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- Come on, guys!
- I'm coming! I'm coming!
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- This is scary.
- Don't be such a baby.
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I heard it's abandoned.
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I heard it's haunted.
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I heard it was haunted,
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but all the ghosts got murdered.
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Only one way to find out.
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- Quiet.
- Shh.
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Yeah, tripped a circuit again.
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For the last time, the
house is not abandoned!
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It's just in a state of disrepair.
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- Tell your friends!
- Hurry up! They're gonna kill us!
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Perhaps some home repairs
are in order, Jimmy.
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Yeah. You got to jiggle it.
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I... I'll do it.
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Line?
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"You don't have one."
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You don't have one!
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Cut!
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Guys, I know it's late, but focus.
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Paul, it's only scary if you're there
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the instant she turns around.
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JJ's cold.
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"Do we have a J-A... Jacket?"
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I do!
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See? That's how a murderer
sneaks up on someone, Paul.
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"What are you doing here?"
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Didn't know where you were.
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I've been having to piece it together
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from Aaron's post about the shoot.
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You saw that post? Why...
Why didn't you like it?
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Because I don't like it.
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I would like anything you posted.
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Thank you, Paul.
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"We discussed this. I'm 18.
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I can do what I want."
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And you are.
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You've been up all night.
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Great. But I need to know where you are
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because what if something happens?
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"I want something to
happen so I can fix it.
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If you can't handle that,
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you need to figure it out."
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Fine.
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You're a boring follow, Aaron.
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"Moms, right?"
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No, no, my mom is nothing like that.
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Mine either.
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"Celery?"
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No... injustice!
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The student council bought a
ton of king-sized candy bars
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for the Halloween dance,
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but the fat cats at the administration
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confiscated it and replaced
it with this crunchy water
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that's only good for losers and turtles.
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Ooh, celery? Hells yeah.
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No teacher should have that much power,
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so I'm taking back our candy tonight.
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What do you say?
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"I'm skipping the dance."
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What...
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No, JJ, come back. I-I need you.
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Planning a heist? I could help.
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You on a heist?
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You'd crack under the pressure
like a Ray under pressure.
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Is this what it's gonna be
like once JJ goes to college?
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I mean, I know you and
JJ are the cool ones,
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but I thought once he
left, I'd be your next call.
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Oh, Ray.
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I don't even have your number.
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"Thanks for meeting with me, Lee.
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There aren't a lot of people
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I can talk to about this stuff."
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Hey, if you can't trust a guy
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who tased your mom in a parking lot
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two years ago, who can you?
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Wait. This is the guy who tased Maya?
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It is an honor.
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So... your mom thinks that
just because you have CP
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she doesn't have to treat
you like the man you are?
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Yeah, my mom used to get nervous
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because I have bad hand-eye coordination
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and I'm forgetful.
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Sir, you forgot your shoe.
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Thanks!
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Can I, uh, buy you a milkshake?
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I get free milkshakes.
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Wow!
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Can I have one?
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Sure.
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This guy's got it all figured out.
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Okay, JJ, if she won't
give you distance, take it.
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I'm going to a crazy
Halloween party tonight.
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Lots of ladies. You should come.
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"Just us?"
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It's gonna be great. Can't miss.
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Kobe!
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"I'm going to a crazy Halloween party
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with the guy who tased you"?
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Oh, great. Have a good time.
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- What are you doing?
- Checking for the concussion.
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Oh! You told me to
figure out my feelings
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around you going out on your own.
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I figured them out. Go.
Have a nice Halloween.
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Make friends with a ghost. Do
a body swap. Whatever, dude.
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So your son is going to a random party
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with a guy you barely know on Halloween,
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- and you're not worried?
- Why would I worry?
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Look. I put a tracker
in his seat cushion.
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Mm... isn't this an invasion of privacy?
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- No. It's an insertion of momacy.
- Gross.
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He wants his independence,
which is great,
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but I still need to know
where he is at all times.
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- He's an adult.
- Jimmy, I've been following him around
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with a net his entire life.
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Just 'cause he's 18,
it doesn't change that.
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But when does this end?
You can't track him forever.
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Morally or logistically?
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Oh, quick. He's coming.
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Act like you're not watching
him on a tracking app.
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How's it going?
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I need to get the
school's air-duct plans,
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but the secretaries all
know I'm up to no good.
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I have a past.
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Mm.
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No, Ray, you...
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Okay, ladies, where is it?
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The time machine you're
using to stay so young?
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They just gave it to you?
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Maybe you could be useful.
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Secretaries love me.
