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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Three euro.
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Two. I'll give it for two.
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One-fifty?
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday
Audrey Stockman
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♪ This little lady over here
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♪ This funny, gorgeous
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♪ Funny, wonderful lady
over here
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♪ It's Audrey
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♪ It's your birthday
and you're 30 today
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♪ I love you
Happy birthday ♪
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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.
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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?
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Audrey, you know me. You know
that I own microphones.
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Fuck me! Tess is here.
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- Oh, my God!
- The audacity.
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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris
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to show up here
at your birthday.
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- Morgan...
- There was a minimum
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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.
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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!
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I didn't think she would come.
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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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What do I say? Huh? Like,
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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."
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- How do I explain that?
- I know.
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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.
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No. I'm a really bad liar.
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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.
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And then people know
that you're lying.
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You have to be concise
about it.
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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.
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- Um, what have you been up to?
- I bought a boat. And we're out.
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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.
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- Let's do this.
- Okay.
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Hey, ladies!
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- I can't do this.
- Oh, you're fucking dead to me!
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Happy birthday!
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Hey, girl!
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Where's your
adorable boyfriend?
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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.
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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,
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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...
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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.
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But then
I see you two together,
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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."
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Where is he?
So I can hug him.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, God. Oh, come on.
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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...
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...and I just auditioned
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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.
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- And?
- They told me
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I was too authentic.
Anyway...
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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?
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Well, it depends.
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You say how you like,
you know?
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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.
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Okay.
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That's what this is?
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- You know...
- All right.
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You have face like doll.
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Mmm. Okay.
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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.
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You know,
I was gonna drive home,
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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.
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Hit me.
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Wait, I can use this.
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Come here.
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- Audrey.
- Yeah?
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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.
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He has something that
he wants to say to you.
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- I do?
- Yeah, yeah.
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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.
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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity
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for good instead of for evil?
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Just tell her
what you told me before.
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What are you doing?
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You have doll face.
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No, make it specific to her.
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Like really
objectify her.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Okay, cool. Uh...
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You have big baby eyes.
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- Mmm.
- And, phew, soft...
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- Supple udders. Yeah.
- Oh.
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- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- Wow!
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Thank you so much, Viktor.
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- You've done good work.
- Okay.
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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, bye-bye.
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I fucking hate you.
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Oh, come on! You're smiling.
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Hey, Audrey.
Where's Drew?
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He drowned.
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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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- You have to move on.
- Yes, I know.
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It's just really hard
to do that
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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,
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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.
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I know.
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- Oh, can I see your phone?
- Yeah.
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I just have to
Google something.
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Whew!
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Who are you texting?
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Morgan, let me see my phone.
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- I'm texting Drew.
- Oh, my God!
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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack.
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"I'm setting your shit
on fire."
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Oh, my God, no!
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Why the fuck
would you write that?
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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.
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Fuck!
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Really, Drew?
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Skid marks
on your underwear?
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What are you, eight?
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Did he want me to wash them?
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Is that why
he broke up with me?
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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?
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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.
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Okay. Oh, what's this?
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Oh.
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This is actually
a handwritten list
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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.
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- Stop! He made notes.
- Yep.
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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."
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Fuckin' idiot.
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- Burn the fire.
- Burn!
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Oh, my God! His trophy.
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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.
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And he saved it.
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No! It's not
even real football.
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It's a fucking fantasy!
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, my God. It's Drew.
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- Hello?
- Hey.
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Really? That's it? "Hey"?
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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.
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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?
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Hold on. What?
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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?
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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,
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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?
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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.
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I'll be back tomorrow.
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Drew?
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Drew!
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- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.
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Happy birthday.
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How...
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- Yep.
- The... Yeah.
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- Uh, it's not my birthday.
- Oh.
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I just kinda wear it
for warmth.
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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...
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"Happy birthday."
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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."
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You're welcome.
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Hey.
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I got a quarter left.
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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,
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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.
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Okay.
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One gum, please.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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$2.25.
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Have a great day.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?
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So, um...
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Where are you from?
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Uh...
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England.
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That's what I thought.
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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that
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people end up
being Australian.
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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.
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Shut up!
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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."
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It's a figure of speech.
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I don't know
if you do that in England.
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What? Figures of speech?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We invented that.
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Right.
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You know, some...
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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment
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following a strange man
somewhere.
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This is how
people get shoved
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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?
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That makes this
rather awkward.
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Mmm.
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Get in the van.
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What?
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Oh, my God! Okay, what is happening?
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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?
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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.
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- He's your boyfriend, right?
- No.
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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.
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Why? Is he in trouble?
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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.
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That's why you're in a van.
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Do you know where
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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?
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Uh, yeah. NPR.
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He had a podcast.
It was about, um...
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I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,
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but like jazz and economics.
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Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.
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Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.
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Wow. Only took you
two minutes.
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Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.
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That podcast
was Drew's cover job.
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Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.
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Listen, Drew was CIA.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Oh, my God!
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You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?
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Ironically.
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- Oh, my God!
- Listen, Drew's gone missing.
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A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.
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Has he been in contact
with you?
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No.
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- Are you sure?
- Mmm-mmm. No.
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Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,
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'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub
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and it stopped working
for a little while.
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That's... Yep,
that's what happened.
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So I went on the Internet,
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and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"
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It said to put it
in a bag of rice,
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so I was like,
"I don't have rice."
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Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.
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Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.
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I called him, like,
a thousand times.
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Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.
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I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.
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I'm normal.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.
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Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.
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Oh, wait.
Audrey just got home.
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- I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.
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Viktor is in my room
right now.
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I don't know
who the fuck that is.
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Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.
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Turns out
I left my driver's license.
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He sent me a Facebook message.
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And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.
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- Okay. I don't...
- I don't really... I know,
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I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,
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but I needed
my driver's license back.
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I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.
258
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,715
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.
259
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:39,018
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.
260
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,486
There he is. Hey.
261
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,254
You remember Audrey
from last night?
262
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,691
Yeah. You know, Audrey,
263
00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:47,295
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."
264
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,297
Michelle Obama.
265
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,199
Okay. I take shower.
266
00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,202
Okay.
267
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:57,236
He's doing very well.
One second.
268
00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,573
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?
269
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:00,740
- Morgan.
- What?
270
00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,208
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell
271
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,275
each other everything.
I think it's...
272
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,077
I know.
Of course, it's normal.
273
00:15:05,079 --> 00:15:06,480
Yes! That's what I said.
274
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,582
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.
275
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,182
No, I know you like them uncut.
276
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,051
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been
277
00:15:12,053 --> 00:15:13,152
- with an uncircumcised guy?
- Oh, my God.
278
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,721
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!
279
00:15:14,723 --> 00:15:16,458
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.
280
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:18,593
What?
281
00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:23,532
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.
282
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,667
They wanna talk about Drew.
283
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,337
They said he's a spy.
284
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:32,574
What do you mean, a spy?
285
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,176
Morgan, I'm serious.
286
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:37,744
They showed me photos of him
287
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:40,780
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.
288
00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,616
Wait, wait. What? What?
I know.
289
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:44,718
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?
290
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,187
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.
291
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,522
Like if he went to Vassar,
292
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,257
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?
293
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,227
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
294
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,465
Sorry.
295
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,335
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.
296
00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:02,736
- Hey.
- What?
297
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,871
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.
298
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,108
You know that. I'm...
299
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,543
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?
300
00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:10,710
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you
301
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:12,412
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.
302
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,881
Look, listen, I get it.
303
00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,815
It's a long story.
304
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:16,449
There was something
that I had to deal with.
305
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,287
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.
306
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,555
I know you're a spy.
307
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:24,324
Yeah.
308
00:16:24,326 --> 00:16:26,126
These guys
showed up at my work,
309
00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:27,895
shoved me into a van,
310
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,565
and showed me
these horrible photos.
311
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,265
Where...
312
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,333
- What did you tell 'em?
- What do you mean,
313
00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,501
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?
314
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:37,738
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?
315
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:40,140
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!
316
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,142
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.
317
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:43,664
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?
318
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,615
- What's on your forehead?
- What?
319
00:16:47,617 --> 00:16:49,584
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.
320
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,552
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God!
321
00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:52,874
Go, go, go!
322
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,388
Stay down!
323
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,492
Go! Go!
324
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,325
Stay down!
325
00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,727
Stay away from the windows!
326
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,129
Dad, I have to call you back.
327
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,821
What the fuck
is going on?
328
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:08,170
Morgan!
329
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,340
Wait, you're bleeding.
330
00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,340
Fuck!
331
00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,774
Some bad people are after me.
332
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:14,909
The CIA?
333
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,878
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.
334
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,180
- It's exactly why I left you.
- Oh, my God.
335
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,417
I didn't want you in danger.
336
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,520
It's also why I left you this.
337
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,962
- Your trophy?
- Because I trust you.
338
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,826
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die
339
00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:34,428
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?
340
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,464
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.
341
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,799
We're gonna go
to Vienna. Okay?
342
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,503
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.
343
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,638
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne
344
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,439
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.
345
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,540
Wait. Why are you
telling me this
346
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,242
if we're doing this together?
347
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,745
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.
348
00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:53,249
- No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- Listen to me.
349
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:58,452
11:00 a.m.
Cafe Schiele. Verne.
350
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:00,354
- You got it?
- Okay, got it.
351
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:02,325
And don't trust anybody.
352
00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,725
Anybody.
353
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,333
Do svidanya, Drew.
354
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,535
Oh, my God!
355
00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,309
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.
356
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,751
Open up!
357
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,414
Fire escape!
Fire escape.
358
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,856
Open up now!
We got a search warrant!
359
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,354
Hallway clear!
360
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:34,357
Door right.
361
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:35,924
Clear!
362
00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:37,260
Check it!
363
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,300
- Are you okay?
- What?
364
00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,670
No! Are you?
365
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:49,573
- No.
- Okay.
366
00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,774
So, um,
where are we going?
367
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,010
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?
368
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,578
Pull into that parking lot.
369
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,579
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.
370
00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,682
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.
371
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,050
Where's the police station?
372
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:03,585
What? No, police.
373
00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:05,921
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.
374
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,489
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
375
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,690
Call the CIA guys.
376
00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,692
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,
377
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,961
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!
378
00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:14,896
Probably because
I talked to them.
379
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,565
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin
380
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,533
into the apartment.
381
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,335
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.
382
00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:24,475
- Shit!
- You gonna get the call?
383
00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:25,707
Hello.
384
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,189
Audrey, it's Sebastian.
385
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:28,977
You killed Drew.
386
00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:30,645
I told you
where he was gonna be,
387
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,880
and you fucking killed him!
388
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,448
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?
389
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,883
That's the asshole
from the CIA.
390
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,485
Audrey,
where are you taking it?
391
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:37,586
Why would I tell you?
392
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,789
Give us the package.
393
00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:40,522
Trust me.
394
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:41,859
I don't trust anyone anymore.
395
00:19:44,495 --> 00:19:46,328
You trust me though, right?
396
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,530
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.
397
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:50,732
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship
398
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,467
that the Russians
put together.
399
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:53,936
Dude, shut up. I know.
400
00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:55,737
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,
401
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,506
a lot of people are gonna die.
402
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,540
What if we don't do it
and then there's
403
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,342
a terrorist attack
or something?
404
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,811
Well, what did he say to do?
405
00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:03,747
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.
406
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,281
Austria, Vienna?
407
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:08,963
- Yes. That's what he said.
- Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?
408
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,486
Do what? Go to Europe
409
00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:12,989
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?
410
00:20:12,991 --> 00:20:15,691
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?
411
00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:18,295
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?
412
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:21,331
Why are those
my only two options?
413
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,499
Okay. This is a sign.
414
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,935
Our passports
are still in there
415
00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:27,471
from our road trip to Tijuana.
416
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,140
Okay, someone that you love
417
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,812
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.
418
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,047
I think you gotta do it.
419
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:37,881
I'll go with you.
420
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,485
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.
421
00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:43,521
Let's go to Austria.
422
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,123
- Why are you turning?
- I have to park.
423
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,391
People are trying to kill us.
424
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,753
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.
425
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,900
We need a suitcase.
426
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,902
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security
427
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:01,871
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?
428
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:03,806
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious
429
00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:05,408
if we go through security
with a suitcase
430
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,577
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?
431
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,612
Yes. We need
more trophies then.
432
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,013
That's what we'll do.
433
00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:12,915
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna
434
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,151
with all of our awards.
435
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:15,718
We're notable.
We're recognized.
436
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,021
We have trophies, baby!
437
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,091
"Best Grandson"?
438
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,158
Yes.
439
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,192
Don't be nervous.
440
00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:24,927
People get caught
when they're not confident.
441
00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,765
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.
442
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:30,933
Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.
443
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,835
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.
444
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:35,072
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.
445
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:36,873
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.
446
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,208
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.
447
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,610
No, no. He tried.
448
00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:41,772
God, he was obsessed with me.
449
00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:44,547
He was really into ska.
450
00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:45,781
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,
451
00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:46,716
"Why is no one
talking about the fact
452
00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:48,919
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"
453
00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:50,388
- Give me your phone.
- Oh, yeah.
454
00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:55,458
Final call
for boarding Flight 232.
455
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,894
Final call
for boarding Flight 232.
456
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:57,961
Bitch!
457
00:21:57,963 --> 00:21:59,098
Oh.
458
00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:01,666
Bitch!
459
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,477
- Mambo No. 5?
- Oh, please.
460
00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:14,577
- What?
- Have you heard mambos
461
00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:15,812
one through four?
They're fantastic.
462
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:16,980
- Wow!
- Yeah.
463
00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:18,615
That's good.
That's good.
464
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,852
Oh, I got one.
Close your eyes.
465
00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:21,986
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.
466
00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,833
Oh. Um...
467
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:36,936
No. Uh...
468
00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:44,274
♪ Once there was this kid who
469
00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:51,181
♪ Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... ♪
470
00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:52,683
Yeah, that's the worst song.
471
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:53,817
- You win.
- Right?
472
00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:54,985
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
473
00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:56,053
- That's the worst.
- Thank you.
474
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:58,155
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.
475
00:22:58,157 --> 00:22:59,856
It's like the whole
continent just said,
476
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,961
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."
