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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,364 --> 00:00:03,530 Hey, buddy! 2 00:00:03,696 --> 00:00:05,107 You missed it, didn't you? 3 00:00:05,194 --> 00:00:06,473 Last week. 4 00:00:06,717 --> 00:00:08,384 Want to know what happened? 5 00:00:08,683 --> 00:00:10,035 Huh? 6 00:00:11,598 --> 00:00:12,868 Give me a buck. 7 00:00:13,887 --> 00:00:15,105 Ooh! Met a woman. 8 00:00:15,192 --> 00:00:17,048 Crazy as a loon. 9 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,688 Made my heart stir and my loins moist. 10 00:00:19,775 --> 00:00:21,882 Dr. Jones? Dr. Ingrid Jones? 11 00:00:21,969 --> 00:00:24,473 My medications were off. Wasn't the real me. 12 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,529 I think it was the real you, and I loved it. 13 00:00:27,616 --> 00:00:29,793 Probably the worst lay I've ever had. 14 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,490 You fuck for shit. 15 00:00:31,577 --> 00:00:32,899 Fuck you, I fuck for shit. 16 00:00:32,986 --> 00:00:34,076 See you later, Jabby! 17 00:00:34,163 --> 00:00:35,135 You sure Fiona said 18 00:00:35,222 --> 00:00:36,690 - she was gonna drive you? - Yep. 19 00:00:36,777 --> 00:00:38,094 I'm gonna miss you. 20 00:00:38,186 --> 00:00:39,344 I love you guys. 21 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:44,537 If I don't come up with 25 grand, 22 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:47,100 I'm gonna be in default on my partnership agreement 23 00:00:47,187 --> 00:00:51,120 and lose my $100,000 investment. 24 00:00:51,207 --> 00:00:54,995 Then I'll have to foreclose on my apartment building. 25 00:00:55,082 --> 00:00:56,703 - Is Ford here? - I got this, Patty. 26 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:57,995 You said Patty was your mother. 27 00:00:58,082 --> 00:00:59,154 I'm his wife. 28 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:00,734 I'm such a fucking idiot! 29 00:01:00,821 --> 00:01:01,971 - Take your fucking hands... - No! 30 00:01:02,058 --> 00:01:03,908 - Off my car! - Fiona! 31 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:09,927 Fuck. 32 00:01:10,014 --> 00:01:11,097 Fiona! 33 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:22,096 *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 07 34 00:01:22,262 --> 00:01:24,247 *SHAMELESS* Episode Title: "Down Like the Titanic" 35 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,961 Sync corrections by srjanapala 36 00:01:26,048 --> 00:01:29,044 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 37 00:01:29,212 --> 00:01:32,199 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 38 00:01:32,286 --> 00:01:35,455 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 39 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:39,635 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 40 00:01:39,947 --> 00:01:42,998 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 41 00:01:43,085 --> 00:01:46,087 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 42 00:01:46,759 --> 00:01:48,713 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 43 00:01:48,861 --> 00:01:53,072 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 44 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:03,361 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 45 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:06,517 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 46 00:02:06,658 --> 00:02:09,885 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 47 00:02:09,972 --> 00:02:14,111 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 48 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,491 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 49 00:02:17,578 --> 00:02:21,105 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 50 00:02:21,196 --> 00:02:23,137 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 51 00:02:23,224 --> 00:02:27,213 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:35,074 53 00:02:36,996 --> 00:02:38,188 What the fuck? 54 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,822 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Smoke? 55 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,103 Does anyone smell smoke? 56 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,812 It's not the smoke alarm. 57 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:44,547 Where is that sound coming from? 58 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:46,173 You know, it could be a bomb. 59 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:47,688 It's not a bomb. 60 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:53,741 Watch out, bud. 61 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,014 Oh, fucker. 62 00:03:11,249 --> 00:03:12,499 Ian. 63 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:13,837 Shithead. 64 00:03:13,971 --> 00:03:14,984 Genius. 65 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,930 Oh, that's so sweet. 66 00:03:17,017 --> 00:03:18,627 He doesn't want us to forget him. 67 00:03:18,714 --> 00:03:20,483 Yeah, it's real sweet. 68 00:03:21,447 --> 00:03:23,480 All right, go to bed, guys. 69 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:46,085 Three, two, 70 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:47,862 one, go! 71 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:52,112 Whoo! 72 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:55,556 Wha-ho! Well? 73 00:03:55,643 --> 00:03:57,813 - Five and a half seconds. - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 74 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,275 I knew it! I knew that Vaseline 75 00:04:00,362 --> 00:04:02,478 would make better lube than lube. 76 00:04:02,565 --> 00:04:03,875 We're smoking now. I got 77 00:04:03,962 --> 00:04:05,594 some velocity down there. 78 00:04:05,681 --> 00:04:07,619 Ingrid? You okay in there? 79 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,423 Your neighbors are a pain in the ass. 80 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,026 No, it's my ex-husband. 81 00:04:11,113 --> 00:04:12,714 He thinks he can look after me 82 00:04:12,801 --> 00:04:14,726 just because we share a duplex wall. 83 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,650 - Oh. - I'm fine, Randy! 84 00:04:16,737 --> 00:04:17,868 Go back to bed! 85 00:04:17,955 --> 00:04:19,215 You sure, hon? Maybe I should come in. 86 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,964 No, no, no, no, no. I'm on a date. 87 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:23,215 Never been better. Bye! 88 00:04:23,302 --> 00:04:24,401 Man. 89 00:04:24,488 --> 00:04:26,351 I never realized how much fun 90 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:28,298 indoor tobogganing could be. 91 00:04:28,385 --> 00:04:30,101 It should be a thing. 92 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:32,883 You know, you shouldn't have to be off your meds 93 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,577 to have this much fun. 94 00:04:34,946 --> 00:04:36,385 It is fun. 95 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:40,195 - Fuck, you have strong weed. - Uh-huh. 96 00:04:40,495 --> 00:04:42,297 It's supposed to make you really sleepy, 97 00:04:42,384 --> 00:04:44,256 but I don't know. It just makes me all... 98 00:04:44,343 --> 00:04:46,306 Vroom... alive. 99 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:48,172 Well, when you wave that flag in front of me, 100 00:04:48,259 --> 00:04:49,914 I feel like a bull standing before 101 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,104 a matador in "Barthelona." 102 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,161 My little Spanish-English muffin. 103 00:04:56,471 --> 00:04:57,751 All right, my turn. 104 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,298 - All right, suit up. - Okay, lube me up. 105 00:04:59,385 --> 00:05:00,812 - Let's go. Okay. - To the top! 106 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:01,945 Here we go! 107 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:03,815 Whee! 108 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:10,564 All right, guys, cereal or toast? 109 00:05:10,651 --> 00:05:12,318 Do you have the stuff to make pancakes? 110 00:05:12,405 --> 00:05:13,631 Pancakes? Let's make pancakes. 111 00:05:13,718 --> 00:05:14,891 All right, let me rephrase. 112 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:16,233 Cereal, toast, or nothing? 113 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,298 Toast. 114 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,726 Cereal. 115 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:22,045 Oh, what's with the suit? Somebody die? 116 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,234 No, Brad's baby's getting christened today. 117 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:26,276 Christening? Is that where you get the wine 118 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:27,340 and shitty little cracker? 119 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,650 No, that's confirmation. 120 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:29,547 Christening's when you... 121 00:05:29,634 --> 00:05:31,071 waterboard the baby. 122 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:32,452 All right, we gotta divide and conquer 123 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,639 now that school's out. Who's gonna watch Liam today? 124 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:35,844 - Nope. - Not me. 125 00:05:35,931 --> 00:05:37,891 I'm in sixth grade. I don't need a babysitter. 126 00:05:37,978 --> 00:05:39,585 Yeah, scholastically, you're in sixth grade. 127 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,827 In real life, you're nine. 128 00:05:40,914 --> 00:05:42,430 By the time I was nine, 129 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:45,009 I had three years' experience being a full-time nanny. 130 00:05:45,201 --> 00:05:47,227 In fact, how would you like to make 131 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,067 five bucks an hour this summer, Liam? 132 00:05:49,154 --> 00:05:51,116 Ten bucks and one-hour lunch. 133 00:05:51,203 --> 00:05:52,181 Deal. 134 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,192 No, Liam's a minor, all right? 135 00:05:54,296 --> 00:05:56,491 He's got to have another adult around to watch Franny. 136 00:05:57,037 --> 00:05:58,766 Better Liam than some shitty day care 137 00:05:58,853 --> 00:05:59,983 that'll cram her into a Pack 'n Play 138 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,733 with eight other toddlers. 139 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,850 You love your Uncle Liam, 140 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:05,493 don't you, girlfriend? 141 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:07,026 Hey, Carl, what you got today? 142 00:06:07,113 --> 00:06:09,000 Kelly's coming over later to help me move. 143 00:06:09,087 --> 00:06:10,186 They can hang out with us, 144 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:12,056 as long as you guys disappear when we bone. 145 00:06:12,143 --> 00:06:13,938 - Move? Where you going? - Leveling up, son. 146 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,817 Liam's got Fiona's room. Debbie's got Debbie's. 147 00:06:15,904 --> 00:06:17,100 Figure since lan's out of the house, 148 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:18,453 I'll take Frank's room, let you rock 149 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,048 with the boys' room solo, if that's cool with you. 150 00:06:20,135 --> 00:06:21,774 Yeah, sure, sounds good to me. 151 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:23,362 We can't not have a bed 152 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,690 for Frank anymore, can we? 153 00:06:24,777 --> 00:06:25,993 - Of course we can. - Fuck Frank. 154 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,542 Shouldn't we get Fiona's opinion first? 155 00:06:27,629 --> 00:06:29,901 - No. - I'm kind of worried about her. 156 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,775 She hasn't responded to any of my texts or calls. 157 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:33,284 - Have you guys heard from her? - Mm-mm. 158 00:06:33,371 --> 00:06:35,782 To stand Ian up on his last day before prison 159 00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:37,337 and not drive him when she said she would... 