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Okay, here's the grid for the week.
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Thursday, Rory's performing
at an old-folks home.
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They don't ask, but he keeps going.
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- Can anyone pick up?
- Yeah, I'll get him
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after Graham's allergy appointment.
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Did you know you could be
allergic to birds?
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Like all of them?
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So, I really wanted to
get a smoothie tomorrow
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sometime after 4:00,
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if anyone could hold Jack then?
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Yeah, I might not understand the grid.
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Mm. Douglas, you have the kids
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for Saturday night sleepover.
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And no wriggling out of it.
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We're sick of your stupid work excuses.
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I'm a doctor.
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If I don't pick up my phone, people die.
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You're a dermatologist.
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If you don't pick up your phone,
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people go to the store and buy a cream.
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Look, Saturday night sleepover's a lot,
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but you can hack it.
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I spend every Saturday night
the same way...
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I have two glasses of scotch
and I sit in my sauna
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until I'm lightheaded enough
to pass out.
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Now, if you want five kids
to watch me do that
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and then they could
politely put themselves to bed,
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be my guest.
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- Yeah, thank you.
- Great.
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What's up, Grid Squad?
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I see I'm on the board for Tuesday.
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I will not let you down.
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Relax, it's a babysitting grid,
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not "Band of Brothers."
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Okay, sure,
but can I just say how much fun
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I've had with all of you
since I got on this thing.
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So many great one-on-one hangs.
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I mean, Miggy, epic game of basketball
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with my laundry hamper.
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Yeah. I broke your hamper
like Shaq. Unh!
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So worth it.
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Poppy here is teaching me
about sex crystals.
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I will say I have one
on my body right now.
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Won't say where, 'cause it's
incredibly uncomfortable.
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That means it's working.
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But, Douglas, you and I have yet
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to have our one-on-one hang time.
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Yeah, well, see,
the grid isn't about friendship.
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It's business.
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It's a little bit about friendship.
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Dude, Douglas doesn't want friends.
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I mean, look at him. He's old as hell.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Why do I know you?
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All right, how about this...
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you and I go find
a steakhouse right now,
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share our first prime rib.
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Rare. No sides.
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- Look at me, Lance.
- It's Will.
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It's 8:30 in the morning, all right?
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I'm not sharing a steak with you.
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Yeah, you're right. Silly idea.
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But... what if it were bagels?
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Nothing like a good
pumpernickel.
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Yeah, no, you're right, it's a bad idea.
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Forget about it.
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♪
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Okay, we are almost packed
for the sleepover.
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I've got your sleeping bag, PJs,
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and some conversation starters,
in case there's a lull.
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"Pixar",
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"ice-cream toppings",
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"Anne Hathaway...
is it time for a comeback?"
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Dad, I don't need these.
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I'm hanging with my friends.
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You're right. Soph, I'm so proud of you.
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A couple weeks in,
you've already found your crew.
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You okay without me tonight?
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Are you kidding? I got
a ton of irons in the fire.
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Bowling alley, bars, horse track.
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You're just naming places.
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Correct.
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I don't know, I was kind of
itching for a guys' night.
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I haven't had one in such a long time.
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Douglas'll come around.
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Right?! I mean,
we're dudes with daughters.
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We should be friends.
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I just can't find my way in there.
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He's like this 7-foot-tall
emotional fortress
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with no handholds or footholds
for me to climb.
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I just gotta wait
for my window to open and...
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Hold... the flippin'...
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- phone.
- Oh, no. What's happening?
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The sleepover... is... my window.
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Dad, why are you talking like that?
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Think about it, Soph.
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He's alone. He's confined.
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He needs help with the kids.
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Look at us, putting our heads together!
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I don't want my name on this!
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I can't believe I have to work
on a sleepover night.
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I swear, running your own business
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is like having another child.
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Yeah, well, at least your wine bar
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doesn't sit on the toilet
while you take a shower.
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Well, I hope one of us
is getting some tonight.
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You still seeing that guy from work?
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Uh, Owen?
