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[beeping]
- That's our alarm going off
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an hour earlier than usual,
'cause with three kids
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and two jobs, there's never
enough time in the morning.
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But Mama figured it out.
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[singsong]
Baby, get up.
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It's time to do it.
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- Mm, I don't wanna.
Too early.
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- Oh, come on.
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Don't make me do it
all by myself.
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- No, I don't know if I can
get the little guy up.
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- He's not so little anymore.
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- Wait, what are we
talking about right now?
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- Getting the kids
to school on time.
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- Mm, yeah, yeah, kids.
I knew that.
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- God, you still wake up
like this every morning?
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- Mm.
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- What a waste.
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Okay, we're tricking
the kids by setting
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the clocks an hour ahead,
'cause we're the family
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who's always late
for school and work,
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and I'm tired
of sucking at life.
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- Eat! Good morning.
- Why is it still dark out?
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- It's double
daylight savings time.
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Here, eat your breakfast.
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- Let's see if we can find
any clean coffee cups
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in this filthy hellhole.
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- Holy moly,
you're awake already.
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- Yep, we're crushing it.
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- You're not crushing it, man.
You want to see crushing it?
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Look at the Walkers.
They're already reaching
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the peak of their sunrise hike.
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- Come on, we've got
a good little bunch here too.
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- Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie--
- [gasps]
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- Mom, you know how fake
that Instagram family
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you're obsessed with is,
right?
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- Oh, you're just jealous
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because you ain't
got no content.
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Oh, I just wish this family
would do one thing
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to make me feel
hashtag blessed.
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- Oh, no, we are,
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because we are hashtag
on time for school.
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- We're on time.
Great, let's go.
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Bye, I love you.
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Okay, great, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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Come on.
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- Wait, I forgot
about my homework.
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- It's fine.
We'll do it in the car.
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- Okay, I'm just supposed to do
a report about Abraham Lincoln,
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build a log cabin,
and dress up like him.
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- Hashtag morning fail.
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- [sighs]
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Do you have a top hat?
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We didn't have
time for anything
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except faking the worst
costume in history.
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Costume.
- Costume.
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- Stapler.
- Stapler.
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- Log cabin.
- Log cabin.
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- Here you go, yes.
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- Are you guys
sure this is good?
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- Sometimes you just have
to tell your kids the truth.
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Honey, it's not good.
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It is great!
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This is not
one of those times.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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And here we are late again,
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stuck in the usual
school drop-off hell.
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These people take
their costumes too seriously.
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Okay, come on,
enough with the kissing.
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They're going off to Tuesday,
not college.
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We got a spot.
We got a spot. Yes!
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Aha, aha.
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Ah, yes!
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Work hard.
Be kind. Love you.
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Get out.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Uh, sorry, the fast lane
is a new perk
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for honor roll students only.
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I guess somebody didn't read
the school newsletter.
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- Sorry, how do you know that
we're not an honor roll family?
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- Because you don't
have a sticker...
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And your child
is drinking syrup.
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- Louie, stop drinking
your homework.
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- Just move it back
into the other lane, okay?
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Thank you.
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- Okay, that's
cultural appropriation.
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Namaste.
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I know, I know I'm late.
I know, I know.
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I got screwed by
the honor roll fast lane.
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Okay, just tell me
you guys started working
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on the creature designs.
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- The creature designs.
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- No, of course you didn't.
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Did you at least
save me a plain bagel?
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- No, all that's left is
the bottom half of a blueberry.
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- It's not our fault, okay?
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The jocks took
all the good bagels.
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- Okay, they're not jocks.
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They're nerdy
sports game developers.
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I don't know why you guys
let them intimidate you.
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The guys had always
been disgruntled
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because they
didn't get roof access
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while the sports guys did.
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- Hey, dudes.
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You want to join us
on the roof?
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Oh, yeah, you can't.
Roof access is a big dog perk.
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[imitates barking]
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- The meaner the jocks
were to the guys,
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the more the guys
wanted to hang out with them.
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- Man, those guys
are frickin' cool.
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They are such
big old d-holes.
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- If all it took
was being a d-hole,
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you'd be on
the roof already.
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- Oh, my God,
thank you, Norman.
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- You know what?
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You guys
deserve roof access,
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and I deserve
an honor roll sticker
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even if I don't have
an honor roll kid.
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- I deserve a blue badge.
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- That's it: I can make one.
