All language subtitles for Alone.Together.S01E08.WEBRip.x264-ION10-1

- Ease the pressure.
- Ease the pressure.

Nice. Very nice.
Not bad.

Learning calligraphy?
It's a useful skill.

I need you to write
a strongly worded letter
to Thomas Jefferson, please.

Benji, no, I'm
actually finishing up

the name tags for
my all-girl sleepover weekend.

Come on. You're not
a group-of-friends
type of gal, okay?

I've seen how you thrive,
and it's when you find

the weakest one in
the herd and poach.

This is different.
Last year, I met

these girls at Lizzy's
bachelorette weekend,

and we just clicked,
there was something there.

I've been waiting
the whole year to
invite them over,

and reconnect and secure
my spot in their friend group.

And you're all
going out on the town

while their kids
stay here and play
with your toys?

Clearly, you've never
been to a girls' sleepover.

We are going to tap into
our inner child,

and let loose
and get to know
each other.

We've got puffy paints,
glitter, body shimmer,
Spice Girls.

Each thing more fun
and youthful and flirty
than the last.

Dude, if you put
half the energy

you put into getting
random girls to like you

into shaving your
happy trail or...

These girls
are not random.

These are Lizzy's
best friends,

and Lizzy is our queen
and our leader,

and she discovered
me, okay?

She's the Cher
and I'm the Tai.

That's a Clueless reference.
We're gonna watch
the movie tonight.

- Stay in your room.
- What?

You're not allocating
my own house to me.
What are you talking about?

Thank you for abiding
by the rules of
the house calendar,

as we previously
agreed upon.

I never agreed
to anything.
This is stupid.

Uh, what is happening?

Excuse me, this is a closed,
private dance rehearsal.

Can I help you?

You don't have the ankle
strength to just dance like that

without stretching first.

I know I joke and say
you have cankles,

but you're frail.

I don't need to stretch,

because my body
knows this routine by heart

since the fifth grade
talent show.

And tonight, I'm teaching it
to all my girlfriends

who are coming over,
so no interruptions.

I've got plans tonight,
so don't worry about it.

You don't bother us.
Yeah, I said us.

My ex Caitlyn's in town
for a few days.

You can't call someone
your ex

just because you really
wanted to kiss them

- at summer camp.
- You didn't see our chemistry.

Summer camp love
is really intense.

You don't understand that
'cause you have mom-dad
separation anxiety.

I had my own childhood
summer fling, okay?

Matt the husky lifeguard
in the public pool

always gave me free drumsticks,
chicken and ice cream.

Sounds like a bad lifeguard;
he's husky, and giving
people food

while they're swimming.
Double no-no.

It's really hard to reconnect
with people from the past

Do you have a plan?

Tell her how I felt back then,

and then maybe,
she'll like me now?

Communicate your feelings?
You don't have that skill set.

I guess not, but I got
really high quality
psychedelics,

and I'm hoping
that'll loosen me up.

I saw on her Snapchat that
she goes to a lot of
jam band concerts.

Oh, my God, Benji!

She likes 11-minute songs.

I figure I'm not as bad as that.

Don't you know that 90% of
the people who try drugs

- will eventually die?
- We're just gonna micro-dose.

It's nothing, it's like
a strong antidepressant.

Benji, I'm trying to
save your life, okay?

I'm sorry, there's
this baby duck video

that this girl put on
her Instagram story.
It's so cute.

Wait, I wanna see
the baby duck.

Show me the baby duck video.

Hey, guys, welcome.
I made T-shirts.

I hope you guys
like everything.

Oh, Jess!

Oh, my God!

Whoa!

I am so happy you're here.
Oh, here's your shirt.

Oh, cool.
Thank you.

Yeah. Um, I saw
you passed the bar.

I'm so proud of you.

How do you know that?

I just found out
last night.

Oh, well, that
information's
all public.

I took a course in college
on investigative journalism.

- That's nice.
- Yeah.