160 00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:38,400 It's not like her. 161 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:40,649 Uh, it's called passive-aggression, Debs. 162 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,396 She's still mad at Ian. 163 00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:49,283 Hey, girls are in school. 164 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,743 Coffee's hot. We're out of milk. 165 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:53,362 Laundry is clean. I'm late to open. 166 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:54,587 How was closing? 167 00:06:54,674 --> 00:06:55,908 Oh, it was fine. 168 00:06:55,995 --> 00:06:58,694 Oh, but I think I forgot to turn on the dishwasher. 169 00:06:59,205 --> 00:07:00,338 What's all this stuff? 170 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:01,881 Oh, that's our old baby stuff. 171 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,369 Purging all those sex toys 172 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,969 made me realize how much old shit 173 00:07:05,056 --> 00:07:06,298 we still had lying around. 174 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,516 My girl Shawntelle's coming for it. 175 00:07:08,716 --> 00:07:10,162 Who the hell's Shawntelle? 176 00:07:10,249 --> 00:07:12,313 Shawntelle, the one who does my locks. 177 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,817 I told you about her. 178 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:15,797 Six kids, one has Down syndrome, 179 00:07:15,884 --> 00:07:18,771 no baby daddy, set of twins on the way? 180 00:07:18,995 --> 00:07:20,955 You're giving away all our baby stuff? 181 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:22,423 What, you think I can get money for it? 182 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,094 No, I don't think you should be giving away 183 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:26,776 Gemma's froggy bib or Amy's Little LambLamb. 184 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,160 Well, I saved all of their favorite stuff. 185 00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:31,859 Plus, we need to make room upstairs for the twin beds. 186 00:07:31,946 --> 00:07:33,661 Twin beds? V, they're not ready for that. 187 00:07:33,748 --> 00:07:35,614 They're tiny little squishy babies. 188 00:07:35,701 --> 00:07:38,172 They're not, Kev. They're four years old. 189 00:07:38,363 --> 00:07:40,864 Amy can pick up her toddler bed and bench it. 190 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:44,043 Plus, we don't need to be holding on to old baby shit 191 00:07:44,218 --> 00:07:45,979 when we're done having babies. 192 00:07:47,702 --> 00:07:49,645 Done having babies? 193 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:51,786 You said we were gonna 194 00:07:51,873 --> 00:07:53,957 talk about that down the line. 195 00:07:54,342 --> 00:07:56,927 Sure, we're gonna talk about it down the line. 196 00:07:57,014 --> 00:07:58,553 Of course we will, but not 197 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,222 when I'm late to open, okay? 198 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:01,631 Okay, let's just say, 199 00:08:01,718 --> 00:08:04,637 upon talking about it down the line, 200 00:08:04,737 --> 00:08:06,971 we decide to have loads more babies. 201 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:09,028 Kev, we don't have room for all this shit 202 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:10,443 in this small-ass house. 203 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,298 If you want to pick out five items 204 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:13,951 for sentimental reasons, fine, 205 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:15,509 but the rest is going to Shawntelle. 206 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,098 Five total or-or-or five per daughter? 207 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:19,530 I don't care! 208 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,281 Fiona? 209 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:34,584 Fiona, are you in there? 210 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,289 Open up! 211 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,422 Come on. 212 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,395 I'll take your door off! 213 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:44,052 No, hang on. 214 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:46,778 I'm coming. 215 00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:58,346 Holy shit. 216 00:08:58,922 --> 00:09:00,734 - It's fine. - Your face! 217 00:09:00,821 --> 00:09:03,154 - This is not fine, Fiona! - I'm fine. 218 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:04,273 I'm fine. 219 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,775 You need stitches. 220 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,714 - What happened to you? - It's nothing. 221 00:09:07,801 --> 00:09:09,901 It was a... car accident. 222 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:12,216 You got into a car accident? 223 00:09:12,446 --> 00:09:14,060 Oh, my God, are you okay? 224 00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:15,291 Fiona! 225 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:18,778 Why didn't you call us? 226 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:21,248 We had no idea that you were in a car accident. 227 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:24,208 We just thought you stood Ian up because you were pissed. 228 00:09:24,512 --> 00:09:26,712 Oh, my God, Ian. 229 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,310 - Oh, my God. - Oh, hey. 230 00:09:28,397 --> 00:09:29,901 No, no, no. Fiona, hey. 231 00:09:29,988 --> 00:09:31,298 Hey, hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh. 232 00:09:31,385 --> 00:09:32,748 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 233 00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:35,513 You can't sleep. You may have a concussion, okay? 234 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:37,645 We're gonna get you to a doctor. 235 00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:39,396 Do you know where your car is now? 236 00:09:42,821 --> 00:09:44,092 Come in! 237 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:49,378 Hey, what's up? Come help me move. 238 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,184 Where? My new bachelor pad, 239 00:09:51,271 --> 00:09:52,278 where no one'll be. 240 00:09:52,365 --> 00:09:53,839 I'll help you move later. We're supposed to do 241 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,193 West Point application prep today, remember? 242 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,234 W-wait, can't we at least move some furniture? 243 00:09:58,321 --> 00:09:59,672 We'll start with an ACT practice test, 244 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:01,688 since you need a minimum score of 28 on that. 245 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,831 West Point requires you to have a 3.75 GPA, 246 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:05,567 and that's including four years of English, 247 00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:07,215 four years of college-preparatory mathematics, 248 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,423 including algebra, geometry, trigonometry... 249 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,923 Uh, yeah, I've waited 17 years for my own bedroom 250 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:13,674 that has a door that locks. 251 00:10:13,761 --> 00:10:16,478 Liam, you'll proctor for us, won't you? 252 00:10:16,864 --> 00:10:19,090 Franny's napping. I'm on my union break. 253 00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:20,660 You just have to hold the stopwatch. 254 00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:21,964 Forty-five minutes for part one, 255 00:10:22,051 --> 00:10:23,131 45 minute for part two, 256 00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:25,155 and 90 minutes for part three. 257 00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:26,641 Can we at least move 258 00:10:26,728 --> 00:10:28,116 - some furniture first? - We all gotta do things 259 00:10:28,203 --> 00:10:29,359 we don't want to do sometimes, 260 00:10:29,446 --> 00:10:31,093 like the 10K I have to run right now 261 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,788 to stay Annapolis-strong. 262 00:10:33,255 --> 00:10:34,999 Part one. Go! 263 00:10:38,488 --> 00:10:40,350 Psst, nerd. 264 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:42,313 What does this word mean? 265 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,803 "Assessment." It's a noun. 266 00:10:44,924 --> 00:10:48,381 An evaluation or estimation of someone's ability. 267 00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:50,487 Oh, fuck me. 268 00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:53,883 So what's the plan here? You're shaving me? 269 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,280 Just from the chin down. 270 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,923 I am gonna make you 271 00:10:57,010 --> 00:11:00,545 my adorable little hairless mouse boy. 272 00:11:01,296 --> 00:11:02,996 Unless you'd prefer rat boy. 273 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,423 I'm gonna go mouse. 274 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:07,569 - Mm. - Yeah. 275 00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:11,342 Aw, thanks for riding this wave with me, Frank. 276 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,946 It is so nice to have company. 277 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:17,172 - Freak flags must fly high. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,741 Besides, there's nothing you could do to scare me. 279 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:22,305 I've seen it all, smoked it all, 280 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:23,812 and handled it all. 281 00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:26,842 Well, you are a mouse boy among men. 282 00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:29,860 What would you be doing right now 283 00:11:29,947 --> 00:11:31,599 if you weren't hanging out with me? 284 00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:33,166 Um... 285 00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:37,340 I like to keep my options open, live life. 286 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,842 Oh, that is so healthy. 287 00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:42,525 Twenty-two years of being a psychotherapist, 288 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,756 I don't think I've ever heard anything so healthy. 289 00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:47,780 You're a psychotherapist. Uh... 290 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,714 No disrespect, but aren't you a little... 291 00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,547 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The best of us 292 00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:54,318 have personal experience with mental illnesses. 293 00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:56,131 That's why we're good at our jobs. 294 00:11:56,218 --> 00:11:58,271 I mean, even Randy. 295 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,251 He's a psychotherapist, 296 00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:02,223 and he has boundary issues. 297 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,134 That's why he's in my bathroom right now. 298 00:12:04,402 --> 00:12:05,432 Ingrid... 299 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:07,346 Jesus fucking Christ, man! 300 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,260 I told you that that key was for emergencies. 301 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:10,782 You are now violating our agreement! 302 00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:11,932 - I-I... - Violator. 303 00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:14,006 I think this is an emergency, Ingrid. 304 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,443 I heard tobogganing 305 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:16,506 at four in the morning. 