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The only thing I don't
arouse in them is suspicion.
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You're in.
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But I did not like that.
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Hey. Check it out.
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Maya wanted me to fix up the house.
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Come look what I did.
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It's a bit extreme.
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She will be missed.
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No, I'm making a haunted house.
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Maya wants this place fixed up
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because she thinks
it's an embarrassment.
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What, like I'm gonna make this place
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like every other cookie-cutter
house on the block
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with a white picket fence
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and windows all made out of glass?
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This dump is terrific.
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And I'm gonna prove it
by making it worse...
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Cobwebs, some fake blood.
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We're gonna be the toast
of the neighborhood.
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Hmm. I do like the idea
of a good haunted house.
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Jimmy DiMeo, I like the cut of your jib.
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Really? Everybody
hates the cut of my jib.
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- You wanna help?
- Does a skeleton have 206 bones?
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- I dunno.
- Neither do I.
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Whatever! You're hired! Yeah!
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You never asked me about my costume.
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Get it? 'Cause we're
up to devilish deeds?
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I 100% regret this.
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Okay, well, have fun, you two!
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JJ's here.
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Ah.
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- Hey, Mrs. DiMeo.
- Looking good, Maya.
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No time for misplaced hormones, Paul.
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What are you doing in JJ's chair?
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He let me borrow it for my JJ costume.
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He needed a lighter one
for some rave he's at
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in the woods.
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I can't believe he's there
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and we're at a high-school dance.
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I'm, uh, 18, you know.
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My son is crowd-surfing
at a wooded rave
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and I can't even track him?
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This is a Halloween nightmare!
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Oh. Thank you! Celery?
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So, first time at a rave in the woods.
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Nervous?
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Don't be. I'm by your side
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to walk you through the whole thing.
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Lee, come meet my girlfriends!
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You got this, JJ! Good luck!
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He's dodging my call.
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Speaking of calls,
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I don't believe I got your number.
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Paul, you're only in the van
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'cause you know where the rave is.
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The little lies we tell ourselves.
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Right. We're here.
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Okay. In and out. I'm just
gonna make sure he's okay,
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then we'll leave, and
he'll never even know
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- that we were there.
- No?
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Something tells me when
you walk into a tent,
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all eyes are on you.
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That is true, Paul.
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What size Iron Man are you?
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Step right up, kids,
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into the world-famous
DiMeo haunted house.
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It's okay. It's all pretend.
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I'm here with you. Not to worry.
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He can't help you now!
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Right. Couple questions...
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No. I've got the question.
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Kenneth Ezekiel Clements
doesn't do fun haunted houses.
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He does poop-your-pants-scary ones.
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That's right. I chose this moment
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to reveal my middle name for emphasis.
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And what are you giving me? Hmm?
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Not scary.
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Not scary.
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Definitely not scary!
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A sand-witch!
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Oh, for some reason it
stopped doing setup lines.
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"What do you call a witch in the desert?
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A sand-witch!"
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Jimmy, do you want to scare
the hell out of your neighbors?
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No. Why do you want that?
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For him.
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Jenkins.
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The sweet old man who
lives across the street
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and gives away birdhouses?
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He's always yelling at me.
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"Oh! Move your car!
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You can't park there!
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I'm old, and I suck!"
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We're doing this so I don't
have to fix up my house,
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not to scare one... I gotta say,
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pretty nice-seeming... Old man.
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We? No.
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This is my haunted house now, Jimmy.
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Welcome to hell.
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Excuse me. Have you seen an
adorable boy in a wheelchair?
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Boy in a wheelchair? Anyone?
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What? No one wants to help Iron Man?
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Oh!
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Don't drink and drive.
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What's this? Who are you?
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You supported that girl expertly.
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Nice, guarded, intense energy.
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Sensible, ugly shoes.
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Clearly not here to have fun.
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Are you a special-needs mom?
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I'm Maya.
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I'm Helen. I'm here
looking for my son, Lee.
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So far I've found his
shoes and his Taser.
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- I know that Taser.
- Oh.
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- Your son brought my son to this rave.
- Ah.
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So you followed your
adult son here, too?
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Of course. I've been chasing him
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with a net his whole life.
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Do you think I'm gonna
stop just because he's 32?
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Exactly! We are doing nothing wrong...
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Oh, masks on! Aah!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Party!
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- Close one.
- Here comes my knucklehead.
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Oh, no! Surf me toward my chair!
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- Well, we saw them.
- Yeah.
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It's not like we actually
have to talk to them.
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I'll take yours if you take mine?
