
370
00:35:53,106 --> 00:35:56,234
I hadn't realised sharks were so...
371
00:35:56,318 --> 00:35:58,236
Successful?
372
00:36:05,994 --> 00:36:08,037
Do you like your husband?
373
00:36:08,121 --> 00:36:12,292
Do people usually marry people
they don't like?
374
00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:14,961
Quite often, I'd say.
375
00:36:15,044 --> 00:36:19,591
Now, Devlin,
I want you to pose as Ulysses.
376
00:36:19,674 --> 00:36:22,343
Is he the chap
you're going out with?
377
00:36:22,427 --> 00:36:25,763
God, no. He just does
odd jobs around the place.
378
00:36:27,265 --> 00:36:30,768
- But he can't see.
- He can't see much.
379
00:36:30,852 --> 00:36:32,729
Norman says it's all a blur.
380
00:36:32,812 --> 00:36:35,606
There was a big prizefight
out in the bush.
381
00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:38,818
It went on for hours.
Blood everywhere.
382
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:42,989
In the end, they had to stop
cos Devlin was blind.
383
00:36:43,072 --> 00:36:45,867
After a few days, he could see a bit,
384
00:36:45,950 --> 00:36:49,328
but he can't hardly recognise
anyone until they speak...
385
00:36:51,831 --> 00:36:55,167
..but Giddy thinks
he's the best thing since Valentino.
386
00:36:56,419 --> 00:36:59,422
Merely routine for you,
old boy, I would've thought.
387
00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:02,508
See ya tomorrow night, all right?
388
00:37:08,931 --> 00:37:12,977
For too long,
you've kept sensuality in the gloom.
389
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:15,813
You've made it furtive and guilty!
390
00:37:15,896 --> 00:37:20,609
The Church has never denied that
sex has a supremely important role.
391
00:37:20,693 --> 00:37:25,364
"Vaginal pessaries require
a manipulation of her genital organs
392
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:28,409
"which must be repugnant
to every woman."
393
00:37:28,492 --> 00:37:31,954
See, that's the problem.
God makes us feel so guilty...
394
00:37:32,037 --> 00:37:35,165
When Dolly Rogers allowed me
to play with her parts,
395
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,376
I thought I'd be struck by lightning.
396
00:37:37,459 --> 00:37:39,920
- One point.
- What's your point?
397
00:37:40,004 --> 00:37:42,172
Mr Campion is trying to say
398
00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:45,259
if we give way to our whims,
we're no better than pigs.
399
00:37:45,342 --> 00:37:48,053
- Pigs?
- That's not my point!
400
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:55,060
If God didn't want us to play with
these parts, why make them fun?
401
00:37:55,144 --> 00:37:59,440
So many people can't feed their kids
and the Church says, "Have more."
402
00:37:59,523 --> 00:38:01,400
Here come your lovers.
403
00:38:01,483 --> 00:38:05,362
Look, Jesus never said anything
about chastity, anyway.
404
00:38:05,445 --> 00:38:08,365
That started with
some old men on an island
405
00:38:08,448 --> 00:38:11,493
that suddenly decided
the body was bad for the soul.
406
00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:14,871
- Atlantis, was it?
- It's a pity for women it wasn't.
407
00:38:14,997 --> 00:38:18,250
The fact is,
the gloomy God of the Old Testament
408
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:21,169
still has us by the scruff
of the neck today.
409
00:38:21,253 --> 00:38:25,132
When He was invented,
there were a lot of pagan religions
410
00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:28,885
that celebrated sexuality
and fertility and so on.
411
00:38:28,969 --> 00:38:32,806
So how is this new religion
to compete with something so popular?
412
00:38:32,889 --> 00:38:37,644
By saying that sex was evil and that
women, the embodiment of sexuality,
413
00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:41,982
were responsible for the downfall
of mankind in the Garden of Eden!
414
00:38:42,065 --> 00:38:47,070
- So we're second-class citizens.
- Mrs Pankhurst would be proud.
415
00:38:47,153 --> 00:38:50,699
- Why can't we be vicars or priests?
- Or popes?
416
00:38:50,782 --> 00:38:55,370
Because we're too deafened by the din
of our bodies to hear God's Word.
417
00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:59,040
- Here, here.
- May I answer that question?
418
00:38:59,124 --> 00:39:01,376
- May I speak?
- Come in, boys.
419
00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:04,379
- Evenin', all. G'day.
- Evening.
420
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:14,055
You're late.
421
00:39:14,931 --> 00:39:18,601
We had to fix up...
a couple of flyblown sheep.
422
00:39:18,685 --> 00:39:20,103
Did you wash your hands?
