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I took my f-- my ring
off my finger.
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Wait, what?Me and my fiancé
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got into a really big fight.
I'm, like, drunk,
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and he's drunk, he's like,
"Go [bleep] Vinny."
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So, I'm actually
not going to Vegas
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because I'm pregnant.
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[Nicole]
Are you really?
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What about Ronnies?
Is he coming?
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I don't know, man.I don't know.
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I haven't heard from him.
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I don't know. It's just like,
such a bad situation.
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[voices over police radio]
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♪ Here I come ♪
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Yeah, buddy!
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Party's here!
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The Situation is under
construction.
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This might not have
been the best idea.
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We're so classy now.
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On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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Get the frig
out of here, you crazy!
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♪ Here I come ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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[Deena]
Doesn't it all look pretty?
It all came out so pretty.
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So I'm super excited.
Today's the big day.
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We're having the gender
reveal party.
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We find out if we're having
a boy or a girl.
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And I just want the party to be
perfect. How you doing, guys?
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It's a box, and we're gonna
put dynamite thing,
it'll be a smoke bomb.
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Oh, it smells
like horse poop.
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You smell that? Stinky!
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So today's is Deena's
reveal party.
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This is like,
one of the best things to do
when you're pregnant
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because you're finding out what
you're having, a boy or a girl.
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And I know Deena's so excited.
So I'm coming with Sissy.
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I love spending
the day with my baby.
My little meatball.
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Hi, mama.Hi, mwah.
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Perfect dress.Hi!
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She has a baby in there.
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Remember how you were in my
belly and I pooped you out?
She's gonna do that.
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We're a family.
So, you know, being here for her
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and finding out what she's
having, I'm super excited.
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This is so cute, did you
do all the decorations?Yeah.
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[man]
Where you gonna put this?
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[Jenni]
Backseat.
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Today is gender reveal day.
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So I'm picking up this
adorable cake for Deena,
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and a bunch of little cupcakes.
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But I don't want
it to tilt.
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Should we seatbelt the--
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I'm going to, yeah.
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This cake is buckled in my car.
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Don't drive like
a [bleep], Jenni.
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Like, I am paranoid right now.
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I don't wanna [bleep] up
Deena's cake.
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[car honking, yelps]
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You almost ruined my cake!
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I have a strong feeling
that it's a girl.
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What do you think it is?
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I think it's a girl.
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I have a such
a strong feeling.
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So I feel like the baby's
gonna be a girl.
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Chris thinks it's a boy.
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Chris's family
is more on the blue side.
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But a lot of my family
is on the girl side.
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I feel like it's, like, 50-50.
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Uncle Rick!Hey!
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[Chris]
I knew you'd say boy.
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[gasps]
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, what is--
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It's just the tape.It shifted.
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It's fine.
Okay.
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[Mike]
Wait, teddy bears.What?
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Get the teddy bears.
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Oh, I thought you
said "titties."
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This week is going to be an
action-packed week.
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First we have
the gender reveal party,
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and then we're gonna celebrate
myself and Pauly's birthday.
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What do you think
of my teddy bears?
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Teddy bear's cute, but I like
my unicorn way better.
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[Mike]
And the icing on the cake,
Pauly has a gig down in AC
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and the squad's just gonna
go down there and turn up.
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Hey!
Hi!
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You're team blue?
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[Lauren]
I am team blue.
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You're team pink.I'm both.
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I'll be honest with you,
I don't even know
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what a gender reveal party is.
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Do we give the teddy bear
to her now or laters?
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And most importantly,
what are they serving
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at the gender reveal party?
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Ohh, I didn't know we had
a lot of food
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in here like this.[Jenni]
Yeah.
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[Mike]
I'm supposed to be on a diet,
but it's Sunday.
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So it is cheat day.
Little salamis, you know?
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I actually get so excited for
cheat day because it's just
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a whole day of living
my best life.
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This cheese is good.
Taste it.
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There's hot appetizers,
there's cold appetizers.
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We'll try a little pastas.
A pasta station... endless.
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It's just like, whew!
I'm excited.
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Hey!
How you doing?
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Gender reveal party, not really
sure what that is.
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But whatever it is,
I love her and I'm here for her,
you know what I mean?
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Hey, Vin!
Hi.
Oh!
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Welcome to the party!
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Hi, Vin.
I'm just eating, hi.
Hi, Dee.
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Oh, Deena...You went with the blue.
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You ain't playin' around.
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Yeah.[both laughing]
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If Laurens wasn't here,
you wouldn't be playing
around either.
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I know, I know, I know.
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I will have my cheat
day until 11:59 p.m.
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What do you think she's
having, a boy or a girl?
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Girl.
A girl?
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I say boy.
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If you don't plan,
you plan to fail.
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[laughing]
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Do you have to listen to
these quotes all day?
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[Lauren]
Yeah.[laughing]
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He says it like it's, like,
he's speaking scripture,
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you know?
Yeah.
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I have tons of quotes.
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You know, a smooth sea
never made a skilled sailor.
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Life is a marathon
and not a sprint.
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The waves are not gonna stop,
but you can learn how to surf.
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You can throw me
to a pack of wolves,
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I shall return leading the pack.
[chuckling]
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'Cause I walk it like
I talk it, that's why.
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Yeah, you really believe
in the words.
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Honey, do you--
do you want more foods?
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Do you need more foods?
You ate everythings?
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All right.
You guys speak to Ronnie?
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I haven't talked to him.
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Last time we talked to Ron,
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he got run over by Jen in a car
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and he was like,
in the hospital.
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He didn't come to Seaside.
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We saw his arm
in his story.
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I saw that!
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[Nicole]
All of us are concerned
about Ron.
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We don't know
what's going on with him.
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But he's our family,
he's our brother.
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And we just wanna
make sure he's okay.
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[Ronnie]
So I'm heading to Deena's
party right now.
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I'm hoping to surprise her
because I wasn't there
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for her when
her father passed away.
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When my dad died,
it doesn't matter.
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You come up to me and you
[bleep] tell me you're sorry.
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'Cause you knew my dad.
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You weren't [bleep] there!
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That [bleep] killed me.
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I feel like me
being there for her
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and surprising her shows
that I do love her.
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[Lauren]
Look at this dog, he's so cute.
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Looks beautiful.
Are you happy? Good.Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God. Aww!
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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It says "Deener" on it.
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[Deena laughing]
I can't.
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"Dear Baby Pauly or Paulette.
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"Sorry I couldn't
be there today.
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"Can't wait to find out
if you're going to be
my niece or nephew.
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"Looking forward
to spoiling you.
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Love, Uncle Pauly."Aww...
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Aww, that was so cute.
Wait... I can't.
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With the stickers.
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Subtlety is not one of his
strong points.
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My outfit really matches,
if you look at this pinkness.
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It's just funny 'cause
this is actually something
he would wear.
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Yeah, oh, yeah.Like in Vegas
or something.
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[Mike]
Yes, I would.
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He was busting out some...
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I had the flamingos...Some weird color, yeah.
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Brought out the flamingos.
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[Nicole]
Oh, [bleep]! How'd you get here?
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What? Holy sh--
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You just passed me!You just
walked by her.
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Oh, my God!
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What're you, Rico Suave?![Ronnie]
Hi.
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[Vinny]
What the hell?Who are you?
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Ron?
Yes.
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What the hell are
you doing here?What the hell?!
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I feel like I'm seeing a ghost.
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Look at you, wow.
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He's been in the hospital.
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And now Ron's, like,
hair gelled, he's showered.
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So I'm like, what the [bleep]?
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[Jenni]
I walked right by you.
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You look so good.Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Honey...
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What's happening?What the...
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[Nicole]
How's your arm?
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It's good...
It's good.
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Seeing Ronnie
is like seeing Bigfoot.
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Like, you hear about
him on TMZ every day.
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And then, like, to see him
in person is kinda wild,
you know what I mean?
