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[discordant piano chords]
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Whoo! Let's pregame.
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Uh, no "whoo" for me. I have no time.
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Everyone is so busy.
Ellis is getting ready for the party,
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Pradeep is setting up
Halloween for his kids...
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So I'm the last one you called?
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Last and best. Obviously.
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I have to finish work
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and an episode of "Selling Sunset"
before the party tonight.
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I haven't even started
thinking about a costume.
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What's the theme again?
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- Universal classic monsters.
- [groans]
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Ellis!
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Why do we have to do a big,
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complicated Halloween this year?
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Complicated? It's classic costumes!
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Plus, you and Garret are the masters
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- of quarantine crafting.
- [laughs] Not anymore.
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It has been seven months,
and we are burnt out.
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Do you know what we had
for dinner last night?
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Stew.
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Not a carbonnade a la flamande,
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not a niçoise soup, stew.
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I don't think we have a fancy Halloween
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- in us this year.
- I mean...
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do you have to watch an
episode of "Selling Sunset"?
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Uh, yeah, I do.
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Garret and I were watching together,
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but then he asked if he
could watch one without me,
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and I said, "Yeah, sure, I'll catch up,"
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but then I watched one
without him, and then...
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- Michelle.
- I know!
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We're stuck in this catching up loop,
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but that show is like an illegal drug.
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I know it's bad for me,
but I just can't stop.
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I am so tired.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Who's that?
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Oh... that's the other
reason I'm drinking.
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You know how my internet is the worst?
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Annie, I told you to get Verizon 5G.
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It is what we've been waiting for.
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No, I actually have
Verizon 5G, thank you,
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but this is for my home internet.
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I asked them to fix it,
and they sent a person.
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This is the first human
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to step into my apartment in months.
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I mean, what if they're
not wearing a mask?
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What if their mask is down here?
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[whispering] Oh... I
can hear them breathing.
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Hello? Anyone home?
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Ooh...
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Cable guy. Permission to breach?
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- Yes, please.
- Yes.
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[curious music]
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Are you drinking hand sanitizer?
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Oh, no, I distilled it back to mead.
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But you're using the same bottles?
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Yeah, 'cause I'm not a monster, Ben.
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- Save the Earth.
- Whatever. I'm calling about Annie.
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Oh, so you finally
believe what I said
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about her liking you?
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Honestly, I don't even believe
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that's not hand sanitizer.
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But I gotta at least shoot my shot,
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and this party is the
perfect time to do it.
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- I'll just pull her aside...
- Problem.
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It's a virtual party.
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There is no "aside" or "pulling."
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Solution. I asked Ellis
to use the breakout room,
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and she was covered in cobwebs,
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but I'm pretty sure she said, "Yes."
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She might've been swearing in Yiddish.
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Either way, once I get Annie in there,
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I'ma put on that Boyz
II Men voice and say...
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[deep voice] That I've been thinking
about her lately.
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That I wanna know how she's doing.
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You know, maybe sliding
some compliments like,
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"Hey, Rufus.
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I been meaning to say you
look good in them glasses."
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Not to diminish the power
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of your Michael McCary impression,
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because I did just feel something,
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but a virtual party? Not a real party.
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And Annie is not the kind of shallow
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micro-influencer you're
used to hitting on.
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This is not what I need to hear!
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I'm nervous! I need a plan! I mean...
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What if I waited too long already?
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Also, Paz was a mid-range influencer.
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Have you considered
writing her a letter
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about your feelings?
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Do I look like Zora Neale Hurston?
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Every woman I have
written a love letter to
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has kissed me at least once.
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In fact, I'm writing a
letter to a woman right now.
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22 pages. Double-sided.
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This is what romance looks like, Ben.
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Yeah, there's definitely
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some sanitizer left in that bottle.
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I am starting to taste it, yeah.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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- Zach! Hi!
- What?
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When you told me that
you were decorating,
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I thought, like, maybe
one jack-o-lantern,
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but this looks like Marilyn
Manson's laundry room.
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Excuse me, in this
house, we are feminists,
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and we make Jill-o-lanterns.
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Oh, wait. Check this out.