423
00:39:21,938 --> 00:39:23,356
Twice.
424
00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:28,611
- Eww, it's horrible.
- It's only oil, honey.
425
00:39:28,695 --> 00:39:32,198
It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo
in your fingernails.
426
00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:37,078
It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves.
427
00:39:37,829 --> 00:39:41,958
Well...better get going, I suppose.
428
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,376
See yous later.
429
00:39:44,669 --> 00:39:47,422
- Good night.
- See ya.
430
00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:56,430
Try one of these.
431
00:39:56,514 --> 00:39:58,099
They're Turkish.
432
00:40:06,899 --> 00:40:09,735
Don't worry, Giddy.
Your time will come.
433
00:40:21,872 --> 00:40:25,709
- Any luck?
- No.
434
00:40:27,628 --> 00:40:30,840
"Is there a Piglet
in the house?" said Pooh.
435
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,515
They're trying to shock us,
aren't they?
436
00:40:39,598 --> 00:40:43,227
Well, church-baiting's
always been a popular pastime.
437
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:45,688
I got an awful lot
of it at university.
438
00:40:45,771 --> 00:40:49,942
The atheists always think it's funny
to roast the dusty old Christian.
439
00:40:50,025 --> 00:40:53,404
The great thing, of course,
is not to be too dusty.
440
00:40:53,487 --> 00:40:58,075
You should have seen Lindsay's face
when I started quoting Joyce at him.
441
00:41:00,744 --> 00:41:03,872
Something wrong, Piglet?
442
00:41:03,956 --> 00:41:05,457
No.
443
00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:09,962
Those girls are perfect models
for Lindsay's orgies, aren't they?
444
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:15,342
A shame about Giddy.
I think there's hope for her.
445
00:41:15,425 --> 00:41:19,805
She was, um...sticking up for me
at dinner. Did you notice?
446
00:41:24,393 --> 00:41:30,023
Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have
brought you here, should I?
447
00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:33,777
- Pooh...
- Piglet.
448
00:41:35,612 --> 00:41:38,156
I think...
449
00:41:39,282 --> 00:41:42,661
sometimes you have too high
of an opinion of me.
450
00:41:42,702 --> 00:41:44,538
What on earth makes you say that?
451
00:41:45,997 --> 00:41:49,334
- Oh, I don't know.
- You are a funny little thing.
452
00:41:55,257 --> 00:41:59,261
It's freezing. Come on, then.
453
00:42:11,856 --> 00:42:13,775
Do you want to?
454
00:42:13,858 --> 00:42:15,777
I'm not sure.
455
00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:19,155
Well...you don't have to decide now.
456
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,783
- You wake me up if you do.
- All right.
457
00:42:21,866 --> 00:42:23,409
According to Mr Lindsay,
458
00:42:23,493 --> 00:42:26,830
we should both be in a state
of perpetual tumescence.
459
00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:47,928
- What are you doing?
- Watching you sleep.
460
00:44:48,011 --> 00:44:52,224
Looks like you both
had another punishing night.
461
00:44:53,975 --> 00:44:57,354
I wish you wouldn't creep
into our room every morning!
462
00:44:57,437 --> 00:44:59,105
We've just been for a swim.
463
00:44:59,189 --> 00:45:02,692
I just wanted to tell you
how nice the water was.
464
00:47:36,011 --> 00:47:39,264
Hello! Stop!
465
00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:57,407
- What happened to you?
- You're a terrible mess.
466
00:47:57,491 --> 00:47:59,659
I went for a walk.
467
00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:03,622
- Stupidly...got lost.
- Come on.
468
00:48:03,705 --> 00:48:05,749
Plenty of room.
469
00:48:14,507 --> 00:48:19,346
- Here. Put this on.
- I don't want to dress up.
470
00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:23,350
You look as if you've been
in an orgy. Who were you with?
471
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:24,726
No one.
472
00:48:24,809 --> 00:48:28,104
Don't be a spoilsport. Please?
473
00:48:31,649 --> 00:48:34,861
Oh...all right, then.
474
00:48:42,535 --> 00:48:44,746
Fuckin' pub.
475
00:48:44,829 --> 00:48:48,666
You get fucked. And you too.
You get fucked.
476
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:52,503
And you. You get fucked too.
477
00:48:52,587 --> 00:48:55,423
Go on and get fucked. Get fucked.
478
00:48:55,465 --> 00:48:57,884
Three jugs of beer
and a créme de menthe.
479
00:48:59,761 --> 00:49:03,931
Hello? Hello?
480
00:49:04,015 --> 00:49:06,017
Sorry, lounge is closed.
481
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:09,979
- What about them?