- You look really pretty.
- Oh, thanks. So do you.

- Thanks.
- This is really fun.

Thank you.
Cammy!

Here's your shirt.

- Aw.
- How's the singing
career going?

Did you get
an agent yet?

I'm an accountant.

Oh, I know. I just
meant at Lizzy's
bachelorette weekend,

you sang "Like A Virgin,"
and it was so good,

it was like I was
hearing the song
for the very first time.

I was like a virgin
to the... forget it.

You're probably so swamped
with tax season approaching.

No, it just ended.

Well, you know what they say.
It's always tax season
somewhere.

Yeah. I brought you this.

Ooh, let's
open that up.

Yes!

Actually, um...

Actually, I was thinking
we would do a sober weekend,

just 'cause it's usually
more fun that way.

Um, I made stevia lemonade.

So there's no drinking
this weekend?

I just want
to avoid that thing

where you feel like you made
a super strong connection,

and the next day,
people are, like,

"That didn't mean anything,
we were drunk."

I think we're all
on the same page.

Wait, who are we missing?

Um, can someone text Lizzy?

She never responded
to my evite,

but I'm sure she'll show up.

I don't have her number,
we're more email pals.

Esther, is that, like,
a messed-up joke or something?

Why? Is it funny?

Lizzy's dead.

As if.

No, I'm not kidding.

She's gone.

Excuse me.

It was about
eight months ago.

No one told you?

No. I know.

I know.

And that's why I have
brought you all here,

is to have
a celebration of her life.

I don't get it.

These are all the things
that Lizzy loved.

She loved
puffy paints,

and pipe cleaners,

and loose feathers.

You know, we should
do a toast.

To Lizzy.

That would be
really nice.

Uh, but no alcohol,
remember,

so maybe, like,
a stevia lemonade toast.

Okay.

This way, Caitlyn.

So I was thinking
we could get
the night started

with a little nostalgic
camp activity.

Tetherball!

Oh, man, I used to
crush you at this.

Got it at
a pre-school foreclosure.

That's sad,
but I'm still
gonna beat you.

Oh, yeah?

Let's see how good
either of us are
after we eat this.

Oh, drugs.

I'm actually
a very holistic
person now.

Well, that's fine.
This is actually
a plant derivative.

In Peru, this is
considered a super fruit.

Sorry, I don't
do drugs anymore.

You don't?

How long have you
been sober for?

Two days.

That's a thing,
you know.

It's pretty tough
when your sponsors

are trying to sleep
with you all the time.

Yeah, if you can't
trust a drug addict,
who can you trust?

Well, uh...

my serve.

My plan was to do this
on drugs.

I'm doing it sober
like Napoleon Dynamite.

You're not even trying.

Hit it hard.
Have some pride.

Okay.
Challenge accepted.

Benji.

Oh, my God,
are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.
The ball's pretty soft.

Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry.

I did not mean
to interrupt you.

Benji, I really need to
talk to you inside immediately.

I'm fine. Go.

Just wait right there.
I'll be right back.

We'll make up
for lost time,

and, um, I've got
so many fun surprises,
all right?

I'll be right back.

I'm confused.
You threw a party
for a dead person?

Not on purpose.

Was Lizzy that paralegal
who got you diplomatic immunity

- to park in loading zones?
- No, that was Christina.

Lizzy was my manager
at the juice bar,

the one who had to
let me go because she knew
I was meant for bigger things.

Right, you stole
a few hundred dollars
in charcoal lemonade, right?

And because she
believed in me.

Now there's a group
of girls out there

with no leader,
there's a shirt
with nobody to wear it.

I mean, it's
a war zone.

We've already lost
one of our own.

Okay, yeah,
this sounds dramatic.
A female power vacuum.

I don't know
what to tell you.

Oh, my God,
you're right.

It's a power vacuum.
That is so dangerous.

I mean, that's why me,
Becca, Jamie, and Christina

never made it
past the fifth grade,

because we had no leader.

We couldn't decide
what to wear on twin day.
True story.

