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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Can we talk?
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We better.
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What's going on?
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I'm pregnant.
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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Sometimes these things
ain't accurate.
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Maybe take another one.
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Here you go.
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Two is convincing,
but-but three...
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I'm pregnant, Georgie!
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What happens now?
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I don't know.
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I've never been knocked up
by a 17-year-old before.
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Well, if it helps,
I turn 18 in March.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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What time are you home tonight?
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Late. I'm working
at Ballard's
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after practice again.
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How long can you
keep this up?
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Maybe I'll get fired
from the high school
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and only have one job
to worry about.
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I'm sorry.
Me, too.
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Oh, I'm assuming
you heard the bad news.
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What news?
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Isaac Asimov died.
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Oh, no, is that one
of your school friends?
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What? No, he's one of
the most prolific
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science fiction writers
in the history of the genre.
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Never heard of him.
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Sure you have.
He wrote I, Robot,
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the Foundation trilogy.
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Nope.
Nightfall? The Posotronic Man?
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You ever heard of this guy?
Mm-mm.
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Caves of Steel. Hostess.
The Naked Sun?
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Whoever he is, sorry he died.
Gotta go. Bye.
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Bye.
Astonishing.
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Asimov wrote almost 500 books,
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which was apparently
500 more
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than my family had read.
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Can I talk to you
about something?
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Come on, this is my coffee time.
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It's more important
than your coffee.
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If I don't drink my coffee,
I don't go to the bathroom.
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That's important.
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That girl I was seeing
is pregnant.
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You win. Sit.
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My folks are gonna
kill me.
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They don't know yet?
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You're the only person
I told.
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Oh, no, I don't want that.
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Please help me.
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All right, first things first.
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Are you sure this kid's
even yours?
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Yeah. We've been
sleeping together.
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Well, that doesn't mean
it's yours.
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Maybe she cheated on me.
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We can only hope.
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How are you holding up?
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With what?
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The death of Isaac Asimov.
Who?
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Pop Pop's favorite science
fiction writer, remember?
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At this rate,
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you're lucky I remember Pop Pop.
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Well, he gave me Asimov's
Foundation trilogy
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for my fifth birthday.
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I remember he used to try to
get me to read that stuff.
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Boring!
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Boring? Asimov invented
the laws of robotics
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and the concept of
a galactic empire.
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If a book doesn't have
a shirtless guy
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with long hair on the cover,
I ain't reading it.
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You're missing out.
I'm really not.
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You haven't said a thing
about my new car.
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Oh. I hate it.
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Do you think Pastor Jeff will
let me babysit for him?
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I don't know.
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Their baby isn't even
a year old yet.
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Heather M. got ten bucks,
and all she did was
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watch MTV while
her cousin slept.
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What a scam.
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It's not always that easy.
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They lay there like a lump.
How hard can it be?
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Will you please just
ask Pastor Jeff?
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I don't think you're
gonna like it.
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You don't think
I'm responsible enough.
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All I said was I don't think
you're gonna like it.
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I don't like homework,
but I do it.
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I have seen your homework.
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Is that how you're gonna
take care of a baby?
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Math is harder than babies.
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Ooh, perhaps the cold
dark matter we're looking for
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is not the axion
but the majoron.
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Uh-huh.
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That's it?
I just laid down
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some big boy science.
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Sorry. We lost
a great man today,
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and no one seems to care.
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Asimov?
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Yes, Asimov.
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I told three people the news,
and you know what they said?
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"Who's that?"
Exactly.
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What's wrong with the world?
The man's a legend.
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I didn't know you were a fan.
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Ever since I read
The Naked Sun.
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I'll admit,
I came for the naked,
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but I stayed for the
interplanetary conspiracies.
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Have you read
The Gods Themselves?
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"We cannot stop Estwald."
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"We are Estwald!"
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Who's Estwald?
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You don't know him either?
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I know who Asimov is, but
I've never read his work.
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Talk about big boy science.
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The man coined the term
"robotics."
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Ooh.
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Maybe we could have
a book club.
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My social schedule is
astonishingly open.
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What a lovely way to honor
Asimov's life.
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It'll be like
my mom's Bible study,
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but we know the characters
aren't real.
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What book should we
start with?
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That naked one sounded good.
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It's Georgie.
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What?
