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♪♪
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[Peter Parker]
We're finally here--
the beach!
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The beach is cool,
Pete, but--
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Ohh!
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Maybe you're
a little too excited?
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Are you kidding, Miles?
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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,
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we never get
to just be normal kids.
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But even summer classes
are done,
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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.
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I made a Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
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See? And right at the top--
beach day.
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You made a checklist
of how to have fun?
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That's the opposite
of fun.
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[boy chuckles] Look at this.
Hmm?
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Some puny eggheads
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wound up on our beach, boys.
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Let's give them
a welcome.
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[grunts]
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Hey.
[laughing]
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You think
that's funny, weirdo?
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[laughing]
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Classic bullies
kicking sand.
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Ah, exactly what would
happen to normal kids.
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I love summer!
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Uhh... Mm...
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Let's get away
from this freak.
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I can now cross
"bully encounter"
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off my beach sub-list.
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Lots left to do--
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swimming, sand castles,
jellyfish stings.
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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.
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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.
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Come one, come all to our
annual summer challenge.
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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,
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and you'll win
the cash prize!
[onlookers murmuring]
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We have a challenger.
Step up!
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Hmm. Black Cat?
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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?
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Peter Parker might
need a vacation,
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but Spider-Man
can never rest.
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Just got to get this
over with quickly.
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So that I can get back
to Miles with those hot dogs.
[grunts]
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[grunting]
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You.
Look, Cat,
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I've got a whole list
of things to do,
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and you've probably got--
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I don't know--
yarn to bat around.
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Why don't you give
the money back,
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and we'll call it a day?
Oh, sweetheart,
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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.
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Ohh! Why did I make
eye contact?
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Her bad luck powers. Huh.
It's probably okay.
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I've already decided
this is going to be
the best summer--
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Whoa!
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[groans]
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She'd definitely win
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an Annoying Superpowers
contest.
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Mwah.
[grunts]
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
I mean,
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how long can Black Cat's
bad luck even last?
Huh?
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm goooone!
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[slurping]
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[panting]
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[yells, grunts]
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Whoa! Whoa. Ohh!
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Ohh!
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[sighs]
Great.
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Yeah!
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I finally got yooouuu!
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Okay, Black Cat,
it's been fun--
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lie-- but I've
got someone
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who's probably tired
of sitting around
waiting for me,
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so hand over the money.
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You'll never learn, will you?
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Wait. What?
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Huh? Ugh.
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[hacking]
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Ha! See?
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That's how it feels.
Annoying, isn't it?
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Then prepare to be annoy--
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Uhh!
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Ah! No more bad luck.
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[sighs]
Now to call the cops,
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return this money
to the talking hot dog man--
[grunting]
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I can't believe
I just said that--
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...and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.
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[sputtering]
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"Thwop"?
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They never make
a "thwop" sound.
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Great. Dirt
in the mechanism.
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Gonna be a long crawl
back to the beach.
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[groaning]
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[hot dog man]
We have a wiener!
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The new champion is
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Miles Morales!
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[burps]
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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.
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Miles 1, haters 0.
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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,
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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.
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You were right.
This was the perfect
beach day.
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Except you sort of totally
completely missed it.
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[sighs] I know.
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More bad luck.
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But don't worry. There's
a lot left on the list,
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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.
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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something
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off my Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist--
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♪♪ [organ]
my first baseball game.
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I may not know third base
from a seventh-inning stretch,
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but Aunt May's a fan.
She'll catch me up.
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Peter. There you are.
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Aunt May? You look great!
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Oh. [chuckles]
My game face.
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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.
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The New York Spirit rules!
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Uh, I feel
a little underdressed.
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Don't worry. You probably
won't jinx the team.
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Probably.
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Where is everybody?
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I thought the place
would be packed.
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We're playing the Short Sox,
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who we haven't lost to
in a decade.
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Last year,
we won 47 to nothing,
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so people
aren't that interested.
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No suspense.
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[bat clacks]
[gasps]
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[spectators] Aw!