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- Make an honor roll kid,
at your age?
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- Not a kid, Chewey,
a sticker.
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I can make a sticker.
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- Right.
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- You know what,
fire up the Photoshop.
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Let's go, move it.
Move it.
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And just like that,
I had an honor roll sticker.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Hey, volunteer mom,
who wants to [bleep] with me?
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You want to try [bleep]ing
with me today?
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- Mom, language.
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- God, I thought you
had your headphones in.
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Ah. Work hard. Be kind.
Love you. Get out.
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[clears throat]
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Oh! Sticker.
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Left it at home last time.
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Bye, bitch.
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Don't mind if I do.
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- Ow!
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- Hey, Lily,
is that your sticker?
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- No.
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- Huh, then how'd Mom get one?
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- I got my ID swipe on
at 8:59, baby players.
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Almost took the stairs
'cause I'm nasty.
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I'm a punctual baller, son.
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Oh, I'm all about
that on-time life, am I right?
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- I've been here since 6:00.
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- Thank you very much
for that.
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Appreciate you.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I'm here.
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Hi, pretties.
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[gasps]
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Hello, all the bagels.
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Oh, you're so plain.
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[kisses]
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Okay, let me
see some sketches.
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- Well, I have about 50...
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- Great.
- Of the roof deck.
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- What?
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- You know, the one
that we're excluded from.
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See, I'm thinking
that there is a fountain
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surrounded by velvet
chaise lounges.
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I love a chaise lounge.
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Is it a couch?
Is it a bed?
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- I meant for work, Chewey.
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- Oh, then no, sorry.
I get obsessed.
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Ever since I was a kid,
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I would sketch things
I couldn't experience,
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you know, like prom or--pfft--
other kids' birthday parties
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or parents
in a happy marriage.
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- Bet those jocks
are up there right now
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you know, talking about hoops
and beers and touchdowns,
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hanging out
in some sick-ass grotto
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underneath, like,
a frickin' waterfall.
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Just--pbbt--oh.
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Just a friggin' waterfall.
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- That's why we can't get
a good flush going down here.
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It's classist, okay?
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A good flush
is a fundamental human right.
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It's about dignity.
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- Guys, stop, okay?
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Listen, if I can get to work
like a punctual baller,
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you guys can get roof access
like sneaky ballers.
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But first get back to work
like worker ballers.
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- Can you stop
talking like that?
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- [muffled]
No. It's fun.
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- Ugh. Okay, you heard bagel
baller.
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Get back to work.
- Yeah.
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- I'm making a fake badge.
We're getting on that roof.
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- Yes!
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- [clears throat]
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- Sorry, that was decades
in the making.
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- After slaying it at work,
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I even had time to make
a nutritious meal
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for my family...happen.
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- What, hot deli.
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What is the occasion?
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- I don't know, just
killing it at life, I guess.
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- Oh, what
a wonderful mother.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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- Not you, Mrs. Walker.
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She made her family
frittatas
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with fresh veggies
from her garden.
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- Why is she in a bikini
in every photo?
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- I imagine her kitchen
is very hot.
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- You know, Mom,
I could Photoshop
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the best version of us too,
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but I don't want us
to be a family of liars.
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Trust me, all their deceit
will catch up to them someday.
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- Mom, Mom.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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- I know about the sticker,
Mom.
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- Oh, God,
it's caught up to me.
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Okay, honey, listen to me.
I can explain.
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- You don't have to.
You tried to keep it a secret
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so Lily wouldn't feel bad.
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I made the honor roll!
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Ah!
[thud]
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- Thumbs up
if you're okay.
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.
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[overlapping chatter]
- You, you, you!
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Chh! Pccch! You forged
an honor roll sticker.
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- Okay, okay, so I rigged
the system a little,
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but the system sucks.
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The school is giving
free fast passes
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to kids who are already ahead
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when it is mediocre people like
us who need the extra time,
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and you know it.
- Wow.
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- Do you know
how awesome it was
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to have a five-minute
drop off?
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- It's not appropriate to--
Five minutes?
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- Door to drop-off.
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- We can't let Louie
think that he earned something
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that he didn't earn.
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Bad parenting, bad.
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- Oh, I know.
I will go tell him the truth.
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- Okay, good.
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[sighs]
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Wow, five minutes
door to drop-off.
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- You know, I did make
an extra sticker for you.
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- No.
- Damn it.
