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[Episode 2]

You're back, Hyung? No, I mean, Boss.

Today's contract was successful.

You must be happy.

You don't sound so enthusiastic.

But are you crying?

Thank you, Hyung. I mean, Boss.

This was made by a beer master on a private tap. Swirl it first and then try it.

It's like casting pearls before swine, isn't it?

Why are you so grim today, by the way?

I got rejected while eating spicy fish stew today.

Why is my life all early? An early graduation, an early retirement. (T/N: early and fish are the same word here)

Why did you eat the spicy fish stew then?

Is that something you eat when you want to confess to someone?

Why doesn't dating work for me?

Are you wearing my pants?

They're designer pants. They look awful on you. Take them off.

Leave it!

Did you say you have five older sisters?

Yes, I'm the sixth child.

Mr. Six, listen to me carefully.

Relationships happen when those with qualifications meet with others with qualifications,

where physical ambition and asset compensation mix in a complex manner. It's like a business.

For the business to work, you need to have similar interests.

That means you have to make yourself worth something.

That way, the other person will want to invest in you.

And they won't be able to leave so easily because of their investment. Do you understand?

I think that I'm already valuable enough right now.

What I mean is,

you have to make yourself desirable. Don't just give yourself away.

What?

I told you not to wear socks with holes in them. You have plenty of new ones.

This smell! Ah!

Would you look at that? He didn't even open the vitamin supplement. I gave it to him ages ago.

Bang Shik, Bang Shin! Aigoo. Where are you going, Bang Shik?

Oh, you like it? Bang Shik, do you like it that much?

Did you have food? Did you like it?

What did you eat? Mama's here.

I have three puppies.

Should we go running?

Stop running! When are we going to stop?

I'm going to really run then. I'm fast, I'm really fast, I'm fast!

Why? Why? What happened? Don't do it! Really Don't!

♫ I just want you to look at me ♫

What?

♫ Yummy, we'll fly ♫

Why are you so fast?

♫ Because I liked you so much ♫

♫ I just wanted to hide you away ♫

♫ When I see you, I'm happy all day ♫

♫ I laugh without realizing it ♫

- Rock, Paper, Scissors! - I win.

♫ I like this you, My love ♫

Nice! Always planning ahead.

- Are you relaxed now? - What?

You always come here when you have something on your mind.

You ghost-like person!

I tried going into the water today, actually, but I failed.

- Really? - Yes.

I was going to run in, pretending like I was going to die if I didn't.

But then I felt like dying even before I did it.

I thought I would be okay with it, but it looks like I'm still not.

You've gone halfway though.

The fact that you tried means that you're halfway to success.

That's what I learned from observing my patients who were going through rehabilitation treatment.

The mind comes before the body.

If you try a little harder, you'll be able to start again.

You don't have to cheer me up on purpose.

They say that giving up also takes courage.

I'm going to stop being miserable for not realizing my dream.

I just want to go forward little by little

by doing the things that I can do.

Ah! What kind of person throws out a cigarette butt on school property?

Should we leave now?

Okie dokie, smokie jokie.

♪ My butthole is powerful. Really really powerful. ♪

♪Just ask my poops. Long poops, short poops. ♪

- Sleep well! - You, too. Have a good night.

♫ When your legs don't work like they used to before, ♫

♫ And I can't sweep you off of your feet ♫

Hoon! ♫ Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love ♫

You're late.

My photo shoot concept meeting ran long. Sorry.

That's okay. Can you take off your hat though?

This hat is like the comb on a chicken or the antlers on a deer. You can't separate it from me.

What about the manuscript?

[Hoon Nam Jung Eum]

Great!

I really think that you're gifted in this.

Don't do that. Don't.

I'm not. I was too nosy back then.

Oh, Ms. Editor.

Are you preparing the article?

Yes, a friend of mine from back when I was in the army is the director of Toy Gallery.

They're apparently doing a show all about "kidult" stuff. He's on his way here, actually.