What? Was that a good thing?
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The Short Sox got a home run?
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That hasn't happened in years!
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Yeah!
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Unless that's bad?
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[bat clacks]
Ohh!
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[spectators groan]
Another homer?
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Impossible.
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Definitely bad. Right?
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I'm a nervous eater.
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Can you
get us some snacks?
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Peanuts? Nah.
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Nachos?
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Nah.
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Peanut nachos.
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Nah.
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Hmm. Let me think.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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What? How could the ball
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have changed
angular momentum like that?
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The basic physics
don't add up.
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[laughing]
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Hmm.
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I'm no expert
on "sportology,"
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but that's not right.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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[laughing]
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I'm no expert, but that seems
like bad sportsmanship.
Huh?
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Remote controlling
the ball?
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Yeah. I'm gonna
call that a foul. Foul--
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That's baseball, right?
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I'm not mixing up sports, am I?
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Aah!
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Watch it! Hey!
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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.
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[bat clacks]
[cheering]
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A line-drive home run?
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Ho-ho, we're back!
The Spirit rules!
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Too bad Pete's missing this.
What's taking him so long?
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Oof! Uhh!
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How's that thing work?
Magnetic waves?
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Magnetic waves,
sound waves, air currents.
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,
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the Tinkerer.
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[chuckles] The who now?
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The Tinkerer.
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I invent things,
sometimes evil things.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Nope. Still not
ringing a bell.
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If you really are
some super villain,
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?
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I'm sick of my team
always getting beaten.
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You're some big hero,
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so you have no idea
what it's like to lose
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time and time again.
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Uh... yeah. No idea.
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I just wanted to see
my boys win for once.
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Is that so wrong?
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Is cheating wrong?
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I'm gonna go with yes.
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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.
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Tinkerer!
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And you're out!
[chuckles]
♪♪ [organ plays "Charge"]
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?
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♪♪ [organ]
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Sorry.
Long line at concessions.
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You missed the comeback
of the century.
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The Spirit are
crushing the Short Sox.
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Sorry I missed all the action.
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I'll have to come again
next game.
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Honey,
I'm not superstitious,
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but maybe you shouldn't
come to any more games.
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You might be a jinx.
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I'm running behind, Gwen.
I know.
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Did he pick up? He lost
his ticket, didn't he?
♪♪ [loud rock]
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How can you be late,
Peter?
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Ross Calaban is your
favorite singer,
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and these seats
are amazing.
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You didn't lose
your ticket, did you?
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He lost his ticket,
didn't he?
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No! I didn't lose the ticket.
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I'll be there
sooner than soon.
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You'd better. It's gonna
start any minute.
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Remember,
this concert's on your
Perfect Summer checklist.
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Get here.
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Whoa! Is that him?
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Ross Calaban?
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Whoa, guys,
I've got a show to do.
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Can I sign autographs after?
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[knuckles cracking]
Heh heh heh heh.
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Let me go!
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[grunting] Ah.
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Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.
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[tires screeching]
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Uhh!
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Dad, I want
my birthday present.
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Now, if ya know
what's good for ya.
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Heh. My son knows
what he wants, huh?
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That'll serve you well
in business, kid.
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I'll give you the business.
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[chuckling] Okay.
Take off the blindfold.
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Huh? You see that?
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[tooting]
It's that, uh--
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It's the singer
all the kids like.
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Daddy did good,
am I right?
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Ross Calaban!
Sing, ya punk. Now!
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Uh-- Oh, okay, okay,
sure, yeah.
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D-Do you--
Do you have music or--
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I usually sing to music.
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Dad, this guy
might sing like an angel,
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but he don't hear too good.
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Uh, take him out back
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and pop some sense
into the pop star, boys.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
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I could sing without music.
Sure. Uh, no problem.
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Hey! Hands off the megastar.
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Spider-Man?
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Wow!
Ross Calaban knows my name?
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Wow. Spider-Man knows my name?
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I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
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Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday!
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Oh, no, he ain't.