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Yeah. He's great.
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We work really well together.
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Oh, don't forget,
we're singing "Happy Birthday"
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- to Adam in like 10 minutes.
- Oh, I didn't sign the card.
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- I signed it for you.
- Aww.
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Too bad it can't go anywhere,
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because our dates
only ever last 90 minutes
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and then Graham calls, all homesick,
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needing me to pick him up.
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That's just enough time
for sex on the couch
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and one episode of that
true-crime doc, "Slick Patio."
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Oh, my God, I'm only three episodes in,
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but I'm telling you,
that slow son did it.
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- No kidding.
- Wait, only sex on the couch?
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Yeah. We've never made it to the bed.
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But the bed is where it all happens.
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The kissing, the cuddling,
the explaining your weird scars.
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Yeah, well, I would be doing all that
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if my kid were sleepover ready.
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- So, this is all about Graham?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hey, Angie!
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Yo, Poppy,
I need to borrow your blender.
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Gonna puree this boy some bananas.
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Oh, that reminds me...
I also need bananas.
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Oh, and I'm sorry, um,
but I'm gonna be late again
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with rent this month.
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But I'll getcha back soon. I promise.
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Poppy, has he ever paid rent?
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I mean, he'll pay eventually.
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It's Miggy, you know.
He's a work in progress.
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Remember how we found him?
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Pull-ups? Pre-fold? Pockets? Cloth?
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What are you?!
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He ended up buying pull-ups
for himself that day.
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Yeah, and he's taking care of the baby
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so Jack's mom can go to college.
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So, I want to help him.
And he's doing great.
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Made a list of potential careers.
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Hmm. Sounds promising.
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Have you seen it?
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He's got it all under control.
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Aah! Oh, damn.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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I got it, though. I got it. Here.
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- I'd ask to see that list.
- Yeah.
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Um, this is what we're doing tonight?
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Dad says the trick is
making the pieces small enough
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that he can't get in trouble.
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Hey, that jet ski
was a business expense.
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My conscience is clean.
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Your attention, please!
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This evening, I brought
six costume changes
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to be unveiled every hour, on the hour.
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I hope you all enjoy the journey.
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Anything that says "Vegas"
goes in there.
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Oh, good. Another child.
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- How's it going, man?
- Oh, fine.
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Besides a couple kids who are too good
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for document shredding.
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Okay, hurry up.
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We're doing my credit cards next.
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Well, seems like
you got it all under control.
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For now. But... in an hour,
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storm's a-comin'.
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- Anyway, good luck.
- W-W-Wait a minute.
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What do you mean "storm"?
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You know, the sleepover storm.
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Kids stoned on sugar.
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One of them pees in your cacti.
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Melted chocolate
in places you least expect it.
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Hmm. I suppose it's illegal to drug 'em.
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You got this, man.
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Unless... you want me to jump in...
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Yes! I mean, can you? Are you available?
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Do you, uh, take checks?
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Let's see. I was gonna do...
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Yes, I'm clear!
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Okay, good. I'm gonna go
tie one on, all right?
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Make sure they finish the shredding.
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The window is opening,
and I'm climbing in.
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Dad, don't dance, don't dance, don't...
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No.
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All right, circle up, dudes.
Important sleepover business.
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Miss this, you'll be behind all night.
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If he's got a guitar, I'm out of here.
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Ha-ha! Joke's on you.
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Guitar's in the car,
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but I don't want to
hang out with you at all.
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'Cause I'm gonna be chillin'
with my boy Douglas.
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Dad! Dad!
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He just wants you to watch us for him.
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He doesn't want to hang.
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Yeah, but he will
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once I get us
on the friendship train, okay?
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So, you guys just hold down the fort
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and, I don't know, be cool.
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Anyway, you don't need
constant supervision.
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I'm sorry, what is that?
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Emma and I are Shawshanking
our way to the neighbors'.
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
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Have fun.
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Looking good!
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Whoa! What's in that thing?
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Just a photo of my mom...
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her scarf...