477
00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:05,831
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.
478
00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:25,151
Oh!
479
00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:27,952
For our special today,
480
00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:30,587
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter
481
00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:32,156
with a hot pot of fondue.
482
00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,859
This is really fancy.
483
00:23:34,294 --> 00:23:35,494
We belong here.
484
00:23:36,997 --> 00:23:39,696
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?
485
00:23:39,698 --> 00:23:41,332
I mean, Drew. Like...
486
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:45,704
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.
487
00:23:46,906 --> 00:23:48,208
Okay. Who do we
think Verne is?
488
00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,842
I don't know.
489
00:23:50,844 --> 00:23:52,611
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?
490
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,016
- Fuck!
- How's he gonna know it's us?
491
00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,249
God damn it!
What do we do?
492
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,956
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?
493
00:24:05,325 --> 00:24:08,326
Oh, nothing.
It's just that, um,
494
00:24:08,328 --> 00:24:10,529
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...
495
00:24:11,731 --> 00:24:13,965
I have to have diarrhea.
496
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:15,287
- Okay.
- Okay.
497
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,104
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.
498
00:24:20,106 --> 00:24:21,806
- I can hold it.
- No.
499
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,008
- No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- No.
500
00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:24,942
No.
No, this is more important.
501
00:24:24,944 --> 00:24:27,147
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.
502
00:24:35,288 --> 00:24:36,821
Can I bring you anything else?
503
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,790
Uh, no.
504
00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:40,958
Don't make a noise.
505
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,629
I'm the person
you're here to meet.
506
00:24:44,898 --> 00:24:47,131
I'm sorry.
Um, you're Verne?
507
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,401
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.
508
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,363
Wait. None of this
is making any sense.
509
00:24:53,139 --> 00:24:54,741
- Oh, my God!
- Don't say a word.
510
00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,075
Okay.
511
00:24:57,077 --> 00:24:58,910
Oh, my God.
512
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,681
I'm trying to protect you.
513
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:05,417
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?
514
00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:06,951
If you were here
to protect me,
515
00:25:06,953 --> 00:25:07,985
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.
516
00:25:07,987 --> 00:25:10,389
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.
517
00:25:10,391 --> 00:25:12,690
MI6, actually.
Drew was CIA.
518
00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:14,026
It's an international effort.
519
00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:15,294
Whatever!
520
00:25:26,273 --> 00:25:27,772
You're Verne?
521
00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:28,775
Guten Morgen.
522
00:25:31,678 --> 00:25:32,847
Guten Verne.
523
00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:35,814
Would you please stop
pointing that?
524
00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:37,149
It's making me very nervous.
525
00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:38,217
- When I get nervous...
- Sit still and listen.
526
00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:40,319
Okay.
527
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,988
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.
528
00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,823
They all want
what you've got,
529
00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,024
and they'll kill
each and every one of us
530
00:25:46,026 --> 00:25:47,061
until they get it.
531
00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,897
If you run,
you'll be killed.
532
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,065
If you do manage to get out,
533
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,032
you won't be able
to go anywhere.
534
00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:55,100
If you scan your passport
at the border,
535
00:25:55,102 --> 00:25:57,202
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one
536
00:25:57,204 --> 00:25:58,904
that won't say a word
before they kill you.
537
00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,839
And if you do make it
to the airport,
538
00:26:00,841 --> 00:26:02,908
we'll be waiting for you.
539
00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:05,978
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.
540
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,112
Except for Drew.
541
00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:09,316
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.
542
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,688
That's not Verne.
543
00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:17,725
The package.
544
00:26:19,461 --> 00:26:20,661
Good.
545
00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:35,277
That's not Verne!
546
00:26:40,114 --> 00:26:41,115
What?
547
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:53,227
What?
548
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,903
Oh, my God!
549
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:16,550
Morgan!
550
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,141
Oh, my God.
551
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,524
No!
552
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,458
No! Verne, wait!
553
00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:03,597
Holy shit! Run!
554
00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:30,224
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!
555
00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:32,093
- Stop yelling that!
- Oh, my God!
556
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,862
- Oh, my God!
- Wait. Shit.
557
00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,164
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!
558
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,499
That car?
That's not our car!
559
00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:39,433
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry.
560
00:28:39,435 --> 00:28:40,967
Hey! Ah!
561
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,169
Okay!
Okay, we're set.
562
00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:43,237
- Oh, shit!
- What?
563
00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:46,039
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?
564
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,908
- No! No!
- Fuck!
565
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,345
- Which one's the brake?
- I don't know. There are so many.
566
00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:52,579
How do I change
the fucking gear?
567
00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:53,614
How does your car work?
568
00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:55,149
I'm so sorry.
569
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,517
- It's an emergency!
- Oh, my God!
570
00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:57,519
- Oh, God!
- Oh!
571
00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:05,926
- Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- Get out! Abort! Mission abort!
572
00:29:05,928 --> 00:29:07,995
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
573
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,265
Hurry! Hurry!
574
00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:11,033
Hey!
575
00:29:12,601 --> 00:29:15,137
Stop. The cab. Come on.
576
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,008
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?
577
00:29:21,043 --> 00:29:22,276
- Mr. Yang?
- Yeah.
578
00:29:22,278 --> 00:29:24,044
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.
579
00:29:24,046 --> 00:29:25,579
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...
580
00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:28,182
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.
581
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,183
- All right.
- Thank you so much.
582
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,617
Thank you.
We gotta go.
583
00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:31,779
And we're on the gas.
584
00:29:33,923 --> 00:29:36,056
- So, you guys visiting?
- No, we live here.
585
00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:38,194
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.
586
00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,361
So, I'm Lukas.
587
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,596
How can I make your ride
588
00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:44,098
- in Vienna excellent today?
- Everything's fine.
589
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,032
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?
590
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:46,967
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.
591
00:29:46,969 --> 00:29:48,235
- Okay.
- I want excellent.
592
00:29:48,237 --> 00:29:50,237
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?
593
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:51,606
No, water. Fully hydrated.
594
00:29:51,608 --> 00:29:52,574
Would you like
to listen to music?
595
00:29:52,576 --> 00:29:54,975
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.
596
00:29:54,977 --> 00:29:56,578
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.
597
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:58,345
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.
598
00:29:58,347 --> 00:30:00,381
Oh, get out!
Wow, that's cool.
599
00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:01,449
I don't know
if you guys are still in town
600
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,451
on Saturday, but look.
601
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,453
Hip-hop music.
602
00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,256
Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump.
603
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:09,559
Huh? Good, huh?
604
00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,604
- Shit!
- Oh, my God!
605
00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:23,605
Okay, listen, buddy.
606
00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,206
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,
607
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,244
and I need you
to lose them now.
608
00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:29,977
Fuck yeah!
609
00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:32,115
Oh, my God!
610
00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:36,119
Whoo-hoo!
611
00:30:38,622 --> 00:30:39,922
They're men. Oh, my God!
612
00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,324
Oh, my God!
613
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,676
I smoked so much meth before.
614
00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:03,144
Great! Great!
615
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,521
Fear is an illusion!
616
00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:23,633
High five. Up here.
617
00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,306
Oh, fuck!
618
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:35,811
- Get on top of him.
- Okay.
619
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,111
Oh, my God!
620
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,121
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
621
00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:52,828
Oh, my God.
There's one left.
622
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:54,364
I know. I see him.
623
00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,366
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?
624
00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:58,734
You're literally telling him
where we're going.
625
00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:00,201
Sorry. It's a force of habit.
626
00:32:00,203 --> 00:32:01,302
It's a bad habit.
627
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,270
No! It's a good habit.
628
00:32:02,272 --> 00:32:04,575
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!
629
00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:10,779
Oh, my God!
630
00:32:10,781 --> 00:32:12,015
Fuck you!
631
00:32:17,421 --> 00:32:18,422
Eat my shit!
632
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,557
- Oh, my God!
- Okay.
633
00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:22,660
Get in the front.
634
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:24,727
Yep. Yeah.
635
00:32:24,729 --> 00:32:25,730
Oh, no!
636
00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:35,404
- I can't get my seat belt on!
- Where the fuck is he?
637
00:32:35,406 --> 00:32:36,539
Oh, my God!
638
00:32:38,342 --> 00:32:39,744
He's on the fucking roof!
639
00:32:43,681 --> 00:32:45,416
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!
640
00:32:48,619 --> 00:32:50,299
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
641
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,571
He's on the top!
He's on the top!
642
00:32:56,294 --> 00:32:57,760
No!
643
00:32:57,762 --> 00:32:59,263
Okay. There she goes.
644
00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:16,180
- Why are you speeding up?
- I got a plan!
645
00:33:16,648 --> 00:33:18,380
- Okay!
- Hold on!
646
00:33:25,757 --> 00:33:27,323
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
647
00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:37,166
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay!
648
00:33:37,168 --> 00:33:38,436
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!
649
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:39,870
Five stars!
650
00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:42,507
Oh, my God!
651
00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:47,677
Oh, God! Jesus!
What happened?
652
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:48,679
We gotta go.
653
00:33:49,681 --> 00:33:51,350
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Oh, God!
654
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,318
There's a train station.
655
00:34:11,436 --> 00:34:13,703
So you're saying you failed?
656
00:34:13,705 --> 00:34:16,208
No, there were some
unforeseen complications,
657
00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,541
but I do have the package.
658
00:34:18,543 --> 00:34:19,711
Let's see it.
659
00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:29,452
It appears I don't have it.
660
00:34:29,454 --> 00:34:31,221
So let me get this right.
661
00:34:31,223 --> 00:34:33,456
You didn't get the package.
662
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:35,659
The girls still have
the package.
663
00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:37,995
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.
664
00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:39,498
I won't
let that happen, ma'am.
665
00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:41,831
I'm glad that this happened.
666
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,467
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.
667
00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,671
Okay. That's funny.
668
00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:50,306
Ma'am?
Ma'am, can you hear us?
669
00:34:50,308 --> 00:34:51,374
Ma'am, did you hear us?
670
00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,843
- Ma'am, are you frozen?
- Ma'am, can you hear us?
671
00:34:52,845 --> 00:34:54,078
- She's frozen.
- Yeah.
672
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,813
Ma'am, wave
if you're not frozen, please.
673
00:34:55,815 --> 00:34:57,247
Not frozen.
674
00:34:57,249 --> 00:34:59,683
Just disappointed.
675
00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:01,351
I was just
trying to protect them.
676
00:35:01,353 --> 00:35:02,619
Protect them?
677
00:35:02,621 --> 00:35:04,320
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.
678
00:35:04,322 --> 00:35:06,423
- I know an idiot when I see one.
- In the mirror.
679
00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:07,858
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...
680
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,860
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.
681
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,327
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.
682
00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,930
He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,
683
00:35:12,932 --> 00:35:13,933
and, yeah...
684
00:35:22,307 --> 00:35:24,474
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.
685
00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,976
I got us two tickets
to Prague.
686
00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:27,778
- I got us a change of clothes.
- Okay, great. We can change
687
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,279
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.
688
00:35:29,281 --> 00:35:30,614
And then we can fly home
from there.
689
00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:32,483
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.
690
00:35:32,485 --> 00:35:35,720
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?
691
00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:37,621
- Now? Right now?
- Yes.
692
00:35:37,623 --> 00:35:39,957
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.
693
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,291
You killed a man.
694
00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:42,860
- It's okay. It was a bad man.
- Oh, my God!
695
00:35:42,862 --> 00:35:44,662
I just play
a lot of video games.
696
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,896
- Can we please just...
- No, and then
697
00:35:45,898 --> 00:35:47,465
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.
698
00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,033
He literally works
in intelligence,
699
00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,067
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.
700
00:35:50,069 --> 00:35:51,535
How crazy is that?
701
00:35:51,537 --> 00:35:53,504
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!
702
00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:55,873
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?
703
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,642
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.
704
00:35:58,644 --> 00:36:00,911
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?
705
00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:01,846
- Wait! Wait!
- Oh, my God!
706
00:36:01,848 --> 00:36:03,981
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.
707
00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:05,483
- I'm not minimizing!
- But you always do this.
708
00:36:05,485 --> 00:36:06,584
You always do this.
709
00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,619
- Oh, my God!
- Have you ever,
710
00:36:08,621 --> 00:36:09,941
in your whole life,
felt so alive?
711
00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,727
Attention, the
train to Prague is now boarding.
712
00:36:15,995 --> 00:36:17,728
We're gonna be
a lot less alive
713
00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:19,363
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.
714
00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:20,798
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this.
715
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,566
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,
716
00:36:22,568 --> 00:36:23,934
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.
717
00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,605
- Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- Okay.
718
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,908
What track is it?
719
00:36:29,910 --> 00:36:31,511
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...
720
00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,545
"Szkalas."
721
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:36,982
"Szass... Szabadszallas."
722
00:36:36,984 --> 00:36:39,483
"Nove Hodejovice."
723
00:36:39,485 --> 00:36:41,119
"Usti Nad Labem."
724
00:36:41,121 --> 00:36:44,688
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
Prague."
725
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,024
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.
726
00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,591
- Okay, track six.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no!
727
00:36:47,593 --> 00:36:48,794
Sebastian said
if we use our passports
728
00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:49,961
we'll get stopped at the border.
729
00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:50,962
Shit!
730
00:36:50,964 --> 00:36:51,999
What do we do?
731
00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:57,401
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,
732
00:36:57,403 --> 00:36:58,937
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,
733
00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:00,672
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.
734
00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:02,406
- Who would do that?
- Any girls.
735
00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:03,541
Any girls would do that.
736
00:37:03,543 --> 00:37:04,543
Okay.
737
00:37:05,578 --> 00:37:07,513
How about them?
They kinda look like us.
738
00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,552
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.
739
00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:14,586
We wanna be them in Europe.
740
00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:15,954
We go all the way
down there,
741
00:37:15,956 --> 00:37:18,056
and then it ends up
being there.
742
00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,391
- Yeah, we do.
- Tight shorts.
743
00:37:20,393 --> 00:37:22,894
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved
744
00:37:22,896 --> 00:37:24,663
dying in front of you
745
00:37:24,665 --> 00:37:27,432
and asking you
to do this one thing.
