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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,515 Nice playing, Will. 2 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,158 Thanks. 3 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,157 How you getting up there? 4 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,993 - Going by bus. - How long's that? 5 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,470 It's... five, six hours. 6 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,189 - How about some food? - No, I'm good. I'll see you. 7 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,676 - One to Knight's Ridge. - One-way or round trip? 8 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,753 - One-way. How much is that? - $48. 9 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,276 There you go. 10 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,511 OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right. Have a good trip. 11 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,112 That's it. 12 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,349 Oh, shit. 13 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,598 - Hey. - Hey. 14 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,070 - Here you go. - Thanks. 15 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,758 No 'buca. What's the matter? No Sambuca this time? 16 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:26,879 - It's five in the morning, Kev. - Is that too late or too early? 17 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,518 You guys done for the night? 18 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,556 - Yeah. - Big storm. 19 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,875 - I didn't have any styrofoam. - That's OK. I'll bring 'em back. 20 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,551 - OK. - OK. 21 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,438 - Bye, Kev. - Yeah. 22 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,431 - I'll see you. - Bye. 23 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,111 - What? - The styrofoam thing creases me. 24 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,873 - What are you talking about? - First storm, 25 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,431 you'd think she'd get some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99. 26 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,752 - I'll return the mugs this time. - Shut your fucking hole. 27 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,638 - The chick's married, Tommy. - No shit. 28 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,549 - She's not home. - Where is she? 29 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,518 - Banging that guy. - Buddy, she's sleeping. 30 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,670 I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy. 31 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,433 - Bad bet. - Bad bet? Why? 32 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,512 Either way, you lose. If you win, she's bangin' him. 33 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,876 If you lose, you lose 20 bucks. Not a smart bet. 34 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,475 - I can't believe her. - You really think she is? 35 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,596 - I know. - The meat cutter? 36 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,353 Yes. The fucking meat cutter. 37 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,670 What future can she have? He cuts meat! 38 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,150 - You plough snow. - At least meat you can eat. 39 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,793 - Why is he here? - He's an employee. 40 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,309 All right. I'm outta here. I'll see you at home. 41 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,868 - Don't go by Jan's. - I'm not. 42 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,632 - Hey. - You sand my lots? 43 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:56,748 - Yeah. Don't go by there. - I'm not. Just get my lots. 44 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,989 - He's going by there. - Without a doubt. 45 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,877 - Do I got anything in my 'stache? - You're clean. 46 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,834 Willie! 47 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,674 - Willie! - Hey, Mo! 48 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,389 - How you doing, man? - All right. Good to see you. 49 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,678 - Good to be back? - I've been back four minutes. 50 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:25,153 - You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr? - Wow, Mo, they're... 51 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,559 cute. 52 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:31,511 - Yeah. You still seeing that chick? - What do you mean by seeing? 53 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,591 - You're not engaged? - No. 54 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,830 Well, it's been... what, a year? 55 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,878 11 months, living together for six. 56 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,198 - She hasn't put pressure on you? - Depends what you mean by pressure. 57 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,071 Hey, kids. 58 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,357 - Hey, you psyched for the reunion? - Oh, yeah. 59 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,353 - It's great to be back. - The gang back together. 60 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,398 - Everybody's coming? - Oh, yeah, everybody. 61 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,160 I can't wait to show you the house. 62 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,118 Come over for brunch. Sarah'll make her waffles. 63 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,273 - Great. Thanks for the ride. - No problem. You OK with this? 64 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,032 Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine. 65 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,430 I'm glad you're home, man. 66 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,273 - All right, see you. - See you soon. 67 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,271 - See you, kids. - Bye! 68 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:45,273 - Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream? - Me! 69 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,875 Hello, Dad. 70 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:27,470 - When did you get in? - Just now. Mo picked me up. 71 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:33,708 - Got a lot of bags. Staying long? - I don't know. 72 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:45,475 There's golf on TV. Would you like to watch some golf? 73 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,192 Sure. 74 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:57,479 Why don't you put your bags upstairs and come down and watch some golf? 75 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,312 Yeah. Yeah. 76 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,599 Hey! 77 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,716 Oh, man! 78 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,988 - You just getting up? - Oh, yeah, man. 79 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,470 - Wild night. I got wrecked. - Yeah? 80 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:55,670 - You gonna be home long? - I don't know. We'll see. 81 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,990 - You see Dad? - Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf. 82 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,354 - You missed a hell of a storm. - Yeah. 83 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:13,155 Hey, when did the Ryans move out? 84 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,357 Ryans? I don't know. Last year. 85 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,351 Who moved in? 86 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,033 I don't know. 87 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,635 - They got a kid? - Do they? I don't know. 88 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,188 Yeah, I think so. They got a kid. 89 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,430 Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man. 90 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,233 - Hey! Willie C! What's up? - Paulie. 91 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,278 - You remember Elle MacPherson? - How you doin'? 92 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,078 Jan's banging some meat cutter. 93 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,233 - It started a month ago. - I heard you got the ultimatum. 94 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,312 Fuck that. What right does she have to do that? 95 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,359 - You've been going out seven years. - So what's the big deal? 96 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,876 - How old is Jan? - Don't start with me... 97 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,430 - She's 27. - 27. Maybe she wants to have kids. 98 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,195 So what? I wanna have kids, too, but what's the rush? 99 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,477 Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid and she's 45. 100 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,836 - So who's this guy? - Victor the meat cutter. 101 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,833 You ready to puke? This guy's 40, divorced and has three kids. 102 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,832 So there's no way she's getting sperm from him. 103 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,956 Exactly. I knew you'd understand. 104 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,157 You wanna know what really creases me? Jan's a vegetarian. 105 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,674 - Right. - You see the hypocrisy? 106 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,558 Jan's a vegetarian. He's a meat cutter. 107 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,709 Oh, wow! 108 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,758 How can she live with a man who stinks of brisket? 109 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,957 Show time is 12:30 here on Sports Central. 110 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,270 - You're saying six...? - Six speakers. 111 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,113 - Hey, look who's here. - Hey! What's up? 112 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,794 - Hey! - It's Sharon. She's sleeping. 113 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,235 Listen, I'll see you in a minute. 114 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,197 All right. 115 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,392 - Hey. - Yeah? 116 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,597 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 117 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,834 Jesus. 118 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,309 You still seeing that chick? The lawyer? 119 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,392 - Tracy, yeah. - Tracy? What's goin' on? 120 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,118 - She's great. - And? 121 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,952 - What? - What's the deal? 122 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,636 - We're going through this stage... - They're all sisters. Trust me. 123 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,915 It's one big conspiracy. Leave it alone. 124 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,197 - You been playing piano? - Yeah. Nothing steady. 125 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,635 - Good money? - How they doing? 126 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,439 All he ever thinks about is Darian Smalls. 127 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,876 - Come on! Still? - Nothing changes around here, Will. 128 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,157 Every time Sharon sees Birdy thinking about Darian, 129 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,152 it's another pound when she looks in the mirror. 130 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,593 Have you seen her? 131 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,798 She's like one of those kids Sally Struthers feeds paste to. 132 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,791 - We need models. - What? 133 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:15,237 They're beautiful, rich, you don't have to spend much time with them. 134 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,709 Fuckers that date models, they got it made. 135 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,031 My next girlfriend's gonna be a six-foot-tall model. 136 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,314 Definitely. 137 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,955 A big one. 138 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,270 - Models. - I like those chicks. 139 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,951 Don't shovel much, do you? 140 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,799 - What makes you say that? - Your technique, it's sloppy. 141 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:56,510 - You live in a city or warm climate. - City. 142 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,952 You grew up here? 143 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,399 Yeah. Yeah. 144 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,438 - Don't visit much? - Nope. 145 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,951 - Mom dead? - You a cop? 146 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,432 No. 147 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,675 Yeah, my mother's dead. 148 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,033 I knew it. Your dad's kind of a sad guy. 149 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,511 Your brother is kind of missing that thing that having a mom gives you. 150 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,511 It's a lonely house you got. 151 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,673 What's your name? 152 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,915 - Marty. - As in Martha? 153 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,993 As in Marty, named for a grandfather I never even knew - Martin. 154 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,516 So now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty. 155 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,670 It is the bane of my existence. 156 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,959 - How old are you? - 13, but I'm an old soul. 157 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,435 So why did you come back? 158 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,317 Well... 159 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,870 My high school reunion. 