The word "army" sounds ridiculous coming from you.

I know that you work hard, but

I'm not sure if you have what it takes to be an editor.

I don't know how long I can wait.

Is it because

you're simply not good enough?

I don't think you can work with other people.

[Le Chic Men's Item Planning Exhibition.]

We picked your column as the winning piece for the competition.

"Men's words are different from women's words."

"Hoon Nam Jung Eum." You're going to compare it with Hunminjeongeum* to talk about the rules of relationships. (T/N: a document announcing the creation of the Korean writing system)

- Hoon Nam... Jung Eum...? - I finally...

have a reason to keep you around.

We'll publish this.

That's enough. This time is the last time.

The manuscript. This is the last time. It's yours, so you write it.

What are you talking about all of a sudden?

I already paved the way for you. You should start doing it yourself.

No, not yet. Help me at least one more time.

Do you know how many times you already asked me "one more time, one more time"?

Nam-ah!

I'm giving it up.

You're so pathetic.

♫ I didn't know love would come to me, too I didn't believe in things like that ♫

♫ I thought it was only a story in a TV drama But you appear in front of me, why? ♫

Hello!

Hi, would you like to take a survey?

Hello! Hae these wet tissues.

This is a survey about how single women think about marriage and having children. Here's a pen.

Please, come this way. All you need to do is check boxes.

Could you agree to provide personal information?

Then I will also give you mask packs.

I'm actually from a marriage information company.

We'd like to provide good information about marriage.

You can always hang up on us if you want to.

[Agreement to Disclose Personal Information]

Mm. Hey.

Thank you! Here are two face packs!

Thank you.

Unnie! What are you selling?

Me? I'm selling fate.

Wenches? You're a bad unnie.

I'm not selling wenches. How do I explain this?

- Ah, yes, it's like a thread. - Ah!

- This? - No.

Unnie, run!

Please clear up!

Please move out of the way.

Move out!

Why are you so down?

I was recruiting new members and got busted.

Do you want me to get you a list from my workplace?

I'll get in trouble!

Because of laws on personal privacy, you need to get their approval nowadays.

Really? I guess it's not that easy.

I'm the only one who didn't make their quota for the second half of last year.

Ah, Coach, what are you up to these days?

Me? I make the kids exercise.

And I binge-watch dramas when the kids don't exercise.

Do you not think of men?

What men? I'm forty. Living alone is easier.

Why not try, just for fun? Don't you want to try?

You... are you trying to sell this to me?

Please, I'm really desperate.

Could you just sign up for the cheapest one?

No, thanks.

You never know. You might end up meeting your soulmate.

Soulmate? What nonsense. If you're going to persuade me, do it right.

I've seen those cases! The people who find love later in their lives.

I've seen them show up, saying that they've started a new life while holding hands.

I'd rather die.

Alright then! Why don't you try it just once? What's really important right now is...

- The quota, right? - Yes.

Is this your first real job after you quit swimming?

Yes, I did many part-time jobs as well.

Give me the sign-up sheeet.

I don't care about meeting someone. I just want you to do well.

You can't do part-time work forever.

Is it better to do it by the number of dates or by the term?

This is so dirty! So dirty!

Nobody will ever know how dirty he is.

[Hoon Nam Jung Eum]

What is this? "Hoon Nam Jung Eum."

If it's "Hoon Nam Jung Eum" it means...

Isn't this supposed to be the bible for single people?

But what is this doing here?

What are you doing here? Don't clean my room.

But, Hyung, no, Boss—

Could you leave?

What's this? "On her first night,

- Chapter One: Create a scenario before you prepare the condom." - Hey!

Auntie is going to flip out if she finds out.

That's fine. What do you want?

First of all, I want the Armani jacket.

And then what?

And...

Can you... help me date?

Forget about it.

I was lying about having a dentist's appointment on Saturday.

I actually have a blind date.

Anyway, she said that she knows a good restaurant in Yeojoo. She suggested going on a drive.

