Original subtitles

[ Mechanical Whirring, Buzzing, Clicking ]

[ Ringing, Whizzing ]

[Siren Blaring]

[Women] InspectorGadget

Ooh-ooh InspectorGadget

[ Horn Honks ]

InspectorGadget

- [ Barking ] - Ooh-ooh

InspectorGadget

Go, Gadget, go

Go, Gadget, go

[ Croaking ]

InspectorGadget

Ooh-ooh InspectorGadget

Go, Gadget, go

- [Man Yelling]Help ! - [ChildrenScreaming]

- [Man]Seeyouat the P. T.A. meeting. - [ Whistling ]

- [Woman]Goodmorning, OfficerBrown. - Morning.

- [Man] OfficerBrown ! Howdoyoudo ? - Morning.

[ Whistling ]

[ChildrenScreaming]

[ChildrenScreaming]

[ Screaming ] No brakes !

Help, UncleJohn !

- Somebody help ! - Save us !

Help !

[ Gasps ]

- [ChildrenScreaming] - [ Screaming ]

Where's Officer Brown ?

- [ Squeals ] - [ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

- [ Grunting ] - [ Gasping ] - [ Screaming ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Screaming ] Help !

[ Children, Crowd Screaming ]

[ All Gasp, Sigh ]

- Hey, the dog ! - [ All ] The dog !

- [Dog Howls] - [ Crowd Cheers ]

[ Girl ] Oh, Harvey !

Officer Brown, you're my hero.

Oh, please, miss. It was nothing. Oh, geez--

All in a day's work, ma'am. Any cop woulda done the same.

Brain ? Yech.

[ Laughing ]

Having another hero cop dream, UncleJohn ?

Every time I close my eyes. How was school ?

Fine.

Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents come and talk about their careers.

Oh. Well, I might have to work. You want me to ask off ?

Oh, no. That's okay.

Parents coming to school-- whose idea was that anyway ?

- But ifit's important toyou, Penny-- - Did the letter come ?

Letter ? Uh, gee, well-- What letter ?

I don't-- Oh, yes.

Theysaid twoyears as asecurityguard isn'tenough experience tobea cop.

- UncleJohn, I'm sorry. - Me too.

Well, I can still secure and protect.

I just think I could do so much more good as a cop.

Hey, waitaminute. Tomorrow'syour day off.

Oh, well-- [ Sighs ]

Look, I know that Nicole's dad is a lawyer,

and Kim's dad is a dentist,

and I just didn't want to embarrass you with your friends.

IfI only had that badge.

UncleJohn, it's not the badge, it's the heart behind it.

I'm very proud ofyou.

[Woman] Fingers crossed.

[Woman] Fingers crossed.

This chip is gonna make the whole Gadget project work.

-Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot. -[ Sighs ]

[Man] Allright. Kick theball.

[Sighs] Nothin'. I'm hungry.

Okay, all right. I'll go get us some dinner. But then we keep going.

- Yeah. - Okay. I'll call the guardhouse...

so they don't search the deliver guy again.

Hello, Antonio's ? Yeah, it's Brenda. No, foot's still not moving.

- Dad, keep thinking about that foot. Yep, the usual. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[ Humming ]

[ Continues Humming ]

- [ Gasping ] Dad. - Hmm ? What ?

[Brenda Stammers]

Tapyour foot again.

- What ? - Huh.

That's weird.

Wh-What wereyou thinking about ?

I was thinking about how much you remind me ofyour mother.

[ Snickers ]

Wait a second. Wait a second !

That's it ! It's animated bywill, not by thought.

Byyour heart, notyour head ! [ Laughing ]

- Come on, try it again. Do it again ! - All right.

[ Laughing ]

[Together] We didit! We movedthe foot!

- [Woman]jack, queen-- - [john Whistles]

[john] Brenda Bradford--she's sobeautiful.

- Wowser. - [Woman] Black eighton therednine--

- What ? - Oh, oh, nothin'.

I wasjust talkin' to myself.

Thelma, how do I look ?

Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard.

-[CatMeowing] -[Man]Brenda Bradford.

Well, good evening, young lady. It's been a while. [ Chuckles ]

- Four, three, two, one, zero. -[Brenda Humming]

- [ Watch Beeps ] - Go.

- Dr. Bradford. - Yes ?

- Hi. - Hi.

- I borrowed a book from your dad. - You did ?

- PowerLearning Through SpeedStudy. - Oh.

It took me forever to get through it.

But I really think it's gonna pay off, though.

I just applied to the Riverton police force.

- Yeah ? - It's what I've always wanted to do.

- Help people, that is. - Um, I gotta--

Dr. Bradford is out ofthe lab and we can go in. Sikes, release the remote-control van.

[ Electronic Beeping ]

- Nice stars. - Yeah ? Which ones ?

I just meant the whole--

- All of'em. - Oh, I thoughtyou meant a specific cluster.

I always take everything so literally.

- So do I. - Yeah ?

I forgot my keys.

- Oh. - [ Chuckles ]

- I'm-- Okay. Night. - Sorry. Good night, now.

[ Sighs ] Well, I'll just stay here, then, and, uh, secure the parking lot.

[ Tires Screeching ]

Concentrate, you twit !

Hey, that guy's speeding.

Ten miles an hour in the parking lot, buddy !

- No-no-no-no, straightahead! No, left! - Bad cat. Bad cat.

Left, Sikes, turn !

- What was that ? - We have an intruder on the premises-- a blackvan.

- Where ? - Try that big hole in the wall !

[ Gasps ] Brenda.

- Huh ? - Hello, Artemus. I'll take that.

Oh, no, wait. No, no, no, no !

- Now,justamoment--[Gasps] - Arrivederci, Professor.

Uh-oh ! Someone's gonna blame the old lady.

Sniffy, let's go.

[ Sobbing ]

Dr. Bradford, I won't rest until I fi nd whoever's responsible.

Justice will be served.

Brown, where areyougoing ?

- To catch the bad guys ! Stand back, Thelma ! - This isn't going to end well.