160 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,916 - Heavy. - Yeah. 161 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,118 - So what's your name? - Willie. 162 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,998 Willie, I like your 'burns. 163 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,749 Thanks. 164 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:23,197 - You're kinda cool. - How do you mean? 165 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,840 I don't know. It's just a call. You don't think you are? 166 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,069 I... 167 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,634 I, um... 168 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,350 No, I... I think I am. 169 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,629 You are... I think. 170 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,473 - Yeah? - Maybe not. 171 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,117 I'm gonna go. 172 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,873 Yeah, I'll see you around... 173 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,632 Marty. 174 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,356 Are you Victor? Excuse me, is your name Victor? 175 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,396 See who's here? 176 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,755 - Shit. - Are you Victor? 177 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,956 I'm looking for Victor the meat cutter. 178 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,430 I hit a cow and he could slice me some steaks. 179 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,069 - It's a waste to let it rot. - You're not funny. 180 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,515 I'm serious, Jan. 181 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:23,515 I don't appreciate you burying my driveway like some obsessed lunatic. 182 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,830 - OK. That's fair. - What do you want? 183 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,354 - I wanna give you this. - What is that? 184 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,590 - It's a rump roast. Come on. - Paul... 185 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,716 Come on. At least open it. 186 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:41,430 - I really don't think I should. - Do you believe this? 187 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,835 See what a man has to go through for love? 188 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,712 It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely. 189 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,552 - It's brown. - Champagne. It's the newest thing. 190 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,868 It's not brown. 191 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,430 - Champagne? It's beautiful. - Thank you. 192 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,431 - So what are you doing? - I can't take it. 193 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,953 - Why not? - I can't. 194 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,678 - Marry me, Jan. - No. 195 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,232 - "No"? Just like that, "no"? - No. 196 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,668 - Jesus Christ, Jan! - You're so selfish. 197 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,593 Selfish? Let me explain something. 198 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:27,754 What's in this box constitutes 30 driveways. Selfish? I think not. 199 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,434 We're taking some time. This screws everything up. 200 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,069 - Paul. What are you doing? - Chip, cut me some slack. 201 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,913 - You're making a spectacle. - It's her fault. 202 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,560 Jan? Outside. 203 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,595 - Look, take this ring. - I got customers, Paul. 204 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,398 - Jan. - Paul. 205 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,913 Take the fucking ring! 206 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,878 - That's romantic! - You sucked the romance out. 207 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,554 This is the desperate act of a desperate man. 208 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,916 Only when faced with losing me do you decide to do this. 209 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,391 So? I didn't like the alternative. That's how one comes to a decision. 210 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,155 Wrong. One comes to a decision based on what one wants, 211 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,276 not what one doesn't want, got it? 212 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,510 I got customers. 213 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,590 So how's everything at home? 214 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,831 It's all right. It's a little weird. 215 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,356 Dad's parked in front of the TV all the time 216 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,228 and my mom's clothes are still hanging in the closet. 217 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:42,077 - So what did you do Christmas? - The tiki lounge gets real busy. 218 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,119 - Come on. What did you do? - Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy. 219 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,156 - Met her parents. - Was it good? 220 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,390 - It was all right. - Right. 221 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,994 How's Sharon? 222 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,351 Sharon? She's OK, you know? 223 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,671 Well, she's actually not that good, you know... 224 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,878 What about the other thing, the other situation? 225 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,235 Oh, Darian? It's over. 226 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,757 - It's over? - I mean it's practically over. 227 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,637 Wait, it's "practically" over? 228 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,429 Well, I mean it's... practically over. It's over. 229 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,991 Listen, how come you never came down that weekend? I had the whole thing. 230 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,915 You know, I got busy and... I had to stick around, but... 231 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,798 What about spring? I'll come see you this spring. 232 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,553 Now I know what I'm doing this spring. 233 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,838 Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened The Johnson Inn. 234 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,275 You wanna go by, maybe, 235 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,432 - grab a beer or something? - Yeah. Great. 236 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,439 - Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that? - Hey, Stinky! 237 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,238 Hey, Willie! 238 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:12,472 Hey, watch the Stinky stuff. I'm a proprietor now. 239 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,438 - Sorry, Stinky. Nice job! - Yeah, huh? 240 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,957 We got a new bar, little fireplace, menu, apps. 241 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,352 - Apps? - Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps. 242 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,829 He's the proprietor. He's got the lingo down. 243 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,319 Willie! Willie C! 244 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,918 - What's up? - What's up? 245 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,514 You all right? 246 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,591 Scoot over. 247 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,911 - What's got him creased? - This. 248 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,389 - What is it? - It's a diamond. 249 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,351 - Fuckin' thing's brown. - It's champagne, the newest thing. 250 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,590 - What? - It's a trend. 251 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,717 - Frank, two beers. - You're so uncultured. 252 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,870 Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul. 253 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,351 I heard about this. They're trying to create a new market. 254 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,230 Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it "piss" but weren't moving any units. 255 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,151 - What's with you? - What? 256 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,915 - How much did you pay? - What difference does it make? 257 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,468 What difference? Diamonds are colourless. 258 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,758 You buy a coloured diamond for a girl you're not even seeing. 259 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,877 - You been eating retard sandwiches. - I don't need your shit. 260 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,476 - I think you do. - Fuck you, Mr High Horse. 261 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,915 You're like a human Geraldo episode. 262 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,355 - What does that mean? - Guys... 263 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,115 You got one broad destroying her marriage, one destroying her stomach. 264 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,033 - You just watch hockey. - Don't push it. 265 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,669 What are you gonna do? Beat me up after class? 266 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,638 This ain't high school any more. The legend's dead. 267 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,439 - The legend can still fuck you up. - Bullshit! 268 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,431 - Paul... - Butt out, Conway. 269 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,512 Don't waltz in here with your big city bullshit. 270 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,192 - Fucking loser. - Faggot. 271 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,872 - Prick. - Asshole. 272 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,396 Free apps! I got free apps. 273 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,393 What? 274 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,309 Hey! 275 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,593 Willie boy. 276 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,716 - What are you doin'? - Hanging out. 277 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:27,158 I like to mash snow, it gives me a sense of self-satisfaction. 278 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,790 - You got a girlfriend? - Why do you ask? 279 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,469 I don't know. You're a dude in flux. 280 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,473 You've come back to the house of loneliness and tears, 281 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,793 to daddy downer and brother bummer, to come to some decision about life. 282 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,155 A life decision, if you will. 283 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,710 You fancy yourself a perceptive little thing, don't you? 284 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,588 I don't know about "little". I'm the tallest girl in my class. 285 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,636 I may grow to be 5' 10". 286 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,796 I'll be hot. 287 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,273 Well... 288 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:10,717 Am I right? Life decision? You got the full-on Hamlet thing going? 289 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,917 Hamlet? Danish prince, couldn't make decisions. 290 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,274 Yeah, I know Hamlet. 291 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,239 So, about that girlfriend? 292 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,591 Yeah. Yeah, there is one. 293 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,515 - She want to get married? - I think so. 294 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,556 - You don't? - I'm not sure. 295 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,872 - Is she fat? - No! She's quite nice actually. 296 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:40,431 - So why don't you marry her? - I knew I came for a reason! 297 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,351 Thank you. 298 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,194 - That's OK. Tease the little kid. - See you around. 299 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,357 See ya. 300 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,999 Sharon? 301 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,799 Sharon? What? 302 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:08,034 It would be nice if when we were making love, you'd be thinking of me. 303 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,351 - Huh? - She's not gonna leave him, Tommy. 304 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,512 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her in months. 305 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,511 I am not stupid. 306 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,395 So you wanna end this? 307 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,029 That'd be convenient. Save you the guilt? I end it? 308 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,035 Let me ask you something. What do I do? 309 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,954 The best years of your life were high school, 310 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,397 when you were the king of the hill and Darian was your girlfriend. 311 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,597 You want all that back. I can't give that to you. 312 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,435 How do I compete with a life that is impossible for you to have again? 