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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,837 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,472 My time with you is just... 3 00:00:04,555 --> 00:00:07,241 It's just been the happiest time of my life. 4 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:09,644 What do you say we make it official? 5 00:00:09,727 --> 00:00:11,879 I am so, so happy for you. 6 00:00:11,962 --> 00:00:12,880 Thank you. 7 00:00:12,963 --> 00:00:17,285 And for you, too... Philip. 8 00:00:17,368 --> 00:00:19,353 Thank you. 9 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,955 - Come on. Hey, no, I just need to know... - Get out. 10 00:00:21,038 --> 00:00:22,018 - If movie quotes or impressions... - No. 11 00:00:22,101 --> 00:00:23,649 - Are allowed. That's all. - Yes. 12 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,226 This is the last time I'm doing this, 13 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:27,177 so go crazy, brother. 14 00:00:33,684 --> 00:00:35,069 Guys, 15 00:00:35,152 --> 00:00:37,554 can we please eat our breakfast like normal human beings? 16 00:00:40,524 --> 00:00:43,077 Hey, I mean it. You're not puppies. 17 00:01:01,178 --> 00:01:03,598 Right on time, Ms. Pearson. Just like clockwork. 18 00:01:03,681 --> 00:01:05,967 Come on, kids. 19 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:09,771 Hi, I'd like... 20 00:01:09,854 --> 00:01:12,106 - Pound of ham. - Hey, pound of ham. 21 00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:13,641 Coming right up. 22 00:01:15,526 --> 00:01:16,778 Thank you. 23 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:31,893 The usual? 24 00:01:31,976 --> 00:01:33,928 Actually, no. 25 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,999 Let's try something different. 26 00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:42,352 All right. 27 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:50,393 I'm sorry, but I don't need my hair done today. 28 00:01:52,897 --> 00:01:54,615 Wh... Uh, honey. 29 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,911 Remember, we are going to Kate's wedding today. 30 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,121 And Kelly here is gonna style your hair. 31 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,023 But maybe not too glamorous, because we don't want 32 00:02:02,106 --> 00:02:04,325 to upstage Kate at her own wedding, now do we? 33 00:02:04,408 --> 00:02:06,809 What do you think? 34 00:02:08,779 --> 00:02:11,332 Yes, Kate's wedding. Okay. 35 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:13,082 Okay. 36 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:17,839 I know, I know. I'm getting dressed, 37 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:19,040 but the wife wanted stockings. 38 00:02:19,123 --> 00:02:20,474 What the hell am I supposed to do? 39 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,176 I got him, it's all good. Let's move, Nicky. 40 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,087 - Move. - Loved the article, by the way. 41 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:26,846 - Hated the picture. - Oh, you know I looked good, brother. 42 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:31,319 Yo. Morning, Miguel. 43 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,454 Randall, wow. You polish up real nice. 44 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:36,324 - Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. - Wow, look at that. 45 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,625 - Hey, Mom. - Hi. 46 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:40,661 - You excited for the day? - Mm-hmm. 47 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,364 Now remember, after I finish with my reception toast, 48 00:02:43,447 --> 00:02:46,000 I'm gonna call you up to perform the song on the piano. 49 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,869 Yeah, I know, I know. 50 00:02:47,952 --> 00:02:51,421 I'm excited. I've... never been more ready. 51 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,121 I love it, I love it. 52 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:55,276 Uh, folks are starting to head down for the wedding photos. 53 00:02:55,359 --> 00:02:57,245 So, getting myself together. 54 00:02:57,328 --> 00:03:00,330 I just can't wait for your father to get here. 55 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,986 - What's that? - Uh, Randall. 56 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:07,188 It's okay, it's just been a little bit of a slow morning. 57 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,891 Honey, you are looking amazing. 58 00:03:09,974 --> 00:03:11,893 We're on the homestretch now, aren't we? 59 00:03:11,976 --> 00:03:13,828 Uh, don't forget, when, uh, you're done with your hair, 60 00:03:13,911 --> 00:03:16,697 we're gonna head downstairs to do pictures with Kate. 61 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,199 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? It's gonna be a lot of fun. 62 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,050 - Hmm. - Okay? So... 63 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,439 Hey, uh, Randall? 64 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:26,807 I-I wouldn't knock yourself out 65 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:28,242 with all that medicine right now. 66 00:03:28,325 --> 00:03:31,094 It's, uh, it's constantly changing, so... 67 00:03:33,097 --> 00:03:34,615 I haven't seen that. 68 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:38,019 I guess with the swearing in and everything, 69 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:39,420 I've missed some things. 70 00:03:39,503 --> 00:03:42,723 Yeah, well, it's, um, it's been a rough month 71 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,625 and the travel hasn't helped. 72 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,028 But everybody's on board with my plan to get 73 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:49,096 the wedding photos knocked out early so that she has 74 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:51,565 a nice, long break to relax before the ceremony. 75 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:54,942 There is something I'd like to ask you, though. 76 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:56,029 Yeah. 77 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:58,739 Are we sure about that part on the side of your head? 78 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,609 - You gonna mock me? - I'm just... 79 00:04:01,692 --> 00:04:03,144 Because The New Yorker says I'm a "rising star." 80 00:04:03,227 --> 00:04:05,502 So you should probably address me accordingly. 81 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:08,540 Oh, yes, Mr. Rising Star. I'm sorry, uh, Senator Pearson. 82 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,618 Apologies, Senator Pearson. 83 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:12,253 You're a damn fool, you know that? 84 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,988 Yes. Look how handsome you look, though. 85 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:15,222 Is that government-issued handsome? 86 00:04:15,305 --> 00:04:16,958 Just trying to keep up with you, big guy. 87 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:19,060 Oh, I like that. 88 00:04:19,143 --> 00:04:20,928 - I love you, Ma. - I love you. 89 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,129 All right, see you guys down there. 90 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:23,631 All right, see you there. 91 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,636 I want you to know 92 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:30,887 that I see it now. 93 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,643 Knock, knock. 94 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:37,078 No, no, no. Really? 95 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:39,347 You and Kevin have serious boundary issues. 96 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,115 Get out. You can't see Kate. 97 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,117 Come on, Big Phil. No looky. 98 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,921 Ladies, this is my second trip down the aisle. 99 00:04:47,004 --> 00:04:48,756 And you know what I learned the first time? 100 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,457 That silly superstitions have zero bearing 101 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,860 on the outcome of marriages. 