- You're not on duty, Brown ! - I'm always on duty !

[ Sighs ]

[ Laughing ]

[Chattering, Yelling]

[Horn Honking]

Oh, no. We're being chased by the hatchback squad.

[ Laughs ] Hey, I have a hatchback.

Ooh. Oh !

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa ! Whoa-oah !

Nowyou've crossed the line. Pull over, you !

- Stop the car, Sikes. I want to enjoy this. - [ Laughing ]

Oh, gosh ! Oh !

- [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Uh-oh.

Yahoo

Attention ! Driver ofthe wrecked limo...

attached to the Yahoo! billboard,

this is Security OfficerJohn Brown.

Pleasestep outofthe vehicle immediately...

or... else.

Fine work, Mr. Security Guard. You got me.

- Here. Have a victory cigar. - No, thanks.

Remember: Smoking kills.

- I don't smoke. - Oh, really ? You willnow.

[Laughing]

[john] Oh, boy.

[ Screams ]

[Shrieking] Myhand!

Pardonme! Excuseme! Comin'through !

- Hey, haveyouseen my uncle,john Brown ? - Uh, he's in there.

UncleJohn ?

Please wake up. I knowyou can hear me.

Lookwho I brought to visit.

Look, it's Brain. He came to seeyou.

Okay. No. Not in his mouth, Brain. No. No.

Okay, stop.

We're lookin'atextensive tissue damage.'44 fractures, amajorconcussion,

all coupled with extensive internal trauma.

This man tried to save my father.

His risked his life to protect ourwork.

- We've done all we can. - Notyet, we haven't.

- Mayor's coming through ! Clearthe way! - Dr. Bradford!

Clearforthemayor!

Dr. Bradford, both I and Police ChiefQuimby here...

- Hi. - are very sorry to hear aboutyour father.

- He was a good man. - Oh. D-Did you know him ?

No, I didn't.

So, how soon can you fi nish the Gadget project, hmm ?

I'm sure that he would have wanted me to fi nish it as soon as possible.

- Mmm. Oh. - Yeah. With the, uh, " English Patient" there ?

- That's enough, Quimby. - Sorry. Just doesn't look like you got off to a good start.

[ Laughing ] So, how can you be so sure that this is the proper subject ?

Dad told me that I would know when the right man came along.

John Brown's the right man.

- Well. - Well.

That's good enough for me. [ Laughs ]

Let's go.

[ All ] Hmm.

- Chain saw! - Waxybuild-up, stat. - Bring in thehoses, stat!

[Surgeons Continue Noisily]

[Man] Keady, and... break!

It's a thing ofbeauty, Quimby.

The future oflaw enforcement reborn before ourvery eyes.

Yeah-- Columbo and Nintendo all rolled into one.

He'll makeyou obsolete:

no overtime, no hazard pay, no blue flu. [ Laughs ]

And he won't call me " Evil Gidget" behind my back.

Oh, by the way, what do we have on the Artemus Bradford murder ?

Well, we got a limo with no license...

and some scrap metal from whatever it was that broke into the lab.

- Do we at least know what was stolen ? - According to Doctor Bradford,

- a robotic foot. - Robotic foot.

- A robotic foot ? - Yeah.

What kind ofcyberfreak are we dealing with ?

[Man] Notbad, Kramer.

- Notbadatall. - [ Relieved Sigh ]

It's got a sort ofpostmodern Captain Hook kind offeel to it.

Very diabolical. [ Chuckles ]

I deserve a dashing appellation.

"DashingAppalachian"? Whatis that ? A hillbilly with a tuxedo ?

- No, you idiot ! - No !

[ Chuckles ] It's a nickname--

one that will send my enemies cowering in fear.

Ah.

Ah, too bad " Hook" is taken, huh ?

- How 'bout... "Captain Claw" ? - Oh.

- No, no, no, no, no-- - Or "Santa Claw. "

Just "Claw." One word,

like " Madonna."

Well, anyhoo, Captain-- Sir-- Mr. Claw,

I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle,

so I have managed to design...

a few interchangeable options.

- Hi, hi. [ Laughs ] - Oh, very clever, Kramer.

[ Mocking ] "Very clever, Kramer."

- Very clever, indeed. [ Chuckles ] - [ Gasps ]

Well, fi rst we have the opera hand...

forthosespecialnights out.

And I know how much you enjoyJapanese food,

so I madeyou a sushi hand-- see there ?

[ Mimics Eating ] Tasty.

- Hmm. - [ Nervously] Also,

I don't remember ifyou enjoy the medieval fare, but--

Kramer, that's enough. Sikes, bring on the foot.

- [ Shrieks, Sighs ] - Oops.

Hmm ?

[ Mechanical Whirring ]

[ Metallic Clang ]

[Popping, Whizzing]

- [ Chirping ] - What the--

What have they got me on ? Ooh ! Ooh !

Oh, my-- Oh ! Ooh !

[ Screams ]

[ Shrieking ]

- I, um-- - Your thumb's on fi re !

- I seem to be having a reaction. - [ Shrieking ]

- Mr. Brown. - Oh. Oh, it's you.

It's all right. It's all right.

- [ Panting ] Um, I, uh-- - [ Mechanical Noises Continue ]

I don't know what's wrong. I, uh-- I seem to be ill, and I can't remember anything.

You may not remembervery much right now. You suffered a major concussion in the explosion.

- What happened ? - You'vejust come out of a very long recovery.

You are now a sophisticated network oftissue, hardware and software.

No ! I gotta get outta here.

Mr. Brown-- Mr. Brown, come back here.

We're gonna go in-- I'll take--

[ Gasps ]

[ Panting ]

Look, Mr. Brown, I know that this is all new foryou,

and it must feel strange.

- [ Mechanical Whirring ] - You will adjust.

- My head is very heavy. - Don't worry. That's easy to fix.

[ Grunts ] I don't wanna be like this.

I don't understand what happened to me.

John, we saved your life.

I'm not me anymore. I'm a hardware store.

