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♪
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[SOBBING]
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[SMALL SOB]
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[BIGGER SOB, SNIFFLES]
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[SOBBING LOUDLY]
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There's something very,
very weird about this place.
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Even the seagulls have
a New England accent.
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[SQUAWKING]
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A-yup.
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Why did we vacation here?
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It was on a list of
top ten places to see
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before you mysteriously disappear.
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Fool.
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This whole contest was a ruse.
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What the...?
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You are here to be sacrificed
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to an evil god from the ocean depths.
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- SpongeBob?
- No!
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The eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu.
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["NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN" PLAYING]
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HOMER: What the...?!
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[GROWLS]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait just a minute!
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I was promised an eating contest,
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and by the ancient law of the flyer,
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you have to provide me with one.
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Very well.
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An eating contest against
the monstrous Cthulhu?
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To him, the Great Barrier Reef
is just an average barrier reef.
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- Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast.
- Uh-oh.
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Mm. Mm. Mm.
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How you doing, Cthu?
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[RETCHES] Shut up, okay?
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Just shut up.
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[BELCHES] I need to take
a walk, that's all.
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I-I'll be fine.
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I win. And I get to name the prize.
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[GASPS] Fine.
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I'll give you whatever you want.
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Immortal life? Whale watching
where you actually see a whale?
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Hmm. I know exactly what I want.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh, man.
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BART: Mm, mm, mm.
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Ooh, ink sac.
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♪
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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[JAMES BOND THEME PLAYING]
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Now for a word from our late,
beloved Mapple founder,
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- Steve Mobs.
- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
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Hello.
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[CHEERING WILDLY]
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And stop.
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Since my unfortunate passing,
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if things have gone as I've planned,
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Mapple is now a trillion-dollar company,
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Roseanne has come and
gone like a summer storm
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and a less exciting version
of me has taken my place.
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I'm wearing your pants, Steve.
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And now I'm here to introduce
the new Myphone Ultima,
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which comes in the colors black...
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[CHEERING]
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- slate gray...
- [CHEERING]
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- and that's it.
- [CHEERING]
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The time has come. Commence operations.
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Can't they see you?
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They see nothing. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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This is too easy.
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For you. You just look at the monitor.
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Uh, Lenny? My phone says
that there's spores
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from outer space landing all around us.
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Well, my phone says there are
divorced moms in my area
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that want to meet me.
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♪
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[SHRIEKS]
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Oh, great, an homage to Body Snatchers,
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which in itself was a rip-off
of The Thing.
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This will be the last word
I ever say: C minus!
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[GROANS SOFTLY]
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I want to return this comic book.
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The dialogue sounded forced
when I read it aloud.
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I will help you, but first,
you are in danger.
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You can crash at my pod, I mean pad.
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No one says "pad" anymore. Run!
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Dad, I'm worried.
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Everyone's turning into a zombie.
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[GURGLING]
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Thank God you're okay.
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Mom! Something's wrong.
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There is no escape. We are all-powerful.
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Boy, Maggie, you're carrying
a lot of anger towards Mom.
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Chief, Chief, space plants
are eating everyone.
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You're telling me.
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- [BOTH GASP]
- Eh, don't feel bad.
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He was a lousy chief.
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You know, my feelings
haven't dissolved yet, Lou.
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Now, kids, that's just air escaping.
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[GUNSHOT]
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You cannot stop us.
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It is really just a matter of...
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How comes aliens never use contractions?
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We think it is scary.
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It is why we call Jerry's Deli
the Deli of Jerry.
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Oh! Conifer down.
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[LAUGHS]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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I'm not a plant!
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Prove it. Name the roster
of the Glasgow soccer club.
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I don't-I don't know.
I-Is there a-a Rooney?
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There's always a Rooney. Ah!
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[BART AND LISA SCREAM]
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Bart, dystopian movies have
taught me two things:
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"A," you can make a four-part
movie from a three-part book,
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and "B," there is no hope.
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So I'm saying good-bye to you now, Bart.
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Good-bye, sister.
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The last sound you hear
will be... [MOTORBOATING LIPS]
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[LIGETI'S REQUIEM PLAYING]
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♪ You don't win friends with salad ♪
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♪ You don't win friends with salad... ♪
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[REQUIEM CONTINUES]
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Congratulations, fortunate Earth-being.
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Welcome to your new paradise.
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[MAN LAUGHING]
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- Where are we?
- We're on a planet
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in what you incorrectly call
the Crab Nebula.
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You live in the Crab Nebula. You.
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Why would you kill me
and then bring me here?
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We didn't kill you. We have saved you.
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When you were absorbed on Earth,
your consciousness
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was transferred here
to this utopia, ha, ha.
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Well, my daughter will be very happy
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living with you green beans.
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She's a vegetarian.
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Murderer.
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[CHUCKLES] Just kidding.
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Have a piece of my ass.
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Uh...
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So wait, wait, wait.
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We're all pod people?
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I'm afraid you were already pod people.
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What are you talking about?
