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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:06,860 [Music plays] 2 00:00:50,548 --> 00:00:52,482 [Sighs] 3 00:01:10,368 --> 00:01:13,599 [Sighs] OK. 4 00:01:13,672 --> 00:01:15,663 [Acoustic rock plays] 5 00:01:54,946 --> 00:01:56,311 - Hey. - Hey. 6 00:01:56,381 --> 00:01:58,576 - Is this yours? - Dad. 7 00:01:58,650 --> 00:02:00,345 Didn't think so. 8 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:04,687 - [Shower running] - [Muffled music plays] 9 00:02:04,756 --> 00:02:08,214 [* Sondre Lerche and The Faces Down: Airport Taxi Reception] 10 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,896 Hey. 11 00:02:14,966 --> 00:02:17,526 Hey, I was gonna do that for you later. 12 00:02:17,602 --> 00:02:20,469 Now you won't have to. 13 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:24,235 - OK. OK, are you hungry? - Yeah. 14 00:02:24,309 --> 00:02:25,367 - Cereal? - OK. 15 00:02:25,443 --> 00:02:26,774 All right. 16 00:02:26,845 --> 00:02:29,871 - So the plan... - [girl] The plan. 17 00:02:29,948 --> 00:02:31,916 Cara, Dad's about to reveal "the plan." 18 00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:35,248 I'll pack up the car, pick you up right after school, 19 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,848 and then we'll drive straight... through. 20 00:02:39,924 --> 00:02:42,791 - [Girl 2] Sounds good. - Does not. 21 00:02:42,861 --> 00:02:45,125 - What now? - Well, isn't the whole point 22 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:47,756 that we go to school? You're forcing us to miss school 23 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:50,198 when we should be, like, in school. 24 00:02:50,268 --> 00:02:53,260 Right? I mean, what about my studies? 25 00:02:53,338 --> 00:02:54,805 OK, why are you smiling? 26 00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:57,899 I just never thought I'd hear you say, "What about my studies?" 27 00:02:57,976 --> 00:03:01,605 It makes me, like, smile. 28 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:05,080 - [Scoffs] I don't wanna go. - We do this every year. 29 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,209 Only time we can get the family together. 30 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:09,480 [Girl] Gotta help Grandma and Grandpa. 31 00:03:09,554 --> 00:03:11,545 - Go. - You're destroying my education. 32 00:03:11,623 --> 00:03:13,921 - Change. - [Doorbell rings] 33 00:03:15,794 --> 00:03:17,284 - Yes? - Very good column, sir. 34 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:19,057 That bit about curfews? Very apt. 35 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:21,257 And may I also say that yesterday's column 36 00:03:21,332 --> 00:03:23,323 on boundary setting was excellent. 37 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:25,562 - Who are you? - I'm Marty Barasco. 38 00:03:25,637 --> 00:03:28,538 I would like to thank you for last Friday's column. 39 00:03:28,606 --> 00:03:30,437 It helped me understand my parents. 40 00:03:30,508 --> 00:03:32,499 [Laughs] OK. 41 00:03:32,577 --> 00:03:35,171 Well, Marty, what else can I do for you? 42 00:03:35,246 --> 00:03:37,806 I'd like to see your daughter, sir. If I could. 43 00:03:37,882 --> 00:03:40,646 Ah. Jane. Jane! 44 00:03:40,718 --> 00:03:42,811 Actually, I'm here for Cara. 45 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:47,717 Nice to meet you, Marty. Come back in two years. 46 00:03:50,328 --> 00:03:52,319 I don't wanna brag, but Mr. Shaff says 47 00:03:52,397 --> 00:03:55,594 I'm one of the best drivers in his class. He says I'm highway ready. 48 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,100 Mr. Shaff and I may not agree. 49 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:59,261 - Cara! Let's go. - So will you let me? 50 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:02,795 We'll see. 3pm sharp. Do not be... 51 00:04:02,874 --> 00:04:04,671 - Late. We got it. ...late. 52 00:04:04,742 --> 00:04:06,607 Yes, we do. 53 00:04:06,678 --> 00:04:09,806 FYI, that boy you were really rude to before is my friend, Marty, 54 00:04:09,881 --> 00:04:13,476 my lab partner from class. We're doing an extra-credit project together. 55 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:15,451 Bus. 56 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,818 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 57 00:04:17,889 --> 00:04:20,050 - Come on! - Hurry up! 58 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:37,531 [Sighs] 59 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:00,827 [Cell phone rings] 60 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,699 Yeah? 61 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:08,864 Yeah, Jordy, I e-mailed it half an hour ago. 62 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,271 What? 63 00:05:11,609 --> 00:05:14,271 No way. You're kidding. 64 00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:17,007 [Laughs] 65 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:23,948 That's funny. [laughs] 66 00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:27,014 - Where's your sister? - You're late. 67 00:05:27,091 --> 00:05:30,117 She went to Yumms. Can I drive? 68 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:32,492 - Dad's going to be syndicated. - Not so fast. 69 00:05:32,563 --> 00:05:34,724 There're others being considered... 70 00:05:34,799 --> 00:05:38,200 Aw, that's great. Can I drive? 71 00:05:38,269 --> 00:05:41,636 - [Engine whirring] - [Brakes screech] 72 00:05:44,809 --> 00:05:48,711 Look. You're a fine driver. It's the just the other hundred million dr... 73 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:50,611 If you don't let me, I'll never learn. 74 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:53,947 But if I let you, you may not live. 75 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:03,193 - [Rock music plays] - [Indistinct chatter] 76 00:06:18,376 --> 00:06:21,243 [Pounding] 77 00:06:21,312 --> 00:06:23,109 [Conversation stops] 78 00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:31,483 What was that? What are you doing? 79 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:35,287 - Could you be more embarrassing? - Sorry to interrupt your studies. 80 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,296 Well, we can't all be monks like you. No. 81 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:42,197 - By the way, you're grounded. - Oh, I'm grounded? 82 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:43,528 Mm-hmm. For how long? 83 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:46,126 - For life. - [Girl] Dad, come on. 84 00:06:46,204 --> 00:06:48,104 - It's humiliating. - Tell me about it. 85 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:49,639 [Dan] Grounded for a month. 86 00:06:49,707 --> 00:06:52,767 A month! But that's worse than forever. 87 00:06:52,844 --> 00:06:55,870 - OK, Dad, why? - You lied to me. 88 00:06:55,947 --> 00:06:58,279 Yeah, well, you can't handle the truth. 89 00:06:58,349 --> 00:06:59,873 Try me next time. 90 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:02,385 - [Stammering] But... but... - No, no. No. No. 91 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:05,854 - OK, Dad. I... I love Marty. - Oh, please. 92 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:10,317 - [Cara] OK. - Come on. 93 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:12,955 Dad, Dad. Dad, Dad, stop. OK, just listen. Listen. 94 00:07:13,031 --> 00:07:15,124 I didn't know right away. It took me a while. 95 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:17,759 - What's a while? - I've known him for three weeks, 96 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:19,427 but I knew in three days. 97 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:22,371 - You can't know in three days. - [Car engine turning over] 98 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,169 - Well, maybe she can. - No, no. No. 99 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:26,540 What you're feeling is not love. 100 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:29,978 - It is young and reckless. - Yes, it is. I love him. 101 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:33,279 - You may think it's love, it is not! - No, I love him. I love him. 102 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:35,410 - No, it's not. No, it's not. - I love him. 103 00:07:35,486 --> 00:07:37,977 I love him. I love him. 104 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:48,895 [* Sondre Lerche: To Be Surprised] 105 00:08:07,151 --> 00:08:09,085 Dad? You OK? 106 00:08:09,153 --> 00:08:11,951 [Dan] There goes Jane's college education. 107 00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:14,583 There goes Cara's. 108 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:17,719 - Oh, no. What about mine? - No, you're good. 109 00:08:17,795 --> 00:08:20,127 Ah, no, wait. There it goes. 110 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:21,825 [Giggles] 111 00:08:23,935 --> 00:08:26,130 You can't keep me from Marty. 112 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:32,302 Dad, let me remind you that guys are half the world, 113 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:35,209 and I'll find others. 114 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:38,407 But know that only Marty gets my heart. 115 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:40,110 In the car. 116 00:08:42,019 --> 00:08:45,477 - I know a really good driver. - No. 117 00:08:45,556 --> 00:08:47,046 No. 118 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:56,197 Here you go. 119 00:08:58,236 --> 00:09:00,636 I think your sisters aren't very happy with me. 120 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:04,141 - Duh. - Why do you think? 121 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:08,668 You're a good father, but sometimes a bad dad. 122 00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:13,748 - Who told you to say that? - No one. 123 00:09:13,818 --> 00:09:16,082 Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me. 124 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,145 - I made it up myself. - No. You didn't. 125 00:09:18,222 --> 00:09:21,385 Which one of your sisters told you to say that? 126 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:23,689 I made it up myself. I'm in the fourth grade. 127 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:26,457 - I can make things up for myself. - Jane or Cara? 128 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:29,694 - I made it up myself. - Jane or Cara? 129 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:32,736 - I'm in the fourth grade. - She's in the fourth grade! 130 00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:18,379 [Brakes screech] 131 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:20,849 - [Horn honks] - [Woman] Oh, they're here. 132 00:10:20,918 --> 00:10:24,684 - [Indistinct chatter] - [Woman 2] They're here. Come, girls. 133 00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:27,121 - Hey, Poppy. - Good to see you. 134 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,624 Hi, Lil. 135 00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:31,091 Hey, Dad. 136 00:10:34,565 --> 00:10:36,294 - Well, now we're all here. - Mm-hm. 137 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,892 - How you doing? - Uh, fine. Or maybe not. 138 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:42,167 - My kids can't stand me. - Means you're doing something right. 139 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,471 [Indistinct chatter, laughter] 140 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:49,035 Oh, you're so... Hiya, honey. 141 00:10:49,113 --> 00:10:51,604 Look at your girls. They're all grown up. 142 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,479 No, no, no. They're still very young. 143 00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,576 - Come on, Lilly. Lilly. - Hey, how are you? 144 00:10:55,653 --> 00:10:58,121 - She's getting big. - Getting bigger every day. 145 00:10:58,189 --> 00:10:59,850 - Hey, man. - Dan the man. 146 00:11:01,325 --> 00:11:03,384 Good to see you. 147 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:04,792 - Hello. - Hello. 148 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:08,423 - Hi, Uncle Dan. - Hey, Eileen, how are you? 149 00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:11,297 - Did you hit traffic? - Yeah, it wasn't... eh, not too bad. 150 00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:13,530 - Hi, sis. Good to see you. - Glad you're here. 151 00:11:13,604 --> 00:11:16,164 Who are they? I've never seen these guys in my life. 152 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,333 - Hi, Uncle Dan. - Say something. 153 00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:21,708 - Something. - It happened. I knew it. Way to go. 154 00:11:21,779 --> 00:11:24,942 - Sounds good. - Help your uncle with his bags, OK? 155 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:27,246 [Sighs] 156 00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:29,843 Honey, you're down here. 157 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,684 Your brother, Mitch, has a friend coming to visit, so... 158 00:11:32,757 --> 00:11:34,315 - I'm in the special room. - Yeah. 159 00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:37,088 - [Mitch] Sorry, bro. - That's OK. 160 00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:45,495 - You sleep tight. - You too. 161 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:49,367 [Drier rumbling] 162 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:06,686 [Brushing teeth] 163 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,192 - You tired? - [Girl] Get down, get down! 164 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,132 - Morning. - Good morning. 