306 00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:18,109 Now you're blowing off work, 307 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,756 and you're clearly not taking your meds. 308 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:21,862 My first patient isn't until 1 p.m. 309 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,734 Do you not think that's a little irresponsible 310 00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:25,790 to counsel others when you have not taken your meds? 311 00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:27,712 Oh, you don't think it's irresponsible 312 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:29,423 for you to neglect your patients 313 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:32,525 so that you can micromanage my mental illness? 314 00:12:32,612 --> 00:12:33,823 I'm Frank, by the way. 315 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,337 Stay out of this, Frank. You have no idea 316 00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:36,714 what you're getting yourself into. 317 00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,885 Hey, this has a cycle, see? 318 00:12:38,972 --> 00:12:40,454 Super fun at the beginning. 319 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,636 Stay up all night. It's great. 320 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,539 But by tonight, 321 00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:46,673 things will be very rough. 322 00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:50,745 Ingy, Ingy, honey, 323 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:52,340 you just got out of the psych ward, sweetie. 324 00:12:52,427 --> 00:12:53,547 You need your medications. 325 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,445 I am missing my life, Randy. 326 00:12:55,532 --> 00:12:57,043 I am missing it! 327 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,567 And besides, 328 00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,881 Frank loves me 329 00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:01,484 just as I am. 330 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:02,964 - I do. - He does. 331 00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:06,563 You can find your way out... R-Randall? 332 00:13:07,682 --> 00:13:08,839 It's Randy. 333 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,154 Randy. 334 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,412 Give it up. 335 00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:24,827 Here you go. RAV4, right? 336 00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:26,443 Oh, my God. 337 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:28,074 This car is totaled! 338 00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:29,613 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 339 00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:32,589 Insurance will cover a hit-and-run. 340 00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:34,427 Y-you have insurance, right? 341 00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:37,312 Did you call the police? 342 00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:39,536 Did you file an accident report? 343 00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,771 You gotta find whoever did this, Fiona. 344 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,235 I did it. 345 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,710 You did what? 346 00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:52,208 I did this. I was... 347 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:55,089 drunk, and I didn't call the police 348 00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,731 'cause I was drunk. 349 00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:58,872 You were driving drunk? 350 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,435 The hell is going on with you? 351 00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:04,635 It's adult shit, okay? 352 00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:05,726 Fuck that. 353 00:14:05,813 --> 00:14:07,192 I'm not a kid. 354 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,013 I have a kid. 355 00:14:10,446 --> 00:14:12,786 All right, fine. 356 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,781 Uh... 357 00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:17,585 the zoning fell through 358 00:14:17,696 --> 00:14:19,287 on my old-age home yesterday, 359 00:14:19,374 --> 00:14:22,240 which means I got Max Whitford stalking me 360 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,077 for $25K, 361 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,031 or else I lose my entire $100K investment, 362 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,412 which fucks me, 'cause... 363 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:33,030 without an immediate profit off that, 364 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:35,404 I actually cannot afford 365 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,248 my first and second mortgages on my apartment building, 366 00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:42,561 and that means I'm gonna have to sell 367 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,021 my building. 368 00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:49,355 Also, it turns out that Ford's married. 369 00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:50,946 Yeah. 370 00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:53,514 I found that out right before I totaled this car, 371 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,784 which is gonna cost thousands to fix. 372 00:14:57,076 --> 00:15:01,691 So that on top of the $1,800 that... 373 00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:05,622 I just spent at the ER and the $500 374 00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:08,326 that... this tow place just charged me 375 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,146 means I'm so far up shit's creek, 376 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,771 I don't even have lunch money. 377 00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:18,635 And I'm such a fucking piece of shit 378 00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:22,277 that I forgot my own brother was going to prison. 379 00:15:24,571 --> 00:15:25,923 So what you're saying is, 380 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,816 you've had a shitty couple days. 381 00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,591 Yeah, I know, right? 382 00:15:33,678 --> 00:15:35,605 It's gonna be okay, Fiona. 383 00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:39,074 It's gonna be okay. 384 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,365 Yeah? 385 00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:44,063 You got a spare... 386 00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,831 $25K lying around? 387 00:15:47,139 --> 00:15:48,788 No. 388 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,083 But I got a friend who might be able 389 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,777 to help us out with the car, at least. 390 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,590 ♪ I'm a little teapot ♪ 391 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,506 ♪ Short and stout ♪ 392 00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,668 ♪ Here is my handle ♪ 393 00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,582 ♪ Here's my spout ♪ 394 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,636 ♪ When I see the teacups ♪ 395 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:06,707 ♪ Hear me shout ♪ 396 00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:08,416 ♪ Tip me up and pour me out ♪ 397 00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,784 There you go. 398 00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:12,537 No way. 399 00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:14,623 Aw! 400 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,771 Talk-a-bear? 401 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:20,174 That monster threw out Talk-a-bear. 402 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,807 Hi, Amy and Gemma. 403 00:16:23,912 --> 00:16:25,073 This is Daddy, and we're talking 404 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,315 into our Talk-a-bear. 405 00:16:27,995 --> 00:16:29,926 Can you say "Daddy"? 406 00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:31,590 - "Daddy." - Doggy. 407 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:33,419 That's "doggy." Woof, woof. 408 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:34,946 Dada. 409 00:16:41,321 --> 00:16:42,699 Yeah, who is it? 410 00:16:42,786 --> 00:16:44,694 V's friend Shawntelle. 411 00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:46,729 You must be Kevin. 412 00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:48,713 Nope, wrong house. 413 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:51,987 Well, is 2113 North Wallace, ain't it? 414 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,444 No parlez anglais! 415 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:57,359 - Go away! - V told me she had some cribs 416 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,573 and six bags of baby stuff for me. 417 00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,473 I borrowed a truck. 418 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:09,666 V and Kevin are dead! 419 00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:10,993 What? 420 00:17:11,211 --> 00:17:12,583 That's right! 421 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,864 I murdered them! 422 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,989 Yeah, there's blood everywhere. 423 00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:20,547 And you're next, Shawntelle. 424 00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:22,647 Ruh-rar-ar-ar-ar-ar! 425 00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:25,366 Yeah, that's a chain saw! 426 00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,627 Whoa. 427 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,088 Look at this! 428 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:42,271 This is... impressive. 429 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:45,304 Oh, look at you. 430 00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:47,780 You sexy librarian, you. 431 00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:49,506 You think these are hot, 432 00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:51,756 wait till I put on my sexy 433 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,563 therapist blazer 434 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:56,845 and use Randy's prescription pad 435 00:17:56,932 --> 00:18:00,841 to write you 200 milligrams of Wellbutrin. 436 00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,486 Excellent. 437 00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:05,256 Excellent. How long's this gonna take? 438 00:18:05,343 --> 00:18:07,405 Uh, I got three patients. 439 00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:09,727 - Fifty minutes a session. - Jesus. 440 00:18:09,814 --> 00:18:12,360 People have 50 minutes of shit to whine about? 441 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,259 You know, there's a Starbucks right on the corner. 442 00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:15,984 Why don't you just go ahead and hang out there 443 00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,390 - for three hours or something? - No, I don't want to be 444 00:18:17,477 --> 00:18:19,765 away from you that long. Can't I hide here and watch? 445 00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:21,142 Oh, no. 446 00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:23,256 No, no, you-you won't even know I'm here. 447 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,771 I will be quiet 448 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,921 as a hairless mouse. 449 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,796 Oof. Yikes. 450 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,757 So what do you think? 451 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,461 Can you hook us up, Farhad? 452 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:40,436 Speaking Farsi... 453 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:43,904 ___ 454 00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:46,246 ___ 455 00:18:47,196 --> 00:18:48,468 What'd he say? 456 00:18:48,664 --> 00:18:50,821 He's gonna strip it, give you 600 bucks for parts, 457 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,381 and then we'll dump it in the weeds 458 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:54,876 behind that empty lot off 16 and Michigan. 