This is a huge opportunity. You were designed...

as the fi rst prototype cyber police officer for the Riverton Police Department.

You said yourselfyou wanted to help people-- this is your chance.

- I do want to help people. - Iknow.

- Aiyee ! - Oh !

- [ Coughs ] - I'llbe withyoueverystep ofthe way.

Okay. I'd shakeyour hand butyou might lose an eye.

[Man]Anandroidofthis quality couldhave amyriadofuses.'

shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men.

International rescue workers, teachers.

Oh, yes. I was getting to them. Well, let's see him in action, huh ?

Okay.

Oh, I'll strap myselfin.

Okay. Turn me on, Kramer.

[ Grunting, Straining ]

Move, darn you ! Move !

- [ Straining ] - It's a lemon.

Thankyou for that, Sikes.

- You put it on. Come on. - Why can't he do it ?

He's capable ofintelligent thought. That's useful tome.

[ Chuckles ] Now, strapyou in.

Perhaps ifwe give him maximum voltage.

- [ Moans ] - Yeah, that might work.

[ Yelling, Moaning ]

I wantmy...

mama !

[Continues Yelling, Whimpering]

Something got left behind. What does Brenda have that I don't ?

[Brenda] This is thesingle mostimportantcomponent.' theneuronsynapseamplifier.

It's a high-powered processor chip...

that increases the charge in the human brain wave...

enough to move the machinery that's now built intoyour body.

Without this chip-- themost powerfulrobotics chip in the world--

your body couldn't possibly function.

- Anymore questions ? - Nope, I'm fi ne.

Guess itjust takes a little getting used to, you know ?

Good. Then I will just giveyou your manual to study.

[ Springing, Bird-Cawing Sounds ]

Volume one.

Mm-hmm. Looks like the usual stuff:

extendo-legs, helicopter hat.

- Guess I'm all set then. - Right. Oh !

There's onemore thing. Ialmostforgot. It's important.

Your new wardrobe.

The Gadget suit.

Okay, so ifyou want to operate one ofyour gadgets,

you simply say "Go, go, Gadget," and then you name the device.

Well, couldn't I say something more official, like,

like, "In the name ofjustice."

[ Giggles ] Well, you could, but it wouldn't work.

But "Go, go, Gadget," sounds so--

My father designed the program, and he--

Oh ! Oh-oh-oh-oh ! It's "Go, go, Gadget."

- I really like it. - Okay. Good. I'm glad.

So, okay, let's say there are two guys trying to rob ajewelry store,

and you wanted to trip 'em up-- what would you do ?

- Okay, uh, let me think. -["Jeopardy!" Theme Plays]

Go, go, Gadget-- oil slick.

That's notoil, it's toothpaste!

- Ooh ! Ooh ! - [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Stop it !

- Whoa ! - Say, "Go, go, Gadget, stop" !

- Go, go, stop ! - We're gonna need some more workwith you.

- Go, go, stop ! - We're gonna need some more workwith you.

[ Humming ]

Try to visualizeyourgoal.

Concentrate.

Putall otherthings outofyourhead...

except obtaining the balls.

Okay.

He'sjust like the "Six Million Dollar Man."

[ Sighs ]

- [ Screams ] - [ Screams ] - Wha-What ?

[Falsetto] Ungrip !Ungrip ! Turn itoff!

[ Chuckling ] Well, I guess $6 million doesn't buywhat it used to.

- [ Swami Continues Screaming ] - Excuse me.

[ Falsetto ] He is not a man, you know. He is a monster.

I've got something special to showyou. Ta-da !

The Gadgetmobile.

- Wow. - It's foryou.

Imade itmyself.

- Come on. - You made me a car ?

The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.

All right. Now, it may look simple,

but this thing hasjust about as many factory extras as you do.

Come on ! Get in there !

- Oh-- - Watch the coat. Okay.

[ Mechanical Whirring, Beeping ]

[john] Gosh, she's incredible.

- Oh, it's a he. - Excuse me ?

You'll see. Okay, now, it has voice activation, ejection seats,

a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage system, a cardio-homing device.

- Then there's a periscope, a candy-- - Dr. Bradford,

there's something I just have to askyou.

- Oh,just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile." - Yes, but will you--

- "Go, go, Gadgetmobile" ? - Good morning, Riverton !

Hey ! Who's in the car ? I work alone.

Hey, before we hit the road, I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck !

- [ Gasps ] - I don't think the car likes me.

- [ Gasps ] - I don't think the car likes me.

Whoyou callin' "car" ? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Left turn !

- Haven'tyou fallen outyet ? - No, sir, I haven't !

- Who areyou, rookie ? - I'm OfficerJohn Brown,

and you're exceeding the speed limit.

Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.

- Areyou talking to me ? - Speakin' ofthe law, who's not wearing a seat belt ?

- Gotta wear the belt, baby ! - Hey !

It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna fight me some crime. Whoo !

[ Gadgetmobile ] More left turns !

Could you slow down, please ? I-- I get carsick.

You know what makes me peoplesick ? A rookie thinkin' he's good enough for Dr. B.

Not that it's your business, but what makes you think I was putting moves on Dr. Bradford ?

Hey, I've got heat sensors. I know whatyou were thinkin' when Dr. B. gaveyou that smile.

Now, look here. Come clean with me, or I'm gonna bounceyou right outta here.

I can assureyou my only interest in Dr. Bradford is professional.

[ Gadgetmobile Laughing ] " Professional," huh ?

Well, good. Keep it that way, andthat's an order.

- You got it ? - Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.

I'll tell you whatyou are. You're the-- [ Blubbering ]

Don't make me go " De La Hoya" on you !

Isn't there an "off' button or something ? A "mute" ?

- Oh ! - Sorry, sir !

Don't push my buttons without readin' the manual ! Ooh, watch out there, now.

- Whoa ! - [ Gadgetmobile Laughs ]

- Hmm ? - Aw, man. I got ajune bug in my grille. [ Spits ]

[John ] Shouldn't we be working together, helping people ?

