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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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What does that mean?
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Jesus, we could not have screwed up
that spell worse,
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and we can't take it back.
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You showed up
with that sigil on your hand.
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It appeared when I was
dreaming of Fillory.
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- It came from Jane.
- Who are you?
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I'm a member of The Order,
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the keepers of the libraries
of the Neitherlands.
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Any idea who the motherfuckers
in the hoods are, trying to kill me?
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They've been thoroughly cursed,
so they can't use the fountains,
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but that hasn't stopped them
from finding other employment.
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The Beast?
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We are the best Magicians we know,
but Menolly is dying.
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Bender's trying to stay
off the ledge every day.
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- And you?
- Eight years ago,
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I was a drug addict,
and I left my son in a hot car.
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We're not learning anything new.
Beast always kills us.
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There was one time
we didn't all die...
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when we went to Fillory.
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Point is, we need
some serious battle magic.
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Bottling our emotions...
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When the feelings come back,
it's extremely intense.
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[giggling]
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[all laughing]
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Near the bridge, there's a man
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who has served me
a thousand years.
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Bring him three gifts.
He'll show you the way.
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[horn blaring
and sirens wailing]
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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[elevator dings]
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[rap music]
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[man rapping in Spanish]
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Huh.
Not what I expected.
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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Die, fucker!
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[shouting in Spanish]
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♪ ♪
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Well, that sucked ass.
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Julia, Kady!
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Finally.
Bienvenidas.
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Are we interrupting or...
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Oh, no, no, no.
Just passing the time.
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So...
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Uh, yeah, um...
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We bring forsythia...
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Mm-hmm.
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And honeycomb.
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Hmm.
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Hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Muy bien, chicas.
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Muy bien.
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Two down.
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Where's the platinum?
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We didn't bring that.
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Too bad.
Exit through the gift shop.
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But we did bring something
of great and shining worth.
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Just say it.
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If you're wrong, you're wrong.
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We brought you our faith.
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Ooh.
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Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
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Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.
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I like it.
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But to be honest,
I'm sensing more skepticism
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than faith here.
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[chuckles]
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Look, um, I'm trying.
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She's the one
that had the dream, okay?
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Hey.
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Kady, your mother
used your faith,
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but she isn't your true mother.
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Our Lady feels
you require a miracle.
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[inhales deeply]
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[exhales sharply]
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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Oh, my God.
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Wha... what ha...
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What did he do?
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I don't... I don't know.
I've had this tightness
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ever since my mom,
but it's gone.
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Ah, there it is.
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Faith.
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Okay, so...
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[clears throat]
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Let's get to brass.
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You're here why?
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We seek an audience
with Our Lady Underground.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Why do you think
you deserve to see her?
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- Hmm?
- It's okay.
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Why should she waste
her time with you?
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I am privileged,
and I have done some stupid shit,
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and I have been through nothing
compared to some of my friends.
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So you wish to help them?
Heal them? Is that it?
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Yes, that is exactly
what I want to do.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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[clicking tongue]
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Magicians...
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that's all you ever want,
power, every time.
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You know what?
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For the longest time,
that is all I wanted.
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But now I just want to do whatever
the fuck it is I'm supposed to.
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And if she's around,
if she gives a shit,
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I have to believe
she wants her daughters
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to show a little ambition.
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So you tell her that I am trying
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to reach something higher.
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Nuestra Señora sits and waits,
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and no one asks.
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She watches.
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She weeps.
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But today, she's
grinning like a fool.
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Here's the invocation.
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May her blessings be with you.
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Thank you.
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And one more piece
of advice for the chosen.
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You can't unring a bell,
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so be certain
when you call, Julia.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Look...
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All y'all look like
you did a crime last night.
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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According to all
the probability shit,
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we don't have time to wait.
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One or another super shitty ending
is coming within days
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if we don't at least
try to go get the knife.
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So...
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Oh, God.
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The Neitherlands is
Grand Central for the multiverse.
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The button will bring you in,
and once you're there...
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Yes, the fountains are portals.
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Can I say this?
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For your interest?
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As far as I know,
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you don't need
a button or anything
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to ride the fountains,
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so don't fall in.
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Don't get lost.
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The whole place is crawling
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with battle magic motherfuckers
with hoods on.
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We get separated,
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you're dead.
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Seriously,
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what the fuck is going on
with you people?
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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Nothing.
We're fine, aren't we, El?
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We're phenomenal.
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Fine, okay.
We're not okay.
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Forget it.
We just need to...
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- We're going to...
- It's over!
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I need a minute.
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Alice is just a little bit
sensitive right now.
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Would you just shut
the fuck up, Margo?
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Are you seriously
mad at me right now?