746
00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:29,868
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?
747
00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:32,070
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.
748
00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,738
Wouldn't you go to the ends
749
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:35,440
- of the Earth to protect her?
- Yes.
750
00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:38,009
You guys are weird.
751
00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,978
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."
752
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:41,546
We are in danger.
753
00:37:41,548 --> 00:37:42,814
You'd be saving our lives
754
00:37:42,816 --> 00:37:43,982
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.
755
00:37:43,984 --> 00:37:45,717
Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.
756
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,619
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,
757
00:37:47,621 --> 00:37:48,887
but we just don't know you.
758
00:37:48,889 --> 00:37:50,589
Ladies and gentlemen,
759
00:37:50,591 --> 00:37:52,459
the train to Prague
is now leaving.
760
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:58,297
You're right. Okay.
You know what?
761
00:37:58,299 --> 00:37:59,998
- Have a great time in Poland.
- It's been beautiful meeting you.
762
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,633
Now!
763
00:38:01,635 --> 00:38:03,468
- Go! Get it! Shit!
- Stop it!
764
00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:04,870
No!
765
00:38:04,872 --> 00:38:05,872
- No!
- Stop it!
766
00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,408
- I got it!
- Stop! No!
767
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,911
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!
768
00:38:13,547 --> 00:38:14,715
Come on! Get in!
769
00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,715
Okay.
Oh, my God!
770
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:18,683
Close! Oh, my God!
Close.
771
00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:20,652
- Open the door!
- I'm sorry.
772
00:38:20,654 --> 00:38:23,655
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!
773
00:38:23,657 --> 00:38:25,124
Look,
your address is on it,
774
00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:28,395
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.
775
00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:53,788
Hello?
776
00:38:55,623 --> 00:38:57,058
Yes. I understand.
777
00:39:03,131 --> 00:39:06,065
Nadedja.
778
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,600
Nadedja, where are you?
779
00:39:07,602 --> 00:39:09,669
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.
780
00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:11,837
You always do this.
781
00:39:29,524 --> 00:39:31,190
I feel like
my best friend always knew
782
00:39:31,192 --> 00:39:33,192
that she wanted
to be an actress.
783
00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:35,661
- She's just natural at it.
- Mmm.
784
00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:38,130
I'm not a natural at anything.
785
00:39:38,132 --> 00:39:40,267
- I tried law school.
- Oh, smart.
786
00:39:40,269 --> 00:39:42,969
- Then I tried art school.
- That's good.
787
00:39:42,971 --> 00:39:44,036
Big swing there.
788
00:39:44,038 --> 00:39:45,038
I dropped out of both.
789
00:39:46,141 --> 00:39:48,009
Yeah,
I never finish anything.
790
00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:53,915
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.
791
00:39:55,717 --> 00:39:57,117
Yeah, that I do finish.
792
00:39:59,121 --> 00:40:01,889
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?
793
00:40:02,124 --> 00:40:03,691
Mmm.
794
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,026
Being average.
795
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,761
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.
796
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,935
How would you know?
You just met me.
797
00:40:14,602 --> 00:40:16,569
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.
798
00:40:16,571 --> 00:40:17,940
You trust me.
799
00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:24,211
Thank you for the dance.
800
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,879
Would you like me
to get you another beer?
801
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,715
- Yeah! That'd be great.
- Sure.
802
00:40:29,351 --> 00:40:31,218
- Can I get two more, please?
- No problem.
803
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,221
Thank you.
804
00:40:34,156 --> 00:40:37,357
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?
805
00:40:37,359 --> 00:40:39,826
- Who are you?
- Oh, that's my sister.
806
00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,795
- Really?
- Not my biological sister,
807
00:40:41,797 --> 00:40:44,097
but my de facto sister.
808
00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:45,832
- Oh.
- Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,
809
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:48,101
but she lost her virginity
really late,
810
00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:49,903
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?
811
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,705
Oh. Cool.
812
00:40:51,707 --> 00:40:53,640
So have fun with that.
813
00:40:53,642 --> 00:40:56,610
But if you hurt her,
814
00:40:56,612 --> 00:40:58,879
- I'll find your best friend...
- Mmm-hmm.
815
00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:00,441
- ...I'll cut off his dick...
- Mmm-hmm.
816
00:41:01,216 --> 00:41:02,916
...and I'll make you eat it.
817
00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,951
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
818
00:41:04,953 --> 00:41:06,787
You can have whatever
condiments you like,
819
00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:08,257
but you gotta finish it.
820
00:41:10,692 --> 00:41:11,958
What's your name?
821
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,294
- Morgan. How you doing?
- Morgan. Drew.
822
00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,732
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?
823
00:41:23,406 --> 00:41:25,326
Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?
824
00:41:27,643 --> 00:41:29,109
You were so into him,
825
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:31,645
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend
826
00:41:31,647 --> 00:41:33,982
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.
827
00:41:36,018 --> 00:41:38,685
It didn't hurt my feelings.
828
00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,090
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.
829
00:41:42,425 --> 00:41:44,260
Morgan. Hey.
830
00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:46,195
I'm really sorry.
831
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,130
I'm sorry too.
832
00:41:49,265 --> 00:41:50,265
I'm sorry he died.
833
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,134
Oh, God.
834
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,835
What do we do
with this thing?
835
00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:56,337
I don't even know
what this thing is
836
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,239
or what it does, or anything.
837
00:41:58,241 --> 00:42:01,042
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.
838
00:42:01,044 --> 00:42:02,410
I mean, I met his parents.
839
00:42:02,412 --> 00:42:04,178
They were so normal.
840
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,980
Their names
are Tom and Marsha.
841
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,149
The night
before he disappeared,
842
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,816
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.
843
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,785
Oh, my God, that menu.
844
00:42:11,787 --> 00:42:14,422
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.
845
00:42:14,424 --> 00:42:18,226
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?
846
00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:20,261
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.
847
00:42:20,263 --> 00:42:22,797
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.
848
00:42:22,799 --> 00:42:24,799
- Do you think they knew?
- I don't know.
849
00:42:24,801 --> 00:42:26,701
I just wish
that he was still alive,
850
00:42:26,703 --> 00:42:27,837
so I could get some answers.
851
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,072
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.
852
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:41,918
Open it.
853
00:42:43,419 --> 00:42:44,420
Fuck!
854
00:42:45,922 --> 00:42:46,923
There.
855
00:42:49,225 --> 00:42:50,892
What the fuck is that?
856
00:42:50,894 --> 00:42:52,860
It's a flash drive.
857
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,162
They were killing
each other for this?
858
00:42:54,164 --> 00:42:55,830
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
859
00:42:55,832 --> 00:42:57,932
You know who would know
what we should do right now?
860
00:42:57,934 --> 00:43:00,502
- No.
- My father is a brilliant attorney...
861
00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:03,237
- No. Mmm-mmm.
- ...who has represented people
862
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,873
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.
863
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,842
No. Your dad would be
furious at us
864
00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:09,844
for breaking a million
international laws.
865
00:43:09,846 --> 00:43:11,179
No. He's not gonna be mad.
866
00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:12,880
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine
867
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,383
with my basketball coach.
868
00:43:14,385 --> 00:43:17,486
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.
869
00:43:17,488 --> 00:43:20,087
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician
870
00:43:20,089 --> 00:43:21,856
to live in my grandma's condo.
871
00:43:21,858 --> 00:43:24,127
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?
872
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:29,200
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.
873
00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:32,234
Shut up.
874
00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:34,769
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.
875
00:43:49,153 --> 00:43:51,220
- Hello?
- Mom, it's me.
876
00:43:51,222 --> 00:43:54,289
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!
877
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,371
- What?
- I'm gonna conference your father in.
878
00:43:57,294 --> 00:43:59,129
- This is Arnie.
- Hi, Dad.
879
00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:01,065
Hey, button! Hi!
880
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:03,865
You're all over the papers.
881
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:05,300
I'm so proud of you.
882
00:44:05,302 --> 00:44:07,102
I always knew the world
would write about you.
883
00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,405
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.
884
00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:11,907
Sweetie, let me ask you.
885
00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,575
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?
886
00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:15,077
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.
887
00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,079
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,
888
00:44:17,081 --> 00:44:18,561
- but it was an assassin, so...
- Shh!
889
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,849
So it didn't count.
890
00:44:20,851 --> 00:44:22,217
No, it doesn't count.
891
00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:24,519
- And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- Oh, my God!
892
00:44:24,521 --> 00:44:26,855
- But it was self-defense.
- Also fine.
893
00:44:26,857 --> 00:44:28,357
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.
894
00:44:28,359 --> 00:44:31,460
- The handsome one?
- I mean, he was fine, I guess.
895
00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:34,429
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.
896
00:44:34,431 --> 00:44:37,299
- Where are you now, sweetie?
- I'm in Prague.
897
00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:39,502
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.
898
00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:42,004
Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.
899
00:44:42,006 --> 00:44:44,106
- Okay.
- I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.
900
00:44:44,108 --> 00:44:46,408
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.
901
00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:48,877
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.
902
00:44:48,879 --> 00:44:51,414
Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?
903
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,616
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.
904
00:44:53,618 --> 00:44:56,051
I find him handsome.
905
00:44:56,053 --> 00:44:58,153
- She fell over.
- Yeah, I did, actually.
906
00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:00,289
There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.
907
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,557
Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.
908
00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:02,559
Morgan...
909
00:45:06,298 --> 00:45:08,698
...disappeared from their LA
apartment, murdered Ukrainian...
910
00:45:09,867 --> 00:45:11,867
Now. Now.
We gotta go.
911
00:45:11,869 --> 00:45:13,369
- Remember the Dingle twins?
- Mom...
912
00:45:13,371 --> 00:45:14,537
We gotta go.
913
00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,106
Come on.
Come on. Now!
914
00:45:57,148 --> 00:45:58,548
Who am I looking for?
915
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:00,049
I texted pictures.
916
00:46:00,051 --> 00:46:02,253
Targets are two dumb
American women.
917
00:46:38,457 --> 00:46:39,590
Oh, my God!
918
00:46:39,592 --> 00:46:40,624
Oh!
919
00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:41,958
You're lagging.
920
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,961
You're lagging.
921
00:46:46,599 --> 00:46:50,501
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.
922
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,603
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.
923
00:46:52,605 --> 00:46:55,408
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.
924
00:46:56,609 --> 00:46:58,243
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.
925
00:47:09,488 --> 00:47:10,488
Okay.
926
00:47:16,429 --> 00:47:18,027
- Hello?
- Yes, Roger,
927
00:47:18,029 --> 00:47:19,663
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.
928
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,435
Go. Thank you!
929
00:47:26,672 --> 00:47:28,272
You know, it's funny.
930
00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,174
I remember one time,
back in the day,
931
00:47:30,176 --> 00:47:33,343
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.
932
00:47:33,345 --> 00:47:35,279
Your dad had
his sunglasses on.
933
00:47:35,281 --> 00:47:37,648
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.
934
00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:39,650
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,
935
00:47:39,652 --> 00:47:41,618
"Sir, sir,
your collar is up."
936
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:44,154
Ruined the whole effect.
937
00:47:44,156 --> 00:47:45,622
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,
938
00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:48,360
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot
939
00:47:50,262 --> 00:47:51,462
roast.
940
00:47:53,466 --> 00:47:56,168
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.
941
00:47:56,435 --> 00:47:58,202
Oh.
942
00:47:58,204 --> 00:48:00,304
Morgan, you're not a vegan.
943
00:48:00,306 --> 00:48:02,272
What? 'Cause of the bacon?
944
00:48:02,274 --> 00:48:04,041
Bacon's meat!
945
00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:06,043
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?
946
00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:07,377
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved
947
00:48:07,379 --> 00:48:09,580
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.
948
00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:12,549
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles
949
00:48:12,551 --> 00:48:15,118
over there in the study.
It's like a...
950
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,688
It's sort of like my homage
951
00:48:16,690 --> 00:48:19,122
- to all the great storytellers.
- Yeah.
952
00:48:19,124 --> 00:48:21,526
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir
953
00:48:21,528 --> 00:48:24,498
while I enjoy a first edition
of La Comedie humaine.
954
00:48:25,064 --> 00:48:27,665
Are you into Balzac?
955
00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,503
Less and less with every
experience.
956
00:48:31,103 --> 00:48:32,338
Well, I'll be right back.
957
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:33,740
Okay.
958
00:48:37,343 --> 00:48:39,577
- It's happening again.
- What is?
959
00:48:39,579 --> 00:48:41,412
He's into me.
960
00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:43,080
What are you talking about?
961
00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:44,516
He wants a slice. Rog.
962
00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:48,087
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.
963
00:48:49,422 --> 00:48:52,122
- Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- Okay.
964
00:48:52,124 --> 00:48:53,258
- They love me.
- Oh, God.
965
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,426
They want this.
966
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:57,094
If that makes them weird
967
00:48:57,096 --> 00:48:58,730
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,
968
00:48:58,732 --> 00:49:00,498
- our landlord is weird.
- He's weird.
969
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,535
Mandy Patinkin is weird.
970
00:49:03,102 --> 00:49:04,402
- Mmm.
- I feel a little nauseated.
971
00:49:04,404 --> 00:49:06,103
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
972
00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:07,207
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.
973
00:49:07,674 --> 00:49:08,675
Love you.
974
00:49:12,112 --> 00:49:14,245
Hi. Audrey okay?
975
00:49:14,247 --> 00:49:16,614
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.
976
00:49:16,616 --> 00:49:19,219
Well, at least
let me give you a digestif.
977
00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:28,293
Ah! It's dry.
978
00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,762
So are you a lover of art?
979
00:49:30,764 --> 00:49:34,167
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.
980
00:49:37,137 --> 00:49:38,736
And look at that art.
981
00:49:38,738 --> 00:49:41,573
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.
982
00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:43,474
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes
983
00:49:43,476 --> 00:49:44,796
when you're not enjoying
yourself.
984
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,500
Don't know
that I agree with that.
985
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,483
You wouldn't?
986
00:49:51,384 --> 00:49:53,119
Okay. We're doing
a massage now.