- Why didn'tyou say so ? - [ Tires Screech ]

- [ Gasps ] - Yo, Clouseau-- 9:00.

- Left, you idiot ! - Overthelock !

- Shut up and let me do it. - Very observant, Gadgetmobile.

- Time to do some good. - [Thieves ContinueArguing]

- Lostyour keys, fellas ? - Uh, keys-- Yeah, keys.

- Allow me to help. - Say "bye-bye" to the rookie.

Here. This ought to do it.

- Oh. Thanks. - Yo ! Check out the bowling shirt !

Huh. I'm a bowler myself. You work at the prison ?

- Uh, yeah. Work at the prison. - [Gadgetmobile Whispering] Psst! Gadget!

I'll be getting into the law enforcement bowling league too.

- Thereyou are. Drive carefully. - We'll seeyou.

That's it. I can't take it anymore. Step away from the Viper !

- Hey, what's the big idea ? - Open your eyes ! We got a couple ofjailbreakers !

Well, then, we should inform the prison guar-- Wait a minute !

Let's splitup. I'llgoafter 'em, andyousay "ten-four. "

- Ten-four ! - [Siren Blaring]

Go, go, Gadget-- coils !

Skates ! I meant skates !

- [ Gadgetmobile ] Come here, Carl Lewis. - Uh, halt ! Forward !

Oh, for cryin' out loud. Go, go, forward, please !

Oh, for Pete's sake ! Halt !

- [ Grunts ] - Hello. Sit back and enjoy the bars.

You'll be lookin' at 'em for the next 20 years. [ Laughs ]

- [ Panting ] - Oh ! Ooh !

Uh-oh. Oh, gosh ! Ooh !

Go, go, Gadget-- [ Muffled ] grappling hook !

Whoa !

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Wowser !

[Man On TV] The Kiverton Police Departmenthas anewcop on thebeat.

- Here's Tira with thestory. - In anincredible display ofcourage,

Kiverton's firstcyber-crime-fighter heroicallyapprehended...

two escapedconvicts this afternoonin the downtown area.

The soon-to-be inspectorwill be inducted into the Riverton Police Department...

atagala event tomorrownight--

Why, it's that annoying little security guard from the institute.

...Kiverton's much admired budgetsurplus to fund--

So he's the lucky duck they plucked for the Gadget program. Ha ! Irony abounds.

[Sikes] That's my cruller!Gimme that!

- [Crashing, CatMeowing] - [ Chuckles ]

- Sikes ! - Yes, boss ?

Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow promises to be quite an evening.

So, anyone special going tonight ?

Well, the mayor, the governor.

Any doctors ?

- Doctors ? - You know, female doctors--

very attractive female doctors.

Wowser.

- [ Crowd Screams ] - [ Tuba Blares ]

- Is it that obvious ? - [ Sighs ] Come on, UncleJohn.

Youjust need to... loosen up, be cool.

- You been talking to my car ? - What ?

- Huh. You'llsee. - [ Chuckles ]

- [Penny]Fire ! - Wrong fi nger.

- Careful. - [ Sneezes ]

[CrowdLaughing, Chattering]

Excuse me. Inspector, may I have this dance ?

Oh. Why, sure. Yeah. You betcha.

Uh, here.

Let's see ifI still know how to do this.

[ Laughing ]

[ Crowd Gasps ]

Not bad,John Brown.

May I cut in ?

Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.

- We were ? - Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed.

I was obese.

[ Chuckles ] Maybeyou remember me better like this.

- [Brenda Gasps] Yes ! - [ Laughs ]

Wow !

Well, it's nice to seeyou again.

- Hereyou go. - You look...

different.

- [ Chuckles ] - [ Coughs ]

Well, I'll go get us some champagne.

Oh, great idea ! Three flutes ofbubbly, please, Mr. Gizmo.

[ Chuckles ] We'll be right here.

You know, Brenda, I'm not at all surprised you've become such a renowned scientist.

You were always themost brilliantonein school.

-[Brenda Chuckles] No, I was ahard worker. - Oh, Iremember.

Iusedto watch the way you wrinkledyourlittle nose, concentrating on calculations.

- Youdid ? - Mmm. You tookmybreath away.

- I... did. - Brenda, dance with me.

- Youremindme ofa thing Godzilla oncesaid. - [ Whooping ]

Tell me, what will you do now that the Gadget program is completed ?

- Ooh. Oh. - Huh ?

[ Crowd Gasps ]

You're done with the Gadget thing. Come andjoin me at Scolex Industries.

- [ Crowd Marveling ] - [ Woman ] We'll be right here.

Ahem.

I could only carry two glasses.

Oh.

A bientot, ma cherie. [ Slurps ]

Ahh !

John, h-hejust offered me ajob.

He said that I would have unlimited funding,

my own lab...

and complete control ofall my research.

But what about your other research ?

The Gadget program-- areyou sure you've worked out all the bugs ?

Well, um--

Oh, how touching. The creator and the creation.

[ Laughs ] Excuse me, Inspector,

but the press would like to take some photos ofus with our boys in blue.

Let's go. [ Singsong ] Photo op. Okay. Come on.

- [ Quimby] Get ready, boys. Here's the dynamic duo. - The camera is your friend.

- Watch thebirdie ! - Getabigsmile !

Chief, ifyou don't mind my asking,

when do I get started on my big case ?

[ Chuckling ] Oh, soon enough, Gadget.

I have a few assignments for you to cutyour teeth on fi rst.

- Biggrin. That's it. - Inspector!Overhere, please!

[john]I've got to talk to the chief. He's not taking meseriously.

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, rookie.

Nobody likes a whiner. Now, what areyou gonna do about it ?

I'm ready to get tough-- real tough.

-[Cop] Here comes Gadget. - Hey, thatyournewpartner, Gadget ?

- Whatyougot, a catburglar? -A realfelon, huh ?

- The city's safe now. - Catgotyour tongue ?

Inspector Gadget reporting, sir, with the 1 3th--

that's a baker's dozen-- kitten I've pulled out ofa tree this week.