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Hey, buddy,
can we just talk for one--
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Are you doing homework?
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- You know, Mom, being
on the honor roll is so cool.
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- Yeah, sweetie, about that.
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- All my friends
are good at stuff.
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Judson plays baseball.
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Leah draws cartoons.
250
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Keegan was on
"The Good Wife."
251
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,144
But now I'm finally good
at something too: school!
252
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,580
- Louie's finally
proud of himself,
253
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,626
and I'm about
to take it all away.
254
00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,453
- What a wonderful mother.
255
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,499
- Enough with Mrs. Walker, Mom.
256
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,980
- Oh, not her. You.
- What?
257
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:09,374
When Indian moms are proud,
they feed you sweets,
258
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,637
or so I've heard.
259
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,987
- A son on the honor roll.
260
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,077
Oh!
261
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,732
You're just killing him.
262
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,735
- It, Mom.
I'm killing it.
263
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,258
- So we just
keep lying to him?
264
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,999
- All I'm saying is,
265
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,478
we've always treated Louie
like some sort of late bloomer.
266
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,089
We rebrand him
as an honor roll student,
267
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,481
and, look, he's motivated
to become one.
268
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,787
- And this has nothing to do
with the fact
269
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,354
that your mother's
being nice to you?
270
00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,617
- No, no, of course not.
I'm a grown woman.
271
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,184
I don't need
my mother's approval.
272
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,319
- [speaking Hindi]
273
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,105
- What's happening?
274
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,194
- Number one dad!
275
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,239
Way to go, chief.
276
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,719
[laughs]
277
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,461
- Oh, I think your mom
just tipped me.
278
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,637
- Yeah, it's an Indian thing.
She's proud of you.
279
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,596
- Feels really good.
- I know, I told you.
280
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,249
- Look, 20 bucks.
281
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,382
- Oh, God, look at it.
- There it is.
282
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:03,341
- We need to duplicate
that badge to get to the roof.
283
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,429
- Coast is clear.
284
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,214
- I do believe
we are clear.
285
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,215
Hang on, whoa,
whoa, who's this?
286
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,173
Oh, no, wait.
Oh.
287
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,785
Well, knock me down
with a feather.
288
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:15,702
I thought you were morally
objected to stealing a badge.
289
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,573
- I am. It's wrong.
290
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,489
I got here early to catch the
new girl in the parking lot.
291
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,753
She pulled up in her Subaru,
sun dancing off her nose ring,
292
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,494
and I was like,
"Good morning."
293
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,670
And she said,
"Hey, Gorman."
294
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:31,413
[sighs]
So close and not even a name.
295
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,675
- Yeah, well,
she seems dumb.
296
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,416
So, okay, let's do this.
297
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,071
[breathy whistle]
- Okay, go, go, go.
298
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:40,683
Oh, just gonna do
my morning stretches.
299
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,816
Oh, nothing unusual
about that.
300
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,645
Doing my normal
morning routine.
301
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,516
Ooh.
302
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,432
- That was way more chill than
I thought it was gonna be.
303
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,825
- Look at us.
304
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:55,219
We're like James Bond
and James Bond's friend.
305
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,307
- [imitates playing tune]
306
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,179
- Idiots.
They've got no idea.
307
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:01,704
- Guess who made it in early
again thanks to the sticker?
308
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,837
This guy.
Coffee's on me.
309
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,536
- Be warned, you're all
tangled up in a web of lies
310
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:10,757
that's just gonna keep
getting tanglier and stickier
311
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,281
until the spider of truth
312
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,283
descends on you
and everyone you love
313
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,633
and poisons you
with the sting of regret.
314
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,200
- Yeah, I don't care.
315
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,638
- I picked a book
316
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,858
from the advanced reading list
at the library,
317
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:28,644
and 'cause I'm smart,
they gave it to me for free.
318
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,298
- They're free for everyone.
319
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,865
- What? How do they
stay in business?
320
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,257
- Oy.
321
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,520
- Mom, I'll take
my ice cream now.
322
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:38,132
- Wait, we get weekday
ice cream?
323
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,524
Are you pregnant again?
324
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,265
- No, no.
325
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,702
- Hate to be this guy,
326
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,704
but Mom said we only
get weekday ice cream
327
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,793
if we made the honor roll.
328
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,709
- The H is silent,
you little ding-dong.
329
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,232
It's not fair.
330
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,886
I study way harder than him.
331
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,497
I should be getting ice cream.