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What the fuck
did I just walk into?
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My life. Welcome.
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It's not funny,
and it's not a joke.
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But it truly is, Quentin.
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You people
need to stow your shit!
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We get it!
Would you just, please,
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give us a fucking goddamn minute?
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♪ I just want to dance
all over the room ♪
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♪ All I wanted to do,
all I wanted to do ♪
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♪ Just celebrate ♪
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♪ Party with my friends
or all by myself ♪
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How you doing?
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Come on.
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Stop worrying.
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Fine.
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- So the hermit was creepy.
- Super creepy.
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You didn't feel what I felt.
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I don't know.
Whatever he was channeling,
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it was the real deal.
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She's just nervous.
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There's always some creepy guy
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when you're about to blow
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the patriarchy's head
out of their ass.
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[all laughing]
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Everything is, um,
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about to change...
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everything, finally.
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♪ All I wanted to do ♪
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- Yeah.
- Cheers.
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♪ Just celebrate ♪
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[pounding on door]
What?
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Okay, you are the least crazy.
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Tell me what's going on.
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It... nothing.
Just forget it.
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What the hell are you drinking?
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I don't know.
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Triple sec?
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What did Quentin do?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Fair enough.
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Can I get some?
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It's good.
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It's not good.
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No, it's not good.
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Yeah.
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Let you in on
a little secret, though.
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I used to drink Midori
in high school.
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It's like melon
crossed with perfume
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crossed with ass.
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Yum.
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Fuck did I know?
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I was trying to get
the voices to go away.
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Point is, I'm not judging
anyone for triple sec.
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And...
[chuckles]
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I can tell when someone's trying
to make something go away.
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So Midori, hmm?
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Does it work?
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Nothing works forever.
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But, you know,
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if you stop worrying
about forever,
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there's plenty of shit that can
get you through the next hour.
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[laughter
and indistinct chatter]
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[relaxed music]
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♪ ♪
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Is what he said
still bugging you?
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He looked at me like
he could see through me.
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And Kady doesn't seem
to share your reservation.
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She seems better.
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Yeah.
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I don't know why
I feel this way.
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Our Lady came to me in a dream.
Shouldn't that remove all doubt?
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Look, something like this
is about intention,
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what we bring into it.
Our intentions are pure.
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- So just stop worrying?
- Yeah.
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Just like... [snaps fingers]
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For now.
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Tomorrow you can worry
all you want
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about Our Lady Underground.
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Tonight... tonight should be
about Dionysus.
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Whoo, ooh.
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[laughs]
Dionysus, okay.
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You, uh...
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you bang a lot of undergrads
with that one?
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Fewer than I'd hoped.
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[both chuckle]
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[gentle piano music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hmm?
- Say it works.
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And that means what for you?
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You asking if I'm coming back?
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Kind of, yeah.
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I hadn't much planned for it really.
I just want to get there,
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and I'll stay
or go somewhere quiet.
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If Our Lady
has other plans, hmm,
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I'll do that.
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I'll miss you.
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I'll miss you too.
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To think you were so crabby in rehab,
we almost never spoke.
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[both chuckle]
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God, you are really
something, Julia.
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I bet you say that
to all the girls
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you slept with
three minutes ago.
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- That's funny.
- Hmm.
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But I mean it. I do.
269
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,680
That bite, that...
270
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,815
that thing in you that wants
to puzzle everything out,
271
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,620
that is gold.
272
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,192
No matter how crabby
it makes me?
273
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,004
I think especially
when it makes you crabby.
274
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,797
I think that us angry,
275
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,700
questioning people
sometimes shut up too fast,
276
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:28,673
and that is probably part
of why the gods took off.
277
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:34,513
No one around with the fire
to keep yelling their names.
278
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,982
This is gonna sound corny,
279
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,518
but don't lose that fire.
280
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,289
Well, it sounds like
you're saying good-bye.
281
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,588
I'm saying thank you.
282
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,325
So this is a little hitch
in our adventure.
283
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,400
Are we just gonna act
like children now?
284
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:55,669
Now, now, Bambi.
He's got a right to be mad.
285
00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:56,968
No, he doesn't.
286
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,844
People don't get to be mad at me
because I had sex with them.
287
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:02,169
You're welcome, both of you.
288
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,465
Oh, come on.
289
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,706
We were all messed up
on emotion magic.
290
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,482
- We deserve a pass.
- I don't need a pass.
291
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:09,911
You two have ruined my life.
292
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,847
No offense, Quentin,
but I think you did that all yourself.
293
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,192
Can we just cut to the part
where we go to another world
294
00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:19,197
and skip the whole guilt
and recriminations bit, please?