165 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,965 - Sleep OK? - Yeah. 166 00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:23,029 - [Girl] Get down! - Can I get you guys something? 167 00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:24,972 Get a life. 168 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,944 - She just needs some space. - That's not what she needs. 169 00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:36,111 Yeah. She does. 170 00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:38,678 From the sound of things, you all do. 171 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:41,122 Yeah, why don't you go get the papers? 172 00:12:41,192 --> 00:12:43,990 - Oh, Mom. - Yeah, go on. 173 00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:47,724 It would do you good. Get lost for a little while. 174 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:50,995 - Maybe I should stick around. - No. Get lost, Danny. 175 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:53,093 It's not a request. 176 00:12:57,141 --> 00:12:59,302 [* Sondre Lerche: I'll Be OK] 177 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,547 [Engine starts] 178 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,636 [Gulls calling] 179 00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:44,888 [Train whistle blows] 180 00:13:55,132 --> 00:13:57,123 - Good morning. - Good morning. 181 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:10,903 [Indistinct chatter] 182 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:17,114 - Good morning. - I'll be with you in a minute. 183 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,917 Oh. 184 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:22,015 Well, then he went downtown. 185 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,583 Yeah. For coffee. Right. 186 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,630 Talks to him on weekends. 187 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,828 Hi. Excuse me. Could you help? 188 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:35,235 Um... Yes. 189 00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:39,106 I'm looking for a book, obviously. 190 00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:42,407 - Anything in particular? - Yeah, something that can help me 191 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,449 deal with, um... 192 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,551 ...what might be an awkward situation. 193 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:54,421 Oh. OK. Um, what... what's kind of, um... 194 00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:56,790 Well, something funny might be nice. 195 00:14:56,861 --> 00:15:01,355 But not necessarily big, "ha ha ha," laugh-out-loud funny, 196 00:15:01,432 --> 00:15:04,560 you know, and certainly not make-fun-of-other-people funny, 197 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:09,197 but rather something, uh, human funny. 198 00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:11,605 OK. 199 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:14,838 And, uh, if it could, um, 200 00:15:14,912 --> 00:15:16,812 sneak up on you, surprise you, 201 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:20,908 and at the same time make you think that what you thought 202 00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:24,250 was not only right in a wrong kind of way, 203 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:27,518 but when you're wrong, there's a certain rightness 204 00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:30,617 - to your wrongness. - Um... 205 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:34,562 Well, maybe what I mean is, um, 206 00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:40,468 more importantly, I'm looking to be swept up. [laughs] 207 00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,870 And at the same time, not. 208 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,068 Meaning I wanna feel, uh, 209 00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:50,773 a deep connection to, uh, something. 210 00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:53,112 Or maybe I don't know what I'm looking for. 211 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:56,277 Well, in my experience, you rarely find it all in just one book. 212 00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:58,617 - Oh. - Maybe that's why there're so many. 213 00:15:58,689 --> 00:15:59,781 - Hmm. - Um... 214 00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:04,226 - So, what do we have? - We have a smattering, a sort of 215 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,456 - potpourri of possibilities. - Potpourri? 216 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,727 Yeah. Um, here we go. We have, uh, poetry. 217 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,132 Dickinson, you know, basic stuff. 218 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:15,296 - Little Neruda is always good. - I agree. 219 00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:18,466 Oh, now, this is actually a real page-turner. 220 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,272 The Life of Gandhi? I... No, but he... 221 00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:25,714 Nobody has ever been quite so cool as him. 222 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:28,946 Um, lighthouses. A Good Man Is Hard to Find. 223 00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:32,284 - Uh, the title alone. - Anna Karenina. I don't... 224 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:35,086 - Oh, now, that's funny. - [Both laugh] 225 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,992 No, actually, no, funny is here. 226 00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,989 Maybe it's not that funny. 227 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,467 No, actually that's funny. Very funny, and true. 228 00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:48,801 Good. OK, good. Um... 229 00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:52,899 But, uh, if you could pick only one. 230 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:56,242 Ah. Well, I would say 231 00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:59,077 that nothing rivals 232 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:03,381 - the romance of Fishcliff. - [Laughs] 233 00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:07,515 I'm being honest. I just walked around and I just grabbed stuff. 234 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,456 I just grabbed whatever I could grab. 235 00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:11,426 - [Clerk] You were lookin' for? - Sold. 236 00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,326 - [Clerk] I'm sorry? - I want them all. 237 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,092 These were just suggestions, I... 238 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:17,190 Make sure he gets the commission for this. 239 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:20,498 - [Clerk] He doesn't work here. - Well, he should. 240 00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:27,073 You are smooth. 241 00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:30,045 Uh, actually, no, I'm not smooth. 242 00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:36,053 - I'm, uh, Dan. Sorry. - [Both laugh] 243 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,645 Marie. [sniffs] 244 00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:42,658 Hey. Hi. 245 00:17:42,726 --> 00:17:46,787 Um, so, Marie, can I make it up to you? 246 00:17:47,865 --> 00:17:50,459 [Dan] OK. Here is your tea. Hot. 247 00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:53,503 Watch it. And there is my orange juice. 248 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,596 And I bought a muffin, but I think 249 00:17:56,674 --> 00:18:00,371 they gave me a small planet. 250 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:02,810 - [Marie laughs] - I should put that down. 251 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,111 - Thank you. - I have napkins and utensils. 252 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,981 - I'm a big believer in forks. - [Laughs] 253 00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:11,487 And you are not, apparently. 254 00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:12,817 - So, Dan... - Yes. 255 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,690 - You were born? - I was born. 256 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:22,198 Like everybody else. And I grew up, like everybody else. Good? 257 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:25,565 - Mmm. Mm-hmm. - [Laughs] 258 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:27,570 Um, OK. What else? 259 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:31,165 I went to school, and I had a Bonanza lunch pail. 260 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:34,176 This show, '60s, a TV show. 261 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:36,678 When I was ten, I wanted to be a magician. 262 00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:40,239 So I used to hold these magic shows for all the kids in the neighborhood. 263 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:43,184 I tried to make a neighborhood girl levitate. 264 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:48,418 And she didn't. And it involved a body cast, and several stitches... 265 00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,984 - [Marie laughs] ...the end of my... 266 00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:06,732 [Dan] Let me tell you something, something I've never... 267 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:11,838 [laughs] You're gonna laugh. Something I've never told anybody... 268 00:19:11,915 --> 00:19:13,348 ...in my life. 269 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,875 Um, and this is really hard for me to say. 270 00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:19,582 [Both laugh] 271 00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:24,252 And then she got, uh, sick. 272 00:19:24,328 --> 00:19:27,263 And, um, then she was gone. 273 00:19:28,665 --> 00:19:30,690 And, uh... 274 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,038 It's taken a while. 275 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:40,205 We should probably talk about something else. 276 00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:44,338 So you're telling me that you're one of those widowers with three daughters 277 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:47,212 who preys on unsuspecting women in bookstores? 278 00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:50,276 - It seems that would be me. - Been there. 279 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:53,084 - Really? - [Laughs] 280 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:58,051 No, it seems that it's been... 281 00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:04,190 ...seriously hard. - No. Um... 282 00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:08,329 No, we're OK now. We're really OK. 283 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:11,533 [Whispers] You don't have to smile. 284 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,106 Better than the alternative. 285 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:18,410 - [Cell phone rings] - Ah. 286 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,347 - Can you hold? - Mm-hmm. 287 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:23,850 - Excuse me. - Mm-hm. 288 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:28,915 Hi. No, no, I'm minutes away. Yes. 289 00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:32,894 - Um, I have to go. - Oh. OK. 290 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:38,133 I just lost track of time. 291 00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:40,363 I wish we could keep talking. 292 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:44,771 Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual, meeting you. 293 00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:48,403 - Maybe I can call you sometime? - Uh, that might be awkward. 294 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,743 - 'Cause you're in a relationship? - Yes. A new one. 295 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,079 I would've found out if I hadn't been talking. 296 00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:57,143 - That's true. - But it's not exactly fair, is it? 297 00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:59,985 - I mean, you know all about me... - Thank you. 298 00:21:00,057 --> 00:21:03,891 And I know nothing about you. I don't wanna go through the rest of my life 299 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:07,294 wondering about the woman in the bookstore who let me do the talking. 300 00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:11,892 All we'd be is two people finishing a conversation. 301 00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:16,906 Uh... OK. No harm in that. 302 00:21:21,745 --> 00:21:23,906 [Sighs] Oh, OK. 303 00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:29,414 Call. Or don't, but, uh, call. 304 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,255 Oh! Um, hey, hey, hey! 305 00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:42,355 Just so you know, um, I would even call to say I'm not calling. 