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her lotion, her gym shirt, and this!
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It projects stars onto the ceiling
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to help me sleep.
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Not that I ever sleep at these things.
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I always get scared and call my mom.
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Like a real loser.
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Look at me.
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I say you can do this.
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Ahhhh.
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So, Miggy, how's that job list coming?
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Maybe we could go over it.
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Oh, yeah, sure. I always have it on me.
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So...
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Real talk, it's been hard to find a job
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where I can get paid and have childcare,
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but I think I got some prospects.
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See, I've found that abbreviated jobs
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make a lot of money.
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So, maybe like CEO, CFO, UTI.
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Those are just titles
and a bladder infection.
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Aha. "Inventor, apple-sauce hype man."
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- Yeah!
- "Patty Jenkins"?
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How is Patty Jenkins a job?
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I don't know, but I love "Wonder Woman".
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- God, Themyscira.
- Oh, my God, that armor was everything.
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- And those boots!
- And Amazonians!
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But you said to focus on what I love.
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That's what you did, right?
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And now you've got this place.
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Yeah. I did say that.
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But let's try focusing on
options that are...
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more achievable.
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Great. You got it. Starting fresh. Okay.
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Do not write down "millionaire."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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Yeah.
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There's my guy! Good news...
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kids are out of our hair.
We're set for the night.
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Really? You made it sound like
such a gigantic ordeal.
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Where there's a will, there's a way.
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00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,276
- My name's Will.
- Yeah.
255
00:08:46,314 --> 00:08:49,406
Pretty solid citrus collection
you got there.
256
00:08:50,382 --> 00:08:51,749
Look at this!
257
00:08:51,851 --> 00:08:53,517
Blended man.
258
00:08:53,882 --> 00:08:56,248
Kind of a single-malt guy myself.
259
00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:59,307
Ah. Kind of imagined you
drinking Shirley Temples.
260
00:09:03,511 --> 00:09:05,644
Hey, I'm just glad you imagined me.
261
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,691
Yeah. Well....
262
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,847
all right, I think it's about that time.
263
00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:14,450
- Flip through car magazines?
- No. For my sauna.
264
00:09:14,116 --> 00:09:15,482
Or that, too.
265
00:09:17,327 --> 00:09:18,627
You're right behind me, aren't you?
266
00:09:18,695 --> 00:09:20,695
I've never shied away from a sauna.
267
00:09:22,265 --> 00:09:24,746
Dude, no patio is that slick.
268
00:09:24,777 --> 00:09:26,220
The gardener pushed her.
269
00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:28,593
If a man is living
in a shack behind your house,
270
00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:30,575
- he's gonna kill you.
- Uh, yeah.
271
00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:32,258
I'm surprised she lasted
as long as she did.
272
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:36,462
Oh, it's Graham.
273
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,176
Sophie? What's going on?
274
00:09:40,223 --> 00:09:41,843
Graham has an announcement to make,
275
00:09:41,868 --> 00:09:43,600
and I fully endorse it.
276
00:09:43,647 --> 00:09:45,114
Here is your son.
277
00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,504
Hello, Mother.
278
00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,927
I want you to know
I'm spending the night tonight.
279
00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:56,900
I will not need you to pick me up.
280
00:09:56,969 --> 00:09:58,720
Uh, honey, are you sure?
281
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,838
Yes. Just... know that I love you.
282
00:10:01,907 --> 00:10:04,740
No matter what happens...
283
00:10:04,176 --> 00:10:05,875
I love you.
284
00:10:07,769 --> 00:10:09,635
Wait, does this mean we're finally
285
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:10,880
spending the night together?
286
00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:13,228
I guess yeah, it does.
287
00:10:13,253 --> 00:10:15,200
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
- Oh.
288
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,503
- Come on, let's get you into PJs!
- Okay.
289
00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:19,609
Ooh! You want my Syracuse T-shirt?
290
00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:20,710
Super comfy.
291
00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:23,379
Oh, also, uh,
I fall asleep to "Frasier."