459 00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,103 Take the cops, like, a week to find it back there. 460 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,726 And then you just contact your insurance company, 461 00:18:58,813 --> 00:19:01,179 tell them it was stolen, and they'll pay off your lease. 462 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,298 Really? 463 00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:03,874 Yeah, we do it all the time. 464 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,235 Issa! Abdul! 465 00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,529 Speaking Farsi... 466 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:10,594 ___ 467 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:12,788 All right, go. 468 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:15,354 Go do whatever you're gonna do today. 469 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,501 You sure? 470 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,340 Yeah, I'm just gonna 471 00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:19,604 be here... 472 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:21,678 being a felon. 473 00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:30,281 - Maybe I should hang out. - Nah, go. 474 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,890 I'm gonna get my 600 bucks, 475 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,797 head over to Patsy's, list my building online. 476 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,487 Go. You got better shit to do today. 477 00:19:38,574 --> 00:19:41,335 Okay. I'll see you later. 478 00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:43,985 Hey, Farhad, what are you doing today? 479 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,539 - Pretty busy, actually, with... - No, you're not. 480 00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,663 I'll be back for you in three hours. 481 00:19:54,446 --> 00:19:56,181 Why are you at your desk this week, 482 00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:58,215 Dr. Jones? You're always in your chair. 483 00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,541 Yeah. 484 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:02,569 It seems to bother you that I'm not in my chair. 485 00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:07,530 Let's, um... let's talk about that. Why? 486 00:20:07,729 --> 00:20:10,131 It's just, I don't like when things change suddenly. 487 00:20:10,218 --> 00:20:12,319 Ah, because of your mother. 488 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,612 Yes. 489 00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:16,322 Yeah. 490 00:20:17,603 --> 00:20:19,548 Yeah, she's the reason that I have 491 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,593 body dysmorphia and can't get out of bed. 492 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,158 Oh. 493 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,382 Do you know she even lords it over me 494 00:20:25,469 --> 00:20:27,445 that she pays for this therapy... 495 00:20:27,532 --> 00:20:28,757 at $275 an hour? 496 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:30,993 Mm. 497 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:32,699 Um, 498 00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:36,459 let's just talk some more about that body dysmorphia. 499 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,180 Tell me about that. 500 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,108 Well, it's my head. It is... 501 00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:43,469 disproportionately large. 502 00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:44,922 Yes! 503 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,784 Um... 504 00:20:47,008 --> 00:20:49,057 Jesus Christ, did I get any right? 505 00:20:49,144 --> 00:20:51,162 You know what? Who cares about scores? 506 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:52,692 This is just a tool to see 507 00:20:52,779 --> 00:20:54,703 where your strengths and your weaknesses lie. 508 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,631 But what was my score, though? 509 00:20:56,718 --> 00:20:59,525 Think you got a couple of them right... maybe. 510 00:20:59,612 --> 00:21:00,651 You know, it doesn't matter. 511 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:01,923 Now we know that we need to brush up 512 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,854 on comp lit, algebra, geometry, 513 00:21:03,941 --> 00:21:05,587 trigonometry, U.S. history, government, 514 00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:06,775 and reading comprehension. 515 00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:08,110 Well, that's, like, all the subjects. 516 00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,114 Liam will help us. Won't you, Liam? 517 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:11,776 Let's start with the Bob books. 518 00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:14,524 "Bob has a dog. Pat likes cats." 519 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:16,250 I love those books. 520 00:21:16,363 --> 00:21:17,789 He's not kidding. 521 00:21:18,363 --> 00:21:21,541 So Fiona didn't blow Ian off because she was pissed at him. 522 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,056 She got into a fucking car accident. 523 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:24,391 That's why she didn't show! 524 00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:27,143 - Wait, is she okay? - No, it's really bad. 525 00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:28,443 She totaled her car, 526 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:29,672 and she broke her wrist, 527 00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:31,017 she's nonstop ugly-crying, 528 00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,016 and I've never seen her this bad before. 529 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:36,057 And wait, Ford is married and has a whole other family 530 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:37,649 - and life and a bunch of kids in Chicago. - Wait, wait, wait, 531 00:21:37,736 --> 00:21:38,768 - what? - Motherfucker! 532 00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:40,268 And now Fiona has to sell her building today 533 00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:41,641 because she doesn't have money for lunch. 534 00:21:41,728 --> 00:21:43,080 Okay, Debs, where is she now? 535 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,781 I don't know. We were dealing with the car. 536 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,001 She said she could handle it. 537 00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:47,228 What, and you left her? 538 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:48,400 What was I supposed to do? 539 00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:50,017 She said she's fine. She's going to Patsy's. 540 00:21:50,104 --> 00:21:51,001 All right, fine. You tag out. 541 00:21:51,088 --> 00:21:52,297 I'm gonna go find Fiona, all right? 542 00:21:52,384 --> 00:21:54,039 And I'll handle Ford. 543 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,154 Oh, God. 544 00:21:59,244 --> 00:22:01,603 That was so hot. 545 00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,877 Okay, now it's your turn. 546 00:22:03,964 --> 00:22:06,041 - I'm gonna get under the desk. - What? 547 00:22:06,128 --> 00:22:08,660 Yeah, yeah, just tell my next patient I'm out sick. 548 00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:10,994 It's not hard. It's not hard. 549 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,494 All you're gonna do is listen and nod. 550 00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:14,672 Now, if you get in a jam, 551 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,539 you just repeat back what they said 552 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,406 in an empathetic tone. 553 00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:25,533 Shit. 554 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,320 Debbie told you? 555 00:22:27,407 --> 00:22:29,187 Yeah, course she told me. 556 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,166 - Fuck, you okay? - I'm fine. 557 00:22:31,253 --> 00:22:33,321 Debbie thinks you're gonna kill yourself. 558 00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:34,713 I'm fine. 559 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,196 You know, nine stitches, 560 00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:37,961 no concussion, 561 00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:40,492 wrist'll take eight weeks, 562 00:22:40,654 --> 00:22:42,812 but I'll be fine. 563 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:46,047 Why are you in a suit? 564 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,711 Oh, Brad's baby's getting christened. 565 00:22:50,097 --> 00:22:51,401 But, you know, I can skip it. 566 00:22:51,488 --> 00:22:52,734 You know, let's figure this out. 567 00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:53,828 I mean, how deep are you in the hole? 568 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,125 No need. I listed my building. 569 00:22:56,446 --> 00:22:58,586 There's gonna be an open house at 1 p.m. 570 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,743 You don't have to do that, though. 571 00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:02,146 I want to sell it. 572 00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:06,609 Give me that. 573 00:23:14,495 --> 00:23:16,758 So how was Ian 574 00:23:16,953 --> 00:23:18,617 when you dropped him off at prison? 575 00:23:18,704 --> 00:23:19,761 Was he upset? 576 00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:21,448 No. 577 00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:24,195 No, he was okay. 578 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,439 - You know, he stayed strong. - Yeah. 579 00:23:27,526 --> 00:23:30,523 I'm gonna get up there first visiting hours I can. 580 00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:32,723 You got a hell of a good excuse. 581 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,640 All right? He'll be cool. 582 00:23:51,057 --> 00:23:52,197 Debbie. 583 00:23:52,502 --> 00:23:53,596 Who's he? 584 00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:54,977 Farhad. 585 00:23:56,229 --> 00:23:57,438 What's going on? 586 00:23:58,143 --> 00:23:59,228 Nothing. 587 00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:01,859 I just have this giant prick of an asshole 588 00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:03,193 who I'm gonna torture today. 589 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,695 Committed a crime against womanhood 590 00:24:04,782 --> 00:24:07,021 way worse than any of those misogynistic assholes 591 00:24:07,108 --> 00:24:08,676 we hit with welded dicks. 592 00:24:08,776 --> 00:24:11,591 I mean, this guy deserves the fucking works. 593 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:13,381 Was wondering if you wanted to join us, 594 00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:14,896 for old times' sake? 595 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:17,964 What kind of torture we talking? 596 00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:20,356 True, brutal, and unrelenting. 597 00:24:20,494 --> 00:24:22,684 - Can we use power tools? - Hmm! 598 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:32,356 What do you think? Should we start? 599 00:24:32,530 --> 00:24:33,654 Y-yes. 600 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,997 So sorry, Father. 601 00:24:36,672 --> 00:24:38,739 - Brad, Camille... - Thanks for inviting me today. 602 00:24:38,826 --> 00:24:40,974 Yeah. Yeah, man. Worst thing you can do 603 00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:42,997 when you're having a tough time is be alone. 604 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:44,872 Responsibility for his training... 605 00:24:46,623 --> 00:24:48,926 Fuck me, that door is heavy. 606 00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:51,029 Shit. 607 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,178 Hey! 608 00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:53,525 'Sup, Denis? 