295
00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:22,060
You would like that,
wouldn't you?
296
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,361
Is it wrong that I'm starting
to side with The Beast?
297
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,426
[moans]
298
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,739
[moaning]
299
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,577
Mmm.
300
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,847
[moaning]
301
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,708
Ah! Ah.
302
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,576
Fuck.
[moaning]
303
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,685
[both moaning]
304
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,793
[pensive music]
305
00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:02,726
♪ ♪
306
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,765
All right.
[exhales]
307
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:10,240
♪ ♪
308
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,576
[footsteps thudding]
309
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,286
Didn't think
you had that in you.
310
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,792
You don't get to shame me.
311
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,194
You slept with two other people.
We broke up.
312
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,493
I was out of my mind.
313
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,432
I made a mistake,
and you aimed a weapon.
314
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,426
I'm glad it hurt.
It should hurt.
315
00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:41,135
Boys and girls,
316
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,970
I hate to cut into
what is clearly a moment,
317
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,506
but the fact is,
318
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,911
according to the best
and only magic we have,
319
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,154
we have to go
or The Beast will kill us.
320
00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:51,449
End of story.
321
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,318
Take out your emotions.
322
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,919
You can fight later.
323
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,021
Sound good?
324
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,285
All right, if you guys
are using those emotion bottles,
325
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,985
let's go.
326
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:07,696
[all chanting together
in Japanese]
327
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,937
[all groaning]
328
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,977
[speaking Japanese]
329
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,220
[gasps]
330
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:34,633
How I was feeling about Quentin
would have got us all killed.
331
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,697
I was very angry a moment ago,
332
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,499
but I have to be honest.
333
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,370
You two would make
a cute couple.
334
00:16:43,371 --> 00:16:45,699
[scoffs]
335
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,965
Join hands, everyone.
336
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,113
[water splashing]
337
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,557
Let's move, fast.
338
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,358
The map says...
339
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,430
Got it.
340
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,198
Quentin?
341
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,599
We've been waiting.
342
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,600
[dramatic music]
343
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,770
♪ ♪
344
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,701
Run!
345
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,406
♪ ♪
346
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,178
[grunts]
347
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,679
Shit.
348
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,059
We certainly lost that fight.
349
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,286
- How'd you find this place?
- Got lucky last time.
350
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,393
Quentin had the map.
351
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,896
- Shit.
- No map,
352
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,866
evil mercenary assholes
everywhere, stuck in a library...
353
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,067
this is not how we decided
this would go.
354
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,869
Penny, you know this place.
355
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,907
There must be somebody
we can talk to.
356
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,611
Yeah, there might be.
Follow me.
357
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,612
[eerie music]
358
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:07,315
♪ ♪
359
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,888
Penny, Alice, Eliot, and Janet,
360
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,322
you are all late.
361
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,991
Actually, it's Margo.
362
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,092
This time.
363
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,631
Look, we need your help,
364
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,058
though you probably
already knew that.
365
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,297
I did.
366
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,398
The answer is yes, you can stay,
367
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,930
with a few caveats.
368
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,225
Here it comes.
369
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,296
One, no harm comes to the books.
370
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,806
Yeah, we get that.
371
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,738
Two, no food, drinks,
or any other intoxicants
372
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,013
are allowed in the library
at any time.
373
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,028
That includes emotion bottles.
374
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:50,427
Damage always ensues.
375
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,829
[glass shattering]
376
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,799
[all inhale and groan]
377
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,830
You understand, of course.
378
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,166
[all groaning and moaning]
379
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,311
I planned my whole outfit
around that bottle!
380
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,749
[indistinct chatter]
381
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,621
Could you get
to the point, Quentin?
382
00:19:12,622 --> 00:19:14,278
I have a trustees meeting.
383
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,486
You know something about
what's been happening here...
384
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,057
The Beast, Eliza.
385
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,858
I would like to know
what is really going on here.
386
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,296
I know you would,
but we are done.
387
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:29,630
- How did you lose your virginity?
- I was 24 years old.
388
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,235
I was too embarrassed
to tell anyone.
389
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,167
She was considerably
older than I
390
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,641
and, oh, much, much
more experienced.
391
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,310
But...
392
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,579
Fuck!
393
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,080
You've managed to dose me,
haven't you?
394
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,352
In my tea.
You little shit.
395
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,356
Truth serum is toxic,
Quentin, and banned.
396
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,017
And if you were going
to throw magic at me,
397
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,385
you would have done so already,
but you haven't.
398
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:59,230
Eliza...
who is she?
399
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:03,398
Eliza's real name
is Jane Chatwin.
400
00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:06,069
Oh...
401
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:10,307
I was kind of poking around
in the dark with that one. Uh...
