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Stop.
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- I'll stop if you just
explain it to me,
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-because I don't...
-Would you please just drop it?
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- All right, all right,
fine, fine, fine, fine.
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Consider it dropped.
It's dropped.
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-It's on the ground.
-Good.
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But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.
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-You got decorations.
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You got balloons.
You got parties and cake.
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Look, I don't need presents,
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I don't want decorations,
and I'm-I'm not a cake guy.
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Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?
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Name one food better than cake.
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Guinea pig.
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Oh, again with the guinea pig.
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I bet if I blindfolded you,
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you wouldn't be able
to tell the difference
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between a skunk
and a guinea pig.
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Wrong. Snakes have
impeccable taste buds.
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-I can taste air.
-Air?
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Yes. Air.
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Mm. Nice.
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I don't know.
They're a little, uh...
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a little cute for my taste.
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That's what makes them
so delicious.
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You're not just eating food.
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You're eating pure goodness.
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It's not about the pig.
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It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.
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So, you can...
you can taste air?
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-What else you got?
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-Forget about it.
-W-W-Wait.
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-Can you also hear color?
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-Can you see sound?
-All right, all right. Okay.
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'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.
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Okay, all right, fine.
Get it all out.
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-Get it all out now.
-Okay, okay.
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Look at that.- 00 p.m.
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Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.
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-Let's bounce.
-Yep.
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Tastes like, um, you're gonna
stick me with the bill-- again.
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-Well, it is my birthday.
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So now you play
the birthday card?
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-That's interesting.
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Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?
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Hello? Checkity-check-check.
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-You know what?
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We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?
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You know the one good thing
about this place?
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-What? -We never have to wait
for a table.
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Well, isn't that every place?
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Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you in...
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-Snake attack!
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Oh. Mints.
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Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.
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All right.
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-- Let's do this.
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Guinea pig, huh?
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It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents.
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Yeah, but it's still a rodent.
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You know what I mean?
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-Don't mind us, just robbing
this place. -
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Whoo! Yeah!
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-Go bad...
-Or go home.
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Hey, you. Get over here.
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Little bit closer.
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Oh, I know what it is.
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You're afraid because
I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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I am the villain in every story.
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Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?
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Yep.
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Say hello to Mr. Snake.
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Serpentine,
safe-cracking machine.
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Imagine Houdini
but with no arms.
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Kind of guy who'd tell you
the glass is half empty,
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then steal it from you.
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He's also my best bud.
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And today's his birthday!
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-Not relevant.
-He's a sweetheart.
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-You're a sweetheart.
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Well, look who's here.
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-Took 'em long enough.
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Watch this.
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Three.
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Two. One.
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And over here is Ms. Tarantula,
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our in-house hacker,
our pocket search engine,
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our traveling tech wizard.
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We call her Webs.
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Very slick, Webs.
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I also took over
the police dispatch,
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blurred their satellite
imaging system,
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grounded their chopper.
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And one more thing.
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You didn't.
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I got a special delivery for...
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Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!
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Please! Don't eat me!
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Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.
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I think I hate you.
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Guys, it's me.
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I was the construction worker.
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And this is Mr. Shark,
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master of disguise,
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apex predator
of a thousand faces.
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His greatest trick:
stealing the Mona Lisa
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-disguised as the Mona Lisa.
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Dig that.
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Watch it, big tuna.
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I'm trying to work here.
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Keep it cool, baby.
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Birthdays should be chill.
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And rounding out the crew...
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Surprise!
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...is Mr. Piranha.
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He's a loose cannon
with a short fuse,
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willing to scrap
with anyone or anything.
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-He's brave.
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-He's fearless.
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Uh, who am I kidding?
He's crazy.
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Santo cielo,
that's a lot of po-po.
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Uh, Piranha,
did we forget something?
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-What?
-The present.
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-You know.
-Oh, um...
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Of-of course I didn't forget.
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--You know you fart
when you lie, right?
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What? No, I fart
when I'm nervous.
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Yeah. Nervous about lying.
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-I'm sorry.
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-- Piranha!
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Don't breathe it in.
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-I breathed it in!
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Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,
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but when you're born us,
you don't exactly win
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many popularity contests.
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-Shark!
-- Shark!
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Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?
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Eight legs,
eight times the cardio.
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Monster!
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-- Sure, I do.
-What's up, papa?
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- But these are
the cards we've been dealt,
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so we might as well play 'em.
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Jackpot!
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Yes!
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Um...
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-What the thorax?
-Are you crazy?
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What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.
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It's the best part.
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Chief! It's...
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Them.
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Webs, hit it.
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Get them!
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I'm gonna put you guys away
for so long,
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your fleas will have fleas.
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Chief. You want some cake?
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-You seem a little hangry.
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Get that thing
out of my face before I...
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-Excuse me, Chief.
-What?
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You're mine.
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Hermano.
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Yeah, we may be bad,
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but we're so good at it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Keep running, Wolf!
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One of these days,
your luck is gonna run out!
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All right, Piranha, you're up.
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-Seriously?
-- Snake, come on.
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-At least make a toast.
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-Toast! Come on!
-Come on.
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-- Okay, okay. All right.
A toast. -Whoo!
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Fine.
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I've made a lot of enemies
in my time-- I mean, a lot--
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but out of all the people
in the world,
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I hate you guys the least.
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-Aw. -That was actually
kind of beautiful.
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You're a poet, man.
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To Mr. Snake and his strange
dislike of birthdays.
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-- Yay!
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Everyone say, "Robbery."
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Robbery.
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Oh.
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Look at those dimples.
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-Happy birthday, buddy.
-Okay.
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-Now, dig in, fellas.
-Yes!
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-Piranha!
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-- Don't do that.
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That was so gross.
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That was my lunch!
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-- You snooze, you lose.
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-- You like that.
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Nice.
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-Ooh, wow.
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I forgot we had those Push Pops.
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Man, my tummy is rumbling
like a kraken right now.
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Yeah. Want it?
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You know he's not
gonna give it to you.
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No, I believe that deep down
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Snake is a kind
and generous soul.
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Why?
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Here. Take it.
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Oh, yeah!
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Pop me, please.
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-Ah...
-Ha!
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Sucker.
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Come on, man. Now you gonna
make me get all aggressive.
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-Animals.
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Spit it out! Spit it out!
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Never!
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Let's see what they're saying
about us today.
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What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit,
Channel 6 Action News.
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The Bad Guys
have struck again...
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Guys, guys, stop it.
We're on TV.
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-Ooh, ooh!
-...proving once more that they
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are the most diabolical
criminals of our time.
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Ooh, "diabolical." That's new.
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Know what it sounds like?
A cologne.
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Diabolical.
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- To address
this heinous crime spree
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is the newly elected governor,
Diane Foxington.
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-Governor?
-- Okay. Yeah.
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-I hear you. I hear you.
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Listen, listen. We all know
how dastardly the Bad Guys are.
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-- You bet we are.
-But more than anything...
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I feel sorry for them.
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What?
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These so-called Bad Guys
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are really just
second-rate has-beens.
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Behind their amateurish antics
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and, frankly,
unoriginal capers--
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I mean, really, another bank?--
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is nothing but
a deep well of anger...
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I ain't angry! You're angry!
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-...denial...
-Not true.
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...and self-loathing.
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The only one I self-loathe
is you.
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And those are holes
that no amount of cash
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or priceless art can ever fill.
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What's on the Food Network?
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So, can we just forget about...
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Who-who is she to judge us?
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-- ...and focus on more
positive things? -
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And what could be more positive
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than the Annual
Good Samaritan Awards,
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where tomorrow night I will
present the Golden Dolphin
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to this year's goodest citizen?
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I can't believe I voted for her.
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You voted for her?
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- What?
She's good on climate change.
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Wait. What's going on?
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You've got that twinkle
in your eye.
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Guys, who's up for another job?
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A big one.
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The Golden Dolphin.
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-Seriously?
-Oh.
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I thought I was the crazy one.
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That job has broken
every criminal who's tried it.
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The Bucharest Bandits,
Lucky Jim.
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The Crimson Paw.
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Actually, the Crimson Paw
was never arrested.
261
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,223
Yeah, but he never stole
anything again.