- [ Meowing ] - So ?

- Permission to speak freely, sir. - No.

- [Kitten Meows] - Well, ifyou're gonna pout.

Thankyou, sir.

What I want to say is that,

while I appreciate cute and fluffy as much as the next officer,

I fear that the kitten-rescue patrol is a misuse ofmy capabilities.

Huh. You know, I don't get it, Gadget. Every timeyou--

I won't be happy until I've brought the murderers ofArtemus Bradford tojustice.

Ah. And I won't be happy until you're off the force,

andbeingsold, piecebypiece, atsomegaragesale.

- [KittenSlurping] - I want that case, sir.

Well, I'll tell you, the problem is the Bradford case requires real police work,

- and the fact is, you're not a real police inspector. - [Kitten Belches]

Youare notarealpoliceman. Youarejustapublicitystunt that we have toputup with.

So, why don'tyoujust about-face...

and get out ofmy office.

[Kitten Whimpers]

Okie-dokles, sir.

I've pretty much completed Prometheus peryour specifications,

and, I must say, the likeness is really quite convincing.

Good. Imitation is the sincerest form offlattery, Kramer.

Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's private data ?

Oh, yes.

I tapped into her fi les and stole her research.

Whywould you do that ?

[ Imitating Kramer] "Whywould you do that ? Whywould you do that ?"

[Cackling, Sighing]

- [ Grunting ] - Ah. Oh, oh.

Kramer, don't look so nonplussed.

Now that Dr. Bradford is part of the Scolex team, we share everything--

oratleast we will.

Oh, well, I think sharing fi les is a great way to bring the company together.

You know, make sure we're all singing off the same song sheet, so to speak.

Imaginemyrelief tohaveyoursupport.

Anyway, sir, like I said, without the chip, I don't think--

Oh, soyou made the chip.

- Hey, that looksjust like the guywe almost killed. - Oh, I didn't hear that !

Chips ahoy.

- [ Gasping ] - [ Mumbling ]

- [Sikes] Wow! - [Kramer]Oh, sweetLordy.

- Good morning, Robogadget. - [ Mumbling ]

Youhavejustbeenanimated...

by themostcomplex computer technologyin the world.

- What areyou going to do now ? - [Bell Dings] - I'm gonna kick some butt.

- [ Gasping ] - [ Laughing ] Very saucy.

It looks so real. Yow !

- Oh ! - [ Cackling ] Very good, yes !

Oh, Kobo, nothing canstop us now!

Gotta makemy own case.

B, B, B, B, B, B, B-- Bradford.

[ Whirring ]

Go, go, Gadget-- magnifying glass.

Increase magnification.

Increase magnification.

"Si." Go, go--Spanish translation.

- [Computerized Voice] "Si" means 'yes. " - I knew it !

[ Whirring ]

Inspector Gadget, can I haveyour autograph ?

- Got any money ? - Uh-uh.

- [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming ]

Ah !

[ Laughing ]

- [Kadio] Hey, now, you're arock star - Yeah !

Get theshowon, getpaid All thatglitters is gold

- Onlyshootin'stars break themold -So I'llrule out theSpanish.

But whatelse could "SI"standfor? "Space Invaders "?

- Nah ! - "Scuba Instructor" ?

- No ! - Hey, how about "Super Idiot" ?

- No, that's not it. - UncleJohn--

- I loveyou, but I think you have a loose wire. - [ Laughing ]

Oh, what about that ?

"Scolex Industries. "

Hello. Finally, there's a detective in the house.

Wait a minute. IfScolex stole the foot, then Scolex murdered Dr.--

Oh, no ! Brenda !

[ Gadgetmobile ] Time to work !

[ Gadgetmobile ] Time to work !

-[Tires Squealing] - CanyoufindtheScolex building from here ?

-[Tires Squealing] - CanyoufindtheScolex building from here ?

- Or should I call the police ? - I am the police.

- Hey, wait. What about me ? -[Gadgetmobile] You're smarterthanheis.

Stay in the car. I don't mind baby-sitting you, Penny,

but please tell the beagle that that's an armrest, not a chew toy.

[Man On TV] InspectorGadget apparentlyhas goneberserk in the downtown Kivertonarea.

Eyewitnesses told me that he was laughing...

- while he maliciously stacked these four cars. - What's gone wrong ?

Other reports indicate that he's already caused a major traffic accident,

destroyedprivatepropertyandsetfire toan elderlyman's beard.

Go, go, Gadget--grappling hook.

Whoo ! [ Screaming ]

- [ Television Reporter Continues ] -John !

What happened ? I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.

Brenda, it's not safe here. Scolex is a liar and a thiefand--

Let'sjust say he's not a very good guy.

Go home ! Lockyour doors !

Stay alive ! Whatever happens, I will fi nd you.

Oh, too far ! Whoa !

[Screaming, Thudding] Thathurt!

[Groaning, Coughing]

Wowser. Iknewit.

You'll pay for this, Scolex.

Go, go-- suction shoes.

Hello ?

Hello ?

Sandy, is thatyou ?

- [ Gasping ] - Wow !

- Ifinallyget tomeetyou. - Y--

- Sandybuiltme toyourspecifications. - You're me ?

We are like totally twins.

You must be Brenda. Sandywas right. I'm you. Only prettier.

We probably share brain waves. Areyou thinking about gelato right now ?

'Cause I am.

I gotta go fi ndJohn.

Don'tyou wanna hang out ?

[ Snoring ]

John !

[ Laughing ] Outside ! It's so beautiful !

Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay ? Have some quality girl time.

[ Continues Snoring ]

Gotcha !

- [ Beeping ] - Whoa !

[ Screaming ]

- Huh ? - Go, go, Gadget-- blades.

- Huh ? - [ Grunting ]

We have a blader. Repeat--

[Continues Indistinct]

- [ Grunts ] - Youcanrun, butyoucan'thide.

Go, go, Gadget-- brake !

- [ Grunting ] - [Cackling]

[Whirring]

Smile !

