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You always said you'd
never leave Kansas City
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unless it was for something really big.
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Well, I just got an offer
from New York, darlin'.
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The Yankees?
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The Mets.
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Ohh.
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Yeah, I know, but I'd still
be the voice of New York.
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And you and I would finally
be the king and queen
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of a great city... of the city.
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Well, Kansas City's a great city.
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Yeah, for ribs, and that's it.
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And Memphis is better.
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Jim, we have neighbors.
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Watch your mouth.
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We've built a life for ourselves here.
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It's also small-time, is what it is.
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I'm... I'm a peacock, darlin'.
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I need to strut my stuff
out there on the world stage.
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I love you, Jim.
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And I want you to be happy.
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So...
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let's do it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- New York?
- Yeah.
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Honey, I love you. I love you.
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Mwah.
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You know, the first
time you said that to me
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was 20 years ago today.
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Is today the 9th?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, how could I have forgotten that?
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- I'm sorry.
- Aww.
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You can make it up to me later.
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Oh-kay!
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All right.
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I might need a little
nap first, but yeah, yeah.
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Oh!
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- Love you, honey.
- I love you, too!
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Supper will be on the stove!
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Thank you.
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Bob Greenwald.
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You shut your mouth, you little bitch.
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Yes, Mistress L.
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Now, I want you to grab some nitrous,
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and you get your tiny dick to my house.
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How is it still on fire after a week?!
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It's like we're in hell!
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I feel that hell would
be more impressive.
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These FEMA assholes won't let us play
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just 'cause the ground
temperature is 157.
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They wear cleats, you know!
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I'm gonna take this.
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Okay.
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Joe Buck.
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Are we "randomly call each other
during the day" friends now?
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Mm, no, not quite.
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I've got you listed as
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Golden-Voiced Homeless
Man number 2 in my phone.
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Look, the way I see it,
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Musburger's turd means
I owe you a favor now.
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I've been making some calls, and I may
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have gotten you a job in baseball.
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Oh, Joe, I would kill up to five people
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for you if you could get
me the hell outta here.
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Atlanta's thinking about
making a change at play-by-play,
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but you make them nervous.
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So, here's the deal.
You got to go down...
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You got to go down to their
AAA club in New Orleans
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and work for a while.
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Oh, my God, that's incredible.
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And tell 'em not to be nervous.
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Tell 'em I don't drink...
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hard liquor between the
hours of 6:00 and 11:00 a.m.
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What about drugs?
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Oh, no, the cocaine, that's just...
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it's like little confidence
cups of coffee during the day,
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little bumps. That's all.
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Buddy, listen.
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If you can make it no booze
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between 6:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.,
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and coke only on the weekends,
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I think I can hook this up for you.
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All right, there, mommy.
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Okay, but either way, this
calls for a celebration.
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The only catch is you
have to start immediately.
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Ahh.
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What was that?
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What was that?
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- Who do you think you are?!
- Oh, oh, I gotta go.
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Thank you, Joe Buck.
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Let me know.
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This is crap.
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Who do you think you are?!
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You think you're such a
big shot, Mr. FEMA guy!
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- All right. Okay.
- You know who you are?
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You're just the orderly that's summoned
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when America shits itself!
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All right, easy there.
Hey, Jake LaMotta, easy.
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Hey, let him go.
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Come on, Jules. My
goodness, it's not his fault.
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I know.
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It's Pennsylvania Shale's.
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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I'm playing solitaire.
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Yeah, I got addicted to the
solitaire on my office computer,
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so I come in here...
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You set fire to my field?!
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I heard about the natural phenomenon
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occurring at the
stadium. That is a shame.
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I just want to assure you that we...
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Just be real for one God damn second
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and admit that you set fire to my field
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because you want my team to go under
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for some bullshit reason!
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I would never, ever
do anything like that.
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And even if I did, I
would never admit to it
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'cause I'm assuming you're recording me.
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What?
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Come on. Slide it over.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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Spy pen, please.
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The one just pokin' on out of the bag.
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That's good.
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All right.
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Wow, are you kidding me?
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You have a record
player in your boardroom?
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Shh, shh, shh.
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It just sounds warmer.