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[ghoulish scream]
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Meet Zom-Bea-Arthur.
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Okay, this all seems
like a lot of actual work
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for a virtual party.
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I do love the COVID bats, though.
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I'm my friend group's Halloween czar.
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Every year, they come over,
we coordinate costumes,
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play games, sing karaoke
when we drink too much,
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and I will be queen of the damned
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if I let a little pandemic
mess with our tradition.
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I even sent everyone decorations
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so we all look like
we're at the same party
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for our group photo.
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Ooh, you're basically a saint.
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Basically Mother Trans -resa.
What are you doing tonight?
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Uh, probably just
watching "Hocus Pocus"
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while eating a whole bag
of gummi bears by myself
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'cause I'm a grown
man, and I'm worth it.
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What? But you love
going out on Halloween.
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Yeah, going out,
where people aren't just
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seeing me from the nips up.
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I mean, I get that
that's how it's gotta be,
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- but I'm trans and I...
- Wait, you're trans?
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Surprise!
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I care about my presentation.
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And every day, I groom myself,
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I put on my binder, I feel good!
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And then I pop into a work chat
with cis people in sweatpants
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who basically rolled out of bed,
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looked in the mirror and was like...
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"This is fine."
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Oh, come on, not all
cis people are like that.
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Mine have actually
been really supportive
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during this tough time. They get me.
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And at least you're being seen.
I mean, think about how I feel.
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I put on hair and
makeup to go deliver food
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to people who cannot and should not
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even open the door.
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But tonight is different.
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It's Halloween!
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[exaggerated] The most wonderful time
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of the year!
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[speaking normally]
And, like, the one time
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since March that literally everyone
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has a reason to dress up.
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Tonight, no one is calling it in.
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Well, actually,
everyone's calling it in,
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but you know what I'm saying.
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I have been waiting for this night
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for a year! And nothing!
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Not even Zom-Bea-Arthur
is gonna keep me
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from living my nips-up vampire fantasy!
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[dramatic piano chords]
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- Pradeep.
- Annie!
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- [voices chattering]
- I told you, I can't drink.
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I'm too busy decorating
for home quaran-treating
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with the kids!
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I need a drink right now.
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Richie just asked me to
prepare different characters
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for when I "answer the door."
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I should have never
married a theater minor.
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- Pradeep, it's the cable guy.
- What?
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Was he not wearing a mask?
Was his nose uncovered?
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No, he was hot and funny,
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and he asked me out on a virtual date.
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Did you just call me to brag?
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No, I called you to
panic! I said, "Yes"!
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And I blanked on Ellis'
Halloween party tonight!
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Because cute boy wear mask good.
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Well, why don't you
just "Doubtfire" it?
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Yeah, uh, pull up the date
chat and the party chat
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on the same computer and go between 'em.
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It's easy.
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You know, the software is built
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for switching from meeting to meeting.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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Wow...
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this is, like, an actual
benefit of quarantine.
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Hey, and I will text you with updates
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- so you don't miss anything important.
- Amazing.
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I need a second costume
too. "Phantom of the Opera."
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Lot of mask, not a lot of sexy.
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Man, "Doubtfire"-ing is hard.
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[laughs] Yeah. He
gets caught in the movie.
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Wait, he does? Why
am I doing this, then?
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Okay, bye!
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I have to go make my
children's eyes magical!
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[haunting piano chords]
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Hello?
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Yes! Sing, my angel of group chat!
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[as Dracula] I vant
to suck your blood.
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Wrong character, but
I dig your enthusiasm.
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- Good evening!
- Rufus, where's your costume?
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- I'm in costume. I'm modern
-day Frankenstein.
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Then where are your neck bolts?
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Okay, Frankenstein was the doctor,
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not the monster.
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I even messed up my hair a little bit
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to make it look more mad scientist-y.
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I'm a lab right now!
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- Hey, hey!
- Hi!
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What, no one's wearing costumes?
Is everyone Rufus-ing?
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I thought Rufus-ing was when
your nose bleeds during sex.
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- Okay.
- I'm the Invisible Man.
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Just at the beginning
when he was visible.