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You're in my house now, see?
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Yow! What is-- Ohh!
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What was that?
[muffled shouting]
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You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!
256
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,135
Whoa!
257
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,603
Huh. [grunts]
Hey, hey.
258
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,838
Hey-- Ohh!
259
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,508
You ruined my birthday!
260
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,277
You're gonna sleep
with the fishes!
261
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,212
Aw, come on, kiddo.
262
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,715
That's not
a nice thing to say.
263
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,151
And this ain't
a nice thing to do.
264
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,154
[yells]
[grunts]
265
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,292
[yelling]
266
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,294
Aahh!
267
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,129
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
268
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,665
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
269
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,868
Stand and fight, ya loser!
270
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,670
I can't hit a seven-year-old.
271
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,239
I just turned eight.
272
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,374
[grunts]
273
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,875
[yells]
274
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,043
Kid, wait!
275
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,512
Eh, what do you want,
ya crooner?
276
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,047
To make a deal.
277
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,215
Leave Spidey alone,
278
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,350
and I'll take
a selfie with you.
279
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,920
So? Everyone will think
it's fake.
280
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,655
I'll post it myself.
281
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,057
Your popularity
will go through the roof.
282
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,492
All the other kids
will want you to be
283
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,361
their third grade mob boss
or whatever.
284
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,330
I like the sound of that.
285
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,432
Deal.
286
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,700
Wow.
287
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,435
Saved by the power
of celebrity.
288
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,372
Spidey, move.
You're gonna ruin my pic.
289
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,610
Formaggio.
290
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,645
[camera shutter clicks]
291
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,550
You sure you don't
want to come backstage?
292
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,386
Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.
293
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,123
Thank you, Spider-Man.
I owe you.
294
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,391
Break a leg.
295
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,361
[man]
Ticket.
296
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,429
I got it right, uh--
297
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,530
uh--
298
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,132
I had it.
299
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,366
Where'd it go?
300
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,668
Nice try, buddy.
301
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:19,804
Gwen?
302
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,205
Yeah, I'm finally here,
303
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,642
but, uh, you were right.
I lost my ticket.
304
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,578
Sorry.
We'll catch up later.
305
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,416
[Ross]
Hello, New York!
Sorry I'm late.
306
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,386
I'd like to dedicate
tonight's show
to a friend of mine--
307
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,788
Spider-Man!
308
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,389
"Friend"?
309
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,592
The Ross Calaban
said I'm his friend?
310
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:45,329
Yes! That makes me
almost cool.
311
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,298
♪♪ [humming]
312
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,901
♪ Ahh ♪
313
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,636
♪ Mmm ♪
314
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,338
Oh, yeah!
315
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,411
[Miles] They thoughtthey were always prepared,
316
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,614
but nothingprepares you for...
317
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,283
the Mummy of the Hills!
318
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,318
[boys screaming]
319
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,453
So spooky!
320
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,323
[giggling]
Miles, no offense,
321
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,660
but you're absolutely
terrible at telling
campfire stories.
322
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,762
Seriously.
And fact check--
323
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,965
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,
324
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,266
not lush forests.
325
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,335
Ha! I know, right?
326
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,770
So unexpected.
327
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,439
That's why it's so spooky.
328
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,641
Right, Peter?
329
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,378
Uh, right. Spooky.
330
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,347
Or not spooky.
331
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,515
What were we talking about?
332
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,018
Huh. See?
I scared him senseless.
333
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,822
[Gwen] You okay, Pete?
You're a million miles away.
334
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,324
I'm sorry. It's just--
335
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,959
You know I made that
336
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,561
Perfect Summer Vacation
checklist?
337
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,897
But nothing's
really worked out.
338
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,365
Now the summer's
almost over,
339
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,967
and I've checked off
next to nothing.
340
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,569
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.
341
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,839
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,
342
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,374
don't quit on us, Parker.
343
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,909
There's still time
to have a great summer.
344
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,511
Yeah. Maybe.