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My God, you're so sick.
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Look, this is nothing personal, Jules.
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I genuinely like you.
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You are very, very good-looking,
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but the forces you're
facing are bigger than me.
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They're bigger than Pennsylvania Shale.
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Someday, when everything
switches over to solar panels
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in a hundred years, or,
you know, God willing, 200,
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a guy like me is gonna be having
the exact same conversation
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with someone who owns the
best place to catch the sun.
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Or maybe it'd even
sound different, like...
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like that future
language in "Cloud Atlas."
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Oh, my God, I... Have you seen?
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That movie is wild.
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What were we talking
about right before that?
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All right, asshole.
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I thought that my revenge
was gonna be satisfying,
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but I guess I'll just
have to settle
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for petty.
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What... what do we got here?
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It's something from a
naturally occurring puddle
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inside the visitor bullpen.
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No, no. Don't, please, don't!
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- Ha!
- Not the vinyl!
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Oh, my God, the smell!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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It burns! It's burning my eyes!
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Make it stop. It burns!
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What'd you decide, Jim?
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I'm torn, Joe Buck.
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I want the job, of course,
but the problem is Jules.
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I love her, and I'm terrified of her.
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Probably in equal measure.
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Look, I think I've given
you the wrong impression.
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Uh, I just wanted to do you a solid.
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I didn't volunteer to be the
guy you come to for life advice.
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You ever mad eye contact with someone
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while they stuck a finger
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farther and farther up your butt?
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And you don't know how
much more you can handle,
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but they do?
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I'm in the bathroom right now.
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Ah, just answer the question, Joe.
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I was born in Florida.
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Of course I've had a finger in my ass.
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Then you know what it's
like to be in love, Joe Buck.
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I'm hanging up now.
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Hey...
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Fucking Brockmire.
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Hey! I have great news.
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Don't tell me those bastards
agreed to accept responsibility.
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No, they kicked me off their property
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and file a restraining order against me.
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But then FEMA called and said
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that the last fire finally
went out on the field.
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So we can re-sod the grass
and play our last game.
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Are you ready?
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I mean, I got nowhere else to be.
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So, we have to do
what to pay off your loan?
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I have to sell a week's worth
of concessions is one game,
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and we have to win to stay above .500.
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Forgive my negativity,
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but you're not gonna
sell that much in one day.
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Nobody's gonna eat 15 hot dogs.
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They might drink 15 beers.
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You know, we never did better business
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than when we forfeited the Butler game
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and everybody just stayed and drank.
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All right, so we get the entire stadium
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to get as drunk as humanly possible.
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I love that plan.
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♪ Swing the bat, hit the ball ♪
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- ♪ Knock it right over the wall ♪
- Ahh.
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♪ It's time to play a baseball game ♪
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♪ Step right to the
plate and take your aim ♪
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♪ See the home team score the winning run ♪
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Okay, so, I posted about
you doing a live podcast
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on your Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook.
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Maybe we could also
live stream it, right?
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Maybe one of those, uh, PayPal
donate buttons generate some,
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uh... What do you call it?
Some crowdsource money, huh?
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Yeah. That's a... a great idea.
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What can I say?
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I learned from the best, didn't I?
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All right, here we go.
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♪ Let's play a baseball game ♪
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to Morristown Stadium.
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We have got a heck of a ballgame
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planned for you here this afternoon.
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Now, in order to keep
the Frackers right here
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in Morristown where they belong,
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we have decided to hold
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a stadium-wide drinkin' contest.
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That's right, a stadium-wide
drinkin' contest.
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The rules of this game are simple.
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After every inning, drink a beer.
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After every run scored, drink a beer.
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Heck, after ever
strikeout, drink a beer.
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Oh, if the guy sittin'
next to you drinks a beer,
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you got to drink a beer.
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And drink a beer every time
you hear me say the magic words,
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"Hey, everybody, drink a beer!"
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So, good luck to us and
good luck to our Frackers.
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Are you gonna die?
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Probably not.
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But, hey, if somethin'
should happen, Charles,
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I just... I want to thank
you for all your assistance
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and your companionship. You just...
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believe it or not,
you're the best friend
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I have on this earth.