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Yeah, and I haven't
shaved my legs in a while,
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so I'm going as the Wolfman.
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Yeah, I'm growing
out my beard, so I'm...
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- I'm Wolfman too.
- Oh, my God.
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From womb to tomb.
Must you always copy me?
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- Hi.
- Oh, finally.
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- Someone in an actual costume.
- No.
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This is just what happens
when two sugar-high children
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find your toilet paper stash
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and wanna turn daddy into a mummy.
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Well, at least toddlers understand
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how Halloween works.
Look, no one's in costume.
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Fine, whatever.
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We're here celebrating
Halloween together,
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and what better way to commemorate that
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than with our annual group photo?
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Sorry, sorry, before we do that,
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I've been drinking hard seltzer all day.
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I gotta hit the coffin.
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You're the Phantom, not Dracula,
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and go, you got two
minutes. I'm timing you.
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[computer chirps]
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[lightning crashes]
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Come on, that at least
deserved an "ooh."
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All: Ooh...
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[jaunty piano chords]
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♪ ♪
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Hi! Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, hey, no, it's okay.
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I only just started to think
you were standing me up.
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Oh, no, can you ever forgive me?
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I don't know...
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normally, I wouldn't,
but for a sexy cat...
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[chuckles] I promise I'm not normally
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late for things...
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well, okay, I am, but
not important things.
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Is this important?
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Yes... is that weird?
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No, no, I... I think
it's important too.
253
00:08:26,116 --> 00:08:28,368
So if it is, we can
just be weird together.
254
00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:31,360
You look great.
255
00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:33,074
Thanks.
256
00:08:33,115 --> 00:08:35,368
I know, sexy cat is
what every girl wears
257
00:08:35,409 --> 00:08:36,911
when she forgets to plan a costume
258
00:08:36,953 --> 00:08:38,955
and remembers she has
cat ears in her closet,
259
00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,331
but it's my truth.
260
00:08:40,373 --> 00:08:41,999
Well, not to blow my own spot,
261
00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:44,335
but Han Solo is literally
the male equivalent
262
00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:45,544
of sexy cat, so...
263
00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:46,552
- It is?
- Yeah.
264
00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:47,964
It's simple, you probably have it
265
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,298
in your closet, and come on,
266
00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,692
everyone looks good in a vest, right?
267
00:08:50,716 --> 00:08:52,760
I mean, just because you do...
268
00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:54,136
[phone chimes]
269
00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:57,223
Uh, Annie?
270
00:08:57,265 --> 00:08:58,391
Annie, are you still there?
271
00:08:58,449 --> 00:09:00,451
Sorry, my internet is being weird.
272
00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:02,562
Really? It was great when I left.
273
00:09:02,603 --> 00:09:04,013
Yes, right.
274
00:09:04,038 --> 00:09:06,614
That is what you came here to fix.
275
00:09:06,661 --> 00:09:08,859
It's actually... it's my laptop.
276
00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,636
Let me reboot it and I'll be right back.
277
00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:11,745
♪ ♪
278
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,364
Ben, Garret, focus.
279
00:09:13,715 --> 00:09:16,259
Every year, he rises
from the pumpkin patch
280
00:09:16,284 --> 00:09:18,411
he thinks is the most sincere.
281
00:09:18,452 --> 00:09:20,162
- Al Roker.
- Ed Sheeran.
282
00:09:20,187 --> 00:09:22,273
- The Great Pumpkin!
- Correct!
283
00:09:22,298 --> 00:09:23,714
But that was way more than two minutes.
284
00:09:23,739 --> 00:09:25,366
I had to reboot my computer.
285
00:09:25,543 --> 00:09:27,312
I thought you said you
had to go to the bathroom.
286
00:09:27,336 --> 00:09:29,672
Yeah, that's what I call it.
287
00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:31,465
Hooray! Point for us. Your turn.
288
00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,783
Where's Pradeep?
289
00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:34,309
"Visage ate too many sour candies
290
00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:36,028
"and puked all over her Elsa wig.
291
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,513
I have to go help Richie clean up."