- Just closed a few minutes ago.
482
00:49:10,062 --> 00:49:14,066
- Well, the main bar's open.
- The main bar's for men.
483
00:49:14,859 --> 00:49:19,447
- Don't worry. Let's go.
- We came here for a drink.
484
00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:24,744
Hey, Tom! Lewis.
485
00:49:24,827 --> 00:49:27,872
Get us some drinks, will ya?
486
00:49:33,753 --> 00:49:37,214
Forget 'em. They're pretending
they don't know us.
487
00:49:38,132 --> 00:49:40,468
That boil in the
middle of your bum...
488
00:49:40,551 --> 00:49:43,012
you should have it
looked at by a doctor.
489
00:49:43,095 --> 00:49:46,974
It might go septic.
Your whole bum might fall off.
490
00:49:52,396 --> 00:49:56,025
- What if we drink outside?
- That's against the law.
491
00:49:56,108 --> 00:49:59,445
It's against the law
to be open on a Sunday.
492
00:50:01,155 --> 00:50:03,198
Get fucked.
493
00:50:13,959 --> 00:50:16,545
One, two, three!
494
00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:21,258
- Your mother's a trade unionist?
- Yep.
495
00:50:21,341 --> 00:50:25,304
The sort that'd put people like you
up against a wall and shoot 'em.
496
00:50:25,387 --> 00:50:28,891
- My family aren't wealthy.
- What does your father do?
497
00:50:28,974 --> 00:50:32,811
- He's an antiques dealer.
- Mine was a sailor.
498
00:50:32,895 --> 00:50:34,813
He's dead.
499
00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:38,942
Taken by a shark?
500
00:50:39,026 --> 00:50:41,695
Blown to bits in a battle.
501
00:50:41,778 --> 00:50:44,364
They only ever found his foot.
502
00:50:45,991 --> 00:50:48,994
- What's funny?
- I'm sorry.
503
00:51:16,062 --> 00:51:21,109
One, two, three!
504
00:51:21,192 --> 00:51:23,695
- Let go of my foot.
- One, two, three!
505
00:51:23,778 --> 00:51:28,199
- Let go of my foot!
- One, two, three!
506
00:51:32,495 --> 00:51:33,997
You haven't caught us yet.
507
00:51:35,623 --> 00:51:39,461
All right, girls. Jiggle your biceps.
This'll be piss easy.
508
00:51:49,762 --> 00:51:52,140
Charge!
509
00:51:59,564 --> 00:52:01,774
- Hopeless!
- Pitiful!
510
00:52:02,358 --> 00:52:05,611
- Kelly O'Hara!
- Sean Connolly!
511
00:52:05,695 --> 00:52:09,782
- Seamus O'Hurd!
- Patrick O'Shaugnessy!
512
00:52:30,511 --> 00:52:34,682
I'm gonna be honest with you. I find
your lustful women preposterous.
513
00:52:34,765 --> 00:52:38,352
- That doesn't surprise me.
- I am married, Lindsay,
514
00:52:38,436 --> 00:52:41,355
so I do have some experience
of the opposite sex.
515
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,026
I can assure you my wife is about
as far from your debauched harridans
516
00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:48,696
as animal is from vegetable.
517
00:52:48,779 --> 00:52:51,115
And which is she, Mr Campion?
518
00:52:52,241 --> 00:52:56,412
- Sorry.
- Animal or vegetable?
519
00:53:06,463 --> 00:53:08,215
What are you doing, Giddy?
520
00:53:08,299 --> 00:53:11,719
Dancing away all my impure thoughts.
I'm filled with them.
521
00:53:12,636 --> 00:53:13,887
You should be doing it.
522
00:53:13,971 --> 00:53:17,766
You need to more than me.
Oh, not you, Estella.
523
00:53:17,850 --> 00:53:21,270
She needs to more than anyone.
524
00:53:25,816 --> 00:53:28,819
Ah, the world's going round.
525
00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:39,037
What are you picturing
in your mind, Giddy?
526
00:53:39,121 --> 00:53:40,831
Nothing.
527
00:53:40,914 --> 00:53:45,627
- You're getting slippery.
- What do you mean?
528
00:53:47,087 --> 00:53:52,092
I know somewhere...
where she'd be really ticklish.
529
00:53:52,175 --> 00:53:54,219
Don't.
530
00:54:31,464 --> 00:54:35,552
He leaps from rock to rock
with the grace of a mountain goat.
531
00:55:29,313 --> 00:55:34,443
- You all right?
- Rose. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
532
00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:37,446
- Just a bit out of breath.
- Were you running?
533
00:55:38,572 --> 00:55:40,032
Walking.