292
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:24,825
Do you like "Frasier"?
293
00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,144
There's so much I don't know about you.
294
00:10:26,194 --> 00:10:27,827
I have so many questions.
295
00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:30,563
Poppy, great news!
296
00:10:30,665 --> 00:10:32,198
Graham decided to sleep over,
297
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:35,142
so that means that I get to
sleep over, too...
298
00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,436
at Owen's!
299
00:10:36,688 --> 00:10:38,101
Fun, huh?!
300
00:10:38,126 --> 00:10:40,426
Yeah. So, why are you here?
301
00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:41,860
I left him in bed and drove away
302
00:10:41,962 --> 00:10:43,658
like a crazy person.
303
00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,270
Your friend is a crazy person.
304
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,490
Yeah. Glass of wine?
305
00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:50,859
Lord have mercy!
306
00:10:52,329 --> 00:10:54,429
You have a sauna in your house,
307
00:10:54,498 --> 00:10:56,765
and you only have one robe?
308
00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,433
Really tells a story.
309
00:10:58,502 --> 00:10:59,834
Yep.
310
00:11:02,506 --> 00:11:06,275
Such a shame. It is hot.
311
00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:09,944
Hot room.
312
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,947
So, where are you from?
313
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,915
Buffalo.
314
00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:17,749
Any siblings?
315
00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,591
Two sisters.
316
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,540
One's a looker, other's a miss.
317
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,847
I would love to meet them.
318
00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,379
Both dead.
319
00:11:25,474 --> 00:11:27,574
Whoa. Okay.
320
00:11:27,677 --> 00:11:29,674
Uh, favorite movie?
321
00:11:36,852 --> 00:11:38,485
Wow. Okay.
322
00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:41,211
This... This is fun.
323
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,859
I think I will take the sweatshirt off.
324
00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:45,480
You'll keep it on.
325
00:11:45,151 --> 00:11:46,950
Okay, Doug, I'm just gonna say it.
326
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,520
It feels like
you're trying to steam me out.
327
00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:51,840
Why are you so dead set
against being my friend?
328
00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:53,644
Because we have nothing in common.
329
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,270
All I wanted was
a Saturday night by myself.
330
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:59,482
Well, a thousand pardons!
331
00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:01,673
You don't want to hang out
with me? That's fine.
332
00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,109
That's your loss.
333
00:12:03,211 --> 00:12:04,744
You act like you don't need anybody,
334
00:12:04,846 --> 00:12:06,245
but I know that's not true.
335
00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:09,115
You're lonely, Doug,
and it's your own fault.
336
00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:11,455
You push people away! You put up walls!
337
00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,334
And yet, somehow, you're still here.
338
00:12:13,393 --> 00:12:15,726
You know what? I never
should've taken your help.
339
00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:18,796
Hosting a sleepover is a one-man job.
340
00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,465
I couldn't agree more!
341
00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:23,979
And I believe you have two robes!
342
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,599
Oh, no! My turtle!
343
00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:28,553
I-It's destroyed!
344
00:12:28,578 --> 00:12:30,252
So, there's been a murder.
345
00:12:30,354 --> 00:12:32,487
- But by whom?
- We did it.
346
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,422
But we'll never know when!
347
00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:35,658
Ten minutes ago.
348
00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:38,650
- Okay, I give up.
- I-I need my turtle!
349
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,297
I-I can't do this without stars!
350
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:41,451
I'm calling my mom.
351
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,386
You don't need your mom.
352
00:12:43,455 --> 00:12:45,418
We can make it up to you.
353
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,317
Emma and I can get you stars.
354
00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:51,380
♪ You love, you learn ♪
355
00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:53,849
♪ You cry, you learn ♪
356
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:57,152
♪ You lo-ose, you learn ♪
357
00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:59,854
♪ You bleed, you learn ♪
358
00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:02,843
♪ You scream, you learn ♪
359
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,483
What the hell?!
360
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,617
Where are you going?
361
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,118
To get a drink!