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I know I was
a little freaked out
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the last time I was here.
You should be.
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But I had some time to think,
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and there's something
I need to ask you.
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Yeah?
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Are you sure
that baby's mine?
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She did not like
that question at all.
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So the baby's yours?
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What am I gonna do?
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Is there any chance she might
decide not to have it?
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Put it up for adoption?
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Not happening.
She's keeping it.
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Well, I hope you enjoyed
being young and carefree,
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because that ship has sailed.
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Not helpful.
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No.
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All right.
I know what I need to do.
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Tell your parents?
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Do the right thing
and marry her.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Georgie...
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no one has to
get married here.
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Well, my dad got my mom
pregnant, and he married her.
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Rushing into marriage with
someone you hardly know
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is a bad idea.
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Maybe we could be
happy together.
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How does she feel about you
right now?
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Pissed. But she's pregnant,
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so it's probably just
chick hormones.
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Well, tell her that
and see what happens.
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Hey, what are you
doing here?
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I just had to talk to Dale.
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You all right? You look like
you saw a ghost.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Look, I know I've been busy,
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but if you ever want to talk,
I'm around.
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Actually, uh...
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I-I... I got a...
I got a girl pregnant.
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What the hell's the matter
with you?!
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Hello?
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I said if you ever want to talk,
I'm here.
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Thanks. Gotta go.
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Guess what. Dr. Sturgis,
Dr. Linkletter and I
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are starting an Isaac Asimov
book club.
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That's nice.
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I'm glad you think so
because you should join.
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And I think no.
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But this is perfect for you.
Why?
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Because three smart people
will be there to explain things
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that go over your head.
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I'm gonna bonk you over
your head in a minute.
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What if it's just a short story?
Would you read it then?
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Why do you care
if I read this?
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Let's see.
Perhaps it has something to do
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with Pop Pop dying
before we ever got to
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discuss the books he gave me.
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How short a story?
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Nightfall's only 30 pages.
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Fine.
Excellent.
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Why did you change your mind?
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Because you made me feel bad
about my dead husband.
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Neat.
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Pastor Jeff,
this is Missy Cooper.
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Hey there, Missy.
What can I do for you?
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This is about what
I can do for you.
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Okay.
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How would you and your wife like
a night away from the baby?
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Maybe a movie?
I hear Beethoven's funny.
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It's about a big dumb dog.
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Are you offering to babysit?
Yes, I am.
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'Cause I asked your mom
about it a while back,
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and she said you weren't
interested.
Oh, really?
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Well, she's wrong.
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Fantastic.
How's Friday at 6:00?
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Perfect.
See you then.
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What was the name of
that dog movie again?
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Beethoven.
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And it's PG,
so God's cool with it.
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I saw Georgie stopped by earlier.
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Well, yeah, he does that
once in a while.
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Yeah. Didn't realize y'all
were so close.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't say close.
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He might. I wouldn't.
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So, uh, what'd he come by for?
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Just to chat.
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Really?
Mm.
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Well, I guess it's good he's
comfortable talking to someone.
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Uh-huh.
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Instead of his own father.
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I-I'm sure he'll
talk to you.
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Thanks.
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And you're not gonna like it.
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Mom, can I ask you
a Bible question?
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Always.
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Lying's a sin, right?
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Sure is.
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Proverbs 12:22.
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"The Lord detests lying lips,
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but He delights in people
who are trustworthy."
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Does it say anything specifically
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about lying to your pastor?
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Did you lie to Pastor Jeff?
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No, but you did.
I did not.
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You told him I wasn't
interested in babysitting.
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No.
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I said I didn't think
you were interested,
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which, technically,
was not a lie.
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Why don't you trust me?
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Because you can't even remember
to take out the trash.
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I remember.
I just don't do it.
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And for your information,
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Pastor Jeff hired me
to babysit this Friday.
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He did?
He did.
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Okay. But if you need
any help,
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if you run into
any problems whatsoever,
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I am right next door
and I want you to call me.
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I'll be fine. Missy...
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Okay!
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Look, I'm taking out
the trash.
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I just put that bag in.
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There's no pleasing you.
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I was envious of my meemaw.
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That night, she would get
to experience
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one of my favorite stories
for the very first time.
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"If the stars should appear
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"one night in a thousand years,
how would men believe
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"and adore, and preserve
for many generations,
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00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:38,340
the remembrance of
the city of God?"