534
00:55:40,116 --> 00:55:41,534
Briskly.
535
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:57,591
I think it's time
you paid a visit to Mr Devlin.
536
00:55:57,675 --> 00:56:00,136
I don't chase men.
It's undignified.
537
00:56:03,973 --> 00:56:06,100
What's that in his hand?
538
00:56:07,601 --> 00:56:11,730
- It looks like Estella's hat.
- Yes.
539
00:56:11,814 --> 00:56:15,943
I...I lost it when I went out for
a walk. He must've picked it up.
540
00:56:16,026 --> 00:56:18,362
So that's why you were blushing
in the car.
541
00:56:18,404 --> 00:56:20,823
I was feeling ill, I told you.
542
00:56:28,997 --> 00:56:31,500
Let me go.
543
00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:33,460
You ticklish?
544
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,438
Excuse me.
545
00:56:54,564 --> 00:56:57,317
Would you...please untie me?
546
00:56:59,903 --> 00:57:01,655
Please, will you untie me?
547
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:08,412
My hands are going to sleep.
548
00:57:43,238 --> 00:57:45,198
Thank you.
549
00:58:03,299 --> 00:58:08,346
- That tunic suits you.
- I thought we might go to evensong.
550
00:58:10,431 --> 00:58:13,142
All right, I'll go and change.
551
00:58:17,897 --> 00:58:20,108
So must I.
552
00:58:29,408 --> 00:58:33,704
- Where were you?
- We went into the town.
553
00:58:33,746 --> 00:58:37,542
You went to the pub.
I can smell it on your breath.
554
00:58:39,835 --> 00:58:42,546
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous outfit?
555
00:58:42,630 --> 00:58:46,300
It's...part of what they've been
using in the latest paintings.
556
00:58:46,384 --> 00:58:48,010
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
557
00:58:48,135 --> 00:58:50,930
Does this mean
you'll be doing some modelling?
558
00:58:51,013 --> 00:58:53,391
There's no need to be offensive.
559
00:58:57,061 --> 00:58:59,814
- Estella, what's wrong?
- Nothing is wrong!
560
00:59:13,244 --> 00:59:18,415
In its long history, one of
the enduring strengths of the Church
561
00:59:18,499 --> 00:59:21,585
has been its capacity
to withstand persecution,
562
00:59:21,669 --> 00:59:24,171
insult and ridicule.
563
00:59:24,254 --> 00:59:26,048
Since its inception,
564
00:59:26,131 --> 00:59:30,552
those who have sought to
mock Christians have been legion.
565
00:59:30,636 --> 00:59:35,265
Even Jesus Christ Himself
felt their lash -
566
00:59:35,349 --> 00:59:40,187
on the street, in the marketplace,
even at the end on the cross.
567
00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:44,566
"Where are you now,
you King of the Jews?"
568
00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:47,611
they called out to Him in his agony.
569
00:59:47,694 --> 00:59:51,698
In every age,
still more come forward
570
00:59:51,782 --> 00:59:57,246
to scorn His name
and to defame His most sacred images.
571
00:59:57,329 --> 01:00:01,667
But true Christians,
secure in their faith,
572
01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:05,587
can identify such detractors
for what they are -
573
01:00:05,671 --> 01:00:08,548
the disciples of the devil,
574
01:00:08,632 --> 01:00:14,137
the destroyers of all
that is precious in family life,
575
01:00:14,221 --> 01:00:19,142
the harbingers of darkness and chaos.
576
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,138
Please be seated.
577
01:01:01,392 --> 01:01:05,438
- What on earth is wrong with you?
- Nothing.
578
01:01:05,522 --> 01:01:11,486
What strange, deluded, conceited
creatures we human beings are.
579
01:01:12,654 --> 01:01:15,990
We think we have secrets
580
01:01:16,074 --> 01:01:18,451
but how can we have secrets
from God,
581
01:01:18,534 --> 01:01:24,165
who knows our innermost thoughts
every moment of the day?
582
01:01:34,926 --> 01:01:37,136
Giddy, what's wrong?
583
01:01:38,221 --> 01:01:42,391
He's in the studio.
He's staying there tonight.
584
01:01:43,517 --> 01:01:45,436
I'm going to seduce him.
585
01:01:46,562 --> 01:01:49,148
You're drunk.
586
01:01:49,231 --> 01:01:52,610
Did he say anything...
anything about me
587
01:01:52,693 --> 01:01:56,030
- when he untied you?
- No.
588
01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:00,701
He's too shy, you see?
589
01:02:01,327 --> 01:02:04,413
I think you should lie down
for a while.