313 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,639 You're gonna have to break up with him now. 314 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,952 Getting over him, that's the hard part. I know. Believe me, I know. 315 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,470 She's right. At first, you'll have these visions 316 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:12,237 of you alone, 57, 58, walking around, your hair in a bun - 317 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,232 maybe you're a librarian - heating up soup for one 318 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,993 and worrying about the cobwebs in your womb. 319 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,198 - Gina. - The visions fade, that's my point. 320 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,078 You will get over him in about two years. 321 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,551 You'll be 29. It'd be better if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26, 322 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,596 but we don't choose these things. 323 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,593 - They choose us. - Exactly. So, 29. 324 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,319 - That's not exactly ancient. - Not exactly 30. 325 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,789 - Which is good. - Which is very good. 326 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,272 Look, I know what you're saying and I know how bad it looks, 327 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:54,869 but nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us. 328 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,791 I love him. 329 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,953 OK. No, that's fair. 330 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,916 So how is it? 331 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:11,751 - Lately, it's not so good. - The man can't commit. 332 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,193 The man can't commit. 333 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,113 Why is it when a relationship doesn't work out, 334 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,590 we say it's cos they can't commit? 335 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,593 - Shouldn't I take some of the blame? - No. That is grief talking. 336 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,309 - No way is that Sharon. - It's a little grief-stricken girl 337 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,436 who looks a lot like Sharon. 338 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,988 I'm still not sure they're broken up. 339 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,913 You're broken up, right? 340 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,428 I don't know. It's Tommy's birthday next week. 341 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,909 It's on Saturday. I mean... 342 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,390 Maybe if I threw him a party with all his friends 343 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,597 and we just had a nice time, just relaxed... 344 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,150 Would you guys help me organise it? 345 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,033 Would you, please? 346 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,279 One more. 347 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,194 One more. 348 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,870 Michael and my father, they both fall off the boat, right into the lake. 349 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,475 - It was classic. - He got the picture, though. 350 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,357 It's good. 351 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,389 - So you been working much? - A few nights, you know. 352 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,995 But I'm actually toying with the idea of becoming a citizen. 353 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,196 Oh, what do you mean? 354 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:59,469 Well, I got offered this sales job. It's got a pretty good base salary, 355 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,509 plus commission and... I don't know. They'll let me know. 356 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,353 - That sounds great. - Yeah, it could be. 357 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,919 Yeah. 358 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,436 You... I'm gonna go get the video. 359 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,638 - Of this? See him fall in... Yeah. - You're gonna love it. 360 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,159 What? 361 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,952 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 362 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,632 - That's bogus. - Why? 363 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,474 Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano. 364 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,473 Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening. 365 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,632 I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future. 366 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,553 You would be the worst salesman ever, OK? 367 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,349 I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman. 368 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,477 Well, thanks for the vote of confidence. 369 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,438 What the hell do you know about office equipment? 370 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,195 What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine. 371 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,230 - Dad! - Sarah? 372 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:10,231 See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean? 373 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:15,872 They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years. 374 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,032 Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation. 375 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:24,069 What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night. 376 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,676 Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point? 377 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,829 Yes, Tom. 378 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,719 If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete 379 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,314 and Rizzo and Sammy Bean. 380 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,114 Cool. 381 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,918 Cool? 382 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,471 Holy shit! 383 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,673 - Hi, Frank. - Hey! 384 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,519 Oh, it's good to see you. 385 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,353 - What is that? - That is unbelievable. 386 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,433 - Stink, who's the vixen? - It's my cousin from Chicago. 387 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,069 - No way. - No way does she share your blood. 388 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,551 Yes, she does, and she is not only hot, she is also completely cool. 389 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,757 - Unbelievable. - Does she have a boyfriend? 390 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,992 What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend. 391 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,919 I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley. 392 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,436 - Stanley? - Hey, you. 393 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,471 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 394 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,030 I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here. 395 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,110 Oh, man, this should be fun. 396 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,118 Andera, this is Tommy... 397 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,236 - Kev... - Hi. 398 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,436 - Paul... - Hi. 399 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,750 - Willie. - Guys... 400 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,592 - Hey, Stink. - I'm sorry. And Mo. 401 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,433 - Hi, Mo. - Hi. 402 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,795 Guys, Andera. 403 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,192 Hi. 404 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,919 I'll be here if you need me. 405 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,992 So what part of Chicago you from? 406 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:08,359 - Do you know Chicago? - Yeah... I know Soldier's Field. 407 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,635 That's a football field. 408 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,359 - She said it. - So what do you do? 409 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:19,998 - I'm in advertising. - Advertising! That's great. 410 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,390 - What do you guys do? - What do we do? 411 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,076 - Well, Paul and I have... ...a business. 412 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,196 - Construction... - Painting... 413 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,670 - Kevin works for me. - I work with him. 414 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,036 - Mo works in a textile plant. - I'm plant manager. 415 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,076 And Willie here's a musician. 416 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,836 - What do you play? - Piano. 417 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,309 - Would you play something? - No, no... 418 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,914 - Hey, Will, play something. - No... 419 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,479 Come on. 420 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,233 - Come on. You never play any more. - I know. 421 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,276 - He's good. - I need a shot. 422 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,069 - Do you guys want to do a shot? - Shots? We love shots. 423 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:03,518 - Er, woo-woos, melon balls? - Chicks like num-nums. 424 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,832 - Whiskey. - Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is. 425 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,876 - Stan, six shorts. - Who's Stan? 426 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,110 You got it. 427 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,270 Thank you. 428 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,759 Gotcha. 429 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,353 Irish. 430 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,748 So, Willie, you gonna play something or what? 431 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,470 All right. All right. 432 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,913 All right. 433 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,109 Hey, buddy. 434 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,397 Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that. 435 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,914 Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy. 436 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,595 Stinky's cousin. He's related! 437 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,474 What's this song? 438 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,391 You don't know this? 439 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,753 Take it, buddy. 440 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,396 I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane. 441 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:44,429 You know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue. 442 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,795 Yes. Let me explain something to you. 443 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,155 Girls with big tits have big asses. 444 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,755 Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes. 445 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,956 God doesn't fuck around. He's fair. 446 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,270 He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits 447 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,669 and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. 448 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,638 It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. 449 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,278 Hey, Mitch. 450 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,634 Thank you. 451 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,075 Oh, guys, look what we have here. 452 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,833 Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that? 453 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,629 - I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist. 454 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:21,235 Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river. 455 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,231 Well, it's a fucking weave, OK? 456 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,949 And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them. 457 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,554 Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies. 458 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,553 Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city. 459 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200 And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis. 460 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,556 Pubic hair being so unruly and all. 461 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,712 This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit. 462 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,834 Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, 463 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,957 the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... 464 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,713 These are not real women. They're beauty freaks. 465 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,553 They make us normal women with our wrinkles, 466 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,792 our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate. 467 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,518 Well, I don't buy it. 468 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,310 But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women, 469 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,154 you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic. 470 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:15,597 What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home, 471 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,797 then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?! 