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- Yes, something creepy to me.
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- Yes, calm down. This is a usual
reception of the IMF delegation.
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- What does the IMF have to do with it?
I'm about getting to know your ancestors.
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- Yes
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- In.
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Such a look,
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only your parents,
I fear the most.
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I can already imagine how they
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incinerate me.
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"Why are you talking
about my parents
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like they're some kind of monsters?"
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- No, well, they are, of course, not monsters, but ...
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Still, they are these ... like them ...
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- Yes, my parents have
conservative views.
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And a year ago they would have
eaten you with giblets.
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But my lessons were not in vain.
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And you have changed.
And now you create the
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impression of a
chaste person.
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- What?
- not revelers and a womanizer,
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but reasonable and reliable.
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So you don't have to worry.
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I am absolutely calm for you
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.
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- Come on.
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What, you got it?
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Well, you give, Oksan.
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Yes, I'm not worried at all that
your parents are something to me?
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This was a test.
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And you bought.
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Okay, let's go.
- Where?
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- Time - without five.
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Where. IMF to meet, of course.
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- So... you don't give a damn?
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- Absolutely.
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- Well, let's go then.
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Only pants day.
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- Gentlemen, I have
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to start
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with bad news.
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No matter how
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ridiculous it sounds, the global
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crisis has even affected the IMF.
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The loan program has been
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cut. This means that
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your region
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will receive only one
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loan. Either Ukraine
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or Greece.
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Greece is asking for the eighth
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time, but ...
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where to evaporate the seven
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previous ones?
- Mrs. Rasmussen, this money
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was stolen by the previous
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government of Greece.
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- And where is the guarantee that this
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loan will not be plundered?
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Given how
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weak and sluggish you are to
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fight corruption.
You DO NOT smile
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, this also applies to you.
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If Greece
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fight weakly,
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then you do NOT fight at all.
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Which, in principle, is not
surprising, with such a
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spineless
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President.
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- Yes, yes, it is a fact.
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- Allow me to disagree with you
, Mrs. Rasmussen.
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By the way, we
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recently imprisoned a former
prime minister.
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- With these bones
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you can feed your people.
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But we do NOT see a systemic and radical
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fight against corruption
.
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And while we DO NOT see it,
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you DO NOT see the loan.
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- IMF spokeswoman Helga Rasmussen is
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concerned about the weak
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and indecisive fight against
corruption in Ukraine.
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According to her, if the
situation does not improve,
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then the chances of Ukraine to receive a
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loan from the IMF are rather illusory.
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- Yes.
- But tell me, Rustem,
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do you see the fight against corruption?
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- Well, of course I see.
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I even have an order for the fight against
corruption.
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- I have an order too.
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But
you and I may not have a loan.
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- Offers?
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- We must help the Motherland.
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Why are you saying such things, huh?
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Well, how did you break the chain?
What happened?
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- Yes, the fact of the matter is that
not a damn thing is happening.
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Where is the fight against corruption?
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Where is the case for the oligarchs?
Where are the runaway ministers?
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- Well, we're digging! I
told you we're digging!
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- So you're bad at digging!
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Digger. In short, yes.
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There will be no result,
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I will bury you.
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- I'll call you back.
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- Bonzys. Mikael Ashotovich.
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How are you? How is the service?
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- Did you watch football yesterday?
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- Not.
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- And they did it right.
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Cripples.
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Why do they only pay money?
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- All right, let's get down to business.
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Ask Mikael.
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- What?
- What you wanted.
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You called us.
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- Why?
- To give shown
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in our illegal activities.
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Which?
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- Privatization of a children's
port plant.
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- The price was too high.
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Other buyers were
not allowed to bid.
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- It's just chaos.
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- What about the raider seizure of Ukrspirt?
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- Squeezed out in the country
Tasty morsel.
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- No conscience at all.
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- I'm not talking about the extraction of amber.
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- This is, in general, barbarism.
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- In especially large sizes.
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- We repent.
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- You...
- We went.
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- A "you" Work.
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Work.
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- I don't need to go.
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- Yes!
- Mika.
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You want us to screw up the loans?
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Where is the fight against corruption?
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- What did you do for two hours in the SBU?
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- There was an interrogation.
We testified.
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- What are the questions?
- For what specific cases?
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- Many.
- Do you agree with the accusations?
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- Everything will be decided by the court.
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- The Government of Ukraine immediately
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reacted to the criticism of the IMF.