590
01:02:04,497 --> 01:02:06,874
We're so out of touch
with our passions.
591
01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:10,961
I mean, I'm such
a bourgeois little thing,
592
01:02:11,045 --> 01:02:14,465
too scared even to reveal myself
to a painter.
593
01:02:17,635 --> 01:02:21,096
I'm going to start walking around
without any clothes on
594
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:24,892
because, well,
clothes are just ost...
595
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:29,146
"ostentatious figments
of middle-class imagination."
596
01:02:29,229 --> 01:02:32,191
That's Pru's nonsense.
597
01:02:32,274 --> 01:02:35,069
It's just a bit cold tonight.
598
01:02:38,739 --> 01:02:41,742
Well, I'd better go and get ready.
599
01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:44,536
This is the first day
of my new life.
600
01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:47,414
No, the first night
of my new life.
601
01:03:27,621 --> 01:03:29,748
She'll have to cross the Arafura Sea.
602
01:03:29,831 --> 01:03:32,042
She'll be here in a few days.
603
01:03:38,548 --> 01:03:40,508
What are you trying to do?
604
01:03:40,592 --> 01:03:44,512
Look. This is where Amy Johnson's
got to in her plane.
605
01:03:44,596 --> 01:03:45,889
She was almost eaten by cannibals.
606
01:03:45,972 --> 01:03:49,768
What are you trying to do to Giddy?
She'll make a fool of herself.
607
01:03:49,851 --> 01:03:53,021
You've seen her.
She's about to burst out of her skin.
608
01:03:53,104 --> 01:03:57,400
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Why are you so concerned?
609
01:03:57,484 --> 01:04:00,153
- You jealous?
- Don't be ridiculous.
610
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:04,949
- You like him too, don't you?
- We didn't speak when he untied me.
611
01:04:05,033 --> 01:04:10,163
- You didn't need to.
- You're really shocking.
612
01:04:50,036 --> 01:04:54,206
Your characters all seem so ravenous.
Can't love ever be gentle?
613
01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:58,252
Yes, of course it can,
but I'm not painting love scenes.
614
01:04:58,336 --> 01:05:00,671
Sorry, yes - "lust scenes."
615
01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:04,717
But there is a fierceness in desire,
isn't there? In lovemaking?
616
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,635
One of life's great conundrums.
617
01:05:06,719 --> 01:05:09,513
The only one,
according to your paintings.
618
01:05:09,597 --> 01:05:11,849
I admit that the human universe
619
01:05:11,891 --> 01:05:15,227
is infinitely richer
than my meagre palette.
620
01:05:15,311 --> 01:05:19,440
For instance,
I do absolutely no justice at all
621
01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:23,277
to the nervous Nellies and
the shrinking violets, the saints...
622
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,363
You're very contemptuous
of shrinking violets.
623
01:05:26,447 --> 01:05:30,743
Dear Estella,
I'm a shrinking violet myself.
624
01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:33,746
I choose to live
not in the real world but in here.
625
01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:37,041
I flee from the real world
into my little studio
626
01:05:37,124 --> 01:05:41,295
and there before me is the
unlimited canvas of my imagination.
627
01:05:41,378 --> 01:05:45,716
But your paintings,
they do go out into the real world.
628
01:05:45,799 --> 01:05:49,511
While you have a wonderful
imagination, most are stunted
629
01:05:49,595 --> 01:05:52,723
and you have no idea what effect
they'll have on people
630
01:05:52,806 --> 01:05:54,975
or what they might
incite them to. Rape?
631
01:05:55,058 --> 01:05:58,061
Mr Campion, in my opinion,
632
01:05:58,145 --> 01:06:01,481
the female body is the most
beautiful thing in the world
633
01:06:01,565 --> 01:06:06,778
and if it turns you into a ravenous
maniac I'd suggest it's a good idea
634
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:11,199
if your wife takes the greatest care
to get undressed behind a screen.
635
01:06:12,492 --> 01:06:16,330
Estella's seen the pictures too.
Are we in danger from her?
636
01:06:16,413 --> 01:06:20,500
You're so patronizing, Mr Campion.
Everyone has a rich imagination.
637
01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:23,545
What stunts it
is capitalist exploitation.
638
01:06:23,628 --> 01:06:26,757
Go to Soviet Russia
where they've been liberated,
639
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,759
there's an explosion of creativity.
640
01:06:28,842 --> 01:06:31,928
Have you been to Soviet Russia, Pru?
Have you?
641
01:06:32,012 --> 01:06:36,933
I thought for a moment someone knew
what they were talking about.
642
01:06:37,017 --> 01:06:41,730
Communism has exploded every value,
leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy.