292
00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:39,932
Says he likes the rainbow
tint it gives the room, though.
293
00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:42,042
Garret, can you
please wake up your wife?
294
00:09:43,072 --> 00:09:44,937
Are you watching something?!
295
00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:46,188
Hmm?
296
00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:47,690
Are you watching "Selling Sunset"?
297
00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:50,192
- I need to catch up!
- No, I need to catch up!
298
00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:51,794
Are you sure? What
episode are you on?
299
00:09:51,819 --> 00:09:53,505
Have you gotten to Mary
and Romain's wedding yet?
300
00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:55,281
Mary and Romain actually get married?
301
00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:56,640
Son of a...
302
00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,125
How is that a spoiler?!
303
00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,552
They're such a weird couple!
304
00:09:59,577 --> 00:10:00,995
I figured something would go wrong.
305
00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,605
Uh, okay, guys. Uh, BRB.
306
00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:03,882
[phone chimes]
307
00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:09,914
Um, one second.
308
00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:12,214
What is happening?!
309
00:10:12,256 --> 00:10:14,884
Well! That wig is ruined.
310
00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:17,053
Also, I have a lot of
questions about the food dyes
311
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,888
we're putting into
our children's bodies.
312
00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:20,389
[groans] Too bad.
313
00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:22,491
Richie spent forever styling that thing.
314
00:10:22,516 --> 00:10:23,542
Oh, did he?
315
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,287
Did Richie spend forever
putting a look together
316
00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,604
only to have it go to waste?
317
00:10:26,646 --> 00:10:28,214
That is too bad.
318
00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:30,524
[dramatic piano sting]
319
00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:31,734
Hey. What's up?
320
00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,928
Oh, uh, nothing. I've just...
321
00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:35,914
[in deep voice] been
thinking about you lately.
322
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,774
And wanted to see how you're doing.
323
00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,743
Uh... I think my internet
is still messed up.
324
00:10:40,785 --> 00:10:42,486
You sounded insane.
325
00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,248
[clears throat] Sorry.
I was just saying...
326
00:10:45,289 --> 00:10:46,433
I've been thinking about you lately,
327
00:10:46,457 --> 00:10:47,726
and I wanted to see how you're doing.
328
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,253
Oh. I'm doing good.
Thank you for asking.
329
00:10:50,278 --> 00:10:52,113
Your hair looks
great, by the way. I...
330
00:10:52,171 --> 00:10:54,226
That pink really brings out your...
331
00:10:54,632 --> 00:10:55,883
brown eyes.
332
00:10:55,925 --> 00:10:57,301
Thanks. It's...
333
00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:58,980
it's been pink a while.
334
00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:01,472
Yeah, well, it...
335
00:11:01,514 --> 00:11:02,765
Still looks good.
336
00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:04,618
I'm sorry we haven't
been talking much lately.
337
00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:06,310
I feel like things have been crazy.
338
00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:08,212
- It's okay. You know, if you...
- [phone chimes]
339
00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:09,154
If you don't mind,
I would... I would...
340
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,129
Love to talk more often.
341
00:11:11,693 --> 00:11:14,028
Definitely. Reboot.
342
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,695
What?
343
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,097
Yes. Talking.
344
00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:18,541
- I love talking.
- Great!
345
00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:19,824
[phone chimes]
346
00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:21,117
Sorry, I gotta go.
347
00:11:21,142 --> 00:11:23,311
I'll see you back at the party, okay?
348
00:11:23,336 --> 00:11:24,462
Great.
349
00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:26,873
[in deep voice] Guess I'll...
350
00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:29,364
talk to you later, girl.
351
00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:31,807
[speaking normally] I do sound insane.
352
00:11:35,664 --> 00:11:39,167
[haunting piano music]
353
00:11:42,388 --> 00:11:43,347
So I'm the only one who cares
354
00:11:43,372 --> 00:11:44,915
about Halloween anymore or what?
355
00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:47,643
- No!
- This is fun.
356
00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:48,711
Come on, you guys.
357
00:11:48,736 --> 00:11:49,755
You're acting like it's J.lo's
358
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,240
Oscar nomination party in here.