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iPod people, phone checkers,
tablet gazers.
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Never lifting your petals
to see the sun.
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Yes. Yes. This is perfect.
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A sci-fi story with a happy ending.
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Now let us brag some more.
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We are many, but we move as one.
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ALIEN 2: Finding out the best
of each other.
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ALIEN: Giving the love
that lets us go on.
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Where'd you get those?
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We just found them
wrapped under that guy.
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It's what I do, man. How you doing?
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Herb Tannenbaum.
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[GRUNTING]
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- He's waking up.
- Yes.
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Is there anything punching can't do?
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It can't set a clock.
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[GRUNTS] What's going on?
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Where are we?
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[LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Who did this to us?
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Uh, the last thing I remember
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is crashing a sleepover at Milhouse's.
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I got to work. So spend the night here.
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But I'm not invited.
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You think I was invited on the
Toledo Mud Hens team bus?
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When I was asked to leave, my
left boob suddenly popped out.
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That was a game-changer.
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NELSON: Then somebody mysteriously sent
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a case of orange drink, which we drank.
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[GROANS]
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You guys passed out,
and my first thought
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was "Call the police."
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But even heroes fall.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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Lisa?
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]: I'm not "Lisa."
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I'm Penelope.
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Whassup?
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Seriously, I want to know.
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I'm the one who brought you here
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after drugging your
SunnyD with Special K.
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As in ketamine.
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You K'd our D? You're crazy.
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Crazy, you say?
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[LOW VOICE]: Crazy.
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Crazy!
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[MILHOUSE'S VOICE]:
Who are you calling crazy?
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I'm not that loud.
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I'm gonna belt you.
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- Hmm.
- Eh.
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With a brassy Broadway tune.
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[SHOUTING]
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♪ You'll be trapped ♪
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♪ Trapped like rats ♪
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♪ No one knows where you're ats ♪
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♪ You'll eat my shorts
then you'll have a cow ♪
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♪ I'm gonna kick you now. ♪
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Applaud or die.
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- You die, boys.
- What? Why?
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Not one of you said "encore."
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But I think encores are
a ridiculous tradition.
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Just sing your songs and go.
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More pancakes, Lisa?
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[FRENCH ACCENT]:
Pancakes are meaningless.
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Life is meaningless.
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Marge, Lisa's being unusual.
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And where's Bart?
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Oh, yes, the Simpson boy.
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He called. He's staying with
the Milhouse for an extra day.
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And the great thing about boys is
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that nothing bad can
ever happen to them.
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Come on, Milhouse,
put your brain into it.
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The door isn't even scratched.
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Oh, we were trying to break the door?
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Okay, I got a plan.
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First, Milhouse, gnaw
through your ankle.
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I will, but I'm allergic to myself.
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I swear, if you say
one more wimpy thing...
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Not my Gloria Vanderbilt glasses.
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They were on the cover
of Women's Health.
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♪
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Ha-ha!
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[SING-SONGY]: Lisa's wearing a dress.
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT]:
All right, ya little beasties.
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Are ye ready for a trip
to the Scottish Die-lands?
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Just let yourselves out,
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but beware the Beast!
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Ah, isn't that cute?
She learned an accent
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from Groundskeeper Willie.
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Not that cute.
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BART: Ay caramba!
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♪
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Wish I could burn the
calories off that easily.
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[SINGSONGY]: You've got body issues.
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♪
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[DEEP VOICE]: It's time to
recycle, you stupid boys.
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Careful, Lisa.
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If you keep yelling like that,
you'll get vocal polyps
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like Adele.
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[GRUNTS]
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Please wear one of my bones
around your neck...
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[GRUNTS]
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Ha-ha! You missed.
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What happened to you?
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You know what you did!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, well, Little Miss Perfect.
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I'm sure somebody changed this,
but I don't care.
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You know, I never feel more like
a trademark corporate spokesman
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than when I wake up in an empty bed.
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You can never make me feel
as good as this.
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Oh, no!
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You ruined Lisa's life and on that day,
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the Beast was born!
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[YELLS]
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One American creates this
much garbage in one day.
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Oh, just kill me. Don't teach me.
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[CRYING]: I'm your brother.
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[BART CRIES]
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[NORMAL VOICE]: If you have
a great speech to save yourself,
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now would be the time.
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I'm rooting for ya.
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Lis, please forgive me.
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I'm your big brother.
I'll always be there for you.
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When your boyfriend dumps you,
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I'll take you drinking and
tell you what a jerk he was.
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When he takes you back,
I'll tell you he's great
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and go to games with him.
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I'll humanize your campaign biography.
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Am I reaching you?
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[GASPS] It worked.
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I'm back.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Why'd you do it, sweetie?
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Sometimes, Mom, a woman gets
pushed so far, she just snaps.
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You know how that feels,
don't you? Don't you?
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No, not at all.
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Where's Dad?
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Tied up in the trunk of the car.
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How am I supposed to know
the day we got married
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falls on our wedding anniversary?