643
01:06:41,813 --> 01:06:46,735
- Anarchy is freedom!
- Balls! Sorry. Sorry.
644
01:06:47,652 --> 01:06:50,030
Freedom for the strong
to dominate the weak.
645
01:06:50,113 --> 01:06:53,199
It's exactly as before,
just a different set of bullies.
646
01:06:53,283 --> 01:06:56,828
Speaking of bullies, where's Giddy?
647
01:07:16,723 --> 01:07:19,893
- I thought you'd lost that hat.
- Yes.
648
01:07:19,976 --> 01:07:22,729
One of the girls must've found it.
649
01:07:23,855 --> 01:07:28,943
So, um, where was Giddy tonight?
650
01:07:29,027 --> 01:07:31,112
You like her, don't you?
651
01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:36,075
"Try one of these, they're Turkish."
652
01:07:37,827 --> 01:07:40,079
No, I just...
653
01:07:40,163 --> 01:07:43,416
I just worry about her
with those other two.
654
01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:46,461
She's drunk herself into a stupor.
655
01:07:46,544 --> 01:07:48,796
Planning to throw herself at...
656
01:07:49,839 --> 01:07:51,591
that odd-job man.
657
01:07:54,176 --> 01:07:56,637
Yes, he's quite a character,
isn't he?
658
01:07:56,721 --> 01:08:00,474
Apparently, he had a dangerous
reputation before he lost his sight.
659
01:08:00,558 --> 01:08:03,436
This whole country's dangerous.
660
01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:07,648
You know, I've been mulling over
what you said to me the other night
661
01:08:07,732 --> 01:08:11,610
about...about me
thinking too highly of you.
662
01:08:11,694 --> 01:08:16,449
- I don't see either of us as saints.
- That's a relief.
663
01:08:16,532 --> 01:08:21,328
Yes, I've done plenty of things
I'm ashamed of, stretching way back.
664
01:08:21,412 --> 01:08:27,084
- What sort of things?
- I remember when I was at school,
665
01:08:27,168 --> 01:08:29,753
we had this
ridiculous initiation ceremony
666
01:08:29,837 --> 01:08:32,715
for the new boys,
the "scum" as we called them.
667
01:08:33,841 --> 01:08:37,720
- I was put through it myself.
- What happened?
668
01:08:37,803 --> 01:08:42,224
Well, we used to stand 'em
on a chair, take their trousers down,
669
01:08:42,308 --> 01:08:45,561
whip 'em with wet towels
while they recited Tennyson.
670
01:08:45,644 --> 01:08:48,272
- You know the sort of thing.
- Do I?
671
01:08:50,024 --> 01:08:55,070
Anyway, that's just...
something I wanted you to know.
672
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:07,583
In view of...today's activities.
673
01:09:09,126 --> 01:09:10,794
What are you talking about?
674
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:16,425
I think you know,
I'd rather not put it into words.
675
01:09:46,121 --> 01:09:48,707
Sorry I'm so noisy.
676
01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:53,878
It's all right.
They'll all be asleep.
677
01:12:55,934 --> 01:12:58,353
You are the Winnie the Pooh
sleeping in today.
678
01:12:58,436 --> 01:13:01,606
- What's the time?
- Nearly three.
679
01:13:01,690 --> 01:13:03,817
Message from your friend Sheela.
680
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:08,488
She didn't want to wake you for
swimming as you needed your rest.
681
01:13:08,571 --> 01:13:11,741
Seemed quite smug about it, actually.
682
01:13:11,825 --> 01:13:14,619
I might have one now, then.
683
01:13:16,371 --> 01:13:18,873
To wake me up.
684
01:13:18,957 --> 01:13:21,584
Right. Good idea.
685
01:13:49,112 --> 01:13:52,323
- How are you feeling?
- Really buggered.
686
01:13:52,407 --> 01:13:55,827
I woke in the night with a blanket
stuck to me like a cloak.
687
01:13:55,910 --> 01:13:57,787
I'd spilt that horrible drink.
688
01:13:57,870 --> 01:13:59,997
I looked like a huge emerald mint.
689
01:14:01,791 --> 01:14:03,751
Not that it mattered.
690
01:14:03,834 --> 01:14:07,004
- Why? What do you mean?
- I went to the studio to see him.
691
01:14:07,088 --> 01:14:10,758
He was there doing it
with somebody else.
692
01:14:10,841 --> 01:14:12,969
Who was it?
693
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:18,933
It was dark.
I suppose it was Sheela or Pru.
694
01:14:20,101 --> 01:14:23,312
They've got absolutely no morals
at all.
695
01:14:23,396 --> 01:14:27,274
I just feel so stupid.