306 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,764 Hmm. 307 00:21:47,804 --> 00:21:51,001 [Laughs] Um... 308 00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:55,302 OK. 309 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:05,115 "I'd even call to say I'm not calling?" Wow. 310 00:22:05,188 --> 00:22:06,678 - [Tires screech] - [Honking] 311 00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:08,452 Sorry. Sorry! 312 00:22:08,525 --> 00:22:11,187 [Police siren wails] 313 00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:21,433 [Dan sighs] 314 00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:24,906 I, um... I never do this kind of thing, officer. 315 00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,502 I'm usually very careful. 316 00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:31,138 And nobody believes in... 317 00:22:31,214 --> 00:22:33,079 - Welcome to Rhode Island. - Yeah, OK. 318 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,742 Yeah, it's nice to be here. 319 00:22:34,818 --> 00:22:39,721 [Piano playing scales] 320 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:42,088 - Hey. - Hey. 321 00:22:42,159 --> 00:22:45,720 - [Laughs] What's wrong? - Nobody. 322 00:22:45,796 --> 00:22:48,094 - I mean, nothing. - [Both laugh] 323 00:22:48,165 --> 00:22:49,757 Danny's back. 324 00:22:56,006 --> 00:22:57,974 - Dude, are you all right? - What? Yeah. 325 00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:01,533 - No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. - Really? 326 00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:03,602 'Cause you don't... you don't seem good. 327 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,617 Well, it was the strangest thing. I, um... 328 00:23:09,686 --> 00:23:12,655 - Wow. - Wow what? 329 00:23:14,358 --> 00:23:18,021 I met somebody, and she's really something. 330 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:21,963 - Hot damn! - Bro, that is beyond huge! 331 00:23:22,032 --> 00:23:23,397 - You got her number? - Yeah. 332 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,264 - You gonna call? - It's complicated. 333 00:23:25,335 --> 00:23:27,098 No, it's simple. You've gotta call. 334 00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:29,900 No, he just met her. He's probably worried it's too soon. 335 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:33,374 No, it's never too soon. Especially for somebody his age. 336 00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:35,138 - Amy, Dan met someone. - Shh... 337 00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:37,077 - He met someone? - Dan met someone? 338 00:23:37,147 --> 00:23:39,240 - Come here. How soon till he can call? - Shh. 339 00:23:39,316 --> 00:23:41,546 I don't know. I haven't been single for years. 340 00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:44,382 - Me neither. My God, who is she? - Uncle Dan met someone? 341 00:23:44,454 --> 00:23:46,547 - Dan met a hottie. - [Overlapping chatter] 342 00:23:46,623 --> 00:23:48,921 All right, all right. That is enough. 343 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,857 You know what? Let's ask Annie. 344 00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:52,224 - Just now? - Now. 345 00:23:52,295 --> 00:23:55,230 - What does she look like? - Um... 346 00:23:55,298 --> 00:23:58,165 - She... - What's the, um? 347 00:24:00,203 --> 00:24:03,639 - The question? - This is my brother, Dan. 348 00:24:03,707 --> 00:24:07,370 And, um, he needs your advice. He met some hottie downtown, 349 00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:09,912 and, um... She's a little shell-shocked. 350 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:12,107 Wouldn't you be? Mitch neglects to mention 351 00:24:12,182 --> 00:24:15,310 that in their weekend away, she's gonna meet our entire family. 352 00:24:15,385 --> 00:24:19,788 - I didn't want to scare her off. - Let's go, everybody! Let's go. 353 00:24:19,856 --> 00:24:21,721 Congratulations. 354 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,521 So, um, Annie? 355 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:27,756 It's Anne-Marie. Um, Mitch calls me Annie, 356 00:24:27,831 --> 00:24:30,026 but, uh, I'm Marie everywhere else. 357 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,432 I've two Marys and a Martha in my exercise class, 358 00:24:32,502 --> 00:24:36,598 - so I didn't wanna confuse people. - No. That would be not good. 359 00:24:36,673 --> 00:24:39,665 - I... I prefer Marie. - [Mom] Come on, sweetie. 360 00:24:39,743 --> 00:24:41,768 - Women are on the porch. - Girls out there, 361 00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:44,871 guys in here. Come on, Dan. Let's do it. 362 00:24:48,085 --> 00:24:52,249 Perfect! OK. The briefest time units. Four letters. 363 00:24:52,322 --> 00:24:54,085 - [Eileen] Mili. - [Woman] Oh, wait. 364 00:24:54,157 --> 00:24:58,821 - Nano! ...A- N-O. Great! 365 00:24:58,895 --> 00:25:00,624 Hey, no spying. 366 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,433 - You guys are way behind! - That's not helping. 367 00:25:06,503 --> 00:25:09,131 Uh, I don't think "secretive" fits. 368 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:11,572 No, it doesn't fit. "Secretive" doesn't fit. 369 00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:13,905 - Let's move on to 12 across. - We're movin' on. 370 00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:17,469 For you to be interested in someone, she must be really special, right? 371 00:25:17,547 --> 00:25:19,777 - Skip 12. - This is what I'm trying to tell you. 372 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:23,445 It is not going to happen. She is already dating somebody. 373 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,081 - That's not your problem, bro. - [Sighs] Actually, it kind of is. 374 00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:30,058 Listen up, 15 across, five letters, pan-fry. 375 00:25:30,127 --> 00:25:32,493 - Pan-fry. - Pan-fry. Uh, "grill." Uh... 376 00:25:32,562 --> 00:25:34,359 Dude, is there a rock on her left hand? 377 00:25:34,431 --> 00:25:36,592 - Uh, no, not yet. - Then all's fair. 378 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:39,965 All right, now focus, people! Pan-fry! 379 00:25:40,036 --> 00:25:43,301 - Saute. - Oh, my gosh. Of course it's saute! 380 00:25:43,373 --> 00:25:45,864 - [Laughing] - [Stammering] 381 00:25:45,942 --> 00:25:49,969 And, uh, the word before, did we try "zeitgeist"? 382 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,573 - It would be E-l-T. - I think it would make "ozone" work. 383 00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:58,644 - Lord, we hit the mother lode! - [Laughter] 384 00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:05,517 Ten letters. "Anything that can go wrong, will." So... 385 00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:07,392 Earth to Dan. We're still at across. 386 00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:10,627 - We're not even at down, Dan. - We're dying here, buddy. 387 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:15,000 - [Cheering] - [Groaning] 388 00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:17,005 - We're done. - Hooray for the dishes. 389 00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:20,440 - Congratulations, yeah. - [Cheering] 390 00:26:21,845 --> 00:26:24,313 - Let's check it! - What now, boys? 391 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:26,178 Dishes, duh! 392 00:26:26,249 --> 00:26:28,683 What happened? You were useless out there. 393 00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:29,810 Sorry, guys. 394 00:26:29,886 --> 00:26:31,683 Lay off him. He's got a lot on his mind. 395 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:34,121 - Saute. - Dad, Mom. 396 00:26:34,191 --> 00:26:35,681 What do you think of? 397 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:38,319 Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell. 398 00:26:38,395 --> 00:26:42,627 That being said, she's bright, lovely, adorable, 399 00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:48,035 and if you botch this up, we'll keep her and get rid of you. 400 00:26:48,104 --> 00:26:50,402 Dan, honey, you missed a spot. 401 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:56,575 Seriously, dude. That girl is smokin'. Amazing. Really. 402 00:26:56,646 --> 00:27:00,742 - What do you think of her? - Um, she's great. 403 00:27:02,419 --> 00:27:04,148 Let me have a bite. 404 00:27:22,105 --> 00:27:24,266 - [Inaudible] - [Woman] Hey, hey, hey, hey! 405 00:27:24,341 --> 00:27:27,572 [Children shouting] 406 00:27:27,644 --> 00:27:30,078 - No, no! Let's go, Gus. - All right. 407 00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:32,205 Can I show you where we are on this map... 408 00:27:32,282 --> 00:27:34,580 - Oh, yes. Yes. ...here? 409 00:27:34,651 --> 00:27:38,747 Um, if I had known, I would have never... 410 00:27:38,822 --> 00:27:42,280 - Not my brother's girlfriend. - Uh, no, of course not. 411 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,419 And, for the record, I never called you a hottie. 412 00:27:45,495 --> 00:27:48,521 - Hey, we are... This is the bay. - Oh! 413 00:27:48,598 --> 00:27:50,691 - And we're right there. - I see. 414 00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:53,531 - So, what should we do? - Um, it's kind of funny. 415 00:27:53,603 --> 00:27:55,366 Maybe we should just tell everyone. 416 00:27:55,438 --> 00:27:57,702 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 417 00:27:57,774 --> 00:27:59,935 We didn't do anything wrong. It was sweet... 418 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:02,444 Good! You guys are getting to know each other. 419 00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:04,742 Yeah. Just showing her where we are on the map. 420 00:28:04,814 --> 00:28:07,044 [Boy] Hey, Uncle Mitch, you're not counting. 421 00:28:07,117 --> 00:28:12,111 OK, OK. Hey. I know what's goin' on here with you two. 422 00:28:14,724 --> 00:28:17,522 You're not hiding. [Laughs] 423 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:20,222 Go ahead. One! 424 00:28:20,297 --> 00:28:23,061 - Two! Go! - OK. 425 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,601 - All right. I'm... - Three! 426 00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:27,899 Clay, I know you're in that back closet. 427 00:28:27,971 --> 00:28:29,666 - [Clay] Come on! - [Mitch] Four! 428 00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:32,139 [Clay] Do over! Do over! 429 00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:35,905 Five! Six! I'm counting to 200. 430 00:28:35,979 --> 00:28:38,004 - I see you. - Yes, we do. 431 00:28:38,081 --> 00:28:40,879 I'm gonna lay down for this whole thing. Eight! 432 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:43,077 [Sighs] 433 00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:44,814 - Mitch is a great guy. - He is! 434 00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:47,049 He's fun and, uh, funny. 435 00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:50,923 Uncomplicated in a... in a good way. Just what I need. 436 00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:53,019 - He's a great guy. - [Mitch] Nine! 437 00:28:53,096 --> 00:28:56,429 See, I just ended this long, messy relationship, 438 00:28:56,499 --> 00:28:59,798 and I joined this gym and Mitch was there. 439 00:28:59,869 --> 00:29:01,803 - He's a great guy. - [Chuckles] 440 00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:05,170 - You keep saying that. - Well, because he is. 441 00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:07,175 [Mitch] Ten! 442 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:09,177 Eleven, 12, 1 3, 1 4, 15! 443 00:29:09,245 --> 00:29:13,807 - So good luck... to all of us. - OK. 444 00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:18,115 [Laughing] 445 00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:20,816 So a little bird told me you're gonna be syndicated. 446 00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:24,451 Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of columnists. It's a long shot at best. 447 00:29:24,527 --> 00:29:29,021 She's amazing. Name a place, she's either lived there or visited. 448 00:29:29,099 --> 00:29:32,762 Tibet, Chile, Berlin when there was the Wall. 449 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:35,202 She's... [laughs] 450 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:38,866 Wait! Whoa, whoa, what'd I miss? 451 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:42,343 - Well, Mitch certainly made out. - Yep. 452 00:29:42,412 --> 00:29:44,744 And what about you? Have you found anyone? 453 00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:47,339 - Dad, don't... [sighs] - Look, I know you always say 454 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:52,821 that with Suzanne you won the lottery and that to try again would feel greedy, 455 00:29:52,889 --> 00:29:56,723 but it's been four years. 456 00:29:56,793 --> 00:29:59,023 Can we just walk, please? 457 00:30:05,835 --> 00:30:07,894 [Laughter] 458 00:30:07,971 --> 00:30:11,099 - I wanted to spare you. - [Laughter] 459 00:30:11,174 --> 00:30:14,200 - And I never smelt a thing! - [Groaning] 460 00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:17,007 Somebody please pass the corn. 461 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,344 - [Marie] And that's how we met. - I got it. 462 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:21,043 - [Mitch] My version... - [Marie] No. 463 00:30:21,117 --> 00:30:23,517 - What's your sign? - Scorpio, Libra rising. 