362
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,578
I thought you were watching the kids.
363
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,930
I thought you were watching the kids!
364
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,800
Oh, this is a disaster. I'm going back.
365
00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:14,324
I'm going back!
366
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,996
You gotta be kidding me!
367
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,939
I signaled with my blinker!
368
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,200
I want your insurance information!
369
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,779
You can get it from my attorney!
370
00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:28,705
- You don't have an attorney!
- I'll find one!
371
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,287
You totally hit me!
372
00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:33,204
Oh, who taught you how to drive, anyway?
373
00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,243
Mr. Murray, my high school band teacher,
374
00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:37,431
who I'm still in touch with!
375
00:13:37,456 --> 00:13:39,900
Oh, my God.
376
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,617
They're gone.
377
00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:44,332
Look at me. I finally have a chance...
378
00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:45,436
There you go...
379
00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:47,453
to spend the night with Owen,
380
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:51,570
and here I am, drinking with you.
381
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:52,859
Ang, do you know why
382
00:13:52,906 --> 00:13:54,444
I had a bottle of White Zin
on ice tonight?
383
00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:56,669
Mmm! Because it's the freakin' best.
384
00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:58,319
It's literally the worst wine
in the world,
385
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,511
and you have the palate
of a basic bitch,
386
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,772
and we'll get to that later. But no.
387
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,107
It's because this is what you do.
388
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,876
Every time you get close to a guy,
389
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,345
you wind up back in this seat,
making excuses.
390
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,165
- Wait, really?
- Yes.
391
00:14:10,236 --> 00:14:11,969
I don't even carry White Zin.
Every time you do this,
392
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,537
I have to go pick it up
from a gas station.
393
00:14:13,606 --> 00:14:15,606
Oh, my God.
394
00:14:15,675 --> 00:14:16,930
I'm so screwed up.
395
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:19,655
You're not screwed up.
You're just scared.
396
00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:21,245
Look, what happened with Graham's dad,
397
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,300
I know, it was years ago.
398
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,349
But he left, and that had to have hurt.
399
00:14:25,451 --> 00:14:27,785
Whatever. He's a jerk.
400
00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:31,321
Yeah, but at some point,
you must've cared about him.
401
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,423
Yeah, I don't know,
for some reason I loved him.
402
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:34,824
Been there.
403
00:14:34,893 --> 00:14:37,294
We've all been with people who sucked.
404
00:14:37,362 --> 00:14:40,511
But what if I just don't know
how to pick people?
405
00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:42,480
What if my radar's off,
406
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:44,730
and there's all these red flags
407
00:14:44,104 --> 00:14:46,512
that everyone else sees and I just miss?
408
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,970
Well, there's no guarantees.
409
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,118
Owen could suck, too.
410
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:50,698
But you'll never know
if you don't give him
411
00:14:50,776 --> 00:14:52,521
more than 90 minutes.
412
00:14:52,623 --> 00:14:53,890
I think you like him.
413
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,425
He was gonna make me blueberry pancakes.
414
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,831
- Oh, Ang, that's huge.
- Mm-hmm.
415
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:00,291
You gotta give him a chance.
416
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,145
- You're right. I'm gonna do it.
- Do it.
417
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:05,610
I'm gonna go get in that bed.
418
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:06,788
You're gonna give me those keys.
419
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,215
I'm gonna give you those keys, yeah.
420
00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:10,691
- I'm gonna get in that bed.
- Yep. Do it.
421
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,760
- I want a full report.
- Yo, Poppy?
422
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,200
Yo, I got it. I have the perfect job.
423
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,510
I'm gonna be a celebrity chef.
424
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,440
That's your realistic job option?
425
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,222
- Yeah.
- Okay, Miggy, enough.
426
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,582
- You're not gonna be a celebrity chef.
- How do you know?
427
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:27,273
Because you're not
a celebrity... or a chef.
428
00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:28,601
Well, not yet.
429
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:30,503
But you should see the purees
I put together for Jack.
430
00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:32,572
I mean, they're just
totally out the box.