402
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,080
Okay, what does Jane
have to do with The Beast?
403
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:17,048
Do you remember the gift
that Jane was given in the book
404
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,549
"The Girl Who Told Time"?
405
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,688
Uh, yeah, Ember gave her
a watch and a locket.
406
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:28,225
Ember gave her the ability
to fuck with time on a cosmic scale,
407
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,957
and Jane used it
to create a time loop.
408
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:35,025
When she'd fail to stop The Beast,
she'd restart the loop.
409
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:40,871
A time loop.
Okay. Uh...
410
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,142
So what do we have to do
with The Beast?
411
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,712
You just keep getting involved.
412
00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,581
I don't keep doing anything.
413
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:49,110
Can you imagine, Quentin,
414
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:53,952
how many times we've had
this exact conversation?
415
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,553
You've managed to slip
truth serum to me 27 times,
416
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,386
27 ways, and I'm quite sick of it.
417
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,232
So, what, this is just some giant,
blood-soaked "Groundhog Day"?
418
00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,729
You always bring up
that fucking movie.
419
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,461
I still haven't seen it.
420
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,566
[chuckles]
421
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,327
Now it's a point of pride.
422
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,736
Answer my question.
423
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:16,739
In each loop,
Jane alters something
424
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,642
to see if it'll
change the outcome.
425
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,475
The sigil that appeared
on your hand,
426
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,147
brought you to Alice...
427
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,248
that was Jane trying
to get the ball rolling,
428
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,921
trying to get you all
together, working fast,
429
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:30,490
and we all know how well
that particular great idea
430
00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,957
worked out, don't we?
431
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,758
So has anything actually helped?
432
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,860
So far, all the loops
end in your death.
433
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,463
How many times have I died?
434
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,925
39.
435
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,933
39 times.
436
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,795
And if you die a 40th,
437
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,203
at least I won't
have to hear you
438
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,865
ask me this question ever again.
439
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,776
Jane's dead, Quentin.
440
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,277
The loop's done.
441
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,509
There's no one to reset it.
442
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,345
So this is it?
443
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,018
This isn't my problem.
444
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,019
My problem is that
I'm strong enough
445
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,121
to discern a time loop
446
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,893
but not strong enough
to change it.
447
00:22:05,894 --> 00:22:07,558
We better hope and pray
448
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,459
that Jane altered the right
thing this time around.
449
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,662
Anything else, Quentin?
450
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,595
What's different this time?
451
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,138
Please, no books on the floor.
452
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,047
I love this one.
453
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,917
Photos from places
I can't imagine.
454
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,748
I know you hate it now,
455
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,756
but travelers wrote
our most precious books.
456
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,687
The library is what it is
because of them.
457
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,662
You make it sound
so simple and fun.
458
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:48,166
No. But it is valuable.
459
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,727
And in my observation,
460
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:53,535
master travelers have
a fantastic time doing it.
461
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:58,376
I was looking
for any technical info
462
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,237
that would get me anywhere
close to mastery, but...
463
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,906
The books you seek
are in another branch.
464
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,876
Of course they are.
465
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,045
Look, could you...
could you expedite that shit?
466
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,785
I don't have much time,
467
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,890
and I really need to know
how to take people with me.
468
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,393
I'll put in a request.
469
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,456
Why am I not feeling optimistic?
470
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,465
Probably because
Franz Kafka wrote "The Trial"
471
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:24,936
after spending a week
in the library.
472
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:29,367
But, Penny, if you can
survive long enough,
473
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,635
you will get a handle on it.
474
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:35,580
I promise.
475
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,648
If?
476
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:40,419
Say that in my book?
477
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,491
No spoilers.
478
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:51,657
[eerie music]
479
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:54,132
♪ ♪
480
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,933
[knock at door]
481
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,580
Hi.
482
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:19,123
- I was at Brakebills?
- You were supposed to be.
483
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,460
Or you were, like, 39 times.
484
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,261
You were the thing they changed.
485
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,433
Jane thought, you know,
cast you out in the cold,
486
00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:28,472
and you would get stronger,
and...
487
00:24:28,473 --> 00:24:30,797
So I was right.
488
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,937
The whole time, I was right.
489
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:36,558
I don't know
what to say, Jules. I...
490
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,911
I should have
believed you, Jules.
491
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:42,480
I should have known,
and I'm... I'm...
492
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,649
Um...
493
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,486
Look, that doesn't make up
for what I did to you,
494
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:52,517
which was stupid
495
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:55,827
and vindictive
496
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:59,728
and really dangerous.
497
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:03,331
I'm so sorry, Q.
498
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,895
Thank you.