262
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,959
Snake, what better way
263
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,461
to wipe that smirk
off the governor's fuzzy face
264
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,896
than stealing the Golden Dolphin
265
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,898
from right under her whiskers?
266
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,633
This is the Holy Grail
of thievery.
267
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,836
If we pull this off,
we'll cement our legacy
268
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,238
as the greatest criminals
of all time.
269
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,874
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
270
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,509
I thought we weren't supposed
to make things personal.
271
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,544
Besides, we've got
a good thing going here.
272
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,615
Friends, freedom,
and just look at this loot.
273
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,717
All right, you're right.
Forget it.
274
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,020
-The Dolphin job is off.
-Good.
275
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,455
I guess the pig
will get his trophy after all.
276
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,757
Yeah, I guess he would...
277
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,493
What do you mean, "pig"?
278
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,095
Oh, yes, did I not mention that?
279
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,697
That's weird. I thought
I mentioned that it was, uh...
280
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,233
The Good Samaritan is...
281
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,534
A guinea pig?
282
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,604
What do you say, Snakey?
283
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,972
Better than cake.
284
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,573
-- Right.
285
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,376
Okay. Fine.
286
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,078
But he better be delicious.
287
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,280
Are we all in this together?
288
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,984
So here's the plan.
289
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,353
Like every year,
the ceremony will be held
290
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,155
at the Museum of Fine Arts,
291
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,724
where the Golden Dolphin
will be positioned
292
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,327
just beyond
the backstage curtain.
293
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,661
Sounds easy.
294
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,830
Sounds easy, hermano,
but to get there,
295
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,199
we'll need to bypass
three levels of security.
296
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,768
So, step one:
We'll need to blend in.
297
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,845
Professor Marmalade,
298
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,114
this year's recipient
of the Golden Dolphin,
299
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,650
the most annoying good creature
on the planet.
300
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,253
Professor, in the past year,
you've stopped wars,
301
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,788
fed the hungry
and saved countless pandas.
302
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,523
Some have described
your goodness
303
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,592
as second only to Mother Teresa.
304
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,162
Oh, Tiffany,
it's not a competition.
305
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,730
And if it were, it would
really be more of a tie.
306
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,934
But we can all agree that
there is a flower of goodness
307
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,004
inside all of us,
just waiting to blossom.
308
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,940
- Once inside,
there are two armored doors.
309
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,276
The first can only be opened by
310
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,044
a special key card
that is carried
311
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,946
by our dear friend,
the chief of police.
312
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,948
The second is outfitted
with a retinal scanner
313
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,750
and guarded by
an elite special ops unit
314
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,387
trained to strike first
and ask questions later.
315
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,357
Governor Foxington
is the only one
316
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,326
who has clearance
to open the second door.
317
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,728
So, step two:
She and I will need to get
318
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,530
up close and personal.
319
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,332
Enjoy your evening,
Mr. Ambassador.
320
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,500
Thank you, ma'am.
321
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,035
Interesting piece.
322
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,571
Trashy, pointless
and pretentious.
323
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,074
Hmm. They say that art reveals
324
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,875
more about the viewer
than the artist.
325
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,444
-Mister...
326
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,613
Poodleton. Oliver Poodleton.
327
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,714
Uh... okay.
328
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,749
It's about time someone stood up
329
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,119
to those diabolical Bad Guys.
330
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,255
Though, I've got to say,
no one's succeeded yet.
331
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,991
Eh. I don't think
it'll be that hard.
332
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,127
I have a feeling it'll be
harder than you think.
333
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,262
I'd say they're
one epic job away
334
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,097
from cementing their legacy.
335
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,568
Mr. Poodleton,
you're-you're funny.
336
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,137
I am?
337
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,539
The only legacy they're
cementing is life in prison.
338
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,374
Did you see their last job?
339
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,975
Ugh. Unsecured exits,
340
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,378
crude disguises,
compulsive showboating.
341
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,879
I mean, it was a mess.
342
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,682
All the classic signs
of a crew in decline.
343
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,752
Next, they're gonna
make it personal.
344
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,388
That's when you know
they're toast.
345
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,658
Uh, well, that's your opinion.
346
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,327
It is, and I'm the governor.
347
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,432
As for the sculpture,
I think it's about perspective.
348
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,268
If you look closely enough,
349
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,938
even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.
350
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,108
How about that?
351
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,579
I guess some things
aren't always as they appear.
352
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,913
That reminds me.
353
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,715
May I? I can't miss a photo op
354
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,350
with the governor
and a pile of garbage.
355
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,920
Oh, Mr. Poodleton,
you're too hard on yourself.
356
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,589
-Hey...
357
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,693
Okay, friends.
358
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,628
It's showtime.
359
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,432
Once we're in,
it's on to step three:
360
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,135
We split up
and we take our positions.
361
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,838
Officers, if the Bad Guys
crash this event,
362
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,940
I am definitely
going to lose my job,
363
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,277
and I will not hesitate
to take you down with me.
364
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,146
-Now, move out.
-- Yes, ma'am!
365
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,814
Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut,
366
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,649
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut...
367
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,533
Mic's on.
Everyone on comms, do you copy?
368
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,767
-Copy.
-Copy. -Copy.
369
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,469
Copy.
370
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,856
A drink for the pretty lady?
371
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,625
No, thank you. My life is
too complicated right now.
372
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,461
Uh, uh...
373
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,590
Boys, it's Dolphin season.
374
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,196
Copy that. I'm on the move.
375
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,165
Unit two, is the backstage
area still secure?
376
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,533
OFFICER
Unit two. All clear.
377
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,968
This is where
all the training pays off.
378
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,704
-Oh, pardon me.
379
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,672
-Terribly sorry.
-Not a problem, sir.
380
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,708
Keep your eyes open, boys.
381
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,812
They could be anywhere,
just waiting to humiliate us.
382
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,049
Wolf is in position.
383
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,519
Piranha, you all
penguin-suited and booted?
384
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,088
Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean,
Dolphin-stealing machine.
385
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,124
What's going on, guys?
386
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,503
-Here, let me help you.
-Ooh.
387
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,871
Are you okay, ma'am?
388
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:08,040
Oh, my gracious, yes.
389
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,711
I may be dizzy, but I'm alive,
thanks to you.
390
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,413
-- What are you...
-Oh.
391
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,781
Mm.
392
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,085
Thank you, dear.
393
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,922
You're such a good boy.
394
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,343
All good, brother?
395
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,746
Yeah, all... a-all good.
Yeah, yeah.
396
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,315
Um...
397
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,917
Webs, what do you say about
moving on to step four?
398
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,686
Copy that. Shark, you're up.
399
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,988
-Do your thing.
-Do I get to improvise?
400
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,024
Yes, fine. Improvise.
401
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,792
But please be subtle.
402
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,661
Mm-hmm.
403
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,432
I'm having a baby!
404
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,899
Is there a doctor?
405
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,968
Or perhaps
several security guards
406
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,903
that could leave their post
and help me?
407
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,625
"Fish surprise"?
408
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,495
Surprise!
409
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,337
Hey, Webs,
can you enhance this...
410
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,039
- Done. Eight steps
ahead of you, Wolfie.
411
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,682
Ladies and gentlemen,
412
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,751
your emcee for
the Good Samaritan Awards...
413
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,188
WOLF
All right, Shark, we're in.
414
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,391
Oops,
I forgot, I'm not pregnant.
415
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,559
...president of the committee,
416
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,995
Governor Diane Foxington.
417
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,731
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
418
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,033
Thank you.
419
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,069
Last year,
we faced our biggest test
420
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,673
when a meteorite crashed
into our dear city.
421
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,776
That meteorite didn't just make
a hole in our city.
422
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,778
It made a hole in our hearts.
423
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,714
-- Aw.
424
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,116
But even in tragedy,
Professor Marmalade,
425
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,951
he did what he does so well.
426
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,454
He made us look
at things differently.
427
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,288
And thanks to you, Marmalade,
428
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,026
the Love Crater Meteorite
will forever serve as a symbol
429
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,796
of how there is good
even in the worst places.
430
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,799
Whoo!
431
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,277
Hurry up.
432
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,081
...and successfully reversed
climate change
433
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,484
for the well-being of all of us.
434
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,220
This is going
surprisingly smoothly.