259
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,140
What?!
260
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,640
All right,
261
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,720
I would like to call
the first meeting
262
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,980
of the Isaac Asimov
book club to order.
263
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,560
I'm assuming everyone's
read Nightfall?
264
00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,270
I read it.
265
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,990
I may have dozed off
a few times, but I read it.
266
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,530
I read it as well.
267
00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:00,570
I found it quite compelling.
268
00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:03,700
A planet that only experiences nightfall
269
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,660
once every 2,000 years.
270
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,660
And once it does, it drives
everyone mad. Brilliant.
271
00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,670
I found the tension
between the scientists
272
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,380
and the religious cultists
reminiscent of
273
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,670
some dinnertime conversations
at my house.
274
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,920
What did you think, Connie?
275
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,720
Eh...
276
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,760
You didn't like it?
277
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,180
I don't need a story
278
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,010
set on some outer space planet
279
00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:27,270
to tell me that people
freak out about change.
280
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,810
Interesting.
281
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,640
People lost it when women
started wearing pants
282
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,190
and getting jobs.
283
00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:35,070
Everybody just overreacts
to everything.
284
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:38,030
Is this because Coach Ballard
got upset and broke up with you?
285
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,190
No.
286
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,030
You two broke up?
287
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,610
I'm sorry to hear that.
288
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:43,870
Terrible news.
289
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,530
Terrible. Terrible.
290
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,700
It's okay. I'm over it.
291
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:48,700
Excellent.
Great.
292
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,210
Look at the four of us talking
about Isaac Asimov.
293
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:55,790
Mm.
294
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:00,760
How rude of me, Connie.
295
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,340
Can I offer you a beverage?
296
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,970
Soda, water, Snapple?
I'm fine.
297
00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,140
I'd take a Snapple.
298
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,810
You know where the fridge is.
299
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,850
Can we get back to the book?
300
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,940
Yes, Connie, I'd love to hear
301
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,560
more of your thoughts on it.
302
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,310
I think I've said my piece.
303
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,650
I have some thoughts.
304
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,690
And we'll get to those
in due time.
305
00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,780
Don't you think Asimov did
a remarkable job
306
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,200
of capturing the poetic terror
of the coming darkness?
307
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,870
I'm not sure I got that.
308
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,280
Oh, listen to this.
309
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,330
"Dusk, like a palpable entity,
310
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:33,960
"entered the room,
and the dancing circle
311
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,710
"of yellow lights
about the torches
312
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,790
"etched itself into
ever-sharper distinction
313
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,960
against the gathering
grayness beyond."
314
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,680
Powerful.
315
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,010
Wasn't it?
316
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,480
I'm going to Pastor Jeff's.
317
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,900
Oh, uh, okay.
Good luck.
318
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,310
Call if you need anything.
319
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,860
Yeah.
320
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,320
You know, I was thinking,
if you want,
321
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,660
you could bring the baby here.
That could be fun.
322
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,120
To a house that isn't
babyproofed?
323
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,370
That seems irresponsible.
324
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,370
Uh-huh.
325
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,040
Hello?
326
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,250
Hi, it's Dale.
327
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,840
Listen, you gotta
tell your dad.
328
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,550
Well, I will, eventually.
329
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,090
Well, if you don't,
I'm gonna.
330
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,170
I just need more time
to figure things out.
331
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,970
Well, your dad's
sniffing around here,
332
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,220
he's asking a lot of questions.
333
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,010
What kind of questions?
334
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,510
Like why are you talking to me
instead of him?
335
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,890
Why does he care?
336
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:35,270
His feelings are hurt.
That's weird.
337
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,730
I know. 'Cause talking to you
ain't great.
338
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,360
Can I get a hand
with something?
339
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,740
Yeah. Oh, gotta go.
I love you, Mom. Bye-bye.
340
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,280
Your mom's still alive?
341
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,910
Huh?
342
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:53,120
"It was very horrible
to go mad and know
343
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,620
"that you were going mad.
344
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:58,420
"To know that
in a little minute,
345
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,710
"you would be here physically,
346
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,050
"and yet all the real essence
347
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,130
"would be dead and drowned
348
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,550
in the black madness."
349
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,970
Bravo.