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Like, I don't really
know how to react.
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Oh, my God. Ron!
I didn't know you were coming!
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Yeah... Congratulations.
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What a surprise.
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The gender reveal party,
it's a huge moment for Deena.
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I'm so happy you came.
I'm so shocked.
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I'm here for her no matter what.
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I'm happy for you and Chris.
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You didn't have
to do that, though.
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No, like, really.
I feel like, so bad.
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I'm happy I'm here.
I needed to be around,
like, everybody.
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Yeah.You know,
I miss you guys.
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No, we miss you too.When you guys FaceTimed
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me from Jersey,
I was like-- like...
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I'm like, oh, no,
I'm fine over here.
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And I'm like... oh, no,
it's just poor connection.
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'Cause I knew you were
going through a lot so
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I figured you
weren't coming.
Well...
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And so I was like, I'm not
sure if he's gonna come.
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No, I know. But with
all the stuff with your
father last year...
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Yeah.
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I didn't wanna miss
another big event.
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Oh, thank you.
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That means so much
to me that you did that.
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Clearly he's going through
a lot with Jen.
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So the fact that Ronnie sits me
down and he says, you know,
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after not being there for you
when your father passed...
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[Ronnie]
I'm just sorry I couldn't
be there, Dee.
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I should've been
there for you, and I'm sorry.
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It really made me cherish
our friendship even more.
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You know I'll always
be here for you.
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Oh, I know. I love you.
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Aunt Jenni.
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You know Jenni.
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It was such a surprise
that you showed up.
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[laughing]
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It was actually a good surprise.
We see a lot of pictures online.
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[horn honks, tires screech]
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We haven't really spoken to Ron,
and we've been hearing so many
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things on the news.
And I have more questions
243
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than I have answers right now.
244
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:38,793
Is everything starting
to shape up,
245
00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,172
fall into place for
you and whatnot?
246
00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,344
Yeah, everything's good, bro.
247
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Okay, good, good, good.
248
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[Vinny]
How's your arm?What?
249
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I didn't know
it was both arms.
250
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,103
Yeah, nah. It's a little
bit [bleep] but...
251
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,793
It's good.
252
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:53,241
Are you like, good?
Fully mobile and [bleep]?
253
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,068
It's whatever, bro.
It is what it is.
254
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,551
Yeah, but how did you end up...
Were you dragged from the car?
255
00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,172
What?
256
00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:03,862
How did you end up
outside of the vehicle?
257
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,379
I just got out,
and she pulled off, and...
258
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:08,758
But you were still hung up--
hung up on the seatbelt?Like, was it an accident?
259
00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:09,896
No, no, no,
it wasn't like...
260
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,344
Was it an accident?
261
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,482
Yeah, it was an accident.
262
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,413
It was an accident?
[blows raspberry]
263
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:20,793
My bad, bro, I-- shouldn't even
brought that [bleep] up, son.
264
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,206
It wasn't like she...
265
00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:23,965
Tried to pull-- drag you?Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
266
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,931
Okay, how did you, um...
267
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,310
How did you actually
get hurt, though?
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I got out the car.
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She drove off.
Maybe I think I grabbed
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onto the door and it just,
you know, and I fell.
271
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:41,379
It was just a bunch of
unfortunate events where
I was just...
272
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,965
It was just like
a misunderstanding.
273
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:46,379
He just got stuck
in the seatbelt, dragged
on the highway.
274
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Got road rash, went over
a divider, popped three tires.
275
00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:52,724
It happens to everybody.
276
00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:56,655
Well... glad we got
that squared away.
277
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,758
Seriously.
278
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:02,103
Are you and Jen trying
to work things out or...
279
00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,137
Yeah.
280
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,862
What the [bleep]
is this kid doing?
281
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:08,965
Well...
282
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,103
Are you and Jen trying
to work things out or...
283
00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:21,206
Yeah.
284
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:26,413
Well...We're gonna do some, like,
285
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:28,655
couples therapy.
Okay.
286
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:32,206
The man was dragged by a vehicle
on three flat tires
287
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,931
by his baby moms,
and now him and Jen
288
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,551
are trying to work this out?
Whoa.
289
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,965
Seven hours of, like,
therapy a day.
290
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,000
It's like school, and then
you take the [bleep] final.
291
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:46,413
[clears throat]
I will say that... from--
292
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,206
due to the recent order
of events, I don't--
293
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,413
I didn't think you
should be with-- with Jen.
294
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:55,034
Yeah.But if you are
295
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,379
doing this stuff,
it might not hurt.
296
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,758
Yeah.
297
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,724
You know what I mean?
If it doesn't work out,
298
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,103
I pray to God that you'll be
like, all right,
299
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,413
we tried everything we could.Yeah, nah, bro, yeah.
300
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,793
I'm honestly scared,
you know what I mean?
301
00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:10,482
Because this is a serious thing.
Like Jen literally was dragging
302
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:13,586
Ronnie with a car and she went
to jail, all right?
303
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:18,275
So like, that whole
situation terrifies me.
304
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,137
What's next on the horizon?
305
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,793
Uh, your guys' birthday.Yep, mm-hmm.
306
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:23,931
Getting ready
for you guys' birthday.
307
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,724
How good is that?
308
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,413
Yeah!
309
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,206
Uh, we're gonna start
rallying by the thing to do it.
310
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,689
Can we all take
a picture first?Yeah, yeah.
311
00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,793
Yay, let's go find out
we're having a girl!
312
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,793
[Nicole]
We're having a boy!
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00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,620
[Lauren]
There it is.
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00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:45,689
Okay... Oh, my God.
I'm so nervous.
315
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,655
To Deener and Chris!
316
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,793
I feel like crying already.
Put me to sleep.
317
00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,000
I don't know why I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
318
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,448
Yeah.I'm nervous.
319
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,034
Oh, look at Chris.
He's so nervouses.Oh, he's nervous.
320
00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,482
Guys, thank you
so much for coming.
321
00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:00,586
[Deena]
Yeah, thank you.
322
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,517
It means a lot to us.
323
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,103
It's happening.[Jenni]
It's happening?
324
00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:09,689
[Nicole]
Come on, boy!
325
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:12,034
What is it?
We're finally gonna find out
326
00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:13,172
are we having a boy or a girl?
327
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,931
I cannot wait anymore.
I'm dying.
328
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,103
It's a boy![Jenni]
It's a girl!
329
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:22,862
[all cheering]
330
00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:25,517
Ohh!
331
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,827
Now I can name my son
after Chris and my dad.
332
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,172
A little boy!
333
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,724
I'm shocked! Oh, my God!
334
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,103
Congrats.
335
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:37,758
I'm so happy for you guys!
336
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:38,896
Do you have names already?
337
00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,620
Christopher John after my dad.
338
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:44,103
[all]
Aww!
339
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:47,793
I love it.
How emotional.
340
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,862
Blue smoke is coming out,
and I'm so happy
341
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,275
for Deena and Chris right now.
342
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,344
They really deserve this.
They have such a cute
343
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:56,275
relationship, and they were
so excited it was a boy.
344
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:59,137
She's gonna pass
on her father's name.
345
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,517
Ohh! Your heart just melts.
346
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,310
Like, it's such
a beautiful thing.
347
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,000
[Deena]
Ohh, how cute!
348
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,551
[Chris]
Deer, deer.
349
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,103
[Deena]
That's Dad telling us he's here.
350
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,172
[woman]
Oh-- oh, my God, two deers!
351
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,551
Oh, my God!
352
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,034
[Deena]
That's... that's Dad.
353
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:19,862
[woman]
Yes. Oh, my God.
That was so nice.
354
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,655
I knew my dad was going
to be here today because
355
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:26,344
let's be real like,
he's watching over, you know,
356
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,793
my little monkey inside of me.
357
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,413
But the fact that
I got the sign, like,
358
00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:33,586
just made my day.
359
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,413
So we're having
a little son.
Little boy.