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That seemed to terrify you. Why is that?
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Well, it's 'cause...
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I could say the same thing about you.
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I really need to get my shit together.
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Oh, welcome to the
club, my young friend.
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Welcome to the club. I'll drink to that.
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To gettin' shit together.
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22 beers for the price of 21, guys.
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Hi again. Whoo-hoo!
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Yep, okay. Good on you.
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More beer... we need more beer!
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Yoshi workin' on an 0-2
count to the leadoff batter.
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Oh, I haven't seen gas
like that from Yoshi
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since he played for the Yankees.
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That is the first strikeout
of the game, folks,
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and that means that we
are drinkin' a beer!
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Everybody drink a beer.
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Cheers!
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You know what?
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Folks, everybody burp with me.
261
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,350
Everybody, one, two, three...
262
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,720
I don't care if they puke.
263
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,820
Just keep selling beer!
264
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,990
Whoo! Move it!
265
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,490
Next.
266
00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,560
That do?
267
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,400
Here is your change.
268
00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,270
Ah-haha!
269
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,740
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
270
00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:09,570
Move y'all big ass! Ha ha ha!
271
00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,670
Little pop-up to
the third-base side.
272
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,710
Uribe giving chase. Does he have room?
273
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,480
He does!
274
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,350
That'll end the third,
275
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:22,250
and that means that we are
drinkin' a beer, Morristown!
276
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,760
Everybody drink a beer!
277
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:27,020
Ha! Salute.
278
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,360
No sipping, everybody.
Chugging only. Come on.
279
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,670
Yeah, Pedro!
280
00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,640
All right,
bot... bottom of the fifth.
281
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,540
Oh, here he comes.
282
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,170
Folks, if you are feeling the
breeze out there in left field,
283
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,320
that is coming from
the bat of John Elton,
284
00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:53,750
who has struck out
swingin' three times today.
285
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,520
Hey! Shut up!
286
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,050
Hey, you shut up.
287
00:11:57,090 --> 00:12:00,760
Just... just concentrate
on the ball for once.
288
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:07,460
Oh! Somebody just set
that vacuum on blow!
289
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,970
Home run for John Elton!
290
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,570
That just made the score 1-0.
291
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,640
My goodness!
292
00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:16,840
That means that we are drinkin' a beer!
293
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,310
Drink a beer, everybody.
294
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,010
Mmm!
295
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:26,500
That is the unlikeliest
beer I have ever drunk.
296
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,460
Home run for John Elton.
297
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,750
Oh! Well, that's for you, too, son.
298
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:33,420
That's for you. Congratulations.
299
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,520
Mm!
300
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,890
All right, now, it's time for
the seventh-inning stretch.
301
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,130
Or you... you can just stay sitting
302
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,810
if standing is too hard for you.
303
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,040
Whoo!
304
00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:52,780
Anyway, mm, mm, mm.
305
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,780
Ohh.
306
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,380
Mwah!
307
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,920
Hey, everybody. Hey, Morristown.
308
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,890
Why do men do that at the urinal?
309
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,420
Why do they lean their
head on the... on the wall?
310
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:08,520
What's up with that?
311
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,030
- Anyway...
- Keep 'em comin'!
312
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:15,000
Guys, not throwing it, please.
313
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,940
Oh, this microphone
feels cool on my head.
314
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,010
Everybody...
315
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,710
Ooh, hoo, everybody's feelin' it now.
316
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,750
I know that I am.
317
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,420
Whoa.
318
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,980
M-Morristown, um...
319
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,590
Jim, we did it!
320
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,050
We did it!
321
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,620
We made more than enough
to pay off the loan.
322
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,830
- You can stop drinking.
- Oh, that's so good.
323
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,760
That's so good!
324
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,530
Oh, my God!
325
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,430
What are you doing? Stop!
326
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,670
I'm celebratin'. Come
on, you got to celebrate.
327
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,100
We'll still have to win the game.
328
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,440
Uh, wha...
329
00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:57,970
We're not winnin'? Come
on. What's the score?
330
00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,840
Pfft!
331
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,450
I'm drunk.