350
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,390
Now I would like to read
351
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,730
one of my favorite passages
from the book.
352
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,520
I feel like I am
all Asimov'd out.
353
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,560
Let's hit the road.
Very well.
354
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,070
We can kick off
the next meeting with it.
355
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,730
Perhaps I can bake
some cookies.
356
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,780
I'm handy in the kitchen,
you know.
357
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,610
I've had them,
and they're dry.
358
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,580
Hey.
Dad around?
359
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,000
He's still at work.
Anything I can help you with?
360
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,790
No, I just need to
talk to him.
361
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,920
I am never doing that again.
362
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,090
Is the baby okay?
Yeah.
363
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,090
What's going on?
364
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,970
Babies are the worst.
365
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,590
That's what's going on.
366
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:50,760
She babysat for the first time.
367
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,100
And the last time.
368
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,140
Oh, I'm sure it wasn't
that bad.
369
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,720
Look at this.
370
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,140
Food, powder, vomit, pee.
371
00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,600
You don't want to know.
372
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,190
You should have called me.
373
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:06,190
When? I didn't have
a minute to myself.
374
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,570
You were so right.
375
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,990
Well, it's not about
me being right.
376
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:12,450
I need a shower
and a bath.
377
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,830
Never again!
378
00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:19,120
You okay?
379
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,620
Uh-huh.
380
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,170
Never again!
381
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,670
I hope you enjoyed that
as much as I did.
382
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,510
Not exactly.
383
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,840
Why?
Why?
384
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,260
After Frick and Frack
found out I was single,
385
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,800
they got all weird.
386
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,930
What do you mean?
387
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,310
All they did was
discuss Asimov.
388
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,390
Sure. Maybe I misread
the situation.
389
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:42,690
I can't believe you'd use
our book club to hit on Connie.
390
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:45,820
And you didn't, Captain Cookies?
391
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,530
All right, if we're both
gonna pursue her,
392
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,150
let's lay down
some ground rules.
Fair enough.
393
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:51,700
And my ginger snaps are
moist and delicious!
394
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,570
Yeah, keep telling
yourself that.
395
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,990
But hearing you boys
go on about it
396
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,660
did remind me of Pop Pop.
397
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,200
What did he used to say?
398
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,920
I wish I could remember.
399
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,880
But he did get all
excited about it, like you.
400
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,300
Well, at least I have
Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter
401
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,840
to share my enthusiasm.
402
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,050
Rule number one,
no badmouthing each other
403
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,510
to gain favor with Connie.
404
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:14,680
Agreed.
And whatever happens,
405
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,350
we can't let it affect
our working relationship.
406
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,520
Our working relationship
is already antagonistic.
407
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,230
True. What's next?
408
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,390
No using Sheldon to win
points with Connie.
409
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,690
But he likes me
better than you.
410
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,860
That's why I brought it up.
411
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:28,900
Fine.
Fine!
412
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,910
Connie, Grant Linkletter.
413
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,530
Wonderful seeing you tonight.
414
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,870
Yeah, yeah.
415
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,370
Hope you enjoyed
our little book club.
416
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,120
If you'd ever like to
discuss it further,
417
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,040
I know the perfect
Italian café.
418
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,130
The cannolis are resplendent.
419
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,340
Resplendent!
420
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,800
Connie!
421
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,130
John Sturgis here.
422
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,590
What a surprise.
423
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:56,390
It was so nice to have you
at our book club.
424
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,430
When it comes to
science fiction,
425
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,890
those things can be
real sausage parties.
426
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,060
Anyhoo, if you're free
next week,
427
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,310
I was wondering
if you'd like to...
428
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,440
Grant Linkletter again.
429
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,780
If you don't like Italian,
430
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,740
I also know a sublime
Vietnamese spot.
431
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,570
Have you ever tried
Bún Bò Hue?
432
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,240
I don't know why
I said "sausage party."
433
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,950
There was probably a better way
434
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,830
to phrase that.
435
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,620
Connie, Grant Linkletter...
436
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,250
Hey.
437
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,500
Your mother said you wanted
to talk to me?
438
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,800
Yeah. Come in.
439
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,640
So, what's going on?
440
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,260
It's kind of hard
to talk about.
441
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,310
Whatever it is,
I'm here for you.
442
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:49,270
I...
443
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:49,890
I got a girl pregnant.
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