472 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,633 You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch. 473 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,915 - You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me! 474 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,629 Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson. 475 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,553 He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. 476 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,474 If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, 477 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,190 you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep. 478 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,239 And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her. 479 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,515 Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her 480 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,672 after about, what, 20 or 30 years? 481 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,719 Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude. 482 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,997 No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, 483 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,629 unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical, 484 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,199 it's going to get old, OK? 485 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,113 And you guys have got to get a grip, 486 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,954 otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy. 487 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,479 What was that? 488 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,357 I have to wait for you, Pete? 489 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,078 I don't know. 490 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,711 - Great ass. - Nice tits. Come on. Let's go. 491 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,870 - Hey. - What's up? 492 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,712 Nothing. 493 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,156 Who's the guy? 494 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:04,478 - Andrew Willis. He's in my class. - Oh. He your boyfriend? 495 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,034 I don't know. I guess. He's OK. 496 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,756 He seemed a little short. 497 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,515 - He's 12 years old, Willie. - Oh, right. 498 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,399 So, he's not really... Right. 499 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,152 Are you OK? 500 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,196 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why? 501 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,319 - You seem a little flavoured today. - No! No, I'm cool. 502 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,992 Cool. 503 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,433 Yeah. 504 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,153 So, tell me something. What do you kids...? 505 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,437 What is it you do, kids your age, on the weekend? 506 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,195 Well, what we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, 507 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,999 bingeing on Entenmanns and listening to Pink Floyd. 508 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,195 Really? 509 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,840 You are flavoured today. 510 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,318 - Oh, you're kidding? - The Entenmanns part was true. 511 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,198 Oh. Wow. 512 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,876 So... you like this guy Andrew? 513 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,397 He's OK. He's into male contraception which is nice for a change. 514 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,837 Joking. You really got to chill, Will. 515 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,956 Right. Right. 516 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,273 I'm gonna go inside. 517 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,318 - You sure you're OK? - I'll be OK. 518 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,072 Good. 519 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,918 Hey, Marty! 520 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,273 Yes? 521 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,519 Ah, forgot what I was going to say. 522 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,359 See you around. 523 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,912 Bye. 524 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,829 - I owe you five bucks, right? - I think it's more than that. 525 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,832 - This controller's broken. - Shut up. 526 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,480 - My X button doesn't work. - You always say that. 527 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,028 It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy? 528 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,553 Yep. 529 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,596 - Is she hot? - She's nice. 530 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,717 Ascribe a numerical value - face, body, personality. 531 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,756 I'm not gonna do that. 532 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,513 - Come on. Do it. - Don't be vile. 533 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,751 - Grow up. Do it. - You don't have to. 534 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,831 I don't know, let's see. Face... 535 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,993 - We need a frame of reference. - I thought I was vile. 536 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,116 - You gotta do it proper. - Who? 537 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,838 Kelly Norman. 538 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,152 All right. Let's see. Kelly Norman - face, six; 539 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,913 body, eight and a half; 540 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,831 personality, four. 541 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,753 Yes, sir. 542 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,400 - Jennifer Colton. - Jennifer Colton? 543 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,672 Face, one; 544 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,153 body, two; personality, three. 545 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:42,949 - OK, I got it, so... - Wait! 546 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,395 Carmen Swisher. 547 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,474 - Who? - Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star. 548 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,949 - I don't know her. - Yeah, you do. 549 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,632 She's in Fistful Of Vixens. 550 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:57,316 The one who gets all of her orifices penetrated by those circus midgets? 551 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,870 Oh shit, that's her? That's her name? She's good. 552 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,916 - Very talented girl. - Very talented. 553 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,592 Face, seven; 554 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,114 body, nine and a half... 555 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,278 and personality - well, the sky's the limit. 556 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,868 Those midgets got a real kick out of her. 557 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,154 Exactly. 558 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,549 So do Tracy now. 559 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,278 Tracy. 560 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,594 Face - good, solid... seven and a half. 561 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,877 Body - good, solid... seven and a half. 562 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,555 Personality - good, solid... 563 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,758 seven and a half. 564 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,116 - Sounds excellent, man. - When's she coming in? 565 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,194 He has the puck! He shoots, he scores. Yes! Two nothing. 566 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,078 Tommy, would you mind pulling over? I have to go to the bathroom. 567 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,550 What? We're gonna be at the restaurant in five minutes. 568 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,235 No, it's gonna take longer than that. We could just pull in here. 569 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,312 The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant in five minutes. 570 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,710 I'm not feeling good. I just need to go in quick. 571 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,837 Did you eat today? Did you eat anything? 572 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,036 - I ate. - What did you eat? 573 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,113 - What did you eat? - It doesn't matter what I ate. 574 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,398 You never eat, then get stomach pains and wonder why. 575 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,472 - Cos you didn't eat. - I did so. 576 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,949 You can't do this. It's eight o'clock... 577 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,429 - Stop it. - All right. Forget it. 578 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,069 - Good. - I'm concerned, that's all. 579 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,275 Surprise! 580 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,875 That's nice. 581 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,949 Happy Birthday, Birdy. 582 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,238 - Did you know? - I had no idea. 583 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,629 Let's get the party started. 584 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,597 - I'm DJing. - No. 585 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,989 Paul, no. No Jethro Tull. 586 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,518 Hey, you're looking great. 587 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,998 - He didn't know. - It was beautiful. 588 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,510 - Second course. - That's right. 589 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,637 - Yo, what's up, guys? - What's up, man? 590 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,713 Spider, let me explain. This is my domain. 591 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,791 Let me explain something, my friend. 592 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,189 This is my domain. I don't want... 593 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,759 It ought to be Stinky's - big sign... 594 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,876 Our motto - "Go ugly early". 595 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,030 I like that. Stinky's. It would look good on the matches. 596 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:12,434 You know what I was thinking? We planned all this in the salon... 597 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,159 Congratulations to all of us. 598 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,515 You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon. 599 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,753 Hey, Darian. 600 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,513 - What the fuck is she doing? - Your boy's fucked now, buddy. 601 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:46,434 - Holy shit! - Oh, Christ! 602 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,399 Food for the hungry, drink for the thirsty... 603 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,031 - Shit. - The odds just increased. 604 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,678 Fuck, man. Who told her? 605 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,436 It's all right. I'm sure she's just gonna walk right back out. 606 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,192 Darian. 607 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,794 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 608 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,759 - That's really nice. Thanks. - I got this for your birthday. 609 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,834 - I mean this is for you and for me. - Thanks, guys. 610 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,277 - It's too much. - Somebody should go over. 611 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,316 You smell good. 612 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,919 - Let's get outta here. - You wanna go? 613 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,878 - We're going! - Fine. I'm ready to go. 614 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,396 She polluted the air, as far as I'm concerned. 615 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,429 - Don't even think twice about it. - Get home early. Pay the sitter. 616 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,594 - Do you like it? - I don't know. 617 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,989 - I put the bow on. - It's really nice. 618 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,595 - Should we do something? - What? 619 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,636 What the fuck is that? 620 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:55,789 - I don't understand. - I have no idea why she's here. 621 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,678 But it's classic Birdman. 622 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,320 It's not funny, but it is true. 623 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,479 - Steven's in New York. - That's great. Great. 624 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,915 Kristen's with my folks. 625 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,353 Uh-huh. 626 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,512 It was your special night, Tommy. 627 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,468 Why couldn't I share in your special night? 628 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,596 Because... 629 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,908 Good night, Darian. 630 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,470 I want you to come inside. 631 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,074 I'm not goin' inside. 632 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:58,076 Come on, Tommy. I have to give you your real present. 