332
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,760
- I'm sorry, Lily.
333
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,502
- Psst, I'll get you dessert.
334
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,245
I don't know when or how,
but, by God, I will.
335
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,378
- Oh, oh,
no, no, no, no, no.
336
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,337
We'll watch "The Voice"
in bed later.
337
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,555
I love you.
338
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,688
- What do you think, huh?
339
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,170
Does this say,
"I am proud of my family,"
340
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,694
but also, "Look at me"?
341
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,305
- Wow, are you
just really late for prom?
342
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,568
- It's for the honor roll
ceremony tomorrow.
343
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,440
Don't you read
the school newsletter?
344
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,356
- Yeah, I do, a lot.
345
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,185
- I can't wait to Instagram
my little Louie
346
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,404
receiving his certificate.
347
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:37,582
So does Number One Mama
348
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:41,717
want to have her hair done
with me tomorrow, huh?
349
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,939
My treat!
- Whoa, man.
350
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,376
Norman was right.
I'm in a web.
351
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:51,596
When you're in this deep,
the only thing to do is...
352
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:56,514
Oh, yeah, ah.
353
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,864
Sink even deeper.
354
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,648
I know I'm headed
for disaster.
355
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,868
Dear God, this woman
has magic fingers.
356
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,218
But I will
get out of this mess
357
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,828
right after...
358
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,484
thiiiiiiis!
359
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:11,791
.
360
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,358
- Let's go through the
checklist with things we need
361
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,359
for the roof mission.
Badge?
362
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,013
- Check.
- Okay.
363
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,362
Yeah, that's everything.
364
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,190
All right, we're good.
- Uh, hold on.
365
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,931
Integrity...not check.
366
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,280
- Oh, man, okay, you know what?
367
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,934
You can keep
your integrity down here,
368
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,414
but guess who's on that roof
369
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,156
is your dumb nose ring
hippie girl, mm-hmm.
370
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,853
- You serious?
- Uh-huh.
371
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,420
- Subaru Girl
is in the sports division?
372
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,117
- She do.
- Think about it.
373
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,336
She might
let you close enough
374
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,859
to taste her natural oils.
375
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,121
She doesn't wash.
- Ooh...
376
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,253
- Why would you want her to?
377
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,472
- Damn it, I'm in.
Whatever.
378
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,517
- Yes.
- I'll do it.
379
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,127
- Okay.
- Good boy.
380
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,476
- Well, I think we found
our new creature design.
381
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,956
We just got to coax it
off Emet's head.
382
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,436
- Okay, shut up, Griff.
I'm in deep.
383
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,220
Apparently there's
an honor roll ceremony.
384
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135
How hard is it
to hack into Louie's school?
385
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,397
[beeping]
- I'm already in.
386
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,878
- You are, really?
- No, not really.
387
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:56,923
You think I'm going to hack
into a children's school
388
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,446
with this predator stache?
389
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,971
- Well, well, well, Medusa,
seems like a little spider
390
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,973
might have climbed down
and visited you.
391
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,236
It looks like it's time
to come clean to your son.
392
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,282
- [chuckles]
That was a joke, right?
393
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,154
You are joking, yeah,
because that is madness.
394
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,156
I mean, sure, yeah,
maybe three days ago,
395
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,592
absolutely fine,
hunky dory.
396
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,116
But not now.
It's too late.
397
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,031
I mean, little Louie,
he'll be crushed.
398
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,510
And your mum?
399
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,511
Well, she's gonna have
ammo on you for years.
400
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,122
No, you are trapped.
401
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,863
There is no way out.
You're trapped, damn it!
402
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,342
Sorry, this whole
roof mission thing
403
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,517
has got me really on edge.
404
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,518
- He's right.
405
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,998
There's only one option.
406
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,087
I have to leave my family.
407
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,915
- Or you could just
buy your kid off.
408
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,352
- [gasps]
Or I could buy my kid off.
409
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,528
- We can't buy our kid off.
We have to come clean.
410
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,356
- Oh, oh, sure,
let's go tell that sweet face
411
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,054
to put his book down
and try to get an audition
412
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,446
for "The Good Wife"
because he's dumb again.
413
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,013
- Laser tag?
That sounds rad.
414
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,929
- Okay, yeah, laser tag.
415
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,278
- Did someone say
laser tag?
416
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,933
- Mom said laser tag.
- Someone did.