Esther, I love you,
but you just say
people's names

like I'm supposed
to know who they are,
and I don't.

I have to do something,

for Lizzy's memory,
and for my party,

because both are in
very bad shape right now.

Dude, stop with
the structured activities,

and just chill out;
that's what people
wanna do.

That's what I'm doing
with Caitlyn, and we're
having an awesome time.

I can be happy for
you and Caitlyn later,

but right now, there is
a group of girls out there

that needs me
to be their leader.

- Their Cher Horowitz.
- All right. Good luck.

Wow.

I mean, I am about
to be in charge

of a group of six
young women

for the rest
of our lives,

through the ups and downs
of career,

marriage, children,
divorce, our husbands dying.

I mean, it's gonna be
a challenge,

but I'm up for it.

Wish me luck.

I just wished you luck
ten seconds ago.

You don't listen to
anything I say.

Sorry about
my wacky friend.

What's going on?

I have a headache,

so I'm using crystal therapy
to open my energy pathways.

Girl, you got rocks
on your face.

I think you have
a concussion.

Let's go to the hospital.

No way.

So western medicine
can pump me full of
cancer-causing agents?

I don't think so.

Do you have oregano oil?
It works way better
than aspirin.

Oregano? Um...

My brother dates
a lot of crazy girls,

and he has this drawer
full of stuff; I can
check there.

You think I'm crazy?

I think
you're crazy hot.

I'll be right back.

- How can she not...
- Lizzy hated crafts.

Okay, ladies, gather round.
Perfect.

Wait, what happened
to Marissa?

Oh, Marissa had to go,

and there was
a phone call in
Thailand for work, so...

Global citizen.
SO worldly, I love that.

Okay, for the rest of us,

let's get to crafts
circuits, right?

Jess, let's start you
at the tie dye station,

and Cammy, calligraphy.
Be careful, those M's
are super tricky.

Sophia, sticker books.

When you guys hear
the bell, we'll rotate.

I am gonna start making
my candy salad.

It's a super secret
family recipe.

My grandmother actually
immigrated from Candyland, so...

Good times.

I'll see ya in there.

Okay, I'm gonna
call a Lyft.

I wanna get in there.

- Let me get my shoes.
- Should have gone with Marissa.

Why didn't I get
a ride with her?

Whoa, whoa, where are
you guys going?

You look like
a Lyft driver.
Can you get us
out of here?

We're leaving, it's
just all kids' stuff.

Plus there's no booze.

You can't just leave.

Tonight means
a lot to Esther.
Look around.

It's sweet that you
care about her, but...

I mean,
I have to care about her.
She's like a rescue animal.

If you're not nice
to them and pet them
and feed them,

they pee on the floor
and bite you, you know.

I don't know,
maybe tonight
will get better.

It's time
to rotate.

- Okay...
- Bye.
- Wait, wait, wait.

Uh, here, take this.

You'll have a lot
of fun with this stuff.

- Oh...
- What is it?

I think it's like
a "let's massage each
other" type drug,

but I'm not
really familiar.

I was just trying to
impress a girl who likes
jam bands, to be honest.

- Who's in?
- Me.

I don't do drugs
that often,

but I think,
if you wanna do drugs,
you wanna do that stuff.

Secret's safe with us. Sh!

Who's Asif, by the way?

Oh, my God.

I love this candy piano.

It's so freakin' cute.

And you did
such a great job building it.

Honestly, someone should
give you a break.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God,
you wrote "calligraphy"
in calligraphy?

- That's amazing.
- Thanks.

Yes!

Jess, your sticker book page
looks awesome.

It's insane, right?

If I were to give you
any criticism at all,

I'd say it's a little
kitten heavy,

but if that's your taste,
go for it.

I just feel like
I'm a child again.

- Like, but in a really...
like, I'm a child again.
- Yes.

And I just have been fighting
this creative part of myself

for too long, and I'm not
going back to who I was before.