431
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,745
I'll put a mango in
with a strawberry. Mmm!
432
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:35,973
A spinach next to a banana.
433
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,970
Unh! I don't even care! Okrrrt!
434
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:39,339
Miggy, none of that qualifies you
435
00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:40,638
to be a celebrity chef.
436
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,736
Well, but you told me to dream big.
437
00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,694
Look, Miggy, I know I told you
to follow your bliss,
438
00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:46,771
but you need to follow it to a paycheck.
439
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,840
Rent's due.
440
00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:52,143
Dang.
441
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,819
You know, I feel like you didn't
442
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:57,700
have my back there, buddy.
443
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,629
I-I don't get it. Where would they go?
444
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:01,213
I knew I should've micro-chipped Sophie!
445
00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:02,736
Oh, okay. All right, just relax.
446
00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:04,744
Maybe they went through
the Shawshank tunnel.
447
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,781
I'm going in.
448
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,382
Oh, yeah.
They didn't get very far.
449
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,117
Yeah, I re-plaster that every month.
450
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,190
It keeps 'em busy.
451
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,981
O-Okay, look! Look. Here's a note.
452
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,173
"We went to the golf course
to find stars."
453
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,474
Okay? Relax. Everything's fine.
454
00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:20,589
How is everything fine?
455
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:22,802
They could be on any golf course
in the city!
456
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:26,182
The golf course is my backyard.
457
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,717
You live on a golf course?
458
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:31,218
No, I get in a car
and I drive to play golf.
459
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,388
Moron.
460
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:42,606
Hey. I, uh...
I didn't go to get mouthwash.
461
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,842
Yeah, I figured. It's been two hours.
462
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:48,612
Look, I'm scared, okay?
463
00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:52,348
I... I never usually get
this far in a relationship.
464
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:55,700
But that changes tonight, okay?
465
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:57,563
I don't really know what's gonna happen.
466
00:16:57,631 --> 00:17:00,432
I might get scared and run away again...
467
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,900
but I'm getting in that bed.
468
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:05,537
- Okay.
- Okay.
469
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:08,307
I'm gonna get under.
470
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,822
- She's in.
- I'm in.
471
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,480
Under the covers.
472
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:17,982
Doing it. I'm doing it.
473
00:17:22,554 --> 00:17:24,687
Oh, my God.
474
00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:26,749
My kid's on a golf course. I gotta go.
475
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,237
Okay.
476
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,507
You know, for the record,
477
00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:33,442
the golf course is real, mouthwash fake.
478
00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:34,543
Golf course, real.
479
00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:36,877
Well, for the record, I really enjoyed
480
00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:40,215
all five seconds
of whatever it is we just did.
481
00:17:43,849 --> 00:17:45,801
This place is huge.
They could be anywhere.
482
00:17:45,826 --> 00:17:47,525
All right, relax.
If they have any taste,
483
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:48,759
they'll be on the fourth hole.
484
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:50,428
This is my fault.
485
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,763
I just... I wanted
a guys' night, you know?
486
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,650
Back when I worked
at the Weather Channel,
487
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,133
I had my dudes.
488
00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:56,755
And then, when I started freelancing
489
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,469
to be closer to Sophie,
490
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,204
they all kind of fell away.
491
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:01,738
I-I miss it.
492
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,579
Yeah, well, men need other men.
493
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,648
It's in our DNA to form clans.
494
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,646
That's why I have my dermatology crew.
495
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,974
Right, you already have your friends.
496
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,755
I get it.
497
00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:15,257
I promise I won't bother you anymore.
498
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,284
But they really don't understand
499
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,948
the parenting thing, my crew.
500
00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:23,679
You know, especially parenting girls.
501
00:18:23,739 --> 00:18:25,851
Right? I mean, that's
a whole different thing.
502
00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:27,918
Don't get me started on bobby pins.
503
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,520
Yeah, what is with that?
504
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:31,231
I-I'll always step on 'em,
but when I need one...
505
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,592
- They disappear.