102 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:55,201 So I'm gonna looky. Okay? 103 00:04:55,284 --> 00:04:57,413 I'm gonna looky real good. 104 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:01,250 Fair enough. 105 00:05:05,989 --> 00:05:07,441 Looky, looky. 106 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:12,446 Uhp, crap. I have to dress the twins. 107 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,848 I'm gonna go with you. 108 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:15,883 - See you downstairs. - Goodbye. 109 00:05:17,868 --> 00:05:18,986 Here we go. 110 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,389 Here we go. 111 00:05:21,472 --> 00:05:23,024 You don't mind me sneaking a peek at you 112 00:05:23,107 --> 00:05:25,393 - before the day starts? - Oh, hell no. 113 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:27,661 I mean, I'm Zen Kate. I'm Second Wedding Kate. 114 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,330 I'm, like, the opposite of a bridezilla. 115 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,533 Like, I am cool with whatever this wedding throws at me. 116 00:05:32,616 --> 00:05:34,168 - I'm cool. - Mm. 117 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,835 Sounds precisely like something 118 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,639 someone who's overcompensating would say. 119 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:39,840 What's up? 120 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,412 Did you triple... uh, quadruple-check 121 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:46,047 that the lyrics sheet are taped together? 122 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,348 I don't want my mom to rifle through 123 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:48,549 while she's performing. 124 00:05:48,632 --> 00:05:50,718 - Yes. - Okay. 125 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:52,386 I quadruple-checked. 126 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:54,288 All right? Listen, 127 00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:56,557 you've been working on this with her for a year. 128 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,192 She'll be fine. 129 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,593 Philip, "fine" doesn't cut it. 130 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:01,228 It doesn't cut it. This... 131 00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:03,948 This is a melody she's played us since we were kids. 132 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,600 This means a lot to her, and if something goes wrong, 133 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:09,785 - she's going to be utterly devastated. - Hey, listen to me. 134 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,074 She'll be fine, okay? Just breathe. 135 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,361 She'll be fine. 136 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,422 Yeah. 137 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,926 Yes. She'll lock in once she finds her key. 138 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:24,709 There you go. 139 00:06:26,546 --> 00:06:28,231 Kevin couldn't have dressed the twins 140 00:06:28,314 --> 00:06:30,266 - while we were getting ready? - I'm gonna leave him 141 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,568 a penis doodle as punishment. 142 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:36,172 Oh, hold up. 143 00:06:36,255 --> 00:06:38,608 What's this? 144 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:42,445 "I would never leave you lost" in female handwriting. 145 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,196 Is this a love letter? 146 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:49,000 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Beth, look, a bra. 147 00:06:50,503 --> 00:06:53,556 Ooh, and it's right next to some kind of floral wrap thingy. 148 00:06:53,639 --> 00:06:55,358 Kevin. 149 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:57,660 It's like a frickin' crime scene in here. 150 00:06:57,743 --> 00:06:58,794 Huh. 151 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:03,299 There's even makeup in the bathroom. 152 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:07,470 Oh, that's actually mine. 153 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,672 Kevin borrows my foundation sometimes. 154 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:11,908 We have the same skin tone. 155 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:16,079 Kevin is having a secret wedding weekend romance, 156 00:07:16,162 --> 00:07:18,581 and these are the clues. 157 00:07:18,664 --> 00:07:21,451 It's like a true crime whodunit. 158 00:07:21,534 --> 00:07:22,986 But with sex. 159 00:07:24,537 --> 00:07:27,406 Who do you think he slept with last night? 160 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:29,959 That's really good. 161 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:33,078 Uh, maybe we do, uh, just one without all the wine glasses. 162 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,412 Huh? 163 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,299 Okay. 164 00:07:36,382 --> 00:07:38,317 Yep. Just like that. 165 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:47,544 It could be the wedding singer. 166 00:07:47,627 --> 00:07:50,113 - Philip's friend. - She was at the rehearsal last night. 167 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:52,682 - Mm-hmm. - And they were talking. 168 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:54,117 You ain't slick, Kevin. 169 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,553 - You ain't slick, Kev... - No. 170 00:07:56,636 --> 00:07:58,388 - Don't do that. - Hmm. 171 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,075 Wait. 172 00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:04,110 Did you see that look Sophie just gave him? 173 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,863 Did I see it? I felt it. 174 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,998 - They have crazy history together. - Mm-hmm. 175 00:08:09,081 --> 00:08:11,634 - Insane history. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:08:11,717 --> 00:08:14,620 But wait. She's married. 177 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,706 - Oh, yeah. That's not her M.O. - No. 178 00:08:19,592 --> 00:08:20,743 Hello... 179 00:08:20,826 --> 00:08:22,096 Ooh. 180 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:24,357 Then there's Cassidy, his plus-one. 181 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,300 - Right. Just as a friend, though. - Mm... 182 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:30,636 He sizzles, she sizzles, they're both single. 183 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,138 Let's keep our options open. 184 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,591 - This is gonna be fun. - Yeah, it will. 185 00:08:34,674 --> 00:08:37,518 - Oh, but hey, girl, hey, I'm just checking in. - Hmm? 186 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,312 You sure you're cool with figuring this out? 187 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:41,022 I mean, you were gonna marry the guy. 188 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,315 You have seen his junk. 189 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:44,862 Beth. It was a half decade ago. 190 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:46,569 I have five-year-old twins with the man 191 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,739 and a nine-month-old with my husband. 192 00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:51,574 I need this. 193 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,326 So let's find out who he banged. 194 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:54,910 Let's get our Agatha Christie on. 195 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,997 Okay, Pearsons. 196 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,707 Tuck in a little. Come on. 197 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh, you know what? I was thinking, 198 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:01,918 we got to be really careful 199 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,386 who Senator Pearson takes photos with. 200 00:09:03,469 --> 00:09:05,505 So, Elijah, bud? No offense, 201 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,223 - but are we sure you're not on any... - Oh, boy. 202 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:08,841 You know, fugitive lists or anything like that? 203 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,468 You know, as designated babysitter for the day, 204 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,013 I just, I'm not gonna take any crap from the Manny. 