417
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,369
Hey, you know how you're
always trying to get me
418
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,241
to go to Laseropolis
and I'm always like,
419
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,547
"No, 'cause it's hell and I
hate it more than anywhere."
420
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,548
- She hates it worse
than my parents' house.
421
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,202
- Yeah, totes.
422
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,075
Well, guess who got VIP passes?
423
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,685
- Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
Mom.
424
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,252
- But they're only
good for today.
425
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,688
- What, they're only good
for today?
426
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,385
They're only good for today.
We have to go today.
427
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,910
- Which means you'd have to
miss the honor roll thing,
428
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,085
but, I mean, who wants to go
429
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,390
to some sort of
honor roll ceremony
430
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,610
when you could go
play space wars
431
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,133
with a bunch of kids
432
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,222
who are hopped up
on hormones and Slurpees?
433
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,442
- Pew!
- Bam!
434
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:25,141
- Nah, I want to go
to the honor roll thing.
435
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,361
- We have to leave our family.
- It's the only way.
436
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:31,974
[device beeping]
437
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,976
- We're Oscar Mike.
438
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,282
Watch my six.
439
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:38,328
[suspenseful music]
440
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,374
♪
441
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,419
- This is exciting.
442
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,379
♪
443
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,511
[loud clang]
444
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,165
- What the hell was that?
445
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,995
- Game over.
Abort! Abort! Abort!
446
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,692
- Hello?
447
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:59,175
- Shh.
448
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,047
- [whispers]
Good-bye.
449
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,092
- Go, go, go, go, go.
450
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,615
Um...
451
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:08,271
- Today...we become men.
452
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,751
Let's do it.
453
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,057
- Okay, man.
454
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,101
[clears throat]
Whew.
455
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,276
[device beeps]
456
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,192
- [exhales]
I feel alive.
457
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:20,022
[Muzak plays]
458
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,589
- Take a good one, Googaloo.
459
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,548
Everybody say "honor roll."
460
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,637
all: Honor roll.
461
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,639
[camera shutter clicks]
- Ha ha!
462
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,207
Okay.
- Okay, listen, after my mom
463
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,731
gets her perfect Instagram
picture, follow my lead, okay?
464
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,995
- Okay, we've got
the money shot.
465
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,127
Let's go.
- That's not the--
466
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,476
Uh. [coughs]
467
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,739
Oh, God, oh, sorry.
468
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,785
Give me one second.
I'm not feeling so well.
469
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,526
- What's up?
- I think I'm gonna throw up.
470
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,615
- So throw up.
Come on, let's go.
471
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,574
- I'm worried if we're late,
all the cake will get eaten.
472
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,533
- Uhh. Oh!
473
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,492
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, it's hitting me too.
474
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,059
- Yeah.
- Oh. You know what?
475
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,365
I'll bet it's from
all that bagged chicken
476
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,323
Emet makes us eat.
It feels like we have...
477
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,238
- Food poisoning.
I think it's that
478
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,371
because it usually--
it hits the mother first.
479
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,503
- We should probably go
before we puke all over
480
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,549
and bring shame to our family.
David, go get the car.
481
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,680
- Oh, wait, wait.
482
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,421
I see someone who can help.
483
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,162
It's the Walkers!
484
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,730
Dr. Walker, hello.
485
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,688
- You have got
to be kidding me.
486
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,342
Those people actually exist?
487
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,431
- Oh, Dr. Walker,
thank God.
488
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,563
My daughter
and her husband are sick
489
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,130
because she won't cook.
490
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,132
Can you help?
- I'd be happy to help.
491
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,437
When did the pain start?
492
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,049
- Four days ago.
493
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,181
- [coughs]
494
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:33,835
.
495
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,793
- Ah.
496
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,099
- This might not
be food poisoning.
497
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,362
I suggest we head to the ER.
498
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,756
- Mommy, are you dying?
499
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,931
- We'll be orphans.
500
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,281
They're gonna split us up.
501
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,196
- And it's gone too far.
502
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,197
Okay, okay, stop it.
503
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,329
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
504
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,808
Okay, I can't
do this anymore.
505
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,072
I'm not dying.
I'm fine.
506
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,291
I'm a liar, okay?
507
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,120
Louie's not on the honor roll.
508
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,734
- But I'm sure you had
a good reason for doing it,
509
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,867
so let's just go to dinner.
510
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,129
Buca di Beppo's?