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The SBU summoned the oligarchs
Nemchuk, Mamatov and Roizman for questioning.
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All three received a written undertaking not to leave.
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- Vasot, can you imagine...
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- What can you imagine, I
saw everything with my own eyes.
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- I...
- Well done. Of course you. Not me.
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Handsome! All three. Good girl.
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Well, excuse me for being mad.
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Well, on the other hand, the
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pendel did good.
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When is the court?
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- Yes, a ....
- A ... Indian. Right. Don't over tighten.
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Yes, even, just in case, the airport,
railway stations - everything was redrawn.
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I know THESE people.
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- Good.
- Very good.
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Well... you have to say great!
- Fine.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- And this one is here.
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- You've seen?
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What, he came, sat down and that's it?
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At least congratulate the person.
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At least say "thank you".
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What does he say "thank you" for?
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Do you know what's going on in Greece?
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- What about in Greece?
- Greece arrested its oligarchs,
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condemned and confiscated all property!
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- Greece?
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- Yes!
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- Why did you come?
- I...
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- What did you do? You handed them a
subscription, and that's it?
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So, now
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I kiss you in the ass for this?
- No need in the ass.
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- What do you need? Go, come on, work!
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Confiscate! Everyone to court! Fast!
And all the oligarchs! What do you want?
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Why are you sitting? Shine your bald head.
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- Why are you pissed off?
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Is it my fault that
we won't get a loan?
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- Once again I will hear that
we will NOT get a loan ...
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I only find out that the Greeks
will get it before us, I will kill you all.
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- No need to yell Mr. President.
- I'm telling you, as soon as I hear
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what the Greeks are getting - I'll kill you!
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- Greeks - belly.
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Something needs to be thought, thought.
Do something.
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- must be planted. Plant them.
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Someone bigger.
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- Whom? You?
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Or me?
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- Listen, Mish, let's put your brother in jail.
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- Let's get to the point.
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- Well, I'm saying that
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this creature will land.
- Enough. We need a sacrifice.
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And large caliber.
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- Well, I think bigger than the
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Prime Minister.
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- Hey!
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Hello traits.
- And the former President is
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an option.
- Well?
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Were you waiting?
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- Did you miss the catcher and
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the beast?
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I can see in your eyes
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that you are bored.
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Why are muzzles so sour?
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Let's take a look. We cannot choose a
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single candidate.
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Exhaling, spiders. Here I am.
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So come fall into my arms.
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Here is your one
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and only, mind you, candidate.
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And why?
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And because we have one
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common mutual allergy
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to each other
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.
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So I'll be what?
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That's right, objective to all three.
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Well, in a word, who, if not me?
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- Really.
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Who if not you?
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- Right.
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Right. Here is a business conversation.
Well, let's go.
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I was there as a guest ordered.
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- Mm. Seryozha.
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I'm glad to see you.
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By the way, can you play backgammon?
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- Not.
- Not? That is OK.
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You will learn in 20 years.
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On the.
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Well well well.
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- Yura! Yura,
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something must be done, Yura.
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- Well, everything-everything-everything-everything.
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The bone is spit out.
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On the.
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Everything will be fine.
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Well? On the.
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Meet me for a walk.
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- I do not know what to say.
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You are great fellows
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in the fight against corruption, but
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now we
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can not decide
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who is more
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deserving. Get a
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loan.
- Helga, I think it's
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obvious.
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Ukraine.
- Yes!
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- Thanks a lot.
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I always knew that
our Greek colleagues
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would help Ukrainian brothers
in difficult times.
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- I haven't finished.
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So,
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Ukraine is a
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beautiful and rich country.
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- Listen, where did you see a
beautiful and rich country here?
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- You do NOT see your country
beautiful and rich? I feel sorry for you.
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But Greece is
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in a deplorable state.
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There is nothing but tourism.
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All Greece is groaning!
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- groans Greece, just
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from pleasure,
Mrs. Rasmussen.
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Can you imagine - the sea, the sun, the
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beach, millions of tourists!
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- Tons of waste!
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Air pollution levels
in Greece
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increased by 7% last year.
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- 7.
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- Not "ha-ha-ha" 7,
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but 7!
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- Yes, you have Eden, compared to Ukraine!
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In Ukraine, these garbage dumps
are
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180% full.
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- Ha. At 180.
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- not "ha", 180,
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but 180!
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- Yes, you are rich!
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You can sell
your garbage to Sweden.
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- What are we, idiots? Why
our garbage in Sweden?