205 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,265 - Ah. - Ooh! 206 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:16,399 All right, Senator Pearson, 207 00:09:16,482 --> 00:09:17,800 you better go get your security detail. 208 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:19,035 Elijah's getting aggressive. 209 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:21,565 Uh, my daughters are my detail, so I'm safe. 210 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,606 Okay, you're trusting Annie to stop a bullet? 211 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,759 This is not Kevin Costner-level security. 212 00:09:25,842 --> 00:09:27,193 She's really fast. 213 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,469 Very funny, Jack. 214 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:32,531 That's Kevin, Mom. 215 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,451 Dad hasn't been with us for a while, remember? 216 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,121 - Uh, Randall... - Why would you say that? 217 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:41,024 No, no, no, no. S... 218 00:09:41,107 --> 00:09:43,376 - W-Why would you say that, Randall? Seriously. - I'm right here. I'm right here. 219 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,500 - I'm right here. I'm right here. - It's not true. 220 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:45,762 It's okay, I'm right here. 221 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:47,838 - I'm right here. - I don't know why he would say that. 222 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,214 Sorry. I'm sorry, Mom. 223 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,104 Okay, let's burn one on three. 224 00:09:55,187 --> 00:09:58,608 One, two, three. 225 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:03,396 Great. 226 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:10,778 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 227 00:10:15,654 --> 00:10:17,406 Oh, wow. Look at these. 228 00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:18,974 Look at these. We... 229 00:10:19,057 --> 00:10:21,510 are gonna sell these to help pay for college. 230 00:10:21,593 --> 00:10:23,227 Hey. 231 00:10:24,596 --> 00:10:26,115 You know, I can't remember the last time 232 00:10:26,198 --> 00:10:27,292 I saw you wearing a hat. 233 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,184 Um... 234 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:30,986 I may have done something... 235 00:10:31,069 --> 00:10:32,703 kind of stupid. 236 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,607 Oh. Wow. 237 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:39,003 Good wow or bad wow? 238 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:41,330 It's different. It's different. 239 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,399 I'm, uh... I'm-I'm... 240 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:44,675 I'm getting my head 241 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:45,901 - around it. - Yeah? 242 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:46,927 Yeah. 243 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,971 It's all right, Mom. 244 00:10:49,054 --> 00:10:50,139 Hair grows back. 245 00:10:50,222 --> 00:10:53,075 It's not all right. I want old Mom back. 246 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:54,476 Argh! 247 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,645 Walk the plank! 248 00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:58,814 Wh-What is this? What is he... what is he doing? 249 00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:01,132 He's playing Captain Hook. 250 00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:03,611 Because he thinks I look like Peter Pan. 251 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:09,450 Oh, my God. He... 252 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:12,376 Uh, not funny, pal! 253 00:11:12,459 --> 00:11:13,829 You look at me. Not funny. 254 00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:15,122 No. Give me this. 255 00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:17,332 All three of you, dining table, right now. 256 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,502 We are gonna talk about how you speak to your mother. 257 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:28,543 Okay, so that just happened. 258 00:11:29,485 --> 00:11:30,971 It's the new normal. 259 00:11:31,054 --> 00:11:32,815 I'm aware. 260 00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:34,892 - Still, it's... - Yeah. 261 00:11:34,975 --> 00:11:36,885 She's been calling Kev "Jack" on and off 262 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:38,554 for the past couple days. 263 00:11:38,637 --> 00:11:39,688 Probably just triggered by, you know, 264 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:41,530 the shake-up in her routine, 265 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,900 the wedding excitement. 266 00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:44,946 Doctor says we're at the stage where... 267 00:11:46,144 --> 00:11:47,730 you shouldn't correct her. 268 00:11:47,813 --> 00:11:49,131 You know? Just-just roll with it, 269 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:50,950 you try to distract her until the episode fades. 270 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,868 Still. 271 00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:54,485 I know. 272 00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:01,184 Maybe Mom shouldn't perform later. 273 00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:03,058 It's a lot of pressure. 274 00:12:03,714 --> 00:12:05,047 Yeah. 275 00:12:06,064 --> 00:12:07,424 Maybe it's too much. 276 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:08,968 Mm. 277 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:10,385 Uh... Sorry. 278 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,012 May I interject? 279 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:13,529 Mm. 280 00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:16,925 Music is good for the soul. 281 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,478 It's-it's been good for her memory, 282 00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:21,508 and, the doctors, they encourage her to do it. 283 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,366 It's also why we have the most... 284 00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:26,602 bizarre wedding schedule of all time 285 00:12:26,685 --> 00:12:30,205 and why you'll be sitting in your dress for 12 hours 286 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:32,074 like a bridal mannequin. 287 00:12:32,157 --> 00:12:34,992 So that Rebecca gets all the downtime that she needs. 288 00:12:37,128 --> 00:12:38,614 Hey. 289 00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:40,415 Once she finds her key, 290 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,132 she'll lock in. 291 00:12:46,905 --> 00:12:48,257 I'm gonna go check on her. 292 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,159 Yeah, I will come with you, 293 00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:51,275 if you don't mind. 294 00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:54,805 Zen Kate. 295 00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:57,522 Your mother can and will do this. 296 00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,769 I have no idea if Rebecca can do this. 297 00:13:00,852 --> 00:13:03,839 I mean, th-this unfettered hope that all will go well 298 00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:06,041 does not come naturally to an Englishman. 299 00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:08,877 I mean, I-I'm gonna try my best to keep optimistic 300 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,071 that it'll all be okay, because it will... 301 00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:13,248 crush your sister if it doesn't. 302 00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:15,250 Tell me, um, in the event 303 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,120 that she gets up on that stage and starts to flounder, 304 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:20,489 do you have any senatorial powers 305 00:13:20,572 --> 00:13:22,491 to call a citywide blackout? 