359
00:11:51,265 --> 00:11:54,017
- Ben, where's Annie at?
- I honestly have no idea.
360
00:11:58,112 --> 00:11:59,697
Michelle, Garret, y'all okay?
361
00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:01,365
- Yeah.
- Yeah, couldn't be better.
362
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:02,783
All right, I don't believe you,
363
00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:04,803
but if we can all just stay
in one place long enough
364
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,847
for Annie to get back so
we can get that group photo,
365
00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,654
that would be amazing.
366
00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:10,319
All right, besties!
367
00:12:10,353 --> 00:12:12,522
Time to get this party back on track!
368
00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:14,921
Who is drunk enough for karaoke?
369
00:12:14,962 --> 00:12:17,173
I know I am!
370
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,674
♪ Whaa... ♪
371
00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,075
"Paddington 2"?
372
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,778
Well, you asked for hidden
gem movie recommendations!
373
00:12:22,803 --> 00:12:25,306
People are sleeping on "Paddington 2."
374
00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:27,166
Oh, no, I've seen it.
375
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:29,327
I mean, it's basically a perfect film.
376
00:12:29,352 --> 00:12:31,012
Then why are you making fun of me?
377
00:12:31,037 --> 00:12:33,873
Because it's an
incredibly uncool movie
378
00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:35,233
to bring up on a first date.
379
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:36,752
What, so you'd rather be with a guy
380
00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:38,402
who brings up "Audition"
381
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,554
or "Memories of Murder" or whatever?
382
00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:43,199
No, I wanna be with
a guy that brings up
383
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:44,767
- "Paddington 2," really.
- [phone chimes]
384
00:12:48,829 --> 00:12:50,706
Oh. Oh... oh!
385
00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:52,917
I think I have something at the door.
386
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,585
Y-you think? But...
387
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,126
[phone chimes]
388
00:12:57,325 --> 00:12:59,882
Please hold. I
just... I... I gotta put...
389
00:12:59,907 --> 00:13:01,283
I gotta pop out real quick.
390
00:13:01,308 --> 00:13:03,769
I'll just, uh...
I'll be... BRB. Yeah.
391
00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:08,057
No. No, no, no. Mute, not merge!
392
00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:09,750
Ah!
393
00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:11,560
Mute, not merge!
394
00:13:11,602 --> 00:13:13,437
Annie! You're ruining my Garth-mena!
395
00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:14,922
And why are you a sexy cat?
396
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:16,365
Uh. hello?
397
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,683
Mute, not merge!
398
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,075
Who is this guy?
399
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,237
Annie, what... what...
What's going on?
400
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:23,097
- Wait, you know him?
- Oh, n-n-no!
401
00:13:23,155 --> 00:13:26,200
This must be one of those video
chat bombs I've heard about.
402
00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:27,451
Interloper!
403
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:28,953
Okay, I'm just...
I'm just gonna go.
404
00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:30,288
No, wait, Cameron, don't.
405
00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:32,732
I can explain to all of you.
406
00:13:32,757 --> 00:13:35,426
My friends are having a
virtual Halloween party tonight,
407
00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:38,145
and when you asked me out,
I didn't want to say, "No,"
408
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,960
so I've been switching back and forth.
409
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:42,091
You've been...
410
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,301
what?!
411
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:44,695
Yeah, I figured something was up
412
00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:46,887
when it took you 25 minutes
to reboot your computer.
413
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:49,056
Yeah, I was trying to switch back,
414
00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:50,700
but I hit merge, not mute.
415
00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:52,518
I'm sorry. I'm a bad liar.
416
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,979
No, that's...
That's a good quality.
417
00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:57,131
Guys, this is Cameron.
418
00:13:57,156 --> 00:13:58,741
We're on a date tonight.
419
00:13:58,766 --> 00:14:01,102
- At least, we were.
- I'd say we still are.
420
00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:03,070
So things are going well?
421
00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:05,014
They're going interesting.
422
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:06,624
Uh, but yeah, I'm into it.
423
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:08,067
Into Annie.
424
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,411
I know it's a little quick
to say something like that,
425
00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:13,164
but I always feel that
if you're into something,
426
00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:14,333
you should go after it right away.