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That is the weirdest phrase
to ever make me this happy.
261
00:10:27,854 --> 00:10:30,181
Okay, the candy is
in Mr. Powers' office,
262
00:10:30,184 --> 00:10:31,756
and this vent will get me there.
263
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,592
You keep watch... If
anyone comes, stall them.
264
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,861
Tease 'em and please 'em. Can do.
265
00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:45,036
What are you doing here?
266
00:10:45,038 --> 00:10:46,471
Hey, Coach.
267
00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:49,808
Just, uh, looking for
the time machine...
268
00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,711
you use to look so young.
269
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,267
I just use sunscreen every day.
270
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,450
Thanks for noticing. Take care.
271
00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:03,822
Hello!
272
00:11:03,824 --> 00:11:06,958
A lady Iron Man? Are you hot?
273
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,893
- Very.
- Nice!
274
00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:10,267
Are you alone?
275
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,095
Nah, I brought a buddy.
276
00:11:12,098 --> 00:11:15,900
He's the guy over there
dancing with... Whoa!
277
00:11:15,902 --> 00:11:17,569
Another Iron Man?
278
00:11:17,571 --> 00:11:20,105
Wow, this party is great!
279
00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:23,975
So, your friend over
there... does he seem cold?
280
00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:26,678
Does his wheelchair battery seem low?
281
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:30,557
Wow. You are a great conversationalist.
282
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,826
He's a good kid.
283
00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:34,252
His mom did him a
solid and let him come.
284
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:37,322
He's all proud. It's big stuff for him.
285
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:40,258
He said that? What a sweet boy.
286
00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:42,460
Oh, I see what's going on here...
287
00:11:42,462 --> 00:11:43,695
I'll introduce you.
288
00:11:43,697 --> 00:11:45,687
Ooh, no, I was just on my
way out actually, just...
289
00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:49,400
Hey, JJ, let's trade Iron Man ladies!
290
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,939
Oh, we're ready.
291
00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,584
Well, Kenneth, look who's here.
292
00:11:58,912 --> 00:12:00,211
Jenkins.
293
00:12:00,213 --> 00:12:02,046
Kenneth. I am so excited
294
00:12:02,048 --> 00:12:03,733
to see what you boys have made here.
295
00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:06,084
Nothing to upset my pacemaker, I hope.
296
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:07,322
Pacemaker, huh?
297
00:12:07,325 --> 00:12:09,687
Jimmy said that you wanted
to invite me personally.
298
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:10,989
Is this my thank you for saving you
299
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,420
from all those tickets?
300
00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,558
Tickets?
301
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,126
You always try and park your car
302
00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,928
on the street during
street-cleaning days.
303
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,944
I've probably saved you a dozen tickets.
304
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,966
Also, I-I-I brought you these daisies.
305
00:12:21,968 --> 00:12:24,068
Haven't got many people
to bring flowers to
306
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,436
since my wife passed.
307
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,915
Um...
308
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,773
Oh, anyway, uh, is the
haunted house this way?
309
00:12:29,776 --> 00:12:32,577
Oh, no. Just a minute, Mr. Jenkins.
310
00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:34,345
- Jimmy.
- Yeah.
311
00:12:34,347 --> 00:12:36,648
Less scary. Can't kill Jenkins.
312
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,882
Nicest man in the world.
313
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,120
Jimmy?
314
00:12:42,122 --> 00:12:43,755
Your power went out!
315
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,525
Jimmy?
316
00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:55,066
That vent is creepy.
317
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,983
Not looking forward to
going back through there.
318
00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:58,675
We'll just use the door.
319
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,445
Oh, so it's your plan now?
320
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,142
Look.
321
00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:11,845
I can't believe it.
322
00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:12,986
We did it.
323
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,617
I won't rule you out in the future.
324
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,920
As a brother and friend,
you have potential.
325
00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:18,890
That's what I'm always saying!
326
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:24,829
Hey. What were you two
just doing in there?
327
00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:27,398
Run!
328
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,333
Come on, Powers!
329
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:33,104
Without the hat, you're
just a guy in a great dress.
330
00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:35,290
So, uh, you can't talk.
331
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:38,634
And for some reason,
these two won't talk.
332
00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:42,146
More words for me, I guess!
333
00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:44,048
Oh, no!
334
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,850
My mom followed me here!
335
00:13:46,686 --> 00:13:48,519
That's definitely her bag.
336
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:50,412
Just when things were heating up
337
00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,757
with these two silent Iron Men!
338
00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:54,125
All right. New plan.
339
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,861
We're taking this party into the woods.
