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Hey...

Kang Tae Joon!

Are you... sleeping?

He's heavier than I expected.

Lettuce!

What is this? Why are you off your leash again?

What are you going to do if someone sees you?

You can't be here.

This won't do. First, I'm going to have to take you home.

Let's go.

Where in the world did this kid go?

If there's a compass that points to your fate...

Where would it be pointing to tonight?

Where did he go?

Tae Joon! There you...

What the heck? What now?

Why do you keep following me and annoying me?

Who is following whom?

But what are you doing here?

Don't you know that guests are not allowed here?

So what?

Stop acting like you know me. I already pretend I don't know you.

Why would I act like I know you?

-You were the one who first... -Forget it, and move.

What do you mean, move?

I live here.

It would be best if you got lost quickly before you're dragged out of here.

You squid-looking thing... I'm warning you not to act like a brat.

Squid... seriously...

You may need to shed a few tears before you wise up...

You!

I told you not to act like a brat.

Where in the world did Tae Joon go?

She's the National Witch.

Hey!

Did you by any chance know that I'm a girl?

If you did, I hope that you're not too angry.

Since I came all the way here just to see you.

There's only one thing that I want right now.

For you to jump again like you used to.

Goodnight, Kang Tae Joon.

The champagne I drank last night must've been alcoholic.

My head...

I should clear up the misunderstanding with Tae Joon first.

Fighting!

Why am I hiding?

I didn't even do anything wrong.

Where did he go?

What are you doing?

Why do you keep following me and glancing over at me?

Me?

-When did I do that? -All this morning.

What is it?

Do you have something to say to me?

Was I mistaken or something?

You really don't remember anything?

Not a thing. Tell me what happened.

It's not that...

Last night, you ki...

Ki...?

Ki would be...

Ki...

With who?

You're not saying...

It was a mistake.

-I'm sure it was a mistake! -You should've stopped me.

I didn't have the chance to stop you!

-Did you by any chance, enjoy it? -Enjoy it?

-Look here, I... -Forget it.

Like I said, it was my mistake.

Even though it's gross and offensive.

What?

Do you think that it was exciting and refreshing for the other person?

Why are you getting mad?

What do you mean, why am I getting mad?

Why? Wasn't it Lettuce that I made the mistake with?

Lettuce?

It wasn't?

Yeah, Lettuce!

The two of you were really heating things up!

Such a brat...

What the heck?

Does he really think that he did it to Lettuce?

What is this?

Tae Joon...

Tae Joon...

-What the... -No!

I'm sure this is fake, In Young...

No!

But still, a guy is rather better.

Better than it being a girl...

I'm going to kill them all!

-Calm down... -Let me go!

Hey!

Cha Eun Gyul!

Why the long face?

Did something happen?

What could have happened?

-Did Tae Joon... -What about Tae Joon?

So were you... had by Tae Joon?

Had? Had what?

So that is...

If this is Tae Joon's mouth, and this is your mouth...

Bam!

I'm talking about this.

Bam?

How do you...

So it's true about the two of you...

The rumor is all over the school right now.

Huh?

Hey... but don't you think it was still too harsh?

I heard that Tae Joon made that same mistake the last time too?

I thought that it was a joke, who knew that he'd actually do that?

We should all be careful of ourselves around Tae Joon.

Hey! It's Tae Joon.

Kang Tae Joon.

Congratulations.

Has our school's first couple been born?

Say it again.

What is this our star track athlete is doing?

You really want to go at it?

What are you doing? Don't do it.

Why are you guys being like this?

Gu Jae Hee...

If you think about it, aren't you the victim in this incident?

Don't just let it go, and report it to the school.

This jerk needs to be taught a real lesson to wake up.

What are you talking about?

That kiss with Tae Joon... I did it.

I'm actually really good at kissing.

I do it when I get bored.

It's a habit of mine.

When I was in America, my nickname was The Kiss Master.

Hey, Grungy... don't get involved...

I'm serious.

What's the big deal about a kiss?

In America, everyone kisses one another as a greeting.

Want me to show you?

Did you see that?

You satisfied now?

So don't go around spreading weird rumors over nothing.

-What is his deal? -He's like the American Psycho!

-He's a total pervert. A pervert! -My eyes are totally ruined!

I see that you're hard at work even though the tournament isn't for a while.

I got the information that you sent me the last time.

Thanks to you, I got quite the scoop.

That Ipswich syndrome...

When I looked into it, it seems much more serious than I had originally thought.

How is Tae Joon these days?

Did he start training again?