499
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,035
- So how do we fix it?
- I don't know.
500
00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,484
I just know that
I'm gonna get killed soon,
501
00:25:14,485 --> 00:25:16,480
and I don't really want to die
502
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:20,718
being mad at my oldest friend.
503
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:24,891
- I really fucking missed you.
- Yeah, me, too, actually.
504
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:35,434
You smell the same.
505
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:42,840
Okay, all right. Uh...
[clears throat]
506
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,441
So...
[sighs]
507
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:47,278
Big conspiracy.
508
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,679
Wheels within wheels.
509
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,281
Julia doesn't go
to Brakebills, and?
510
00:25:51,282 --> 00:25:55,419
You're taking this a lot
better than I would have.
511
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:59,690
It's because there is bigger,
better magic in the world.
512
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:02,360
I mean, you would not believe
some of the shit I've seen.
513
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,029
I can barely believe it.
514
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:08,900
Wha... what?
515
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,991
Some friends and I got into
some pretty eclectic shit.
516
00:26:11,993 --> 00:26:15,635
You and Kady?
Where is she?
517
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,571
On a mission.
518
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,376
They all are.
519
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,800
They got pretty strict
marching orders.
520
00:26:22,801 --> 00:26:24,248
From?
521
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,149
A goddess.
522
00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:30,952
We summoned, and she came.
523
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,816
You mean, um, here?
524
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,626
To your loft?
525
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:38,127
You don't believe me.
Shit, I wouldn't either.
526
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:41,430
That is why she gave me proof.
527
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,201
- Is that milk?
- Yeah.
528
00:26:50,202 --> 00:26:53,641
Cool, useless, kind of gross.
529
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:57,275
But look under the hood.
530
00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,120
Oh, my God.
531
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,822
Who did this magic?
532
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,926
I told you.
She did.
533
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,787
I mean, it was crazy.
534
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:14,656
It was like being
on a massive dose of ecstasy.
535
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,296
When she touched me,
536
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,539
it was like my psyche
was defragging.
537
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,697
I mean, she...
she touched all of us.
538
00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:22,936
She granted every petition.
539
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,211
She cured Menolly's
breast cancer;
540
00:27:25,212 --> 00:27:28,710
she sent Richard
to where he wanted to go.
541
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:30,281
I watched this.
542
00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,152
I thought magic
couldn't cure cancer.
543
00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:33,950
Not regular magic.
544
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,387
Look, I can't lie, okay?
545
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:39,618
It was shitty going
for a while there,
546
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,015
not being in Brakebills,
547
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,486
but I can't sit here now
548
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,525
and think it was
anything but fate.
549
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:50,167
Right, or just the right
random combination.
550
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,598
Okay, suit yourself, nihilist.
551
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,776
I need your help.
552
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,511
I don't know how to get back,
553
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,812
and, um, my friends,
we got separated,
554
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:06,015
and I just... I can't let them
fight The Beast on their own,
555
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,178
and I have to find a way, um...
556
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,516
Let me get this straight.
557
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,991
You want me to come
to Fillory with you.
558
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:16,032
Uh, yeah.
559
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,556
Come here.
560
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:24,396
Holy shit.
This is our table.
561
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,873
Kind of been planning
this trip since we were nine.
562
00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:28,692
We kind of have, huh?
563
00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:31,342
Our Lady gave me a mission to...
564
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,543
I sound like a nutjob.
565
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,575
- Kind of.
- [chuckles]
566
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,680
What's the mission?
567
00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:41,719
She said it was my destiny
568
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,120
to basically find
a whole new kind of magic.
569
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,293
You know, she said
it was something
570
00:28:47,294 --> 00:28:51,796
that couldn't be given.
It had to be found.
571
00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:55,966
So we have to find it.
572
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,767
And I bet you it's here.
573
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:00,799
So I guess we're off
to see the Wizard.
574
00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:03,466
Have you given any thought
to how we're gonna get there?
575
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:08,212
Start of the London Blitz, 1940,
and then their mom dies, 1941.
576
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,882
Q, where are you
going with this?
577
00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,781
Okay, so we can't just
open a door to Fillory,
578
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,453
but we do know when they open...
579
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,787
every time the Chatwins go.
580
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,418
So if we could just
find a way to get there,
581
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,591
then we could follow 'em in.
582
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,126
Uh...
583
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:26,097
Look, all I know is time magic
is apparently a thing,
584
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,258
a thing that's been dicking with
us for the past 39 lifetimes.
585
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:31,066
So I say we find a way
to make it work for us.
586
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,969
Wait, but that would put us
in past Fillory, right?
587
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:36,140
Fillory is magic.