427
00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:15,390
That's so sweet.
428
00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,335
So Cameron, tell us about yourself.
429
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:18,920
Age and blood type. Go.
430
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,280
Sorry, they're a lot.
431
00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:21,931
Uh, my name is Cameron.
432
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,858
Uh... my day job is cable guy,
433
00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:26,510
but I also host a Clippers
basketball podcast.
434
00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:27,929
Really? What's it called?
435
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,623
"Slam Dunk with Cam Funk."
436
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:31,032
- Never heard of it.
- What... Ben...
437
00:14:31,057 --> 00:14:32,266
What are you talking about?
438
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,626
He's Cam Funk!
439
00:14:33,651 --> 00:14:35,953
- We love your podcast!
- Not ringing a bell.
440
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:38,864
I bought you a Cam Funk
t-shirt for Christmas!
441
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,177
You said you wished it was a pillowcase!
442
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,361
Well, it is if you
put a pillow in it.
443
00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,446
Oh, you're that Cam Funk.
444
00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:47,365
Hey, you know how you
said the Clippers lost
445
00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:48,926
in the playoffs because
Kawhi and Paul George
446
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,159
did have enough time to gel?
447
00:14:50,184 --> 00:14:51,977
Yeah, I... I think the pandemic
448
00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:54,705
- just messed up their chemistry.
- I agree, Cam Funk!
449
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:56,415
I think they could've
been a great couple
450
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,018
who found lasting success
if an outside force
451
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:01,754
hadn't came along and
Cam Funk'd everything up!
452
00:15:01,779 --> 00:15:03,030
Enough!
453
00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:04,723
I have had enough!
454
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,567
Is this party ever gonna happen?
455
00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:09,136
Because it seems like
every time it starts,
456
00:15:09,178 --> 00:15:10,763
something interrupts it.
457
00:15:10,805 --> 00:15:15,559
A fight or a secret date
or a child's sugar OD.
458
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:18,546
Have all of you lost
the Halloween spirit?
459
00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:21,115
There's no costumes, no participation,
460
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,017
and I was gonna let this go,
461
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:26,904
but how did not one of you
put up the decorations I sent?!
462
00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:30,749
I mean, I literally bought
and mailed them to you!
463
00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:33,619
And I know everyone's busy
and stressed right now...
464
00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:35,746
I'm busy and
stressed right now...
465
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:38,291
But gourd-damn it, would it kill you
466
00:15:38,332 --> 00:15:39,834
to put in a little effort?!
467
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,836
I thought you said what was important
468
00:15:41,877 --> 00:15:43,087
was being together.
469
00:15:43,112 --> 00:15:44,863
Yeah! Together.
470
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,007
Not checked out.
471
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,967
Not hopping in and out of the group chat
472
00:15:47,992 --> 00:15:51,237
like Scooby-Doo in a hallway of doors!
473
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:52,346
No, no, no, no.
474
00:15:52,388 --> 00:15:54,223
I can't even get you all together
475
00:15:54,248 --> 00:15:56,834
in one place for a simple group photo,
476
00:15:56,859 --> 00:15:59,237
which is now a moot point anyway
477
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,222
because Annie is a sexy cat,
478
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:02,832
and she brought along some rando
479
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:05,109
who looks like Ethan Hawke
at the end of "Daybreakers"!
480
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:07,595
I'm Han Solo, actually.
Sorry, I can leave.
481
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,081
No, Cam Funk. This
is not your funky fault.
482
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:11,198
I love your podcast.
483
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,450
I've never been so hurt
484
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:13,784
and starstruck at the same time,
485
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,328
which is honestly very confusing for me,
486
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,992
but as for the rest of you!
487
00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,266
I must have found
Halloween's old tweets,
488
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,969
because this party is canceled!
489
00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:24,712
Ugh!
490
00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:26,297
[computer chimes] [lightning crashes]
491
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:28,007
[Zom-Bea-Arthur screams]
492
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,179
I can't right now Bea.
493
00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:35,680
[light piano music]
494
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,769
Morning. Anyone else feel
terrible about last night?