360
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:36,448
[all]
Aww!
361
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:38,655
Your boyfriend!
362
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,034
[Jenni]
Ooh, pass the forks.
363
00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,068
I have the first
piece of cake here.
364
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:44,344
Dee, you have to have
the first piece.
365
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:45,689
You gotta have
the first piece.Thank you.
366
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,965
I'll have the second
one, though.
367
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,586
[all laughing]
368
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,551
[Deena]
So overall, the party was
everything I imagined.
369
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,551
It was everybody
I love under one roof.
370
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,793
All right, love you, Ron,
love you guys.
371
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,482
[all]
Bye.
372
00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,931
[Deena]
And I'm honestly so happy
we're having a little boy.
373
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,689
And it's gonna be the cutest
and most annoying little
thing in the world.
374
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,241
Like, it's gonna be amazing.
I can't wait.
375
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,206
We're gonna get outta here.
I wanted to say good-bye
376
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,896
and congratulations.
Love you guys.
377
00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:12,206
[Chris]
Thanks so much for coming.
378
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:13,689
[Deena]
Yes.Comin' up on my birthdays?
379
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:14,827
Yes! Chris is gonna come...
380
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:18,827
♪♪
381
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,482
[Deena and Nicole]
Happy birthday!
382
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,793
Whoa, I love birthdays
this time a'year!
383
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,413
[toy guns clicking]Oh!
384
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,482
[Mike]
Hey!
385
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,620
[Vinny]
Oh, that's dope.
386
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,965
[megaphone siren blaring]
387
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,793
♪♪
388
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,310
Yo, happy birthday, kid.
389
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,413
Oh, thank you, brother.
Mmm...
390
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,551
Good to see you, pal.[both laugh]
391
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,379
This time of year
is extremely important.
392
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,206
It is the kickoff
of many celebrations,
393
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,068
including Michael
and Pauly's birthday.
394
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,620
[Deena]
I'm excited.
[Jenni]
Yeah.
395
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,724
I feel like this
is the first time
396
00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,965
we haven't done
a birthday in a club.
397
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,310
Right.
Wow.
398
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,413
Moving on up,
Dave & Busters.
Yeah.
399
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:06,310
We're like,
aging backwards...
Yeah.
400
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,448
With the birthdays.I know.
401
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,655
[Ronnie]
Eat and video games.
Mm-hmm.
402
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,551
It's like being
a little kid.
Yep.
403
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,620
Make everybody
feel young.
Yeah.
404
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,068
[Vinny]
Well, today's
gonna be fun.
405
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,448
Are you gonna fight
with Angelinas today?
406
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,758
No, I am not fighting
with the hamster today.
407
00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,344
Leaving the hamster
in her cage.
408
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,275
Drama-free zone.
Yes.
409
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,448
[Angela]
Do you think
Vinny likes me?
410
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,862
He definitely likes you.
411
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:30,896
I don't know why I'm always
stuck with balloons.
412
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,310
You can't
even see you.
Oof!
413
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,517
[Ronnie]
Ready to have some fun?
414
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:35,620
[Pauly]
Let's do it.
415
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:36,862
[Deena and Nicole]
Happy birthday!
416
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,172
Hey!
417
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,172
[Deena]
I love birthdays
this time a'year.
418
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,241
Thank you,
thank you,
thank you.
419
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,931
Yay!
Yes, yes.
420
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,620
Thank you.
421
00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,275
[overlapping chatter]Cheers.
422
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,310
[Mike]
Good thing I'm not by those
chips right now,
423
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,586
because I would really
be going in on those chips
and those spinach dip.
424
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:53,655
[Deena]
Want some?Do you want some?
425
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:54,965
You can eat whatever you want.
426
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,482
Mike, it's
your birthday.
Have one.
427
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,689
I'm trying to stay on diet.
Mysteriously, I have went up
428
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,172
in sizes from a large
to an extra-large recently.
429
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,241
[Pauly chuckles]
430
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,793
[Ronnie]
Mysteriously?
431
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:07,620
Wow, this fried chicken's good.
Have you tried this fried rice?
432
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:10,241
Oh, wow... Little pasta
just to taste it.
433
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,655
Let's get the lobster
mac and cheese, as well.
434
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,034
Literally ordering everything.
435
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,689
Mmm...
Mysteriously.
436
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:18,379
Mysteriously, just
popped up outta nowhere.
437
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,965
[laughing]
438
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,655
You know what, there
is a possibility that Laurens
439
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,896
has threw some of my clothes
in the dryer, has shrunken them,
440
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,896
and the sizes are really
just not fitting.
441
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,827
Listen, I'm happy
to be a 34 right now.
442
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,068
[Vinny]
It doesn't matter about the
waist size because some guys
443
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,275
are fat, like, a 32.
444
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,931
[Nicole]
Ooh!
445
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,620
Are you besmirching my name now?No, no, no.
446
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,344
Are you besmirching me?
447
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,620
Can someone fight?
448
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:41,896
Vinny, let's clock in.
Come on, let's go.
449
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,620
Ooh!
450
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,206
[Jenny]
She's coming for you.
451
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,551
[Vinny]
I'm sitting here, I've not
said one word to you
452
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,275
just like all the other times.
453
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,586
I'm sitting here,
and then it starts.
454
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,655
I know you want me, Vin.
455
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,103
[all laughing]
456
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,758
[Deena]
Does your fiancé think
he wants you?
457
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,448
Oh, yes.
458
00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:01,965
[Ronnie]
Here we go. Angelina and Vinny
having sexual tension.
459
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,758
AC this weekend is gonna
be the Wild Wild West.
460
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,137
Are we all going together?
461
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,172
No, we'll just meet
down there, I think.Together?
462
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,034
Oh, we're meeting
down there.
463
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,103
Guys, why don't you
all bring your people too?
Like your husband...
464
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,724
Angelina can bring
one of her fiancés.
465
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:16,344
[all]
Ohh!
466
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,448
You gonna bring your fiancé?
467
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,344
[Mike]
Yay!Ohh...
468
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:21,827
[Mike]
Oh, my God, we get to finally
meet Angeliners'...
469
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,758
My Chris.[Mike]
"Fiancier."
470
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,655
This is really the first time
the squad's inviting
471
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,965
our significant others,
so it will be very interesting
472
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:31,551
to see what happens in AC.
What's his first name?
473
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,620
Chris.Christophers.
474
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:34,034
Oh, shoot, just like her.
475
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,413
Well, you're married to a Chris,
I'm engaged to a Chris.
476
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,965
[Jenni]
I'm dying to meet who,
you know, put a ring on that.
477
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,620
I like Angelina, but I'm still
like you-- you crazy.
478
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,379
Like, who actually
wifed you up, girl?
479
00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:47,103
I love AC.
I love AC.
Yeah, me too.
480
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,344
Yeah, Atlantic City's fun.
481
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:50,448
Can't-- I can't go
'cause I'm in a wedding.
482
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,896
[all groaning]
483
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,448
I'm matron of honor.[Pauly]
Oh, that's right.
484
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,896
[Jenni]
Jen coming?
485
00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,896
Maybe, we'll see.
486
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,689
Ohh...
487
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,310
Jen is really scary.
I mean, last time
488
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,413
we saw Jen,
she was a crazy person.
489
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:08,793
Get this [bleep] off me.
490
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:17,379
If the baby mama comes to AC
like, I'm honestly scared.
491
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,827
That whole situation
terrifies me.
492
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,448
Oh!
I love Dave & Busters.
493
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,965
It's literally
like an arcade for adults.
494
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:42,448
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
495
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:43,758
We got two cakes.
496
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:47,103
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
497
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:49,172
[all cheering]
498
00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:51,586
Blow out your cakes, boys.
499
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:52,689
[Nicole squealing]
500
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,068
[Vinny]
It's a [bleep] burger.
501
00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:55,379
[Mike]
"Big Daddy Sitch."