435
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,197
What the molt is that?
436
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,732
- The Wolf Piranha
Snake Shark Tarantula
437
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,734
-Protection System.
-- The WPSST?
438
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,236
-This was not supposed
to happen. -What?
439
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,272
Guys, calm down. I'm on it.
440
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,776
Initiating WPSST override
protocol.
441
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,077
Get it, queen!
442
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,847
-- Did it work?
-Just give me five minutes.
443
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,317
And now, please join me
in welcoming to the stage...
444
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,086
We don't have five minutes.
445
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,321
...Professor Marmalade.
446
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,389
Aw.
447
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,758
We love you,
Professor Marmalade!
448
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,093
The pig is on the move.
449
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,361
I repeat, the pig
is on the move.
450
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,864
Webs, Webs, the curtain's
going up any minute.
451
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,065
It's not letting me in.
452
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,366
Check your system preferences.
453
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,802
You probably need
to download a driver.
454
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,903
Try rebooting.
455
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,404
Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.
456
00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,639
-SNAKE and- Really?
-No!
457
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,541
-- Hey, Larry.
458
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:02,642
Come on, open up.
459
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,443
What did we say
about locking doors?
460
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,913
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Shark, I got a situation here.
461
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,247
Copy that. I'm on my way.
462
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,518
Hurry up, guys.
463
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,153
Time to turn this baby
on beast mode.
464
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,591
Eat it, WPSST!
465
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,597
Please, not now.
466
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,398
-Wolf. -Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, Piranha!
467
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,268
-This award is for...
468
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,071
As I was saying...
469
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,575
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
470
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,448
-Piranha! Are you kidding me?
-- Sorry!
471
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,684
And that's why
my Gala for Goodness
472
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,587
will raise all the money needed
for those less fortunate.
473
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,955
-- Come on!
474
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,292
I'm starting
to get mad here, Larry.
475
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,828
-- Webs! Webs!
476
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:59,599
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
477
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,703
-Whoa!
478
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,114
SHARK
Excuse me.
479
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,749
Is this the ladies' room?
480
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,918
Oh, uh, y-you need
to take a right
481
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,920
at the end of the hall, ma'am.
482
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,494
Yes. Whoop-bam!
483
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:30,863
Oh, come on!
484
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,267
And now it is my honor
to award Professor Marmalade
485
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:39,471
with the Golden Dolphin!
486
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,474
-No.
-No.
487
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:43,743
Yes!
488
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,112
I mean, yes!
489
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,914
What?
490
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,254
Everyone, everyone, uh,
please don't panic.
491
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,689
Just stay calm.
492
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,125
I'm-I'm sure there's
an explanation for this.
493
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,996
I repeat, uh,
please do not panic.
494
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,266
Nice work, everybody.
495
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,402
Now, let's make like a wolf
and get the pack out of here.
496
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,404
Ah, wordplay.
497
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:13,706
I don't get it.
498
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,708
Diane, Diane, if I may...
499
00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,910
-You have to understand,
500
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:21,180
I didn't bring hope back
to the city for an award.
501
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:25,217
I did these good things because
of how they made me feel.
502
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:26,853
That tingly feeling I get.
503
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,287
That shiver up my spine.
504
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,191
The wag in my tiny tail.
505
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,160
Because, you see,
506
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,530
being good just feels so good.
507
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:42,669
And when you're good,
you're loved.
508
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,772
-Wolf?
509
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,306
-Wolf?
-What are you doing?
510
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,408
SNAKE, SHARK and-
Go!
511
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,343
-It's the Bad Guys!
512
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,645
Arrest them!
513
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,545
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
514
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,914
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
515
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,883
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut.
516
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,551
They stole the Golden Dolphin!
517
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:02,521
Come on, you can't prove that.
518
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,325
My baby!
519
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,994
-On your knees, Bad Guys.
520
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,228
With your hands up.
521
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,397
Never! We're out of here.
522
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,368
So long, suckers.
523
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:25,211
Well, this just got
a little weird.
524
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,015
The Bad Guys go bust.
525
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,151
The nefarious fivesome
has finally been captured.
526
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,921
And I, Tiffany Fluffit,
am first on the scene.
527
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,724
Wow. You know, I-I just
realized that I have devoted
528
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,326
my entire adult life
to putting you in jail.
529
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,061
You are my purpose.
530
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,963
Without you, who am I?
531
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,397
Ah, I'm just kidding.
532
00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,199
This is the best moment
of my life!
533
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,170
It's the end of the Bad Guys.
534
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,604
No!
535
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,640
Get your hands off of me!
536
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,143
Ooh, you're begging
for a biting right now.
537
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,677
Wolf!
538
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,716
- Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!
539
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,584
Ooh, Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!
540
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,820
-Madam Governor!
-One at a time. One at a time.
541
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,623
-Hey. Hey!
-Excuse me.
542
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,592
-Sorry to interrupt.
543
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,428
I just wanted to congratulate
the governor here.
544
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,031
I got to say,
you really got us pegged.
545
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:23,402
We're just a deep well
of anger and self-loathing.
546
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,371
-Denial.
-Sure. That, too.
547
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:26,572
-Narcissism.
-Yeah. Yeah.
548
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,874
Emotional emptiness.
549
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,408
-So we're on the same page.
-Hmm.
550
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,510
What is he doing?
551
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,680
Sadly, we were never
given a chance
552
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:38,284
to be anything more
than second-rate criminals.
553
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,887
If only there was someone
who could help
554
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:44,556
the flower of goodness
inside us blossom.
555
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,959
Some icon of love
and forgiveness,
556
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,396
like, uh, I don't know,
Mother Teresa.
557
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:53,465
Best thing is to just
throw us in jail
558
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,102
for the rest
of our hopeless lives.
559
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,904
Yeah, that's the plan.
560
00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,671
-Wait, wait, wait, no, no.
561
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,373
-Get in there.
-Ow!
562
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,442
Wait.
563
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,477
Uh, beg... beg pardon?
564
00:29:05,611 --> 00:29:07,513
Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.
565
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,181
Basically walking garbage.
566
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,649
Sorry, I'm making a point.
567
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,384
Do what you need to do, pal.
568
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,553
But how can we say
they're hopeless
569
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,889
if they've never
been given a chance?
570
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,992
What if... what if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?
571
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,628
As you know,
my Gala for Goodness,
572
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,465
the "hashtag charity event
of the year," is coming up.
573
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,334
If I can prove
to everyone at that gala
574
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,869
that the Bad Guys have changed,
575
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,504
will you set them free
and give them a clean start?
576
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,142
-What? Professor Marmalade!
-- Ow!
577
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,510
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't you see what he's doing?
578
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,146
He's playing you.
579
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,347
But it was my idea.
580
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,614
It was his idea.
581
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,616
But only because
you made him have it.
582
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,953
Madam Governor,
you can't just let them go.
583
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,355
Professor, I'm not about to put
the safety of the city
584
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,423
on the line for an experiment.
585
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,059
Excuse me, Madam Governor.
586
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,795
I seem to remember that
a wise person once said,
587
00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:01,133
"Even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful."
588
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,072
Okay. I'm game.
589
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,740
But only because it's you,
Professor.
590
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,976
No!
591
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,178
We'll hold on to the Dolphin
until the gala.
592
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,581
Just to remove
any unnecessary temptation.
593
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,749
Of course. Good thinking.
594
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,818
That's why you're governor.
595
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,221
Now that everyone's happy...
596
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,689
Not happy.
597
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,325
...I, Rupert Marmalade
the Fourth,
598
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,394
will turn the Bad Guys into...
599
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,262
-the Good Guys!
600
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,136
I think these belong to you.
601
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,670
Hey.
602
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:42,408
- Not everyone gets
a second chance.
603
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:46,612
Make the most of it,
Mr. Poodleton.
604
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,323
-- Wolf?
605
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,624
What are you doing?
606
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,192
-- What?
-- Yeah.
607
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,261
Oh, that.
608
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:05,097
I-I-I'm sorry.
I thought it was, uh, obvious.
609
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,266
We're gonna go good.
610
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,169
Uh, you totally lost me.
611
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,404
I told him to stop drinking
out of the toilet.
612
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,473
Hey, did you get hit
on the head?