464 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:25,110 - Oh, my God, so am I. - Really? 465 00:30:25,188 --> 00:30:26,519 Do you have any siblings? 466 00:30:26,589 --> 00:30:28,716 - [Marie] No. - Who wants corn? Any... 467 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:33,286 Tell us something about yourself few people know, not even Mitch. 468 00:30:34,864 --> 00:30:38,129 I am an, um... an accomplished 469 00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:41,432 - maker of pancakes. - Talent show. 470 00:30:41,504 --> 00:30:44,530 - Talent show. - What would your perfect day be? 471 00:30:44,607 --> 00:30:47,098 Mine would start with Annie, and end with Annie... 472 00:30:47,177 --> 00:30:49,407 We're not asking you. So you were saying? 473 00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:52,846 Uh, my perfect day would start with going to a country 474 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,976 where they speak a language I don't know, new customs, 475 00:30:56,052 --> 00:30:58,919 someplace where I'm completely out of my element. 476 00:30:58,988 --> 00:31:01,047 Welcome. I think you've arrived. 477 00:31:01,124 --> 00:31:02,386 [Laughter] 478 00:31:02,459 --> 00:31:03,983 I want to say, the first time... 479 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:06,620 The first time that I saw her... 480 00:31:06,696 --> 00:31:09,597 Sweetheart, sweetheart, you don't have to shout. 481 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:13,124 Well, I thought that I just died 482 00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:18,539 - because there's an angel in the room. - Mmm. Thank you. 483 00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:22,009 [Indistinct chatter] 484 00:31:25,682 --> 00:31:27,547 [Cara] Are you and Mitch in love? 485 00:31:27,617 --> 00:31:30,142 This corn is like an angel. 486 00:31:36,392 --> 00:31:39,122 [Indistinct chatter] 487 00:31:39,195 --> 00:31:43,029 - [Girl] Let's design a tent tonight. - Yeah! Big giant one! 488 00:31:43,099 --> 00:31:45,829 We can make it have ceilings! 489 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:06,320 Dessert! Dessert. 490 00:32:06,389 --> 00:32:08,414 Oh, Danny, some of us are still eating. 491 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,186 - It's getting late. - No, it's not. 492 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:13,229 I'm an only child too. This is really overwhelming, isn't it? 493 00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:15,423 Have you ever lived your perfect day? 494 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,591 When does a boyfriend become a lover? 495 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,760 OK. OK, all right, all right. 496 00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:23,465 I think we can stop asking her questions. Been grilling her all night. 497 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:25,371 Does it feel like we're grilling you? 498 00:32:25,441 --> 00:32:28,171 - No. No, not at all. - [Dan] She's just being nice. 499 00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:32,510 - No. I love the questions. - Oh, please. 500 00:32:32,582 --> 00:32:38,077 Mm. On behalf of my family, I would like to apologize. 501 00:32:38,154 --> 00:32:40,816 None of Mitch's girlfriends have ever been subjected 502 00:32:40,890 --> 00:32:43,586 - to such in-depth questioning. - Dan does have a point. 503 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:46,493 - [Dan] Right? Not the body double. - No. 504 00:32:46,563 --> 00:32:49,657 - What was her name? Oh, God! - Not the Knicks City Dancer. 505 00:32:49,732 --> 00:32:53,224 Or the "massage therapist." 506 00:32:53,303 --> 00:32:56,932 None of the flight attendants from every major and regional airline 507 00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:59,338 who've wheeled their carts through this house. 508 00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:03,243 - OK, that's enough. - What? Am I wrong? Come on. 509 00:33:06,616 --> 00:33:10,780 Wow, Dan. Thank you for pointing that out. 510 00:33:10,853 --> 00:33:12,878 You're the smartest guy I know. 511 00:33:14,857 --> 00:33:18,520 He's right. It's Annie's turn to ask me whatever... 512 00:33:19,762 --> 00:33:21,127 She prefers Marie. 513 00:33:22,732 --> 00:33:25,223 Ask me whatever you want, Marie. 514 00:33:25,301 --> 00:33:28,634 - I don't have any questions. - Oh, come on. 515 00:33:28,705 --> 00:33:34,575 Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive him his past, he'd forgive me mine. 516 00:33:36,846 --> 00:33:38,507 Well, that's a stupid thing to do. 517 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,913 - OK, into the family room. - Hey, guys. You done? 518 00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:45,182 Kids, come on. Into the family room. 519 00:33:49,959 --> 00:33:52,860 John, bring the pies, please. 520 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:02,601 Not you. You'll be doing the dishes alone. 521 00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:09,937 [Mom] Six. Six letters. 522 00:34:10,013 --> 00:34:12,277 [Cara yelling] Yes, yes, yes! 523 00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:16,079 [Indistinct yelling] 524 00:34:16,152 --> 00:34:18,950 [Clay] Good job. Good job. 525 00:34:19,022 --> 00:34:21,183 - Second word. - [Woman] Second word. 526 00:34:22,392 --> 00:34:24,155 - [Cara] You, you! - Hey. 527 00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:27,620 I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line. 528 00:34:27,697 --> 00:34:30,029 No, you're never out of line. You're my brother. 529 00:34:30,099 --> 00:34:31,726 You'll understand when I tell... 530 00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,598 Nothing you can say would upset me. 531 00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:36,764 - Can I just say one thing? ...the bookstore... 532 00:34:36,839 --> 00:34:40,104 When you were talking about my other girls, 533 00:34:40,176 --> 00:34:41,803 I realized something. 534 00:34:41,878 --> 00:34:43,971 [Indistinct chatter] 535 00:34:44,047 --> 00:34:48,108 What I feel for Marie is different. 536 00:34:49,819 --> 00:34:53,846 You know that feeling in, um... in your... 537 00:34:53,923 --> 00:34:55,254 - Heart. - Yeah. 538 00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:57,383 - When your heart is just... - Pounding. 539 00:34:57,460 --> 00:35:01,624 - Pounding. And... - Like it's actually outside your ribs. 540 00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:04,098 - Yes. - Exposed, vulnerable... 541 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:05,964 - Yeah. It's... - Wonderful and awful 542 00:35:06,035 --> 00:35:09,027 and heartsick and alive, all at the same time. 543 00:35:09,105 --> 00:35:12,632 Yes. Yes. Yeah, what do you... what do we call that? 544 00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:15,701 [Laughs] Uh, love. 545 00:35:20,116 --> 00:35:22,175 You always did have the words. 546 00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:25,353 [Yelling] 547 00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:31,794 - Stanford or Berkeley. - Oh, those are great schools. 548 00:35:31,861 --> 00:35:34,887 - Maybe University of Washington. - Huh. 549 00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,626 Or somewhere closer to home. 550 00:35:41,204 --> 00:35:44,071 Lil, you have trouble sleeping, you know where to find me. 551 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,131 Dad. 552 00:35:47,844 --> 00:35:50,745 Uncle Mitch, are you going in for your good-night kiss? 553 00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:52,337 - You bet. - Mom and Dad's old 554 00:35:52,415 --> 00:35:55,441 - "separate bedrooms till married" rule. - Kinda high school. 555 00:35:55,518 --> 00:35:57,281 - I agree with that rule. - Thank you. 556 00:35:57,353 --> 00:35:59,753 - You're welcome. - Mitch, what're you doing? 557 00:35:59,822 --> 00:36:01,756 Marie brought some books, but I thought 558 00:36:01,824 --> 00:36:03,917 she should read a real book by a real writer. 559 00:36:03,993 --> 00:36:06,427 - Oh, no, no, no. Not a good idea. - Au contraire. 560 00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:08,293 - Please don't. - Best book I've read. 561 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,696 - May be the only book you've ever read. - Funny. 562 00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:13,167 - Be nice. - If you can sign it, that'd be great. 563 00:36:13,236 --> 00:36:15,864 - That's first edition. - It's the only edition, Mom. 564 00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:18,702 - Oh, now. Good night. - Good night. 565 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:21,471 Sleep tight. 566 00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:24,775 Um, I really wish you wouldn't. 567 00:36:26,115 --> 00:36:28,379 "Good luck"? That's it? 568 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,043 OK, we can work with that. 569 00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:33,546 Hi. 570 00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:42,555 Good night. 571 00:36:45,701 --> 00:36:48,067 [Drier rumbling] 572 00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:59,046 - [Dan sighs] Good morning. - Hey. 573 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:01,549 - Say, "Good morning." - Morning. 574 00:37:01,617 --> 00:37:04,450 - Yeah. Good. - [Laughing] 575 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,045 - [Clears throat] - Have fun. 576 00:37:07,123 --> 00:37:09,421 Here you go, sweetheart. There you go. 577 00:37:09,492 --> 00:37:13,758 [Mitch] Marie. Will you join us, please, beautiful girl? 578 00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:15,127 - Hey, Mom. - Yeah, honey? 579 00:37:15,198 --> 00:37:17,166 - Mom, will you hit that music? - Sure. 580 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:19,292 You need this more than I do. Here he comes. 581 00:37:19,368 --> 00:37:21,598 [* Earth, Wind & Fire: September '99 (Phats & Small Remix)] 582 00:37:21,671 --> 00:37:25,903 All right, Dan. Get on over here. Here we go, boxer shuffle. 583 00:37:25,975 --> 00:37:29,638 And I wanna see those fists up. Three, two, one. 584 00:37:29,712 --> 00:37:31,441 To the right! 585 00:37:31,514 --> 00:37:35,006 Get a good bounce. Five, six, seven. Switch! 586 00:37:35,084 --> 00:37:38,645 Five, six, seven. Whoo! 587 00:37:38,721 --> 00:37:41,519 Four, five, six, seven. Counting! 588 00:37:41,591 --> 00:37:45,527 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 589 00:37:45,595 --> 00:37:47,995 - You wanna take it, babe? - You wha? 590 00:37:48,064 --> 00:37:49,998 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - OK. 591 00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:53,297 - Salsa? - [Indistinct chatter] 592 00:37:54,537 --> 00:37:56,471 The floor is yours, baby. 593 00:37:57,306 --> 00:37:59,297 And left, and one... 594 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,572 OK, hold on, hold on, all right. Dan. Dan gets to go up front. 595 00:38:02,645 --> 00:38:07,275 Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes on Marie. Doing good. Doing good. 596 00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:12,049 - One, two, three, four. - Yeah! 597 00:38:15,658 --> 00:38:19,094 - Let's do the arm a little bit. - All right. 598 00:38:19,996 --> 00:38:23,727 One, two, three, four. 599 00:38:23,799 --> 00:38:25,926 One, two. 600 00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:39,944 OK, everybody. Look, Marie, what to do. Dan, what not to do. 601 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:41,950 - [Laughter] - The other way. 602 00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:43,178 You were excellent. 603 00:38:43,252 --> 00:38:44,276 Thank you so much. 604 00:38:44,353 --> 00:38:46,253 - Oh, you're welcome. - That's great. 605 00:38:46,322 --> 00:38:48,051 [Indistinct chatter] 606 00:38:48,124 --> 00:38:50,285 You always hate to start it, 607 00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:53,385 but then you feel so great after... 608 00:38:58,868 --> 00:39:02,201 Wow. That's a good stretch. 609 00:39:05,074 --> 00:39:06,302 - Oh, yeah. - Ready? 610 00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,970 Hey, maybe you'll try that on me a little bit later. 611 00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:14,249 It's good. 612 00:39:20,222 --> 00:39:22,213 [Laughter] 613 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:30,328 - Dad? - Lilly, get your sisters 614 00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:33,061 and meet me in front. Now. 615 00:39:38,407 --> 00:39:40,568 Where are you going? Can we come with you? 616 00:39:40,643 --> 00:39:42,008 Can we, can we, can we? 617 00:39:42,078 --> 00:39:47,277 My girls are looking for a little quality alone time with their dad. 618 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:49,875 But I promise we'll do it another day. All right? 619 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,045 Lil, come on. Let's go. In the car. 620 00:39:52,822 --> 00:39:54,153 Girls, let's go. 621 00:39:54,223 --> 00:39:58,284 Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna teach me how to knit. 622 00:39:58,361 --> 00:40:00,989 - Cara, let's go. - No. 623 00:40:04,567 --> 00:40:07,001 OK. What are you waiting for? 624 00:40:07,069 --> 00:40:09,594 Come here. 625 00:40:09,672 --> 00:40:11,640 Right here. Right here! 626 00:40:11,707 --> 00:40:16,041 Oh. Oh, you're so heavy. I don't know what I'm gonna do. 627 00:40:16,112 --> 00:40:18,876 All right. Ah! Oh! I'm gonna fall down. 628 00:40:18,948 --> 00:40:21,143 I don't think I can do this. 629 00:40:26,522 --> 00:40:28,285 [Brakes screech] 630 00:40:28,357 --> 00:40:29,824 [Dan] Wow. 631 00:40:33,462 --> 00:40:35,692 No, no, no. 632 00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:39,292 This used to be the place with all the shells 633 00:40:39,368 --> 00:40:42,201 and the papier-mache shark. 