So we went and she treated me to a course meal that costs ₩12,000.

Hyung, Hyung, are you even listening to my story?

I was so happy, and I remembered there's an outlet mall around,

so I bought her a bag and shoes.

Bu... I never heard back from her again.

Is it really true that if you buy shoes, she leaves you?

I shouldn't have bought her shoes.

I should've gotten her a belt. I heard if you buy them belts, good things happen.

Hyung, what should I do now? I should probably wait for her in front of her office, right?

First of all, get rid of those acupuncture slippers.

These? Why?

They feel so nice.

Can you do it?

Good!

This set is Pooh's friends without Tigger.

And this one is without Eeyore. This one's cheaper, by the way.

I will think about it one more time.

Do you like Pooh? I also like him.

First, find something you have in common with them.

This one has Tigger, and this one has Eeyore.

Rather than using negative words like "not,"

use positive words like "has."

They are both very important friends of Pooh.

Who would you prefer to take with you, Tigger or Eeyore?

Rather than asking closed questions that can be answered with "yes" or "no,"

ask open questions where they have to choose one or the other.

If you're lucky, they'll choose both.

I'll get both.

Mr. President, no, Mr. Director, I recently signed up for a matchmaking service.

And there are a bank teller and a yoga teacher among the members. Which one should I choose?

They're so different in every aspect.

Meet both.

♫ We met and fell in love ♫

Oh, hey.

Get the most expensive one, the one that comes with rhinestones and stuff.

Unnie, could you get her the most expensive one?

No, that's okay. I'll just go with something simple. This one.

Why? I told you to do the expensive one.

But, are you really this happy? You look like a different person.

I know. I didn't know I'd be like this either. Thank you, Jung Eum.

Like you said, I think I have met my soulmate.

I am really happy because of that man.

You said you'd never be persuaded.

But still, I am glad that it worked out well, I mean about your soulmate.

I felt kind of bad after forcing you to sign up.

I am actually completely jealous of you.

Why? Don't you have that doctor guy?

Oh, no. He's just a friend.

You never know. Look at me.

We're never going to be like that. We've known each other since we were kids.

And we had something going on when we were teenagers. I'm apparently not his type.

It could be different now.

Right now, I'm the one that doesn't want to.

Why do you hate a man like him, even when you had a thing?

We were just young then. We didn't know any better.

It would be difficult realistically, for him and me.

In my experience, you have to be on the same level for there to be no conflicts.

Choi Joon Soo is the top tier. And I'm... Anyway, it's statistically impossible.

What statistics? You can overcome anything with love!

You can't overcome it with love. I've seen so many cases.

That's because those instances weren't real love.

When you were dating Hoo Bin, you left in the middle of the match to stop him from going abroad.

Don't you remember? Everyone was trying to talk you out of it because he—

That man, are you not going to meet him today?

Today? Ah, apparently, today is the one day of the month where he has to file a report.

I'll just have to wait.

Last month's exhibition income from general admission and VIP admission has increased

by 13.68% compared to the month before.

We made about ₩200,000,000 in total.

The income from sales and additional investments

increased by 45.736% compared to the previous month.

The net income will be about ₩300,000,00.

We did better than I expected.

They say that you can't monetize art.

It's better than what you're doing, turning affairs into love.

Try not to do anything that could damage your father's public image while he's campaigning.

- Yes. - Yes.

Choon Nam, make sure you maintain the sanitation grade at the pickled radish factory so you don't get blamed for anything.

Yes.

Hoon Nam, you should pick your exhibitions carefully so that they're not vulgar.

Yes.

Yook Ryong, you're older than him, but take good care of Hoon Nam.

Yes, Aunt.

None of you should ever bring women to your workplaces.

- Yes. - Yes. - Yes.

Don't do this right now! Let's go!

Go back to your seats!

Hello, let us eat.

Uncle Hoon Nam!

Why is Alphago so smart?