345
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,347
Or maybe not,
346
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,148
if ghosts get us.
347
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,317
Ghosts don't
exist, Miles.
348
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,220
Oh, yeah? I've never
heard a ghost say that.
349
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,522
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.
350
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,691
My cousin heard it
from his friend's aunt,
351
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,527
so it's the real deal.
352
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,263
It all started
353
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:29,033
with a shadowy form
flying through the treetops.
354
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,334
Then--
355
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,669
[groans]
I'm headed for bed
356
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,337
before Miles
gets going again.
357
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,872
Good night, everyone.
Night, guys.
358
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,341
I'll clean up. I wouldn't
want you out in the open
359
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,577
in case any ghosts
or mummies come by.
360
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,079
I know you're kidding,
361
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,748
but good point.
362
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,518
Anya? Gwen?
363
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,153
Is that you?
364
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,190
Hey! Our stuff!
365
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,659
Huh?
366
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,898
[grunts]
Come out, come out,
whatever you are.
367
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,967
If you're the Mummy
of the Hills,
368
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,937
you should know
that you're supposed to
be in a drier climate.
369
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,471
Huh? Whoa!
370
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:11,776
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?
371
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,811
[grunts]
372
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,514
[grunts]
Whoa!
373
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,420
My name is Nocturnal,
374
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,622
for I hunt by night.
375
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,458
[grunts]
[grunts]
376
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,094
Oh, you got some nasty
toenails there.
377
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,395
[screeches]
378
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,898
[grunts]
Did you just peck at me?
379
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,400
I don't give a hoot
who you are.
380
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,468
That's just rude.
381
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,607
Aah! Super creepy!
382
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,411
[grunting] Oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man!
383
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,479
Are you gonna drink my blood?
384
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,515
What? Why would I
do that? Weird.
385
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,484
That's what spiders
do, right?
386
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,486
To things
caught in their webs?
387
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,788
I don't carry
the theme that far.
388
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,623
Why were you
stealing that stuff?
389
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,493
I'm starving, man.
I need food.
390
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,596
Food? Don't owls
just eat rodents?
391
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,298
I don't carry the theme
that far.
392
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,768
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?
393
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,370
No.
394
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,472
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.
395
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,509
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,
396
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,679
my parents, my friends--
they all ran me out.
397
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,114
They think I'm a monster.
398
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,117
Lab accidents are one
of my pet peeves, too.
399
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,818
It's how I got my powers.
400
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,887
Really? A lab accident
401
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,989
turned you
into a sick spider freak?
402
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,993
I prefer the term
"awesome spider
cool guy," but yeah.
403
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,696
Then why are you not
out here like me--
404
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:43,634
hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?
405
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,503
I-- I've always
had people around me
406
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,905
who accepted me
for who I am, I guess,
407
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,207
whether I'm a science geek
or a superhero.
408
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,575
You're one lucky dude.
409
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,545
Yeah. I guess I am.
410
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,347
I'm sorry you feel
you have to hide,
411
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,582
but I know there are
good people out there
412
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,818
who would help. In fact,
413
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,087
there's some people
in that camp you should meet.
414
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,125
[animal howling]
415
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,863
Nocturnal, wait!
416
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,231
My own parents kicked me out,
417
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,367
and you want me
to trust strangers?
418
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,835
I'm not ready, man.
419
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,738
Maybe someday.
Someday soon, I hope.
420
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,340
Here.
I stole this from them.
421
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,510
No. They'd want you
to keep it.
422
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,979
They're pretty great
like that.
423
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,720
What's all this? Breakfast?
424
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,622
Yep. Hope that's okay.
425
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,692
I don't know.
Will it somehow ruin
the camping trip?
426
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,695
[chuckles] Sorry I was
such a downer last night.
427
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,698
I was so obsessed
about not living up
to my perfect summer,
428
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,967
I didn't realize
I was already having it--
429
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,535
spending time with you guys.
430
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,270
That's what really matters,
right?
431
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,605
Of course, Pete.