634 00:40:42,271 --> 00:40:44,262 Remember you loved the saltwater taffy? 635 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:48,902 - When I was four. - Yeah, but... OK. 636 00:40:48,978 --> 00:40:52,345 Stick with me, guys. Oh, I have an idea! Bowling! 637 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:54,246 - Yay! - Bowling, bowling, bowling! 638 00:40:54,316 --> 00:40:55,305 Sounds good. 639 00:40:55,384 --> 00:40:58,683 Life is full of disappointment. 640 00:40:58,754 --> 00:41:00,688 Big and sometimes even bigger. 641 00:41:00,756 --> 00:41:03,156 So, what's it gonna be? 642 00:41:03,225 --> 00:41:06,717 The lighthouse or the whaling museum? Your pick. 643 00:41:09,498 --> 00:41:12,661 - Do you know why we have lighthouses? - Because they're neat? 644 00:41:12,735 --> 00:41:15,932 That's right. Yes. 645 00:41:16,005 --> 00:41:19,634 And also because they help when it's dark out. 646 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,370 They, uh, help keep boats safe 647 00:41:22,445 --> 00:41:25,107 and keep us from crashing into the rocks. 648 00:41:25,181 --> 00:41:27,911 Because when you're out there 649 00:41:27,983 --> 00:41:32,249 and you're being tossed back and forth by those big dark waves 650 00:41:32,321 --> 00:41:36,724 and you think that you'll never feel land again 651 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:39,955 and that you could just split into a million pieces 652 00:41:40,029 --> 00:41:45,228 and sink down all the way down... deep, 653 00:41:45,301 --> 00:41:49,397 it's the light that keeps us on course. 654 00:41:49,472 --> 00:41:53,067 - It's the light... - Dad, are you OK? 655 00:41:53,142 --> 00:41:57,476 'Course I'm OK... honey. 656 00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:06,518 - Did you guys have fun? - No. 657 00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:08,113 No. 658 00:42:09,925 --> 00:42:13,019 - Jump inside. Let's go, honey. - Kids? Where've you been? 659 00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:16,189 - I know. I know. I'm... - Oh, we looked all over. 660 00:42:16,265 --> 00:42:19,291 - For an expert on parenting... - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. 661 00:42:19,368 --> 00:42:22,166 Hi, buddy. Hi. 662 00:42:22,238 --> 00:42:26,072 - [Exhales] I'm sorry. - Come on, buddy. 663 00:42:27,643 --> 00:42:29,804 - [Yells] - I got it. 664 00:42:29,879 --> 00:42:32,143 [Panting] 665 00:42:32,214 --> 00:42:34,512 Dan. She was amazing. You should've seen her. 666 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,483 She killed the last quarter mile. 667 00:42:36,552 --> 00:42:40,454 - I was fast. Wasn't I? - Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up. 668 00:42:40,523 --> 00:42:42,320 Even your sweat is beautiful. 669 00:42:45,694 --> 00:42:47,093 Where'd Dan go? 670 00:42:47,163 --> 00:42:50,724 [Mitch] Mom, she moves like a goddess out there. 671 00:42:50,799 --> 00:42:53,063 - [Nana] Yeah? - [Mitch] She's like a panther. 672 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:55,228 You know, just her body... 673 00:42:55,304 --> 00:42:58,637 She's competitive, but I just wanted to pounce. You know what I mean? 674 00:42:58,707 --> 00:43:00,937 I wanted to ride her up the beach. She was... 675 00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:03,945 - [Nana] Don't do that. - [Mitch] She was like my stallion. 676 00:43:04,013 --> 00:43:08,177 [Indistinct chatter continues] 677 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:10,741 I wanted her to be in front of me. You know what I mean? 678 00:43:10,819 --> 00:43:16,280 [Nana] Marie. There's fresh towels up there in the cabinet to the right. 679 00:43:16,358 --> 00:43:19,919 I miss your skin. 680 00:43:19,995 --> 00:43:22,395 [Sighs] I miss your smell. 681 00:43:22,464 --> 00:43:25,456 Mm. I miss... 682 00:43:25,534 --> 00:43:28,560 I miss your eyes. [laughs] 683 00:43:28,637 --> 00:43:31,902 - Dad! - [Chuckles] I... 684 00:43:31,974 --> 00:43:33,566 - You're such a freak! - I... 685 00:43:33,642 --> 00:43:36,338 No, sorry. That was just my loser of a father! 686 00:43:36,412 --> 00:43:39,006 Yeah, he was totally spying. 687 00:43:45,554 --> 00:43:48,523 - [Marie] Hello? Hello? - We gotta talk. 688 00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:52,889 - [Stammering] Can it wait? - Is this working for you? 689 00:43:52,962 --> 00:43:55,453 - [Sighs] - I mean, really working. Be honest. 690 00:43:55,531 --> 00:43:57,931 - I'm having a nice time. - A nice time? 691 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,468 - Yes, I am. - Really? So you're enjoying yourself? 692 00:44:00,536 --> 00:44:02,595 - Except for the soap in my eyes. - OK. 693 00:44:02,671 --> 00:44:05,469 'Cause you know what? I'm not. I'm not enjoying myself, 694 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:08,339 and I think that, as two people of principle, 695 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,344 we should have ground rules. Don't you? 696 00:44:10,412 --> 00:44:15,111 Oh, yeah, sure. OK, sure. 697 00:44:15,184 --> 00:44:16,776 Oh. OK! All right, that's... 698 00:44:16,852 --> 00:44:18,877 That's what I'm talking about. No, no, no. 699 00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:21,218 We need to keep our distance. Stop. Stay away. 700 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:23,884 - Towel. - Stop. OK. I'm sorry. 701 00:44:23,959 --> 00:44:25,483 Thank you. 702 00:44:25,561 --> 00:44:28,621 And, you know, stop reading my book. OK, just stop. 703 00:44:28,697 --> 00:44:32,531 - Why? - And that salsa thing you do... 704 00:44:32,601 --> 00:44:34,899 - What are you talking about? - The salsa dance. 705 00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:38,098 This... This thing. If you could just not do that. 706 00:44:38,173 --> 00:44:41,165 - [Laughs] I'm sorry. - If you stop doing that as a rule, 707 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,870 it would be very helpful to me. 708 00:44:42,945 --> 00:44:45,436 There are other things you can do, such as not exist. 709 00:44:45,514 --> 00:44:47,448 - Oh. Thank you. - That... not... Yeah! 710 00:44:47,516 --> 00:44:50,815 I said it. I said it. I didn't mean it, but I said it. 711 00:44:50,886 --> 00:44:53,013 - And you know what else I'm gonna do? - What? 712 00:44:53,088 --> 00:44:56,819 I am going to make myself less attractive, 713 00:44:56,892 --> 00:44:59,383 so as to not encourage any inappropriate feelings. 714 00:44:59,461 --> 00:45:01,122 [Laughs] 715 00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:04,393 OK, that's hilarious. But you know what? I... No. 716 00:45:04,466 --> 00:45:07,060 - I'm gonna stop thinking about you. - Good. 717 00:45:07,136 --> 00:45:08,865 I will. 718 00:45:08,937 --> 00:45:12,338 And if I start thinking about you, 719 00:45:12,408 --> 00:45:14,706 - which may happen in a moment of... - Weakness. 720 00:45:14,777 --> 00:45:19,043 ...weakness, I'm going to focus all of my thoughts on your flaws. 721 00:45:19,114 --> 00:45:20,741 - My flaws. - Your flaws. 722 00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:22,784 - And they are? - I have no idea, 723 00:45:22,851 --> 00:45:25,820 but you can rest assured that I am going to find... 724 00:45:25,888 --> 00:45:27,048 Just ask Nana. Oh! 725 00:45:27,122 --> 00:45:28,919 I'm so sorry. Are you taking a shower? 726 00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,390 Yes. I'm taking a shower. 727 00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:33,428 Oh, well, a little advice. Old houses, old pipes. 728 00:45:33,495 --> 00:45:35,827 - Thank you. Thanks. - Takes forever to heat up. 729 00:45:35,898 --> 00:45:39,197 Um, can I talk to you about something? 730 00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:43,705 - Sure. Absolutely. - And can we just keep it between us? 731 00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:47,333 It's just... It was... Um... 732 00:45:47,409 --> 00:45:49,240 See, last night what I was... 733 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:52,474 You were talking about your life last night. 734 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:56,746 The importance of travel and of, um, trying new things, you know, 735 00:45:56,819 --> 00:46:01,017 and I just started thinking about... Amazing! Um... 736 00:46:01,090 --> 00:46:03,718 All of that, you know, how much... 737 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:08,320 - That looks like it's ready. - [Laughs] Right. 738 00:46:08,397 --> 00:46:11,958 Um... But just... 739 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:14,002 Oh, you're... You're still dressed. 740 00:46:14,069 --> 00:46:16,867 Oh, I forgot. 741 00:46:16,939 --> 00:46:19,066 I'll look away. I'll look over here. 742 00:46:19,141 --> 00:46:23,840 Anyway, so, I just realized, you know, really, um... 743 00:46:25,647 --> 00:46:29,549 You know, I've been thinking a lot about what I wanna do, um, 744 00:46:29,618 --> 00:46:32,416 you know, in the future, like not just for school, but... 745 00:46:32,488 --> 00:46:35,787 It's just hard to figure out exactly what I wanna do with my life. 746 00:46:35,858 --> 00:46:39,191 I mean, I know I wanna go somewhere new and, you know, 747 00:46:39,261 --> 00:46:41,286 try new things, um... 748 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:44,161 I mean it's just hard to figure out, you know, 749 00:46:44,233 --> 00:46:46,724 - your place, like where you should be. - Right. 750 00:46:46,802 --> 00:46:49,965 And just to have that experience, you know, and to... 751 00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:54,634 Which is, you know, what it's all about. You know? 752 00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:57,679 - [Marie] Right. - But it's also, I mean, 753 00:46:57,746 --> 00:47:00,442 it's also... I mean, it's also terrifying realizing 754 00:47:00,516 --> 00:47:04,919 what you want is what you want. You know what I mean? 755 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:09,424 You know, I think it's so interesting not... 756 00:47:09,491 --> 00:47:13,484 Interesting the way that, um, you end up somewhere 757 00:47:13,562 --> 00:47:17,430 other than where you, um... 758 00:47:24,072 --> 00:47:25,198 [yells] 759 00:47:25,274 --> 00:47:26,798 [Thud] 760 00:47:29,044 --> 00:47:30,375 Oh! 761 00:47:35,851 --> 00:47:37,216 Lunch! 762 00:47:37,286 --> 00:47:41,052 [Indistinct chatter] 763 00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:43,614 Mac and cheese. Nothing better. 764 00:47:43,692 --> 00:47:45,922 Adults are in the dining room. 765 00:47:45,994 --> 00:47:51,057 You know, I think I'm going to mix it up and sit with my peeps. 766 00:47:51,133 --> 00:47:55,035 - Dan. Honey... - Mom, please. Just let me be. 767 00:48:03,979 --> 00:48:05,571 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Uncle Dan. 768 00:48:05,647 --> 00:48:07,808 - Hey. - Hi, Uncle Dan. 769 00:48:16,391 --> 00:48:17,983 [Yells] 770 00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:33,565 Hello? 771 00:48:40,849 --> 00:48:44,683 [Laughter] 772 00:48:46,221 --> 00:48:48,348 - Hi. - [Lilly] Hi. 773 00:48:48,423 --> 00:48:51,221 - What's going on? - Marie's helping me with something. 774 00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:55,753 - We're having no fun at all. - Yeah, I can see that. 775 00:48:55,831 --> 00:48:58,698 - How's she doing? - She's amazing. 776 00:48:58,767 --> 00:49:01,793 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 777 00:49:01,870 --> 00:49:04,236 - Bye. - [Laughs] Bye. 778 00:49:06,008 --> 00:49:08,442 - So you were saying... - Oh, yeah. 779 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:11,377 And I was trying to, um, make, like, you know... 780 00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:13,414 I was trying to make like a really heart. 781 00:49:13,482 --> 00:49:17,043 But, you know, I didn't even know how to even draw a heart. So I cut it. 782 00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:18,814 - Uh-huh. - And it came out, like, 783 00:49:18,887 --> 00:49:24,223 it was so... it came out like a... like a star. 784 00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:24,393 - [Knock on door] - Yeah. 785 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:26,224 - [Knock on door] - Yeah. 786 00:49:26,295 --> 00:49:28,525 - [Nana] Dan? Hi. - Hmm. Hey. 787 00:49:28,597 --> 00:49:31,998 Uh. Honey, you know we're worried about you. You know that. 788 00:49:32,067 --> 00:49:35,696 And with your behavior last night and this morning, 789 00:49:35,771 --> 00:49:38,365 we are now officially worried. 790 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,605 Well, thanks, I'm touched. But I'm fine. You don't... 791 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:46,944 - We're having a private conversation. - Come on in. 792 00:49:47,015 --> 00:49:48,778 No, come on in. This is good. 793 00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:51,944 Mom, go ahead, I'm all ears. 794 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:56,684 Look, you know, you do so much for your girls. 795 00:49:56,758 --> 00:50:00,524 And you do so much for all of us. What are you doing for yourself? 796 00:50:00,596 --> 00:50:02,223 - [Indistinct chatter] - Not now. 797 00:50:02,297 --> 00:50:04,356 - Come on in. - Think about... 