It's totally over with Horton, isn't it?

If you're that curious about it, why don't you go ask him yourself?

That would be nice, but he doesn't really like to talk to me.

And I'm sure he hates me more after that article was published.

Ultimately...

All you want to know about is Tae Joon only.

What do you mean? Don't you know that I'm cheering you on?

I'm on your side!

I don't know...

I've never once thought that you and I were on the same side.

Does he think high jumping is the problem right now?

Why is everyone so crabby?

You little brat... you're totally out of it, aren't you?

You're being so disrespectful in our sacred cafeteria...

No kidding!

What's there to even stare at? Don't you know that it's all the power of padding?

This isn't a joke...

But I really have a very serious problem.

So what is that very serious problem of yours?

Anyway, that very serious problem...

I think I've finally found the answer.

What answer?

That I'm ultimately...

Perfect.

You're perf...

You brat...

It's not that you were being disrespectful, but you're just completely out of your mind.

Brat...

Where are we going?

I told you that I'm really okay. I don't need to go.

I told you that I'm not okay.

It's a double blind date, and it's weird for me to go by myself.

But you're not...

We're not going there on this, right?

-Where are you looking? -Sorry!

-Hey! -I'm really sorry!

-How would you like the patty cooked? -Excuse me?

The patty... cook it so that it's delicious?

What a joker...

We'll take ours medium-well done. What about you guys?

Us too.

The first thing you look at when you see a girl, is her face.

What? No.

Hey... this... there's something wrong with this.

There's someone that you like among us here.

I just met you girls recently... I'm not that easy and flighty of a guy.

No!

This is really weird.

You've been stealing glances at that scantily-clad older girl over there.

That really isn't it. No!

Are you sure this isn't broken?

It's because you're so sly.

Why don't you give it a try too?

No, it's okay. I'm fine. You guys play amongst yourselves.

Just try it once.

Try it.

Looks are the first thing I notice when I look at a girl.

Not really.

You've stolen glances at that girl's legs sitting over there.

No.

I'm a porn mania. I can't live without porn.

No way!

I've liked a boy before.

You can't seem to answer the question.

That's...

Why are you asking such a silly question?

Shall we split up and hang out separately now?

Have you gone on a lot of blind dates before?

This is my third time.

They've all been a total bust until now, but today seems pretty good.

What do you think?

What's with the sigh?

You... must not like me.

No, no! It's not like that.

Then what's wrong?

The truth is...

I have a friend who's having a difficult time lately.

I want to help... but I don't think he needs my help.

I don't really know what to do.

What do you want to do?

I want to help.

-But... -Then what is there to consider?

-Do what you want to do, or... -Or?

Or...

You can regret it later on.

Girl friends are definitely the best when it comes to talking things out!

But I think I need to get going now. Let's see each other again another time!

Girlfriend?

What the heck? Does he want to start dating already?

Sorry.

The truth is, I actually already have a boyfriend.

What?

The truth is...

I came because I wanted to get revenge on my boyfriend for making me angry.

But you guys seem so nice that I can't do it anymore.

I'm sorry.

Sure... it could happen.

Aren't you going to get angry?

What is there to be angry about?

Thank to you, I had fun today.

Don't fight unnecessarily, and good luck with your boyfriend.

Thanks for understanding.

I'll get going then.

Time it takes to fall in love: 0.2 seconds.

I just put half of my heart on a bus in Seoul and sent it on its way.

Is there such a thing as transfer of the heart in love?

Let's see. Let's look at your teeth.

It looks like a simple cold.

I'll give you some medicine, so mix it into her food and give it to her.

Lettuce!

Lettuce!

Hey!

Why did you get back so soon?

What about you?

It just... happened that way.

I knew it... we do have a special connection.

I got seriously dumped too.

-Hey... perk up! -Of course!

Hey... you think I'd be pathetic enough to let this get to me that badly?

-I think you got me wrong. -Get your arm off of me. Let go.

What do you mean, let go?

W...w...wait.

What's wrong?

Well, it's...

I need to go use the bathroom. I'll be right back.

What the heck...

What's going on?

Just what is the matter with me?

Hey!

Wake up!

Hey, heart...

You seem not to be able to tell when to beat and when not to beat.

Why isn't he coming out?

Hey!

Lettuce!

What the heck?

Where did he go?

Hey, Gu Jae Hee!

Hey, Jae Hee!

He doesn't even have a cell phone...

I doubt he knows how to get back to school either.

Lettuce!

Stop!

Lettuce!

Lettuce!