613
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,841
What? No, I didn't
get hit on the head.
614
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,543
My cousin got hit on
the head with an anchor,
615
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,311
and after that,
he only swam in a circle.
616
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,513
- No, no, g-guys, guys,
you're not following me.
617
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,550
We're gonna pretend to go good.
618
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,218
Just a few days with Marmalade.
619
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:30,356
And then we roll into the gala
as Good Guys
620
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:33,692
and roll out scot-free with...
621
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,628
The Golden Dolphin.
622
00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:37,896
You got it.
623
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,166
Since when do we not
finish a job?
624
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,569
The Bad Guys become
the Good Guys
625
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,838
so we can stay the Bad Guys.
626
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,408
-You know what I'm saying?
627
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,943
Bad Guys acting good?
628
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,778
It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing.
629
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,213
It's fantastic.
630
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,647
Wolf, you're a genius.
631
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,685
It's gonna be, like,
the most relaxing con ever,
632
00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,287
like a vacation.
633
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,655
Oh, oh. A con-cation.
634
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:09,228
- Ooh! My parents met
on a con-cation.
635
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,476
Oh, goody.
636
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,045
WOLF
Wow.
637
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,646
Big and fancy.
638
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,948
Rodent's got taste. Okay.
639
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,851
Huh. Almost makes me
want to be cute.
640
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,355
- They say experience
is the best teacher.
641
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,190
And they are wrong.
642
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:39,558
I am.
643
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,893
Good morning,
students of goodness.
644
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:47,166
And welcome to the first day
of the rest of your best life.
645
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,500
A giant butt.
646
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,835
Huh?
647
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,470
Uh, it's-it's not a butt.
648
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,106
It's a lamp in the shape of
649
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,375
the Love Crater Meteorite,
my greatest...
650
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444
-I wonder whose butt it is.
--- Uh...
651
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:01,247
Once again, it's not a butt.
Thank you.
652
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,249
It's a heart.
Now, as I was saying...
653
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:05,651
-Then why does it have cheeks?
--Shut it!
654
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,519
What? I've never seen
a heart with cheeks.
655
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,121
It's not a...
656
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,623
-Booty!
-It's not a butt! Not a butt!
657
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:14,193
Does he know what a butt is?
658
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,062
As I was saying,
659
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,031
on the outside,
the five of you are villains,
660
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,133
predators,
remorseless sociopaths.
661
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,335
Oh, stop.
You're making me blush.
662
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,204
But inside, there's a flower--
663
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,174
the flower of goodness--
and when it blooms
664
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,709
and you feel that tingle
of positivity
665
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,344
radiating through your body,
666
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,547
you're going to want to feel it
all the time.
667
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,349
So we're going for a tingle?
668
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,684
Not any tingle.
669
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,919
The tingle of goodness,
which you'll feel
670
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,290
in my state-of-the-art
Sharing Laboratory.
671
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:48,327
Okay, Mr. Snake, I'm going
to give you a Push Pop.
672
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,896
Great! Push Pop just for me!
673
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,632
-No, to share.
-Why?
674
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,634
Well, on a fundamental level,
675
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,736
it's about putting
someone else's needs
676
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,206
-ahead of your own.
677
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,074
Oh, no. No way.
678
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,942
Snake.
679
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,678
All right, all right.
680
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,680
This is going to taste
extra sweet,
681
00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,317
'cause I know how bad
you want it.
682
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,721
Pop me, please. Ah...
683
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,460
Nope. Sucker.
684
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,694
-That's it!
685
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:24,596
-I'll teach you to share!
686
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,033
Mm, I like sharing.
It's yummy. Mm.
687
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,868
SNAKE
Totally worth it.
688
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,104
Well, that's terrifying.
689
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,173
Let's try something simpler.
690
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,708
A good person always
pays attention
691
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,177
to the needs of others.
692
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,846
Now, here's a kindly,
frail grandma.
693
00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:46,318
Mr. Piranha, help grandma
across the street.
694
00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:49,221
Sure, sure, sure.
I do this all the time.
695
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,824
-Here you go, ma'am.
696
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,793
Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.
697
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,328
What was that? What did you say
698
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,929
-You think I can't do this?
699
00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,366
-No, no, no, Piranha!
700
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,304
Maybe simpler?
701
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,276
Hey, look.
It's a cat stuck in a tree.
702
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,411
It doesn't get much simpler
than that.
703
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,446
Now, what in this scenario
704
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,482
would give you that good tingle?
705
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,083
Eating it?
706
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,352
This is why I always carry
two pieces of bread with me.
707
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,520
No.
708
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,390
I want you to s...
709
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:25,657
-Smack it.
-Skin it?
710
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,426
-Stab it.
-Sauté it. -Sing to it?
711
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,328
Save it. I want you to sa...
712
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,597
That's obv... It's so obvi...
I want you to save it.
713
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,998
Oh!
714
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,900
-Right, right.
-Right, right, right. Sure.
715
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,470
-Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
716
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,540
Whoa, that cat is
obviously defective.
717
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:42,841
What is wrong with you?
718
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,510
You're gonna give it
a heart attack.
719
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,312
I'll handle this.
720
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,415
-What's up, papa!
721
00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:53,352
Get him off my face!
He's on my face!
722
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,654
No, no, no, no, no, listen!
Wh-What are you doing?
723
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:03,995
Okay. What, may I ask,
are you good at?
724
00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:05,631
Stealing stuff.
725
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,832
Oh, yeah, we're great at that.
726
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:07,933
-Robbery.
-Larceny.
727
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,134
-Wire fraud.
-Extortion.
728
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:10,636
-Tax evasion.
-Heists.
729
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,504
-- Mail fraud.
-Wait. Heists, you say?
730
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,973
Well, that's... yeah,
that's kind of our specialty.
731
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,576
I might just have an idea.
732
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,946
Free the pigs! Free the pigs!
733
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,782
That is an animal testing lab.
734
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,352
Within, 200,000 helpless
guinea pigs,
735
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:30,489
all being poked and prodded
by sadistic scientists.
736
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:31,890
Guinea pigs, you say?
737
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,492
Snake.
738
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,893
I want you to rescue them.
739
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,028
But this is a heist for good,
740
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:40,532
so I brought something
more friendly for you to wear.
741
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,834
-Bye.
742
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,736
Well, there goes
our street cred.
743
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,538
At least it's comfy.
744
00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:51,009
- All right, we need
to distract that scientist.
745
00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,111
-Shark, you're up.
-Copy that.
746
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,347
Okay. We're gonna need
a rope and a hook.
747
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,048
-I got this one.
-- What?
748
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:58,317
You're volunteering?
749
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,018
You've never volunteered
for anything.
750
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,820
Sure, I did. Right now.
751
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,089
-Uh...
-Throw me up there. Giddyap!
752
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,591
-Really?
-Yep.
753
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,259
I'm 99% sure you can make it.
754
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,160
-Okay.
-Let's do it!
755
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,563
Hey there, son.
756
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:12,764
Dad?
757
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,466
I know you've got
an important job,
758
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,002
but I hope you still have time
for a catch with your old man.
759
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,272
-Hey, kiddo. -Huh?
-- 96% sure.
760
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,073
You'll always be my special boy.
761
00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,609
-Aw.
762
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,176
Maybe 90%.
763
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,646
I've been waiting
my entire life for this moment.
764
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,948
-SNAKE I don't know.
-Okay. Now, go long.
765
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,650
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
766
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:34,786
Thank you, Daddy!
767
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,323
50... What day is it?
768
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,590
Who am I?
769
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,326
- Right.
The guinea pigs are locked
770
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,328
behind a three-foot-thick
steel door.
771
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,530
The only way in
is through the vents.
772
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,231
I got it.
773
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,068
I have never seen him
so chipper.
774
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,903
Has he been meditating?
775
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,980
Oh.
776
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,483
Snake attack.
777
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,152
Oh. Hey, look,
it's Professor Marmalade.
778
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,588
Yes, that's right. It's me.
779
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,056
Help has arrived.
780
00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:13,392
Just keep your eyes glued
to that door.
781
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,495
Snake. Come on, Snake. Open up.
782
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,829
Relax.
783
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,098
These doors are complicated.
784
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,000
-- Are you kidding me?