495
00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,145
- Yep.
- Uh, ya think?
496
00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:42,873
- I feel like a jerk.
- Real bad. Real bad, yeah.
497
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:44,190
I think Ellis is mad.
498
00:16:44,232 --> 00:16:46,255
I texted her earlier;
she left me on "sent."
499
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,836
She's not talking to me, either.
500
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,460
I know how much this party meant to her,
501
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,197
which should have made
it mean more to us.
502
00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:52,531
Well, what do we do?
503
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,050
You know, she's always there for us,
504
00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:56,899
and last night, we were
literally not there for her.
505
00:16:57,161 --> 00:16:58,496
[computer chirps]
506
00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:00,206
All: Hey! [overlapping chatter]
507
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:02,416
- Hey, gorgeous!
- You look great!
508
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,543
- You wear a hangover well.
- Oh, shut up.
509
00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:06,480
I know I look good.
That's not the point.
510
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:08,857
I'm trying to show you
guys what I look like
511
00:17:08,881 --> 00:17:10,601
when I put as much
effort into my appearance
512
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:13,254
as you all did last night so
you can see how much effort
513
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:15,839
I actually put in all the time.
514
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,181
I know you guys aren't trans.
515
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,661
I know you don't think
about what you look like
516
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,181
the same way I do,
517
00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:25,231
but if I could do hair
and makeup every day
518
00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,583
to go on a video call or deliver food,
519
00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,527
the least you could
do is throw on a mask
520
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,049
or some face paint for
our Halloween party.
521
00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:35,032
Ellis, you don't have to
do all that stuff for us.
522
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:36,842
You are beautiful no matter what!
523
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:40,246
Michelle, that is
very nice, and very cis,
524
00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:42,665
but I am not doing this for you.
525
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,858
I know I look good
without a wig and mascara.
526
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,687
I've been rocking this look
at protests all summer long.
527
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:49,755
But those are the things that actually
528
00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,387
make me feel like myself.
529
00:17:51,632 --> 00:17:52,859
I mean, that's the reason why Halloween
530
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,323
was always my favorite
holiday growing up.
531
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:56,822
It's, like, one of the few nights
532
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:58,472
every year that Janice's boyfriend
533
00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:00,242
could get away from his
wife, and she'd be so happy
534
00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:01,612
she didn't even notice
what I was wearing.
535
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,145
I could be Jessica Rabbit
536
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,022
or Xena the Warrior Princess
537
00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:08,680
or hell, Mrs. Potato Head,
whatever woman I wanted to be.
538
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,000
And now that I actually
am the woman I wanna be,
539
00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:15,656
Halloween is special
for a different reason.
540
00:18:16,157 --> 00:18:17,509
'Cause it's a night I get to spend
541
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,252
with my chosen family.
542
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:21,889
Maybe it was just a party to you guys,
543
00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,213
but this year, I really needed it.
544
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:26,104
It's November already!
545
00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:28,461
Quarantine was supposed to be two weeks!
546
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:30,796
I am tired of putting my life on hold.
547
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:33,816
I just wanted one good
memory from this year.
548
00:18:33,841 --> 00:18:36,469
One Halloween group photo I
could put up with the others
549
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,013
to remind myself that
we didn't just let 2020
550
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:40,564
slip through our fingers.
551
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,562
I lost 26 years of my
life being in the closet.
552
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,672
I'm not gonna lose another one.
553
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:48,664
Ellis, I'm sorry.
554
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,648
I shouldn't have
"Doubtfired" your party.
555
00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:52,360
Annie, it's 2020.
556
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:53,687
We call it "Hannah Montana"-ing now.
557
00:18:53,712 --> 00:18:55,322
Ah! That's my bad.
558
00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:56,489
I keep forgetting.
559
00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,466
I think we're all sorry, Ellis,
560
00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:00,151
and I'm sorry to you too, Michelle.
561
00:19:00,176 --> 00:19:02,595
I never should have watched
"Selling Sunset" without you.
562
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,831
No, I shouldn't have watched
"Selling Sunset" without you.