340
00:13:56,864 --> 00:13:58,129
Come on, ladies!
341
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,392
Okay. Well, they seem okay.
342
00:14:02,395 --> 00:14:03,685
You know, we should
probably get out of here
343
00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:05,298
- before they catch us.
- Are you crazy?
344
00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:06,504
We've got to follow them.
345
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:08,339
Masks on, let's get 'em.
346
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,423
Yeah, no, but you see,
347
00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:11,908
it's phrases like
"Masks on, let's get 'em"
348
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:14,040
that makes me think we're
not in the right here.
349
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,214
I've been doing this a
lot longer than you, missy.
350
00:14:16,217 --> 00:14:18,635
And the longer we wait, the
worse a mess they get into.
351
00:14:18,638 --> 00:14:20,025
No, no. I don't want this.
352
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,627
This is an important night for my son.
353
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:22,619
If something happens,
354
00:14:22,622 --> 00:14:24,255
JJ's gonna find his way out of it.
355
00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:27,225
Trust me. They're okay.
356
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:30,556
Well, we are gonna have a great story
357
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:34,027
to tell our Iron Men once
we get out of this ditch.
358
00:14:37,858 --> 00:14:39,429
Get out of my way, Maya.
359
00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:40,382
The more we chase them,
360
00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:41,787
the farther away they'll run, Helen.
361
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:44,573
They can't run anywhere!
That is the point!
362
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:46,042
Which is why they need me.
363
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:47,476
Hey, get me up. I want to crowd-surf.
364
00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:49,867
Come on! Get this lady up!
She wants to crowd-surf!
365
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,773
Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait!
Crowd-surf me after her!
366
00:14:51,776 --> 00:14:53,382
Ignore that old lady!
367
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:54,817
I know you're out there.
368
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:59,755
Come out with my candy
and no one gets suspended.
369
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,958
What do you say? It's just candy.
370
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,617
It's not just candy.
371
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,086
It's about abuses of power
372
00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:08,464
and fairness and student representation.
373
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,266
Wait, are you fighting for a cause?
374
00:15:10,268 --> 00:15:12,535
Wow. You're really growing up.
375
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,470
Duh-doy, dumb-dumb.
376
00:15:16,407 --> 00:15:19,411
Okay, I've got this. You trust me?
377
00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:21,343
I think I do.
378
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,817
No, no, no! Not the maze!
379
00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:29,618
Don't let him get away!
380
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,087
Into the maze!
381
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:34,536
Fly, my chaperones! Fly!
382
00:15:37,323 --> 00:15:39,257
Or walk!
383
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:40,596
Okay.
384
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,231
You built this haunted house.
385
00:15:43,432 --> 00:15:45,267
You know every scary thing in here.
386
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,304
Oh! Gah!
387
00:15:48,307 --> 00:15:50,239
Hell of a first thing to turn on, Jimmy!
388
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,070
Oh! Oh! Turn on the lights!
389
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:57,279
Turn on the lights, Jimmy!
390
00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,551
It moved by itself! Aah!
391
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:03,385
Send in another chaperone!
392
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:05,754
Helen! Stop that Iron Man!
393
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,056
Dude, I love this!
394
00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:10,426
Are those real bats?! Aah!
395
00:16:11,963 --> 00:16:13,829
Helen, we've got to let them go!
396
00:16:15,032 --> 00:16:18,067
Every chaperone we've got!
397
00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:20,569
Aah! Spooky candles!
398
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:24,439
No! Jumping is not dancing!
399
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:28,110
A sand-witch!
400
00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:34,383
Kenneth.
401
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,586
Oh. Pretty good scares.
402
00:16:37,588 --> 00:16:39,769
Helen. Where are you?
403
00:16:39,772 --> 00:16:40,715
Come back.
404
00:16:40,718 --> 00:16:42,725
Oh, gosh. Sorry.
405
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,860
Paul? What the hell?
406
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:50,598
Okay, candy thief, we
have you surrounded.
407
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:52,735
You have 10 seconds to come out
408
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:57,006
before this goes on
your permanent record.
409
00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:59,008
10, 9...
410
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,410
I give up.
411
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,380
Nine?! Who gives up on nine?!
412
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:07,983
Jimmy, uh, sorry I
wrecked your haunted house
413
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,586
after mistakenly believing an
old man was being mean to me.
414
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:11,954
Ah. It's not your fault.
415
00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,756
Place is a deathtrap
even without ghosts.
416
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,043
I should have just fixed it up.
417
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:16,892
Leave it how it is. You don't care.