502
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:56,448
[Pauly laughing]
503
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:58,034
Happy birthday, Mike.Thank you.
504
00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,241
Almost three years sober.Yes.
505
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,793
Living your best life.
506
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,379
[Nicole]
We love you and we're
very proud of you.
507
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,448
Aww, love you guys.
508
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,172
[Jenni]
To Pauly D.
509
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,758
You age better
than all of us.
Yes.
510
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,206
[Jenni]
You are...We hate you.
511
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,689
Happy birthday.Thank you.
512
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,586
Yeah, buddy!
513
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:14,724
[all cheering]I love birthdays this time
a'year.
514
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,137
[all]
Happy birthday!
515
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,310
[Pauly]
Winning.
516
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,896
[all laughing]
517
00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:22,482
I definitely would have to say
that a cake shaped like a burger
518
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,206
is fitting for Big Daddy Sitch.
I do indulge in burgers
519
00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:28,000
and fries 'cause
I am living my best life.
520
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:30,137
What is happening here?
What is this?
521
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:31,482
[chuckling]
522
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,551
[Vinny]
Oh, there's the cop.There ya go.
523
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,896
[Mike]
You guys are the worst.
524
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,206
[all laughing]
525
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,793
Digital scale.
Did you know I used to have
526
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,000
one of these back in the day,
not for m--
527
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,068
[Vinny]
But that was for drugs.
528
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,931
[all laughing]
529
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,793
Go ahead, Pauly!
530
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:52,034
Oh, my God.
531
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,344
This is the most handsome head
I've ever seen in my life.
532
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,379
Cool! Hey!
533
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,344
[Vinny]
Oh, that's dope!
534
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,482
Pauly, that's from me!Oh, no, this is so cool.
535
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,620
Yeah, buddy.
536
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,827
[all cheering and laughing]
537
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,310
Wait, there's a siren.
538
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,034
[megaphone siren blaring]
539
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:11,896
Anytime I hear a siren,
I am booking it.
540
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:13,620
If it's on the east side,
guess what?
541
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,517
Big Daddy Sitch
is on the west side.
542
00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:18,482
[siren continues]
543
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:19,931
He looks like Forrest Gump
every time he runs.
544
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,068
He's, like, "Jennay."
He's like, "Laurens."
545
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:24,793
[laughing]
546
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:26,448
Mike, we have you surrounded.
547
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,034
[all laughing]
548
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,655
Put your hands on the vehicle. Pay your taxes.
549
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,310
[all laughing]
550
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:35,517
This thing is "living my best
life" in a birthday gift ever!
551
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,827
One more time.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
552
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,862
Uh, I say we take this party
to AC and continue it.
553
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,103
[Vinny]
Let's go.Have fun, guys!
554
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,827
[Pauly]
Nicole, we'll take
lots of pictures.
555
00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:44,862
Dave & Busters, yeah!
556
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:47,689
[megaphone siren blaring]
557
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,241
[Vinny]
Mike, where ya goin'?
558
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,896
[Ronnie]
He's gonna cramp up!
559
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,379
We're all here for,.
like, an hour in the city.
560
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:54,896
[Angelina]
But I'm, like,
what happened to Mike?
561
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:58,275
Angelina and Chris bicker
like an old married couple.
562
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,206
Like, I feel very
uncomfortable right now.
563
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,413
Oh, you're so
full of [bleep].
564
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,689
Ooh, they're fighting!
565
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:09,931
♪♪
566
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,103
♪ I can see the lights,
I can see the lights ♪
567
00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:18,137
♪ I can see the lights
downtown ♪
568
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,517
The Sorrentino families!
Atlantic Cities!
569
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,862
I'm excited to spend
the weekend with the squad.
570
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:28,931
I am so excited to see the
roomies in Atlantic City.
571
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,413
We are all coming
with our significant others,
572
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:34,517
and this is really the first
time the squad has done that.
573
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:36,448
[cell phone dings]Group chat is lit!
574
00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,000
Honey, you gotta
make this "you-ee."
575
00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,517
It's like a little babymoon.
Like a little getaway.
576
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,620
I'm happy you're coming.Yeah, me too.
577
00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:44,931
We're on our way,
little brother.
578
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
What's our team name?
579
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,068
Oh, we're Va-JJ.
580
00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:49,103
[both laughing]
581
00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:51,103
[cell phone dings]Group chat is lit!
582
00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:53,137
[laughing]
You're so annoying.
583
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,413
Yeah, it's the
group chat, honeys.
584
00:22:56,241 --> 00:23:00,206
[Pauly]
Yeah, buddy! I love Harrah's
this time a'year!
585
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,448
We've blocked off a corner suite
for you and your friends.
586
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,000
[Pauly]
Perfect, I'm excited.
587
00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:07,586
I am working this weekend
at Harrah's in Atlantic City.
588
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:09,724
The roommates are coming with
their significant others.
589
00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:11,344
It's gonna be interesting.
590
00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:14,068
Oh, yeah!
I love Atlantic City.
591
00:23:14,137 --> 00:23:16,103
It reminds me of like
an East Coast Vegas.
592
00:23:16,172 --> 00:23:18,206
It's where everybody goes
to get away from it all.
593
00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:20,413
There's dope pool parties.
Just like Vegas.
594
00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:25,931
Cool.
That is a good-looking sticker.
595
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:32,068
So cool.
"DJ Pauly D", that's me.
596
00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:33,620
Now I know
I'm in the right room.
597
00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:36,655
I walk in the suite,
it is Pauly D'd out.
598
00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:39,517
Balloons everywhere,
my face everywhere.
599
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,241
They hooked me up
to the fullest.
600
00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,310
Yeah, buddy! It's my birthday!
601
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:47,862
[Deena]
Angelina's bringing her fiancé.
602
00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:50,724
He's another Chris.
They always fight.
603
00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:53,068
Oh, so this should be really fun
to hang out with them tonight.
604
00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,137
[laughing]
Yeah, I know.
605
00:23:54,206 --> 00:23:56,103
What the...
606
00:23:56,172 --> 00:23:58,413
Angelina's bringing
her fiancé Chris to AC.
607
00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,344
And I'm not really
sure how this is gonna go
608
00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:03,172
because she said they always
fight with each other.
609
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,241
This could get interesting
with them too.
610
00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:08,517
Make a left!I am!
611
00:24:08,586 --> 00:24:10,137
You're not--What the [bleep]
612
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:12,172
You don't put your
blinker on when you--I just put it on!
613
00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,758
When you're-- when you're
turning, you're not putting
your blinker on right away.
614
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,172
I just put it on!
615
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,827
I'm dying to meet Chris.
616
00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:20,965
I'm not.
617
00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:24,310
I'm dying to meet
him because...
618
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,827
he proposed to that.I don't know.
619
00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,586
All-- and the thing too that
this girl does not understand--
620
00:24:29,655 --> 00:24:30,862
A three year old does.I have no [bleep]
621
00:24:30,931 --> 00:24:33,482
interest in this
[bleep] girl at all.
622
00:24:33,551 --> 00:24:36,068
She wants me to be all
Staten Island Strong with her.
623
00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,793
She doesn't get it.
624
00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:41,275
[Jenni]
Angelina, Chris, and Vinny?
I mean, I'm curious to how
625
00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:43,517
the three of them act together.
626
00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:44,965
So we'll see.
627
00:24:45,034 --> 00:24:47,827
I think it's gonna
be one for the books.
628
00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:50,206
Not sure which book though.
629
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,724
[Lauren]
So how was
Dave & Busters?
Fabulous.
630
00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:57,448
All the roommates
were there,
Ronnie was there.
631
00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,655
I don't know how Ronnie's
gonna be out here.
632
00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:02,275
I don't know if he's bringing
Jen, if he's coming solo.
633
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,689
I don't know...
634
00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:06,482
If Ronnie is bringing
his baby moms down to AC,
635
00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:08,551
there's definitely
a possibility that she could
636
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:10,586
ruin the birthday celebrations.