588
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,809
Remember,
Jane falls in that swamp,
589
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,580
and then she comes out
20 years later.
590
00:29:40,581 --> 00:29:44,678
She strikes a deal with
the Watcherwoman to send her back.
591
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:49,153
Once you're there,
there's always a way.
592
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:50,821
I have an idea,
593
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:52,552
something Richard told me,
594
00:29:52,553 --> 00:29:55,092
but we have to go
somewhere to get it.
595
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:56,861
Brakebills.
596
00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,192
Okay.
597
00:29:58,196 --> 00:29:59,926
Uh, you just have to be
a registered student
598
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,299
in order to get
through the wards.
599
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,468
Alumni key.
600
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:07,039
Richard gave it to me.
601
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:11,268
This place is impossible.
How does anyone find anything?
602
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,876
There's a whole wing
on cat paintings.
603
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:16,547
What have you got?
Anything?
604
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,478
"The Book of Mike McCormick."
605
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,483
Novella, really.
606
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,623
He was actually a Republican.
Can you believe it?
607
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,458
But the worst part?
608
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,527
His life was happy.
609
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,958
Eliot, he's gone.
610
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,732
Why are you torturing yourself?
611
00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:36,167
Because he's gone
and it's my fault.
612
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,868
And of all the people
in the world
613
00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:40,839
who don't understand,
somehow you top the list.
614
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:45,344
- What are you doing?
- Putting the past behind me.
615
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,643
[gasps]
No, stop!
616
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,976
Look, he's had
a really bad week.
617
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,580
We'll pay the fine, whatever.
618
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,582
Nope, no, you are banished
from the library forever.
619
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,645
It's one book.
620
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,721
No, it's a life.
621
00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,522
They're irreplaceable.
622
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,659
No, wait!
623
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:06,330
What did you do?
624
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,371
Let's go.
625
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,004
"Bridge to ancient Rome."
626
00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:18,936
"Bridge to the Cretaceous period."
627
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,544
Oh, hey, here's one.
628
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,045
"Southampton, England, 1912"?
629
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,548
[laughs]
Voyage of the "Titanic."
630
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,250
Oh, fun.
631
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:28,892
So we're pretty sure
these things only go
632
00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:31,017
to one specific
point in time and...
633
00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,860
Once you log a date in,
you're locked.
634
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:36,028
I mean, they use some tiny piece
of an incredibly rare element.
635
00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:38,287
All got used up by the '70s.
636
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:39,796
Wait a minute.
637
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:41,866
Wait.
Here's a thesis.
638
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:45,567
A bunch of students wanted
to go back and kill Hitler.
639
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,739
"Operation Die Fuehrer."
[scoffs]
640
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,870
Guess no one told 'em Hitler was
641
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,405
a pretty serious
battle Magician?
642
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,909
Yeah.
643
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,979
Uh, yep, and Hitler killed them.
644
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,480
Wait, what's the date
on the time bridge?
645
00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:00,217
Uh, it's April 19, 1942.
646
00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:02,918
April 19th.
647
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,751
Yeah.
648
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:08,656
You remember the, uh...
yeah, "The Flying Forest."
649
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,111
Yeah, uh,
Jane's going into town.
650
00:32:11,112 --> 00:32:13,833
She's looking for
a present for Martin.
651
00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:17,601
April 21, 1942.
652
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,702
Two days after this time bridge.
653
00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,474
Holy shit, Q, this could work.
654
00:32:21,475 --> 00:32:23,743
I never thought I'd say it,
but thank God for Hitler.
655
00:32:23,744 --> 00:32:27,811
Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.
656
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,352
Yeah.
657
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,849
Earth fountain's blocked off.
658
00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:36,320
- I told you it would be.
- It was worth a shot.
659
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,222
I mean, what else
are we gonna do?
660
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,623
I don't know.
How about not get us kicked out
661
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,164
of the library
in the first place?
662
00:32:41,165 --> 00:32:43,327
All right, let's keep moving.
663
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,928
Hey.
Don't walk one more step.
664
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,700
We're highly trained
Earth magicians.
665
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:50,169
Hold up. Hold up.
You guys are from Brakebills?
666
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,137
Dude, Josh Hoberman,
class of '16.
667
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,308
Come with me
if you want to live.
668
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,307
I've always wanted to say that.
669
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,639
[chuckles]
670
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,852
But seriously, um, we should go.
671
00:33:02,853 --> 00:33:05,947
[dramatic music]
672
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,498
Welcome to Chez Hoberman.
673
00:33:10,499 --> 00:33:12,456
[electricity buzzing]
674
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,387
You're welcome to whatever.
675
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:15,992
Just don't eat the carrots.
676
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,163
They're totally psychedelic
for some reason.