633 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,550 What you gave me is fine, OK? Darian, come on. 634 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,995 Come on. 635 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,753 You can slip into something more comfortable. 636 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,512 Like what? 637 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,272 Like me. 638 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:26,437 - Come on, Darian. I gotta go. - Come on, Tommy. Grow up. 639 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,432 I gotta go. Just go inside, will you? 640 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,831 Just get out. 641 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,715 We always gotta do this, don't we? 642 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,109 Just go inside. 643 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,791 OK. Fuck it. 644 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,198 Stupid truck. 645 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,072 All I'm saying is you have this amazing thing, 646 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:12,119 you got his person with all that potential, all that future... 647 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,909 This girl... is gonna be amazing. 648 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,834 She's smart, she's funny... she's hot... 649 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,354 - She's 13! - I know. Get over it. 650 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,432 It's not a sexual thing. This is... 651 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,476 - I could wait. - What? 652 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:32,076 In ten years, she'll be 23, I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal. 653 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,720 Willie... you're scaring me here. 654 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,950 This girl is gonna be amazing. 655 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,553 Great. 656 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,396 I was actually jealous of this little kid on a bike, 657 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,110 this short little kid on a bike, cos he gets to be her age now. 658 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,113 I get to be some vile old man, like... What's his name? 659 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,909 - Roman Polanski. - No, like... Nabokov. 660 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,912 Like some Nabokov character. 661 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,154 Like some old fat, hairy, fat, stinky, putrid man. 662 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,198 And... 663 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,671 I don't know. You just want to say to her in all sincerity, 664 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,513 "Take me with you when you go." 665 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:26,789 Willie, the girl was a zygote when you were in the seventh grade. 666 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,437 So what? What are you saying? 667 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,195 That this is my way of postponing the inevitable? 668 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,033 My way of saying I don't wanna grow old? 669 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,750 No, I think it's your way of saying you don't want to grow up. 670 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:57,030 I just want something beautiful. 671 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,073 We all want something beautiful. 672 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,956 Hi, Mrs Cassidy. I know it's late. I'm sorry. Is Sharon home? 673 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,396 - She's sleeping, Tom. - Can I see her? 674 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,233 - She's sleeping. - OK. 675 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,119 I'm sorry. Could you just tell her that I stopped by? 676 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,794 You should know Sharon put a lot of planning into tonight, Tom. 677 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,559 Mom, it's all right. Go to bed. 678 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,513 Hey. 679 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,160 I just... I want to apologise. 680 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,869 You don't have to. I'm fine. 681 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,837 I feel that I should explain. 682 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,754 You know what, Tommy? It's a little late. 683 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,710 Yeah. OK. 684 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,832 All right. 685 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,276 Willie C. What's up? 686 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,351 - Hey, fellas. - What's goin' on? 687 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,236 You never went home last night? 688 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,392 Came here. Pike is runnin'. Haven't caught a thing. 689 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,313 - Guess what I did this morning. - What? 690 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,393 Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin, the lovely Andera. 691 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,837 - What happened? - She's going out with me. Thank you. 692 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,717 Like on a date? 693 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:06,035 We didn't get into specifics. Jealous? 694 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,598 - Well... - A little bit. 695 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,153 Come on, Elle. Let's get some air. 696 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,312 Jesus! 697 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,512 Is that Mo? 698 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,070 Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man. 699 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,038 He's like a retard that doesn't know any better. 700 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,669 He doesn't desire new experiences, new women, nothing. Look at him. 701 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,799 He's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental. 702 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,394 So he's perfectly content. 703 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,359 - I gotta go take a piss. - I'll see you later. 704 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,629 Hey! 705 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,435 I'll see you later. 706 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,670 What the heck are you doing here? 707 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,435 My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there. 708 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,272 Those guys are your friends? 709 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,033 - You know 'em? - They're here every Sunday. 710 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:21,432 We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin' Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys. 711 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,636 They're your friends? 712 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,269 - They're acquaintances, really. - Right. 713 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,351 - So, where's Scooter? - Who? 714 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,194 What's his name? Billy? Tiger? Pookie? The kid on the bike? 715 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,158 - Andrew? - Andrew, that's it. Where is he? 716 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,835 He dorked out on me. I'm not into him any more. 717 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,354 Ah. So you got someone new? 718 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,397 Yep. You! 719 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,155 What? 720 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,758 You. You're my new boyfriend. You up to it? 721 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,398 Oh, I feel faint! 722 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,757 My hero. 723 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,193 So you gonna marry that girl in NYC? 724 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,236 I don't know. Why? 725 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,198 - I don't think you should. - How come? 726 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,034 You should wait until you meet someone who excites you. 727 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,475 Well, she may not be out there. 728 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:24,030 It's like the Wizard of Oz. It was in your own backyard. 729 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,714 What do you mean? 730 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,155 You. Me and you. 731 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,753 - Really? - Yep. You don't think? 732 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,957 Well, we have a little age problem. 733 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,838 I know. We're as star-crossed as Romeo and Juliet. 734 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,388 It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions. 735 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,789 "What light through yonder window breaks? 736 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,916 "Tis the east and Juliet is the sun." 737 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,313 - Weird. - No way. 738 00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,834 So, um... So what do we do? 739 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,879 Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary, 740 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,918 I'll be the laughing stock of the Brownies. 741 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,834 But if your feelings for me are true, you'll wait. 742 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,795 Wait? 743 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,998 Yep. Wait 5 years. 744 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,470 I'll be 18 and we can walk through this world together. 745 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:29,315 - In 5 years you won't remember me. - William. 746 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,870 I'm formed and you're not. You have changes to go through. 747 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,791 You'll change. 748 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,269 And I'll be Winnie The Pooh to your Christopher Robin. 749 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,239 No literary reference left unturned. How do you figure Pooh? 750 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,073 Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh. That's how it ended. 751 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,755 He had Pooh when he was a child. When he matured, 752 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,276 he didn't need him any more. 753 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,033 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 754 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,554 Yeah, but it's true. 755 00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:00,918 You don't realise it now, but you'll be doing some changing. 756 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,190 And... 757 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,152 I can't be a Pooh. 758 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,519 - I think I'll skate away now, Pooh. - All right, Christopher. 759 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,951 - Hey, Earl. - Hey, good one! 760 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,716 Sit down here. It's a better view. 761 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,152 So, where are your buddies? 762 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,036 - Huh? - Your buddies? 763 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,076 Oh, they're gonna be late. 764 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,152 Hi. A bottle of your best champagne, please. 765 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,357 We don't have a best champagne. They're all the same. 766 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,318 Thank you. That'll be fine. 767 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,118 You really look nice. 768 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,397 - What is going on? - What do you mean? 769 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,835 - What are you doing? - What? 770 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:09,879 - What's with this Al Capone shit? - What Al Capone shit? 771 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,632 Who's the girl? 772 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,473 - What girl? - That girl right over there. 773 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,514 She's... She's my book-keeper. 774 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,158 - Your book-keeper? - Yes. 775 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,472 - You are full of shit. - She's very efficient, that girl. 776 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:29,509 Paul, I'm gonna get up and make the biggest scene you can imagine. 777 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,479 She's my cousin. We fell out and we don't speak in public. 778 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,075 - Bye, Paul. I'm leaving. - All right, all right. 779 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,958 She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up after seven years 780 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,316 because she's seeing that meat cutter over there. 781 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,234 It drives me crazy, OK? And... 782 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,312 I was just showing off. 783 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,391 Why didn't you just tell me? 784 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,475 Just please don't make a scene. 785 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,358 Oh, we'll make a scene. You don't need this. 786 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,351 Who is that? 787 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,113 - It's Paul. - No shit. 788 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,676 - Who's the babe? - I don't know. 789 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,716 She's gorgeous. 790 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,948 Well, not gorgeous like you. 791 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,793 - Gorgeous just the same. - Can we leave? 