987
00:49:54,755 --> 00:49:55,755
Here we go.
988
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,161
Oh, my God!
989
00:50:02,262 --> 00:50:03,563
Oh, my God!
990
00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:17,408
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.
991
00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:20,211
- It's my great pleasure.
- But I just... I don't think...
992
00:50:20,213 --> 00:50:21,847
I don't think so.
993
00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:23,784
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.
994
00:50:24,785 --> 00:50:27,318
Huh. Hello.
995
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,187
Who's this? I'm Morgan.
996
00:50:29,189 --> 00:50:31,255
I'm a family friend.
Is this your girlfriend?
997
00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:34,760
Nadedja, no.
We have to bring them in alive.
998
00:50:34,762 --> 00:50:36,362
Oh, boy.
999
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,333
Weird.
1000
00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:46,472
Ow. Ow.
1001
00:50:46,474 --> 00:50:48,340
- Audrey.
- Oh, my God!
1002
00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:51,710
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.
1003
00:50:51,712 --> 00:50:53,781
No, that's not Roger.
1004
00:50:57,218 --> 00:50:58,319
That's Roger.
1005
00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:00,888
Ah!
1006
00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,323
They want the drive.
1007
00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:07,359
You have to swallow it
before they come back.
1008
00:51:07,361 --> 00:51:09,228
- What?
- I have thrown up, like, nine times.
1009
00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:10,629
- What?
- I can't do it.
1010
00:51:10,631 --> 00:51:13,699
Well, I can't
swallow anything.
1011
00:51:13,701 --> 00:51:15,701
I can't even swallow Advil.
1012
00:51:15,703 --> 00:51:17,870
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.
1013
00:51:17,872 --> 00:51:19,738
No. You gotta swallow this.
1014
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,740
No, I... Oh!
1015
00:51:22,443 --> 00:51:25,444
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.
1016
00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:27,513
Oh, my God,
you're heavy.
1017
00:51:27,515 --> 00:51:30,382
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Okay.
1018
00:51:30,384 --> 00:51:31,686
- Yeah. Ah!
- Ah!
1019
00:51:32,653 --> 00:51:33,654
Okay.
1020
00:51:34,722 --> 00:51:36,524
- Ah.
- Close your nose.
1021
00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,030
Shit! Shit!
1022
00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:45,932
Let's try it
one more time.
1023
00:51:45,934 --> 00:51:49,736
Ah. Ooh. Ah!
1024
00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:51,303
Whoa!
1025
00:51:51,305 --> 00:51:52,573
No, keep it in.
1026
00:51:58,613 --> 00:51:59,913
I can't.
1027
00:51:59,915 --> 00:52:00,915
Shit!
1028
00:52:01,550 --> 00:52:02,551
I can't do it.
1029
00:52:03,552 --> 00:52:04,586
I tried.
1030
00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,494
Uh-oh.
1031
00:52:13,762 --> 00:52:15,122
There's the ice cream lady.
1032
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,940
Audrey.
1033
00:53:00,509 --> 00:53:01,510
Audrey.
1034
00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:04,546
Are you okay?
1035
00:53:06,015 --> 00:53:07,015
Oh, God.
1036
00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:10,019
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.
1037
00:53:12,654 --> 00:53:14,821
- Where the fuck are we?
- I don't know.
1038
00:53:14,823 --> 00:53:17,992
Audrey,
how are you feelin'?
1039
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,961
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.
1040
00:53:20,963 --> 00:53:23,630
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.
1041
00:53:23,632 --> 00:53:25,765
I never meant for Drew to die.
1042
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,134
We know you didn't, Audrey.
1043
00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:29,136
We're just glad
you're alive.
1044
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,405
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.
1045
00:53:32,407 --> 00:53:33,976
So where's the drive?
1046
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,376
Oh.
1047
00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:37,378
You know about that?
1048
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,980
Shut up, you dumb bitch.
1049
00:53:39,982 --> 00:53:41,015
Fuck you!
1050
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:43,416
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?
1051
00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,755
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.
1052
00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,722
Audrey...
1053
00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:50,991
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.
1054
00:53:50,993 --> 00:53:52,693
- Of course, they are.
- No.
1055
00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:54,795
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.
1056
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:56,530
We shared
chicken lettuce cups.
1057
00:53:56,532 --> 00:53:59,600
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.
1058
00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,468
But we talked
about real things.
1059
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,970
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.
1060
00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:04,605
Not getting
a colonoscopy.
1061
00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:06,874
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,
1062
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,076
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.
1063
00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:10,680
Okay, let's get this done.
1064
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,683
Where is the fucking drive?
1065
00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:15,950
No. No.
1066
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,886
Please, sir.
Sir, please don't.
1067
00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:21,555
That's my best friend.
Please, just...
1068
00:54:21,557 --> 00:54:22,890
I flushed it down the toilet.
1069
00:54:26,662 --> 00:54:27,797
Do you know
what you've done?
1070
00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:31,933
Nadedja.
1071
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:40,909
Oh, good God.
1072
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,065
What is that?
1073
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:21,515
Five kilometers out.
1074
00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:23,885
Closing in on the safe house.
1075
00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,023
Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.
1076
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:36,131
Wow! You're so pretty.
1077
00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,600
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.
1078
00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:40,101
And look how flexible
you are.
1079
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,236
Morgan, shut up.
1080
00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:44,005
No, everybody
likes compliments.
1081
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:44,973
She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.
1082
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,075
She loves it. It's working.
1083
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,643
You just... You are so...
1084
00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:49,947
You're so bad.
1085
00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:55,050
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
1086
00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,152
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?
1087
00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,154
I like you.
1088
00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:00,891
Oh, my God!
1089
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,069
Shit! They got the drive.
1090
00:56:13,304 --> 00:56:15,103
Fuck!
1091
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,105
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.
1092
00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:20,008
- Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- Wait! The girls could still be in there.
1093
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,176
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded
1094
00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,844
by terrorists or dead.
1095
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:24,713
- Also, I don't care.
- Just give me five minutes
1096
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,182
and three agents.
I need to check.
1097
00:56:26,184 --> 00:56:27,649
Oh, so four agents can die?
1098
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:29,751
You know this is
my operation, right?
1099
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:32,087
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother
1100
00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,956
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.
1101
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,993
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.
1102
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,594
- Roger that.
- Watch the show.
1103
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,899
Uh...
1104
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,537
Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.
1105
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:49,952
- Copy that.
- Go Crimson.
1106
00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:02,753
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.
1107
00:57:04,956 --> 00:57:05,957
Same as her.
1108
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,058
It looks worse than it is.
1109
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,127
I have freakishly
strong teeth.
1110
00:57:11,129 --> 00:57:14,032
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.
1111
00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,599
Where is drive?
1112
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,871
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.
1113
00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:26,208
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.
1114
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,980
Oh, my God!
1115
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,716
Please,
I'm begging you. Please.
1116
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:34,786
Please, do me a favor
1117
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,055
and eat my tit, bitch.
1118
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,058
And please, please.
Please, just please
1119
00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,793
go fuck yourself.
1120
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,126
'Cause I'd love it
1121
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,264
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.
1122
00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:14,324
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.
1123
00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:18,094
- Everybody knows when I'm lying.
- I can't lie.
1124
00:58:18,096 --> 00:58:20,363
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.
1125
00:58:20,365 --> 00:58:21,964
Secrets are poison.
1126
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,833
Maybe you keep
secret for her.
1127
00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:26,403
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.
1128
00:58:26,405 --> 00:58:27,405
'Cause I know it all.
1129
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,074
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.
1130
00:58:31,076 --> 00:58:34,044
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."
1131
00:58:34,046 --> 00:58:36,246
- What are you doing?
- I'm proving to her that
1132
00:58:36,248 --> 00:58:38,048
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.
1133
00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:40,150
Okay, okay. Um,
1134
00:58:40,152 --> 00:58:42,452
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery
1135
00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:44,221
- and sold them at Coachella.
- I did.
1136
00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:46,990
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid
1137
00:58:46,992 --> 00:58:49,292
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.
1138
00:58:49,294 --> 00:58:50,693
His name was Liam.
1139
00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:52,229
She has sex dreams
about Minions.
1140
00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:55,031
Just the one Minion
with the one eye.
1141
00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:56,833
Is that supposed to be a dick?
1142
00:58:56,835 --> 00:58:58,435
She googled it
on my computer,
1143
00:58:58,437 --> 00:59:00,305
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.
1144
00:59:01,073 --> 00:59:02,705
I said I was sorry.
1145
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,076
Audrey shaves
between her boobs.
1146
00:59:04,977 --> 00:59:06,042
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.
1147
00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:08,478
- I didn't know it was my cousin.
- Morgan has HPV.
1148
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,113
Audrey has HPV.
1149
00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,748
Morgan had sex
in a playground once.
1150
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,049
Audrey hit a dog
in the face.
1151
00:59:13,051 --> 00:59:14,718
Morgan had lice as an adult.
1152
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,753
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.
1153
00:59:16,755 --> 00:59:18,657
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.
1154
00:59:19,858 --> 00:59:21,258
Oh, look.
1155
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,326
Hey, hey.
1156
00:59:23,328 --> 00:59:25,362
- It's working. It's working.
- Yeah.
1157
00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:27,444
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.
1158
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,902
How you know
so much about her?
1159
00:59:30,503 --> 00:59:32,836
And she about you?
1160
00:59:32,838 --> 00:59:36,206
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.
1161
00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:37,941
You have a best friend, right?
1162
00:59:37,943 --> 00:59:38,842
Of course
she has a best friend.
1163
00:59:38,844 --> 00:59:39,976
- Yeah.
- Look at her.
1164
00:59:39,978 --> 00:59:43,013
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.
1165
00:59:43,015 --> 00:59:44,415
- Hobbies.
- You do...
1166
00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,137
- You do have a best friend.
- Yeah.
1167
00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:49,319
Tell us
about your best friend.
1168
00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:51,056
- Who is she?
- What's her name? What does she look like?
1169
00:59:51,524 --> 00:59:52,724
Bobik.
1170
00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:56,092
- Bobik?
- Bobik.
1171
00:59:56,094 --> 00:59:58,897
- Oh.
- Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.
1172
01:00:04,102 --> 01:00:05,102
Bobik.
1173
01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:08,805
- It's a balance beam.
- Oh.
1174
01:00:08,807 --> 01:00:10,241
It's a fucking balance beam.
1175
01:00:10,243 --> 01:00:11,509
- Oh, God, no.
- Your balance beam's
1176
01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:13,351
- your best fucking friend?
- What? Ah, no, no.
1177
01:00:22,921 --> 01:00:24,090
Oh, fuck.
1178
01:00:26,392 --> 01:00:27,793
Oh, fuck.
1179
01:00:28,995 --> 01:00:30,294
You fucking dick, Henshaw!
1180
01:00:33,066 --> 01:00:34,067
Fuck!
1181
01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,470
Okay. Light it up.
1182
01:00:39,472 --> 01:00:40,974
Copy.
Sending in the grenades.
1183
01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:57,488
What?
Oh, my God!
1184
01:00:58,591 --> 01:00:59,792
Who's that?
1185
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,935
Oh, my God!
1186
01:01:28,354 --> 01:01:29,354
- Yes!
- Oh!
1187
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,468
Sebastian!
1188
01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,636
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!
1189
01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:49,809
- Stay close.
- Thank you so much!
1190
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,246
Oh, my God!
1191
01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,323
Oh, my God!
1192
01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,339
Okay, I trust you now.
1193
01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,142
Jesus,
I should hope so.
1194
01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:25,744
Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.
1195
01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:27,247
What?
1196
01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:31,951
Get in the fucking car.
1197
01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,255
Us?
1198
01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:49,234
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.
1199
01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:50,635
It's a temporary space.
1200
01:02:50,637 --> 01:02:52,938
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.
1201
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,639
I know, but can you
hang a poster?
1202
01:02:54,641 --> 01:02:56,274
Can we get a drape?
Something?
1203
01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:58,443
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?
1204
01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,347
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.
1205
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,648
You know that?
1206
01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:04,383
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry
1207
01:03:04,385 --> 01:03:05,951
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.
1208
01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:08,122
Nah. No, I understand.
1209
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,956
Drew told you
to keep it safe.
1210
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,026
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?
1211
01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:16,995
All we know is,
1212
01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:19,097
it was made by an
international terrorist group
1213
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,600
named Highland.
1214
01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:23,404
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.
1215
01:03:24,371 --> 01:03:26,306
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.
1216
01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,112
Henshaw, my office.
1217
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,516
What? Wait, wait.
1218
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:39,117
This is your boss?
You're the boss?
1219
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,287
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.
1220
01:03:41,289 --> 01:03:43,589
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed
1221
01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:45,991
one ounce of femininity.
1222
01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:48,594
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,
1223
01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:51,597
when this being has been
floating through the halls
1224
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,633
of the building?
Oh, my God!
1225
01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:57,002
- That's a compliment.
- That is the Beyonce of the government.
1226
01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,140
Duffer, stay here.
1227
01:04:01,176 --> 01:04:03,209
I have so much respect
for you that it has
1228
01:04:03,211 --> 01:04:05,313
circled around
into objectification.
1229
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,346
Ma'am!
1230
01:04:07,348 --> 01:04:09,782
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.
1231
01:04:09,784 --> 01:04:11,451
Overstepped? No.
1232
01:04:11,453 --> 01:04:14,554
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.
1233
01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:17,723
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.
1234
01:04:17,725 --> 01:04:21,727
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?
1235
01:04:21,729 --> 01:04:23,463
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,
1236
01:04:23,465 --> 01:04:25,665
- one for the sprain.
- Fantastic.
1237
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,133
Take four months' leave.
1238
01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:28,568
Oh, no. I assume he meant
1239
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,269
the two would
heal simultaneously.
1240
01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:31,271
I know what I said.
1241
01:04:32,474 --> 01:04:33,706
Please
take me through this.
1242
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,309
What exactly was
going through your mind
1243
01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:38,277
when you flushed it
down the toilet?
1244
01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:40,346
Were you thinking,
"Oh, I know.
1245
01:04:40,348 --> 01:04:41,815
"People are dying
because of this.