Lettuce... Lettuce!

Lettuce! It's dangerous!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Lettuce, are you okay?

Hey... we're in big trouble.

I don't really know where we are.

Lettuce! It's raining, let's go!

I wonder when it'll stop raining.

This is a problem. I don't even have my wallet.

Lettuce! Where are you going?

Lettuce!

Lettuce! Do you know how worried I've been?

Are you okay?

Kang Tae Joon!

-Um... -Um...

-You can go first... -You can go first...

-No, you first... -No, you...

What happened yesterday...

I'm... sorry a little.

What?

And what happened today...

Thank you.

Is it less embarrassing for you to say it in English?

But what are you doing all the way out here?

Eun Gyul and I...

Eun Gyul!

Eun Gyul may be waiting for me.

Will you call him for me? I don't have a cell phone.

Where in the world did Softie go?

What's this?

Is my battery dead?

He's not answering his phone.

I'm sure that he went back to the dorm.

You think he got back safely?

Young man... you have a phone call.

I think it's done charging now.

Thank you.

Hey, where are you? Why weren't you answering your phone?

Where are you?

I'm at school.

You're not by any chance...

Still waiting for me there, are you?

You think I'm crazy?

I'm at a PC room nearby. I'm in the middle of playing some games.

-That's such a relief! I thought... -Stop talking nonsense. I'm hanging up.

Okay.

Teacher!

What's this about Tae Joon having Ipswich syndrome?

Are you trying to smear our school's reputation with such poor management of the students?

How could this story even exist?

Just how are you managing your students...

I don't think Tae Joon has Ipswich syndrome.

He doesn't? Says who?

I think the reporter just wrote that article however she wanted.

Really?

Then you should've told me sooner that's what happened.

And here I thought...

Everyone remembers that plumbing repairs are going on in the dorms this weekend, right?

Why don't you read through this?

I'm going to go home and eat tons of good food since it's been so long.

Eun Gyul, when are you going? Let's leave together.

I guess we could.

It must be nice for you guys to have somewhere to go to.

What do I do? I can't go back home either.

I don't know a single person here either.

Hey, Kiss Master, you could just be homeless.

-That suits you perfectly! -That's not a very nice thing to say!

Then do I take him home to my house?

This is something a friend does for one another.

Come in. This is my room.

Wow... your room is as clean and stylish as you are.

You're the first friend I've ever brought into my room.

-Really? -Yeah.

Friend, it's an honor.

-I think I need a shower. -You can use the shower in the hallway.

Okay, I got it.

Want to... take a shower together?

What?

What's the big deal? When we're going to be sharing a room now.

Let's just shower together.

And you know this, don't you? That I'm a Kiss Master!

Kiss... Master?

-Eun Gyul! -Are you okay?

If you have nowhere to go, you can come...

Eun Gyul...

You're bleeding...

What were you thinking of when you were walking?

Guys...

Do you all... want to come to my house?

-Excuse me? -To your house?

My family just opened up a pension. How about we all go there and have some fun?

I heard that female students from a modeling class will be there on their MT...

Ah! Right next to the pension is a nude beach.

Nude beach?

It sounds good to me, but...

I'll come.

Oh... okay, Eun Gyul. Make sure you come.

Then me too!

You're all coming then, okay?

Give him some tissue.

-Who else wants to go to the nude beach? -Are you okay?

-Eun Gyul. -Nude beach...

Are you going home for the weekend?

You should learn to respond when a person is speaking to you.

We're all going to Seung Ri's house.

Won't you come with us?

I heard that it's really nice. With a beach right out front.

It sounds like fun. Come with us.

-Huh? -You think I'd really go with you guys?

I just... thought that maybe.

Cha Eun Gyul...

Through this trip, I'm going to be definitive about it!

That I'm a 100% super man...

What are you mumbling about now?

You've been talking to yourself a lot lately.

You don't need to know.

I'm not the least curious about it.

Ah, are you going home?

No, I'm going to Seung Ri's.

What? You're going too?

I have no reason not to go since he told me that it's a bikini paradise.

Bikini...

Wow... so cool!

No time no see.

You're the guys that are here for the paradise special?

Here, give it to me.

-I can carry this myself. -Really?

Okay...

Okay! Let's go!

I came to get you. Get in.

I'm not going home.

Your father told me to bring you home.

Don't make things difficult and get in.

Give me a break.

Just get in.

What's this?

No one's going to deny you're a high jump athlete.

Where are you flying in from?

I'll just bum a ride up the road. I have a bit of a situation.