785
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,402
What do you think you're doing?
786
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,236
We're supposed to save them,
not eat them.
787
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:27,873
Well, I'd say they've gone
to a better place.
788
00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,342
All right, that's it.
789
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:31,977
-Spit them out.
-Hey.
790
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,679
Hey!
791
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,347
We gonna save you
whether you like it or not.
792
00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,015
We're saving you,
you stupid hair balls.
793
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,385
Not that door. The other door.
794
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,353
Hey, hey.
795
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,354
Whoa!
796
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:43,622
Any second.
797
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,834
It-it's not what it looks like.
798
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,677
Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,
799
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,946
assault with a deadly reptile?
800
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,581
As if those poor rodents
801
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,583
haven't been through
enough already.
802
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,851
No, Diane, please.
803
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,553
Okay.
804
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,523
I'm sorry, Professor,
but I'm calling the chief.
805
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:18,490
Please. Come on.
806
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:19,891
This experiment is over.
807
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:20,926
Experiments take time.
808
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,260
You couldn't help yourself?
809
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,695
So I had a moment of weakness.
Sue me.
810
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,531
That's gonna be difficult to do
from prison.
811
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,799
Guys, what do we do now?
812
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:33,104
Hmm. Time to launch
a charm offensive.
813
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:36,742
Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.
814
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,677
Madam Governor.
815
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:39,778
Diane.
816
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,413
Do not Clooney me, Wolf.
817
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,749
Oh, I see what's going on.
You think I'm still a Bad Guy,
818
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,117
trying to bamboozle
my way to freedom.
819
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:47,753
But we've changed.
820
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,221
That flower of goodness is
blossoming all over the place.
821
00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:53,058
Don't you ever
get tired of lying?
822
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,726
No.
823
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,094
I mean... Fudge.
824
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,729
That was... that was
a trick question, right?
825
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,766
I gave you an opportunity--
826
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,300
a chance to show the world
827
00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:04,603
that you're more than just
a scary stereotype--
828
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,538
but you're too proud
829
00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,140
or too gutless
to take advantage of it.
830
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,042
Gutless? I'm gutless?
831
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:12,277
Oh.
832
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,812
I'm sorry, have we met?
833
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,280
I'm the villain of every story.
834
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,648
Guilty until proven innocent.
835
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,885
Even if by some miracle
we did change,
836
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,720
who's gonna believe us, huh?
837
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,655
Of course you wouldn't know
anything about that,
838
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,659
with your Little Miss Perfect
power suits.
839
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:29,861
Is that so?
840
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,463
Wait a second.
841
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,264
What did... How did you...
842
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:37,636
A wolf and a fox
are not so different.
843
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,772
Maybe they will believe you,
maybe they won't,
844
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,273
but it doesn't matter.
845
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,710
Don't do it for them.
Do it for you.
846
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:47,345
This is a chance
to write your own story.
847
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:50,448
To find a better life for you
and your friends.
848
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,018
Come on,
what have you got to lose?
849
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,120
I don't know. My dignity?
850
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,691
Yeah, well,
that ship has already sailed.
851
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,466
Believe it or not,
I'm rooting for you, Wolf.
852
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,436
So you're not gonna
call the chief?
853
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:15,140
-I'll see you at the gala.
854
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,277
I think we got off
to a bad start.
855
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,412
The name's Wolf.
856
00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,784
Yep.
857
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,251
I get that a lot.
858
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,621
First impressions and all.
859
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:07,893
No, no, no, no.
860
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,034
Uh, it's okay. It's okay.
861
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,103
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I know you're scared.
862
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,338
I would be, too, if I were you.
863
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,841
Just give me a chance.
864
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:27,212
Truth is we actually have
a lot in common.
865
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,214
Don't tell anyone,
866
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:32,083
but I love a little scratch
867
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,385
on the spot behind my ears.
868
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,221
You know, right there.
869
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,423
The best.
870
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,797
Come on, kitty.
871
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:06,017
-Yeah. Who's a good kitty?
872
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,053
-Who's a good kitty?
-- Uh, Wolf?
873
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:10,989
Um, you saved him?
874
00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,390
Yes!
875
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:15,460
Yes. It's working.
876
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,828
You-you filmed that?
877
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,397
Yes, and they're starting
to like you.
878
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,565
SHARK
Yeah!
879
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:22,433
-All right!
880
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:23,702
This might just be enough
881
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,170
to win over the guests
at the gala.
882
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,272
-Now we're talking!
-Yes! -All right!
883
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:30,008
Yeah, we did it! All right!
884
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,777
Uh, Wolf?
885
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,312
I must say,
you've really turned a corner.
886
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,314
-You're really getting it.
-Really?
887
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,016
-Oh, uh, thanks.
888
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,184
Now, I mean it.
889
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,252
And I can see it
from tip to tail.
890
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:45,556
It's just a shame that you
have to carry all that baggage.
891
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,927
What are you talk...
You mean the guys?
892
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,328
What do you mean?
893
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,830
You have great potential, Wolf,
894
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,431
but at some point,
you're going to have to choose
895
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:56,702
between your friends
or the good life.
896
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:07,746
Hey. You still awake?
897
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,116
You-you brought the cat in?
898
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,951
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
899
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,020
I'm just...
I'm just saving it up for later.
900
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,554
Why? What's up?
901
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,024
I was just getting
a little worried,
902
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,826
since you've kind of become a...
903
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:22,928
-Become a what?
904
00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,096
You know, teacher's pet.
905
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:27,432
Getting all cozy with Marmalade.
906
00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,534
Your tail wagging
and everything.
907
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,636
Well, yeah, because
it has to be believable.
908
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,505
Uh-huh. Yeah, I guess so.
909
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,242
As long as it's all
part of the plan.
910
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,678
It is all part of the plan,
isn't it?
911
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:43,949
Snake, buddy,
who made the plan to begin with?
912
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:45,483
You did.
913
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:49,087
So I'm the one who sticks
to the plan the most, right?
914
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,290
Yeah, ri... Uh, yeah, ok...
915
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,659
I guess that makes sense, yeah.
916
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:57,195
But if the plan
were ever to change,
917
00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:00,031
you'd-you'd tell me, right?
918
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,669
You have my word.
919
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,838
Go bad...
920
00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,540
Or go home.
921
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,550
-Hey, Snake. -Yeah?
922
00:45:19,684 --> 00:45:21,887
You ever wonder
what it'd be like?
923
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,689
The world loving us
instead of being scared of us?
924
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:26,724
You ever...
you ever think about that?
925
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:27,993
Loving us?
926
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,527
Yeah, right.
927
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:31,596
I don't waste time
thinking about stuff
928
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,264
that's never gonna happen.
929
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:37,803
I can't wait for things
to get back to normal.
930
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,445
Yeah. Back to normal,
back to normal.
931
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,456
What up?
We are just moments away
932
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,491
from Professor Marmalade's
Gala for Goodness,
933
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,660
where the legendary
Love Crater Meteorite
934
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:05,797
will be on display
for the first time ever.
935
00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:08,566
But what everyone
is really buzzing about
936
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:12,037
is the Bad Guys, whose
heart-melting rescue video
937
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:16,007
has made them an overnight
viral sensation.
938
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,477
All right, guys,
this is the big one.
939
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,212
The Golden Dolphin
940
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,814
is inside a titanium case
941
00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,782
controlled by a randomly
generated five-digit code,
942
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,451
a code kept safe and secure
943
00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:29,487
inside a briefcase handcuffed
to the chief of police.
944
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,489
She's not messing around.
945
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,191
- The code is only
accessible with
946
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:34,926
-her authorized fingerprints.
-- Leave that to me.
947
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,995
While Snake gets the code,
948
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,496
Shark will secure
the fake Dolphin.
949
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,231
I like the sound of that.
950
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,100
- Meanwhile, the rest of us
plant circuit jammers.
951
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:44,202
- Allowing me
to hack into the power grid.
952
00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:45,904
- At the end of the night,
we toast the professor,
953
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,939
"Blah-blah-blah, yada yada,"
954
00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,475
and when I say "Marmalade,"
lights go out,
955
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:53,411
and we'll have exactly
four seconds to make our move.
956
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,446
The old switcheroo.