432
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,607
You're really important
to us, too.
433
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,276
Besides, any apology
said with food
434
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,212
is an apology
I can accept.
435
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,580
Oh. You know the story
436
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,948
about the guy
with the hook?
437
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,417
Oh, no, wait.
That's the ending.
438
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,952
Uch! Let me start over.
439
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,021
[laughter]
440
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,595
One week of summer left.
Let's see how I'm doing
441
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,631
on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
442
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,566
Trip to the beach,
443
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,469
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.
444
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,506
Baseball game--
ruined by the Tinkerer.
445
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,674
Concert. I missed
that whole show,
446
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,842
thanks to Hammerhead,
447
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,411
but I did get to meet
Ross Calaban,
448
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,180
so I'm calling that even.
449
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,848
And camping. Total win,
450
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,017
despite the mysterious
owl boy.
451
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,087
So, that's one win,
two losses, and a tie.
452
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,589
[sighs] Good thing
school's starting soon
453
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,024
'cause winning
at summer vacation
454
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,660
is a lot harder
than I realized.
455
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,096
[phone beeping]
Whoa. Guess I missed
some messages
456
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,664
when I was out
of range camping.
457
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,499
Peter. Max Modell here.
458
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,335
Was hoping to schedule timefor you to come in
459
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,038
and train your replacementas my lab assistant.
460
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,707
"Replacement"?
461
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,711
Yeah. The board only
authorizes that position
462
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,812
for first-year students.
463
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,649
I assumed
you knew that, Peter.
464
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,619
Of course.
I totally knew that.
465
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,821
Of course I totally
didn't know that.
466
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,691
Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year?
467
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,632
I can't ask Aunt May
or Harry for money.
468
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,634
They've already
done enough for me.
469
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,469
This is on you, Peter.
470
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,737
[slurping]
471
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,005
You're a smart kid.
472
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,841
You'll find a part-time job
with no problem.
473
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,843
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.
474
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,579
And if you'll
look at my résumé,
475
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,347
you'll see that--
[explosion]
476
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,649
y-you-- you'll see that I'm
e-experienced in, uh--
477
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,751
[police officer]
Freeze, Scorpion!
I'm so sorry. I, uh--
478
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,787
My aunt's calling.
I gotta take this.
479
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,862
[grunts]
Sorry about that.
480
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,065
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.
481
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,235
[man]
I'm sorry, but we just
filled the position.
482
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,671
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand-based accident
483
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,041
on the way here.
It's no big deal, really.
484
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,610
Uhh...
485
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,778
Goo? What goo?
486
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,680
Oh, man!
487
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,682
I've had a long morning.
488
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,050
[muffled yell]
489
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,620
[pants] What's this?
490
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,055
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.
491
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,258
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?
492
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,859
I mean, for charity.
493
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,262
Parking meters.
Parking meter charity.
494
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,399
Wow. Being Spider-Man
really puts a crimp
495
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,867
in a person's job hunt.
496
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,903
Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see.
497
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,606
Randy Robertson?
How have you been?
498
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,742
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.
499
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,210
What have you been up to?
500
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,713
[chuckles] Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy,
501
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,781
and having zero luck.
502
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,983
Well, my dad works
at that media company,
503
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,118
the Daily Bugle.
504
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,921
They're expanding,
doing a lot of hiring.
505
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,823
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?
506
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,258
A job?
507
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,294
Listen, Peter Palmer--
508
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,895
Peter Parker.
509
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,630
The Daily Bugle's
a top-tier
510
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,399
multi-platform
news organization.
511
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,801
Call me back when you
can grow facial hair.
512
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,737
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?
513
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,439
I thought you were a pro!
514
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,241
I can't use this!
515
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,843
My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man,
516
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,780
and she's not even
alive anymore!
517
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,014
I'd pay through the roof
518
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,750
if anyone could get me
some good clean footage
519
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,652
of this Spider-Man!
520
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,788
Paying for shots
of Spider-Man?
521
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:34,859
Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be
able to afford school
this year after all.
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