Then shall we go for a drive?

Put your seat belt on.

Okay... we've arrived at the Paradise Pension.

Mom!

Welcome home.

My son is home.

Thank you.

Wow...

Hello.

Wow... Seung Ri's mom is so young and so pretty!

She just looks young. Wipe off your drool, she's my mom!

But... where's the bikini troop?

I see that many of you have come. I welcome you tearfully.

My precious workers.

Workers?

Workers?

What the heck?

When are we going to finish all this?

But it's still fun, isn't it?

You find this fun?

Where is the bikini troop?

Hey, Softie...

-Should we paint a bikini troop? -Want to?

- An orange bikini? -Orange bikini...

What do we do about this?

It's okay. We're going to paint it over anyways.

Seriously, what the heck is this? I can't do it anymore.

I should've known when he said we can eat and stay here for free.

Here...

You guys are working very hard.

How is this any different than playing jokes on new incoming freshman?

-Here. -Seung Ri...

This is a total scam!

I feel like I'm already getting a heat stroke.

Please be a little more understanding. My mom can't do all this by herself.

And when I looked earlier, there were some of those girls with hot bodies that you like.

-Really? -So... hang in there.

Okay?

Seung Ri...

Where's the bikini troop?

That's right. You said there was a bikini troop here.

It's the bikini troop.

Where is this place?

Just someplace I know.

Go inside and unpack. I'm going to go sign us in.

Hey, Kang Tae Joon!

What the heck?

Grungy...

-How are you here... -What about you?

I thought you said you weren't going to come here.

Then this is...

I was kidnapped.

Kidnapped?

By whom?

It's just something.

Hey, kidnapped or whatever, I'm glad you're here.

Let me see your cellphone.

Why do you want my cellphone all of a sudden?

Hurry...

Seriously...

What are you doing?

Look over here.

1, 2, 3!

There...

The wings definitely suit you.

Don't do anything useless.

Go put this inside.

I'm going to go for a swim.

What the heck?

Bossing me around right away like this...

Okay... forget about everything for a while and get plenty of rest.

I'll take care of everything here.

Okay.

What about the costume? Did you pick one?

Han Na's design is pretty good, so we're going with her concept.

Really? Let me see it.

Tae Joon's interviews starts tomorrow, right?

We need to push all those to next week.

He's in Tae-an right now.

Tae Joon's in Tae-an?

Why?

He didn't tell me the details. He just said he'll be there for the weekend.

Really?

-Eat lots everyone, okay? -Yes, Seung Ri.

-Why don't you come and eat too? -I'm fine. You guys go ahead.

-I can finish up the grilling. Go ahead. -No, it's okay. I can finish this up.

I heard that you go to Genie High School?

-Yes. -Wow... that's something.

I bet your muscles are no joke.

Wow... feel the resilience.

-What's your major? -Athletics.

When did you start doing this line of work?

It hasn't been that long.

Wait...

What is that? It looks sloppy.

-Go sit down and eat. -No, it's okay.

I didn't know that you'd be coming.

I heard that you came with Doctor Jang?

Yeah. Somehow, I did.

I wonder why Doctor Jang came here?

Oh my... look at you working hard. Is the grilling going well?

-Yes. -Be careful not to burn yourself.

-Is everyone enjoying their dinner? -Yes.

-How's the food? -It's really good.

Even though there may not be a lot, the food's good, isn't it?

-Everyone enjoy. Go ahead and eat. -Yes.

You little punks didn't even ask me to join you to when dinner started.

You wouldn't even recognize loyalty if I wrapped it in lettuce and served it to you.

We were all just about to call you down...

Did you come here to have some fun too?

What the heck? Is all the meat here burnt?

Don't you have any plain rice, Sis?

-Sis? -Sis?

Then...

You scared the guys. Uncle, you're always...

Uncle?

Then the two of you...

Tae Joon!

I thought I was about to go crazy from hunger.

Give me some food!

Young man...

Come take a look at this.

-What is that? -Give this to your girlfriend as a gift.

Girls really like it.

Wow...

I'm sure your girlfriend will like it.

But I'm a...

I mean, I don't have a girlfriend.

Destiny is something you can never predict.

Just because you can't see it right now doesn't mean that you won't have one.

So even if you don't have a girlfriend, buy one of these.

If you buy one, you won't regret it.

How much is it?

It's Tae Joon.

Tae Joon.

What are you doing out here by yourself?

I have something to show you.

Can't you just leave me alone?

Let's see if you'll still be saying that after seeing what I have.

Ta-da!