1246
01:04:41,817 --> 01:04:43,416
"So here's what I'll do.
1247
01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:45,218
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,
1248
01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,552
"wrapped up in toilet paper,
1249
01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:48,289
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?
1250
01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:52,826
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?
1251
01:04:52,828 --> 01:04:54,128
No, I'm sorry.
1252
01:04:55,196 --> 01:04:57,129
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?
1253
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,765
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.
1254
01:04:58,767 --> 01:05:00,266
Great. You two laugh.
1255
01:05:00,268 --> 01:05:02,769
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died
1256
01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:04,540
and will die
because of your stupidity.
1257
01:05:08,076 --> 01:05:10,109
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.
1258
01:05:10,111 --> 01:05:12,111
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,
1259
01:05:12,113 --> 01:05:13,346
and then you poop
into that,
1260
01:05:13,348 --> 01:05:15,081
and then that
whole contraption
1261
01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:16,416
is what you drop
into the toilet?
1262
01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:18,519
- That was just a metaphor.
- You know that the toilet is designed
1263
01:05:18,521 --> 01:05:20,253
to take the work
out of it for you, right?
1264
01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:21,688
No, that's not
what I was saying.
1265
01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:23,857
I was say...
I didn't say that.
1266
01:05:23,859 --> 01:05:25,692
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.
1267
01:05:25,694 --> 01:05:28,330
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.
1268
01:05:30,366 --> 01:05:33,165
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.
1269
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:34,367
Where are you going?
1270
01:05:36,805 --> 01:05:38,405
I've been suspended.
1271
01:05:38,407 --> 01:05:40,774
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.
1272
01:05:40,776 --> 01:05:42,543
- What?
- What?
1273
01:05:42,545 --> 01:05:45,512
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.
1274
01:05:45,514 --> 01:05:47,449
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.
1275
01:05:49,184 --> 01:05:51,184
Please don't send us home.
1276
01:05:51,186 --> 01:05:54,187
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.
1277
01:05:54,189 --> 01:05:57,824
But we have been a real help
to this operation,
1278
01:05:57,826 --> 01:06:01,361
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.
1279
01:06:01,363 --> 01:06:03,697
And if you would
just give us a chance,
1280
01:06:03,699 --> 01:06:07,267
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.
1281
01:06:07,269 --> 01:06:11,574
Would you consider
keeping us on
1282
01:06:13,175 --> 01:06:15,544
in this intelligence bureau?
1283
01:06:16,913 --> 01:06:19,548
Please. Ma'am.
1284
01:06:22,318 --> 01:06:23,319
Okay.
1285
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,186
All right.
1286
01:06:26,188 --> 01:06:29,124
I am going to take
a chance on you two.
1287
01:06:30,392 --> 01:06:31,393
Really?
1288
01:06:31,928 --> 01:06:33,462
I could really use you.
1289
01:06:34,196 --> 01:06:35,562
What?
1290
01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:36,599
Are you serious?
1291
01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:38,768
No.
1292
01:06:40,670 --> 01:06:42,605
Their flight
leaves in four hours.
1293
01:06:46,241 --> 01:06:49,309
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.
1294
01:06:49,311 --> 01:06:52,346
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.
1295
01:06:52,348 --> 01:06:53,615
I really just wanna go home.
1296
01:06:53,617 --> 01:06:55,449
What? Why would you
wanna go home
1297
01:06:55,451 --> 01:06:56,784
in the middle of all this?
1298
01:06:56,786 --> 01:06:57,785
We're a part of this.
1299
01:06:57,787 --> 01:06:59,656
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.
1300
01:07:00,957 --> 01:07:02,859
Okay? We've done enough.
1301
01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:06,195
Can we please
just go home?
1302
01:07:07,864 --> 01:07:08,865
I'm done.
1303
01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,701
- Morgan, now.
- Okay. Yes. Yes.
1304
01:07:13,703 --> 01:07:16,236
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off
1305
01:07:16,238 --> 01:07:17,639
at the airport
on your way home?
1306
01:07:17,641 --> 01:07:19,540
It'll prepare you
for your next career,
1307
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,810
being a SuperShuttle driver.
1308
01:07:35,825 --> 01:07:37,558
Out of curiosity,
1309
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,827
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?
1310
01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:41,863
- Hypothetically?
- Yeah.
1311
01:07:41,865 --> 01:07:43,631
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,
1312
01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:46,934
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.
1313
01:07:46,936 --> 01:07:48,872
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?
1314
01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:51,641
Why do you wanna
know all this?
1315
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:54,644
Because the drive
is in my vagina.
1316
01:07:58,882 --> 01:08:00,149
- What?
- What?
1317
01:08:00,151 --> 01:08:02,316
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,
1318
01:08:02,318 --> 01:08:04,552
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.
1319
01:08:04,554 --> 01:08:05,853
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?
1320
01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:07,488
'Cause he's an asshole.
1321
01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:09,824
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...
1322
01:08:09,826 --> 01:08:14,362
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.
1323
01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:17,732
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1324
01:08:17,734 --> 01:08:19,902
- I know!
- Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?
1325
01:08:19,904 --> 01:08:21,335
You get used to it.
1326
01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:22,570
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch
1327
01:08:22,572 --> 01:08:23,906
when she was torturing us?
1328
01:08:23,908 --> 01:08:25,741
- Yeah.
- And you lied to me?
1329
01:08:25,743 --> 01:08:27,608
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.
1330
01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:29,610
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.
1331
01:08:29,612 --> 01:08:31,980
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!
1332
01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:34,950
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...
1333
01:08:34,952 --> 01:08:37,588
Do you think you could
access it from the...
1334
01:08:38,421 --> 01:08:39,755
Place that...
1335
01:08:39,757 --> 01:08:41,890
- In the...
- Oh, yeah.
1336
01:08:41,892 --> 01:08:43,894
- What? Here?
- Just don't look here.
1337
01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:47,062
Oh.
1338
01:08:47,064 --> 01:08:49,531
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be
1339
01:08:49,533 --> 01:08:52,402
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.
1340
01:08:54,038 --> 01:08:57,840
♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes
1341
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,243
♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♪
1342
01:09:01,545 --> 01:09:02,745
- Okay.
- Oh, there it is.
1343
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,312
Oh.
1344
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,647
Should I put it in the...
1345
01:09:05,649 --> 01:09:07,649
- No. I'll, uh...
- Like, a tissue?
1346
01:09:07,651 --> 01:09:09,653
No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
1347
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,925
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?
1348
01:09:16,927 --> 01:09:19,361
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,
1349
01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,096
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.
1350
01:09:21,098 --> 01:09:22,767
But thank you.
1351
01:09:23,501 --> 01:09:25,736
For trusting me.
1352
01:09:28,005 --> 01:09:29,707
Now, will you trust us?
1353
01:09:30,908 --> 01:09:32,674
To help you?
1354
01:09:32,676 --> 01:09:35,111
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.
1355
01:09:35,113 --> 01:09:37,846
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.
1356
01:09:37,848 --> 01:09:40,768
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.
1357
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,067
So, um...
1358
01:09:58,069 --> 01:10:00,038
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?
1359
01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:01,938
Yeah.
1360
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,374
Do I not look
just like a French woman?
1361
01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:07,010
I look like a French woman.
1362
01:10:07,012 --> 01:10:08,546
You look like
a French curtain.
1363
01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:10,782
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.
1364
01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:13,382
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm?
1365
01:10:13,384 --> 01:10:15,684
Something really weird
on this drive.
1366
01:10:15,686 --> 01:10:17,386
Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us
1367
01:10:17,388 --> 01:10:19,521
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.
1368
01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:21,456
Some of us have stuff.
1369
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:23,660
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.
1370
01:10:23,662 --> 01:10:25,161
It's State Department
encryption.
1371
01:10:25,163 --> 01:10:26,397
Oh.
1372
01:10:27,398 --> 01:10:28,700
- Right.
- Figures.
1373
01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,902
- What do you mean?
- Meaning Highland didn't make it.
1374
01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:34,704
Your government did.
1375
01:10:34,706 --> 01:10:37,040
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.
1376
01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,742
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?
1377
01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,779
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.
1378
01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:45,548
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.
1379
01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:46,749
So what are you saying?
1380
01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,752
I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.
1381
01:10:49,754 --> 01:10:50,920
- What?
- There's gotta be something else
1382
01:10:50,922 --> 01:10:53,823
- we can do.
- Not unless you have access to an expert
1383
01:10:53,825 --> 01:10:55,460
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.
1384
01:10:59,064 --> 01:11:00,398
One minute.
1385
01:11:09,908 --> 01:11:11,543
Um...
1386
01:11:15,181 --> 01:11:17,647
Mmm-hmm.
1387
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,516
That's all I
remember from high school French.
1388
01:11:20,518 --> 01:11:21,918
Shit. What were
the lines I had
1389
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,620
in that French
student film?
1390
01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:24,990
Um...
1391
01:11:39,638 --> 01:11:40,672
Oh, God.
1392
01:11:44,576 --> 01:11:45,577
No?
1393
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,613
I need to borrow this
for one minute.
1394
01:11:50,615 --> 01:11:51,816
I will be there.
1395
01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:00,124
Uh-huh. Hmm.
1396
01:12:06,498 --> 01:12:07,618
This is Edward.
1397
01:12:08,134 --> 01:12:11,101
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.
1398
01:12:11,103 --> 01:12:13,536
It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.
1399
01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,774
Oh, my God!
1400
01:12:15,507 --> 01:12:16,776
Morgan. Um...
1401
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,076
Wow! It's been forever.
1402
01:12:19,078 --> 01:12:20,744
I, uh...
1403
01:12:20,746 --> 01:12:22,212
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.
1404
01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:24,514
You did? Shoot!
1405
01:12:24,516 --> 01:12:27,918
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.
1406
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,821
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.
1407
01:12:30,823 --> 01:12:32,723
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.
1408
01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:35,526
Oh. Actually, I knew that.
1409
01:12:35,528 --> 01:12:37,728
Right. I guess you would.
1410
01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:39,163
So I've been
following the news.
1411
01:12:39,165 --> 01:12:40,998
Oh, my God. Eddie.
1412
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,733
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.
1413
01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:43,834
On purpose.
1414
01:12:43,836 --> 01:12:45,970
Of course.
It's called a frame job.
1415
01:12:45,972 --> 01:12:48,105
They do that.
1416
01:12:48,107 --> 01:12:50,641
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.
1417
01:12:50,643 --> 01:12:51,944
Are you near a computer?
1418
01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:55,212
Always.
1419
01:12:55,214 --> 01:12:58,184
A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.
1420
01:12:59,652 --> 01:13:00,686
Lowercase J.
1421
01:13:01,321 --> 01:13:02,586
Percentage sign.
1422
01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,657
- Yes, percentage.
- Uppercase Y.
1423
01:13:08,694 --> 01:13:09,829
Oh, my God! That's right.
1424
01:13:10,197 --> 01:13:12,163
Okay. So?
1425
01:13:12,165 --> 01:13:13,205
What are Highland's plans?
1426
01:13:14,334 --> 01:13:16,900
These aren't
Highland's plans.
1427
01:13:16,902 --> 01:13:19,870
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.
1428
01:13:19,872 --> 01:13:22,575
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.
1429
01:13:24,844 --> 01:13:26,146
We need to
get out of here now.
1430
01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,746
We gotta go.
1431
01:13:28,748 --> 01:13:30,748
- Uh-huh.
- Morgan.
1432
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,551
You call me
if you're ever in LA now.
1433
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,888
LA's gonna be hard.
1434
01:13:47,934 --> 01:13:49,734
I need to add another target.
1435
01:13:50,103 --> 01:13:51,970
- Double rate.
- No.
1436
01:13:51,972 --> 01:13:54,973
You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.
1437
01:13:54,975 --> 01:13:56,941
Highland is very upset.
1438
01:13:59,612 --> 01:14:00,914
Well, hello, beautiful.
1439
01:14:05,786 --> 01:14:07,118
Baby...
1440
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,321
What happened
to your face?
1441
01:14:12,759 --> 01:14:13,759
What happened to yours?
1442
01:14:22,803 --> 01:14:24,035
Where we goin', chief?
1443
01:14:24,037 --> 01:14:25,772
Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.
1444
01:14:27,407 --> 01:14:28,608
Can I help you?
1445
01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:30,744
Thank you.
1446
01:14:36,983 --> 01:14:38,085
Nice boobs.
1447
01:14:40,087 --> 01:14:41,087
Thanks.
1448
01:14:44,325 --> 01:14:47,605
Remember, the best place to hide
is somewhere full of suspicious people.
1449
01:14:49,062 --> 01:14:51,796
Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?
1450
01:14:51,798 --> 01:14:53,765
Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?
1451
01:14:53,767 --> 01:14:55,434
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.
1452
01:14:55,436 --> 01:14:57,336
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.
1453
01:14:57,338 --> 01:14:58,937
- Out of Moscow.
- Oh.
1454
01:14:58,939 --> 01:15:01,139
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,
1455
01:15:01,141 --> 01:15:02,974
and former gymnastic coaches.
1456
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:07,179
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.
1457
01:15:07,181 --> 01:15:09,148
Not a fan.
1458
01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:11,217
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.
1459
01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:12,817
Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...
1460
01:15:12,819 --> 01:15:14,086
We're on TV.
1461
01:15:14,088 --> 01:15:16,155
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's happening.
1462
01:15:16,157 --> 01:15:17,189
...the women were allegedly
involved in the murder
1463
01:15:17,191 --> 01:15:18,790
of a local ophthalmologist,
1464
01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:21,860
which may have had
a sexual motive.
1465
01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:24,029
Sexual motive?
Yeah. He wishes.
1466
01:15:24,031 --> 01:15:25,965
The FBI has
released transcripts
1467
01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:28,033
of Facebook messages
between the suspects.
1468
01:15:28,035 --> 01:15:30,903
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.
1469
01:15:30,905 --> 01:15:34,907
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"
1470
01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:39,711
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman
1471
01:15:39,713 --> 01:15:40,913
Oh, my God.
1472
01:15:40,915 --> 01:15:45,818
Then, "Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.
1473
01:15:45,820 --> 01:15:47,820
"That's what friends are for.