306 00:13:22,574 --> 00:13:23,692 I do not. 307 00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:25,576 Ah. Worth a try. 308 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,864 "You sip your drink, 309 00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:30,299 deepen your breath." 310 00:13:30,382 --> 00:13:32,801 Oh, who writes love letters anymore? 311 00:13:32,884 --> 00:13:34,948 What, is Kevin's hookup a World War II pilot? 312 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:38,173 Wait, this totally has the cadence of a poem. 313 00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:39,975 "With just one glance, 314 00:13:40,058 --> 00:13:41,877 I'd take my chance." 315 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,712 Yeah, a third grader's poem. 316 00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:45,047 Yeah, it's not great. 317 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,648 Okay, then we have... 318 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:48,432 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Ooh. 319 00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:50,719 - Hey, Kev. - Hey. 320 00:13:50,802 --> 00:13:51,920 What's up? 321 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,422 Well, you look fresh and ready. 322 00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,023 - Do I? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 323 00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:56,525 Relaxing night or not so much? 324 00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:58,260 Well, it was, you know... 325 00:13:58,343 --> 00:13:59,728 Mm. 326 00:13:59,811 --> 00:14:02,564 Yeah, well... I went to bed so early 327 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:04,833 I feel like I missed out on everything. 328 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,669 Anything, uh, interesting happen? 329 00:14:07,752 --> 00:14:09,271 You have no idea. 330 00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:10,672 I feel like I need a nap. 331 00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,975 Huh. 332 00:14:13,058 --> 00:14:14,376 Oh. 333 00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:15,811 - Hey, party people. - Hey. 334 00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:17,379 You know, this hotel has a sauna. 335 00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:19,414 That's, like, really swanky, right? 336 00:14:19,497 --> 00:14:21,850 - Yeah, it is. - So swanky. 337 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,485 Bet it gets pretty hot and steamy in there. 338 00:14:23,568 --> 00:14:24,770 Mm-hmm. 339 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:26,755 Oh. It's getting kind of chilly. 340 00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:28,523 Can I get my wrap from your room? 341 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,025 I think I left it there last night. 342 00:14:30,108 --> 00:14:31,393 The, like, floral wrap thing. 343 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:32,943 - Yeah. Course. - Thanks. 344 00:14:41,035 --> 00:14:42,662 All right, now listen up. 345 00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:45,039 There is no making fun 346 00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:46,916 of your mother. 347 00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:49,711 If you don't have something nice to say about her new haircut, 348 00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,978 you don't say anything at all. 349 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,565 What about you, Jack? You... 350 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:57,183 haven't really said anything about it since you saw it. 351 00:14:57,468 --> 00:14:59,102 I love it. 352 00:14:59,563 --> 00:15:00,785 You look great. 353 00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:03,016 Like a hotter Jamie Lee Curtis. 354 00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:05,101 But why did she cut it? 355 00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:08,479 Well, Randall, uh... 356 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:10,064 I... 357 00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:13,150 I wanted to try something more fashion-forward, okay? 358 00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:15,200 And I don't want to talk about it anymore. 359 00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:20,867 What's wrong with Mommy? 360 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,235 She looks like He-Man... 361 00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:23,661 That's what's wrong with her. 362 00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:26,655 Not funny. 363 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,810 - All right. - Ah. 364 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:32,212 - Uh-huh. Okay, okay. - Look at that. 365 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:33,796 And... 366 00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:35,415 Mm-hmm. 367 00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:37,384 Hello! 368 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,594 - Oh, come on. What is that? - Oh! 369 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,263 - There is no way. - Oh, yeah. Uh, what? 370 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:43,440 Where'd that come from? 371 00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:44,766 - What? - Are you palming cards? 372 00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:46,859 Whoa! I'm a lover, Miguel, 373 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,978 but those are fighting words. 374 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:50,864 - I'm coming for you. - Hey, Mom! 375 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:52,799 - How you feeling? - Hi, sweetheart. 376 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:55,777 Oh, good, good, good, if Nicky here would just stop cheating. 377 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,404 - Oh! Et tu, Rebecca? - Honey, 378 00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:00,273 roll up your sleeves so we aren't tempted to think 379 00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:02,158 - that you're hiding something. - Hey, just... 380 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,577 - Look, woman. Look at this. - Oh, he's definitely hiding something. 381 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,287 Right? 382 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:08,615 Okay. Well, uh... 383 00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:11,417 Hey, should we talk about that reception performance? 384 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,220 Oh, no, I-I think we have, uh... 385 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:14,994 We still have plenty of time before the ceremony. 386 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:18,158 And, clearly, this game is over and tainted. 387 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:21,261 Why don't we let Philip get his mind right for the nuptials 388 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:23,363 and you and I can go and do our wine tasting 389 00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:24,464 that we've been talking about. 390 00:16:24,547 --> 00:16:25,799 That way, we can replenish all the wine 391 00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:27,433 that Philip's family drank up last night. 392 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:30,971 Yeah, I don't know if now's the right time 393 00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:33,189 - for a wine tasting, Miguel. - Sure, it is. 394 00:16:33,272 --> 00:16:35,066 Come on. I insist. 395 00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:36,643 You go ahead, kiddo. 396 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,045 You just leave me with the ladies. 397 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:40,447 We're gonna play a new cheat-proof game. 398 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:42,516 Yeah. Keep the optimism afloat. 399 00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:44,244 With a little merlot. 400 00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:46,186 Oh, no, if anybody orders any merlot, I'm leaving. 401 00:16:46,269 --> 00:16:48,370 I am not drinking any frickin' merlot! 402 00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:52,526 You see the... Sideways. 