637
00:25:10,655 --> 00:25:12,068
He said they're trying
to work it out.
638
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,379
So she's probably
gonna be here then.
639
00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:14,931
We'll see.
640
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,724
[Vinny]
I'm getting like,
PTSD from Vegas.
641
00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:19,655
Coming to a hotel
with the suite...
642
00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:21,482
I get like, heartburn, yeah.
643
00:25:21,551 --> 00:25:22,896
That would've been
fun if it wasn't
644
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,241
for all that [bleep]
that was happening there.
645
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,793
100%.
646
00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,620
The last couple times we saw
Ron, like, he's been in good
647
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:31,137
spirits because we haven't
seen him with Jen.
648
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:35,275
If the baby mama comes to AC,
I'm honestly scared.
649
00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:37,206
I hope it doesn't happen,
650
00:25:37,275 --> 00:25:40,000
and I hope that
Ron is coming alone.
651
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:41,931
'Cause this is
our vacation too.
652
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,241
You never know
with that guy.
653
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,103
♪♪
654
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,482
[Lauren]
We're here!We are here, honey.
655
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,862
We made it!
656
00:25:54,931 --> 00:25:57,310
The Situation families
has arrived!Whoo!
657
00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:58,655
Welcome.
658
00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:02,000
It's beautifuls
out here, right?It's cute.
659
00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:05,103
I heard Pauly set
us up real nice.
660
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,689
Uh-oh.[gasping]
661
00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:08,724
Oh, my God, I see it.Oh, my God!
662
00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,689
I see it.
663
00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:11,931
[Lauren]
That is ridiculous.
664
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,793
That is awesome.
665
00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:16,724
They definitely treat
Pauly like a king out here
in Atlantic City.
666
00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:18,517
Wait a second...
667
00:26:18,586 --> 00:26:20,068
Come in, come in, come in.
Good to see you.
668
00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:21,758
Happy birthday.Thank you so much.
669
00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:24,206
Let the birthday
celebrations begin.
670
00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:28,448
I'm excited to see
who actually would
wife up Angelina.
671
00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:31,724
I just wanna meet a man that
could handle that woman.
672
00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:33,793
Babe, I can't
hold all this.
673
00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:35,689
I told you I'd hold
it for you.
674
00:26:35,758 --> 00:26:37,689
[Angela]
I mean, I hope that everything's
like, drama free.
675
00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:40,241
But, you know,
um, you never know.
676
00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:41,551
Hello?
677
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,896
Hello, welcome to my suite.
678
00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:43,931
I'm DJ Pauly D,
very nice to meet you.
679
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Hi! What's up? How are you?
680
00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,724
Good to see you.Good to see you.
681
00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:48,310
What's up, man?Good to meet you.
682
00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:49,793
Thanks for having me, bro.Anytime, man,
thanks for coming.
683
00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,137
Good to finally meet you,
we heard so much about you.
684
00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:53,551
Yes, hopefully good stuff.
685
00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,241
[all]
Yeah!
686
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:59,965
[Mike]
Chris is definitely a guido.
Staten Island is here.
687
00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:01,172
Hello?
688
00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:02,620
[all]
Hey!
689
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,896
Welcome, welcome. Come in, come in.
690
00:27:03,965 --> 00:27:04,965
Thank you!Thank you for coming.
691
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,310
Thanks, bro.
692
00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:08,034
What up, kid?It's like the royal treatment!
693
00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:10,620
Wow, this is going
to be a good weekend.
694
00:27:10,689 --> 00:27:14,000
I'm gonna be with my roommates,
I'm gonna be with my husband.
695
00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:15,827
Hopefully he can hang.
696
00:27:15,896 --> 00:27:18,172
You got your belly.
I wanna see.
697
00:27:18,241 --> 00:27:20,517
Aww, it's like a baby baby bump.
698
00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,965
It's like a mini...
699
00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,206
[Mike]
Same.
700
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,862
Mike's on his wedding
diet right now.
701
00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,068
Gettin' shreddy
for the weddings.
702
00:27:27,137 --> 00:27:28,137
[Vinny]
Hey!
703
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,448
Welcome, welcome!
704
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:30,482
Come on in, it's a party.
705
00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:31,793
[Deena]
Hey!
706
00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:33,655
My boyfriend's here!
Yeah, buddy!
707
00:27:33,724 --> 00:27:35,896
This megaphone
will never get old.
708
00:27:35,965 --> 00:27:37,137
It is now part of the family.
709
00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:38,758
I'm bringing it with us
everywhere we go.
710
00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,448
Oh, yeah, it's my birthday,
yeah!
711
00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:42,655
[megaphone siren blares]
712
00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:46,068
I love birthdays.
Oh, yeah!
713
00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:47,379
[all laughing]
714
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,896
Laurens, you wanna see
my gift I got yesterday?
715
00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:52,241
It's right here! Oh, yeah!
Atlantic City, yeah!
716
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,586
[megaphone siren blares]
717
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,586
[Pauly laughing]
718
00:27:55,655 --> 00:27:57,620
I love megaphones
this time a'year!
719
00:27:57,689 --> 00:27:59,310
[Mike]
Do you remember this
little view right here?
720
00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:00,448
I wanna show you something.
721
00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:02,517
[Pauly]
This is the backhand in AC.
722
00:28:02,586 --> 00:28:03,896
I was-- I was--
I was right here.Lauren, I was
723
00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,586
a different person.
724
00:28:05,655 --> 00:28:07,275
Please, he probably
very well deserved it.
725
00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:08,965
[Pauly]
And then Vinny was
trying to stop it.
726
00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:11,034
[Mike]
I kinda remember
in Atlantic City,
727
00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:13,655
Jenni gave me
a spinning back fist.
728
00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:14,689
He kicked me out of the club.
729
00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:16,241
I kicked you
out of the club?
730
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,413
Get the [bleep]
out of here!Punch me in the face?
731
00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:20,862
[all]
Ohh!See what I'm saying?
732
00:28:20,931 --> 00:28:23,103
Oh, [bleep]!
733
00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:24,310
You see what I'm saying?
734
00:28:24,379 --> 00:28:27,827
Oh, [bleep]!
I was like dumbfounded.
735
00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:29,275
Luckily the times have changed.
736
00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:31,241
Me and Nicole got locked...
in there.You guys...
737
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,310
And then you went
in the bathroom.
738
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,000
Um, yeah, good times.Yes.
739
00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:36,689
Where is Ron?
Is he coming?
I love you.
740
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:37,724
[Vinny]
Oh, yeah, where's Ron?
741
00:28:37,793 --> 00:28:38,965
Not here yet.
742
00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:41,068
Is Ron coming
with a plus-one or no?
743
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,034
I don't know.You don't know?
744
00:28:43,103 --> 00:28:44,551
[Angela]
Are they on or off now?
745
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,068
Uh, what time is it?
746
00:28:46,137 --> 00:28:47,689
I know, right?Ohh... [bleep].
747
00:28:47,758 --> 00:28:50,931
Oh, God, this is like déjà vu.
Years ago.
748
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,896
Oh, yes it was like Ron and Sam.
749
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,931
[Pauly]
Yo, we should, uh, get
ready for dinner now.
750
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,310
You guys gotta get ready, right?Yeah.
751
00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,068
[Vinny]
Yeah, let's do it.
752
00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:02,034
Where Ronnie at though?
753
00:29:02,103 --> 00:29:05,103
Always making a grand entrance.
754
00:29:05,172 --> 00:29:07,172
If Ronnie brings
Jen to Atlantic City,
755
00:29:07,241 --> 00:29:09,206
I think it's gonna
be a disaster.
756
00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:13,172
In Vegas, it brought
the mood down completely.
757
00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:16,206
And I do not want
that to happen in Jersey.
758
00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:28,793
♪♪
759
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,655
Where Ronnie at though?
760
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:37,413
Always making a grand entrance.