609 00:24:53,612 --> 00:24:54,984 Oh, yas, queen. 610 00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:57,646 Aunt Gayle, looking good, sister! 611 00:24:57,802 --> 00:24:58,857 You know her? 612 00:24:58,944 --> 00:25:00,229 No, we, um, 613 00:25:00,316 --> 00:25:03,185 hung out at Brad's wedding and we... fucked 614 00:25:03,272 --> 00:25:05,288 - badly. - Oh, shit. 615 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,567 Really, Tami? Twenty minutes late. 616 00:25:07,696 --> 00:25:09,155 Slow your roll, okay? 617 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,561 - There was no parking. - You're the godmother. 618 00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,553 We were about to get my cousin Jennifer to fill in. 619 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,888 Well, I'm here now. 620 00:25:14,975 --> 00:25:16,173 Let's do this. Hi. 621 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,166 Okay, sorry, Father. Please continue. 622 00:25:19,253 --> 00:25:21,692 Uh, Brad, Camille, 623 00:25:21,779 --> 00:25:24,528 you have asked to have your child baptized. 624 00:25:24,737 --> 00:25:26,607 It will be your responsibility... 625 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:28,193 Oh, shit. Wait. 626 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,355 You guys invited Jabby? 627 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,611 - ♪ You got that pressure... ♪ - And if we put a six-foot platform here, 628 00:26:18,698 --> 00:26:19,923 so many people would see it... 629 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:21,006 The foot traffic alone. 630 00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:23,271 A six-foot platform? 631 00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:24,620 That's too much effort. 632 00:26:24,707 --> 00:26:26,719 Can't we just castrate him with Farhad's goat knife? 633 00:26:26,806 --> 00:26:28,502 Or stone him. In Islam, we bury 634 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,149 adulterers in the earth with their heads sticking out, 635 00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:31,805 - and then we stone them. - No. 636 00:26:32,031 --> 00:26:34,021 We really gotta make this one hurt. 637 00:26:34,108 --> 00:26:36,013 Gotta humiliate this motherfucker. 638 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,237 We can do this. 639 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:40,188 We are three skilled laborers! 640 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:41,518 Hands in! 641 00:26:41,605 --> 00:26:42,821 - Go, team! - Go, team. 642 00:26:42,908 --> 00:26:43,877 Okay. 643 00:26:43,964 --> 00:26:45,849 - Go, team. - Yes. 644 00:26:48,779 --> 00:26:50,381 Name the three branches of government. 645 00:26:50,468 --> 00:26:52,658 Pentagon, DMV, cops. 646 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,079 Who was the first American president? 647 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,516 Easy. Lincoln. 648 00:26:55,904 --> 00:26:57,391 Who coined the term "domino effect" 649 00:26:57,478 --> 00:26:59,430 to describe the spread of communism? 650 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,664 Oh, Rovey Wade? 651 00:27:02,612 --> 00:27:04,281 Hey, yo, Gallaghers, 652 00:27:04,488 --> 00:27:06,070 how you doing? 653 00:27:06,681 --> 00:27:08,609 And person I've never seen before. 654 00:27:08,698 --> 00:27:11,589 I'm gonna stash some shit in your basement for a while. 655 00:27:11,676 --> 00:27:12,812 It's a secret 656 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,635 from V, so... 657 00:27:14,722 --> 00:27:16,484 - don't tell V, okay? - Uh, yeah. 658 00:27:16,571 --> 00:27:17,962 Why are you saving baby stuff, though? 659 00:27:18,049 --> 00:27:19,382 Aren't the girls, like, four now? 660 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,854 You shut your mouth, Carl. 661 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,354 Next question. 662 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,839 Who was the first American president 663 00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:26,852 to serve two nonconsecutive terms? 664 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,133 Oh, fuck if I know. 665 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:29,619 Grover Cleveland. 666 00:27:29,706 --> 00:27:31,480 Oh, from Sesame Street? 667 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:33,930 Oh, my God. 668 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,224 I don't understand. 669 00:27:35,311 --> 00:27:37,812 Dr. Jones is just out sick? 670 00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:40,609 Therapists can't do that. 671 00:27:40,696 --> 00:27:43,172 Why not? They get sick, just like us. 672 00:27:43,259 --> 00:27:44,337 Okay, go ahead. 673 00:27:44,424 --> 00:27:46,680 Uh, what's your problem? Tell me quickly. 674 00:27:46,809 --> 00:27:49,218 Sor... s-somewhat quickly. 675 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,664 Not a great week this week. 676 00:27:53,144 --> 00:27:55,229 I couldn't get out of bed yesterday 677 00:27:55,316 --> 00:27:56,493 - because I kept thinking... - Jesus, you too? 678 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,964 What is it with you people? 679 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,156 Get the fuck out of bed. 680 00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:05,721 Well, my ex, Jeremy, 681 00:28:05,808 --> 00:28:08,781 keeps calling me and calling me and calling me, 682 00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:10,532 and I'm trying to have boundaries, 683 00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:13,604 but I also want him to call, which I recognize is crazy. 684 00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:14,756 I just don't know what to do. 685 00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,672 Okay, slow down. That's... that's too fast. 686 00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:18,316 Uh, um, 687 00:28:18,484 --> 00:28:22,463 okay, first of all... Jazmin, you're not crazy. 688 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,131 There are crazy people out there. 689 00:28:24,218 --> 00:28:25,193 Um... 690 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,445 I have bipolar depression. 691 00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:29,258 Ah, that's good. 692 00:28:29,695 --> 00:28:30,757 That's good. 693 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:32,048 Bipolar, yes. 694 00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:33,963 Uh... "bi," 695 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,666 from the Latin meaning "two," 696 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,775 meaning half the time, you're kind of interesting, 697 00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:41,797 and the other half, you're not very interesting at all. 698 00:28:41,884 --> 00:28:44,212 Right now, talking about your ex-boyfriend, 699 00:28:44,299 --> 00:28:45,979 you-you're not very interesting. 700 00:28:47,571 --> 00:28:49,780 Give me your phone. 701 00:28:56,533 --> 00:28:57,586 God. 702 00:28:57,673 --> 00:28:59,891 - Does that feel good or what? - No! 703 00:28:59,978 --> 00:29:01,241 That was the new iPhone... 704 00:29:01,328 --> 00:29:02,359 NYP. 705 00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:04,126 That's it. Not your problem. 706 00:29:04,213 --> 00:29:06,662 Get a new phone number so he can't call you anymore. 707 00:29:06,821 --> 00:29:08,567 Get a more flattering haircut. 708 00:29:08,654 --> 00:29:10,672 Stop walking around like a sorry sack of shit. 709 00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:11,714 End this now. 710 00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:13,340 You gotta finish it. 711 00:29:13,427 --> 00:29:16,355 - NYP. - Finish it now. 712 00:29:16,447 --> 00:29:18,100 Not my problem. 713 00:29:19,345 --> 00:29:20,405 Wow. 714 00:29:20,556 --> 00:29:22,577 Thank you, Doctor. 715 00:29:29,697 --> 00:29:32,327 What the hell, Gallagher? Is your phone broken? 716 00:29:32,696 --> 00:29:34,843 Holy shit. What happened to your face? 717 00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:37,173 I'm fine. Just a little hit-and-run. 718 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:39,069 God, that looks... 719 00:29:39,156 --> 00:29:40,342 terrible. 720 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,243 Like, my brain is rejecting 721 00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,714 that an otherwise very hot girl can look this bad. 722 00:29:44,801 --> 00:29:46,530 Anyway, I'm late for my spin class, 723 00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:48,881 and your PayPal didn't come through, girl. 724 00:29:49,244 --> 00:29:50,276 Yeah, I... 725 00:29:50,363 --> 00:29:52,545 Tacky to make me come find you. 726 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:53,946 Selling this place? 727 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,813 Yeah, sorry. I've just been swamped, 728 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:58,023 and I was in the hospital most of the day yesterday... 729 00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:59,131 Totally get it. No bigs. 730 00:29:59,218 --> 00:30:01,515 Just PayPal me right now. 731 00:30:01,602 --> 00:30:04,905 I'm @maxwhitfordsaysyas. 732 00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:07,275 Y-A-S. 733 00:30:08,065 --> 00:30:09,639 Do you not have the app? 734 00:30:11,321 --> 00:30:13,480 I don't have the $25K. 735 00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:16,374 You don't have $25K? 736 00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:19,670 Who doesn't have $25K? 737 00:30:20,681 --> 00:30:22,579 - Me? - All right, 738 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:23,999 so borrow it against your portfolio. 739 00:30:24,086 --> 00:30:25,366 Call your guy. 740 00:30:25,853 --> 00:30:28,501 I don't have a guy, Max, 741 00:30:28,588 --> 00:30:29,999 and I got rejected for a loan. 742 00:30:30,086 --> 00:30:31,193 I got nothing. 743 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,561 What about your other properties and investments? 744 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,742 Anything liquid you can unload? 745 00:30:38,214 --> 00:30:39,212 Oh. 746 00:30:39,299 --> 00:30:41,218 Oh, you overleveraged? 747 00:30:44,502 --> 00:30:45,797 You told everybody you could swim, 748 00:30:45,884 --> 00:30:47,355 and now you're drowning? 749 00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:52,062 Yeah, going down like the fucking Titanic. 750 00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:53,908 Oh. 751 00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:57,295 You got anybody you can call? 752 00:30:57,737 --> 00:30:59,710 Uncle, mom, something? 753 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,022 Nobody in my life has that kind of money. 754 00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:05,521 That's why I'm selling this place. 755 00:31:07,946 --> 00:31:09,506 Even if I could, 756 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:12,218 you just... you're not gonna clear 25 large 757 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:13,616 in a couple days. 758 00:31:13,853 --> 00:31:15,006 Come on, 759 00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:18,204 buyer will need to do due diligence and inspections 760 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,601 and probably try to back out at the end of escrow, 761 00:31:20,688 --> 00:31:23,118 try to fuck you with a lowball offer last-minute. 762 00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:24,570 I mean, you're not gonna have cash in hand 763 00:31:24,657 --> 00:31:26,491 for at least 90 days. 764 00:31:28,431 --> 00:31:29,896 Who's your listing agent? 765 00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:32,924 I can't afford you, Max. 766 00:31:33,011 --> 00:31:34,944 Maybe I waive my commission for you. 767 00:31:37,455 --> 00:31:38,539 You'd do that? 768 00:31:38,626 --> 00:31:39,908 Yeah. 769 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:43,615 I am not as big an asshole as you think I am. 770 00:31:44,228 --> 00:31:45,488 Come on. 771 00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:48,508 Pour me some warm chard 772 00:31:48,595 --> 00:31:49,798 and roll out the tour. 773 00:31:49,885 --> 00:31:51,554 I might have a couple possible buyers 774 00:31:51,641 --> 00:31:53,249 interested in a quick sale. 775 00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:57,286 Okay. 776 00:31:57,446 --> 00:31:59,094 My new chosen career. 