-John ! - [ Singing ]

- I got a wild wild life - Don'tyou ever stop ?

Oh, this is so much more cool than hanging out in that lab.

AllSandy ever wants to talk aboutis thatgross foot.

[ Electronic Giggling ]

- What foot ? - The one he stole and copied to make me.

Brenda, I'm programmed tobea cheerleader.

- [Crowd Cheering] - Watch !

Ready ? Okay ! B-R-E-N-D-A

Brenda That spells Brenda

[Voice Trails Off]

Greetings, Inspector. Glad you could drop in.

- I oweyou one, Scolex. - Oh ?

You blew up me and my Chevette, and I really liked that car.

Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand,

so, go, go-- get over it.

Idon'tknow whatyou're up to, Scolex, butyou'llnevergetaway with it.

[ Cackling ] Oh, how cliche, Inspector.

I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.

- Hmm ? - Huh ?

Huh ?

Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world,

evil quite often prevails.

I'm afraid so. Pull him up.

Now, look howyour replacement is helping people...

-[Cackling]to cross thestreet. - Hey.

He looksjust like me. I don't get it.

- Whywould you do this ? - To make teachers !

- Shut up ! - Oh. [ Whimpering ]

I'll tell you why.

To make technowarriors that never get tired, never get hungry...

and never say "no."

Every army in the world will be made up ofmy creations.

Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh ?

Imagine the perks.

Comprende ?

Yeah, I comprende.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I comprendo. Yo comprendo.

Conjugate the verb, for pity's sake.

Pull the N.S.A. chip before he butchers another language.

You're kidding, right ? Okay. Yousee ?He's always kidding.

- Ineverknow. - This timeno.

I want to make sure nobody else can develop their own android.

Doit, oryou'll bebuildingyourselfanewhead.

- Oh. - [ Chuckles, Grunts ]

"Newhead. "

Okay, I am not here right now.

I am on the beach with dolphins, and, oh, hi, look at this starfish.

I don't feel so good.

I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to fi nd these days.

Would you mind ifI do the honors ?

Well, here goes. Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.

Good-bye, Mr. Chip.

Dump this idiotin thejunkyard.

Yes, boss.

[ Cackling ] Oh, no, not that idiot. This one.

[ Grunts ] Oh, I wish you'd be more specific.

There's an awful lot ofidiots around here.

- [ComputerKeys Clicking] - Attention, Robogadget.

Destroy the city andhave some fun.

Okay, boss. You with thebeard, comehere.

- Hello ?John ? Anybody home ? - [Tires Squealing]

You sit back and enjoy the ride, Penny. I'm driving. Ha-ha.

Remember, kids. I'm a professional car, so don't try this at home.

- Penny, where's your uncle ? - I thought he was with you.

[ Sighs ] This is bad.

Come on, Penny. We gotta fi nd him. There's something rotten in Riverton.

Whereyougoing, Gadget ? The chiefis very upset withyou.

I'm gonna have to arrestyou. Hey ! Getyour hands off me !

- [ Screaming ] Officer down ! - Strike!

Next timeyou pay for a Gadget, don't forget the extended warranty.

- [Knocking] - What ?

Let's talk, Chief. [ Clicks ]

Sure. What doyou-- What doyou want to talk about ? Politics ?

The Florida Marlins ?

I-I knowyou're upset aboutyesterday.

That was thejob talking. The truth is...

I wantyou-- I wantyou on the Bradford case.

In fact, I-I wantyou to lead the Bradford case. I think--

[ Together] Freeze ! Hold it right there !

- Shoot him ! - [ Yelling ]

Adios, boys !

Whee !

Wild thing

Youmakemyheartsing

Youmake everything

Come on, wild thing

- [Growling] - [ Screaming ]

[ Growling, Laughing ]

Ladies, I don't like the looks ofthis.

What would Unclejohn be doing here ?

Imean--Areyousure wepickedup therightsignal?

Ofcourse I have the right signal.

You know I have Lo-J ack on my father's side.

- [ Growling Continues ] - [ Screaming Continues ]

[ Screaming InJapanese ]

[ Gadgetmobile ] Uh-oh, I don't like this.

- See, I know what dogs do when they're nervous. - Stop !

- UncleJohn ! - [Brenda]Penny!

UncleJohn ! [ Grunting ]

- Penny ! - UncleJohn !

[ Grunting ]

No ! UncleJohn ! Wake up !

Please, don't tell me. No.

The N.S.A. chip is gone.

He doesn't need the chip.

He's got theheart. He can do itallbyhimself.

[ Whimpering ]

Hmm ?

[ "Inspector Gadget" Theme Plays

Can't be.

-John ? - UncleJohn ?

- Can you hear us ? - He's alive.

Brenda.

- Penny ? - You're alive.

I-It's amiracle. He doesn'tneedthe chip.

It's my uncleJohn, that's what it is.

- [ Grunts ] - Whoa. - Whoo.

- [ Barks ] - [ Giggles ]

Way to go, rookie. We'll make a cop out ofyou yet.

Buckle up, kids, and stick some newspaper under that beagle.

This engine's only got two speeds: " Fast" and "Whoo, what was that ?"

- Where's Scolex ? - I'll fi nd him. You drive.

Let's see whatyou can do, Gadgetmobile, 'cause I feel the need-- the need for speed.

[ Penny Giggling, Screaming ]

Now, ifI'm home late, itjust means it took a little extra time...

to overthrow Scolex's evil empire, okay ?

- [ Penny] Okay ! - [ Gadgetmobile ] Later, Penny.

[Brenda] Left turn !

Kight turn !

[ Screams ] Where'd they go ?

Heads up, baby ! Evil dude's limo at 1 2:00.

- Left turn ! - Gotit!Okay, take the wheel.

- Right ! - When Igiveyou thesignal, slowdown.

Okay![Panting] Okay. Whoo!

- Now ! - [ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ] Gotcha !

- Nice aim, Doc ! - Thankyou.

You're under arrest for the murder ofArtemus Bradford, Scolex.