761
00:29:37,482 --> 00:29:39,344
We've been a part of Ronnie's
relationship drama
762
00:29:39,413 --> 00:29:41,655
for like ten years.
763
00:29:41,724 --> 00:29:44,310
When he's in these
relationships, like,
we all feel the drama.
764
00:29:44,379 --> 00:29:45,586
We're all part of it.
765
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:53,793
[Ronnie imitating Pauly]
Oh, yeah!
766
00:29:53,862 --> 00:29:55,517
[all]
Ronnie!Oh, yeah!
767
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,931
What up, kid?
768
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,862
Ronnie finally shows up,
and he's alone.
769
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,551
So I'm like holy [bleep],
thank God.
770
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,931
You made it.Hey!
771
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Hi!
772
00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:06,724
Deener!
Hi!
773
00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,758
And Chris!
774
00:30:08,827 --> 00:30:11,068
Okay, this could
be a good night.
775
00:30:11,137 --> 00:30:13,103
Our first night
could be a good one.
776
00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:14,172
Where's Mike?
777
00:30:14,241 --> 00:30:16,000
[Pauly]
Oh, Mike's with Laurens.
778
00:30:16,068 --> 00:30:17,068
They're in the
bathroom right there.They're using the bathroom.
779
00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:20,896
Ooh...
automatic door shutter?
780
00:30:20,965 --> 00:30:23,137
[Vinny]
Thank God he's not with Jen.
781
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:25,000
All is right in the world.
[chuckles]
782
00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:26,517
[megaphone siren blaring]
783
00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:27,655
Pauly, you wanna bring
that to the wedding?
784
00:30:27,724 --> 00:30:29,034
[laughing]
785
00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,448
I'll bring it to
Mike's court case.
786
00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:33,310
[both laughing]
787
00:30:33,379 --> 00:30:37,758
Try to not fight with me
as much in front of people
'cause that's embarrassing.
788
00:30:37,827 --> 00:30:39,482
They're gonna think that like,
we're like this couple
789
00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:41,000
that fights about
every single thing.
790
00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:42,413
And I don't want them--
that to come off like that.
791
00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:45,137
Well, then don't-- don't
pick fights with me.Chris.
792
00:30:45,206 --> 00:30:46,689
Who started all
these fights?Not me.
793
00:30:46,758 --> 00:30:48,931
Not you?
Okay.
Not me!
794
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,103
Just don't make me out to be
like I'm always wrong in front
of, you know, the roommates.
795
00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:53,551
Because then they're
gonna be like, see?
796
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,413
I just got back
into this family.
797
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:58,482
I don't wanna be like,
looking like a moron in front
of people, please.
798
00:30:58,551 --> 00:31:00,689
[sighing]
You gettin' me mad now.
799
00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:02,965
Chris, I'm serious.
800
00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,344
[Pauly]
Damn, the whole gang's here now.
801
00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:05,413
We should get
ready for dinner now.
802
00:31:05,482 --> 00:31:06,551
[Vinny]
Yeah, let's do it.
803
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:08,068
[Lauren]
Let's go, I need to change.
804
00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:09,482
[Mike]
There's only two bathrooms
in here, so...
805
00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:10,620
[Pauly]
Yeah, we can share.
806
00:31:10,689 --> 00:31:11,724
[Vinny]
You wanna shower together, or...
807
00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:13,655
Yeah, save water.All right, cool.
808
00:31:13,724 --> 00:31:16,137
[Jenni]
We're gonna do
a nice dinner tonight
809
00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:18,965
before the next
night of debauchery.
810
00:31:19,034 --> 00:31:21,448
Steakhouse tonight.Yeah, buddy!
811
00:31:21,517 --> 00:31:24,482
Can I go like this or no?Yeah.
812
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:27,965
I mean, if you want
to dress like LL Cool J.
813
00:31:28,034 --> 00:31:30,310
You know what I mean?
814
00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,000
I should have
my outfit picked out.
815
00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:33,586
Now I'm just waiting for
Mike to leave the bathroom.
816
00:31:33,655 --> 00:31:35,655
Oh, good luck with that.
817
00:31:35,724 --> 00:31:38,034
Yo, Mike, what you put on,
five face lotions?
818
00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:39,689
[Pauly]
Ooh...
819
00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:42,379
Yo, his lotions got lotions.
820
00:31:42,448 --> 00:31:43,482
Oh-ho!
821
00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:44,965
You're such a drag.
822
00:31:45,034 --> 00:31:48,413
[Pauly and Vinny]
Ooh!
823
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:50,448
Guys, I need help, they're
roasting each other in here.
824
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,724
No... we're not.
825
00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:55,172
I think we got it all
out in Miami, actually.
826
00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:57,620
We did, we did.I feel like everything
we had to...
827
00:31:57,689 --> 00:32:00,000
...really mean to say,
I feel like we said it.
828
00:32:00,068 --> 00:32:04,689
We did. And I thought I was
very respectful in Vegas.
829
00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:05,793
You could've went...
830
00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,413
I could've went.
I could've went in.
831
00:32:07,482 --> 00:32:08,793
And it just would've went...But it didn't.
But it didn't.
832
00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:09,862
It would've went bad.
833
00:32:09,931 --> 00:32:11,172
Yeah, but that--'Cause that was
834
00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:13,000
real in Vegas.
That was like real [bleep].
835
00:32:13,068 --> 00:32:16,793
Yeah, but-- but that--
but it all comes down to,
you know, being respectful.
836
00:32:16,862 --> 00:32:19,689
I learned after Miami,
I did always go low.
837
00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:21,137
You did.I did.
838
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:23,000
So wait a second,
wait a second, wait a second.
839
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:25,896
Are you giving a well-deserved
apology for your behavior
in Miami to me?
840
00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:28,793
Yes.
841
00:32:28,862 --> 00:32:30,896
You know, I look back on it
and it's like, you know,
842
00:32:30,965 --> 00:32:32,517
he was going through some
serious stuff.
843
00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:34,517
And he's not a bad guy,
you know?
844
00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,172
And I feel like the old Mike
deserved that roast.
845
00:32:37,241 --> 00:32:40,172
Your [bleep] is public!
Your [bleep] is real news!
846
00:32:40,241 --> 00:32:41,862
Facts! End of the [bleep] story!
847
00:32:41,931 --> 00:32:43,206
Bottom line!
848
00:32:43,275 --> 00:32:44,896
You know, the new one
has a great heart.
849
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,344
And I think that he just has the
best intentions for everyone.
850
00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:52,137
And, like, that's
the Mike I wish I got
to know ten years ago.
851
00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:53,379
Come here, come here.
Come here.
852
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:55,103
Come here, I've been
waiting for this.
853
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:57,172
He's actually
apologizing to me,
854
00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:59,000
which I thought
he would never do.
855
00:32:59,068 --> 00:33:02,482
It's nice to finally see Ronnie
be a bigger man.
856
00:33:02,551 --> 00:33:05,931
'Cause we all know
he's very short and has no neck.
857
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,310
Thank you.
I-- I really appreciate that.
858
00:33:07,379 --> 00:33:08,379
[Ronnie]
Yeah, of course.I really do.
859
00:33:08,448 --> 00:33:10,206
[bleep] these apologies,
let's go!
860
00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:13,000
Oh, yeah, Atlantic City,
yeah!
861
00:33:13,068 --> 00:33:14,931
[megaphone siren blaring]
862
00:33:20,275 --> 00:33:21,344
[Pauly D]
Let's go!
863
00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:23,310
Oh, yeah,
Atlantic City, yeah!
864
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:25,586
[megaphone siren blaring]
865
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,206
[Lauren laughing]
Stop! Babe!
866
00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:29,689
[Pauly D on megaphone]
Mike, we have you surrounded!
867
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,310
Put your hands
on the jewelry!
868
00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:32,344
[all laughing]
869
00:33:32,413 --> 00:33:33,413
Stop!