- Yeah.
506
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:34,293
They're everywhere and nowhere
at the same time.
507
00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:35,494
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
508
00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,785
It makes zero sense.
509
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,399
Listen, you know,
you were right back there.
510
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,268
The whole thing about the walls.
511
00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:45,538
No one's ever had the dice
to call me out before.
512
00:18:45,606 --> 00:18:46,638
I'm sorry.
513
00:18:46,707 --> 00:18:47,891
I think it was a combination
514
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,695
of the dry heat and the wet jeans.
515
00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:51,610
No, I mean it.
516
00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:52,878
Thank you.
517
00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:56,597
There are the kids.
518
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:57,719
Oh, they're laying on their backs.
519
00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:58,907
I think the coyotes got 'em!
520
00:18:58,970 --> 00:18:59,939
- Sophie!
- Calm down.
521
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:01,422
They're looking up at the stars.
522
00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:03,224
Sophie! There they are!
523
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:04,559
Douglas, what the hell?
524
00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:06,595
Why am I getting texts that
my kid's on a golf course?
525
00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:08,940
I-I-I'm sorry. I'm bad at this.
526
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,531
No, it's my fault.
527
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,933
I-I told the kids they don't
need adult supervision...
528
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,702
It's both of our faults.
529
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,270
We were having a guys' night.
530
00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,573
You hug me, and it's over.
531
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,809
- I'm not.
- Well, let's all just be grateful that
532
00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:25,513
Douglas lives on a golf course
like a cartoon millionaire.
533
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:29,759
Hi.
534
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,202
God, Rory. You look like
one of the Mandrell Sisters.
535
00:19:32,313 --> 00:19:33,713
Barbara?
536
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:34,904
Sure.
537
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:40,286
♪
538
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:42,169
He did it.
539
00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:43,337
You will, too.
540
00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:47,740
♪ We could ride to the stars today ♪
541
00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:50,811
♪ We could ride to the stars today ♪
542
00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:54,170
Do you guys hear that?
543
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,893
Oh, my God! Sprinklers!
544
00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:58,902
Never again with this chiffon!
545
00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:03,378
Hey. Guess what. I'm doing it.
546
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,667
Putting myself out there with Owen.
547
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,729
You sent him a pancake
and a blueberry emoji?
548
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,538
Intimacy.
549
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:10,849
I'm doing it.
550
00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:12,985
- Yo, Pop, I made a new list.
- Oh, God.
551
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:14,953
No. There's only one thing on it.
552
00:20:16,399 --> 00:20:18,273
You want to work for me
at the Winebrary?
553
00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:19,290
Yep.
554
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:21,159
Huh. I could actually use the help.
555
00:20:21,196 --> 00:20:22,260
Yeah?
556
00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:24,629
All right. You can apply online.
557
00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,549
- Oh! Come on.
- Ha-ha! Kidding.
558
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,706
You're hired.
559
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,799
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
560
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:29,955
Bye, Dad! Enjoy your breakfast!
561
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,127
Thank you, Soph.
562
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,645
Early morning steak not so bad, huh?
563
00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,839
Ahh. I can feel my arteries bracing.
564
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:35,906
- I love it!
- Mmm.
565
00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:38,427
Now, this is a single malt.
566
00:20:39,303 --> 00:20:40,512
Is that liquor?
567
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:41,891
On school property?
568
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,515
Tell you what. Here, take a walk.
569
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,819
Yeah, we're trying to enjoy a meal here.
570
00:20:46,882 --> 00:20:48,615
I'm so sorry, Miss Adams.
571
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:52,601
♪
572
00:20:52,715 --> 00:20:54,549
You gonna eat that last piece?
573
00:20:54,651 --> 00:20:55,883
You want to attack it from both sides,
574
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:58,205
"Lady and the Tramp" style?
575
00:20:58,370 --> 00:21:01,289
No, I'm... I'm kidding.
You go ahead and take it.
576
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:03,744
Gosh, I love seeing you happy.
577
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:08,838
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