777 00:31:59,181 --> 00:32:00,748 - I know. I think you might be really - You never can tell. 778 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,288 - Good at it. - You headed over to First Monday? 779 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:04,313 Jesus Christ, Randy! 780 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,298 We're gonna have to put a cowbell on you. 781 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:08,859 Ingy, First Monday. You haven't forgotten, have you? 782 00:32:08,946 --> 00:32:10,835 No, no, we have not forgotten First Monday. 783 00:32:10,922 --> 00:32:13,508 We're gonna definitely be there... Frank and I. 784 00:32:13,595 --> 00:32:16,186 Bet your ass we're gonna be at... First Monday. 785 00:32:16,273 --> 00:32:18,210 Good. We'll see you there. 786 00:32:18,297 --> 00:32:19,631 First what? 787 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:21,750 Oh, all the therapists in this building 788 00:32:21,837 --> 00:32:23,795 get together on the first Monday of every month. 789 00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:25,053 - Mm. - It's usually, uh, 790 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,957 somebody's birthday or... 791 00:32:27,044 --> 00:32:29,560 You know, it'll be quick. We'll just make an appearance. 792 00:32:29,691 --> 00:32:31,515 Motherfucker! 793 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:32,931 What? What happ... what? 794 00:32:33,113 --> 00:32:34,935 Are you all right? 795 00:32:35,149 --> 00:32:36,711 Yeah, lock got stuck. 796 00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:39,068 I just got frustrated. You ready? 797 00:32:42,031 --> 00:32:43,819 Jabby! 798 00:32:43,906 --> 00:32:44,897 Hey! 799 00:32:44,984 --> 00:32:46,060 I was hoping you'd be here. 800 00:32:46,147 --> 00:32:47,366 I've been having a lot 801 00:32:47,453 --> 00:32:48,866 of really great sex recently. 802 00:32:48,953 --> 00:32:50,209 - Uh-huh. - Let's go bang one out, 803 00:32:50,296 --> 00:32:51,875 get my average back in the shitter, where it belongs. 804 00:32:51,962 --> 00:32:53,364 Yeah, you know, I could use some fresh puke 805 00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:55,381 on my shoes, so that'll be good. 806 00:32:55,468 --> 00:32:56,646 Who's this guy? 807 00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:58,286 Jason, this is Tami. 808 00:32:58,373 --> 00:33:00,271 Tami, this is my friend Jason. 809 00:33:00,398 --> 00:33:01,797 Lip's my sponsor. 810 00:33:01,884 --> 00:33:03,363 Sponsor? 811 00:33:03,703 --> 00:33:05,229 At, uh, AA. 812 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,771 Alcoholics Anonymous. 813 00:33:06,858 --> 00:33:08,465 So you're at this sober? 814 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,858 Yeah. It's nice, right? 815 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,145 It's good juice. 816 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,775 I mixed apple and cran. 817 00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:15,663 What, do you collect weird sidekicks? 818 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,333 What happened to the last one, that little girl with the Afro? 819 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:20,113 - Her mother took her back. - Hmm. 820 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,661 Yeah, running theme today. 821 00:33:21,748 --> 00:33:23,218 Lost my baby too. 822 00:33:25,113 --> 00:33:26,492 All right. 823 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,375 Okay. 824 00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:31,450 Any of you kids wanna do something fun 825 00:33:31,537 --> 00:33:33,013 with your Auntie Tami? 826 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,650 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah. 827 00:33:34,737 --> 00:33:37,293 Okay, well, who's never smoked a cigarette before? 828 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,881 - Me! - Oh, you haven't? 829 00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:40,420 Okay, well, the first one's the hardest, 830 00:33:40,507 --> 00:33:41,714 but you guys are gonna be great. Come on. 831 00:33:41,801 --> 00:33:44,161 Follow me. Follow your Auntie Tami. 832 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,708 Well, if you had the time, 833 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:51,038 you could probably get $425K for it. 834 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,309 That's what I was thinking. 835 00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:55,700 But it would cost you $40K in closing costs, 836 00:33:55,787 --> 00:33:57,609 plus 120-day escrow, 837 00:33:57,696 --> 00:33:59,621 and you don't have that kind of time. 838 00:34:01,654 --> 00:34:03,104 How much is your mortgage? 839 00:34:03,191 --> 00:34:04,575 I've got two. 840 00:34:04,662 --> 00:34:05,663 One is... 841 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,114 What's the total? 842 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:10,164 $292,000. 843 00:34:11,071 --> 00:34:12,414 All right. 844 00:34:13,047 --> 00:34:15,372 I'll give you $292,000 for it. 845 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:19,317 - Wait, you want to buy it? - Yeah. 846 00:34:19,404 --> 00:34:22,253 I'll take it off your hands today, in cash, as is, 847 00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,725 no inspections, close in 30 days. 848 00:34:24,821 --> 00:34:27,104 Could pay off your mortgages and walk away. 849 00:34:28,632 --> 00:34:30,151 And I'll take care of the $25K 850 00:34:30,238 --> 00:34:32,723 you owe the partnership so you don't default, but... 851 00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:35,669 I'm gonna charge you interest on that. 852 00:34:35,904 --> 00:34:38,731 But that-that'll leave me with nothing, Max. 853 00:34:39,531 --> 00:34:41,918 It'll leave you with your credit intact, 854 00:34:42,612 --> 00:34:44,851 and you didn't get foreclosed on. 855 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:49,937 You're pretty, but I'm not a charity. 856 00:35:01,383 --> 00:35:03,107 ♪ Baby, I just flew in ♪ 857 00:35:03,194 --> 00:35:05,638 ♪ Tell me what you're doing... ♪ 858 00:35:07,086 --> 00:35:08,938 Wow. 859 00:35:10,078 --> 00:35:12,035 What's all this? 860 00:35:12,658 --> 00:35:15,444 I just love and appreciate my beautiful wife, 861 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,623 the mother to my wonderful children, 862 00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:19,497 and I thought you might like some food 863 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,313 that's slightly... 864 00:35:21,515 --> 00:35:23,146 aphrodisiac-y. 865 00:35:24,804 --> 00:35:26,296 Did you cheat on me? 866 00:35:26,446 --> 00:35:27,484 No. 867 00:35:27,571 --> 00:35:29,348 But I did get you a gift. 868 00:35:33,727 --> 00:35:36,332 I like the shape of the box. Jewelry? 869 00:35:37,257 --> 00:35:38,446 Better. 870 00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:42,646 For our future baby. 871 00:35:42,882 --> 00:35:44,151 Our what now? 872 00:35:44,238 --> 00:35:45,950 We should have another baby, V. 873 00:35:46,037 --> 00:35:47,725 We always talk, we're gonna have 874 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,263 this conversation down the line, 875 00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:51,063 and down the line is today. 876 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:53,146 I want another baby. 877 00:36:02,281 --> 00:36:03,488 Yay. 878 00:36:05,071 --> 00:36:07,387 Hooray? Say something. 879 00:36:08,479 --> 00:36:10,145 So much to say. 880 00:36:11,984 --> 00:36:14,889 No. Hell no. Over my dead damn body. 881 00:36:14,976 --> 00:36:16,700 You think I'm fucking getting pregnant again? 882 00:36:16,787 --> 00:36:18,075 You said that we were gonna have 883 00:36:18,162 --> 00:36:19,725 this conversation down the line. 884 00:36:19,812 --> 00:36:21,598 That's what women say when they mean no. 885 00:36:21,685 --> 00:36:23,168 Down the line, no. 886 00:36:23,421 --> 00:36:25,355 But babies, V. 887 00:36:25,797 --> 00:36:29,110 Baby tushies and-and-and-and baby toesies, 888 00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:32,324 baby mullets and baby fat rolls. 889 00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:35,092 You honestly don't feel anything 890 00:36:35,179 --> 00:36:36,729 when you look at this? 891 00:36:36,936 --> 00:36:39,115 I feel grateful for our two beautiful girls 892 00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:40,184 that we can't put in day care 893 00:36:40,271 --> 00:36:41,853 without committing identity fraud 894 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,714 and making them be the same damn person. 895 00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,465 We're too broke to have more kids. 896 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,173 Yes, yes, okay, 897 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,612 but look. 898 00:36:49,699 --> 00:36:53,269 I will do everything. 899 00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:57,290 You just have to be inconvenienced for nine months. 900 00:36:57,446 --> 00:36:58,972 Inconvenienced? 901 00:36:59,196 --> 00:37:02,051 No, Kev. N to the fucking O. 902 00:37:13,855 --> 00:37:15,988 So how long as she been awake, Frank? 903 00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:19,480 Thirty-six, 38 hours. 904 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,098 There's a woman wearing plastic bags, 905 00:37:22,185 --> 00:37:24,521 and no one's talking about it. 906 00:37:24,765 --> 00:37:26,631 It's gonna get really bad really soon... 907 00:37:26,718 --> 00:37:27,797 You know, her symptoms. 908 00:37:27,884 --> 00:37:30,474 I can handle the symptoms, Randy. 909 00:37:30,561 --> 00:37:32,854 Listen, no. Not like this, Frank. 910 00:37:33,397 --> 00:37:35,115 Manic adulations, 911 00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:37,521 violent delusions, insomnia. 912 00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:40,827 Self-harm. 913 00:37:41,366 --> 00:37:43,075 You won't understand her diagnosis, 914 00:37:43,162 --> 00:37:44,381 but in layman's terms, 915 00:37:44,468 --> 00:37:46,979 she's batshit crazy. Look at this. 916 00:37:47,113 --> 00:37:50,629 She's stabbed me 14 times over the years. 917 00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:52,879 Every time, she was off her meds. 918 00:37:53,629 --> 00:37:55,583 The switch will go off soon, 919 00:37:56,328 --> 00:37:58,466 and when it does, you won't know what hit you. 920 00:37:58,696 --> 00:38:00,537 Thank you for the FYI, 921 00:38:00,624 --> 00:38:02,104 but I'm a pro. 922 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,505 Well, I wouldn't let myself fall asleep if I were you. 923 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,057 Be safe, all right? 924 00:38:23,786 --> 00:38:26,188 Your super-sad friend had to go, Jabby? 925 00:38:26,411 --> 00:38:28,382 Yeah, he's, uh, headed off to a meeting. 926 00:38:28,896 --> 00:38:30,521 Come smoke with me. 927 00:38:35,154 --> 00:38:37,393 - There you go. - Thanks. 928 00:38:49,274 --> 00:38:51,138 My family is a lot. 929 00:38:51,571 --> 00:38:53,438 I can't believe you're here voluntarily. 930 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,810 Ah, you want to see a lot? 931 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,741 Swing by the Gallagher house sometime. 932 00:39:00,217 --> 00:39:02,476 So last time I saw you, 933 00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:05,122 you asked me to dinner. That offer still good? 934 00:39:06,754 --> 00:39:08,328 What, you want to go on a date now? 935 00:39:08,477 --> 00:39:09,525 Guess so. 936 00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:12,146 Fuck me. I mean, I must be really hard up. 937 00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:15,521 Come on. I know a great place, loser. 938 00:39:15,828 --> 00:39:17,489 You're driving. 939 00:39:51,862 --> 00:39:54,104 Come on, Rusty. Let's roll. 940 00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:00,388 Come on. 941 00:40:11,141 --> 00:40:12,731 Come on, Rusty. Let's go. 942 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,786 What's the matter? 943 00:40:22,649 --> 00:40:24,036 You don't wanna leave? 