It's because it costs twenty-five million dollars.

Eat your food.

Oppa.

Give them the cold medicine in thirty minutes.

I got it.

You know there's a class to attend tomorrow, right? Can you attend?

Okay, I got it.

You don't like living like this, do you?

How can I be happy about it every day? There are times when I don't like it either.

That's why you shouldn't have gotten married.

At the end of love, there's responsibility.

That's why I don't want to go all the way to the end.

Once it starts, you will have different thoughts.

That's why I will won't even let it start.

I don't want to pretend like I can be responsible.

And it's worse to run away from it.

That's right. Our dad lived like that.

But I don't want you to compromise on love because of that.

Are you leaving?

I prefer to be at the gallery. Why don't you sleep over?

I also have to go. I have an appointment.

At this time?

Aren't you running at it too hard nowadays?

I walk too, like speed walking.

I'll never be like my uncle, though.

I'm so impressed that he can have an affair with a younger woman at his age.

You're so jealous. You're just like him.

Hyung!

♫ I'm curious about you these days ♫

♫ I want to know all about you ♫

♫ I'm already imagining ♫

♫ being with you ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

♫ may I knock on your door ♫

Jung Eum.

Coach, why are you calling so early?

Today, the Han River looks so beautiful.

What? Han River?

I remember seeing this bridge at Park Hills that night.

Park Hills?

Jung Eum, love fooled me.

What? What happened?

He told me I was the only one.

He went to a motel with another woman.

♫ Another love is leaving me ♫

♫ During this night ♫

Coach!

Live well!

Hello?

What is she saying?

The person you are calling has switched off their phone.

You can leave your message after the beep.

Phone is switched off.

Phone is switched off.

Coach!

Oh, no. You're not her. I'm so sorry!

Hey, you son of a bitch!

Oh, Coach! Coach! What are you doing up there?

I'm going to take the greatest revenge.

Coach!

I loved you. A**hole!

No!

Korea: Kang Seon Hui 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10; Difficulty: 10, Penalty: 0.

Does anyone know how to swim?

Does anyone know how to swim!?

Thank you!

What are you thanking me for?

Over here, over here!

What do we do?

Oh, what to do?

Please save me!

Oh, what to do?

- Please help me. - Hey!

Hey!

Don't speak! Swim!

Oh, no!

What should I do?

Hurry!

Come here, faster, faster!

Over here.

Be careful.

Oh, come here, faster!

Oh, come here fast! Faster!

Hurry!

They're here.

Here, here, come up!

Coach, are you okay?

Ah, yes, I am fine, but isn't he dead?

Excuse me, are you okay?

Hey! Come to your senses!

What happened? What should I do? Come to your senses!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

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Please, tell me that I'll never have to see him again.

This is a competition as well.

How do you feel when someone steals something of yours?

Relationships are all about memories. They can be totally different if you flip them upside down.

Different recollections of the same thing.

That's a relationship.

♫ Oh love, I love you, Only U I'm in big trouble ♫

♫ I think about you all day ♫

♫ My heart feels like it'll explode I can't express it in words ♫

♫ I'm falling in love with you forever ♫

[Preview: Hoon Nam Jung Eum]

Yoo Jung Eum?

- Why are you doing this? - What do you mean "why?"

If it was just one person, I wouldn't say anything.

Eight people at the same time? Are you human?

There's a relationship column called "Hoon Nam Jung Eum."

It's called "Hoon Nam Jung Eum." It's really popular these days.

Why don't you work with professionals like them and give lectures or counseling for relationships?

I work at a matchmaking company.

Oh my God!

Take care of all of them in three months.

Are you talking about the absolutely undateable ones?

You'd better quit!

You dirty bastards!

I like the kind of women who are innocent and healthy.

Someone who feels like a good friend.

I think your love is up to the test.

I'll think about it if you promise that you'll never show up in front of me ever again.

♫ I'm feeling like I'm feeling this is love ♫

♫ I feel the love ♫