870
00:33:34,655 --> 00:33:35,862
[Angela]
Ooh, this is nice.
871
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,655
[Deena]
Fancy. Thank you.
872
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,000
Uh, could I have Kettle
on the rocks?Kettle on the rocks.
873
00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,413
[Angela]
Can I have an
extra dirty martini?
874
00:33:41,482 --> 00:33:44,103
Extra dirty martini
for Angelina.
875
00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:45,172
Is that what she got?Yeah.
876
00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:46,413
Oh, that's so fitting.
877
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,034
[Vinnie, laughing]
Can I get a [bleep] martini?
878
00:33:48,103 --> 00:33:49,586
How's Staten Island
doing over there?
879
00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:50,793
Good.
880
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:51,724
[Mike]
Staten Island's doing good?
881
00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:53,206
Staten Island
over here, too.
882
00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:54,551
Well, Vinny doesn't think
he's from Staten Island,
883
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,620
so let's just pretend
he's not.
884
00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:58,172
[all]
Ooh...
885
00:33:58,241 --> 00:33:59,206
[Pauly D]
You don't think you're
from Staten Island, bro?
886
00:33:59,275 --> 00:34:00,275
[Angela]
He's not from my borough.
887
00:34:00,344 --> 00:34:01,586
And here we go!
888
00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,758
You dish it, you have
to take it. Right, Vin?
889
00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:06,000
Got him![all chuckling]
890
00:34:06,068 --> 00:34:07,931
Oh, do you know
that they did sex?
891
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
[Mike]
Wow.
892
00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:10,655
[all]
Ooh...Wow...
893
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:13,137
[Vinny]
That's good to know.
894
00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:14,896
[bleep] my life.
895
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:16,379
Why are you even
bringing that [bleep] up
896
00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,000
in front of my fiancé?
897
00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:19,413
Chris doesn't need that, he's
here to have fun just like me.
898
00:34:19,482 --> 00:34:20,517
We just wanna have fun.
899
00:34:20,586 --> 00:34:22,000
Oh, geez.
900
00:34:22,068 --> 00:34:24,620
[Pauly laughing]
901
00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,448
Oh, my God.
This is, like, embarrassing.
902
00:34:26,517 --> 00:34:27,482
No, that's funny.
903
00:34:27,551 --> 00:34:29,068
Oh, God.
904
00:34:29,137 --> 00:34:30,931
[Chris]
Lots of tension in there.
905
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,896
He's a good-looking guy.
Nothing wrong with that.
906
00:34:32,965 --> 00:34:35,655
Wow, all right, Chris.
All right, Chris.
907
00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,241
There's seven billion
people in the world.
908
00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:39,310
It's impossible
just to find two people
attractive, you know?
909
00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:40,689
I was gonna say,
I like him more than you.
910
00:34:40,758 --> 00:34:42,310
Oh, thanks.[all laughing]
911
00:34:42,379 --> 00:34:44,137
Yeah, you know what?
Same!
912
00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:45,206
[all laughing]
913
00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:46,655
Well, we know
you did, right?
914
00:34:46,724 --> 00:34:48,034
I like you better, Chris.
915
00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:50,000
[laughing]
Poor Angelina.
916
00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:51,620
[Angela]
I'm actually
really proud of Chris
917
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,965
because I didn't expect him
to be on like, you know,
918
00:34:54,034 --> 00:34:56,068
actually this great
in front of the roommates.
919
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,965
I anticipated a lot more drama,
920
00:34:58,034 --> 00:35:01,482
and I'm really happy that he's
holding his composure right now.
921
00:35:01,551 --> 00:35:04,172
[Ronnie]
What is a pan-seared
"foe grass"?
922
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:06,275
Foie gras?
923
00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:08,241
[laughter]
924
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,793
[Vinny]
This is too fancy for us.
925
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,862
[waitress]
We like all our guests
to visualize
926
00:35:11,931 --> 00:35:13,103
the different cuts
that we offer.Whoa!
927
00:35:13,172 --> 00:35:14,862
[Mike]
Oh, yes.
928
00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:17,448
[Jenni]
Mike is gonna live
his best life today.
929
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:18,655
[Mike]
Wow...
930
00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:20,137
[Jenni]
He's got the meat sweats
931
00:35:20,206 --> 00:35:21,551
looking at the meats.
932
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,517
Do you like bone in?
933
00:35:23,586 --> 00:35:25,103
Oh, he loves bone in.
934
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,655
[all laughing][Ronnie]
Always!
935
00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:28,344
Yo, I stay
with the bone in.
936
00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:29,620
[waitress]
You ready?
937
00:35:29,689 --> 00:35:31,551
Well, I want your
finest piece of meat.
938
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,000
[waitress]
That's the Japanese A5 Kobe.
939
00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:37,310
The cattle are massaged every
single day, fed a diet of beer,
940
00:35:37,379 --> 00:35:38,862
and listen to classical music.
941
00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:41,551
You've never had a piece of meat
like that in your mouth before.
942
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,310
Ohh...[Pauly D]
I don't know about that.
943
00:35:43,379 --> 00:35:46,137
I don't know about that.[Mike]
I'll take it.
944
00:35:46,206 --> 00:35:48,862
And then I want,
uh, roasted corns.
945
00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:51,413
Pork belly. Yes, Vinny
loves the pork bellies.
946
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:55,000
And short rib pierogies.
Mushrooms.
947
00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,103
[waitress]
And mushrooms.
948
00:35:56,172 --> 00:35:58,034
You're only on vacation once.
949
00:35:58,103 --> 00:35:59,620
Not us, we're on vacation
every other week.
950
00:35:59,689 --> 00:36:01,344
[all laughing]
951
00:36:01,413 --> 00:36:02,724
[Ronnie]
This is Mike's wet dream,
this place.
952
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,068
Steaks, sides,
foods, foods, foods.
953
00:36:06,137 --> 00:36:08,068
[Mike]
Oh, my God. Here it comes.
954
00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:11,172
Yes! Oh, yes.
955
00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:13,620
Wow, it's really good.
956
00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,862
Chris, you wanna try?I don't like...
957
00:36:15,931 --> 00:36:17,620
Can you try?No, I don't want it.
958
00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:20,586
I don't want it.
959
00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:22,206
[Angela]
He doesn't have to say it
so nastily.
960
00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:23,793
No, thank you.
But I told you
I don't want it.
961
00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:24,862
Oh, my God.
962
00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,758
If I wanted it,
I would take it.
963
00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:28,034
Jesus.
964
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,172
How long were you dating
before you proposed?
965
00:36:30,241 --> 00:36:31,793
Mm, almost a year.
966
00:36:31,862 --> 00:36:33,413
[Angela]
No, we weren't
dating a year.
967
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,275
Seven months.
It wasn't a year.
968
00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:36,344
[Chris]
I said "almost."
969
00:36:36,413 --> 00:36:37,482
[Angela]
Oh, my God.
970
00:36:39,724 --> 00:36:40,965
[Angela]
I don't want it anymore.
971
00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:42,965
I have no idea
what's going on here.
972
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,448
But I feel like
Angelina and Chris bicker
973
00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:46,862
like an old married couple.
974
00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:49,551
Not okay. Like, I feel very
uncomfortable right now.
975
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,862
Oh, you're so
full of [bleep]!
976
00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,620
Ooh, they're fighting!Ohh!
977
00:36:52,689 --> 00:36:53,896
[Vinny]
This is great.
978
00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:56,000
Let Chris argue
with the dirty hamster.
979
00:36:56,068 --> 00:36:57,724
I can have
the night off tonight.
980
00:36:57,793 --> 00:36:59,137
I'm glad this guy is here.
981
00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,517
It's over.All right,
but I'm just saying.
982
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,206
You always do this.[Chris]
Oh, stop.
983
00:37:02,275 --> 00:37:03,551
[Angela]
What about the hot dog
situation?