1474
01:15:47,822 --> 01:15:52,160
"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.
1475
01:15:54,061 --> 01:15:55,296
Your name is Morgan Freeman.
1476
01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:57,463
I just put that together.
1477
01:15:57,465 --> 01:16:01,000
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.
1478
01:16:01,002 --> 01:16:02,868
Honestly, I just don't believe
1479
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:05,204
- that Audrey would ever do this.
- Oh.
1480
01:16:05,206 --> 01:16:07,506
- She's just not that kind of person.
- Wow, okay.
1481
01:16:07,508 --> 01:16:09,875
You know. She's not
that sophisticated.
1482
01:16:09,877 --> 01:16:11,410
I mean, she's 30 years old,
1483
01:16:11,412 --> 01:16:14,780
and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...
1484
01:16:14,782 --> 01:16:16,949
Box spring counts. A box spring counts.
1485
01:16:16,951 --> 01:16:18,217
We've talked about this.
1486
01:16:28,296 --> 01:16:29,398
Americans?
1487
01:16:36,505 --> 01:16:37,505
Hey.
1488
01:16:37,905 --> 01:16:38,906
Hi.
1489
01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:50,352
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.
1490
01:16:51,919 --> 01:16:55,087
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.
1491
01:16:55,089 --> 01:16:56,889
It's not like
I've done anything
1492
01:16:56,891 --> 01:16:59,125
that impressive with my life.
1493
01:16:59,127 --> 01:17:01,494
I've seen you
do some impressive things.
1494
01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:03,163
You were a great shot
in the cafe.
1495
01:17:03,165 --> 01:17:06,333
You switched
the trophies on me.
1496
01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,501
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.
1497
01:17:08,503 --> 01:17:11,240
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...
1498
01:17:13,874 --> 01:17:14,941
...thing.
1499
01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,280
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.
1500
01:17:20,282 --> 01:17:22,115
You risked
your whole life for me.
1501
01:17:22,117 --> 01:17:24,150
Not many people
would have done that.
1502
01:17:24,152 --> 01:17:26,154
Including
my ex-boyfriend.
1503
01:17:28,557 --> 01:17:29,757
Yeah, about that.
1504
01:17:31,193 --> 01:17:32,327
I wanna clear something up.
1505
01:17:33,929 --> 01:17:36,164
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.
1506
01:17:37,432 --> 01:17:38,432
How?
1507
01:17:39,835 --> 01:17:42,369
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.
1508
01:17:42,371 --> 01:17:43,470
What? At the bar?
1509
01:17:43,472 --> 01:17:45,438
Outside,
in the surveillance van.
1510
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,007
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.
1511
01:17:47,009 --> 01:17:48,410
- Wait, who?
- The bartender.
1512
01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,545
He was a recruiter for ISIS.
1513
01:17:54,617 --> 01:17:56,485
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters
1514
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,320
and rhubarb zest.
1515
01:18:08,030 --> 01:18:09,390
Can you identify him
as the target?
1516
01:18:16,204 --> 01:18:17,871
- Oops, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry!
1517
01:18:17,873 --> 01:18:18,938
Happy birthday.
1518
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:21,241
No. Do not get distracted.
1519
01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:23,310
- Yeah.
- It's not my birthday.
1520
01:18:23,312 --> 01:18:24,512
- Oh.
- I, um...
1521
01:18:24,514 --> 01:18:26,880
I just kind of wear it
for warmth.
1522
01:18:26,882 --> 01:18:28,214
- Well, if it was your birthday...
- She's funny.
1523
01:18:28,216 --> 01:18:29,916
I would say "Happy birthday."
1524
01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:31,521
Thayer, get away
from her now.
1525
01:18:33,423 --> 01:18:35,157
In our line of work,
being with someone,
1526
01:18:36,359 --> 01:18:37,360
caring about them,
1527
01:18:38,894 --> 01:18:40,927
it makes our job harder.
1528
01:18:40,929 --> 01:18:43,333
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...
1529
01:18:45,134 --> 01:18:46,536
That was real.
1530
01:18:47,570 --> 01:18:50,003
And not that you
asked my opinion,
1531
01:18:50,005 --> 01:18:51,905
but the worst song
on that jukebox is
1532
01:18:51,907 --> 01:18:53,076
Your Body Is a Wonderland.
1533
01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:54,609
No question.
1534
01:18:55,678 --> 01:18:57,178
Oh, my God! What?
1535
01:18:57,180 --> 01:18:59,613
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.
1536
01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:04,085
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.
1537
01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:06,053
What?
1538
01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:08,057
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?
1539
01:19:08,424 --> 01:19:09,858
Oh!
1540
01:19:10,693 --> 01:19:13,260
Oh, hey, guys.
1541
01:19:13,262 --> 01:19:16,199
Uh, rookworst, am I right?
1542
01:19:22,605 --> 01:19:25,274
It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.
1543
01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,210
Audrey!
1544
01:19:29,212 --> 01:19:30,478
Oh, my God! Morgan.
1545
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,480
She talks too much.
1546
01:19:32,648 --> 01:19:33,950
Duffer.
1547
01:19:37,053 --> 01:19:38,319
Jesus!
1548
01:19:38,321 --> 01:19:39,587
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1549
01:19:39,589 --> 01:19:41,555
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!
1550
01:19:42,558 --> 01:19:44,291
Hands up.
1551
01:19:44,293 --> 01:19:45,733
- Okay.
- That's both hands, cripple.
1552
01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:48,663
Come on, Seb. Higher.
1553
01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:51,966
Just because I can.
1554
01:19:51,968 --> 01:19:54,135
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?
1555
01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:55,504
I was suspended. You won.
1556
01:19:55,506 --> 01:19:57,106
Come on, man. I know I won.
1557
01:19:58,475 --> 01:20:00,443
I'm just here for this.
1558
01:20:01,978 --> 01:20:05,379
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.
1559
01:20:05,381 --> 01:20:07,014
Hey! Hey!
1560
01:20:07,016 --> 01:20:09,751
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?
1561
01:20:09,753 --> 01:20:11,753
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.
1562
01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:13,388
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,
1563
01:20:13,390 --> 01:20:15,590
- and tell them that?
- Jesus!
1564
01:20:15,592 --> 01:20:17,392
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?
1565
01:20:17,394 --> 01:20:18,460
What?
1566
01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:20,328
He's not here
on CIA business.
1567
01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:22,062
He's working for Highland now.
1568
01:20:22,064 --> 01:20:24,098
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's
1569
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,467
willing to pay for this.
1570
01:20:25,469 --> 01:20:28,270
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.
1571
01:20:28,272 --> 01:20:29,471
And, on that note,
1572
01:20:29,473 --> 01:20:31,673
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.
1573
01:20:31,675 --> 01:20:34,443
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play
1574
01:20:34,445 --> 01:20:35,879
Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.
1575
01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:44,553
- Okay, I got it.
- That's a joke, Audrey.
1576
01:20:44,555 --> 01:20:46,288
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.
1577
01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,356
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,
1578
01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:50,158
and it's called
a fucking handgun!
1579
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,527
- Oh, my God!
- So, for heckling me, Audrey...
1580
01:20:52,529 --> 01:20:53,795
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.
1581
01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:55,263
Duffer, don't do this.
1582
01:20:55,265 --> 01:20:56,665
- You die first.
- Duffer!
1583
01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:57,667
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1584
01:21:02,372 --> 01:21:04,339
Oh.
1585
01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:07,678
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?
1586
01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:13,482
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.
1587
01:21:13,484 --> 01:21:15,519
- Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- Yes.
1588
01:21:22,092 --> 01:21:23,492
How did he find us?
1589
01:21:23,494 --> 01:21:25,454
I don't know.
We took every precaution.
1590
01:21:26,731 --> 01:21:27,697
We only used cash.
1591
01:21:27,699 --> 01:21:28,999
No phones.
1592
01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:33,568
Morgan.
1593
01:21:33,570 --> 01:21:34,570
Hmm?
1594
01:21:35,205 --> 01:21:37,074
Did you call
your parents again?
1595
01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:40,542
Yes. I had to.
1596
01:21:40,544 --> 01:21:42,344
My father was gonna think
that I was dead
1597
01:21:42,346 --> 01:21:43,411
if he found out about Roger.
1598
01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:46,348
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.
1599
01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:48,584
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."
1600
01:21:48,586 --> 01:21:50,586
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.
1601
01:21:50,588 --> 01:21:52,522
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.
1602
01:21:52,524 --> 01:21:54,690
- That's not a thing anymore.
- That's not a thing!
1603
01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,224
Well, I know that now.
1604
01:21:56,226 --> 01:21:58,293
Ugh...
1605
01:21:58,295 --> 01:22:00,195
Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.
1606
01:22:00,197 --> 01:22:01,399
He's reanimating.
1607
01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,804
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.
1608
01:22:08,806 --> 01:22:10,606
It needs a thumbprint.
1609
01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:12,441
- There's the thumb.
- Seriously?
1610
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:14,044
I'm standing,
so I can't do it.
1611
01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:15,779
Oh, my God.
1612
01:22:17,715 --> 01:22:19,082
Ugh.
1613
01:22:20,618 --> 01:22:22,718
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."
1614
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,320
Um...
1615
01:22:24,322 --> 01:22:27,657
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.
1616
01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:30,192
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.
1617
01:22:30,194 --> 01:22:32,461
Oh, oh.
1618
01:22:32,463 --> 01:22:34,697
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."
1619
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:36,365
- Okay.
- What's Operation Albrecht?
1620
01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:37,535
I'm checking his emails.
1621
01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:40,603
Ah.
1622
01:22:40,605 --> 01:22:43,573
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.
1623
01:22:43,575 --> 01:22:44,740
So a gay porn star.
1624
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:46,776
Uh...
1625
01:22:46,778 --> 01:22:49,412
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.
1626
01:22:49,414 --> 01:22:51,082
They called it
Operation Albrecht.
1627
01:22:51,849 --> 01:22:53,616
It's going down
tomorrow night.
1628
01:22:53,618 --> 01:22:56,519
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.
1629
01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:59,424
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.
1630
01:23:01,793 --> 01:23:04,460
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.
1631
01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,162
You know what? Forget it.
1632
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,733
- Okay.
- Oh, the thumb! Yes!
1633
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:11,737
Audrey...
1634
01:23:14,305 --> 01:23:16,639
Oh, my God!
1635
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,349
Thumbs up.
1636
01:23:26,351 --> 01:23:27,352
Go.
1637
01:23:31,790 --> 01:23:34,290
So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.
1638
01:23:36,427 --> 01:23:38,528
Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?
1639
01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:41,364
No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.
1640
01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:43,500
The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.
1641
01:23:43,502 --> 01:23:45,401
Uh, won't people know
what they look like?
1642
01:23:45,403 --> 01:23:46,536
No.
1643
01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:48,605
No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.
1644
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:50,442
They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.
1645
01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:52,876
Can I do an accent?
1646
01:23:52,878 --> 01:23:54,578
- Please don't.
- I know what I'm gonna do.
1647
01:23:54,580 --> 01:23:56,847
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?
1648
01:23:56,849 --> 01:23:57,849
Perfect. I'm Bill.
1649
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,684
I know what you're thinking.
1650
01:24:00,686 --> 01:24:02,452
How'd a bloke
from the East End
1651
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,220
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?
1652
01:24:04,222 --> 01:24:06,923
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.
1653
01:24:06,925 --> 01:24:10,360
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"
1654
01:24:10,362 --> 01:24:13,263
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle.
1655
01:24:13,265 --> 01:24:14,500
"I had to get out."
1656
01:24:19,271 --> 01:24:20,873
Okay, let's drive then.
1657
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:25,575
No! We're being robbed.
1658
01:24:25,577 --> 01:24:27,444
No! Not again.
1659
01:24:27,446 --> 01:24:30,681
- Sorry.
- Please, no. I've a little girl at home.
1660
01:24:30,683 --> 01:24:32,749
- Okay. We gotta go!
- Me wife is dead.
1661
01:24:32,751 --> 01:24:34,718
- Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- She needs a new kidney.
1662
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,520
- Morgan, no, let's just...
- I came up with a story.
1663
01:25:04,283 --> 01:25:06,751
I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.
1664
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,920
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.
1665
01:25:08,922 --> 01:25:11,321
- Am I done?
- Yeah. You're good.
1666
01:25:11,323 --> 01:25:12,690
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,
1667
01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:14,324
then the other
should change her look
1668
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,392
for disguise reasons.
1669
01:25:15,394 --> 01:25:18,497
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.
1670
01:25:19,431 --> 01:25:20,700
And I'm about to look like...
1671
01:25:22,301 --> 01:25:24,869
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.
1672
01:25:24,871 --> 01:25:26,938
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,
1673
01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:29,540
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,
1674
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:31,341
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.
1675
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:32,543
Oh, we fucked up.
1676
01:25:32,545 --> 01:25:34,645
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.
1677
01:25:34,647 --> 01:25:38,082
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.
1678
01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:39,886
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...
1679
01:25:41,054 --> 01:25:43,387
- We're not, but if we do...
- Oh, my God.
1680
01:25:43,389 --> 01:25:45,990
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,
1681
01:25:45,992 --> 01:25:47,292
but, um...
1682
01:25:48,661 --> 01:25:50,330
It has been
the best week of my life.
1683
01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:54,599
- Really?
- Yeah, just being out here, like,
1684
01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:57,835
on this adventure, with you,
1685
01:25:57,837 --> 01:26:00,638
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...
1686
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,775
I don't know.
1687
01:26:02,909 --> 01:26:04,310
Do you normally feel judged?
1688
01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:06,544
You know that thing
that Drew said to me
1689
01:26:06,546 --> 01:26:08,579
about me being a little much?
1690
01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,848
It's not the first time
I've heard that.
1691
01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:12,750
You're not "a little much."
1692
01:26:12,752 --> 01:26:15,019
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.
1693
01:26:15,021 --> 01:26:17,122
No, you're not.
1694
01:26:17,124 --> 01:26:18,456
The only people
who don't think so
1695
01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:19,657
are you and my parents.
1696
01:26:19,659 --> 01:26:21,494
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.