957
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,249
- Chief hands Marmalade
the fake Dolphin,
958
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:01,352
we get our pardon, applause,
applause, exit stage right,
959
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,955
and by the time they realize
what happened...
960
00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,656
So long, suckers!
961
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:07,425
...we'll be driving off
into the sunset,
962
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,726
legacy cemented.
963
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,195
-- Nice.
964
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,596
Got to hand it to you, buddy.
965
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:13,664
You're a real artist.
966
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,203
Well, Good Guys, this is it.
967
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,737
Good luck out there.
968
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:23,708
Remember, all eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.
969
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,712
Friends, meet the Good Guys!
970
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:35,420
Uh, this is different.
971
00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,522
-Is this a prank?
-What's that sound?
972
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,724
Like screaming
but not terrified.
973
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,693
All right, guys,
let's, uh... let's mingle.
974
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,996
It's crime time, baby.
975
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,036
-Hmm?
-- There you go.
976
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:59,310
Okay, fake Dolphin,
fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.
977
00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:00,645
Bingo.
978
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:02,780
-Mr. Shark, Mr. Shark!
-Ooh!
979
00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:05,183
Is it true sharks
can smell blood a mile away?
980
00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:07,452
What? No. That's freaky.
981
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,825
-Oh, Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!
-Hey. Whoa.
982
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,294
It is a pleasure to meet you.
983
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,229
-Pleasure is all mine.
-I loved your video.
984
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:20,165
Can I get a picture for my kids?
985
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,700
Uh, hey, just a minute, guys.
Let me... let me, uh...
986
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,136
I got... I'll be right back.
987
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:31,676
Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?
988
00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:34,679
Yeah, with criminals like this,
989
00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:38,149
you got to be crafty,
subtle, invisible.
990
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,619
And then the moment
they let their guard down...
991
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,721
-whammo!
992
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,056
You gotta spring the trap!
993
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,625
Always one step ahead.
994
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,261
I think I've earned
a tonic water.
995
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,563
Put it in a fun glass, huh?
996
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,499
Oh! Nice.
997
00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,103
-Oh, no.
998
00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,005
Hey.
999
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,477
-Hey.
1000
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,113
That's right.
1001
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,281
-Be intimidated.
1002
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:12,984
Mm.
1003
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:15,987
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1004
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:24,495
-What?
-Hmm?
1005
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,343
Mr. Wolf.
1006
00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:14,145
Diane. Yeah, what a surprise.
1007
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,746
You know,
if I didn't know better,
1008
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,282
I'd think that
you were avoiding me.
1009
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,616
Avoiding you?
1010
00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,418
Wh-Why would I do that?
1011
00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:22,787
Okay.
1012
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,457
But I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.
1013
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:30,228
I was hoping you were gonna
ask me to dance.
1014
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,562
Oh.
1015
00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:55,286
I see.
You lost the sheep's clothing.
1016
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:58,323
Yeah. Figured it was time I got
comfortable in my own fur.
1017
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,091
- If you're
feeling good in here...
1018
00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,560
I said, if you're feeling
good in here...
1019
00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,997
I think I like the new you.
1020
00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:08,566
Well, that makes two of us.
1021
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,029
Break out the umbrellas,
because it's raining money.
1022
00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:41,599
All because of-- I can't even
believe I'm saying this--
1023
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:44,335
all because of the Bad Guys.
1024
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,452
So, how does it feel
1025
00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:04,289
to have everyone
not fear you for a change?
1026
00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:14,499
It feels good.
1027
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,100
Real good.
1028
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,835
Diane...
1029
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,308
It belongs to you.
1030
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,438
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.
1031
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,139
As you know,
the money raised tonight
1032
00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:58,276
will be delivered tomorrow
to schools, hospitals
1033
00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,445
and other worthy causes
across the city.
1034
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:03,981
Uh...
1035
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:07,151
I just want to take
a moment to recognize
1036
00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:09,420
the one responsible
for our new outlook.
1037
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,056
Our brilliant mentor,
1038
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,791
-a paragon of enlightenment...
-Do it. -Come on.
1039
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,927
...the one and only
Professor...
1040
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,732
-- Wolf, do it.
-- ...uh, Professor...
1041
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,470
...um...
1042
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,440
...Professor Marmalade!
1043
00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:34,379
Chief, may I do the honors?
1044
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,683
That's not the plan.
1045
00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:39,850
What is happening?
1046
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,386
He's gone rogue.
1047
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,689
A deal's a deal.
1048
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,559
By the power vested in me,
it is a pleasure
1049
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:51,195
to grant the Bad Guys
a full par...
1050
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,802
-That was weird.
-- The meteorite is gone!
1051
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,304
Somebody stole it!
1052
00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:03,274
-Chief.
1053
00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,276
-Wolf.
-Come on.
1054
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:07,044
You can't possibly think
that we did this.
1055
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,380
So long, suckers!
1056
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:11,882
Run!
1057
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,351
Get them!
1058
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,093
Uh...
1059
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,466
Here. Here.
1060
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,168
-What are you doing?
-I'm giving it all back.
1061
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:32,403
Huh?
1062
00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:34,605
-Excuse me.
1063
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:40,144
-What happened back there?
-I couldn't do it.
1064
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,012
What do you mean,
you couldn't do it?
1065
00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:43,414
-I-I-I just... I...
-No!
1066
00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:45,850
-I do not run.
-- Hut, hut, hut...
1067
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:47,652
That is not how I roll.
1068
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,587
Piranha,
don't do anything crazy.
1069
00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,492
Crazy is what I bring
to the party, chico.
1070
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:03,734
Hey, you're making a mistake.
1071
00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:04,835
We didn't do it.
1072
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,103
I know we always say that,
1073
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:07,304
but this time
it's actually true.
1074
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,306
A-la-la-la-la. Can't hear you.
1075
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,542
-Guilty, guilty, guilty.
-Talk to Marmalade.
1076
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,478
We're really good now.
He'll tell you.
1077
00:55:13,611 --> 00:55:14,712
Professor!
1078
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,114
Tonight's headline:
Change is impossible.
1079
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:19,116
You should always judge
a book by its cover,
1080
00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,486
and all stereotypes
have been affirmed.
1081
00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:23,220
Stop, for goodness' sake!
1082
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:24,655
Let me speak to them.
1083
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:27,324
I'm-I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding.
1084
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,260
-Ah, Professor Marmalade.
1085
00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:31,762
You've got five minutes.
1086
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:33,898
No deals this time.
1087
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,065
Y-You have to help us.
1088
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,734
Tell 'em.
Tell 'em we didn't do it.
1089
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:38,736
There, there.
Of course you didn't do it.
1090
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,004
How could you?
1091
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:43,508
After all,
you're such a good boy.
1092
00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:47,678
You're such a good boy.
1093
00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:49,514
That shiver up my spine.
1094
00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,882
The wag in my tiny tail.
1095
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,250
Arrest them!
1096
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:55,152
What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?
1097
00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:57,588
As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...
1098
00:55:57,722 --> 00:55:59,957
- Where the legendary
Love Crater Meteorite
1099
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,627
will be on display
for the first time ever.
1100
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,063
All eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.
1101
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,132
You're such a...
1102
00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:10,568
Good boy.
1103
00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:12,970
You.
1104
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,672
It was all you.
1105
00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,206
What are you talking about,
Wolf?
1106
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,608
The old lady,
the Golden Dolphin,
1107
00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,477
good training--
it was all to get us here,
1108
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,846
so he could steal the meteorite
and let us take the fall.
1109
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:23,648
Whoa. Whoa, what old lady?
1110
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,283
And-and why would a guinea pig
want a meteorite anyway?
1111
00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:32,122
Uh, guys, he's creeping me out.
1112
00:56:32,256 --> 00:56:33,858
Wait, what? What's going on?
1113
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,259
Someone turn me around.
1114
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,027
Well, well.
1115
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,063
So, you finally get it.
1116
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,598
-Wait.
-What?
1117
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,199
You stole the meteorite?
1118
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,301
Oh, it's not just a meteorite.
1119
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:45,870
I told you guys it's a butt.
1120
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:47,204
It's not a butt!
1121
00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:51,141
It's the ultimate power source.