798 00:50:04,433 --> 00:50:06,424 - We're trying to have a talk. - It's fine. 799 00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:08,662 - We'd like to speak to you privately. - Stay. 800 00:50:08,737 --> 00:50:10,364 - Go ahead, Mom. - Yes, honey. 801 00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:12,964 - Is it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird? - Yes, it is. 802 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:15,236 There's an explanation for it. 803 00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:17,972 - Please tell us. - I just wanted to talk to you. 804 00:50:18,046 --> 00:50:20,310 Dude, you got to be way backed up. 805 00:50:20,382 --> 00:50:24,284 So I just hope from time to time you are treating yourself to a little self-love. 806 00:50:24,353 --> 00:50:26,844 - Oh, come on. - I talked to my urologist about this. 807 00:50:26,922 --> 00:50:28,583 - That's enough. Come on. - Sorry. 808 00:50:28,657 --> 00:50:30,784 What are you talking about, man? 809 00:50:30,859 --> 00:50:33,225 The real question, the one no one will ask, 810 00:50:33,295 --> 00:50:36,924 - is will Dan ever find love again? - No, he won't. 811 00:50:36,999 --> 00:50:39,968 - Howard. - I'm sorry, he won't. 812 00:50:40,035 --> 00:50:41,627 I'm saying, one of the things, 813 00:50:41,703 --> 00:50:43,694 if you're open to it, love will find you. 814 00:50:43,772 --> 00:50:45,433 - Oh. - I suppose. 815 00:50:45,507 --> 00:50:47,873 - Hey, people. - And... perfect. 816 00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:51,037 - [Laughs] - I don't think I was being clear before 817 00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:53,547 - but you got to unclog that drain. - Uh-huh. 818 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,846 You gotta unplug that bottle. If I mixed a metaphor there. 819 00:50:56,918 --> 00:50:58,909 - Yes, you did. - So far what you've missed 820 00:50:58,987 --> 00:51:04,357 is, uh, "worried," "love will find," "unclog the drain." 821 00:51:04,426 --> 00:51:07,293 Well, thanks. That is it. 822 00:51:07,362 --> 00:51:09,023 - No. That's not it. - We are done. 823 00:51:09,097 --> 00:51:11,691 You can all... Oh, come on, Ma. 824 00:51:11,767 --> 00:51:15,828 We met Margot Draper's daughter at the farmers' market. 825 00:51:15,904 --> 00:51:17,997 - Who? - And she asked all about you. 826 00:51:18,073 --> 00:51:21,042 You see, Danny, you gotta, you know, have a little fun. 827 00:51:21,109 --> 00:51:25,375 Which means that Ruthie Draper is gonna pick you up at 6:00, 828 00:51:25,447 --> 00:51:28,575 - and you're gonna have drinks! - I don't even remember Ruthie... 829 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,345 - You're gonna go on a date! - No, no. 830 00:51:30,419 --> 00:51:32,478 No, I'm not going on a date, Mom. 831 00:51:32,554 --> 00:51:34,818 Yes, honey, it's time. 832 00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:38,826 Ruthie "Pigface" Draper. Mom, Dad, what, are you kidding? 833 00:51:38,894 --> 00:51:42,489 Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry, that is downright cruel. 834 00:51:42,564 --> 00:51:44,156 There's nothing cruel about it. 835 00:51:44,232 --> 00:51:47,531 Mom, I don't even remember Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper. 836 00:51:47,602 --> 00:51:52,301 I don't wanna go! I don't want to go with the pig face. 837 00:51:52,374 --> 00:51:54,672 - He's going. It's been decided! - No, I'm not. 838 00:51:54,743 --> 00:51:58,679 - I don't remember "Pigface" Draper. - This is a blind date. 839 00:51:58,747 --> 00:52:02,581 We'll double. OK? Lt'll be fun, it'll be fun. Right, Marie? 840 00:52:02,651 --> 00:52:05,142 Yes, it'll be fun. Yes. 841 00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:08,155 - [Snorts] - [Laughter] 842 00:52:08,223 --> 00:52:09,986 That's my girl. 843 00:52:11,693 --> 00:52:13,456 Come on, it'll be swine... fine. 844 00:52:13,528 --> 00:52:16,122 - [Laughter] - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 845 00:52:16,198 --> 00:52:18,428 - Go hog-wild. - [Laughter] 846 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:21,992 - [Indistinct chatter] - [Piano playing] 847 00:52:41,289 --> 00:52:43,120 All right. All right. 848 00:53:29,738 --> 00:53:31,797 All right. All right. 849 00:53:31,873 --> 00:53:34,000 Here we go. 850 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,358 That's very good. 851 00:54:03,872 --> 00:54:06,466 It's really... it's beauti... Hello! Hi. 852 00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:09,408 Hi. Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper. 853 00:54:09,477 --> 00:54:13,243 - You know everybody. They're bigger. - Yes. Hi, everyone. 854 00:54:13,315 --> 00:54:15,715 - Nice to see you again, Ruthie. - Hello, Dan. 855 00:54:15,784 --> 00:54:18,651 - Hi. - I'd know you anywhere. 856 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,211 I mean, you look just the same. 857 00:54:21,289 --> 00:54:26,818 Ruthie, um, you look great. 858 00:54:26,895 --> 00:54:29,489 - [Laughter] - Funny. 859 00:54:29,564 --> 00:54:32,795 - No, no, no, don't... - So, Harvard Medical, 860 00:54:32,868 --> 00:54:35,769 Johns Hopkins... You're doing well for yourself, Ruthie. 861 00:54:35,837 --> 00:54:37,964 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's impressive. 862 00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:40,974 It must not, uh, leave enough time though for... for dating? 863 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,704 Uh, there was someone. 864 00:54:43,778 --> 00:54:47,646 He was very special in my life, but, uh... 865 00:54:47,716 --> 00:54:49,616 [* A Fine Frenzy: Fever] 866 00:54:49,684 --> 00:54:53,313 [Sobbing] He was lost in a freak accident. 867 00:54:53,388 --> 00:54:55,481 I'm so sorry. 868 00:54:56,992 --> 00:54:58,926 Thank you. 869 00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:03,158 What's weird is that we'd only known each other three days, 870 00:55:03,231 --> 00:55:07,531 but it's... you know how sometimes you just know. 871 00:55:07,602 --> 00:55:10,799 - Yes. - Yeah. Yes, absolutely, yes. 872 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,500 - Um, yeah. - So you're a doctor? 873 00:55:13,575 --> 00:55:17,636 - Yes, yes. - What's your, uh, specialty? 874 00:55:17,712 --> 00:55:21,011 - Um, I'm a plastic surgeon. - Oh, of course you are. 875 00:55:21,082 --> 00:55:24,415 No, I know, I know, I know what you're thinking. 876 00:55:24,486 --> 00:55:27,478 But I work exclusively with burn victims, with children 877 00:55:27,555 --> 00:55:29,682 - born with facial deformities. - Oh. 878 00:55:29,758 --> 00:55:33,421 - She is basically a saint. - [Ruthie] No. No, I'm just... 879 00:55:33,495 --> 00:55:39,229 I'm just doing my little bit to help, I think. Just like your brother. 880 00:55:39,301 --> 00:55:43,032 - Oh, stop. I'm... - When I can't sleep at night, 881 00:55:43,104 --> 00:55:48,167 I go online and I read your past columns. Have you read Dan? 882 00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,404 Only his fiction. 883 00:55:50,478 --> 00:55:52,969 You're in for such a treat, really. 884 00:55:53,048 --> 00:55:57,985 I mean, what... what you said, the mother of Couch Potato? 885 00:55:58,053 --> 00:55:59,714 - Mm-hmm. - "Hide the remote. 886 00:55:59,788 --> 00:56:03,383 So, what if he has to get up and change the channel? At least it's exercise." 887 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:07,053 It's brilliant. And then... and the parents of the five picky eaters? 888 00:56:07,128 --> 00:56:10,996 They had to make individual meals for each kid and... 889 00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:12,966 "What are you, a restaurant?" 890 00:56:13,034 --> 00:56:14,399 - Right. - Brilliant. 891 00:56:14,469 --> 00:56:17,336 - She used your every word. - All I'm saying, all I'm saying 892 00:56:17,405 --> 00:56:21,466 is that I don't have kids. And I don't, I don't have problems, 893 00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:25,912 but it's clear that if I do one day, 894 00:56:25,981 --> 00:56:28,245 your words will bring me comfort. 895 00:56:28,316 --> 00:56:30,409 [Pool balls clacking] 896 00:56:38,893 --> 00:56:43,489 I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have to excuse myself. I can't help it. 897 00:56:56,277 --> 00:56:58,370 I'm sorry. But a girl that moves like that, 898 00:56:58,446 --> 00:57:01,677 I mean... [exhales] ...a guy has got to wonder. 899 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,115 Hey, man. 900 00:57:03,184 --> 00:57:07,951 - She's cool. Marie, you're cool, right? - Yeah. Of course. I'm cool. 901 00:57:08,023 --> 00:57:10,048 But I don't think Dan is interested in her. 902 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:13,856 - He's not? - I'm not? 903 00:57:13,928 --> 00:57:16,897 I don't think you are. Are you? 904 00:57:26,674 --> 00:57:31,475 Oh, nice. All right. Yeah! 905 00:57:33,648 --> 00:57:36,879 I don't know what it was, but something was holding him back. 906 00:57:36,951 --> 00:57:38,976 Not anymore. 907 00:57:39,054 --> 00:57:41,750 Well, that's a beautiful thing. 908 00:57:41,823 --> 00:57:45,350 [* Inaya Day: Nasty Girl] 909 00:58:05,213 --> 00:58:06,771 We're coming. 910 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:50,423 - [Whooping] - [Laughing] 911 00:58:54,662 --> 00:58:58,496 All right. OK. Home again, home again. 912 00:58:58,566 --> 00:59:01,160 - I really love your car. - Oh, thank you. 913 00:59:01,236 --> 00:59:02,430 - Bye. - Bye. 914 00:59:02,504 --> 00:59:04,972 Nice meeting you, um, Ruth. 915 00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:06,904 - Yeah, you too. - Come on, guys. 916 00:59:06,975 --> 00:59:10,843 Actually, um, Dan and I are gonna go for a little drive. 917 00:59:10,912 --> 00:59:12,038 Don't wait up. 918 00:59:14,282 --> 00:59:15,681 - [Inaudible] - Oh. 919 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,980 [Car starts] 920 00:59:27,826 --> 00:59:29,261 Mmm, this is fantastic. 921 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:30,057 Mmm, this is fantastic. 922 00:59:30,128 --> 00:59:34,428 I know what the secret ingredient is... love. Mmm. 923 00:59:34,499 --> 00:59:36,194 Better and better with every bite. 924 00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:39,169 - Words cannot describe. - Mmm, thank you. 925 00:59:39,237 --> 00:59:41,637 - Well, how are they? - Dad, they're scrumptious. 926 00:59:41,706 --> 00:59:44,641 Mm-hmm. Truly mouthwatering. 927 00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:46,734 - Almost on my third stack. - More, please. 928 00:59:46,812 --> 00:59:49,406 - And nothing's stopping you, right? - Nope. 929 00:59:49,481 --> 00:59:52,882 It's a secret recipe, but she let me crack the eggs. 930 00:59:52,951 --> 00:59:54,509 [Dan] Yeah? 931 00:59:54,586 --> 00:59:56,918 So, uh, how's Captain Lucky doing this morning? 932 00:59:56,988 --> 00:59:59,013 - Oh. Uh, it was fun. - Yeah? 933 00:59:59,091 --> 01:00:01,651 Heard you worked up quite the appetite last night. 934 01:00:01,726 --> 01:00:03,387 Yeah. 935 01:00:03,462 --> 01:00:05,896 - Could I have one more there? - There you go. 936 01:00:05,964 --> 01:00:08,762 You know what? Actually, I am a little hungry. 937 01:00:08,834 --> 01:00:11,598 - Secret recipe. Right here. - Boy, these are good. 938 01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:14,332 - I love them. - Thank you. 939 01:00:14,406 --> 01:00:18,206 - How many have you had, Dad? - So did you uncork? 940 01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:22,575 Whatever did or did not happen, no one deserves someone 941 01:00:22,647 --> 01:00:23,909 more than you. 942 01:00:23,982 --> 01:00:26,610 - There you go. - [Indistinct chatter] 943 01:00:26,685 --> 01:00:30,985 - Coin toss. Outside. - Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! 944 01:00:33,959 --> 01:00:35,586 [Lilly] Yummy. 945 01:00:45,303 --> 01:00:48,101 [* Sondre Lerche and the Faces Down Quartet: Human Hands] 946 01:00:48,173 --> 01:00:52,075 [All shouting] 947 01:01:00,252 --> 01:01:02,015 All right. Nice! 948 01:01:02,087 --> 01:01:05,386 Yeah? You're gonna do that? That what you're gonna do? 949 01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:08,187 Is that how we're gonna play it? Yeah! OK. 950 01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:11,127 All right. Yeah, so you wanna take out my knees, huh? 951 01:01:11,196 --> 01:01:13,664 Come again. 952 01:01:13,732 --> 01:01:15,791 Line up, I need coverage over here. 953 01:01:15,867 --> 01:01:18,734 [Shouting] 954 01:01:29,214 --> 01:01:32,149 - Line up! Line up! Here we go! - All right, bring it back. 955 01:01:36,421 --> 01:01:38,912 - Hike! - Hey, pork chop! 956 01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:41,185 [Shouting] 957 01:01:41,259 --> 01:01:43,420 - Marie! Marie! - Go, Marie! 958 01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:47,191 [Grunts] 959 01:01:58,977 --> 01:02:02,071 - [Shouting] - Danny! 960 01:02:02,147 --> 01:02:04,308 [Grunts] 961 01:02:04,382 --> 01:02:07,647 Why you persist in acting like a 15- year-old is beyond me. 962 01:02:07,719 --> 01:02:09,346 I'm filled with reckless desire. 963 01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:11,685 You ought to be filled with greater restraint. 964 01:02:11,756 --> 01:02:14,452 - What does that mean? - I think you know what that means. 965 01:02:14,526 --> 01:02:16,824 [Cell phone rings] 966 01:02:19,598 --> 01:02:21,623 - Dad, could you? - Oh, yeah. 967 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,962 Thanks. 968 01:02:23,902 --> 01:02:27,338 Hello? No, I'm his dad. 969 01:02:27,405 --> 01:02:30,533 Someone named Jordy for you. 970 01:02:30,609 --> 01:02:34,067 - [Shouting] - [Bell ringing] 971 01:02:34,145 --> 01:02:39,173 Everybody! Everybody! Dan just got a phone call. 972 01:02:39,251 --> 01:02:42,448 [Poppy] And you know, syndication is everything for a columnist. 