332
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,110
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
333
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,450
God damn it, I'm drunk.
334
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,450
Jim, we're up by a run,
335
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,190
but the bases are loaded with no outs
336
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,650
in the top of the ninth.
337
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,490
- Oh, that is not good.
- No.
338
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,840
- So I am drinking a beer.
- Don't...
339
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,990
- No, no, no, stop, stop.
- Stop, please.
340
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:20,960
Jules, when'd you get here?
341
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,600
Hey, how we doin'... doin' on money?
342
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,130
Oh, dear God.
343
00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:26,800
I gotta pee. Oh, my...
344
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,870
Ah, pfft!
345
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,390
Come on.
346
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,690
Ah!
347
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,650
Oh, shit.
348
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:41,060
He finally snapped.
349
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,700
Time-out.
350
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,130
Time, time, time.
351
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,470
Announcer's time.
352
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,730
Bring it in.
353
00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:52,470
Frackers.
354
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,200
Come on, bring it in, move it!
355
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,740
Whoo. All right.
356
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,470
How you doin', Yoshi?
357
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,540
All right, good. Yo, hustle it up.
358
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,750
Good hustle, good hustle.
359
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,550
Ohh.
360
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:08,520
You guys are great. You, I love. Mwah!
361
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,450
Mwah!
362
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,060
Oh! You sweaty.
363
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,560
Why is Brockmire sobbing,
telling us that he loves us?
364
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,060
Because I do love you!
365
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,830
Because you guys, you play the game...
366
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,270
Wait.
367
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,070
... that you all fell
in love with as kids.
368
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,540
And that's... it's beautiful.
369
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,300
That's beautiful.
370
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:29,540
It's beautiful, right?
371
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,710
Yeah, we'll just all gently agree
372
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,380
with whatever he says, okay?
373
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,650
Hey, look. It's your pal, Charles.
374
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,180
- Charles.
- Charles.
375
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,320
- What are you...
- Go get him.
376
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,450
Life is hard for you
'cause you're black.
377
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,820
- Oh.
- And that's... that's insane.
378
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,590
- It's crazy, man.
- Come on.
379
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,790
It's wrong. Let's go.
380
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,460
What year is it?
381
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,860
It's... it's... it's the
current year that... that it is?
382
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,400
- Absolutely.
- That's not right.
383
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,630
That's right, come on.
384
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,730
Wait, I forgot to tell them one thing.
385
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,800
- No, no, it's fine.
- No.
386
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,800
They'll be fine. They'll be fine.
387
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,970
- They'll be fine without it.
- All right, easy.
388
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,640
Yoshi's running on fumes,
so somebody has to step up.
389
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,470
Come on, guys, I signed you all
390
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,480
'cause I saw that you all had something.
391
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,240
Or had something left.
392
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,510
Danny, I watched you turn
a gorgeous double play
393
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,210
at a juco in upstate New York.
394
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,320
Uribe, a scout sent me
a link to your highlights
395
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,150
in the Venezuelan league.
396
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,820
I tracked you down that night.
397
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,490
And, John Elton... John Elton.
398
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,160
Honestly, that was a mistake.
399
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,790
I asked an agent for Juan
Eltun, and he misheard me.
400
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:24,860
But...
401
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,160
Actually explains a lot.
402
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,800
But you just hit the go-ahead home run.
403
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,270
- Yeah.
- Yeah. -Yeah.
404
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,730
If he can do that,
405
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,140
just imagine what the
rest of you are capable of.
406
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,370
- Yes!
- All right.
407
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:38,170
I know this wasn't
your dream to be here,
408
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,380
but it is mine.
409
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,780
So please, someone get out
there and make a God damn play!
410
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,520
- Let's go!
- Uno, dos, tres...
411
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,920
Frackers!
412
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,650
For you, Miss Jules! For you!
413
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,750
Where'd you get that?
414
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:53,260
I don't know.
415
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,260
I just looked down, and there it was.
416
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,860
Tell you what... I feel naked,
417
00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:00,870
uh, watching the game without
a microphone in my hand.
418
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,170
How's this?
419
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,470
Where'd you get that?
420
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,770
I don't know.
421
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,900
I just looked down, and it was there.