403 00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:54,113 The movie. It was... 404 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,612 Okay. You know what, let's go. 405 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,134 Mmm. 406 00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:05,304 - That is good. - Mm. 407 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,911 It's one thing to understand these changes in Mom. 408 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,052 It's another thing to accept 'em. 409 00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:14,922 And accept that even more are coming. 410 00:17:15,005 --> 00:17:17,884 Hey, should we, um, try this older pinot next? 411 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,320 - Mmm. - All right. Let's go with that. 412 00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:22,989 Nice color. 413 00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:25,507 What if she starts to think I'm William? 414 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,729 Well, then let's toast 415 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:30,731 to your mother not calling you William. 416 00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:32,047 - Salud. - Salud. 417 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,370 Mmm. 418 00:17:37,453 --> 00:17:39,339 Oh, yeah. I'm getting, um, 419 00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,341 - notes of tobacco. - Mm-hmm. 420 00:17:41,424 --> 00:17:42,743 Uh, is that cherry cola? 421 00:17:42,826 --> 00:17:44,054 - I think so. - Yeah. 422 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:45,612 It's nice. 423 00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:46,747 Total Christmas notes. 424 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,348 There's a toasty fireplace, 425 00:17:48,431 --> 00:17:49,616 a-a fresh-cut wreath. 426 00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:50,951 - It's... - I mean, what if this is the beginning 427 00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:53,024 of an even bigger slide, man? 428 00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,488 - Okay, Randall, come on. - Hmm. 429 00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:55,904 - I mean, seriously. - What? 430 00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:00,627 I just thought that we could both use a break 431 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,694 from talking about Alzheimer's today. 432 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,765 That is why we are here. 433 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,114 - You're right. - 'Kay? 434 00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:07,734 You're right, sir. 435 00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:08,812 - I'll toast to that. - All right. 436 00:18:08,895 --> 00:18:10,052 - Salud. - Salud. 437 00:18:13,189 --> 00:18:15,534 Hey, Miguel, I hate to say it. Um... 438 00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:17,283 but every time we toast, man, 439 00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:19,214 I've noticed a little tremor there. 440 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,574 Come on, Randall. 441 00:18:20,657 --> 00:18:22,094 Back up in the room earlier, 442 00:18:22,177 --> 00:18:24,566 I saw some blood pressure meds with your name on it. 443 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:33,575 Why don't we jump to the cabs next? 444 00:18:34,557 --> 00:18:36,997 I'm really excited about tasting their big boys. 445 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,484 Okay. 446 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:42,564 Um, supposedly, this water here is, uh, just amazing. 447 00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:44,738 Thank you, you bed-hopping relic. 448 00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:50,644 Okay. 449 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,253 Edie's right, Nicky. 450 00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:53,680 You're definitely Sophia. 451 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:54,881 Thank you. 452 00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:56,283 You mean the promiscuous one? 453 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,118 No, the grumpy, old one. 454 00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,786 Oh, Christ, I'm taking fire 455 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,464 from all sides today. 456 00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:04,186 Definitely something Sophia would say. 457 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,014 Well, that would make one of you broads the trollop. 458 00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:08,662 - Oh-ho. - Oh, hush up. 459 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,164 Jack. 460 00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:13,144 Hey. There you are. 461 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,734 Come. Sit. 462 00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:15,934 We're watching Golden Girls... 463 00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:18,774 The one where, uh, Blanche pops the balloon. 464 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,845 First husbands, then cute shoes. 465 00:19:24,928 --> 00:19:26,680 What's wrong? 466 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:27,681 Nothing. 467 00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:30,517 Um, nothing. I... 468 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,952 I don't know. I just... 469 00:19:32,035 --> 00:19:34,569 had a rough night last night. 470 00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:37,624 Oh. 471 00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:40,527 Well, why don't we go take a-a walk? 472 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,311 You can tell me all about it. 473 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:44,497 Yeah. 474 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,132 You know, that'd be good. 475 00:19:46,215 --> 00:19:48,250 Mm. Okay. 476 00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:53,488 We won't be too long. 477 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,027 You okay, kid? 478 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:01,848 Yeah. 479 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,683 Okay. 480 00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:05,886 - Shall we? - Mm-hmm. 481 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,044 Oh, babe. 482 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,568 It looks good. 483 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:21,936 Okay? 484 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,742 It was just, uh... 485 00:20:23,825 --> 00:20:26,274 an unexpected jolt. 486 00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:28,109 The kids hate it. 487 00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:30,411 Hey, if we're taking style tips 488 00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:32,696 from six-year-olds, we're screwed. 489 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:35,298 I hate it. 490 00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:38,301 Then why'd you cut it? 491 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,091 I'm-I'm... 492 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,008 on autopilot, Jack. 493 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:48,096 I can box the kids' lunches 494 00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:49,712 blindfolded. 495 00:20:49,795 --> 00:20:52,852 The guys at the deli call me "Pound of Ham." 496 00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:55,036 They know I'm a mom... I reek of mom. 497 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,772 God, I-I don't want to be Pound of Ham, Jack. 498 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:59,692 Please tell me I'm not just Pound of Ham. 499 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,565 Rebecca. 500 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,479 You are not 501 00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:06,147 Pound of Ham. 502 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,231 Okay? 503 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,352 You want me to go down to the deli? You-you want me to go down 504 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:12,987 - and straighten those idiots out? - No, 505 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,105 Jack, no, I-I... 506 00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:18,908 Sometimes I just get tired of our routine. 