677
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:22,333
Circumstances in the
Neitherlands are super weird.
678
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,735
Holy shit.
This tastes like pizza.
679
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,237
Yeah, I know, right?
680
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,668
How long have you
been down here?
681
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,173
A few weeks.
682
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,565
Just been camped out,
683
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:33,036
waiting to see if anyone else
will show up.
684
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,178
Anyone else?
685
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,679
From my class.
686
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,480
Look, don't freak,
but back at Brakebills,
687
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:39,052
nobody knows what happened
to you guys.
688
00:33:39,053 --> 00:33:41,680
And it's sort of been two years.
689
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,146
Oh, shit.
Right, the whole time thing.
690
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,655
Victoria warned me about that.
691
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:49,426
Victoria?
You know her?
692
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,387
She's the only reason I'm alive.
693
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,126
Look are you gonna tell us
694
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,931
what the fuck happened
to your class, or what?
695
00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,033
Where'd you guys go?
696
00:33:56,034 --> 00:34:00,068
To Fillory for spring break.
697
00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,771
V's amazing.
698
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,873
I mean, she literally blips
around the universe, fearless.
699
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,376
Teachers put this tattoo
on her to stop her.
700
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,246
She just cut it off herself.
701
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:10,607
- Joshy.
- What?
702
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:11,905
- You're not gonna believe it.
- What?
703
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,276
I did it.
I found Fillory.
704
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,845
- What?
- I found Fillory!
705
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,422
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo! We're going to Fillory!
706
00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,962
- We're going to Fillory?
- [laughs] Uh-huh!
707
00:34:18,963 --> 00:34:20,687
So we decided to plan a trip.
708
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,532
You know, party,
smoke out with the centaurs,
709
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:24,427
be back in time for classes,
710
00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:26,929
but word got out to practically
the whole first year class,
711
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,731
except for a couple losers.
712
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,202
Luckily, V was so good,
713
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:32,141
she was able
to take them all with.
714
00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:34,267
It was magical.
715
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:38,142
[chuckles] I mean,
more magical than Brakebills,
716
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:41,412
like going from black and white
to color.
717
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,813
V and I had a threesome
with a Naiad.
718
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:47,475
This guy Donnie,
he had sex with a talking horse.
719
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,745
I mean, it's not exactly
taboo in Fillory
720
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,392
since the animals
can give consent,
721
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,119
but we were all still
a bit squicked out.
722
00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,394
We get it.
You fucked some animals.
723
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:58,729
How'd you end up here?
724
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,198
Got roped into this quest.
725
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,595
Ended up being a trap
for Victoria.
726
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,738
This dude... Mothra,
I've been calling him...
727
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,109
Yeah, we know that clown.
728
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:11,167
It was a bloodbath.
729
00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:13,456
V zapped me here,
and then she went back in.
730
00:35:13,457 --> 00:35:17,948
Told me to stay put,
so I have just been waiting.
731
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,179
V should have been here by now.
732
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,487
He caught her.
733
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,690
But she's still alive.
734
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,291
How do you know that?
735
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,662
I'm like her.
It's why I'm here.
736
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:34,098
We can all go, rescue Victoria.
737
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,329
You can take us.
738
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,368
I...
739
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:41,269
haven't exactly cracked
740
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:44,141
the whole ride-along yet.
741
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,542
Okay, forget traveling.
742
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,313
Uh, we'll just take a fountain.
743
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:50,512
Except we don't know
where the Fillory fountain is.
744
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,945
That's easy.
745
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,520
It's three squares up,
one square left.
746
00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:58,921
The problem is all the battle magic
dick buckets waiting to vaporize us.
747
00:35:58,922 --> 00:36:00,922
Discuss.
748
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,031
It's in the closet.
749
00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:12,536
El and Margo made a door
to their favorite pub in London.
750
00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:14,867
They look like fun.
751
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,373
Look, you were supposed
to be here.
752
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:17,874
You were supposed
to be a part of this.
753
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,736
No, you know,
I think Jane was right.
754
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,211
Had I been here living it up,
755
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:22,812
I would have never
felt the need to figure out
756
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:24,383
what magic is actually for.
757
00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,782
Okay, so what's magic
actually for, then?
758
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:31,153
For fixing things, dummy.
759
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,657
Trust me.
760
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:37,728
I, uh, made a lot of mistakes
before I figured that one out.
761
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:40,998
Yeah, everything I've been
able to fix doesn't matter,
762
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:44,025
just minor mendings
and bullshit.
763
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,565
Yeah, well, if fixing
big things were easy,
764
00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:48,739
everyone would do it.
765
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,840
Come on.
766
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,008
Alice.