I thought he liked me.
696
01:14:33,072 --> 01:14:36,283
So I'm not going to have
anything to do with men any more.
697
01:14:36,367 --> 01:14:39,286
- I've made a big decision.
- What decision?
698
01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:41,747
You'll see. So will Norman.
699
01:15:08,941 --> 01:15:12,277
- Change your mind?
- Yes.
700
01:15:12,361 --> 01:15:15,781
Disappointing news.
The organisers have backed down.
701
01:15:15,864 --> 01:15:19,243
Exhibition's going ahead
with all the original paintings.
702
01:15:20,577 --> 01:15:25,082
- Still, we did our best.
- I wish we could leave now.
703
01:15:25,165 --> 01:15:27,417
That's the good news.
The track's been repaired.
704
01:15:27,501 --> 01:15:31,421
- We'll get the first train tomorrow.
- Thank goodness.
705
01:15:34,508 --> 01:15:36,718
I'll tell Lindsay.
706
01:15:51,942 --> 01:15:55,946
Sorry, just thought I'd let you know
we'll be off in the morning.
707
01:15:57,072 --> 01:15:59,532
Right.
708
01:16:05,205 --> 01:16:07,248
Right.
709
01:16:22,138 --> 01:16:26,518
You're very naughty so I'm not
going to give you this chocolate.
710
01:16:26,601 --> 01:16:30,480
Honey! Honey, come quick.
711
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,989
This lamb is absolutely delicious.
712
01:16:40,073 --> 01:16:44,118
Very nearly as good as Welsh lamb
and that's saying something.
713
01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:48,164
Well, um...
714
01:16:48,247 --> 01:16:50,875
thank you very much
for your hospitality.
715
01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:52,502
Bottoms up.
716
01:16:52,543 --> 01:16:54,879
We've enjoyed ourselves.
717
01:16:54,962 --> 01:16:58,132
I like a little opposition.
It clears the mind.
718
01:17:05,723 --> 01:17:10,561
So, um, I gather
you're a boxer, Mr Devlin.
719
01:17:10,645 --> 01:17:13,689
Yes, I used to do a bit
of boxing myself, actually.
720
01:17:13,773 --> 01:17:16,234
Quite a keen pugilist in one's day.
721
01:17:16,317 --> 01:17:21,697
Lost a huge part of this tooth from
a great haymaker someone gave me.
722
01:17:21,781 --> 01:17:26,285
I expect you've got some
pretty bad scabs to show as well.
723
01:17:27,286 --> 01:17:32,666
Apart, obviously, from the...
eye thing, which is beastly.
724
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:40,424
Well, unfortunately,
during his last fight,
725
01:17:40,508 --> 01:17:43,719
Mr Devlin was gasping for air
with his tongue hanging out
726
01:17:43,802 --> 01:17:47,765
and he got this enormous uppercut
under his chin and lost most of it.
727
01:17:47,848 --> 01:17:50,643
Bulldust, Norman.
728
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:54,563
He makes a brilliant Ulysses, anyhow.
729
01:17:54,688 --> 01:17:57,983
We always call him into the water
and he never comes.
730
01:17:58,067 --> 01:18:00,778
Whoever he was,
you'd try to get him in.
731
01:18:00,861 --> 01:18:05,032
- You'd get in the whole army.
- God, you're charming tonight.
732
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:09,661
Thinking about the Atlantis series,
I'd like to do more research.
733
01:18:09,745 --> 01:18:13,207
I was thinking of mounting
an expedition to go and find it.
734
01:18:13,290 --> 01:18:15,834
You might like to come.
735
01:18:17,169 --> 01:18:21,715
- Devlin could be the pilot.
- Giddy could be the navigator.
736
01:18:22,382 --> 01:18:23,884
I'm not going if they're going.
737
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,427
- What?
- Why not?
738
01:18:25,510 --> 01:18:27,846
I can't trust you
as far as I could kick you.
739
01:18:27,930 --> 01:18:32,601
- Thanks very much.
- What are you talking about?
740
01:18:32,684 --> 01:18:34,186
You know!
741
01:18:34,269 --> 01:18:37,522
You always eat cheese
when you're feeling guilty.
742
01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:39,650
Excuse me.
743
01:18:42,527 --> 01:18:45,655
Sorry, I'd better go and see
if she's all right.
744
01:18:50,118 --> 01:18:54,206
- What?
- Nothing.
745
01:18:58,502 --> 01:19:00,420
Piglet? You all right?
746
01:19:00,504 --> 01:19:03,006
Yes, I'm...I'm fine, thank you.
747
01:19:04,799 --> 01:19:07,302
Are you feeling a bit funny?