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- Recycling
companies in Sweden
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buy garbage in neighboring countries.
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- I sympathize.
- Here
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. We can offer
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peace. Only olives.
284
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And fish.
285
00:11:03,389 --> 00:11:06,460
- Fish. Ukrainians heard the word "fish"
10 years ago.
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00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:09,222
I'm not talking about meat.
Ukrainians eat vegetables!
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00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:11,754
- Yes, this is a healthy nation!
288
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,929
And what about the Greeks?
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wine-meat. Cheese.
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00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,817
That's it! Over the past year,
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only one and a half million anthropoid cubs were born in Greece
.
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"Ah, so you still
have enough time and energy for sex.
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Sorry. We can't
afford it.
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We, Ukrainians, plow for 15 hours a day.
295
00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:32,238
- Yes, they are loafers.
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The Greeks plow 20 hours a day.
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- Yes, you also sleep 4 hours?
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Sorry, of course, but Ukrainians
cannot afford
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such a luxury as sleep.
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a loaf of bread.
- Gluttons.
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Greeks have long dined
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only on holidays.
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- Do you have holidays?
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00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:54,659
Happy people!
Ukrainians
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last saw fireworks
only on TV.
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00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:58,912
- Televisions? Do you have TVs?
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00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:00,952
The Greeks donated all their
televisions to the
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budget replenishment fund.
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“Look how tight-knit your nation is.
- Yes!
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United!
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And nothing.
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- We will be thinking.
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- Think.
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00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:15,333
- Hello.
- Hello.
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00:12:15,357 --> 00:12:16,930
- So what, how long will they think?
317
00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,895
- The final decision will be announced tomorrow.
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00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,028
- And according to your feelings ... yes, wait.
- What?
319
00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:23,339
- Do we have a chance?
- 50 to 50.
320
00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:25,179
Well, really,
let's go head to head, Vasya.
321
00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:28,514
It's just that this Greek is so shitty.
You don't know at what second he will
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00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,040
do another trick to you.
So, should we sit and wait?
323
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:32,284
- And what remains for us, Vasya?
324
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,789
- Well I do not know. Who is our
specialist in women?
325
00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,928
- Who?
- You. Moreover, you and Helga are familiar.
326
00:12:36,954 --> 00:12:40,021
Show her Kyiv, invite her to a restaurant.
Drink wine...
327
00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:42,040
And there, you look...
- What are you, Vasily Petrovich.
328
00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:45,426
I am the foreign minister.
And not "Drink wine, and there, you look ..."
329
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:47,952
- What does it have to do with it? I meant,
just chat in an informal
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00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,364
setting.
- Firstly, Helga will NOT go to a restaurant with me
331
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,431
. It compromises her.
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00:12:51,456 --> 00:12:53,956
Secondly, I have a good reason.
- Which?
333
00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:57,262
- I have a look.
Ksyukhin's ancestors arrived.
334
00:12:57,294 --> 00:12:58,245
- Seriously?
- Yes.
335
00:12:58,271 --> 00:12:59,420
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
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00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,318
Not oxygen! Everything that depended on
us, we did.
337
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:02,635
- Keep me updated.
- Good.
338
00:13:02,895 --> 00:13:04,643
- Oh, this is Serena.
- What?
339
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:06,885
- As soon as the
result is announced, call immediately.
340
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,604
- I understood.
341
00:13:07,778 --> 00:13:09,452
- Seryoga!
- BUT?
342
00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,690
- Well, no fluff with the ancestors.
- Pah-pah-pah.
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00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:25,325
- Antonina Sergeevna,
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Anatoly Mikhalych ...
- Mikhailovich.
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00:13:27,619 --> 00:13:30,119
I do not like this absurd habit of
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today's youth to
swallow and abbreviate words.
347
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,095
- Well, Tolechka.
348
00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:37,407
Don't be such a snob. It's just that the young
man is very worried. Yes?
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00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,246
- For acquaintance.
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00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,817
- For acquaintance.
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00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:54,492
- Good evening.
352
00:13:55,825 --> 00:13:57,976
- Sorry, for God's sake.
353
00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:00,889
I did not want. Pass the
napkin, please.
354
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,091
It got awkward.
Excuse me, Anatoly Mikhailovich.
355
00:14:04,117 --> 00:14:05,555
- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Everything is fine.
356
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,193
Anyway, the wine was disgusting.
- Dad.
357
00:14:07,218 --> 00:14:09,480
- don't bother. I'm going to get
myself in order.