- God, you're irritating. - And you--

you're under arrest for impersonating a police officer.

- [ Chuckling ] - Oh, what a tangled web we weave--

Getridofhim.

[ Cackling ]

Youjust ran a stop sign. Whoa !

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.

Oh, whoo ! Go, go, Gadget-- skis.

Go, go, Gadget-- snow. Go, go, Gadget-- water.

Go, go, Gadget--

Mommy !

- Hmm ? - Whoa !

[ Gasping ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Gadgetmobile ] Hey, stretch, pull over.

[ Cackling ]

[ Gasps ]

Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile. The Gadgetmobile bumpsyou.

I'll go get him, boss. Sit tight.

[ Grunting ]

[ Brenda And Gadgetmobile ] Watch out behind you !

[ Robogadget ] We're gonna have some fun.

[ Gadgetmobile ] I'm gonna makeyou into a compact.

Whoo ! Time for a bat turn.

- Don't lose that limo ! - On the case, Doc !

[Western]

[ Robogadget ] You know how to dance, don'tyou ?

Actually, I was taking lessons not long ago, in the hope...

- Shut up and dance ! - thatone day I--

- Uh-oh. - [ Cackling ]

[Bullets Clanging]

[ Chattering ]

Go, go, Gadget-- air bag.

- Oh, Sikes, you lost her. - I'm gonna try to findher, boss.

It's not good, sir.

[Gadgetmobile] Let's use the elementofsurprise.

Oh, surprise.

Brenda, what a pleasant surprise.

- Brenda, Brenda. - You !

Stop, Claw !

Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know, I love it when you call me "Claw."

- So what's new ? - Hello-- You killed my father !

[ Grunting ]

[Whirring]

- Time. - [Whirring Continues]

- Gadget here. - It's about Brenda, partner.

- Yeah ? - Scolex is taking her to the roof.

I'd save her, but I can't fit in the elevator.

I'm on myway. You know what they say about nice guys fi nishing last ?

- Huh ? - Well, theywere wrong.

Go, go, Gadget-- oil slick.

Toothpaste ? Whaa!

What happened toyou ?

Let me put it this way. I got the Skittles kicked out ofme.

I'll be right back.

- Oh. Penny, why areyou here ? - Evidence !

[ Growling ]

Hey, Gadget. It's a clip-on.

[ Robogadget Laughing ]

Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain, you go that way. I'll go this way.

[ Groaning ]

Igotta destroy the evidence. Why couldn'titbea finger?

Icouldbe working atmy dad's store rightnow...

selling nails, hammers andpowerdrills.

Yes ! Powerdrills rock !

Get in there ! [ Groaning ]

- [MetalClanging] - [ Grunting ]

- Well, whoareyou ? - Whoa, there, big boy.

- Um, hi, there. - Hello.

Why's that foot in the toilet ?

I was, uh, cleaning it.

So what's your name ?

Uh, I'm Sikes.

You know, Sikes, you look more like the kind ofguywho should be, um--

uh--

helping someone pick out good weather stripping.

My old man had a hardware store.

- [Phone Kinging] - [ Robogadget ] Telephone !

It's mine.

It's mine.

- Hello ? - [ Girls ] Hi, Mr. Gadget.

- Nicole andKim, how'dyouget thenumberofmyhand? - From Penny. Is she there ?

Penny isn't here right now, butyou can call her at home, okay ?

- She's nothome, but we'll tryheragain. - Okay, bye.

- Bye. - Whatdo theymean, she's notathome ?

[ Screaming ]

Whee, whee !

Oh ! oh, no ! Oh, oh, oh ! Oh, oh !

[Cackling]

I don't get it, Claw. What's your plan now ?

Since my dreams for a global robotic empire--

-[Brain Growling] - [ Screaming ]

Mongrel ! My pants ! Oh, God !

Mongrel.

Next thing you know--

Next thing you know, you're a minion.

[ Sobbing ] You're a minion.

I'm a minion.

Ooh ! Oh !

Ow, ow!

Uncle.

- Hey, hey, don't touch that. - [ Crowd Gasping ]

Hey. Hey, what'd you do that for ?

We shouldn't be fighting. We've got a lot in common, except I've got nicer teeth.

I'd hoped that we could've worked together, been partners.

Together, you and I could've-- [ Imitating British Accent ] r-r-ruled the world.

You should've quit whileyou were "ahead."

Cannonball ! [ Laughing ]

- Ooh! - Ooh-la-la !

[Women Whooping]

Go, go, Gadget-- chopper.

Contact.

[ Wheezing ]

Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa-oa !

How doya-- whoa-- fly this thing ?

Oh ! Oh, no ! Go, go back.

Up, up, up, up. Good, good, good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad.

[ Screaming ]

My hair !

Sit back and relax, darling. [ Clicks Tongue ]

[ Screaming ]

Whoa ! Hey ! I can see my house from here. Whoa !

Two things, Scolex ! One: You are completely insane.

Andtwo.' Ilikedyoubetterfat.

- [ Gasps ] - [ Meows ]

Bring on the brownies ! Hah !

Wheelin the waffles ! I'm ready tobinge![Laughing]

Darn ! Thatfellow willnotgive us abreak!

For the third time-- Sanford Scolex, you are under arrest !

No !

Go, go, go, go, go, go, Gadget !

[Scolex Cackling]

-John ! - Oh, no !

Let me giveyou a lift. [ Cackling ] Where can I dropyou off ?

I'danswer, butIdoubt youreally care.

John ! I'm up here ! Take my hand !

Hi,John. How areyou doing down there ?

-John ! - [ Imitating Brenda ] "John !"

[ Brenda ] John, I knowyou can save us ! Think ofsomething !

I'm working on it.

Hurry ! [ Grunting ]

[Swami's Voice Echoing] Try to visualizeyourgoal.

[ Gasping ]

[Yells, Screams]

Back to the drawing board !

Brenda,jump ! Right on my back !

Oh, Brenda, don'tjump. ForGod's sake, we can work this out, darling.