507 00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,462 And... 508 00:21:21,545 --> 00:21:23,965 I want to feel spontaneous, 509 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:26,201 like we used to. 510 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,222 Come on, don't you ever feel like this? 511 00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:31,406 Honestly, I... 512 00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:36,911 When I was a kid, and we sit down at dinner, 513 00:21:36,994 --> 00:21:39,462 we didn't know if my dad was gonna explode on us or not. 514 00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:41,998 If Mom was gonna be crying. 515 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:45,119 I mean, those two were just a high-wire act. 516 00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:47,188 So... 517 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,539 I don't know, I mean, I-I... 518 00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:53,628 I kind of find our routine 519 00:21:53,711 --> 00:21:55,745 to be a bit comforting. 520 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:59,182 - So I'm awful. - You're not awful. 521 00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:04,954 I don't want to lose myself and forget who I am. 522 00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:09,132 I think I needed to make a change 523 00:22:09,215 --> 00:22:11,379 to remind myself that surprising things 524 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,330 can still happen. 525 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:23,606 Give me a minute. 526 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,208 What's wrong, sweetie? 527 00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:41,625 Mom? 528 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,978 Kev, talk to me. 529 00:22:44,061 --> 00:22:46,414 I missed you at the bonfire. 530 00:22:46,497 --> 00:22:48,216 Something happen last night? 531 00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,318 Um, well, you know, per usual, 532 00:22:50,401 --> 00:22:52,552 I find myself in a bit of a pickle. 533 00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:54,889 I'm really struggling, you know? 534 00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:56,556 I feel like I'm lost, romantically. 535 00:23:00,277 --> 00:23:01,692 You okay? 536 00:23:01,775 --> 00:23:02,964 Mom? 537 00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:04,658 He'll figure things out. 538 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:08,685 They just got married so young. 539 00:23:09,441 --> 00:23:10,940 High school first love. 540 00:23:12,323 --> 00:23:14,742 I think Kevin needs some... 541 00:23:14,825 --> 00:23:17,327 time to figure things out with her. 542 00:23:20,297 --> 00:23:21,297 Yeah. 543 00:23:26,704 --> 00:23:28,829 Wait, are we toasting to Kevin and Cassidy? 544 00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:30,842 Or to our McNulty-level detective work? 545 00:23:30,925 --> 00:23:32,842 Oh, definitely our detective work. 546 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:34,428 Mm. 547 00:23:35,112 --> 00:23:36,182 Speak of the devil. 548 00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:38,766 - Hello. - Hey! 549 00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:41,903 - Oh, he's a good man. - Cassidy's a lucky girl. 550 00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:44,572 - Yeah. - Oh, Sophie. 551 00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:46,374 We were just talking about you. 552 00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:48,543 No, we weren't... 553 00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,482 Did you get any sleep? 554 00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:53,696 A little, yeah. You? 555 00:23:54,525 --> 00:23:55,751 Yeah. 556 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,586 We... We'll see you at the wedding. 557 00:23:58,669 --> 00:24:00,872 Yeah. 558 00:24:00,955 --> 00:24:02,990 - Yeah. - Hmm. 559 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,696 Okay, what the hell was that? 560 00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,264 Case un-closed. 561 00:24:10,347 --> 00:24:13,101 Did Kevin sleep with Sophie and Cassidy? 562 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:14,867 He is a terrible man. 563 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,437 Just awful. 564 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,288 - Trash. - Mm. 565 00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:23,378 You'd think the one Uber driver in this place 566 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,662 would want a good review and actually help out. 567 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,118 Whoa! I got it, man. 568 00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:31,862 Okay. 569 00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:32,987 I see. 570 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:34,437 What? 571 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,092 You didn't need to snoop through our pill bottles, Randall. 572 00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,961 I wasn't snooping through, Miguel, I just stumbled 573 00:24:40,044 --> 00:24:41,863 upon it and I got concerned. 574 00:24:41,946 --> 00:24:44,198 Reasonably so, might I add. I got it. 575 00:24:44,281 --> 00:24:46,816 No, I've got it. You don't think I can handle a box, Randall? 576 00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:51,472 You know what I handle on a daily basis? 577 00:24:51,555 --> 00:24:52,672 Hmm? 578 00:24:53,715 --> 00:24:56,444 I didn't need you calling out my hand shaking. 579 00:24:56,527 --> 00:24:58,932 Which is a harmless response to my medication, 580 00:24:59,015 --> 00:25:00,932 - which I am handling. - Okay. 581 00:25:01,015 --> 00:25:02,320 Do you know what I needed? 582 00:25:02,974 --> 00:25:04,552 I needed an hour. 583 00:25:04,635 --> 00:25:06,211 To drink wine with someone. 584 00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:09,357 I needed just one minute to feel 585 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,732 like a human being. 586 00:25:12,264 --> 00:25:14,572 I wanted to go with you. 587 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:16,367 Because you drink wine. 588 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:18,715 And you appreciate it, like I do. 589 00:25:20,325 --> 00:25:22,737 I just needed a day, Randall. 590 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,872 Because it is moving fast now. 591 00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:26,952 It is moving so fast that I have whiplash. 592 00:25:27,035 --> 00:25:29,169 - What's moving fast? - All of it. 593 00:25:30,794 --> 00:25:32,150 All of it. 594 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,555 It's just you and me. 595 00:25:49,385 --> 00:25:51,740 It's not too late to call this off, Skeletor. 596 00:25:54,504 --> 00:25:56,156 I think you just look like 597 00:25:56,239 --> 00:25:58,191 a really pretty boy, Mommy. 598 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:01,995 Thank you, sweetheart, thank you. 599 00:26:02,078 --> 00:26:04,564 Very clever, you muscle-bound... 600 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,863 I did a thing. 601 00:26:08,051 --> 00:26:10,052 What did you do? 602 00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:13,740 You look like Magnum P.I. 603 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,458 You look weird, Dad. 604 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,083 I kind of like it. 605 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,585 You know, I've always wondered 606 00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:21,508 if I can pull one of these off. 607 00:26:21,591 --> 00:26:22,957 I... 608 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,281 am wondering the same thing. 609 00:26:25,364 --> 00:26:27,893 Well, a very wise woman once told me 610 00:26:27,976 --> 00:26:29,638 it doesn't hurt to shake things up 611 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,430 from time to time. 612 00:26:33,521 --> 00:26:35,601 Hey, I called the sitter. 613 00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:38,023 What do you say we get these new versions 614 00:26:38,106 --> 00:26:41,478 of ourselves dolled up and take 'em out for a spin? 615 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,607 Let the rug rats eat the meatloaf. 