358
00:14:09,506 --> 00:14:11,403
- Sun-no-no-no. Sit, sit.
I'll go and
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00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:12,842
put myself in order.
360
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:14,510
Sorry.
361
00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:17,198
- Xenia, in my opinion,
your childhood habit of
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00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:19,722
picking up shabby
cats and dragging them into the house
363
00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:21,556
has taken on a new form.
- Mom.
364
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,476
Young man, is there Chateau Margaux?
- I will clarify.
365
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:25,677
- Are you okay, honey?
366
00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:26,989
- Yes.
367
00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,206
- What's the matter?
368
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,365
Stay calm and carry on! Get a hold of yourself!
369
00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:34,571
Come on, you can.
You are beautiful.
370
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,698
Do it, fix the situation!
371
00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:43,667
- Here, a small
bottle of Chateau Margaux.
372
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,778
- I'm sorry, but
Chateau Margaux is over.
373
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,365
- Chateau Margaux finished?
374
00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:50,024
They are still asking for a loan. Rich.
375
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,595
- I am sorry. Are our
guests having problems?
376
00:14:56,881 --> 00:14:59,429
- The lady really wanted Chateau Margaux,
377
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,802
but your companion ordered the
last bottle.
378
00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:03,159
- Our companion?
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00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:05,833
Carry.
380
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,468
- Victor, please bring a
bottle of Chateau Margaux.
381
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,429
- Thank you, I'm on my own.
382
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,056
- Oh, Helga,
383
00:15:14,389 --> 00:15:16,198
IF NOT for this default in Greece,
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00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,643
maybe I wouldn't have
met you either.
385
00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:25,158
- Oh, Sergey Viktorovich.
386
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:27,246
- I can not
allow our guests
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00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,770
to be dissatisfied with something.
388
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,786
- Sergey Viktorovich, you are a magician.
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00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,317
This is my favorite wine.
390
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,658
- Ladies and gentlemen, this song
391
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,952
sounds for
charming Helga.
392
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,468
- This is my favorite music.
393
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:43,327
So our tastes are the same.
394
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:45,524
- I won't distract you.
If anything, I will be there
395
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:47,190
and always at your service.
396
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,594
I have
one more little request for you.
397
00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:52,317
Composition for a beautiful lady.
398
00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:53,405
Thanks.
399
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,032
- Sorry, for God's sake, for the delay.
400
00:15:58,111 --> 00:15:59,119
But, indeed,
401
00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:00,825
Chateau Margaux, unfortunately, is over.
402
00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:02,238
- What a pity.
- Yes.
403
00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:04,825
- Serezha, I
think you wanted to say something?
404
00:16:04,913 --> 00:16:05,921
- I? No.
405
00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:10,333
Ah, yes.
406
00:16:11,294 --> 00:16:12,302
Antonina Sergeevna,
407
00:16:13,024 --> 00:16:14,317
Anatoly Mikhailovich,
408
00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:17,063
I recently
proposed to your daughter.
409
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,381
Yes.
410
00:16:24,889 --> 00:16:26,222
Yes, so what am I talking about?
411
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,635
- About love.
412
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,246
- About love. Yes.
413
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,063
And, as
414
00:16:31,246 --> 00:16:32,579
Francois Sailor said...
- Mauriac.
415
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,841
Don't interrupt or I
'll forget what he said.
416
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:36,627
So...
417
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,086
- In general, we wanted to ask for
your blessing.
418
00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:41,405
- Yes, now to the point.
- And this composition sounds
419
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,905
for the beautiful lady of
420
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:45,627
Minister Mukhin.
421
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,008
- Excuse me, I,
literally, for a couple of minutes.
422
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,738
Bon Appetit.
423
00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:24,221
- Give me a nickel.
424
00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:38,087
- Sirtaki!
425
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,611
- Bravo.
426
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:34,905
Bravo.
- Bravo!
427
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:38,413
- Well,
428
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,651
how am I?
429
00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:42,270
She betrayed, did this ...
430
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,897
Pisistratus.
431
00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:50,373
Where are mom and dad?
432
00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:51,484
- Gone.
433
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:54,016
In English. They paid
for themselves in German,
434
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,048
cursed in Russian.
435
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,492
- Sereg.
436
00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:08,680
- What?
- Well?
437
00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:09,714
- What?
438
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,119
- Make me happy.
- How?
439
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,121
- Say that they gave us a loan.
440
00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:15,825
- Not.
441
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,468
- No, you didn't?