-What is it? -I made it so I could give it to you.

When your mom was still alive, you used to like macadamia cookies.

Even though it doesn't taste just like your mom's...

Since I ate the most of your mom's cookies, it should be pretty close.

Just eat it and perk up a little.

Being cocky and stand off-ish is part of what's attractive about you.

If you walk around looking so drained, you get a total zero.

How is it?

Isn't it so pretty and really delicious? Huh?

Huh?

It's not bad.

You really have a difficult way of saying that it's good.

What is this?

Two hearts got stuck together.

Since my heart towards you is double sized.

What are you doing, Eun Gyul?

The spa here is killer. You're really not going to go to the spa?

There's something that I really have to confirm later.

What is it that you have to confirm?

There's just something.

As a man to man...

If we both get buck naked and take a bath...

I'm sure an answer will surface somehow.

Is there anyone at the spa?

It looked like everyone's already pretty much showered.

I was the last one.

Oh, wait...

About Tae Joon and I... making that mistake...

What about it?

Did you take the picture and send it out to everyone?

What grounds do you have to say something like that?

I just...

A man's instinct?

A man's instinct?

If I had, what are you going to do about it?

I'm not saying that I'll do anything about it...

Don't disillusion yourself.

Hey...

Have you seen Jae Hee?

Gu Jae Hee?

He said he was going to go take a shower.

Spa?

Okay. I'm going to go shower too.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Can I use the spa right now?

Yes, you may use it.

But why are you blocking the door? Hurry up and move.

Ah, yes...

Go ahead and use it.

What is this?

Okay... let's take this as far as it'll go.

What do I do?

I'm sure they'll take care of themselves.

Cha Eun Gyul...

That's a man, a man. Get your head on straight. That's a man.

Shall we exfoliate together?

What the heck?

Hey! What are you doing? Hey! Hey!

Grandmother?

What are you doing here?

-Didn't you pass away last year? -You rascal...

Get back down there quickly. It's not time for you to come here yet.

Quickly!

Why don't you just die?!

Why did you come again?

I told you that it's not time for you to come here yet.

Hurry up and get down there, you rascal.

Do you think I'm here because I want to be here?

Are you okay?

You... really didn't know when you went in?

Of course I didn't know. You think I'm crazy enough to sneak in there?

He needs to be reported to the police right away.

He needs to rot in jail for the rest of his life!

After trying to kill me...

Fine, report it to the police.

Let's handle it legally and see which one of us was more wronged!

What good have you done to yell?

After listening, I don't think Eun Gyul did it on purpose.

-So you need to endure it. -That jerk saw my whole body!

Then at least poke out his eyes!

What do you mean, I saw something?

Look at this. Can't you see the bump on my head?

If I get an x-ray at the hospital, it may even show a crack...

-Eun Gyul! Are you okay? -Hey! Cha Eun Gyul!

-Cha Eun Gyul... Eun Gyul! -Hey, Eun Gyul!

Guys... wake up.

Wake up. Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up, wake up. Hurry up and get up.

The last one to get downstairs gets no breakfast.

Quickly!

What is this?

Wait... set it down! It's heavy!

Don't bump it anywhere.

Make sure to get in between... And don't forget this spot.

Are you going to keep making me do all these menial tasks and make me look uncool?

How can you get any less cool here? Everyone, enjoy!

-Yes! -Wow! Watermelon! Yes!

Why are you here instead of being in the ocean?

Because the ocean makes me feel dirty. Just like you.

I shouldn't even bother...

Did you hear that, Water God? She said that you're dirty!

I told you to stop talking to me, so why do you keep talking to me?

-Hey! -What.

-Don't do it! Don't do it! -Don't do what? Don't do what?

You guys are seriously...

I knew I shouldn't have come.

Jae Hee!

Why are you guys having all the fun?

Jae Hee, will you come with me to town and help me grocery shop?

We're completely out of groceries.

-Of course. -Good. Then meet me out front.

-I'm going to go get the car. -Okay.

You two have gotten awfully close.

Yeah. Unlike someone else, he's really nice to me.

You...

Buy a pair of flip flops while you're out.

Why are they all so grungy like someone I know?

Where did it go?

Gu Jae Hee! Get in.

Yes.

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We should... consider your retirement.

If you're going to say nonsense about making me jump again

there's no need to do that anymore.

Because I've quit completely.

Jae Hee?

How is any of this fun? It's not fun at all!

That's right! I'm a girl again.

Your face looks really familiar.

Gu Jae Hee... I've got you.

Daniel!