944 00:40:51,071 --> 00:40:52,430 Ingy? 945 00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:54,130 Motherfucker! 946 00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:55,849 I fell asleep. 947 00:41:01,438 --> 00:41:02,641 Hey. 948 00:41:03,113 --> 00:41:04,435 - What's up? - Hey. 949 00:41:04,627 --> 00:41:06,653 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 950 00:41:07,572 --> 00:41:09,694 I'm just, um, reorganizing my books 951 00:41:09,781 --> 00:41:11,076 by years of publication 952 00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:13,133 whi-whi-while learning Italian. 953 00:41:13,321 --> 00:41:17,593 Speaking Italian... 954 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,922 Neat. I-I heard a, uh... 955 00:41:20,029 --> 00:41:21,841 A big crash in here. Did something break? 956 00:41:21,928 --> 00:41:23,351 - Oh, no, no, no. - No? 957 00:41:23,438 --> 00:41:25,685 No, I, uh... I made a snack over there, 958 00:41:25,772 --> 00:41:28,188 if-if that's to which you are referring. 959 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:30,695 Uh... 960 00:41:30,936 --> 00:41:33,121 maybe it's time for us to get some shuteye. 961 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,215 Oh, no, no, no, no. 962 00:41:34,302 --> 00:41:36,115 I c... I can't abandon my project. 963 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,506 That is a fool's game. 964 00:41:37,593 --> 00:41:39,544 Winners finish projects. 965 00:41:39,862 --> 00:41:41,480 Honey, do you feel all right? 966 00:41:41,578 --> 00:41:43,809 You know, I made a savory snack. 967 00:41:43,896 --> 00:41:47,041 A nice big piece of Brie with some crackers. 968 00:41:47,128 --> 00:41:48,810 You want some? 969 00:41:48,988 --> 00:41:52,188 Uh, I'm okay, but thanks. 970 00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:58,765 Eat the Brie. 971 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,116 So one older, two younger. 972 00:42:03,203 --> 00:42:04,921 I'm the almost-middle. 973 00:42:05,008 --> 00:42:06,880 Someone's got to be the problem child, right? 974 00:42:06,968 --> 00:42:08,584 Are you that one in your family? 975 00:42:08,711 --> 00:42:11,419 All Gallaghers are problem children. 976 00:42:12,374 --> 00:42:14,208 This is spicy as hell. 977 00:42:14,321 --> 00:42:16,841 I told you. Arturo knows what's up. 978 00:42:16,928 --> 00:42:18,016 Yeah. 979 00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:20,500 Anyway, 980 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,714 that's what I like about doing hair. 981 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,747 You can change it. Grows back. 982 00:42:25,071 --> 00:42:26,997 Hair is never the problem child. 983 00:42:28,405 --> 00:42:29,653 You got a job? 984 00:42:29,988 --> 00:42:31,679 Yeah, I, uh, fix bikes. 985 00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:32,927 You know, over at Born Free. 986 00:42:33,014 --> 00:42:35,316 - Mm, that's right, with Brad. - Yeah. 987 00:42:35,581 --> 00:42:37,539 You know I totally thought he was gay when I first met him? 988 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:39,305 Actually, I did too. 989 00:42:39,773 --> 00:42:40,939 Mm. 990 00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:45,327 B-T-dubs, all the women in my family 991 00:42:45,414 --> 00:42:47,606 die of ovarian cancer by the time they're 50, 992 00:42:47,748 --> 00:42:50,122 so I'm only on this Earth for another 25 years or so. 993 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,226 Oh. 994 00:42:51,313 --> 00:42:53,714 That's a pretty intense first date factoid. 995 00:42:53,801 --> 00:42:56,188 Well, gotta take life by the balls. 996 00:42:56,305 --> 00:42:57,485 I agree. 997 00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:03,010 Want to try and fuck me properly this time? 998 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,135 - What, like now? - Yeah. 999 00:43:07,248 --> 00:43:08,506 Yeah. 1000 00:43:21,734 --> 00:43:23,031 Ugh. 1001 00:43:32,149 --> 00:43:33,488 Mm. 1002 00:43:33,922 --> 00:43:35,031 Cheers. 1003 00:44:02,654 --> 00:44:03,716 We did it. 1004 00:44:03,803 --> 00:44:04,941 Crushed it. 1005 00:44:05,028 --> 00:44:06,379 Such craftsmanship. 1006 00:44:06,466 --> 00:44:08,199 Shall we add the cherry on top? 1007 00:44:08,286 --> 00:44:09,881 - Oh, yeah. - Got the Taser right here. 1008 00:44:09,968 --> 00:44:11,521 I got the pulley. 1009 00:44:20,005 --> 00:44:21,405 Fucking A. 1010 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,174 Let's roll. 1011 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,672 So there's a loophole for West Point. 1012 00:44:25,759 --> 00:44:27,151 It's there in the fine print. 1013 00:44:27,238 --> 00:44:28,792 If your academics are not up to snuff, 1014 00:44:28,879 --> 00:44:30,109 you can submit a personal statement 1015 00:44:30,196 --> 00:44:31,392 explaining that you've had hardships 1016 00:44:31,479 --> 00:44:32,937 in the classroom or at home. 1017 00:44:33,024 --> 00:44:34,166 Kelly, I'm tired. 1018 00:44:34,253 --> 00:44:35,696 Okay, what's been difficult about your life? 1019 00:44:35,783 --> 00:44:37,321 Just ballpark. 1020 00:44:37,617 --> 00:44:40,354 Was growing up on the South Side rough? 1021 00:44:40,441 --> 00:44:41,618 No, it's awesome here. 1022 00:44:41,705 --> 00:44:44,229 Come on, Carl, try. I want you to get in. 1023 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:45,540 - Why? - Because I want my boyfriend 1024 00:44:45,627 --> 00:44:46,923 to be West Point, Cadet. 1025 00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:48,641 Wait, I'm your boyfriend? 1026 00:44:49,622 --> 00:44:50,894 Gross. 1027 00:44:51,326 --> 00:44:52,746 Yes. 1028 00:44:53,661 --> 00:44:56,276 So this is called the Adverse Childhood Experience Study. 1029 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,909 All you have to do is answer yes or no, 1030 00:44:57,996 --> 00:44:59,089 and you get a point for every fucked-up thing 1031 00:44:59,176 --> 00:45:00,687 that you've lived through. 1032 00:45:00,855 --> 00:45:02,105 Okay. 1033 00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:03,903 Before your 18th birthday, 1034 00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:05,728 did a parent or other adult in the household 1035 00:45:05,815 --> 00:45:09,048 often or very often swear at you, insult you, 1036 00:45:09,135 --> 00:45:11,563 put you down, or humiliate you? 1037 00:45:11,973 --> 00:45:13,042 Yes. 1038 00:45:13,129 --> 00:45:14,204 Oh, which one? 1039 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:15,441 All four. 1040 00:45:15,769 --> 00:45:17,215 That's four points, Carl. 1041 00:45:17,302 --> 00:45:19,438 Finally, a test he does well on. 1042 00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:21,761 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1043 00:45:21,848 --> 00:45:23,845 did you live with anyone who was a problem drinker, 1044 00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:25,813 alcoholic, or used street drugs? 1045 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,214 Yes. Also, I abused 1046 00:45:28,301 --> 00:45:30,229 and sold street drugs myself. 1047 00:45:30,970 --> 00:45:32,067 Wow. 1048 00:45:32,154 --> 00:45:34,281 Okay, great. That's two points. 1049 00:45:34,368 --> 00:45:35,964 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1050 00:45:36,051 --> 00:45:38,381 was a biological parent ever lost to you 1051 00:45:38,468 --> 00:45:41,108 through divorce, abandonment, or death? 1052 00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:42,729 Yeah, all three. 1053 00:45:43,886 --> 00:45:46,567 Carl, you've had tremendous hardships! 1054 00:45:46,654 --> 00:45:49,114 We-we can write the shit out of this personal essay! 1055 00:45:49,201 --> 00:45:51,092 They're gonna beg you to go to West Point. 1056 00:45:51,179 --> 00:45:53,638 Oh, and I also microwaved a bunny once too. 1057 00:45:54,407 --> 00:45:55,737 Excellent. 1058 00:46:03,292 --> 00:46:04,792 Almo... 1059 00:46:05,612 --> 00:46:08,156 - V... - Ah! 1060 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,363 So? 1061 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,316 Eh. 1062 00:46:31,510 --> 00:46:33,034 "Eh"? 1063 00:46:33,783 --> 00:46:35,323 Like, a... 1064 00:46:35,533 --> 00:46:37,775 - six out of ten. - What? 1065 00:46:38,557 --> 00:46:40,721 I-I need a breakdown of that scorecard. 1066 00:46:40,808 --> 00:46:42,923 I mean, where-where did I lose points on this? 1067 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,736 Well, it wasn't jabby, 1068 00:46:45,823 --> 00:46:48,562 per se, but it was fairly thrust-y. 1069 00:46:49,261 --> 00:46:51,617 - What? - Thrust, 1070 00:46:51,745 --> 00:46:54,049 thrust, thrust. You have to rotate. 1071 00:46:54,136 --> 00:46:56,071 Yeah, well, I'd do a hell of a lot better 1072 00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:57,567 if we were in an actual bed. 1073 00:46:57,654 --> 00:47:00,173 I mean, this is, what, the smallest car in America? 1074 00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:02,047 I mean, I'm cramping up. 1075 00:47:02,425 --> 00:47:04,791 Did the cavemen have beds? No. 1076 00:47:05,386 --> 00:47:06,650 Did Tarzan? 1077 00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:08,377 Did that pro surfer I dated? 1078 00:47:08,464 --> 00:47:09,687 All right, that's it. 1079 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:11,229 That's it. We're going again, 1080 00:47:11,316 --> 00:47:13,103 all right, and I'm not letting you 1081 00:47:13,190 --> 00:47:14,812 out of this car until I get a ten. 1082 00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:16,244 This is my car, punk. 1083 00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:18,063 Hey, I don't care how long this takes. 1084 00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:20,359 Okay, well, wake me when it's over. 1085 00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:22,136 All right. 1086 00:47:22,245 --> 00:47:25,203 Oh, God. Oh! 1087 00:47:26,682 --> 00:47:29,775 Evening, my nightcap-swigging brethren. 1088 00:47:29,862 --> 00:47:31,797 I'll take a Jamie, double-double. 1089 00:47:31,884 --> 00:47:34,078 Heavy, heavy pour. 1090 00:47:36,612 --> 00:47:38,195 Rocks or neat? 1091 00:47:38,307 --> 00:47:40,711 Well, Jesus, when you say it like that, neither. 1092 00:47:40,798 --> 00:47:41,964 What's wrong with you? 1093 00:47:42,051 --> 00:47:43,506 Troubles with the lady. 1094 00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:46,109 Oh, yeah? Me too, Kev. 1095 00:47:46,623 --> 00:47:48,469 Since when do you have a lady, Frank? 1096 00:47:48,556 --> 00:47:51,445 Well, it's fairly recent, but we're going strong. 1097 00:47:51,664 --> 00:47:54,916 She does run a bit hot in terms of mental illness, 1098 00:47:55,003 --> 00:47:56,875 so I had to step out, take some me time 1099 00:47:56,962 --> 00:47:59,781 while she gets her fire danger level 1100 00:47:59,885 --> 00:48:02,101 from "catastrophic" to "low-moderate," 1101 00:48:02,362 --> 00:48:03,979 but damn... 1102 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:05,567 her blaze 1103 00:48:05,654 --> 00:48:08,773 is a glorious thing to behold. 1104 00:48:09,347 --> 00:48:10,979 You didn't answer me, so... 1105 00:48:11,683 --> 00:48:13,203 I made it neat. 1106 00:48:15,779 --> 00:48:18,015 Haven't seen him like this since that... 1107 00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:20,899 sports team lost the thing I don't care about. 1108 00:48:20,986 --> 00:48:23,187 - Yeah,. - He wants another baby. 1109 00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:25,234 But V said no, shut him down. 1110 00:48:25,321 --> 00:48:26,875 Hey, Kev, I can get you another baby. 1111 00:48:26,962 --> 00:48:28,539 What are you willing to spend? 1112 00:48:28,651 --> 00:48:29,734 What? 1113 00:48:29,821 --> 00:48:31,839 There's always an extra Gallagher at my house. 1114 00:48:31,926 --> 00:48:33,396 Give you two for one. 1115 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:36,625 You know what, Frank? 1116 00:48:41,071 --> 00:48:43,937 God, I'm so sad, I can't even tell off Frank. 1117 00:48:54,594 --> 00:48:57,515 Wow, you actually came back. 1118 00:48:57,722 --> 00:48:59,641 What do you mean? Of course I came back. 1119 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,215 What the hell happened to her? 1120 00:49:01,302 --> 00:49:02,756 Thorazine. Had to be done. 1121 00:49:02,843 --> 00:49:05,714 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1122 00:49:05,801 --> 00:49:06,988 Ingrid! 1123 00:49:07,128 --> 00:49:08,987 Ingrid, are you there? 