792 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,233 Sure. 793 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,509 Fuck! 794 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,990 - Andera, where you goin'? - Home. 795 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,072 - Why? - That was for you. 796 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,596 I was trying to help you out. You're such a knucklehead. 797 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,752 - Come back inside. - Bye, Paul. 798 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,195 - Andera... - Bye, Paul. 799 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,033 - Come on. - Bye, Paul. 800 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,076 I'll call you tomorrow, all right? 801 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,112 - She likes fresh air, you know? - Sure. 802 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,869 Hey, what you doin' out so late? 803 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:02,197 I was out with your friend Paul. 804 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,955 He's not my friend, he lives in my house. 805 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,476 I got roaches, I got termites and I got Paul. 806 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,949 - You need a lift? - No. 807 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,952 It's nice to be able to walk after dark. 808 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,476 Yeah, it's one of the few perks of living here. 809 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,312 It's a good one. 810 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:27,390 Can I ask a question? How long have you been with your boyfriend? 811 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,597 - Eight months. - And it's good? 812 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:32,272 It's very good. 813 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,873 He makes you happy? 814 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,234 Yeah. 815 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:44,353 I look for that in a man. The ones who make me miserable never last. 816 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,714 Right. 817 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:50,715 There's four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four words. 818 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:54,475 Good night, sweet girl. That's all it takes. 819 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,315 I'm easy, I know. 820 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,791 But a guy who can muster up those words is a guy I'll stay with. 821 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,792 Right. You sure you don't need a ride? 822 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,399 - Yeah. - All right. 823 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,074 - See you around. - I'll see you. 824 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,109 Good night, sweet girl. 825 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,199 I spoke to Jan this morning and it's obvious she no longer cares. 826 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:43,159 She ran out of that restaurant like a maniac, but I guess later, 827 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,754 she realised she didn't give a shit. 828 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,070 Yeah? 829 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:51,152 I spoke to Tracy. She's coming up for the reunion. 830 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,754 Is that right? I gotta meet this Tracy. 831 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,915 - You got to take this shit down. - Why? 832 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,073 - You're like a serial killer. - Don't cap on my supermodels. 833 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,355 - Leave it alone. - It's creepy. 834 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,556 Look who's talking, Mr Jerry Lee Lewis. 835 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,710 Oh, fucking Mo! 836 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:14,554 I don't judge. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game. 837 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:20,590 OK. All I'm saying is you got to take all this down because it's creepy... 838 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:25,708 Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy, 839 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,916 like you've been drinking Jack all morning. 840 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,993 She can make you feel high for the greatest commodity known to man - 841 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,389 promise, the promise of a better day, 842 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,277 the promise of a greater hope, 843 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,157 the promise of a new tomorrow. 844 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:43,075 This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl - 845 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,197 in her smile, in her soul, 846 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,829 in the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK. 847 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,799 The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are - bottled promise. 848 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,917 Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels. 849 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:07,316 I am now going to check your freezer for human heads. 850 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,714 A beautiful girl's all-powerful and that is as good as love. 851 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,313 That's as good as love. 852 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,674 It's... 853 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:22,108 just that I gotta think beyond a couple times a week. 854 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,272 I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth 855 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,794 every time I see your kid smiling at me. 856 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,711 Look, Mommy. 857 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,119 That's nice, honey. 858 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,515 It's ridiculous. 859 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,797 It's making me nuts. It's making you nuts. 860 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,757 Sharon, Steven... 861 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,315 I have worked it so that he has no idea. 862 01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,517 That's cos I don't show up at your parties drunk. 863 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,116 - Sharon knew way before then. - Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit. 864 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:58,069 Tommy, don't try to characterise my marriage as a bad one. 865 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:02,472 - I love Steven. - So why are you fucking me? 866 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,312 I don't know. 867 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,554 But I guess I won't be any more. 868 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:14,156 No. I guess not. 869 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,876 I wonder how I'll survive. 870 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,518 Oh, please! 871 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:29,639 I told Steven the reunion would be a total bore. 872 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:34,157 And I assume Sharon won't be accompanying you, right? 873 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,471 No, you've taken care of that. 874 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,312 - Mom. - What? 875 01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:00,239 OK, sweetie. Come on. We'll go home, OK? 876 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,595 All right, put the other arm in. 877 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,636 OK. Very good. 878 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:12,234 Look. It'll be great. We'll be there alone. 879 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,834 It'll be just like the old days. 880 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:23,198 And we'll see if you really just broke up with me or not. 881 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,998 Let's go, honey. 882 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,513 Hey. 883 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,876 How you doin'? Want some wine to warm you up? 884 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,359 Sure. 885 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,479 Thanks, Stan. 886 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:28,036 That was nice. Really nice. 887 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:32,676 Less intense and emotionally possessed than normal, 888 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,753 but no less effective because of its pointless colouration. 889 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,398 Excuse me? 890 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:42,758 My teacher's exact comment after my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue. 891 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,910 When in doubt, go Gershwin. 892 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,238 You drunk? 893 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,148 I don't know but you both look beautiful. 894 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,798 So why the sad face? 895 01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,472 Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. 896 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,870 I think you Knight's Ridge boys take the ladies way too seriously. 897 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,996 Only until baseball season starts. 898 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:10,358 Pitchers and catchers report in two months, three weeks and six days. 899 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,439 - Wanna go home with me? - No. 900 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:20,469 OK, I had to ask. To be honest, I don't find you at all attractive. 901 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,152 - Really? - Really. 902 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,869 - So now you wanna go home with me? - No. 903 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,350 - Well, I tried every angle. - Job requirement. 904 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,351 Exactly. 905 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,392 Play something else. 906 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,597 You don't like this boozy, after-hours musician banter? 907 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,989 Can't dance to it. 908 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,910 You'd be surprised. 909 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:49,389 OK, you've spurned both my sexual advances, 910 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:54,110 my attempts at conversation, so I'm gonna reach into my bag of tricks... 911 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,876 - Wanna go ice fishing? - I'd love to. 912 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:02,389 Great. 913 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:09,631 You know how it is at the beginnings when you first fall in love? 914 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,075 You can't eat. You can't sleep. 915 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:17,393 Getting a call from her makes your day, like seeing a shooting star. 916 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:22,235 - It's the best. - But inevitably, it goes away. 917 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,834 So, this is my thing, you see. 918 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:29,357 Why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginnings 919 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,398 before I settle into the big fade? 920 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:36,189 The big fade? That's an awful way to put it. 921 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,796 - She's coming tomorrow. - That's obvious. 922 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:46,635 I got no feeling about that. I got a feeling of overwhelming ambivalence. 923 01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:50,918 But I would rather dread her arrival than not give a shit. 924 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:58,474 It's amazing that there's a guy that gets to do things with you. 925 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:01,791 He gets to make you happy, spend evenings with you... 926 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,269 Make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison... 927 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,636 - Smell your skin... ...after a day at the beach. 928 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:11,030 - And read the papers... ...on a Sunday morning. 929 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:15,318 A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper your belly with baby kisses. 930 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,638 Sorry... 931 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,832 There's a guy out there that thinks the same thing about Tracy. 932 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:31,037 He's jealous of you, you getting to do all that with her. 933 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:38,472 Can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger 934 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:42,473 on a frozen lake with just an oil light to guide your way? 935 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:45,515 Can you think of anything better? 936 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,670 Going back to Chicago. 937 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:52,151 Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison. 938 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,397 Sunday papers. Got you. 939 01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,873 I gotta go. 940 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,633 Hey. 941 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,148 Why do I feel like I'll never see you again? 942 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,276 You'll see me again, Willie. 943 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,273 Damn. 944 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,312 Hi. 945 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,359 You look awful. 946 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,750 - I've been drunk for two weeks. - Nice. 947 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:20,111 - How was it, the drive? - The roads were awful. Sheet ice. 948 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:22,191 You got here safe. I'll make you some tea. 949 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:32,153 That was delicious. Really superb, Tracy. 