1122
00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:54,144
You see, when it struck,
scientists found that
1123
00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:56,013
it emitted
an electromagnetic frequency
1124
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,082
unlike anything else on Earth.
1125
00:56:58,215 --> 00:56:59,884
I'm going to harness its power
1126
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,220
to pull off the greatest heist
the world has ever seen.
1127
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,956
You should've eaten him
when you had the chance.
1128
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,558
-Yep.
-But why us?
1129
00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:09,927
Because you're
the perfect patsies.
1130
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,531
Come on, when people look up
"bad" in the dictionary,
1131
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,133
do they see a sweet,
adorable guinea pig?
1132
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,135
No. They see you.
1133
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,505
And they always will.
1134
00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:21,906
Okay, fine.
1135
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:23,307
But you set us up.
1136
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,709
Oh, pish-pish.
1137
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:27,678
Let's be honest--
evolution set you up.
1138
00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:30,014
But Wolfie here
really clinched it.
1139
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,950
You fell for every one
of my traps,
1140
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:36,887
starting with saving
a helpless little old lady.
1141
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:40,190
Wolf, what's he talking about?
1142
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,994
Whoops.
1143
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,864
Did I say too much?
1144
00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:49,333
Anyhoo, looks like, yet again,
1145
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,103
the Big Bad Wolf got outsmarted
by a little piggy.
1146
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:56,073
You little pouchy-cheeked rat!
1147
00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:57,608
I'll kill you! You hear me?
1148
00:57:57,742 --> 00:57:59,877
-You're dead! You're de...
-Help! Help! Help!
1149
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,646
The Big Bad Wolf
is attacking me.
1150
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:04,314
Oh, now you are done
forever, Wolf!
1151
00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:15,392
-- Professor, Professor,
1152
00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,461
any thoughts
on how the Bad Guys managed
1153
00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:19,997
to steal the meteorite
in plain sight?
1154
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,365
Well, off the top of my head,
1155
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,233
perhaps they accessed the site
previously
1156
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,635
and set up an intricate system
1157
00:58:24,769 --> 00:58:26,303
-of tunnels and trapdoors...
-- Uh-huh.
1158
00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:27,772
- ...that could be
remotely triggered
1159
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,373
to suck the meteorite down
into a holding area,
1160
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,075
-but how should I know?
-- Totally.
1161
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,944
- I mean, they're the
deranged masterminds, not me.
1162
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,636
I'm giving it all back.
1163
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:24,228
- I can't believe
we got double-crossed
1164
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,663
by a tiny rodent.
1165
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:28,132
Oh, we got double-crossed
by a rodent all right,
1166
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:30,968
-but, uh, not a tiny one.
-What?
1167
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:33,604
This was supposed to be
us conning Marmalade.
1168
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:36,907
It turns out
it was Wolf conning us.
1169
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,577
Does that sound familiar
to you, Wolf?
1170
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,379
Why-why would you think that?
1171
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:45,115
Oh, I don't know, maybe because
you just sabotaged
1172
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,351
the biggest heist of our lives.
1173
00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,587
I think you owe us
an explanation, buddy.
1174
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:53,257
Okay. You're right.
1175
00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:54,925
This is what happened.
1176
00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:57,594
Back in the museum, I just tried
to steal an old lady's purse.
1177
00:59:57,728 --> 00:59:59,563
-Classic snatch and grab.
1178
00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,899
Tried to? Since when do you try
1179
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,901
to steal something
and not just steal it?
1180
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:07,271
I was trying to steal the purse
when the old lady fell and...
1181
01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:09,373
I kind of helped her.
1182
01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:10,407
-What?
1183
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,509
I kind of helped her.
1184
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:14,511
-But then you stole her purse.
1185
01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:15,946
No, I didn't.
1186
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,448
I saved the old lady,
and she hugged me,
1187
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:21,085
and my tail wagged,
and I didn't know what it was,
1188
01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:24,588
but it felt, uh,
you know... good.
1189
01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,357
Ah.
1190
01:00:27,491 --> 01:00:29,293
But then you stole the purse.
1191
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,861
No!
1192
01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:33,230
You know, I heard
what the pig said to you
1193
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:34,932
about cutting us loose.
1194
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,734
Wait. Like, "us" us?
1195
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,836
But I never thought
you'd actually do it, man.
1196
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,404
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1197
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,940
I-I would never...
I was trying to...
1198
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,142
I was trying to find us
a better life.
1199
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:48,746
Our life was perfect
until you decided to ruin it.
1200
01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:50,080
I didn't.
1201
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:51,648
You guys felt it at the gala.
1202
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,617
The clapping, the cheering.
1203
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:56,020
We were more than...
than just scary villains.
1204
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,254
They loved us.
1205
01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:59,824
Oh, yeah?
If they loved us so much,
1206
01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:03,560
how come we're in prison
for a crime we didn't commit?
1207
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,830
You know what?
I'll give Marmalade this.
1208
01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:07,998
At least he sees the world
for what it is:
1209
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,267
a place where
some people are scary
1210
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,302
and some people are scared.
1211
01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:13,670
Oh, yeah?
1212
01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:15,372
Well, I'm tired of being scary.
1213
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,074
I'm-I'm tired of
being an outcast.
1214
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,809
Maybe I don't want to be a...
1215
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,277
What? A Bad Guy?
1216
01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:22,446
Don't want to be
a Bad Guy anymore, huh?
1217
01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,681
Say it, Wolf.
1218
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:28,218
Yeah, I thought so.
1219
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,354
And us, your lifelong friends?
1220
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:31,956
We're just holding you back?
1221
01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:33,891
Yeah, maybe you are!
1222
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,862
Take it back!
1223
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,464
-Take it back! Apologize!
1224
01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:42,332
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1225
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,968
Prison is no place for fighting.
1226
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,371
Tell that to him.
1227
01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:48,839
Huh?
1228
01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:55,545
-What?
1229
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,798
-Shh.
1230
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,949
Run!
1231
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,957
-Oh!
-W-W-Wait, wait. Ho-Hold on.
1232
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:43,293
Diane?
1233
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,561
But how do you know how to do
1234
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:45,863
all of that
kick-kick-punch-punch?
1235
01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,232
Wait a sec,
you're the Crimson Paw?
1236
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,236
The queen of cons,
1237
01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:53,637
acrobatic Swiss Army knife.
1238
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,105
Stole the Zumpango diamond
twice.
1239
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,607
Once for profit,
second time just for fun.
1240
01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:00,144
Never identified, never caught.
1241
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,113
Guess I'm still
the best bad guy
1242
01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:05,115
the world has ever seen.
1243
01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:07,684
-Ugh, at least I used to be.
1244
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,153
-- Huh?
1245
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,197
Nope, I'm still the best.
1246
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,732
Just like riding
a stolen bicycle.
1247
01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:25,402
Oh, uh, you got a little...
Ouch.
1248
01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:27,604
Hey, wh-why did you
save us anyway?
1249
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:29,840
After the gala,
I knew something wasn't right,
1250
01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:31,976
so I did some investigating,
and that meteor...
1251
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:35,379
I know. Some kind of cosmic
mega-super-antennae thing.
1252
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:38,215
Right. If conducted through
an array of ionized crystals,
1253
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,217
it will generate a massive
psychokinetic field
1254
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,551
the size of a city.
1255
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:43,020
Oh, my gosh.
Did I interrupt you?
1256
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,254
Were you gonna say that?
1257
01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:46,957
Uh, I-I-I was gonna be
a little more technical,
1258
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,994
-but you got the gist of it.
1259
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,198
Marmalade needs to be stopped,
but I can't do it alone.
1260
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,433
You know his compound
better than anyone.
1261
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:58,202
You can count on us.
1262
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,503
Right, guys?
1263
01:03:59,636 --> 01:04:01,538
There is no "us."
1264
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,207
We're through, Wolf.
1265
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,741
Done. Finito.
1266
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,211
Because of that little tiff
back there?
1267
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,546
Come on, man, that's what we do.
1268
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,248
You serve, I volley.
1269
01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,350
That's our little dance.
1270
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,552
Not this time.
1271
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,725
Piranha?
1272
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:26,296
Webs?
1273
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,032
Sorry, Wolfie.
1274
01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:31,101
Shark.
1275
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,602
Hmm.
1276
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,404
Hey.