This is who I am now.
I honestly owe it to you.

And you're sober,
that's what makes this
so much better, right?

Okay, for real, though,

I think it's time for us
to put on our movement clothes,

and get to the dance portion
of the night.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Oh, my God!

Esther, Esther,
Esther!

Okay, okay.

This is good.
What's in it?

Um, some parsley,
uh, turmeric,

some dehydrated
chicken stock.

I pretty much
accessed my inner shaman,

and poured my whole
spice rack into a hot
cup of water.

Well, I feel better,
so that's a good sign.

Yeah, I mean,
I'm no NFL doctor,

but I don't think
you have a concussion,

so on to
our next activity.

I have no idea
what to do with you.

While you were gone,
I looked through the window

at the slumber party.
Do you wanna join in?

And, like,
make fun of them,
like summer camp.

Sure. Or maybe,
they wanna talk about
their energy centers.

I thought you said
you have a college degree.

♪ ♪

Everyone's on drugs
'cause of me.

I'm pretty much like
a legit club promoter now.

All I need is one of those
Barbados scarves

that Steven Tyler's
mic stand wears.

Oh, yes, you guys, yes.

Oh, my God, really remember
to snap that hip, remember?

Snap. Cassidy, I see you.

I feel seen, I do.

Let's join.

I don't wanna.
Come on.

I can't give a bunch
of girls drugs and then
have them dance.

That's a little too
South Beach for me.

But go dance. I don't
wanna hold you back.

Have fun.

Nice work out there.

That's right.

Now this is leadership
in action, okay?

Lean in, bitch.

I'm leaning everywhere.

I can smell you
everywhere.

I know your body odor
is strong,

but it's not, like,
bad, you know what I mean?

It's body odor,
it's bad.

Esther, I love this song.

It was my jam
back in the day.

It's my jam still, so...

What is she doing out here?

Having a good time.
This is all positive stuff.

Your slumber party's
a hit, you got a new girl
in your squad.

No, no, no.
You can't just
throw in a new person.

It ruins the equilibrium.

And I don't wanna
make this about the dance,

but, like, she clearly
doesn't get the tone.

She's killing it.

Okay, everyone, let's
go back to our respective
sanctions in the house, please.

I think you mean sections,
not sanctions.

Sanctions made it sound
more official somehow.

I think both work.

Look, Esther,
Caitlyn and I
can only connect

in a camp-like setting,
and your party's
just like camp.

Everyone's having
pre-teen fun while
I stare.

No, you do not get to
shit on my party all night,

and then join in
right when it's peaking.

Like I said,
users and abusers
in your room,

and my friends
get to stay out here.

If you're talking about
me or Caitlyn,

we didn't do
any drugs.

That's good. As you see,
a drug-free party

is the best
kind of party,
all right?

Oh, I didn't say
nobody took drugs.

Scu me?

What are you talking about?

What?

It was the only way
to get them to stay

- at your pre-school-themed
sticker weekend.
- What?

I'm sorry.
I gave them drugs
to save your party.

No!

Hey, guys.

Yeah!

Esther!

- Ooh!
- Whoa!

Keep your blindfold on.
You wouldn't want to
ruin the surprise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't take
my brother's car.

He'll sub-lease
my room again.

It's a risk
I've gotta take.

These ladies
need my help,

and I have to be
their leader, okay?

That's just
the name of the game.

My ways may be
unconventional...

Esther, what
are you doing?
Are these girls safe?

Is anyone ever
really safe?
Think about it.

Now that sounds fun.
Let's go, Benji.

Okay, cool.
Me and Caitlyn
will come with.

- No.
- Please.

I've been trying to connect
with this girl all night.

We have nothing in common,
this is, like, my last chance.

Ugh, fine, but only because

you guys could learn
a lot from me tonight,

and I could potentially
save your lives.

Okay, thank you.
I owe you.

I know. My office
will invoice you.

All right, ladies,
let's do this. Whoo!

Right this way, guys.