1697
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,000
Sorry.
1698
01:26:29,103 --> 01:26:30,835
I'm so proud of you.
1699
01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:32,137
Honey, I'm proud of you.
1700
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,542
Oh, my God.
1701
01:26:38,545 --> 01:26:39,978
- So, don't...
- Don't die, okay?
1702
01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:42,047
Please don't die,
because then I would die,
1703
01:26:42,049 --> 01:26:44,883
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.
1704
01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:02,034
Morgan.
Are you in position?
1705
01:27:02,036 --> 01:27:03,735
Yeah, I was born in position.
1706
01:27:03,737 --> 01:27:05,804
Yes, everyone's
born in position.
1707
01:27:05,806 --> 01:27:07,973
That's why they call it
the fetal position.
1708
01:27:07,975 --> 01:27:09,540
Right. Yeah, I just got that.
1709
01:27:11,045 --> 01:27:13,946
- Amanda.
- Ethan.
1710
01:27:13,948 --> 01:27:16,617
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.
1711
01:27:18,418 --> 01:27:19,718
Yeah.
1712
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,919
Performing with
Cirque du Soleil
1713
01:27:20,921 --> 01:27:22,788
is actually a top three
dream of mine.
1714
01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:23,889
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.
1715
01:27:23,891 --> 01:27:27,025
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.
1716
01:27:27,027 --> 01:27:29,027
It was competitive
and I excelled.
1717
01:27:29,029 --> 01:27:31,196
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.
1718
01:27:31,198 --> 01:27:34,199
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.
1719
01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:35,701
We need to locate the buyer.
1720
01:27:35,703 --> 01:27:36,971
Okay. But... But...
1721
01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:40,572
Not just for one song?
1722
01:27:40,574 --> 01:27:41,707
- No.
- I hear you.
1723
01:27:41,709 --> 01:27:43,775
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark
1724
01:27:43,777 --> 01:27:45,744
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?
1725
01:27:45,746 --> 01:27:47,079
- No.
- Copy that.
1726
01:27:47,081 --> 01:27:48,714
But what if
I was on the trapeze?
1727
01:27:48,716 --> 01:27:50,649
In which I am trained.
1728
01:27:50,651 --> 01:27:52,451
- No.
- Affirmative.
1729
01:27:52,453 --> 01:27:53,453
Mongoose standing down.
1730
01:27:55,990 --> 01:27:57,456
Hey!
1731
01:28:03,631 --> 01:28:04,863
Hey!
1732
01:28:08,236 --> 01:28:10,736
You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.
1733
01:28:10,738 --> 01:28:13,472
Okay. Stay calm.
1734
01:28:13,474 --> 01:28:15,774
- Can you describe them?
- Okay.
1735
01:28:15,776 --> 01:28:17,843
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.
1736
01:28:17,845 --> 01:28:19,511
He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.
1737
01:28:19,513 --> 01:28:20,614
And...
1738
01:28:21,782 --> 01:28:23,950
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.
1739
01:28:23,952 --> 01:28:26,119
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.
1740
01:28:26,121 --> 01:28:27,921
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.
1741
01:28:27,923 --> 01:28:29,788
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy
1742
01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:31,623
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.
1743
01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:32,959
I don't know.
1744
01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:35,094
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.
1745
01:28:38,099 --> 01:28:39,134
Oh.
1746
01:28:54,548 --> 01:28:56,783
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.
1747
01:28:56,785 --> 01:28:58,887
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.
1748
01:29:00,121 --> 01:29:02,722
Oh!
1749
01:29:05,727 --> 01:29:08,094
- What?
- That's Tom and Marsha.
1750
01:29:08,096 --> 01:29:10,231
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.
1751
01:29:19,841 --> 01:29:22,675
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.
1752
01:29:25,113 --> 01:29:26,113
Who has blown you?
1753
01:29:26,848 --> 01:29:28,181
Morgan, it's not funny.
1754
01:29:28,183 --> 01:29:31,684
I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown.
1755
01:29:31,686 --> 01:29:32,986
Okay. You two, stay together
1756
01:29:32,988 --> 01:29:34,187
and in plain sight
until I get back.
1757
01:29:34,189 --> 01:29:35,924
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?
1758
01:29:36,858 --> 01:29:38,224
Very safe.
1759
01:29:38,226 --> 01:29:39,828
Is it the same place
as last time?
1760
01:29:40,195 --> 01:29:41,596
You'll see.
1761
01:29:43,565 --> 01:29:45,125
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.
1762
01:29:46,735 --> 01:29:47,734
- Please just go.
- Yeah.
1763
01:29:47,736 --> 01:29:48,835
Okay.
1764
01:30:03,685 --> 01:30:04,805
No smoking, sir.
1765
01:30:05,121 --> 01:30:06,686
Oh.
1766
01:30:06,688 --> 01:30:08,556
I'm sorry.
Awful habit, I know.
1767
01:30:10,159 --> 01:30:11,758
- You want one?
- I don't smoke, sir.
1768
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:12,859
Yeah, neither do I.
1769
01:30:36,185 --> 01:30:37,185
Sebastian...
1770
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,889
Sebastian, you got a text.
1771
01:30:43,658 --> 01:30:44,994
Sebastian, is everything okay?
1772
01:31:15,958 --> 01:31:17,758
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.
1773
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,427
Oh, my God!
That's really bad.
1774
01:31:19,429 --> 01:31:21,795
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.
1775
01:31:21,797 --> 01:31:24,031
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.
1776
01:31:24,033 --> 01:31:26,200
- Or her.
- Thank you. I was gonna say,
1777
01:31:26,202 --> 01:31:28,035
women can be terrorists too.
1778
01:31:28,037 --> 01:31:29,970
We can do anything
we put our minds to.
1779
01:31:29,972 --> 01:31:31,004
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?
1780
01:31:31,006 --> 01:31:32,273
He couldn't have gotten far.
1781
01:31:32,275 --> 01:31:33,310
Okay.
1782
01:31:35,811 --> 01:31:37,077
Yeah. In that case,
1783
01:31:37,079 --> 01:31:38,979
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...
1784
01:31:40,383 --> 01:31:41,516
Morgan?
1785
01:31:41,518 --> 01:31:44,219
...trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.
1786
01:31:44,221 --> 01:31:45,853
Morgan!
1787
01:31:45,855 --> 01:31:46,989
Oh, my God.
1788
01:32:06,409 --> 01:32:07,643
Audrey. Oh, my God!
1789
01:32:08,078 --> 01:32:09,279
What the fuck?
1790
01:32:10,981 --> 01:32:12,149
Okay.
1791
01:32:13,316 --> 01:32:14,449
Okay.
1792
01:32:16,752 --> 01:32:18,853
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached
1793
01:32:18,855 --> 01:32:20,721
her very precarious perch.
1794
01:32:20,723 --> 01:32:22,490
I think I'm about,
I don't know,
1795
01:32:22,492 --> 01:32:24,127
2,000 feet off the ground.
1796
01:32:25,262 --> 01:32:26,263
Huh.
1797
01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:31,101
No.
1798
01:32:37,908 --> 01:32:40,043
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.
1799
01:32:41,044 --> 01:32:42,212
What? Excuse me.
1800
01:32:42,946 --> 01:32:44,114
Give me the ladder.
1801
01:32:45,015 --> 01:32:46,080
Fuck me.
1802
01:32:48,285 --> 01:32:50,518
- Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- Dead. Yeah.
1803
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,921
I was right on the edge.
1804
01:32:52,923 --> 01:32:55,292
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.
1805
01:32:56,527 --> 01:32:57,861
I'm here to save you.
1806
01:32:58,962 --> 01:33:01,062
- Me?
- And to stop Henshaw.
1807
01:33:01,064 --> 01:33:03,233
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.
1808
01:33:04,234 --> 01:33:06,069
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?
1809
01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:09,070
Yeah.
1810
01:33:09,072 --> 01:33:10,307
Sebastian works for Highland.
1811
01:33:12,876 --> 01:33:14,242
No. That's not possible.
1812
01:33:14,244 --> 01:33:15,977
Why would he come
and risk his life?
1813
01:33:15,979 --> 01:33:17,278
Why would he get fired?
1814
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:18,813
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you
1815
01:33:18,815 --> 01:33:20,882
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?
1816
01:33:20,884 --> 01:33:22,817
You're just here
so he can kill me.
1817
01:33:22,819 --> 01:33:24,888
He was using you
as bait to find me.
1818
01:33:25,989 --> 01:33:27,391
He knew that
I'd come back for you.
1819
01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:30,126
That I'd never
let him hurt you.
1820
01:33:31,395 --> 01:33:32,395
And now, here I am.
1821
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,464
Yeah.
1822
01:33:35,466 --> 01:33:37,466
Audrey, I have some bad news.
1823
01:33:37,468 --> 01:33:40,135
Nadedja is still alive,
1824
01:33:40,137 --> 01:33:42,538
and she is on the other
trapeze platform
1825
01:33:42,540 --> 01:33:44,106
right now.
1826
01:33:44,108 --> 01:33:45,507
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.
1827
01:33:45,509 --> 01:33:47,842
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.
1828
01:33:47,844 --> 01:33:48,776
That doesn't really
make any sense.
1829
01:33:48,778 --> 01:33:50,945
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.
1830
01:33:50,947 --> 01:33:53,182
That girl has
high self-esteem.
1831
01:33:53,184 --> 01:33:54,385
She's so full of herself.
1832
01:33:56,954 --> 01:33:59,121
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,
1833
01:33:59,123 --> 01:34:01,590
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.
1834
01:34:01,592 --> 01:34:03,459
And then she's gonna
come after you.
1835
01:34:05,863 --> 01:34:08,332
So I think I gotta fix this.
1836
01:34:12,270 --> 01:34:14,138
I can do this.
1837
01:34:14,972 --> 01:34:16,872
Remember your training
1838
01:34:16,874 --> 01:34:18,194
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.
1839
01:34:58,483 --> 01:35:00,249
Could I just
ask you something?
1840
01:35:00,251 --> 01:35:01,319
Anything.
1841
01:35:03,154 --> 01:35:04,487
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment
1842
01:35:04,489 --> 01:35:07,222
because you thought
that I would never leave?
1843
01:35:07,224 --> 01:35:10,327
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?
1844
01:35:10,329 --> 01:35:12,395
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just
1845
01:35:12,397 --> 01:35:14,096
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?
1846
01:35:14,098 --> 01:35:15,866
No. No. No, no. I mean...
1847
01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:19,237
I underestimated you.
1848
01:35:20,372 --> 01:35:21,506
You hurt me.
1849
01:35:23,642 --> 01:35:25,076
I'm so sorry.
1850
01:35:26,611 --> 01:35:27,611
I had to.
1851
01:35:29,514 --> 01:35:31,416
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,
1852
01:35:33,984 --> 01:35:35,253
I've never loved you more.
1853
01:35:37,955 --> 01:35:38,955
Do you love me?
1854
01:35:39,524 --> 01:35:41,193
I love you, Audrey Stockman.
1855
01:35:49,234 --> 01:35:50,268
Looks very real to me.
1856
01:35:56,408 --> 01:35:59,409
What was the name
of the nun that beat you
1857
01:35:59,411 --> 01:36:02,245
in whatever fucking orphanage...
1858
01:36:02,247 --> 01:36:04,047
...you grew up in,
you skank?
1859
01:36:04,049 --> 01:36:05,384
Ow. Ow.
1860
01:37:20,493 --> 01:37:23,696
Audrey.
Audrey, I did it.
1861
01:37:25,364 --> 01:37:26,432
We're safe.
1862
01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,469
Audrey.
1863
01:37:31,204 --> 01:37:32,338
Audrey?
1864
01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:35,541
Shit!
1865
01:37:37,109 --> 01:37:38,678
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?
1866
01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:40,479
Uh, no.
1867
01:37:41,214 --> 01:37:42,379
Canadian now?
1868
01:37:42,381 --> 01:37:45,516
- Eh!
- Eh! Good.
1869
01:37:45,518 --> 01:37:49,322
- Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- Is that gonna blow my head off?
1870
01:37:49,689 --> 01:37:51,522
Hmm?
1871
01:37:51,524 --> 01:37:54,058
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."
1872
01:37:55,561 --> 01:37:57,063
Anything else, Double O Sexy?
1873
01:38:01,534 --> 01:38:02,635
The drive isn't in there.
1874
01:38:06,372 --> 01:38:07,373
Oh, come on.
1875
01:38:10,142 --> 01:38:11,310
Hey.
1876
01:38:12,211 --> 01:38:13,513
You can trust me.
1877
01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,584
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.
1878
01:38:21,722 --> 01:38:23,387
- Stand back!
- Go on. Move it.
1879
01:38:23,389 --> 01:38:24,789
Sebastian?
1880
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:27,193
- Audrey.
- Audrey, step back. He's with them.
1881
01:38:28,127 --> 01:38:29,594
- Thayer?
- Hey, bro.
1882
01:38:29,596 --> 01:38:31,262
Audrey, step away from him.
1883
01:38:31,264 --> 01:38:33,230
He's gonna kill all of us.
1884
01:38:33,232 --> 01:38:34,668
He said the same thing
about you.
1885
01:38:39,606 --> 01:38:40,606
Hello.
1886
01:38:42,709 --> 01:38:44,743
Thayer,
remove the target.
1887
01:38:44,745 --> 01:38:45,877
Fuck you, Dad.
1888
01:38:49,349 --> 01:38:50,415
Mom.
1889
01:38:52,319 --> 01:38:55,587
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.
1890
01:38:55,589 --> 01:38:59,091
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.
1891
01:39:00,294 --> 01:39:01,560
Sebastian was working
with Highland.
1892
01:39:01,562 --> 01:39:02,661
That's a lie.
1893
01:39:02,663 --> 01:39:04,496
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.
1894
01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:05,931
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.
1895
01:39:05,933 --> 01:39:08,633
Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.
1896
01:39:08,635 --> 01:39:09,701
He would've let you die.
1897
01:39:09,703 --> 01:39:12,304
Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.
1898
01:39:12,306 --> 01:39:13,438
Sebastian would've let you die.
1899
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:15,373
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.