950 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,629 - Thank you. - The fact that you can cook, 951 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,553 rolled into the fact that you're a successful lawyer 952 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:41,792 and the fact that you are stunning to look at, just makes me insane. 953 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,553 Bobby! 954 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,392 I'm flattered, Bobby. 955 01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,836 It really was superb, Tracy. 956 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,757 - All right, we're gonna shower... - Why? 957 01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:00,037 We're going over to Mo's for a pre-bash thing. Why? 958 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,588 You want to shower first or should I? 959 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:06,036 Why don't you shower first, Will? 960 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:09,829 We can take the rest of the time to bond. 961 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:13,196 - Go ahead. I'll be fine. - Superb. 962 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,438 It really was superb, Tracy. 963 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:36,629 Hey! 964 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,513 Romeo And Juliet, the dyslexic version. 965 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,675 - What are you doing? - Another exciting Saturday night. 966 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,911 You got many exciting Saturday nights in your future. 967 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,355 Yeah. Yeah. 968 01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,396 - So your lady's here, huh? - Yeah. 969 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:06,472 I saw her. She's really pretty. 970 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:11,199 She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though. 971 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,594 Got that boob thing going for her, though. 972 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,752 And she can get into R-rated movies. 973 01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:23,675 Two words not in her vocabulary - "lunch money". 974 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,031 Hey, Marty. 975 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,988 I hope we stay in touch. 976 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:48,155 Cos I hope to learn someday about what you're doing. 977 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:52,438 Cos I think whatever it is, it'll be amazing. 978 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,278 I really do. 979 01:18:58,280 --> 01:18:59,633 Thank you. 980 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,358 You got it. 981 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,952 - It was great. - I'm glad you enjoyed it. 982 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:22,158 - Thank you for coming. - Trace, we gotta get going. 983 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,999 Bye. 984 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:31,632 - Take care, now. Be careful! - Stay warm, guys. 985 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,639 Bye. 986 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,789 It's unbelievable. They haven't liked anyone since Steve McQueen died. 987 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:48,031 - You just... - They're nice. 988 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:51,954 Nice. They're as far away from nice as... 989 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,032 If nice is London, they are Tokyo. 990 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,792 OK. 991 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,836 You're nice. 992 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,952 I can't believe you're not gonna go. 993 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:16,395 I'm laying low. You have fun. 994 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:20,109 You loved high school. Everybody's gonna wonder what happened. 995 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,873 So tell them I'm in Geneva, 996 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:26,589 doing my presentation on sub-zero water removal. 997 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:29,114 You just wanna sit here like a loser. 998 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,988 Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. 999 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,155 - No shit? - Back to back. 1000 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,676 Holy shit. Fuck! 1001 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,068 Fuck! 1002 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:50,995 364 nights a year I do dick. The one night I decide to go out... 1003 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,275 You gotta tape it for me. 1004 01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:55,715 - Can't do it. - Why not? 1005 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,155 You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. 1006 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,074 You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else. 1007 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:05,118 That's a good point. 1008 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,350 Falcon Eddie. 1009 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,831 Man, was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falcon Eddie? 1010 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,069 No. 1011 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,115 - You're gonna watch it? - Yep. 1012 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,475 - All 12 parts? - Back to back. 1013 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,879 Shit. 1014 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:29,748 It's a tough call. You're a bastard. 1015 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,034 Yep. 1016 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:35,793 Oh, shit... 1017 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,796 Don't drink too much punch. 1018 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,076 Stanley, you kill me. 1019 01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:01,472 - How does that work? - That's not what I practise... 1020 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:04,074 - You want some more? - Yeah. 1021 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,391 Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good? 1022 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:10,392 So, listen... I like this. 1023 01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:12,311 She makes those herself. 1024 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,675 Mohammed, one white wine, please. 1025 01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,639 - Willie, she is delightful. - Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison? 1026 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:21,393 She's amazing. What is your malfunction? 1027 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:26,031 She's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, nice rack... 1028 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:29,237 - Nice rack. - She's charming, rich, great ass... 1029 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,232 - You mentioned that. - It's that good, Will. 1030 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,595 - Hey, Frank? - Hey, Tommy. 1031 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,478 - Get a Bud? - Sure. 1032 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:02,632 - You're beautiful. - Always room for improvement. 1033 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:06,030 Do you know who you look like? Ally Sheedy. 1034 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:09,396 Do you know Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened to her? 1035 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:12,677 She was in The Breakfast Club with the Estevez brothers. 1036 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,593 - That's right. - I've never seen her since. 1037 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,797 - Did you ever see Misery? - No. 1038 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:24,000 - Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates. - Oh, don't you say that! 1039 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,789 Did you hear Andera went back to Chicago? 1040 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,270 She was supposed to stay for the reunion, but she just left. 1041 01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:33,078 Really? 1042 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:36,993 What did you do to her in that shack? 1043 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,913 I told you, we just talked. 1044 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,834 - You told her things, didn't you? - What things? 1045 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:48,072 - You let her behind the curtain. - Maybe she missed her boyfriend. 1046 01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,879 You let her behind the curtain. I know. 1047 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,598 Never let 'em behind, Will. 1048 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:57,356 You never let them see the old man working the levers of the great Oz. 1049 01:23:57,440 --> 01:24:00,671 They're all sisters, Willie. They aren't allowed back there. 1050 01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,352 They mustn't see. 1051 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:10,069 Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit? 1052 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,674 You say it like it's a bad thing. 1053 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,516 Hi, Darian. Good to see you. 1054 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,919 Susan. 1055 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,153 ...and your last name? - Smalls. 1056 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,957 Say, didn't you used to be Darian Smalls? 1057 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:53,352 - That's right. - I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me? 1058 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,759 No. 1059 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:59,599 I used to have a weight problem. You called me Peter the Eater. 1060 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,719 - You made me cry in seventh grade. - I did? 1061 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,552 I'm sorry. 1062 01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,835 You here alone? 1063 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:15,435 - Yeah, I guess I am. - That's weird. Darian Smalls alone. 1064 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,715 God you were something in those days. 1065 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,756 You were beautiful. 1066 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:24,116 But if you don't mind me saying, mean as a snake. 1067 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,716 You were as mean as a snake. 1068 01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,680 Hello, Tom. 1069 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,273 Steve. 1070 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,318 How come you're not at the reunion? 1071 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:56,154 - Wasn't into it. - Won't Darian be disappointed? 1072 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,556 - Did she go? - Yeah. 1073 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:03,757 - That's nice. - Can I buy you a drink? 1074 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:08,549 - No, I got one. - Come on, Tom. One drink. 1075 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:11,393 I was just gonna be leaving. 1076 01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:13,232 OK. 1077 01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:17,032 Let me see if I got this straight. 1078 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:21,910 I can't buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick into my wife. 1079 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:27,472 - Frank, shot of rye. - Two. 1080 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:33,234 See, I think it's Knight's Ridge. 1081 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:36,073 Fucking working-class towns, man. 1082 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,879 Girls here see a tool belt, they get moist. 1083 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,316 I got an extra one I can lend you, Steve. 1084 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:45,949 Hook you up with some vice grips, ratchet... 1085 01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,952 Don't fuck with me, man. 1086 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:54,594 Don't worry about them, either. This is me and you. 1087 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,797 You know, I don't think it is, Steve. 1088 01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:02,556 You don't strike me as the type who fights his own battles, 1089 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:05,473 but I give you the benefit of the doubt. 1090 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:12,832 I tell you what. Drink your shot, go back to your boys, 1091 01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:17,994 play quarters, whatever you frat boys do and I'll get out of your hair. 1092 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,071 Thanks, Frank. 1093 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,311 - You couldn't leave it alone. - That's right, mother... 1094 01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:16,791 Fuck. You. 1095 01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:28,158 - Let's go. - Fuckin' lowlife. 1096 01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:30,037 Fuckin' showed him. 1097 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:41,029 Shit! 1098 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,997 - Michael! - What? 1099 01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:47,551 Frank just called. Tommy got the shit kicked out of him. 1100 01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:49,392 - By who? - Let's go. 1101 01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:54,190 - I don't think you should. - Sarah, not now, OK? Come on. 1102 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:56,874 I'm goin'. Come on. 1103 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:02,152 - Will? Willie? - Go. 1104 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:20,636 - Where is he? - He didn't want me to call the cops. 1105 01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,517 Thanks. 