511
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:12,091
[suspenseful chords]
512
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,745
- [gasps]
We made it.
513
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,052
Is this really happening?
514
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,401
I love you guys.
515
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,100
- Ah, no, no touching
516
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,754
What?
517
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,930
- Uh--
518
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,324
That's the waterfall?
519
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,414
- Oh, she's a smoker?
520
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,027
And a murderer?
521
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,856
[percussive music]
Oh...
522
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:45,341
♪
523
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,778
- The jocks are doing yoga.
524
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,346
This is some serious
bitch-ass-ness.
525
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,783
Never meet your heroes, man.
526
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,177
- Oh, God, we've had
a ball pop out.
527
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,700
We have confirmation
on testicle.
528
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,224
Get back in the elevator.
Come on, go!
529
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,922
- Yeah, yeah. Go, go.
- Come on!
530
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,316
- You faked
an honor roll sticker?
531
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,753
I get a new phone now,
right?
532
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,058
- Yeah, probably.
533
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,191
Look, honey,
I am so sorry.
534
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,888
All your dad and I want
535
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,717
is for you to feel better
about yourself, okay?
536
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,372
And maybe get ready
a little faster in the morning.
537
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,504
You forgive us?
538
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,159
- Yeah, actually,
I'm relieved.
539
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,204
I couldn't figure out
how I got on the honor roll.
540
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,206
I do not try.
541
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,774
- Buddy, okay,
I'll tell you what.
542
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,079
We'll lie a little less,
543
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,212
and you try a little more,
okay?
544
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,258
All right,
everybody happy?
545
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,302
Everybody's happy.
546
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,956
Buca di Beppo's!
- Yes!
547
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,218
- No Buca di Beppo.
548
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,916
You made me
a glamorous fool.
549
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,789
So where's my apology?
550
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,139
- Fine, Mom, I'm sorry.
551
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,968
I'm sorry you don't get
the perfect Instagram daughter.
552
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,056
You get me.
553
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,492
Okay, I'm always late.
554
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,102
I currently have a dirty diaper
in my purse.
555
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,539
I haven't done my laundry
in two weeks,
556
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,367
so I'm wearing a leotard
as underwear,
557
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,370
and I was willing to spin a web
of sticky little lies
558
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,460
just to have my mom
shove love cake in my mouth.
559
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,375
- Wow, that's pathetic.
560
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,767
- Hey.
- Excuse me.
561
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,073
- No, no.
562
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,248
Nobody talks
to my wife like that
563
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,510
except her own mother.
564
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,033
- And I've earned it.
565
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,905
- This is a wonderful mother.
566
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,863
No, she doesn't prance
around in a bikini
567
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,213
like Mrs. Dr. Walker,
but she could,
568
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,997
and it would be hot.
569
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,129
Lately, she's doing a lot
of the one-piece thing, okay,
570
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,219
but I really miss those
bikinis, man.
571
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,133
- You do?
- Yes.
572
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,571
- Baby, I can still
do a bikini.
573
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:25,789
- Yeah?
- Yeah, just give me
574
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,269
a little heads up.
575
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,010
- Yeah, well, consider
this your heads up.
576
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,359
- You know, as a doctor, I've
seen some pretty sick people
577
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,361
but you guys take the...
578
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,234
- Cake! I took it!
579
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,278
Run!
580
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,366
- Run! Run, run,
run, run!
581
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,889
Go, go, go!
582
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,848
Come on, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
583
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,242
- Oh, the baby,
the baby, the baby!
584
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,287
Okay, excuse me.
Just gonna...
585
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,941
Yes!
586
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,247
[laughter]
587
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,596
- You see, I told you
I'd get you dessert.
588
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,206
- Thanks, Grandpa.
589
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,861
- Hey, Louie, I hope you
know that your dad and I
590
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,080
think you're a smart
and capable kid, okay?
591
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,168
Here, have some cake.
592
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,866
- [gags]
593
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,607
The spoon touched
my dingle dangle.
594
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,043
- Mmm.
595
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,135
- I am proud of you, okay?
596
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,179
- Thanks, Mom.
597
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,312
And I'm sorry that you have
598
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,401
to take the honor roll picture
off of Instagram.
599
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,837
- Are you crazy, man?
600
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,318
I'm not going
to take that off.
601
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:20,017
Once it's on the Internet,
it's true.
602
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:23,456
- Well, who am I to judge?
I'm eating stolen cake.
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