422
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:10,870
- You're a prodigy. God damn you, prodigy.
- Thank you.
423
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,640
All right, hey.
424
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,780
Drunken idiots of Morristown...
425
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,210
Yeah, hello.
426
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,480
Turn your attention to the field.
427
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,550
You will see the greatest victory
428
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,850
in the history of Morristown right now.
429
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,620
Come on, Frackers!
430
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,590
From your lips to
Willie Stargell's ears.
431
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:32,260
Come on now, Frackers!
Come on, cheer 'em.
432
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,230
- Go, let's go!
- Oh, Yoshi.
433
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,470
You got this, mang.
434
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,900
Joo got this.
435
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,770
Go, Yoshi.
436
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,370
Come on, Yoshi!
437
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,660
Oh, nice grab by Uribe.
438
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,690
Round the horn.
439
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:19,810
Out!
440
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,280
Triple play! Triple play!
441
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,650
Whoo!
442
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,290
Yeah!
443
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,690
We did it!
444
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,030
I never seen it!
445
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,530
I never seen a triple
play to win a game!
446
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,500
Baseball lives in Morristown!
447
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,990
Whoo!
448
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,890
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
449
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,720
Yeah, baby!
450
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,800
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
451
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:19,400
Oh, my God! Yeah!
452
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,450
Well, good morning, sunshine.
453
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,650
Hey.
454
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,870
Uh...
455
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,210
I'm sorry.
456
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,700
Atlanta wants to audition
me to be their new announcer.
457
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:54,040
They want me to finish off
the season at AAA New Orleans.
458
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:57,640
Look, you know
459
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,010
that if I have a path to The Show,
460
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,880
I just... I have to take it.
461
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,140
I know.
462
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,510
Jules, come with me.
463
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:12,090
You know I can't.
464
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,660
I'm not going to abandon my team.
465
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,730
Why not?
466
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,700
God, you have this fantasy
that if you save the team,
467
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:20,860
you're gonna save the town.
468
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,700
But you're plugging a dam
with a dozen other leaks in it.
469
00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:26,470
How do you think this place
got to be the way it is?
470
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,340
Anytime anybody made
anything, then they just left.
471
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,440
If you really wanted me to come,
472
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,080
you wouldn't have packed
your bags before you asked.
473
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,810
Oh, screw the... hey.
Screw the bags, okay?
474
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,950
- I want you with me. I love you.
- No!
475
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,380
You don't get to say that while
you're walking out the door.
476
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,850
Ah, see? This is why I did
not want to get involved, okay?
477
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,560
- I didn't want get...
- Trapped?
478
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:47,960
I wasn't gonna say "trapped," all right?
479
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:49,660
I was gonna use a different
word than "trapped."
480
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,860
A-a nicer word.
481
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,430
Uh, enmeshed.
482
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,670
I've never trapped a man in my life.
483
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,970
You want to leave? Leave.
484
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,520
Wha...
485
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,710
I don't wanna leave. I
have to leave, Jules.
486
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:06,410
I...
487
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,680
Yeah, I know, sure.
488
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,520
Take care of yourself.
489
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,030
Wait.
490
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,000
About a year from now,
491
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,200
you're gonna realize the
colossal mistake you just made.
492
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,870
You're gonna come crawling back.
493
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,470
You're gonna want to fix it.
494
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,010
You're gonna try to sweet-talk me.
495
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,810
Let me save you the time
and tell you right now.
496
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,040
Go fuck yourself.
497
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,540
You're dead to me.
498
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,550
Now you can go.
499
00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:54,450
Can I just... can I grab my bag?
500
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,460
Leave!
501
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,700
- Please?
- Now!
502
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,720
Where's your luggage?
503
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:26,690
I am going to get drunk and pass out.
504
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,930
Wake me when we get to Louisiana.
505
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,800
Sure thing.
506
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,810
So, this, uh... this apartment
you're getting in New Orleans,
507
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,250
I'm assuming it's a two-bedroom
508
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,750
'cause I don't know if I
can handle a Bert and Ernie,
509
00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:52,650
twin-bed situation.
510
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,750
I actually understood that reference.
511
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:59,860
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