767
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:58,849
- Get some sleep.
- [sighs]
768
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,517
I know.
769
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,018
I might as well.
770
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,688
I'll never figure this out.
771
00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,998
Trying to think of how to get us
all to the Fillory fountain
772
00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:09,592
without getting us killed.
773
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,927
Need a hand?
774
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:19,436
Look, Penny,
775
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:22,367
I'm sorry if I gave you
the wrong idea, but...
776
00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,741
Whoa, stop.
777
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:28,579
It was fun, okay?
778
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,949
You're one of the few people
I actually respect.
779
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,718
Uh, yeah, you're right, right.
780
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,749
I'm just making this weird, huh?
781
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,754
Eh, it's weird.
782
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:42,056
We're weird.
So what?
783
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:46,399
We're friends, right?
784
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,595
I just keep thinking
about Quentin.
785
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,304
Look, I know.
786
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,135
I just keep thinking
how awful it would be
787
00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,840
if, out of all of us,
he was the one
788
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,142
who didn't get to see Fillory.
789
00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:03,180
And then I remember
that I hate him.
790
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:05,081
Fuck, why am I such an idiot?
791
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,483
Okay.
792
00:38:06,484 --> 00:38:10,287
Quentin is irrelevant.
793
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,288
Just another excuse
for that thing you always do.
794
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,321
What thing?
795
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:17,233
"I should just give up.
I'll never figure it out."
796
00:38:17,234 --> 00:38:19,242
Shit got real.
797
00:38:19,243 --> 00:38:23,555
If you're gonna drop
that bullshit, now's the time.
798
00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:25,128
Phosphoromancy.
799
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:29,038
I can bend light around us,
all of us, the whole group, I think,
800
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,840
make us invisible.
801
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,837
It'll be difficult with the two suns
but not impossible.
802
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,275
We'll have to move
in a pretty tight formation.
803
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,650
- When should we leave?
- As soon as possible.
804
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:39,300
The suns are just about
in position.
805
00:38:39,301 --> 00:38:41,498
It has begun!
806
00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:42,816
Sorry.
807
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,688
Penny, Eliot, you're both tall,
808
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:46,659
so you'll have to duck down
and stay close to me, okay?
809
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,558
- Or they'll see you.
- Got it.
810
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,701
We got it, right?
811
00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,001
Eliot, are you coming?
812
00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:58,669
Right behind you, Bambi.
813
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:11,412
Let's do this.
814
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,416
Okay.
815
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:16,518
[device buzzing]
816
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,518
[both grunt]
817
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,556
Holy shit.
818
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,060
[sirens blaring]
819
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,931
Is that an air raid siren?
820
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:32,000
Okay. 1942.
821
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,701
- We need to get out of here.
- Yeah.
822
00:39:34,702 --> 00:39:37,469
[sirens continue]
823
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,078
[whispers]
Go to the right.
824
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,081
[tense music]
825
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:52,254
♪ ♪
826
00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:55,001
[distorted] Is everything
all right, Eliot?
827
00:39:55,002 --> 00:39:57,598
Everything's amazing.
828
00:39:57,599 --> 00:39:59,055
[suspenseful music]
829
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,398
Go left. Go left.
830
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:09,399
♪ ♪
831
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,406
[gunshot]
832
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:23,487
Yeah, I brought a gun.
833
00:40:23,488 --> 00:40:26,118
Thanks, Margo.
834
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:29,226
You're welcome.
Why didn't you move?
835
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:31,387
Acid carrots.
836
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:37,301
Margo, you saved my actual life.
837
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:40,003
Hooray, you live
to drink another day.
838
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:43,439
- Oh, shit, guys, they see us.
- Shit! Go! Go!
839
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,777
[dramatic music]
840
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:54,778
♪ ♪
841
00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:05,355
♪ ♪
842
00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:21,111
Oh, my God.
[gasps]
843
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,280
She looks so young.
844
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,151
Yeah, she's got
no idea what's coming.
845
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,790
Hey. That's got to be it, right?
846
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:31,547
Across the street,
the door to Fillory?
847
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,816
Yeah.
848
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,324
Ooh, here she comes.
849
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,166
You ready, Janey?
850
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:47,798
Why, yes, Martin, I think I am.
851
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:50,805
[tense music]
852
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:56,508
♪ ♪
853
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,516
[pensive music]
854
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:07,517
♪ ♪
855
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,059
Oh, my God.
856
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,232
♪ ♪
857
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,333
Q.
858
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,065
♪ ♪
859
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:22,138
Look.
860
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:25,139
[chuckling]
861
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:35,712
♪ ♪
862
00:42:36,305 --> 00:42:42,437
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