Last activity of the night.
Follow my voice, please.

Oh, my God,
are we at Yogurtland?

Starburst factory.

I feel like
I smell strawberry.

I'm cold.

Okay,
right about here.

What do you think
is gonna happen?

I don't know,
but I don't think

anyone tonight is leaving
smarter or better off.

Okay, everyone,
remove your blindfolds.

She's gonna
kill us. I knew it.

Wait, wait.
Is this Lizzy's grave?

What, no.
That'd be crazy.

We're at
Brittany Murphy's grave.

I can't wait to hear
how this makes sense
in her head.

As your new Cher,

like, from Clueless,
your leader,

I brought you guys here
to teach you a lesson, okay,

and who better to help me
teach that lesson

than the real-life Tai,
actress Brittany Murphy,

may she rest in peace.

Her body is really here,
so let's take this seriously,

and be respectful.
Ahem.

Brittany Anne Bertolotti
arrived in Hollywood

by way of Atlanta,

nothing more than
a Clueless Girl, Interrupted

- by the fate
of stardom.
- Very forced.

She made a couple of stops
in Sin City,

and danced on Happy Feet,
voice only.

And though we were sad to see
her Drop Dead Gorgeous...

Is this like
a Scared Straight thing?

Did you know that she
didn't actually die

of a drug overdose?
They did an autopsy,
and there's no...

No known cause of death.
Yes, of course, I know that.

Pneumonia, if anything, okay?
I'm one of her biggest fans.

I put charm bracelets
on her grave

whenever I feel lonely,
which is quite often.

I'm one of her biggest fans.

Do you even know that
there's a made-for-TV movie

- about her life?
- Yes, I know, unfortunately,

but I'm trying to block it
out of my head because...

It was
so poorly cast.

- I know.
- I agree.
- I agree.

This is crazy.
We're out of here.

Where are you guys going?
It's not over. There's more.

Yeah, we're gonna get
a Lyft to go to Yogurtland.

Okay, I practiced
this monologue for a long time.

How lame is it that you
talk down to us like
we're kids?

Yogurtland!

You've really
seen all those movies?

Yeah, of course.
Have you seen Uptown Girls?

Yes, it's
my favorite.

- Let's watch it tonight.
- Oh, my God, yeah.

Then we'll watch it after
with audio commentary.

Well, at least someone
found their soulmate tonight.

I'm gonna head to
Yogurtland.

- Get me something
at Yogurtland.
- Absolutely not.

Yeah, premium toppings.

Okay so you know
what's so crazy?

I feel like nobody I know
has seen Little Black Book.

Biggest performance
of a storied career.

Yes, thank you.
You know, Benji usually has

the weirdest friends,
but you're, like,
so normal and cool.

- You are normal and cool.
- No one said that to me before.

Wait, should we go
take selfies with
Brittany's grave?

Yeah, let's go.

Hey. Where is everybody?

I have another monologue.

This one has a few prompts.

It's gonna take me
a couple of minutes to set up.

Are they in the bathroom?

It's a whole thing.
We took separate Lyfts,

they went to
the yogurt place
on Magnolia.

I mean, drugs will make you
do terrible things.

Damn it.

Do you wanna hear
my monologue?

- Definitely no.
- Great.

Where's your new
best friend Caitlyn?

You know, Caitlyn
was really cool,

but she started talking
about her fiancé,

and my abandonment
issues kicked in,

and I know I've
never been abandoned,

but I freaked out
and I broke up with her

before she could
break up with me.

What did you just say?
Caitlyn's engaged?

Yeah, to either
an author or a golfer.

I couldn't understand
what she was saying,
and I didn't want to be rude.

Guess it's for the better.
I don't need another friend

with a bunch of interests
I don't care about.

Speaking of friendship,
can you pay for this

while I set up
for my talk?

He's a sprinkles platinum
diamond rewards member.

She's listed as a spouse.

E-s-t-h-e-r,
the rat.

Okay, I'm gonna
set up for my talk.