1124 00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,362 - Hello. - I had to dose her, 1125 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,727 Frank. She was a danger to herself. 1126 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:14,298 Come on. No, babe, come on. 1127 00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:16,469 Let's go take a cold shower. 1128 00:49:16,556 --> 00:49:17,720 Come on. 1129 00:49:17,807 --> 00:49:20,341 Frank, Frank. You came back. 1130 00:49:20,488 --> 00:49:22,485 You're better than most, I'll give you that, 1131 00:49:22,572 --> 00:49:24,063 but you can clock out now. 1132 00:49:24,167 --> 00:49:26,193 Thorazine's gonna level her out. 1133 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,805 She's not gonna remember most of this, 1134 00:49:27,892 --> 00:49:28,852 which is for the best. 1135 00:49:28,939 --> 00:49:31,501 How is it for the best, Randy? 1136 00:49:31,588 --> 00:49:32,903 She's drooling. 1137 00:49:32,990 --> 00:49:35,916 Frank, 19 years, I've been with this woman. 1138 00:49:36,003 --> 00:49:38,901 The only thing more constant than this happening 1139 00:49:38,988 --> 00:49:42,021 is me being there at the end of it to pick her up. 1140 00:49:43,003 --> 00:49:44,911 So you can clock out now. 1141 00:49:55,397 --> 00:49:56,547 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1142 00:49:56,634 --> 00:49:58,151 ♪ You're so electric ♪ 1143 00:49:58,238 --> 00:49:59,381 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1144 00:49:59,468 --> 00:50:01,234 ♪ I'm gonna get it ♪ 1145 00:50:01,321 --> 00:50:02,423 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1146 00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:04,089 ♪ You're so electric ♪ 1147 00:50:04,176 --> 00:50:07,026 ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 1148 00:50:07,113 --> 00:50:08,589 ♪ I am who I wanna be ♪ 1149 00:50:08,676 --> 00:50:12,109 ♪ Who I wanna be, who I wanna be ♪ 1150 00:50:12,196 --> 00:50:15,812 ♪ I am moving to the beat, moving to the beat... ♪ 1151 00:50:15,899 --> 00:50:17,527 Hi, Carl! 1152 00:50:17,675 --> 00:50:19,753 Hi, Liam! 1153 00:50:19,844 --> 00:50:23,197 Hi, stranger! Oh! Stranger danger! 1154 00:50:23,284 --> 00:50:24,587 You've met her before. This is Kelly. 1155 00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:25,930 What the hell are you doing? 1156 00:50:26,017 --> 00:50:29,815 I'm throwing myself a little welcome-home party. 1157 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,423 Wait, you're moving back in? 1158 00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:33,446 - She's back? - Guess so. 1159 00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:36,618 Try to get this fucking beef 1160 00:50:36,705 --> 00:50:38,055 in the oven. 1161 00:50:38,530 --> 00:50:40,484 You gotta get in there, beef! 1162 00:50:40,696 --> 00:50:41,881 Get in there. 1163 00:50:41,968 --> 00:50:43,154 Oh, God. 1164 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,271 Just... gah. 1165 00:50:45,521 --> 00:50:47,646 - ♪ I am who I wanna be ♪ - Whoo! 1166 00:50:47,733 --> 00:50:50,448 ♪ Who I wanna be, who I wanna be ♪ 1167 00:50:50,779 --> 00:50:52,862 - ♪ I am moving to the beat... ♪ - Hey, guys. 1168 00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:54,410 ♪ I am moving to the beat... ♪ 1169 00:50:54,497 --> 00:50:55,956 Turn that off. 1170 00:50:56,162 --> 00:50:57,935 No, put my song on! 1171 00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:00,193 Come follow me. Farhad's waiting outside. 1172 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,003 I have a surprise for you, Fiona. 1173 00:51:02,654 --> 00:51:04,480 Kelly, you watch Franny. 1174 00:51:04,616 --> 00:51:06,027 Come on, guys! 1175 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,128 I looked at the damn sock. 1176 00:51:25,319 --> 00:51:26,678 And? 1177 00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:28,202 And... 1178 00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:30,355 I don't want to have another baby. 1179 00:51:30,442 --> 00:51:31,609 I just don't. 1180 00:51:31,696 --> 00:51:34,104 Physically, I don't want to do it, Kev. 1181 00:51:35,436 --> 00:51:38,698 But I love you. 1182 00:51:40,486 --> 00:51:44,175 And if you want to talk about adopting a newborn, 1183 00:51:44,365 --> 00:51:46,042 we can discuss it. 1184 00:51:47,684 --> 00:51:49,989 Yeah, down the line. 1185 00:51:50,076 --> 00:51:51,631 No, now. 1186 00:51:52,148 --> 00:51:54,745 I'm a yes. If you want to look into it, 1187 00:51:55,577 --> 00:51:57,029 I'm a yes. 1188 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:00,966 Really? 1189 00:52:07,297 --> 00:52:08,688 Really? 1190 00:52:12,019 --> 00:52:13,714 ♪ I wonder where I'll be... ♪ 1191 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:15,469 We're gonna have a baby? 1192 00:52:15,597 --> 00:52:17,229 Not really. 1193 00:52:20,446 --> 00:52:23,854 ♪ I wonder where I'll be going... ♪ 1194 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,984 Really not gonna drive me home, huh? 1195 00:52:26,071 --> 00:52:28,358 What, you think just 'cause you got a 9.5, 1196 00:52:28,445 --> 00:52:29,951 I'm driving your ass to the South Side? 1197 00:52:30,038 --> 00:52:31,085 Fair enough. 1198 00:52:31,172 --> 00:52:32,419 You know, I haven't fucked that much 1199 00:52:32,506 --> 00:52:33,874 since seventh grade summer camp. 1200 00:52:33,961 --> 00:52:36,037 I'm definitely gonna have a yeast infection tomorrow. 1201 00:52:36,124 --> 00:52:38,474 Well, when that clears up, you wanna do this again? 1202 00:52:38,561 --> 00:52:39,610 Yeah. 1203 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:41,972 I'll bring you the Monistat receipts for reimbursement. 1204 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,802 And maybe get some cranberry juice too. 1205 00:52:43,889 --> 00:52:46,052 That's for UTis, dumbass. 1206 00:52:50,805 --> 00:52:52,075 Don't call me. 1207 00:52:52,196 --> 00:52:53,872 Yeah, already forgot your name. 1208 00:53:09,196 --> 00:53:11,114 Sleep well, my love. 1209 00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:13,552 Sleep better than well, 1210 00:53:13,639 --> 00:53:15,258 my peach. 1211 00:53:19,852 --> 00:53:21,435 Do you drink, Randy? 1212 00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,480 From time to time, sure. 1213 00:53:25,446 --> 00:53:26,775 Must be tough 1214 00:53:26,862 --> 00:53:29,038 being her self-appointed caretaker 1215 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,310 all the time, huh? 1216 00:53:30,397 --> 00:53:31,602 Sometimes, 1217 00:53:32,055 --> 00:53:34,063 but it defines my life. 1218 00:53:34,649 --> 00:53:36,983 - "Defines my life"? - Yeah. 1219 00:53:37,070 --> 00:53:39,122 Say some more about that. 1220 00:53:40,488 --> 00:53:41,981 I live next to her, 1221 00:53:42,154 --> 00:53:44,208 work next to her, protect her. 1222 00:53:44,295 --> 00:53:47,847 I mean... that's a lot. Thank you. 1223 00:53:49,508 --> 00:53:51,173 But love is love. 1224 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:53,577 Love is love, yes. 1225 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,865 You think Ingrid wants you 1226 00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:57,545 to live your life the way you are, 1227 00:53:57,632 --> 00:53:58,795 entirely about her? 1228 00:53:58,882 --> 00:54:00,304 - Probably not. - Mm. 1229 00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:01,465 But what can I do? 1230 00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:04,294 What can you do? 1231 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:08,670 And yet you know what I see when I look at you, Ran? 1232 00:54:08,757 --> 00:54:10,944 I see a strong, 1233 00:54:11,031 --> 00:54:14,271 bold, beautiful man who needs a break. 1234 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,804 - Really? - You're not meant 1235 00:54:18,891 --> 00:54:21,037 to be cooped up, dispensing drugs all day. 1236 00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:22,729 You need some you time. 1237 00:54:24,039 --> 00:54:26,631 - Ingrid needs me. - Don't worry about her for a second. 1238 00:54:26,718 --> 00:54:28,677 What do you want, Randy? 1239 00:54:31,571 --> 00:54:33,356 Ah, hah! Wow. 1240 00:54:33,703 --> 00:54:35,802 What does Randy want? 1241 00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:44,083 I want to see Mount Fuji, Frank. 1242 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,828 I do. 1243 00:54:46,779 --> 00:54:49,318 Then you get your goddamn phone 1244 00:54:49,405 --> 00:54:51,591 right now and book a flight. 1245 00:54:51,678 --> 00:54:53,060 You earned it. 1246 00:54:55,113 --> 00:54:56,969 - I have? - Don't you think Ingrid 1247 00:54:57,056 --> 00:54:58,960 wants you to live your life? 1248 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,862 Yeah. 1249 00:55:04,188 --> 00:55:05,355 Yeah. 1250 00:55:05,690 --> 00:55:07,113 Yeah. 1251 00:55:07,323 --> 00:55:09,921 Okay. You're right. 1252 00:55:10,612 --> 00:55:12,171 God, you're right. 1253 00:55:12,439 --> 00:55:14,625 I'm gonna see Mount Fuji. 1254 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:15,963 I know. 1255 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:19,255 Thank you. 1256 00:55:19,342 --> 00:55:20,923 Hey, hey, hey. Don't thank me. 1257 00:55:21,010 --> 00:55:22,964 Thank yourself. We did some good work 1258 00:55:23,051 --> 00:55:26,133 here today... Some real breakthroughs. 1259 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:27,827 We're almost there. 1260 00:55:28,946 --> 00:55:31,179 - What the fuck? - Oh, man! 1261 00:55:31,344 --> 00:55:33,165 Right here. 1262 00:55:33,252 --> 00:55:34,672 - Wait. - Are you ready? 1263 00:55:34,759 --> 00:55:36,663 - Uh-huh. - Open up. 1264 00:55:37,229 --> 00:55:39,826 That's awesome! 1265 00:55:39,913 --> 00:55:41,363 Holy fuck, is... 1266 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,589 - is that Ford? - Yeah. 1267 00:55:45,365 --> 00:55:47,332 Hey, nicely done, Debs. 1268 00:55:47,419 --> 00:55:48,608 Great job. 1269 00:55:48,756 --> 00:55:50,370 Fucking great work. 1270 00:55:51,446 --> 00:55:52,949 Someone help, please. 1271 00:55:53,295 --> 00:55:54,624 Anyone. 1272 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:56,941 Instead of taking videos, could someone help me 1273 00:55:57,028 --> 00:55:58,786 get down, please, for fuck's sake? 1274 00:55:58,873 --> 00:56:00,073 Thinking we got a couple minutes 1275 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,656 before the cops come, so choose quick. 1276 00:56:01,743 --> 00:56:03,519 - Paddle, sock full of rocks... - Oh-ho! 1277 00:56:03,606 --> 00:56:04,825 - Oh. - Paintball gun, 1278 00:56:04,912 --> 00:56:07,972 or crossbow, if you want to Katniss Everdeen this shit. 1279 00:56:08,059 --> 00:56:09,106 Oh, asshole! 1280 00:56:09,193 --> 00:56:10,347 Pissed somebody off, man! 1281 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:11,901 Does a paintball gun hurt? 1282 00:56:11,988 --> 00:56:14,034 - Oh, fuck yeah. - Not if you deserve it. 1283 00:56:18,071 --> 00:56:19,770 How much ammo I got in this thing? 1284 00:56:19,857 --> 00:56:21,423 Uh, probably more than you'll ever need. 1285 00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:23,737 All right, everybody take cover. Come on! 1286 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,045 Oh, fuck! 1287 00:56:33,266 --> 00:56:34,760 Get him again! 1288 00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:37,393 Ah, fuck! Oh! 1289 00:56:37,654 --> 00:56:39,563 Fuck you, Ford! 1290 00:56:41,539 --> 00:56:43,208 Fucking awesome. 1291 00:56:43,813 --> 00:56:45,031 Ha, ha! 1292 00:56:50,369 --> 00:56:52,288 Touch the sun, 1293 00:56:52,711 --> 00:56:55,328 you're gonna get burned. 1294 00:56:56,549 --> 00:56:58,213 Burnt. 1295 00:56:58,759 --> 00:57:00,095 Ya burnt! 1296 00:57:00,196 --> 00:57:04,173 - Ah, ha, ha... - Shut the hell up! 1297 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:05,976 You shut up! 1298 00:57:06,408 --> 00:57:08,960 I'm a goddamn mermaid! 1299 00:57:11,502 --> 00:57:13,569 Back at the Gallagher house. 1300 00:57:33,463 --> 00:57:35,423 ♪ She comes swinging from the back of the room ♪ 1301 00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:37,774 ♪ She's got a killer left jab to show ♪ 1302 00:57:37,861 --> 00:57:39,773 ♪ Mow her tight 'cause when the rip up comes ♪ 1303 00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:42,009 ♪ Gotta give her what you came to owe ♪ 1304 00:57:42,113 --> 00:57:43,944 ♪ Seems so basic when you watch it now ♪ 1304 00:57:44,305 --> 00:57:50,407 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 90178