- Sweetiepie, really! - [ Screaming ]

My God. Me-- I'm out ofcontrol.

[ Brenda Screaming ]

Go, go, Gadget-- air brakes. Go, go, Gadget-- airplane.

I don't know what to go, go anymore !

Didn'tyou read the manual ? Try something else !

Go, go, Gadget-- glider. Go, go, Gadget-- balloon. Go, go, Gadget-- parachute.

Go, go, Gadget-- giant trampoline.

Go, go, Gadget-- circus net. Go, go, Gadget-- featherbed. Go, go, Gadget-- haywagon.

Go, go, Gadget-- bubble wrap. Go, go, Gadget-- parasail. Parakeet.

Paraglider. Parasol.

- Umbrella ? -John, you did it.

- You saved our lives. - I did ? I guess I did.

Wowser !

-Just watch out for the big head. - Understood.

- You know, arrogance can sneak up on you. - No, that big head !

John ! Areyou okay ?

Gadget.

Oh, hello, Brenda.

Areyou breathing ?

I think so.

How's your central vallecular equilibrator feeling ?

It feels pretty good.

And how's your auto-axle lubricator functioning ?

It's functioning fully.

- Oh, Gadget. - What is it ?

- Is my occipital piston slipping ? - No.

I just never realized...

what beautiful brown eyes you have.

[Scolex Screaming]

It's a high-fly Scolex.

The Gadgetmobilepulls underit. The crowd's going crazy.

- He makes the catch ! - [ Meows ]

- We made it! - Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex is out and that is the game !

Final score: Gadgetmobile-- one, Scolex-- zippo.

And the fans rush the field. [ Chuckles ]

No autographs, please. Please, y'all, come on, now.

- Freeze ! Getback ! - Gentlemen, there's been some kind ofa mistake.

[Penny] Chief!

Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have to placeyour uncle under arrest.

- Freeze ! - Don'tmove, Gadget!

Well, Ijust thought you'd wannaknow...

that Sanford Scolex created an evil version ofmy uncle to terrorize Riverton.

- Is that true ? - Everyword ofit. She's an amazing young woman.

She held up a mirror to my misguided ways in the service of Mr. Scolex.

I'm sorry, Chief.

Here's the foot. I didn't know any better.

Et tu, Sikes ?

- Cover him, men ! - [ All Grunting ]

[ Gadgetmobile ] They're all yours, fellas.

Wowser.

Excuse me ! Press ! Excuse me ! Mayor on the premises.

The shepherd needs her sheep. Yes, it is a credit to myself and my administration...

that we had the courage to believe in and initiate the Gadget program.

- [ Chattering ] - [Scolex] Arrivederci, Gadget!

This is not good-bye.

I'llgetyounext time, Gadget. I'llgetyou.

Wowser.

[ Gadgetmobile ] A happy ending. What could be better than true love ?

- Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. - [ Honking ]

Did you know I speak German ? Fahrvergnugen, baby.

InspectorGadget

Hello, and welcome to Kobobrendaerobics...

where I'll beyour host, Robobrenda.

Followme. It's gonnabe fast. Andkick, andkick, andkick--

And kick, and kick, and kick, and fall.

InspectorGadget

InspectorGadget Ooh-ooh

InspectorGadget

Gadget InspectorGadget

Hi. My name is Sikes.

- [ Together] Hi, Sikes. - AndI'm aminion.

But it's been 30 days since I last kissed up to anyone !

[ Cheering ]

Go, Gadget, go

This is the coolest watch. It's a radio, a computer, even a phone.

Testing, testing.

Brain, say something. Come in. Over.

[ Don Adams' Voice ] Brain is not here.

Please leave a message at the sound ofthe woof. Woof!

[Beeping]

Hey, thanks forwatching my movie.

Yeah, my movie. Even though we called it InspectorGadget.

Iknowyouallare wondering-- things with the Volkswagen are working outrealgood.

We gotmarriedin Las Vegas in a drive-through chapel.

We're expecting alittle subcompactany daynow.

Thinking ofcalling him "The Love Bug, "

which is in no wayaplug formy employer, the WaltDisney Company.

Although when ourlittle oneis old enough, his first words willbe...

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

Butdon'tany ofyouleave forthemeparksjustyet.

All these finepeople in the credits made melookgood.

Youcan callme whenyou wantme

-Ifyouneeda friendyougotme -I'llbeyour everything

Fulfillyour every dream

We can do itautomatic Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything you wantandmore

Iknew themoment that we met

Ihadtobeapartofyou Someoneyou won'tforget

So don'tsay I'm like the otherfew

Nomatter what's going down you'll findmenext toyou

Girl, I'llbeyourSuperman I'll do whatno one can

You'll findthatI'm the everything thatyouneed

Deep down inside ofyou

Nomatter whatyoudo

You'llsee I'm everything you wantandmore

Youcan callme whenyou wantme

-Ifyouneeda friendyougotme -I'llbeyour everything

Fulfillyour every dream

We can do itautomatic Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything you wantandmore

Nosweat The Clawis onhis way

Don't worryabouthim catchingyou

Don'tevenbeafraid

Somehow, some way I'll findout what's the deal

AndI'llbe there torescueyou You'llsee thatI'm forreal

Girl, I'llbeyourSuperman

I'll do whatno one can

You'll findthatI'm the everything thatyouneed

Deep down inside ofyou

Nomatter whatyoudo

You'llsee I'm everything you wantandmore

Youcan callme whenyou wantme

Ifyouneeda friend yougotme

-I'llbeyour everything - Girl

-Fulfillyour every dream -Everythingyou wantandmore

We can do itautomatic Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything you wantandmore

-Andmore -Everything, girl

Don'tyouknow

Callme whenyou wantme

I'm gonnabe there, baby

[Gadgetmobile] Wow, youmade it through credits,

andwe didn'tofferyou anything forfree.

Movie audiences are thebestaudiences in the world.

Now, getout, gohome. Leave, vamoose. Yougot togo.

I am tired. Please, go home. Go home, go home, go home.

Good night, Riverton !