1900
01:39:15,375 --> 01:39:16,841
I can 'cause
I've got the gun.
1901
01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:29,921
You okay?
1902
01:39:29,923 --> 01:39:31,323
I'm so scared.
1903
01:39:31,325 --> 01:39:32,459
It's all right. It's okay.
1904
01:39:36,830 --> 01:39:39,698
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.
1905
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,540
- It's okay. It's okay.
- I know.
1906
01:39:42,402 --> 01:39:44,169
Can we please just go home?
1907
01:39:44,171 --> 01:39:45,270
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1908
01:39:45,272 --> 01:39:46,607
I'm gonna take care of you.
1909
01:39:52,279 --> 01:39:53,280
You looking for this?
1910
01:39:55,682 --> 01:39:56,682
Uh, Audrey, that's...
1911
01:39:58,886 --> 01:40:00,953
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.
1912
01:40:00,955 --> 01:40:03,355
God, you really do
still underestimate me.
1913
01:40:03,357 --> 01:40:04,692
Audrey, come on.
1914
01:40:06,694 --> 01:40:07,793
Audrey...
1915
01:40:09,296 --> 01:40:11,164
Get off me! No!
1916
01:40:16,336 --> 01:40:17,435
Oh, my God!
1917
01:40:17,437 --> 01:40:20,271
Oh, Morgan.
Always so dramatic.
1918
01:40:21,909 --> 01:40:22,909
Fuck!
1919
01:40:23,611 --> 01:40:24,777
Oh, God!
1920
01:40:26,213 --> 01:40:27,548
Argh!
1921
01:40:35,523 --> 01:40:36,557
You better hurry.
1922
01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:38,625
Finish me off.
1923
01:40:40,895 --> 01:40:42,195
Oh, that's right.
1924
01:40:42,897 --> 01:40:44,563
You never finish anything.
1925
01:40:46,467 --> 01:40:47,702
To quote a text I got,
1926
01:40:49,303 --> 01:40:53,406
"Hey there.
It's over. Sorry."
1927
01:40:53,408 --> 01:40:54,874
Audrey... Audrey, don't.
1928
01:40:59,414 --> 01:41:00,581
I lied.
1929
01:41:09,290 --> 01:41:10,589
Drew Thayer, don't move.
1930
01:41:10,591 --> 01:41:11,693
You're under arrest.
1931
01:41:14,929 --> 01:41:17,296
We
Have apprehended Drew Thayer.
1932
01:41:17,298 --> 01:41:19,200
It's a little much,
don't you think?
1933
01:41:20,535 --> 01:41:22,735
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
1934
01:41:22,737 --> 01:41:24,572
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1935
01:41:27,508 --> 01:41:28,874
Sebastian?
1936
01:41:35,783 --> 01:41:37,616
What the fuck?
1937
01:41:37,618 --> 01:41:39,920
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,
1938
01:41:39,922 --> 01:41:42,288
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.
1939
01:41:42,290 --> 01:41:43,589
You're alive.
1940
01:41:46,694 --> 01:41:47,994
Oh, you're alive.
1941
01:41:59,641 --> 01:42:01,608
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?
1942
01:42:01,610 --> 01:42:03,509
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?
1943
01:42:03,511 --> 01:42:05,045
- That's it.
- Instruments for eight.
1944
01:42:05,047 --> 01:42:06,580
This long, powerful horn...
1945
01:42:06,582 --> 01:42:07,948
That's a long number.
1946
01:42:07,950 --> 01:42:08,949
Oh.
1947
01:42:08,951 --> 01:42:10,483
Hello.
1948
01:42:10,485 --> 01:42:12,819
- Mom, I'm alive.
- Honey, are you okay?
1949
01:42:12,821 --> 01:42:13,987
Let me turn this down.
1950
01:42:13,989 --> 01:42:15,254
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.
1951
01:42:15,256 --> 01:42:16,757
- Hold on.
- Let me turn the volume down.
1952
01:42:16,759 --> 01:42:19,092
- Put in... Do... Um...
- Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,
1953
01:42:19,094 --> 01:42:21,461
- and I can't.
- Input.
1954
01:42:21,463 --> 01:42:22,496
Input?
I don't see input.
1955
01:42:22,498 --> 01:42:23,597
Sorry, I'm calling
1956
01:42:23,599 --> 01:42:25,532
from an international
spy's phone.
1957
01:42:25,534 --> 01:42:27,367
Spy. Who's a spy?
1958
01:42:27,369 --> 01:42:28,602
Yeah, input's
doing nothing.
1959
01:42:28,604 --> 01:42:30,704
He's an international spy,
1960
01:42:30,706 --> 01:42:34,007
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.
1961
01:42:34,009 --> 01:42:36,009
He works for MI6.
1962
01:42:36,011 --> 01:42:37,511
Morgan...
1963
01:42:37,513 --> 01:42:40,647
Can she not reveal
my identity?
1964
01:42:40,649 --> 01:42:42,649
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.
1965
01:42:42,651 --> 01:42:44,551
Hold on.
I have a call waiting.
1966
01:42:44,553 --> 01:42:45,754
I love you.
1967
01:42:49,558 --> 01:42:53,760
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.
1968
01:42:53,762 --> 01:42:54,762
Where's Henshaw?
1969
01:42:55,931 --> 01:42:58,532
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?
1970
01:42:58,534 --> 01:43:01,135
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?
1971
01:43:01,137 --> 01:43:03,804
Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.
1972
01:43:03,806 --> 01:43:06,006
I'm letting
Audrey and Sebastian
1973
01:43:06,008 --> 01:43:08,009
have a little bit
of a moment right now.
1974
01:43:08,011 --> 01:43:09,843
You know what I mean?
1975
01:43:09,845 --> 01:43:11,511
- Tell him to call me back.
- No, no. It's okay.
1976
01:43:11,513 --> 01:43:15,016
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.
1977
01:43:15,018 --> 01:43:16,516
Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?
1978
01:43:16,518 --> 01:43:18,418
- Okay.
- Okay.
1979
01:43:18,420 --> 01:43:20,021
You may tell him this,
1980
01:43:20,023 --> 01:43:22,455
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.
1981
01:43:22,457 --> 01:43:25,159
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.
1982
01:43:25,161 --> 01:43:26,426
- Thank you.
- He's gonna be so happy.
1983
01:43:26,428 --> 01:43:27,761
Thank you so much.
1984
01:43:27,763 --> 01:43:30,664
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.
1985
01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:31,933
- Okay.
- No, no, no.
1986
01:43:31,935 --> 01:43:33,600
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.
1987
01:43:33,602 --> 01:43:36,170
But you know what? Fuck it!
1988
01:43:36,172 --> 01:43:38,039
- I'm gonna cancel it.
- I'm not talking about you, Morgan.
1989
01:43:38,041 --> 01:43:39,874
- Do not show up on Monday.
- Okay.
1990
01:43:39,876 --> 01:43:43,845
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it.
1991
01:43:43,847 --> 01:43:45,179
Great. Thank you.
1992
01:43:45,181 --> 01:43:46,981
No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.
1993
01:43:46,983 --> 01:43:48,582
What do you like
in your coffee?
1994
01:43:48,584 --> 01:43:49,750
So when people ask you
1995
01:43:49,752 --> 01:43:51,953
about your first trip
to Europe...
1996
01:43:51,955 --> 01:43:54,622
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
1997
01:43:54,624 --> 01:43:56,358
It definitely wasn't boring.
1998
01:43:57,026 --> 01:43:58,026
No.
1999
01:44:01,965 --> 01:44:05,602
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.
2000
01:44:06,703 --> 01:44:08,638
Oh, yeah?
What did you forget?
2001
01:44:14,611 --> 01:44:16,844
No. No, no.
2002
01:44:16,846 --> 01:44:18,746
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...
2003
01:44:18,748 --> 01:44:20,081
- No. Actually it was...
- I'm sorry.
2004
01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,582
- I was going for the...
- I mean, it was the physical
2005
01:44:21,584 --> 01:44:23,853
- pain of my chest.
- Okay, then suck it up.
2006
01:44:45,074 --> 01:44:46,607
Hey.
2007
01:44:46,609 --> 01:44:48,075
All for this happening.
Love this.
2008
01:44:48,077 --> 01:44:49,510
I'm sorry to interrupt.
2009
01:44:49,512 --> 01:44:51,045
I just talked
to the MI6 lady,
2010
01:44:51,047 --> 01:44:53,748
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?
2011
01:44:53,750 --> 01:44:55,650
I have it this time.
2012
01:44:55,652 --> 01:44:57,618
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.
2013
01:44:57,620 --> 01:44:59,923
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.
2014
01:45:00,823 --> 01:45:02,957
Big personal
victory of mine.
2015
01:45:02,959 --> 01:45:05,626
Well, we need to destroy it.
2016
01:45:05,628 --> 01:45:07,497
Yeah. As soon as she clears.
2017
01:45:08,798 --> 01:45:09,864
You know what I mean?
2018
01:45:11,101 --> 01:45:13,938
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.
2019
01:45:15,005 --> 01:45:16,706
Yep. Bye now.
2020
01:45:19,143 --> 01:45:20,943
Ahhh!
2021
01:45:24,547 --> 01:45:27,117
What? Okay!
Okay!
2022
01:45:28,685 --> 01:45:31,153
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
2023
01:46:08,325 --> 01:46:09,758
Happy birthday!
2024
01:46:11,028 --> 01:46:12,196
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!
2025
01:46:15,065 --> 01:46:17,265
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.
2026
01:46:19,136 --> 01:46:21,171
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.
2027
01:46:22,239 --> 01:46:25,207
Although, fair warning.
2028
01:46:25,209 --> 01:46:28,045
You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.
2029
01:46:30,215 --> 01:46:34,616
Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,
2030
01:46:34,618 --> 01:46:36,952
my steamy little eda-mommy.
2031
01:46:36,954 --> 01:46:39,755
I have loved you
since the udon of time.
2032
01:46:39,757 --> 01:46:42,591
It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.
2033
01:46:42,593 --> 01:46:45,328
I'm going to sashimi
2034
01:46:45,330 --> 01:46:47,965
over here to these
very handsome ramen.
2035
01:46:48,899 --> 01:46:50,366
Do you like my food puns?
2036
01:46:50,368 --> 01:46:52,268
Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?
2037
01:46:52,270 --> 01:46:53,910
Audrey, I love you so much.
2038
01:46:54,772 --> 01:46:55,772
Happy birthday, baby.
2039
01:46:56,907 --> 01:46:58,876
Morgan!
2040
01:46:59,978 --> 01:47:02,211
You shouldn't have!
2041
01:47:02,213 --> 01:47:03,614
- And yet I did.
- Oh.
2042
01:47:04,782 --> 01:47:06,082
Okay, Morgan. It's time.
2043
01:47:06,084 --> 01:47:07,986
Shumai, my, my! Look at you.
2044
01:47:09,087 --> 01:47:10,887
Let's do a little
call-and-response
2045
01:47:10,889 --> 01:47:12,989
for Audrey's birthday,
shall we?
2046
01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,359
When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...
2047
01:47:16,361 --> 01:47:17,626
Happy...
2048
01:47:17,628 --> 01:47:18,327
Audrey,
2049
01:47:18,329 --> 01:47:19,728
happy birthday.
2050
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:51,754
I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,
2051
01:48:51,756 --> 01:48:54,724
and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.
2052
01:48:54,726 --> 01:48:57,227
She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,
2053
01:48:57,229 --> 01:48:59,396
I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,
2054
01:48:59,398 --> 01:49:01,764
and she's
a very simple person.
2055
01:49:01,766 --> 01:49:04,301
And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity
2056
01:49:04,303 --> 01:49:06,436
to carry out something
like this, I don't think.
2057
01:49:06,438 --> 01:49:07,705
She's a dear friend.
2058
01:49:09,108 --> 01:49:11,175
- They said something about, like...
- Yeah.
2059
01:49:11,177 --> 01:49:13,210
They were doing this
for a guy or something.
2060
01:49:13,212 --> 01:49:15,479
Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.
2061
01:49:15,481 --> 01:49:17,748
Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.
2062
01:49:17,750 --> 01:49:20,417
I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.
2063
01:49:20,419 --> 01:49:22,753
Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face
2064
01:49:22,755 --> 01:49:24,190
of somebody
who was friends with her
2065
01:49:25,024 --> 01:49:26,624
has been really tough.
2066
01:49:26,626 --> 01:49:30,027
And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this
2067
01:49:30,029 --> 01:49:32,029
are the friends.
2068
01:49:32,031 --> 01:49:34,898
Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.
2069
01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:36,967
Who have to carry this burden.
2070
01:49:36,969 --> 01:49:38,889
And will have to carry...
Sorry.
2071
01:49:40,206 --> 01:49:41,939
And will have
to carry this burden
2072
01:49:41,941 --> 01:49:43,108
for a long time to come.
2073
01:49:44,544 --> 01:49:46,511
If you could
speak to them right now,
2074
01:49:46,513 --> 01:49:48,145
what would
you say to them?
2075
01:49:48,147 --> 01:49:49,913
Oh! Give 'em
a piece of my mind.
2076
01:49:49,915 --> 01:49:51,114
I want
my bum bag back.
2077
01:49:51,116 --> 01:49:52,950
Give me my bum bag back
for starters.
2078
01:49:52,952 --> 01:49:54,552
My passport,
my money.
2079
01:49:54,554 --> 01:49:57,821
- Yeah. -My lip gloss,
my keys, my phone.
2080
01:49:57,823 --> 01:49:59,725
- Everything.
- They just took everything.
2081
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:03,927
I don't think
that Audrey did do this,
2082
01:50:03,929 --> 01:50:05,798
but, Audrey,
if you did do this,
2083
01:50:08,235 --> 01:50:09,236
I forgive you.
2084
01:50:11,338 --> 01:50:13,304
If anyone else
back in Australia is watching
2085
01:50:13,306 --> 01:50:14,972
you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?
2086
01:50:14,974 --> 01:50:17,808
- We're having such a good time!
- Such a good time!
2087
01:50:17,810 --> 01:50:20,079
Hi!
We're on TV!
2088
01:50:20,416 --> 01:50:25,416
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