1106 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,478 - Who the fuck did this? - Calm down, Mo. 1107 01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:29,869 Frank, who did this? 1108 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:32,349 Rossmore. He and his buddies. 1109 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,749 - Where are you goin'? - To find Rossmore. 1110 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:39,595 - Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson. - Get him to a hospital. Come on. 1111 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:53,552 It's snowing. I can't believe I'm gonna have to plough tonight. 1112 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,916 Tommy was sleeping with his wife. 1113 01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,873 So? 1114 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:03,715 It's not like he was that innocent. 1115 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:06,758 So he deserved that? You see his face? 1116 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,673 Look, this does present a moral dilemma. 1117 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,072 All right, fuck him. Let's lynch the bastard. 1118 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:40,476 You got a plan? 1119 01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:45,479 No plan. 1120 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:48,552 - Think he's here? - I don't know. 1121 01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:52,033 - Fucking douchebag, man. - Easy, Mo. 1122 01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:54,076 Take it easy. 1123 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:58,149 You fuck with my friend, you fuck with me! 1124 01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:02,791 Beat up my friend, you beat up me! You fuck with me, you fuck with you! 1125 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:05,678 You get mad when you drink, you don't drink! 1126 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,912 - What are you talking about? - Don't talk back. 1127 01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:14,636 - What? - We got company. 1128 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,791 The cavalry has arrived. Assholes. 1129 01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,916 Car trouble, fellas? 1130 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:38,516 I didn't even see you! 1131 01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:46,311 Now, where were we, shithead? 1132 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,436 Daddy, what's going on? 1133 01:31:57,720 --> 01:32:01,474 I'm just trying to save my family here, man, all right? 1134 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:14,475 - Just stay away from us, Stevie. - Come on. 1135 01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:19,957 Hey, darlin', just go back inside. I'll be right in. 1136 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,678 OK. 1137 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:34,118 - All right? - Yeah, let's get outta here. 1138 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,958 Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit... 1139 01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,600 - What did you say? - Just babbling. 1140 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,238 See you, fellas. 1141 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,509 - How is he? - I don't know. 1142 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:24,149 - What did they say? - They didn't say nothin'. 1143 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:28,112 - How are you? - You guys do your macho things? 1144 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:32,079 We just went over and Mo pushed him around a bit. 1145 01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:42,149 - Did you tell Annie we'd be late? - Yeah. I told her to sleep over. 1146 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:46,756 - That was good. - You OK? 1147 01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,558 Yeah. 1148 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:51,200 - I'm sorry. - Just don't... 1149 01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:53,236 - I'm sorry. - I know. 1150 01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:56,632 I love you, baby. 1151 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,518 Miss, would you check on room 309, please? 1152 01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:02,398 - You haven't heard anything? - Here we go. 1153 01:34:03,240 --> 01:34:05,708 - Who called her? - I don't know. 1154 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:07,950 Who do you think? Me. 1155 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:11,476 - What's up? - He's gonna be OK. 1156 01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:15,872 He has a concussion, two broken ribs and took about 30 stitches. 1157 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:19,396 - But he's gonna be OK? - Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 1158 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:22,040 He said it's snowing and that somebody should... 1159 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:24,793 ...sand his lots. Got it. 1160 01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,871 Go get 'em, Kev. 1161 01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:32,159 - I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye. - Wait. Where are you goin'? 1162 01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:34,231 We're going back tomorrow. 1163 01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:36,470 - Just like that? - Just like that. 1164 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,432 Is the couch OK? 1165 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,557 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 1166 01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:52,870 Sorry about tonight. 1167 01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:54,712 - I had fun. - Yeah? 1168 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,031 It's pretty lively around here. 1169 01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,998 So how come you're coming back with me? 1170 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:04,038 I don't know. Cos I want to. 1171 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:11,711 - I'm not gonna take that sales job. - I don't think you should. 1172 01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:15,918 - How come? - Piano players are sexy. 1173 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,992 Salesmen are uncles. 1174 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,036 And uncles aren't sexy. 1175 01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:23,031 Not usually. 1176 01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:34,557 Wait, wait. This is so weird. 1177 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:37,154 You've never had sex in here before? 1178 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,629 Not with another person. 1179 01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:51,317 So... 1180 01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:56,756 So how are you holding up? Are you in pain? 1181 01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:58,478 I'm OK. 1182 01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:04,951 You look nice. 1183 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:08,510 Thanks. I was on a date. 1184 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:15,356 - Did you have fun? - It was OK. 1185 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:18,352 It's weird. 1186 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,196 What is? 1187 01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:26,910 I'm just lying here and I'm wondering... 1188 01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,196 how I got here, you know? 1189 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:36,908 I don't mean here, I mean how I got here... 1190 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,117 How I'm not anything like... 1191 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:43,317 what I'd hoped that I'd be, you know? 1192 01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:56,154 I'm not even close to the guy I thought I'd end up being. 1193 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,314 And it kind of blows. 1194 01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:03,992 You know? 1195 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:12,028 When I think about that guy that I thought I was gonna be... 1196 01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:17,237 there's a... 1197 01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:23,115 there's this girl next to him, with him... 1198 01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:28,438 and I don't know... 1199 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,116 she looks sorta like you. 1200 01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:37,751 - Sorta? - Exactly. 1201 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:42,033 Exactly sorta. 1202 01:38:55,160 --> 01:38:57,310 - Hey. - Hey. 1203 01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:02,516 You look excellent. 1204 01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:06,637 Did you guys fuck up Rossmore? 1205 01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:11,589 No, we put the fear of God into him. He was a real shit. 1206 01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:16,838 - He had a right to be pissed. - How's she doing? 1207 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:19,513 She's fine. 1208 01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:22,717 Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up with her, are you? 1209 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,951 What do you think? 1210 01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:33,034 She's one of the good ones. Why do we always fuck up the good ones? 1211 01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:37,239 I don't know. I've been pretty successful at it. 1212 01:39:39,160 --> 01:39:41,913 Listen, I just came by to say goodbye. 1213 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,719 - I'm taking off. - Taking off? 1214 01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:47,360 - Yeah. - All right. 1215 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:50,512 Listen, maybe I'll come down and visit. 1216 01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:53,433 Yeah, right. Like, what, spring? 1217 01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:56,671 - Spring. - Spring. 1218 01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:58,509 Hey. 1219 01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:02,912 - Don't be a stranger. - All right. Take care of each other. 1220 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,150 Right. 1221 01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:09,715 - Surprise! - Oh, shit! 1222 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:12,673 - Hey! - Hey! 1223 01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:16,958 - Tough guy, how you feelin'? - I've been better. You takin' off? 1224 01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,076 Yeah, I'm goin' home. 1225 01:40:19,160 --> 01:40:23,790 - Listen, say goodbye to Sarah. - Say goodbye to Tracy. 1226 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,269 You figure any of that shit out? 1227 01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:28,510 You know. I'm working on it. 1228 01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:30,591 Good. 1229 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:33,797 - I better get in there. - See you soon. 1230 01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:36,474 All right, buddy. I love you, man. 1231 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,273 How you doin', bud? 1232 01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:53,433 - I'm not used to this snow. - How long is the drive? 1233 01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:56,956 About five or six hours. If he drives, for sure five... 1234 01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:02,199 - You'll have nice weather. - It won't be too bad. 1235 01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:04,350 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 1236 01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:07,113 - Front or back? - Back is good. 1237 01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:34,319 Word is Jan and Victor are engaged, Willie. 1238 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:37,995 - How do you feel? - She drains me. They're all sisters. 1239 01:41:38,080 --> 01:41:39,513 Each and every one. 1240 01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:41,955 - Yo, Willie boy. - Hey. 1241 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:45,112 - So you outta here? - Yep. 1242 01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:47,236 She is a honey-limbed lovely. 1243 01:41:47,320 --> 01:41:49,117 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 1244 01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:51,509 - Have a safe ride. - Trace. 1245 01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:54,998 This is Marty. Marty, Tracy. 1246 01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:57,833 - Hi, nice to meet you. - You, too. 1247 01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:01,754 - OK. Take care, big guy. - Thanks. 1248 01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:08,112 See you. 1249 01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,232 - You ready? - Yeah. 1250 01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:15,673 - Bye. - Bye. 1251 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:23,511 Bye, Marty. 1252 01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:25,556 Later, Pooh. 1253 01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,870 Come back and see us, Will. 1254 01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:47,589 We'll be right here. Nothing changes here but the seasons. 1255 01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:01,035 So you're the little neighbourhood Lolita? 1256 01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:04,908 So you're the alcoholic, high school buddy shit-for-brains? 1257 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:08,510 That little girl was cute. What was her name? Marcy? 1258 01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:10,431 No, no. Marty. 1259 01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,239 - Is it Martha? - No, as in Martin. 1260 01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:16,471 Named after a grandfather she never even knew. 1261 01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:22,878 - You OK? - Yeah. 1262 01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:24,757 Yeah, I am. 1263 01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:26,592 Superb. 1264 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:38,799 Willie C! 1265 01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:41,756 Take care, man. 1266 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:43,796 Stay cool. Stay cool forever. 1267 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:45,472 All right, Kev. 96746

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