748
01:19:08,428 --> 01:19:10,055
Probably all that Stilton.
749
01:19:11,806 --> 01:19:15,101
You were packing it down,
weren't you?
750
01:19:19,731 --> 01:19:22,776
- Well, I'd better...I'll go back.
- Pooh.
751
01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:27,864
I think...we should talk.
752
01:19:29,741 --> 01:19:35,830
- Right you are. What about?
- Ever since we got here, I...
753
01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:42,212
Well, now, I think some things
are best left unsaid.
754
01:19:43,671 --> 01:19:47,300
But that means
we'll always be strangers.
755
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,677
No, not really.
756
01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,640
- Only small parts of us.
- The bad parts.
757
01:19:55,725 --> 01:19:58,644
No, I think it's good
to have a few secrets.
758
01:20:01,105 --> 01:20:03,107
Do you?
759
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,279
That way, in 50 years' time,
760
01:20:08,362 --> 01:20:12,158
we'll still be able
to surprise each other.
761
01:20:13,117 --> 01:20:14,827
Perhaps you're right.
762
01:20:21,584 --> 01:20:23,628
I love you, Piglet.
763
01:20:56,660 --> 01:20:59,955
- What's the matter?
- You must've been dreaming.
764
01:21:00,039 --> 01:21:01,915
When you saw someone with Devlin.
765
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:04,043
You were so drunk.
766
01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:07,796
I looked in here
and you were absolutely sozzled.
767
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:11,759
- But it was so real.
- Dreams always are.
768
01:21:12,509 --> 01:21:15,220
The other two swear it wasn't them
769
01:21:15,262 --> 01:21:17,598
and you know how they like to boast.
770
01:21:18,932 --> 01:21:21,268
Do you still like him?
771
01:21:22,519 --> 01:21:27,482
- I suppose so.
- You should go in and see him, then.
772
01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:28,775
Now?
773
01:21:28,859 --> 01:21:33,155
That's what your dream
was telling you.
774
01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:37,826
Here, put this on.
775
01:21:37,909 --> 01:21:41,121
- But it's your wedding ring.
- It's always brought me luck.
776
01:21:41,204 --> 01:21:43,790
- Has it?
- Always.
777
01:21:43,874 --> 01:21:45,709
Wear these.
778
01:21:48,879 --> 01:21:50,922
Try some of this.
779
01:21:56,386 --> 01:21:59,222
We'll have to fix your hair.
780
01:22:14,362 --> 01:22:16,197
Good luck.
781
01:25:31,307 --> 01:25:34,185
I want to wake up now.
782
01:25:48,116 --> 01:25:52,120
- What? It was night...
- You were shouting.
783
01:25:52,203 --> 01:25:54,998
Really loudly.
I heard you from the garden.
784
01:25:55,081 --> 01:25:59,085
But I wanted to tell you about
last night. Oh, it was wonderful.
785
01:25:59,168 --> 01:26:02,588
I mean, I didn't do everything
with him because...
786
01:26:02,672 --> 01:26:05,425
I don't think
he's good enough for me but...
787
01:26:05,508 --> 01:26:09,012
oh, he did some things
which were just...
788
01:26:11,347 --> 01:26:12,849
Gosh!
789
01:26:21,566 --> 01:26:24,569
How dare you use her
without permission?
790
01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:29,407
- I don't need permission.
- It infers that she modelled!
791
01:26:30,575 --> 01:26:32,910
You cannot just put
someone in your painting!
792
01:26:32,952 --> 01:26:36,622
It's totally compromising.
She'll be outraged. I'm outraged!
793
01:26:36,706 --> 01:26:40,251
- Perhaps we ought to ask her.
- I don't need to. If she wanted...
794
01:26:40,334 --> 01:26:42,753
Anthony? What's the matter?
795
01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:45,965
Mr Lindsay has put you
in his latest painting.
796
01:26:47,341 --> 01:26:50,094
He has to paint over you
or we'll take legal action.
797
01:26:50,177 --> 01:26:54,390
He can turn you into someone else.
You'd better have a look.
798
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:22,543
Well?
799
01:27:45,983 --> 01:27:48,694
It's a good likeness.
800
01:28:27,274 --> 01:28:32,278
Devlin, better get back
to work. Catch.
801
01:29:40,638 --> 01:29:43,391
They're asleep.
802
01:29:43,474 --> 01:29:45,518
For goodness sake!
803
01:29:50,189 --> 01:29:51,649
We'll be arrested.
804
01:29:55,569 --> 01:29:58,280
We'll be excommunicated.
805
01:29:59,305 --> 01:30:05,775
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