616 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,615 - On a Wednesday? - On a Wednesday. 617 00:26:52,835 --> 00:26:54,420 I can't tell if you look like 618 00:26:54,503 --> 00:26:57,172 a pizza delivery man or a porn star. 619 00:26:57,255 --> 00:26:58,991 Baby, tonight, 620 00:26:59,074 --> 00:27:00,542 I can be both. 621 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,993 - Oh, okay. - Mm-hmm. 622 00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:58,117 What can I say? 623 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,898 I love you, Kate Pearson, with every inch of my heart. 624 00:28:00,981 --> 00:28:02,608 Which you single-handedly defrosted 625 00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:04,608 and resuscitated like an emergency room 626 00:28:04,691 --> 00:28:06,425 - physician... - I think, uh... 627 00:28:06,508 --> 00:28:07,893 I think you might have my notes. 628 00:28:07,976 --> 00:28:09,578 Oh, dear. 629 00:28:09,661 --> 00:28:11,448 Ah, yes! 630 00:28:11,531 --> 00:28:13,366 This makes more sense. 631 00:28:13,449 --> 00:28:16,035 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for gathering today. 632 00:28:16,118 --> 00:28:18,559 We come together to celebrate Kate and Philip... 633 00:28:18,642 --> 00:28:19,819 Admit it. 634 00:28:19,902 --> 00:28:21,671 You hated me the first time we met. 635 00:28:22,825 --> 00:28:24,461 And maybe I hated you a little bit, too. 636 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:28,378 So, no, this was not a "love at first sight" 637 00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:30,718 magical fairytale romance. 638 00:28:30,801 --> 00:28:32,618 It was gritty. 639 00:28:32,701 --> 00:28:34,669 - Flaws up front. - Mm-hmm. 640 00:28:36,438 --> 00:28:39,558 A Super Bowl ring only worthy 641 00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:41,394 of those willing to battle 642 00:28:41,477 --> 00:28:43,228 in the snow and in the mud. 643 00:28:43,311 --> 00:28:46,068 I'll explain what a Super Bowl is later. 644 00:28:47,821 --> 00:28:49,908 I give you this ring 645 00:28:49,991 --> 00:28:52,053 as a sign of my love. 646 00:28:53,055 --> 00:28:56,424 And I give you this ring as a sign of my love. 647 00:28:57,661 --> 00:28:59,794 And there you have it. You may now kiss the bride. 648 00:29:07,421 --> 00:29:09,155 Yeah! 649 00:29:18,847 --> 00:29:21,867 ♪ Now every pretty, pretty girl ♪ 650 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:25,353 ♪ Want to live in his mind all the time ♪ 651 00:29:25,436 --> 00:29:28,274 ♪ He says I'm sitting next to my girl ♪ 652 00:29:28,357 --> 00:29:31,325 ♪ On the dock of the bay. ♪ 653 00:29:31,923 --> 00:29:33,262 Marriage. 654 00:29:35,027 --> 00:29:37,850 Marriage is what brings us 655 00:29:37,933 --> 00:29:39,327 together today. 656 00:29:40,394 --> 00:29:41,771 Marriage, 657 00:29:42,204 --> 00:29:44,159 the blessed arrangement. 658 00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:46,576 That dream within a dream. 659 00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:48,628 Oh, good Lord. 660 00:29:50,591 --> 00:29:52,031 Haud yer wheesht! 661 00:29:52,114 --> 00:29:54,718 You're quite the loud bunch, aren't ya? 662 00:29:54,801 --> 00:29:57,298 Or maybe just off your trolleys. Ah dinnae ken. 663 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,518 Right. 664 00:30:00,601 --> 00:30:02,608 Guess I should've prepared something. 665 00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:06,938 And that kills? 666 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,514 And so, Philip, 667 00:30:08,597 --> 00:30:10,531 welcome to the family, my brother. 668 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:14,214 Sister. 669 00:30:15,637 --> 00:30:17,618 I love you beyond measure. 670 00:30:17,701 --> 00:30:18,741 Aw. 671 00:30:19,641 --> 00:30:23,395 The two of you have been very smiley today. 672 00:30:23,478 --> 00:30:26,498 And I dig that. 673 00:30:26,581 --> 00:30:29,835 And, Philip, yours is very nice... 674 00:30:29,918 --> 00:30:32,987 But my sister's... 675 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:36,675 My God, if it's not the same infectious smile that she had 676 00:30:36,758 --> 00:30:38,859 since we were little kids. 677 00:30:39,928 --> 00:30:42,930 And I'm so happy that time hasn't changed that. 678 00:30:43,932 --> 00:30:46,701 And I'm really glad that you broke it back out. 679 00:30:52,174 --> 00:30:55,127 I've been thinking a lot today, um... 680 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:56,971 about time. 681 00:30:58,013 --> 00:30:59,632 And how, when you're young... 682 00:30:59,715 --> 00:31:01,834 Like when you're Jackie's age... 683 00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:05,038 A year is like a fifth of your existence. 684 00:31:05,121 --> 00:31:08,378 And so maybe when you're younger, 685 00:31:08,461 --> 00:31:11,626 time seems to move a little bit slower. 686 00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:16,130 Summer vacation is a lifetime. 687 00:31:17,131 --> 00:31:19,266 But the older we get, 688 00:31:19,983 --> 00:31:22,488 the faster time just seems to come at us. 689 00:31:22,571 --> 00:31:24,690 All of us. 690 00:31:24,773 --> 00:31:27,893 You know, the years just keep flying by, 691 00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:30,845 faster and faster. 692 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:35,571 It can give a guy whiplash, just thinking about it. 693 00:31:39,721 --> 00:31:42,308 And so while I would love nothing more than to... 694 00:31:42,391 --> 00:31:45,511 stay in this moment as long as humanly possible, 695 00:31:45,594 --> 00:31:48,480 to celebrate our favorite newlyweds... 696 00:31:48,563 --> 00:31:51,050 sadly, I have yet to build a remote 697 00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:53,786 that pauses life. 698 00:31:53,869 --> 00:31:56,338 Damn. 699 00:31:56,421 --> 00:31:58,490 That doesn't mean there aren't still 700 00:31:58,573 --> 00:32:01,700 summer vacations to be enjoyed. 701 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:04,263 Still good conversations to be had. 702 00:32:05,113 --> 00:32:07,648 And still love to be shared. 703 00:32:09,317 --> 00:32:12,753 It just all happens much faster. 704 00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:16,375 But, um... 705 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:18,410 in moments like this, 706 00:32:18,493 --> 00:32:21,095 when you're around all your favorite people... 707 00:32:22,097 --> 00:32:25,633 celebrating a really special day... 708 00:32:26,735 --> 00:32:29,303 time does slow down ever so much. 709 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:33,092 So I'm grateful to Kate 710 00:32:33,175 --> 00:32:35,409 and Philip for that. 711 00:32:38,714 --> 00:32:42,101 And I'm filled with comfort, as I look around this room, 712 00:32:42,184 --> 00:32:44,638 knowing that all of you will be on this 713 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:47,239 speeding train with me, 714 00:32:47,322 --> 00:32:50,309 slowing down for the occasional special stop. 715 00:32:50,392 --> 00:32:54,108 All the way till the very end. 716 00:32:54,191 --> 00:32:56,882 So, um... 717 00:32:56,965 --> 00:32:58,358 cheers. 718 00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:01,086 - Cheers. - Cheers. 719 00:33:03,672 --> 00:33:05,591 Okay. 720 00:33:05,674 --> 00:33:08,093 And now to drag us back from the dark abyss 721 00:33:08,176 --> 00:33:09,928 that I just pushed us all into. 722 00:33:12,848 --> 00:33:14,366 Uh, it is my pleasure to introduce 723 00:33:14,449 --> 00:33:16,802 a very special performance. 724 00:33:16,885 --> 00:33:19,588 So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you 725 00:33:19,671 --> 00:33:22,056 the one, the only... 726 00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:24,381 Mom. 727 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,434 The stage is all yours, Mom. 728 00:33:58,402 --> 00:34:00,671 It took me a sec, but I am turning 729 00:34:00,761 --> 00:34:03,148 positive on the mustache. 730 00:34:03,231 --> 00:34:05,178 Women dig a 'stache. 731 00:34:05,261 --> 00:34:06,789 And men... 732 00:34:06,872 --> 00:34:10,093 dig a woman who can pull off a hot, short haircut. 733 00:34:10,176 --> 00:34:12,522 - Oh, thanks. - Mm-hmm. 734 00:34:16,749 --> 00:34:19,268 I think multiple men calling me Pound of Ham 735 00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:20,640 really threw me. 736 00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:23,888 I love our routine. 737 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,458 I know. 738 00:34:27,426 --> 00:34:29,612 Still good to shake things up from time to time though. 