442
00:20:17,754 --> 00:20:20,254
- Sun, the results have NOT been announced yet.
Vasya, I told you,
443
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:21,341
I'll dial you right away.
444
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,357
- What are you freaking out about? I worry.
445
00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:25,048
- I think you're calm?
446
00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:26,381
Everyone, come on.
447
00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:27,921
- Man, a.
448
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:30,960
- Gentlemen,
449
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:32,302
sorry for the wait.
450
00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:35,041
Literally another 5 minutes
and we will announce the results.
451
00:20:36,397 --> 00:20:37,405
- A.
452
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,579
Why this intrigue?
453
00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:40,848
Why does it hurt us?
And so everything is clear.
454
00:20:42,048 --> 00:20:43,056
No more strength.
455
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:44,349
Didn't sleep at all.
456
00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:45,730
- Why so?
457
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:47,881
- Worked for the good of the Motherland.
458
00:20:48,754 --> 00:20:50,270
Yes. He didn't close his eyes.
459
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,881
And one more time in the morning.
460
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,889
- This is the end.
461
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:00,619
- What are you talking about?
462
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,286
- That our billions were crying
.
463
00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:04,429
They had everything.
- What happened?
464
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:07,016
- Meeting without ties.
What are you, little one?
465
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:13,540
- Is she with him?
466
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:14,579
Yes, and he's with her.
467
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:18,421
- God...
468
00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,859
What a nightmare. It's just a
disgrace to world diplomacy.
469
00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:23,005
- Please take him to The Hague.
470
00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:24,897
- He killed my love for Greece.
471
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,714
I adored this nation.
these are the
472
00:21:26,778 --> 00:21:29,254
descendants of great people:
Aristophanes,
473
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,533
Aristotle, Socrates...
- Enough to gundet.
474
00:21:31,651 --> 00:21:33,190
The man just did
his job, that's all.
475
00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,664
- You still say that in his
place would have done the same.
476
00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:36,838
- Ash stump!
477
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:39,871
- Mr. Minister,
can I have a minute?
478
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,063
- What?
479
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,702
- I wanted to ask your forgiveness.
480
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,190
- For what?
481
00:21:52,222 --> 00:21:54,111
- For ruining your plans.
482
00:21:54,143 --> 00:21:56,194
- Are you crazy, or what?
- Don't make a fool out of me.
483
00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:57,601
Admit that you like her.
484
00:21:57,627 --> 00:21:59,698
What do you want with her.
- What? This Swedish elf?
485
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,262
Are you out of your mind? What are
you talking about, Oksan.
486
00:22:04,103 --> 00:22:05,635
But, purely hypothetically...
487
00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:06,786
- What?
488
00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:08,587
- For a loan.
- What would you?
489
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,603
- If it wasn't for you...
- What's that?
490
00:22:10,635 --> 00:22:12,238
- That loan would be ours, that.
491
00:22:13,468 --> 00:22:15,968
There is no need to make such a face,
Oksan, you yourself taught me how to
492
00:22:16,025 --> 00:22:17,224
493
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:20,817
die for the Fatherland, it is gratifying and honorable.
Don't you dare bring Homer in here.
494
00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:21,976
Vulgar.
495
00:22:23,071 --> 00:22:24,270
- Whom?
496
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,754
- Sorry for the wait.
497
00:22:32,579 --> 00:22:33,714
Gentlemen,
498
00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:37,770
we have a long conference and...
499
00:22:38,286 --> 00:22:40,333
It was not an easy
500
00:22:40,405 --> 00:22:41,413
choice.
501
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:43,722
We decided to GIVE
502
00:22:43,841 --> 00:22:44,849
credit to Greece.
503
00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:46,913
- A.
504
00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:49,900
- I understand that this is the eighth
loan for Greece,
505
00:22:49,926 --> 00:22:50,992
and you might get the
506
00:22:51,048 --> 00:22:53,976
impression that we are
not indifferent to this country.
507
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,865
But believe me, it's
508
00:22:55,921 --> 00:22:56,960
not.
509
00:22:57,905 --> 00:22:59,857
I hope our Ukrainian
510
00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:00,905
partners
511
00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:02,373
understand us
512
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:04,192
and NOT be offended.
513
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,434
- Mom, you were right. Yes.
514
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,468
He is a walker.
515
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,976
Womanizer.
516
00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:11,738
immoral element.
517
00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:13,778
In general, in a word, Capricorn.
518
00:23:14,452 --> 00:23:15,460
Yes.