973 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,010 OK, all right. Let me explain. 974 01:02:44,089 --> 01:02:47,718 Um, I've been asked to meet 975 01:02:47,792 --> 01:02:50,260 with the head mucky-mucks 976 01:02:50,328 --> 01:02:53,024 of the Lamson Newspaper Group. 977 01:02:53,098 --> 01:02:55,362 They're driving down tomorrow 978 01:02:55,433 --> 01:02:58,561 and they are going to sit down with me. 979 01:02:58,637 --> 01:03:02,095 - [All exclaiming] - That's great! 980 01:03:02,173 --> 01:03:05,700 - Maybe you should get the job first. - Yes, that's true. 981 01:03:07,712 --> 01:03:09,304 - Dan the man. - Thanks, man. 982 01:03:13,151 --> 01:03:14,311 Well? 983 01:03:16,321 --> 01:03:18,619 - [Sighs] - Wow. 984 01:03:18,690 --> 01:03:19,952 Wow! 985 01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:23,925 - Dad? - [Laughs] 986 01:03:23,995 --> 01:03:28,091 Dad? Lilly just asked me why you were flirting with Marie. 987 01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:33,938 - I wasn't flirting. - Don't worry, I covered for you. 988 01:03:34,005 --> 01:03:37,372 - I told her it was nothing. - Because it was. 989 01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:42,573 Dad, I'm 1 7. OK? You were so flirting. 990 01:03:42,647 --> 01:03:45,207 You know, it doesn't matter anyway. 991 01:03:45,283 --> 01:03:48,548 It's not like she's the least bit interested in you. 992 01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:51,817 But cool it, OK? 993 01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:57,194 [Exhales] 994 01:03:57,262 --> 01:04:00,163 - And, um, congratulations. - Thanks. 995 01:04:00,231 --> 01:04:02,165 [* Sondre Lerche: My Hands Are Shaking] 996 01:04:41,206 --> 01:04:43,174 [Shouting] 997 01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:48,440 Look, he took a bus here. He has relatives in Boston. Dad... 998 01:04:48,513 --> 01:04:50,481 Dad, he loves me! 999 01:04:50,548 --> 01:04:53,176 OK. 1000 01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:55,742 You don't have to worry. 1001 01:04:55,820 --> 01:05:00,018 When it comes to sex, Marty is the one who wants to wait. 1002 01:05:00,091 --> 01:05:04,255 What about that sentence is supposed to give me comfort? 1003 01:05:04,329 --> 01:05:06,126 - Dad, I love him. - Honey... 1004 01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:07,630 - I love him. - [Groans] 1005 01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:11,362 - I love him. I love him. - No, you don't. 1006 01:05:11,436 --> 01:05:14,166 What we have is true love. 1007 01:05:14,239 --> 01:05:16,230 And just because you don't have it, 1008 01:05:16,307 --> 01:05:19,105 doesn't mean you have to punish us. 1009 01:05:19,177 --> 01:05:23,671 Infatuation is not love. Sexual attraction is not love. 1010 01:05:23,748 --> 01:05:26,410 - You don't understand. - Uh, I don't understand. 1011 01:05:26,484 --> 01:05:29,351 No, you don't even understand that you don't understand. 1012 01:05:29,421 --> 01:05:32,788 What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out. 1013 01:05:32,857 --> 01:05:36,020 What is it? It's frustrating that you can't be with this person? 1014 01:05:36,094 --> 01:05:38,585 That... that there's something keeping you apart, 1015 01:05:38,663 --> 01:05:41,029 something about this person you connect with? 1016 01:05:41,099 --> 01:05:43,363 And whenever you're near this person, 1017 01:05:43,435 --> 01:05:45,835 you don't know what to say, and you say everything 1018 01:05:45,904 --> 01:05:47,735 that's in your mind and in your heart. 1019 01:05:47,806 --> 01:05:50,366 And you know that if you could just be together, 1020 01:05:50,442 --> 01:05:54,208 that this person will help you become the best possible version of yourself. 1021 01:05:54,279 --> 01:05:56,611 So Marty can stay? 1022 01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:02,408 [Laughs] 1023 01:06:02,487 --> 01:06:04,284 I'm sorry. 1024 01:06:07,392 --> 01:06:09,986 [Laughing] I'm sorry. 1025 01:06:15,967 --> 01:06:18,458 "Marty can stay?" 1026 01:06:19,237 --> 01:06:21,171 Howard is going to drive you to the bus. 1027 01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:23,469 We called your aunt, she's waiting in Boston. 1028 01:06:23,541 --> 01:06:25,600 - Yes, sir. - Look, I'm not your parent, 1029 01:06:25,677 --> 01:06:28,407 but I think you should know, love is a dangerous feeling. 1030 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,573 - No, sir. - Are you arguing with me? 1031 01:06:30,648 --> 01:06:34,015 No, I'm... It's just... 1032 01:06:34,085 --> 01:06:36,519 [speaks Spanish] 1033 01:06:38,423 --> 01:06:40,914 Love is not a feeling, it's an ability. 1034 01:06:40,992 --> 01:06:45,019 - Who told you that? - Made it up, Mr. Burns. 1035 01:06:50,168 --> 01:06:51,795 Come say goodbye. 1036 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,341 - [Sobbing] - Window. OK, that's it. 1037 01:06:58,409 --> 01:07:01,207 - Dad. - She'll see him again soon enough. 1038 01:07:04,115 --> 01:07:07,243 [Cara sobbing] No! No! 1039 01:07:07,318 --> 01:07:11,345 No! Marty! Marty! Marty! 1040 01:07:13,892 --> 01:07:16,190 - That's sweet. - What's sweet? 1041 01:07:16,261 --> 01:07:18,126 How... How is that sweet? 1042 01:07:18,196 --> 01:07:21,222 It's OK. It's OK. Come on, it's OK. 1043 01:07:21,299 --> 01:07:24,598 To be that certain. To feel so much love. 1044 01:07:26,204 --> 01:07:29,571 - Love isn't a feeling. - No? 1045 01:07:31,376 --> 01:07:33,435 It's an ability. 1046 01:07:36,981 --> 01:07:40,917 Well, if that's true, you have one gifted daughter. 1047 01:07:40,985 --> 01:07:43,044 [Sobbing] 1048 01:07:43,121 --> 01:07:48,081 You are a murderer of love! 1049 01:07:54,332 --> 01:07:54,399 OK, Cara. Next? 1050 01:07:54,399 --> 01:07:56,663 OK, Cara. Next? 1051 01:07:56,734 --> 01:07:59,168 Uh, Olivia has something with the girls. 1052 01:07:59,237 --> 01:08:03,037 Gus will be doing his usual. Bella is on the fence. 1053 01:08:03,107 --> 01:08:06,907 - Howard and I will sing. - Oh, that's nice. Aunt Eileen? 1054 01:08:06,978 --> 01:08:09,242 - Put me down. - Oh, really? What's your talent? 1055 01:08:09,314 --> 01:08:12,511 Murderer of love. 1056 01:08:12,584 --> 01:08:13,642 You were saying? 1057 01:08:13,718 --> 01:08:16,346 We have something planned for the whole family. 1058 01:08:16,421 --> 01:08:17,820 Put us all down. 1059 01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:25,022 [Laughter] 1060 01:08:25,096 --> 01:08:29,192 [Cheering] 1061 01:08:31,402 --> 01:08:35,361 - What's your Dad's talent? - Doesn't have one. 1062 01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:38,534 He's the only one excused from participating. 1063 01:08:39,677 --> 01:08:41,201 I give you Bella Wilson. 1064 01:08:41,279 --> 01:08:43,713 - All right, Bella! - [Applause] 1065 01:08:43,781 --> 01:08:46,011 Chihuahua. 1066 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:48,985 - [Barking] - [Laughter] 1067 01:08:49,053 --> 01:08:50,680 - [Boy] Go, Bella. - You OK? 1068 01:08:50,755 --> 01:08:53,383 - I don't have a good feeling. - Do what you always do. 1069 01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:56,859 Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl. 1070 01:08:56,928 --> 01:09:00,921 - I gotta do something special. - Just... be yourself. 1071 01:09:00,999 --> 01:09:04,765 [Bella] Bulldog. [pants] 1072 01:09:04,836 --> 01:09:09,398 - Ruff! Ruff! - [Laughing] 1073 01:09:11,242 --> 01:09:14,405 - That's... - [cheering] 1074 01:09:20,818 --> 01:09:23,685 - This is for Marty. - Want me to take the cherries? 1075 01:09:23,755 --> 01:09:26,724 - Mm. Uh-uh. - OK. 1076 01:09:32,797 --> 01:09:35,391 [Drum roll] 1077 01:09:45,376 --> 01:09:48,140 - Wow! - [Cheering] 1078 01:09:48,212 --> 01:09:49,304 [Girl] She tied it! 1079 01:09:59,057 --> 01:10:02,458 [Singing opera in Italian] 1080 01:10:14,038 --> 01:10:17,474 - I got an idea. - I'm sure it'll be great. 1081 01:10:17,542 --> 01:10:19,669 It could be. 1082 01:10:21,612 --> 01:10:24,513 [Applause] 1083 01:10:24,582 --> 01:10:27,983 [Jane] OK, last but not least, Uncle Mitch. 1084 01:10:28,052 --> 01:10:31,988 Uh, someone very wise, uh, my brother, 1085 01:10:32,056 --> 01:10:34,650 once told me that if you 1086 01:10:34,726 --> 01:10:38,321 want to be completely honest, sing. 1087 01:10:39,797 --> 01:10:42,493 Um, by the way, I'd like to introduce my band. 1088 01:10:42,567 --> 01:10:43,864 [Applause] 1089 01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:47,598 I don't believe it. He hasn't played since she... 1090 01:10:47,672 --> 01:10:49,833 [Dan] One, two, three, four. 1091 01:11:21,239 --> 01:11:23,434 [Laughter] 1092 01:12:01,946 --> 01:12:03,470 Ah! 1093 01:12:24,101 --> 01:12:26,296 [Cheering] 1094 01:12:28,773 --> 01:12:30,900 Yeah, Uncle Mitch! 1095 01:13:10,348 --> 01:13:13,715 - [Applause] - What he said. 1096 01:13:13,784 --> 01:13:16,275 [Sighs] 1097 01:13:23,494 --> 01:13:25,655 [Howard] Great job, guys. 1098 01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:27,755 [Knocking] 1099 01:13:34,772 --> 01:13:36,865 [Sighs] What was that? 1100 01:13:36,941 --> 01:13:40,206 I couldn't... I couldn't stop myself. 1101 01:13:40,278 --> 01:13:43,179 What am I supposed to do now? 1102 01:13:43,247 --> 01:13:46,045 You can't do anything. He's my brother. 1103 01:13:46,117 --> 01:13:49,245 Why did you sing for me... then? 1104 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:53,689 Because I... I'm... 1105 01:13:58,229 --> 01:14:00,129 Page 92. "Did I just die? 1106 01:14:00,197 --> 01:14:02,358 Because an angel walked into the room." 1107 01:14:02,433 --> 01:14:07,666 Page 1 48. Uh, "I'll forgive you your past if you'll forgive me mine." 1108 01:14:07,738 --> 01:14:10,138 It seems all his best lines were yours. 1109 01:14:14,111 --> 01:14:18,309 It's unbearable. I... 1110 01:14:18,382 --> 01:14:20,350 I can't keep pretending. 1111 01:14:24,488 --> 01:14:26,183 St... 1112 01:14:34,999 --> 01:14:35,988 [knocking] 1113 01:14:36,067 --> 01:14:39,628 - [Lilly] Dad? - Yeah, peanut. 1114 01:14:39,704 --> 01:14:43,162 Will you come up to my room? I wanna show you something I made. 1115 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,641 Um, we'll do it tomorrow. OK, sweetie? I promise. 1116 01:14:49,246 --> 01:14:50,838 OK, Dad. 1117 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,618 [Mitch] Oh, God! 1118 01:14:58,689 --> 01:15:00,953 [Groans] 1119 01:15:04,862 --> 01:15:07,592 - Hey, what's going on? - Shh. 1120 01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:13,631 What is complicated being here? My singing. 1121 01:15:13,704 --> 01:15:15,695 - I shouldn't have sang. - I know this. 1122 01:15:15,773 --> 01:15:17,297 No. It's not... 1123 01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:22,278 - It was a bad song. I... - Is she crying or laughing? 1124 01:15:26,117 --> 01:15:30,349 - Oh, no, no, no. Please. - Please don't do it. 1125 01:15:30,421 --> 01:15:33,618 - [Mitch] Marie... - [car starts] 1126 01:15:43,567 --> 01:15:45,398 - [Groans] - Here he comes. 1127 01:15:45,469 --> 01:15:47,494 [Mitch] Mom! 1128 01:15:47,571 --> 01:15:51,598 Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what to say to him. I never lost a girl. 1129 01:15:51,675 --> 01:15:54,735 - Oh, good. This is a first. - Wow. 1130 01:15:54,812 --> 01:15:58,077 OK. Oh, uh, oh, yeah, I'll follow through with these. 1131 01:15:58,149 --> 01:16:00,014 [Indistinct chatter] 1132 01:16:02,253 --> 01:16:04,414 Please stop trying to act normal. 1133 01:16:13,097 --> 01:16:15,657 Said I was a great guy. 1134 01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:18,930 She said she loved me a lot. 1135 01:16:19,003 --> 01:16:22,461 And then she said... 1136 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:25,338 ...we should both go find our own true soul mates. 1137 01:16:25,409 --> 01:16:27,900 I'm so confused. I don't really know what happened 1138 01:16:27,978 --> 01:16:31,436 from yesterday to today that made this happen. 1139 01:16:31,515 --> 01:16:35,110 There has to be something. You know, some reason she... 1140 01:16:35,186 --> 01:16:38,178 - Why are you looking at me? - Not looking at you. 1141 01:16:38,255 --> 01:16:42,419 He's looking into the vast void that is his future. You just happen to be there. 1142 01:16:42,493 --> 01:16:45,291 - [Laughter] - Danny, do you have anything to add? 1143 01:16:45,362 --> 01:16:47,728 Yeah, what does the expert have to say? Come on. 1144 01:16:47,798 --> 01:16:51,734 - Uh... [sighs] - [Nana] Honey, the hard truth is 1145 01:16:51,802 --> 01:16:53,770 we all liked her a lot. 1146 01:16:53,838 --> 01:16:58,673 - Yeah, we really did. - [Groans] 1147 01:16:58,742 --> 01:17:01,575 This isn't helping. No. 1148 01:17:01,645 --> 01:17:05,274 [Sighs] Could somebody think of something fun to do? 1149 01:17:05,349 --> 01:17:07,749 OK, OK, um... OK, OK. 1150 01:17:07,818 --> 01:17:10,048 Part of the Rat Pack! Singer. Um, um... 1151 01:17:10,121 --> 01:17:13,887 - Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr! - [Shouting] 1152 01:17:15,192 --> 01:17:17,490 Yes! 1153 01:17:17,561 --> 01:17:19,722 Your turn, buddy. Come on. Let's do it. 1154 01:17:19,797 --> 01:17:22,265 [Cell phone rings] 1155 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:24,267 [Mitch] OK. 1156 01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:25,734 Go! 1157 01:17:25,803 --> 01:17:28,863 - This is a, uh, gift... - Hi, Jordy. 1158 01:17:28,939 --> 01:17:30,930 - [Marie] You can't talk. - No, but go on. 1159 01:17:31,008 --> 01:17:33,704 - I had to leave. - I know. 1160 01:17:33,777 --> 01:17:37,372 - Ben Franklin! - But the truth is, um... 1161 01:17:37,448 --> 01:17:39,643 - Yes? - ... I didn't get very far. 1162 01:17:39,717 --> 01:17:42,686 Beautiful smile, lovely eyes, one-of-a-kind woman. 