563
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:08,501
Can we just keep
this about me? Please?
564
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,670
- Yes, absolutely.
- Yes, 100%.
565
00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:13,098
Ellis, how can we make it up to you?
566
00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:14,691
Do you want to do
virtual Friendsgiving?
567
00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:16,443
What about the eight
virtual nights of Hanukkah?
568
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,997
Yes and yes!
569
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:19,387
But I am not planning either
570
00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,972
of those two things, you ingrates!
571
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:23,566
I will, however, plan our
next year's Halloween costumes.
572
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:25,351
Do you think BTS will still be popular?
573
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,379
Or actually, more importantly,
you think we'll still be alive?
574
00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:31,065
- Yes and yes!
- Well, remains to be seen.
575
00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:32,525
- Maybe.
- You know I'll be alive.
576
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,277
Not if you catch COVID.
577
00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:35,861
[laughter]
578
00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,304
[uplifting music]
579
00:19:37,329 --> 00:19:38,705
Okay, Rufus.
580
00:19:38,888 --> 00:19:40,925
Or should I say, "Dr. Frankenstein"?
581
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,661
No, no, no, I'm Rufus now.
582
00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,620
Oh, really? I couldn't
tell the difference.
583
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:46,664
That's exactly the point.
584
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:47,933
That's what "Frankenstein's" all about.
585
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:50,752
Who's the monster? Is
it the reanimated man?
586
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:53,446
- Or the doctor who made him?
- Are you calling for a reason?
587
00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:55,606
Or are you just Rufus-ing?
588
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,777
Now, that is how you
use Rufus-ing properly.
589
00:19:57,802 --> 00:19:59,051
Thank you.
590
00:19:59,076 --> 00:20:01,721
Uh, no, I... I've just been
thinking about you lately,
591
00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:03,748
and wanted to see how you're doing.
592
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,316
I'm fine.
593
00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:06,559
Managed to get some space
594
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,728
from my complete and
utter disappointment,
595
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,897
and as much as my feelings were hurt,
596
00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:12,665
I know you guys didn't mean to do it.
597
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,691
We really didn't.
598
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,085
And in my defense, I never dress up.
599
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,862
- I...
- No, I get it.
600
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:19,506
I went out and did my
deliveries like this today,
601
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,990
and it is so freeing
602
00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:23,851
to not care at all what you look like.
603
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:25,586
Okay, well, I do... I
do... I care a little
604
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:27,096
about what I look like.
605
00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:28,748
Well, I care a lot.
606
00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:32,501
I just miss living in a world
where that actually matters.
607
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:36,422
Okay, I'm not doing
what Michelle did earlier
608
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:39,158
and saying that you
look good no matter what,
609
00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:43,746
but I am thinking it against my will.
610
00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:45,765
Well.
611
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,500
Thank you.
612
00:20:47,558 --> 00:20:50,311
You've done your cisgender
good deed for the day.
613
00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:52,438
Actually, now I have done
614
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,837
my cisgender good deed for the day.
615
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,067
Wha... oh, my God! Rufus!
616
00:20:56,108 --> 00:20:57,818
It looks just like the Kardashian/Jenner
617
00:20:57,843 --> 00:20:59,595
holiday photo! I love it!
618
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,464
I just thought it would be a tragedy
619
00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:02,907
not to have photographic evidence
620
00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:05,952
of how incredible and
incredibly film-accurate
621
00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:07,471
you looked in your
"Dracula's Daughter" costume.
622
00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:08,955
- Thank you!
- I mean, wow!
623
00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:10,432
Can you believe you
are the first person
624
00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:12,458
to actually compliment me on my costume?
625
00:21:12,483 --> 00:21:13,776
I cannot. You looked amazing.
626
00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:16,012
I worked so hard on it. Ugh!
627
00:21:16,037 --> 00:21:18,913
Well, I know it's a day late, but...
628
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,342
Happy Halloween, Ellis.
629
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:23,177
[sentimental music]
630
00:21:23,202 --> 00:21:24,954
Happy Halloween, Rufus.
631
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,731
♪ ♪
632
00:21:26,755 --> 00:21:31,755
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