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Always wanted to be a paper boy.
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00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,234
You know, you're cute this way.
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00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,637
Aw. Have a perfume sample.
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00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,642
So, Smithers, what do you think?
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I'll rejuvenate the elderly
using untested dinosaur DNA.
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It could make me a fortune or
fill the world with monsters.
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It could make me a fortune.
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[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
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Why do you need doors?
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You could just fly over the wall.
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- Damn it.
- I hope Grandpa's happy
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in this new retirement home.
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"I'm sure he's happier here"
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is what we'll always say
about old people
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no matter where we put them.
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There's something weird
about this place...
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that doesn't show up on any map.
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00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:48,372
Oh, Lisa, you're always so suspicious.
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Welcome to Geriatric Park
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where our motto is,
"No further questions."
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ANNOUNCER: Here at
Geriatric Park, we combine
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speculative theories
with untested technologies
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to give our seniors a better life.
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00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:07,425
Possible side effects include:
back spikes, protective plates,
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giant claws, fear of asteroids,
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being a precursor to our modern birds,
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00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,464
a second tail brain, loss
of ears and increased libido.
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00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,566
If you are currently egg-laying
or expect to be egg-laying,
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consult your paleontologist.
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Now, meet your Jurassic
perked-up loved ones.
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[MUSIC RESEMBLING "THEME
FROM JURASSIC PARK" PLAYS]
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♪ They were old ♪
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♪ They were sad ♪
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♪ And their joints all hurt ♪
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♪ Now they're here ♪
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00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,691
♪ And they're glad ♪
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♪ They've hit pay dirt ♪
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♪ Geriatric Park ♪
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♪ Geriatric Park ♪
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♪ It's so, so safe ♪
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♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
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♪ Can go wrong, can go wrong ♪
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00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:04,415
♪ Can go wrong... ♪
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00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:08,686
Abe, I've never seen you
so vibrant and alive.
330
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,654
Well, I don't like to complain.
331
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,456
Wow, you have changed.
332
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:15,359
But they keep it a little cold here.
333
00:17:15,428 --> 00:17:18,396
Anything for you, Dad.
334
00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:20,531
Don't want to read. I'm on vacation.
335
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,667
♪
336
00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:35,513
What's happening?
337
00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:36,747
Someone has raised the temperature.
338
00:17:36,783 --> 00:17:38,682
Let's take a look at
the microscopic level
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00:17:38,718 --> 00:17:40,484
with the peephole and the twisty thing
340
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:42,553
and the little slide of glass.
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00:17:49,796 --> 00:17:53,330
[GURGLES]
342
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:55,332
Huh?
343
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:56,500
Ah!
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00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:58,669
Yah!
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00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,505
[SCREECHES]
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You even taste disappointing.
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00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:05,743
Half of that taste is you.
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00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:07,378
[GROWLS]
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[THEME RESUMES PLAYING]
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Dang it.
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[GRUNTS]
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[ROARS]
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[SHOUTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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You can't kill me.
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00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,383
I'm your creator, for flaving out loud.
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00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,789
Credit hog.
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00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:55,459
FRINK: You were listed
in the footnotes. Oy.
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00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,730
Oh, we're saved.
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00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,439
[ROARS]
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[GASPS] It's my mom.
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00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:12,343
In the best mood we've ever seen her.
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00:19:12,378 --> 00:19:13,744
[GASPS] It's raining.
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00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,513
The old people will head to the TV room
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00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:16,747
and watch The Weather Channel.
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00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,750
That's not rain. It's Grampa.
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00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,719
[ROARS]
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00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:26,524
Lisa, no!
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00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:29,593
Sorry, I just believe in
the ultimate, basic goodness
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00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,629
of people.
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00:19:31,664 --> 00:19:34,365
Grampa, I don't think
you want to hurt me.
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00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,301
You just want me to see you as a person,
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00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:41,539
not some strange, scary monster
we call a senior citizen.
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00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:45,376
Grampa, I want to hear your opinion
375
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:47,545
about everything.
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00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,314
She's making the ultimate sacrifice:
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00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:51,649
getting him started.
378
00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:56,687
Aw, Grampa.
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00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:01,458
I still love you.
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00:20:02,762 --> 00:20:05,329
All they wanted was to be cherished.
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00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:08,432
They've even learned how to get
respect from the orderlies.
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00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,667
I don't care if you haven't finished.
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00:20:09,735 --> 00:20:12,436
I'm off the clock. [GRUNTS]
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00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:15,573
And once again, the true
monster, the soulless CEO,
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00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:17,575
escapes unscathed.
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00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:21,512
Oy. Too rich for my blood.
387
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,447
Ugh. [COUGHS]
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00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,449
That was a lovely visit.
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00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:26,617
Although, I could've done
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00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,619
without some of the decapitations.
391
00:20:28,654 --> 00:20:31,689
Uh, Mom, where's the pilot?
392
00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:34,592
Virgin Air I'm not.
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00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,560
[LAUGHS]
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00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:45,112
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