984
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,034
[Chris]
Oh, don't even get me
started with that.
985
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:06,655
[Angela]
In-- in Manhattan,
there was a hot dog--
986
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,655
You ate the hot dog
and didn't even ask me
987
00:37:08,724 --> 00:37:09,793
if I wanted a piece of it...
988
00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,206
[Mike]
This is crazy.
989
00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:14,689
Angelina and Chris
fight over hot dogs.
990
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,586
I'll be honest, Big Daddy Sitch
likes his foods,
991
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,275
but I don't know
if I'd argue about them.
992
00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,068
[Chris and Angelina arguing]
993
00:37:21,137 --> 00:37:22,448
[Pauly D]
She had her own hot dog?
994
00:37:22,517 --> 00:37:23,862
[Angela]
I didn't know this, though.
995
00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:25,413
But I knew this, 'cause I
see them order three of them.
996
00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:27,344
So why am I gonna
offer you a bite--But then you should--
997
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,793
I didn't know he was
gonna eat yours, too!
998
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,620
Yo...This is how Staten Island
people fight, guys.
999
00:37:32,689 --> 00:37:34,758
They-- they really
love each other.
1000
00:37:34,827 --> 00:37:36,103
[Vinny]
I actually think
Angelina and Chris
1001
00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:37,655
are perfect
for each other.
1002
00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:40,000
Like, I could just picture them
on a Manhattan street corner
1003
00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:41,206
just yelling at each other.
1004
00:37:41,275 --> 00:37:43,103
Like Staten Island people,
just like,
1005
00:37:43,172 --> 00:37:45,241
"What the [bleep] you talkin'
about?!" You know.
1006
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:46,793
We're arguing for like
an hour in the city.
1007
00:37:46,862 --> 00:37:48,034
[Angela]
What happened to mine?
1008
00:37:48,103 --> 00:37:49,896
[Pauly D]
Marie, get in the [bleep] car!
1009
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,068
[all laughing]
1010
00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:52,034
Come on, baby,
you know I love you!
1011
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,482
Now get in the [bleep] car!
1012
00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:55,482
[Chris Buckner]
We just had like $200 steaks,
1013
00:37:55,551 --> 00:37:56,827
everybody's talking about
hot dogs.
1014
00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:58,137
How do you think
the cow feels?
1015
00:37:58,206 --> 00:38:00,379
He was massaged, he listened
to classical music...
1016
00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:01,620
Now he's gotta
listen to this.
1017
00:38:01,689 --> 00:38:03,413
No, that was nothing.
Trust me.
1018
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,517
Oh, my goodness.
1019
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:05,655
[Mike]
Anyway...[text chimes]
1020
00:38:05,724 --> 00:38:07,310
Oh, here it is.
1021
00:38:07,379 --> 00:38:08,758
Here it is.
1022
00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:10,241
[Pauly D]
Oh, Mike been
waiting for this.
1023
00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:13,241
We got the dessert menus.
Ooh, caramel cheesecakes!
1024
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,620
[Lauren]
No.
1025
00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,448
[Mike]
We have mixed berry
fruit tarts.
1026
00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:18,413
[Lauren]
We're gonna share
the lemon mousse.
1027
00:38:18,482 --> 00:38:20,448
Honey, honey, you sure we
shouldn't get two of those?
1028
00:38:20,517 --> 00:38:21,517
[Lauren]
All right.
1029
00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,586
[waitress]
Any coffee?
1030
00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:23,620
[Vinny]
No, none for me.
1031
00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:25,655
[Mike]
A decaf coffee.
1032
00:38:25,724 --> 00:38:28,137
[Ronnie, whispering]
Oh, my God, stop. [sighs]
1033
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:30,448
[Pauly D]
Yo, what is he doing?
1034
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,689
Bro, he's a mess.
He is a mess.
1035
00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:33,965
He's fighting with Jen,
you can tell.
1036
00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:35,137
[Mike]
He is?Mm-hmm.
1037
00:38:42,344 --> 00:38:45,241
♪♪
1038
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,379
[Ronnie]
Oh, my God, stop. [sighs]
1039
00:38:51,448 --> 00:38:53,862
[Pauly D]
Yo, what is he doing?
Bro, he's a mess.
1040
00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:56,482
He is a mess. He's on his phone
the whole-- the whole time.
1041
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,896
He's fighting with Jen.
You can tell.
1042
00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:59,586
[Mike]
He is?Mm-hmm.
1043
00:38:59,655 --> 00:39:01,827
Ohh, I hate that.
1044
00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:04,862
This situation with Ron and Jen,
obviously a buzzkill.
1045
00:39:04,931 --> 00:39:06,586
But is-- it doesn't
surprise me at all
1046
00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:08,379
because it happens
everywhere we go.
1047
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:10,655
I just hope that
that particular energy
1048
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,931
doesn't get seeped
into our weekend.
1049
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,586
[Deena]
Can you pass me the sugar?
1050
00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:21,586
[Deena]
Jenni, if you
have a headache,
1051
00:39:21,655 --> 00:39:23,586
what do you take
while you're pregnant?
1052
00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:29,482
So I did a lot of like,
all-natural stuff. Um...
1053
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,758
Well...
1054
00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:45,896
Can I-- can I get everyone's
attention for a second?
1055
00:39:45,965 --> 00:39:47,620
So, obviously,
there's a lot of stuff
1056
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:50,172
that's been going on
with me and Jen.
1057
00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:52,689
And she is in town
and she's here.
1058
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:56,827
And I would love for her
to be with us this weekend.
1059
00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,379
Do you guys mind if she
would come to Pauly's gig
1060
00:39:58,448 --> 00:40:01,448
tomorrow and just...
hang out?
1061
00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:05,862
[Jenni]
What the [bleep], Ron?
1062
00:40:05,931 --> 00:40:07,068
Like, you didn't
go to Seaside
1063
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:08,862
'cause you were
dragged by a car.
1064
00:40:08,931 --> 00:40:10,448
And now you're like,
yeah, be cool with her.
1065
00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:12,000
Like, I don't know
where to go with this.
1066
00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,172
This is like, next level,
like, mind [bleep].
1067
00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:17,068
We're all a family,
I wanna put it out there,
1068
00:40:17,137 --> 00:40:18,655
and like, I don't wanna...
1069
00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:20,689
you know, make people
feel uncomfortable.
1070
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:23,103
As long as she's nice to you,
you know what I mean? Like...
1071
00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:24,862
No tit-for-tat bull[bleep].
1072
00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,517
No, that's ended.
It's been--
1073
00:40:26,586 --> 00:40:29,172
We've actually been good...
like, recently.
1074
00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:31,724
Like, it was just I needed
[bleep] to be aired out.
1075
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,896
[Jenni]
Okay...It was, and I'm good.
1076
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:37,310
[Vinny]
Ron is telling us that the
fighting with Jen has ended.
1077
00:40:37,379 --> 00:40:40,896
Uh, that's like him saying that
the fighting with Sam has ended.
1078
00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:43,172
Which we all know,
it's never ended.
1079
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,931
[Jenni]
Does anyone object?
Speak now.
1080
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,620
Or forever hold
your chin.
[Deena]
About what?
1081
00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:49,068
Jen coming tomorrow?
1082
00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:54,482
No, it's fine.
1083
00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:57,034
Obviously, we're all
just, like, terrified.
1084
00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:58,689
He's gonna do
what he wants anyway,
1085
00:40:58,758 --> 00:41:01,275
so there's not much we can do.
1086
00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:04,137
I mean, she can come.
I've always wanted to be on TMZ.
1087
00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:05,206
[all]
Ohh!
1088
00:41:05,275 --> 00:41:06,275
[Lauren]
Oh, my God.
1089
00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,137
I'm gonna sit over here.
1090
00:41:08,206 --> 00:41:10,448
[Mike]
This weekend...
1091
00:41:10,517 --> 00:41:13,827
is gonna be savage as [bleep].
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