1163 01:17:42,753 --> 01:17:45,347 - Marie! - Yes. 1164 01:17:45,422 --> 01:17:48,687 Oh, honey, don't, don't, don't... 1165 01:17:54,665 --> 01:17:57,691 - [Lilly] Dad? - Hey, you. 1166 01:17:57,768 --> 01:18:02,501 - Can I show you what I made? - First thing when I get back, OK? 1167 01:18:02,573 --> 01:18:04,632 [Lilly] OK. 1168 01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:06,938 [Acoustic guitar playing] 1169 01:18:17,621 --> 01:18:20,112 - You again. - Nice to see you, officer. 1170 01:18:20,191 --> 01:18:22,682 - How are you today? - You know why I pulled you over? 1171 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:27,527 I sure do. I know what I was doing and I know it's all wrong. 1172 01:18:27,598 --> 01:18:30,897 - This is gonna cost you. - Put it on my tab. 1173 01:18:30,968 --> 01:18:34,836 - What was that? - Put it on my tab. 1174 01:18:34,905 --> 01:18:35,997 [Chuckles] 1175 01:19:03,133 --> 01:19:07,297 [Laughs] What are we doing? 1176 01:19:08,505 --> 01:19:10,666 - It may be wrong. - Yes. 1177 01:19:10,741 --> 01:19:14,233 But there's a certain rightness to our wrongness, I think. 1178 01:19:14,311 --> 01:19:16,779 I think, um, we've got to think. 1179 01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:19,441 I mean, your girls, and how do we? 1180 01:19:19,516 --> 01:19:21,313 They're extraordinary and... 1181 01:19:24,788 --> 01:19:30,249 - What? - I think this is all premature. 1182 01:19:34,298 --> 01:19:37,199 You do? 1183 01:19:39,737 --> 01:19:42,171 We don't even know if you can bowl. 1184 01:19:47,578 --> 01:19:49,512 [Laughs] 1185 01:20:00,024 --> 01:20:02,356 All right. No, don't! Wait. 1186 01:20:02,426 --> 01:20:03,984 Wait. No, no. You have to line up. 1187 01:20:04,061 --> 01:20:05,392 - Leave me alone! - Line up. 1188 01:20:05,462 --> 01:20:07,930 - Come on. - You come on. All right. 1189 01:20:07,998 --> 01:20:10,228 I'm just watching you. I'm not... 1190 01:20:10,301 --> 01:20:13,270 - Ready? - Woo! 1191 01:20:13,337 --> 01:20:17,273 - [Music plays] - Oh! Thank you. 1192 01:20:18,409 --> 01:20:20,240 - That's... - [laughs] 1193 01:20:20,311 --> 01:20:23,803 I liked that. That was a terrible shot, but I loved this at the end. 1194 01:20:23,881 --> 01:20:26,679 Oh, I wouldn't go yet. 1195 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:28,980 [* Sondre Lerche and Regina Spektor: Hell No] 1196 01:20:29,053 --> 01:20:33,183 - [Pins crashing] - Not bad. That's good. 1197 01:20:39,830 --> 01:20:42,025 You're gonna break your arm like that. 1198 01:20:42,099 --> 01:20:45,591 Oh! [laughs] 1199 01:20:45,669 --> 01:20:48,035 No, no. Don't do it. 1200 01:20:48,105 --> 01:20:50,437 [Humming] 1201 01:20:53,977 --> 01:20:56,537 Oh, come on, come on, come on! 1202 01:20:56,613 --> 01:20:59,104 - Yay! - Let's go at the same time. 1203 01:20:59,183 --> 01:21:01,174 One, two, three. 1204 01:21:05,356 --> 01:21:08,985 [Shouts, laughs] 1205 01:21:27,244 --> 01:21:29,337 [Lilly] Dad? 1206 01:21:29,413 --> 01:21:31,506 Oh, my God. Dad, what are you doing? 1207 01:21:31,582 --> 01:21:33,880 - Oh... - [Mitch] What the hell? Marie? 1208 01:21:33,951 --> 01:21:35,816 - Hey. - What the hell's going on? 1209 01:21:35,886 --> 01:21:38,013 - We'll go. - They were just kissing. 1210 01:21:38,088 --> 01:21:40,750 - [Indistinct chatter] - I can explain. 1211 01:21:42,259 --> 01:21:44,250 - You two broke up, right? - Two hours ago. 1212 01:21:44,328 --> 01:21:47,456 - We broke up two hours ago. - I know, I know, I know. 1213 01:21:47,531 --> 01:21:49,021 I thought that you left. 1214 01:21:49,099 --> 01:21:52,694 She did. She left, but she just didn't get very far. 1215 01:21:52,770 --> 01:21:55,238 - What? - I can explain this. 1216 01:21:55,305 --> 01:21:57,569 - Yeah, let him explain. - OK. 1217 01:21:57,641 --> 01:22:02,669 Remember the woman at the bookstore? Here she is. 1218 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:06,708 You told me to go after her, and I didn't. 1219 01:22:06,784 --> 01:22:08,547 It wasn't planned, Mitch. 1220 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:12,715 I know how this looks. But, Mitch, I also know how it feels. 1221 01:22:12,790 --> 01:22:14,758 How does this feel, you son of a bitch? 1222 01:22:14,825 --> 01:22:16,793 - Oh, my God! - [Shouting] 1223 01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:19,192 - What happened? - I'm so sorry. 1224 01:22:19,263 --> 01:22:21,697 Everybody, take it easy. You're not helping. 1225 01:22:21,765 --> 01:22:24,393 - Oh, no. - I'm sorry. 1226 01:22:24,468 --> 01:22:27,995 [Nana] Oh, darling. Get some ice. Oh! 1227 01:22:28,071 --> 01:22:31,097 - [Howard] Dan, you all right? You OK? - Marie! 1228 01:22:31,175 --> 01:22:33,973 No, don't go! 1229 01:22:34,044 --> 01:22:36,672 I don't know what we were thinking. 1230 01:22:38,649 --> 01:22:40,014 I'm sorry. 1231 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:43,382 - [Car starts] - Don't go. 1232 01:22:48,025 --> 01:22:49,890 Dad? Get... 1233 01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,258 - Dad, wait! - [Car starts] 1234 01:22:52,329 --> 01:22:56,732 - What are you doing? Dad! - [Crashing] 1235 01:23:07,411 --> 01:23:10,642 All right, this is your summons for your court appearance. 1236 01:23:10,714 --> 01:23:13,979 One last thing. You need to surrender your license. 1237 01:23:20,524 --> 01:23:22,253 [Laughs] 1238 01:23:28,532 --> 01:23:30,397 You have guests. 1239 01:23:33,737 --> 01:23:36,433 - Oh! Speak of the devil. Hi. - Hi. 1240 01:23:36,507 --> 01:23:39,635 Cindy Lamson. Editor of special features, Lamson Newspaper Group. 1241 01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:41,473 - Hi. - Jim Lamson, publisher. 1242 01:23:41,545 --> 01:23:43,342 - Nice to meet you. - Yes. 1243 01:23:43,413 --> 01:23:46,541 We've been sitting here chatting with your family. 1244 01:23:46,617 --> 01:23:50,383 We've especially enjoyed the pleasure of meeting your lovely daughters. 1245 01:23:50,454 --> 01:23:52,285 - Oh. - Hot cider? 1246 01:23:52,356 --> 01:23:55,382 Thank you. That looks... Thank you very much. 1247 01:23:55,459 --> 01:23:57,859 Looks great. Thanks. 1248 01:23:59,296 --> 01:24:01,924 Father? Hot cider? 1249 01:24:01,999 --> 01:24:03,990 Not only are you a murderer of love, 1250 01:24:04,067 --> 01:24:06,058 but you're the worst parent ever. 1251 01:24:07,571 --> 01:24:09,971 - [Laughs] - Sweet. 1252 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:13,009 Well, um, as you probably know, 1253 01:24:13,076 --> 01:24:15,374 we have met with two other candidates, 1254 01:24:15,445 --> 01:24:17,504 but my father and I are confident 1255 01:24:17,581 --> 01:24:20,106 that we have saved the best for last. 1256 01:24:22,286 --> 01:24:24,083 Uh, girls. You can leave if you like. 1257 01:24:24,154 --> 01:24:27,248 Oh. If it's all right, perhaps they should stay. 1258 01:24:27,324 --> 01:24:29,349 We like to keep the family involved. 1259 01:24:29,426 --> 01:24:33,522 Well, Dan, here, he knows all about keeping things in the family. 1260 01:24:33,597 --> 01:24:36,191 - Don't you, Dan? - That's why we're so drawn to you. 1261 01:24:36,266 --> 01:24:39,133 What you represent in your column, your moral values. 1262 01:24:39,202 --> 01:24:42,763 [Jim] The personal characteristics that are reflected in your writing, 1263 01:24:42,839 --> 01:24:45,865 - Very impressive. - [Cindy] Honesty, trustworthiness... 1264 01:24:45,943 --> 01:24:48,070 [Jim] And we have great plans for you, Dan. 1265 01:24:48,145 --> 01:24:52,582 What we try to do is what you keep telling your readers to do. 1266 01:24:52,649 --> 01:24:55,709 - What's that? - Put family first. 1267 01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:59,017 OK. OK. Here's the thing. 1268 01:25:00,691 --> 01:25:04,092 Somebody hasn't been reading his own column. 1269 01:25:04,161 --> 01:25:08,154 I'm not sure what that means. 1270 01:25:20,043 --> 01:25:25,242 Go away. You're a liar and a hypocrite. Cheating with your brother's girlfriend? 1271 01:25:25,315 --> 01:25:26,680 How long did you know her? 1272 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:31,278 Two moving violations and a collision? Was that part of the plan? 1273 01:25:31,355 --> 01:25:33,983 Worst of all, you blew off Lilly. 1274 01:25:34,057 --> 01:25:36,890 She's been wanting to show you something she made for you. 1275 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,190 But you never showed up. 1276 01:27:08,251 --> 01:27:10,185 Hm. 1277 01:27:12,489 --> 01:27:14,753 - I really messed up. - No, you didn't. 1278 01:27:14,825 --> 01:27:18,090 Yeah, I did, Mom. What I did to Lilly. 1279 01:27:18,161 --> 01:27:20,925 - Don't forget Mitch. - Oh, John. 1280 01:27:20,997 --> 01:27:23,329 And those newspaper people. 1281 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:26,369 Admittedly, not a good day for you, honey. 1282 01:27:26,436 --> 01:27:30,429 [Sighs] If I just stay focused on being their dad... 1283 01:27:30,507 --> 01:27:33,738 Oh, please. You know, love is messy. 1284 01:27:33,810 --> 01:27:37,769 I should know better. I hurt my kids. 1285 01:27:37,848 --> 01:27:39,873 Go un-hurt them. 1286 01:27:39,950 --> 01:27:44,284 - Honey, you've made some mistakes. - Many, so many. 1287 01:27:44,354 --> 01:27:47,221 Falling for Marie wasn't one of them. 1288 01:27:51,027 --> 01:27:53,689 Can somebody get me another box, please? 1289 01:27:53,764 --> 01:27:56,198 [Eileen] Yep, yep. Coming. 1290 01:27:58,201 --> 01:27:59,634 Mitch. 1291 01:28:01,471 --> 01:28:02,904 Mitch, I... 1292 01:28:07,511 --> 01:28:09,672 If it was anybody else... 1293 01:28:10,347 --> 01:28:13,043 I am so... 1294 01:28:13,116 --> 01:28:15,107 [horn honks] 1295 01:28:15,185 --> 01:28:17,745 Hold that thought. 1296 01:28:23,393 --> 01:28:25,918 - Hey, beautiful. - [Giggles] 1297 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:37,140 [Knocking] 1298 01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:39,040 [Knocking] 1299 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:49,619 Girls, I'd like to talk to Lilly alone, if I could. 1300 01:29:00,997 --> 01:29:02,794 OK, then. All of you. 1301 01:29:13,443 --> 01:29:15,707 I know I messed up. Big time. 1302 01:29:15,779 --> 01:29:17,644 - Yep. - Yes, you did. 1303 01:29:17,714 --> 01:29:21,480 Now, your mom... 1304 01:29:23,653 --> 01:29:25,280 I miss your mom. 1305 01:29:25,355 --> 01:29:28,256 All the time and I always will. 1306 01:29:28,325 --> 01:29:32,625 - Mom's gone. - Aw, honey. I see her every day. 1307 01:29:32,696 --> 01:29:35,324 I see her in your goodness, Jane. 1308 01:29:35,398 --> 01:29:39,095 And, Cara, your passion. 1309 01:29:39,169 --> 01:29:43,071 And, Lilly, you have her eyes. 1310 01:29:43,139 --> 01:29:44,834 And her smile. 1311 01:29:47,043 --> 01:29:49,068 So here's what I'm going to do: 1312 01:29:49,145 --> 01:29:52,581 I am grounding myself for life. 1313 01:29:52,649 --> 01:29:56,312 I'm sticking with you. I am going to be with you... 1314 01:29:56,386 --> 01:30:00,982 - You're with us every day. - I'm not going anywhere. 1315 01:30:01,057 --> 01:30:04,720 See, I got a little confused with Marie, 1316 01:30:04,794 --> 01:30:08,992 but that is over. OK? 1317 01:30:09,065 --> 01:30:13,001 I kinda lost my head. 1318 01:30:13,069 --> 01:30:17,403 Got a little stupid because I love her. 1319 01:30:17,474 --> 01:30:22,138 That's... That's not... 1320 01:30:22,212 --> 01:30:24,612 I don't love her. And that's not what I meant. 1321 01:30:24,681 --> 01:30:27,445 I mean, how could I love her? I've only known her... 1322 01:30:27,517 --> 01:30:31,009 - Three days. - [Laughs] Yeah. 1323 01:30:31,087 --> 01:30:34,750 And how can you know in three days? 1324 01:30:38,795 --> 01:30:40,194 I don't know. 1325 01:30:40,263 --> 01:30:43,994 Yes, I do. I love her. 1326 01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:46,160 I love her. I love her. 1327 01:30:46,236 --> 01:30:50,172 I love her. I love... 1328 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,764 I love her. 1329 01:30:55,078 --> 01:30:56,739 Then go get her. 1330 01:30:58,682 --> 01:31:00,912 We so prefer her to you. 1331 01:31:10,894 --> 01:31:12,020 Go. 1332 01:31:16,032 --> 01:31:18,091 - [Whispers] Now. - Oh. 1333 01:31:26,543 --> 01:31:29,034 Honey. Honey. For the road. 1334 01:31:38,621 --> 01:31:40,612 - What is it? - I can't do it. 1335 01:31:40,690 --> 01:31:42,851 - You must. - I don't have a license. 1336 01:32:00,377 --> 01:32:03,540 I'm pretty good with maps. 1337 01:32:03,613 --> 01:32:08,482 This is so queer. But I wouldn't miss it for anything. 1338 01:32:20,030 --> 01:32:22,294 [Dan] Dear readers, for most of you, 1339 01:32:22,365 --> 01:32:25,766 this is my first column in your paper. 1340 01:32:25,835 --> 01:32:28,463 In the future, I will be answering your questions, 1341 01:32:28,538 --> 01:32:32,133 but today, I wanna break from my usual format and talk to you 1342 01:32:32,208 --> 01:32:35,234 about the subject of plans. 1343 01:32:35,311 --> 01:32:39,270 Not so much my plan for this column, more like life plans. 1344 01:32:39,349 --> 01:32:40,976 How we all make them. 1345 01:32:41,051 --> 01:32:46,182 And how we hope that our kids make good, smart, safe plans of their own. 1346 01:32:46,256 --> 01:32:49,589 But if we're really honest with ourselves, 1347 01:32:49,659 --> 01:32:54,028 most of the time our plans don't work out as we'd hoped. 1348 01:32:58,701 --> 01:33:00,896 So instead of asking our young people, 1349 01:33:00,970 --> 01:33:04,929 "What are your plans? What do you plan to do with your life?" 1350 01:33:05,008 --> 01:33:10,344 Maybe we should tell them this: Plan to be surprised. 1351 01:33:12,082 --> 01:33:14,949 [* Sondre Lerche and Lillian Samdal: Modern Nature] 1352 01:33:20,090 --> 01:33:22,183 [Applause] 1353 01:34:01,764 --> 01:34:04,460 [Laughter] 1354 01:34:16,746 --> 01:34:18,737 [Laughing] 1355 01:34:31,761 --> 01:34:33,820 It's falling out. 1356 01:37:47,023 --> 01:37:48,547 [Man] And that's it. 98392