739 00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,130 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 740 00:34:38,471 --> 00:34:40,556 You know something that Pound of Ham Rebecca 741 00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:42,053 - would never do? - Hmm? 742 00:34:42,136 --> 00:34:45,143 Strut over to that piano over there and rip it a new one. 743 00:34:50,082 --> 00:34:51,367 Well... 744 00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:53,836 Pound of Ham Rebecca's dead. 745 00:34:53,919 --> 00:34:56,639 Oh, okay. 746 00:35:03,951 --> 00:35:06,149 I want you to know... 747 00:35:06,232 --> 00:35:08,500 that if your mother is unable to perform, 748 00:35:08,701 --> 00:35:10,587 I've arranged for me and the band 749 00:35:10,670 --> 00:35:12,155 to immediately start playing 750 00:35:12,238 --> 00:35:14,524 Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On." 751 00:35:16,275 --> 00:35:18,928 - That's right, me on lead vocal. - Mm-hmm. 752 00:35:19,011 --> 00:35:20,758 Going full Titanic. 753 00:35:20,841 --> 00:35:22,698 All right, it's gonna be a catastrophe 754 00:35:22,781 --> 00:35:24,734 of such epic proportions that no one's really gonna 755 00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:26,848 remember anything else about this wedding. 756 00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:29,558 - I love you very much. - Yeah. 757 00:35:29,641 --> 00:35:30,938 It's good to hear, you know? 758 00:35:31,021 --> 00:35:32,074 Considering. 759 00:36:03,923 --> 00:36:07,243 ♪ They say time will tell ♪ 760 00:36:07,326 --> 00:36:09,412 ♪ But I think it likes ♪ 761 00:36:09,495 --> 00:36:12,630 ♪ To keep secrets ♪ 762 00:36:13,832 --> 00:36:17,201 ♪ So we'll wait and see ♪ 763 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:21,108 ♪ But it's just as well ♪ 764 00:36:21,191 --> 00:36:23,693 ♪ The years can be counted ♪ 765 00:36:23,776 --> 00:36:27,145 ♪ In seconds ♪ 766 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,729 ♪ That's fine with me ♪ 767 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:37,740 ♪ 'Cause I get this morning ♪ 768 00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:40,009 ♪ With you ♪ 769 00:36:40,092 --> 00:36:43,628 ♪ Forever now ♪ 770 00:36:46,091 --> 00:36:48,117 ♪ It all ♪ 771 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,268 ♪ Hits me at once ♪ 772 00:36:51,351 --> 00:36:54,754 ♪ Forever now ♪ 773 00:36:56,742 --> 00:37:00,496 ♪ If there's a right way ♪ 774 00:37:00,579 --> 00:37:02,999 ♪ To say it ♪ 775 00:37:03,082 --> 00:37:06,851 ♪ I'm still learning how ♪ 776 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:12,508 ♪ And maybe all that we have ♪ 777 00:37:12,591 --> 00:37:17,562 ♪ Is a forever now ♪ 778 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:36,566 ♪ I've been looking for words ♪ 779 00:37:36,649 --> 00:37:39,468 ♪ For feelings that shouldn't ♪ 780 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:42,987 ♪ Get spoken ♪ 781 00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:47,910 ♪ It's something I do ♪ 782 00:37:47,993 --> 00:37:50,913 ♪ I'm starting to learn ♪ 783 00:37:50,996 --> 00:37:54,183 ♪ Some silences shouldn't be ♪ 784 00:37:54,266 --> 00:37:57,486 ♪ Broken ♪ 785 00:37:57,569 --> 00:38:01,806 ♪ Just listened to ♪ 786 00:38:05,077 --> 00:38:08,397 ♪ I get this moment ♪ 787 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,366 ♪ With you ♪ 788 00:38:10,449 --> 00:38:13,251 ♪ Forever now ♪ 789 00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,974 ♪ It all ♪ 790 00:38:18,057 --> 00:38:21,243 ♪ Hits me at once ♪ 791 00:38:21,326 --> 00:38:25,263 ♪ Forever now ♪ 792 00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:30,519 ♪ If there's a right way ♪ 793 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,822 ♪ To say it ♪ 794 00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:36,808 ♪ I'm still learning how ♪ 795 00:38:39,711 --> 00:38:43,232 ♪ All that we have ♪ 796 00:38:43,315 --> 00:38:47,351 ♪ Is a forever now. ♪ 797 00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:17,566 You're still gonna make me sing Celine, aren't you? 798 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,684 Yes. 799 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:23,472 Listen, you really are a god for tracking these kids all day. 800 00:39:23,555 --> 00:39:24,922 I wouldn't have been upset with you if you'd lost, like, 801 00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:26,758 - one of them. - Yeah, well, thanks, man. 802 00:39:26,961 --> 00:39:28,144 Just let me know when my shift's over, 803 00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,061 so I can take all the edibles. 804 00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:38,136 What gives? You guys have been looking at me weird all day. 805 00:39:38,351 --> 00:39:41,139 - Have we? - Uh-huh. 806 00:39:41,351 --> 00:39:42,858 Have you been dishing any weird looks? 807 00:39:42,941 --> 00:39:44,827 - Not I. Have you? - No, no. 808 00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:46,677 - No weird looks over here. - No clue what you're talking about. 809 00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:48,579 Huh. 810 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:52,658 Hey, um, can I steal you for a second? 811 00:39:52,741 --> 00:39:54,336 Sure. 812 00:39:54,419 --> 00:39:56,154 Excuse me. 813 00:39:58,957 --> 00:40:00,676 Okay, so, um... 814 00:40:00,759 --> 00:40:02,668 about last night, I am not usually... 815 00:40:02,751 --> 00:40:04,547 It's the wedding singer. 816 00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:06,215 We should've known it was the wedding singer. 817 00:40:06,298 --> 00:40:08,217 It's always the damn wedding singer. 818 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,635 Always the wedding singer. 819 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:14,190 ♪ Well, my friends, the time has come ♪ 820 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:18,494 ♪ Raise the roof and have some fun ♪ 821 00:40:18,577 --> 00:40:21,197 ♪ Throw away ♪ 822 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,365 ♪ The work to be done ♪ 823 00:40:23,448 --> 00:40:27,002 ♪ Let the music play on, play on, play on ♪ 824 00:40:27,085 --> 00:40:31,908 ♪ All night long, all night... ♪ 825 00:40:31,991 --> 00:40:34,143 I loved your speech. 826 00:40:34,226 --> 00:40:36,948 It was equal parts sexy 827 00:40:37,031 --> 00:40:39,148 - and depressing. - Well, that's my sweet spot. 828 00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:42,078 So, yes. 829 00:40:42,161 --> 00:40:44,828 - ♪ All night long, oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 830 00:40:44,911 --> 00:40:46,322 ♪ All night... ♪ 831 00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:48,419 Mom is sick. 832 00:40:48,502 --> 00:40:50,087 ♪ People dancing all in the street ♪ 833 00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:52,189 Miguel's getting old. 834 00:40:52,272 --> 00:40:55,192 ♪ See the rhythm all in their feet... ♪ 835 00:40:55,275 --> 00:40:58,058 I can see where it's all heading now. 836 00:40:58,141 --> 00:41:01,948 And it's all headed there so fast. 837 00:41:03,283 --> 00:41:04,702 ♪ All night long... ♪ 838 00:41:04,785 --> 00:41:07,398 What are you supposed to do with that? 839 00:41:07,481 --> 00:41:10,182 Only thing you can do, baby. 840 00:41:11,525 --> 00:41:13,783 You dance. 841 00:41:13,866 --> 00:41:17,658 ♪ Everyone you meet, dancing in the street ♪ 842 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,158 - ♪ All night long ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 843 00:41:20,241 --> 00:41:23,903 ♪ Oh, yes, all night long ♪ 844 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,591 ♪ All night long ♪ 845 00:41:27,674 --> 00:41:29,793 ♪ All night, all night... ♪ 846 00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:31,629 - Yo. - Hey. 847 00:41:31,712 --> 00:41:33,664 So, for real, bro. 848 00:41:33,747 --> 00:41:35,799 What happened with you last night? 849 00:41:35,882 --> 00:41:38,178 Aw, man, it's a long story. 850 00:41:38,261 --> 00:41:39,970 Is it a good story? 851 00:41:40,053 --> 00:41:42,428 - ♪ All night ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 852 00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:45,576 - ♪ All night, all night ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 853 00:41:45,659 --> 00:41:50,108 - ♪ All night, all night ♪ - ♪ All night, all night long ♪ 854 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:51,749 ♪ All night, all night... ♪ 855 00:41:51,832 --> 00:41:53,861 - I don't know yet. - ♪ All night long. ♪ 59684

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