418
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:19,161
That's the crazy thing... I do.
419
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,462
Now that it's ours?
420
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:23,732
I've never owned anything
that could be nice.
421
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:26,635
I mean, I care about
stuff that matters...
422
00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,003
My family, providing for them.
423
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,040
I don't care about stuff.
424
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:33,309
Jimmy. It's okay to care.
425
00:17:33,311 --> 00:17:35,778
It doesn't mean you don't
get what really matters.
426
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,312
So, you wouldn't judge me
427
00:17:37,315 --> 00:17:40,749
if my house wasn't a pile of garbage?
428
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:43,185
Nah. I'll even help.
429
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,855
Let's start by fixing the
lights and get to work.
430
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,457
Yeah.
431
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:50,759
Try the "lights witch"!
432
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,529
That was you, right?
433
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,198
Breakingnd entering.
434
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,733
Cabinet emptying.
435
00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,890
Not to mention the stolen candy.
436
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:01,637
You stole it. From the students.
437
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:02,805
Well, if you don't like it,
438
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,492
maybe you should run
for student council.
439
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:05,687
Maybe I will.
440
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,876
Not with this on your
permanent record, you won't.
441
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,980
It's not on her record. Dylan
had nothing to do with it.
442
00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:12,681
I planned this whole heist myself.
443
00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:15,284
So, if it's going on
anyone's permanent record...
444
00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:16,685
- it's mine.
- Enough.
445
00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,487
This hat's so itchy.
446
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,688
Just don't do it again.
447
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:27,896
Oh, JJ, no.
448
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,199
- JJ! Oh, yes, I made it!
- What?
449
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:31,967
Hi, uh, I'm Aaron.
450
00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:34,737
- Cool. Where you from, Aaron?
- Uh...
451
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,939
How about you get me out of this ditch?!
452
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:37,906
Yeah.
453
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:41,577
Okay.
454
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,678
Engage.
455
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,614
I'm coming for you, JJ. Okay.
456
00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:47,549
Oh, he figured it out.
457
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,218
Thanks, man.
458
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,854
So, who's ready for the after-rave?
459
00:18:51,856 --> 00:18:55,124
It's across a river,
deeper in the woods,
460
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,925
and I'm pretty sure it's real.
461
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,882
I'm game.
462
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,718
JJ, you in?
463
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,665
"No. You guys go. My battery is low."
464
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,266
You need any help getting home?
465
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:08,937
"No. I've got someone I can call."
466
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,610
I'm the someone!
467
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,249
You did good today, Ray,
468
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,884
even though you lost the candy.
469
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:24,853
Thanks for taking the hit. Partner.
470
00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:27,690
Enes, you are a constant treasure.
471
00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,458
Who's Enes?
472
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,428
Oh. My secretary accomplice.
473
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,117
We, uh...
474
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,164
swapped bags in the maze.
475
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,301
We got the candy?
That... That's amazing.
476
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,484
But... But wait, if
this bag has the candy,
477
00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:44,073
what does Mr. Powers have?
478
00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:48,210
Celery!
479
00:19:48,212 --> 00:19:52,381
"Thanks for getting here so fast."
480
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,049
Yeah, well, I mean,
there was no traffic.
481
00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:57,720
Well, you know, I mean,
it's Halloween, so...
482
00:19:57,722 --> 00:19:59,955
no one goes out... today.
483
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,126
I'm really glad you called.
484
00:20:04,128 --> 00:20:07,129
"I needed you this time.
485
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:11,100
But I don't always need you."
486
00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:12,201
I know.
487
00:20:13,304 --> 00:20:15,337
So, did you have a fun night?
488
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:20,209
"Yeah. We met some girls.
I think they were hot."
489
00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:23,078
I am sure that they were.
490
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:32,173
What's this?
491
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:34,008
We fixed the wiring in the fuse box.
492
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,461
No more power outages.
493
00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:36,687
I am a good homeowner.
494
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,804
- Oh, yes, you are.
- You did good, Jimmy.
495
00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:40,378
Who cares if you're not
the cool neighborhood
496
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,446
Halloween house?
497
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,882
I know of a way we could be
498
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:46,220
Halloween house.
499
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:50,648
King-size candy bars!
500
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:52,193
- Trick or treat!
- Run it up! Run it up!
501
00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:54,156
- Yeah. Yeah, I thought so.
- Yeah, yeah.
502
00:20:54,159 --> 00:20:57,192
- Oh, yeah.
- Ooh, don't run. The yard is full of nails.
503
00:20:57,195 --> 00:21:01,719
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