519
00:23:15,754 --> 00:23:17,532
I know you are always right.
- Scandal on a global scale.
520
00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:19,214
Unknown people posted a video on the network,
521
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,619
where IMF representative
522
00:23:20,645 --> 00:23:23,356
Helga Rasmussen and
Greek Foreign
523
00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:24,667
Minister Otas Karagounis,
524
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,746
so to speak, communicate
525
00:23:25,778 --> 00:23:27,087
unofficially.
- Mother.
526
00:23:27,294 --> 00:23:28,952
Mom, I'll call you back, Mom!
527
00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:30,658
- Or, as they joke in the comments, a
528
00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:33,612
violation of diplomatic protocol.
- Tell me, Rustem, do you have hidden cameras in all your
529
00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:35,391
hotels?
- Ha.
530
00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:37,579
- So, you have a video where I...
531
00:23:37,794 --> 00:23:39,154
- Do you want me to give you a birthday present?
532
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,706
- My birthday is coming soon.
533
00:23:41,246 --> 00:23:42,810
- But in your wife just about.
534
00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:44,532
-... is now obvious. Ukraine will receive
535
00:23:44,794 --> 00:23:46,667
15000000000 from the IMF
536
00:23:46,944 --> 00:23:48,377
.
537
00:23:48,403 --> 00:23:50,418
- You know how I feel about you, but
538
00:23:50,444 --> 00:23:52,835
maybe in six months or a
year we can help you.
539
00:23:52,861 --> 00:23:53,764
- Mr. Minister.
540
00:23:55,175 --> 00:23:56,214
- Sorry.
541
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,016
What?
542
00:23:58,444 --> 00:24:01,913
- They just showed on TV
how they made love.
543
00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:03,063
- Come on.
- Seriously.
544
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,937
- Helga!
545
00:24:12,198 --> 00:24:14,698
Thank you my beauty. Thanks.
546
00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:15,754
My God, how glad I am.
547
00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:17,897
Helga.
548
00:24:18,794 --> 00:24:20,944
Oksan, what are you doing?
549
00:24:27,452 --> 00:24:28,532
- Ah,
550
00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:29,738
- Dear Ukrainians,
551
00:24:29,857 --> 00:24:31,579
first of all, as the President of Ukraine,
552
00:24:31,698 --> 00:24:34,722
I would like to thank the
International Monetary Fund
553
00:24:34,865 --> 00:24:35,873
for their support.
554
00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:37,516
And congratulations to all of you.
555
00:24:37,786 --> 00:24:39,286
This is our common victory.
556
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:40,992
Thanks.
557
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:41,980
That's not all.
558
00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:43,579
We've only done half the job.
559
00:24:43,921 --> 00:24:45,397
And there are still many laws
560
00:24:45,437 --> 00:24:47,419
to be adopted.
561
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:50,000
But, I think that the Parliament
understands the importance of
562
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:51,087
this loan,
563
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:52,548
and there will be no problems with it.
564
00:24:52,595 --> 00:24:55,952
- Who knows, Vasily
Petrovich, who knows.
565
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,072
- That's not all.
566
00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:58,413
Now I want to
567
00:24:58,810 --> 00:24:59,817
address some
568
00:24:59,897 --> 00:25:00,905
servants of the people.
569
00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:03,349
Don't even count.
570
00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:06,004
- Well, what, gentlemen, the likeness of a grandmother.
571
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,881
Our credit with the prime minister has been decided.
572
00:25:08,389 --> 00:25:09,929
The matter is small.
573
00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:13,048
- Vasya will ban Karasyuk. get
574
00:25:13,087 --> 00:25:14,095
into a pose.
- It will.
575
00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:17,103
But in a pose that we choose.
576
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,175
He needs laws.
577
00:25:18,238 --> 00:25:19,444
- It's a pity.
578
00:25:19,635 --> 00:25:22,135
I'm missing an exciting carnage.
579
00:25:22,159 --> 00:25:23,897
I need a meeting in London for a week.
580
00:25:23,937 --> 00:25:25,770
If any questions, will be my brother.
581
00:25:25,905 --> 00:25:28,405
- And why are you in London?
- I have a trial.
582
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:29,484
- With whom?
- With you.
583
00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,452
- Listen, [ __ ] up!
584
00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:33,159
I'll give you these pennies.
585
00:25:33,214 --> 00:25:35,405
- not grandmothers the main thing. The main thing...
586
00:25:35,437 --> 00:25:36,678
fairness.
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