1277
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,106
Guys?
1278
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,375
Guys?
1279
01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:42,712
You want to know why
I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you?
1280
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,817
When you grow up a snake,
nobody shows up to your party.
1281
01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:50,921
Birthdays are a constant
reminder that out there
1282
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:56,060
I'm just a scary,
good-for-nothing monster.
1283
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,163
Yeah.
1284
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:02,099
But nothing compares
to having the one guy...
1285
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,502
the one guy I thought
I could trust
1286
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:07,737
stab me in the back.
1287
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,910
Come on, guys.
Let's get out of here.
1288
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:05,029
Now, this is what
a true bad guy looks like.
1289
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,903
What do you say
we have some fun?
1290
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:55,545
Hey. You okay?
1291
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,314
No, I'm not okay.
1292
01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:00,150
I'm very, very un-okay.
1293
01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:03,320
Just left the only friends
I have ever had,
1294
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:06,790
so what am I...
what am I doing?
1295
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:12,396
I know this isn't easy,
1296
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,664
leaving everything behind.
1297
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,133
-Do you?
-Yeah.
1298
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:18,602
I was the best thief
in the world.
1299
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:22,606
Fast, fearless, inventive.
1300
01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:25,575
I just had one thing
left to steal.
1301
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,344
The Golden Dolphin.
1302
01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:29,346
So you went after it.
1303
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,348
I didn't just go after it.
1304
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,418
I had it.
1305
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,786
And a clear escape route.
1306
01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,325
But...
1307
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,960
all I saw in the end
was the tricky fox
1308
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,863
that they always told me I was.
1309
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,100
It changed everything.
1310
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:52,702
So, now,
instead of hurting people,
1311
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,404
I'm helping them.
1312
01:07:54,538 --> 01:07:56,106
I'm still me.
1313
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:59,343
I'm just me on the right side.
1314
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,279
You're doing the right thing.
1315
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,882
And someday your friends,
if they're real friends,
1316
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,218
I think they'll understand.
1317
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,155
Now, come on, let's get inside.
1318
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:14,124
-You look like you just busted
out of a prison. -
1319
01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:18,995
-Guinea pigs?
1320
01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:20,464
Marmalade.
1321
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,598
Let's bounce.
1322
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:26,136
So this is the hideout
of the great Crimson Paw.
1323
01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:28,805
Snack break?
1324
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,674
Okay, oddly timed,
but you do you.
1325
01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:33,042
Identity verified.
1326
01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,412
-What?
-Welcome, Diane.
1327
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:44,221
-Whoa! Holy moly!
1328
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,656
It's so good to be home.
1329
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,891
Are you kidding me?
1330
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:49,659
Laser-sighted zip line?
1331
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,362
The XM-2400 radar jammer?
No way.
1332
01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:54,631
I actually prefer
the earlier model.
1333
01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:56,533
Agree to disagree.
1334
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,268
Uh, this stuff is nice, too.
1335
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:00,904
Yeah, that's a blowtorch.
1336
01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:03,039
Also, not really your color.
1337
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,142
All righty, Marmalade.
1338
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:09,813
What are you up to,
you fuzzy little weirdo?
1339
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,481
We need eyes on the city.
1340
01:09:11,615 --> 01:09:12,949
Let's see if we can't hack
1341
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,351
into the government's
surveillance satellite.
1342
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,220
But you're the governor.
Couldn't you just ask?
1343
01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:18,522
Yeah, but...
the paperwork.
1344
01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:27,163
I am definitely picking up
on suspicious activity here.
1345
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,466
Those are guinea pig
heat signatures.
1346
01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,868
Marmalade seems to be
controlling them.
1347
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,003
But to do what?
1348
01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:35,572
There are no obvious targets.
1349
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:39,976
That's because
they're moving targets.
1350
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:43,079
His charity fundraiser.
1351
01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:45,482
He's gonna steal the money
raised in his own name?
1352
01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:48,151
It's the greatest heist
the world's ever seen.
1353
01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:50,320
$1 billion inside trucks,
1354
01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:52,456
on their way to charities
all over the city.
1355
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:53,990
We need to cut off
Marmalade's communication
1356
01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:55,158
with his guinea pig army.
1357
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,826
If there's no signal...
1358
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,161
There's no heist.
1359
01:09:58,295 --> 01:10:00,397
We have to steal the meteorite.
1360
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,631
That was very cute,
1361
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,199
-that thing we just did there.
-All right.
1362
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,702
Put on your big-girl pants.
We're gearing up.
1363
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,009
I wouldn't take that.
1364
01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,678
Those things rip your pants
right off.
1365
01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:16,513
Huh. Try wearing
clean underwear.
1366
01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,448
Just in case.
1367
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:20,550
Wha...
1368
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,153
You stole my car?
1369
01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,555
Respect.
1370
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,325
-Let's do this.
1371
01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:40,770
-No!
-What?
1372
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,272
All our stuff?
1373
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,574
-Where is everything?
-No, no, no, no, no.
1374
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,376
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-All our stuff.
1375
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,278
-It's all gone.
-My disguise closet!
1376
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,647
-- Where's my things?
1377
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,017
Wolf gave away all our loot.
1378
01:10:54,150 --> 01:10:56,453
We stole it fair and square.
1379
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,588
Now I understand
what it feels like
1380
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:01,358
to have things stolen from you.
1381
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:03,192
I don't like it!
1382
01:11:03,327 --> 01:11:06,029
I really don't like it!
1383
01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:14,037
- We got no food.
We got no money.
1384
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:15,572
We got no money
we could use to buy food.
1385
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,674
No food we can sell for money.
1386
01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:19,876
We...
1387
01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:22,078
All right, okay, okay.
1388
01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:24,481
Here, here. Take it.
1389
01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,650
Now, stop crying, buddy.
1390
01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:33,990
Um, Snake, what did you just do?
1391
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,792
What? My friend was sad.
1392
01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:37,361
I was just cheering him up.
1393
01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,863
You... you did a good thing.
1394
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:41,865
-For me.
-Don't be ridiculous.
1395
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,200
I just put your needs
before my own.
1396
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,703
-Yeah. You're being good.
-I'm not.
1397
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,739
I was simply making a sacrifice
so Shark could be happy.
1398
01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:52,876
That is the actual definition
of being good.
1399
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,911
Snake, you,
1400
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,146
the worst one of us,
the most selfish.
1401
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,748
-Spiteful.
-Terrible.
1402
01:11:58,882 --> 01:11:59,983
-Sneaky.
-Dishonest.
1403
01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:01,150
-Insensitive.
-Manipulative.
1404
01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:02,652
-Snakelike.
-Stanky.
1405
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,688
And your point is?
1406
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,590
I think Wolf was right.
1407
01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:09,726
Maybe we could be more
than just scary villains.
1408
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,197
Wh...?
1409
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,032
Oh, wow.
1410
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,668
Is this... is this wagging?
1411
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,337
We're-we're wagging.
1412
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,842
No, no, no!
1413
01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:30,079
We'll always be Bad Guys!
1414
01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,442
Faster, faster, my little pigs.
1415
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,020
Once we steal the meteorite,
1416
01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:45,889
we take it straight
to the police.
1417
01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,624
And all will be forgiven.
1418
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:51,194
I don't know about "all,"
but it's a start.
1419
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,915
That's strange.
1420
01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:15,151
Why would Marmalade leave
the Golden Dolphin unprotected?
1421
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,154
-Because maybe it's a trap.
-Or maybe...
1422
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,423
-Wait, wait, wait!
1423
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,325
Yeah, it was a trap.
1424
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,893
Well, well, well.
1425
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,496
If it isn't my prized pupil.
1426
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,698
And you've brought along
the governor.
1427
01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,166
Or should I say...
1428
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,768
-the Crimson Paw?
1429
01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:36,706
Mm, what an ingenious way
to disguise a Zumpango diamond,
1430
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,042
hiding it in plain sight.
1431
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:41,144
You got to be kidding me.
1432
01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,012
What? I'm sentimental.
1433
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,648
You always did have panache.
1434
01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:47,684
And yet, you still fell
right into my trap.
1435
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:50,053
But how did you know
we'd even be here?
1436
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:53,222
Oh, I got a little tip
from a friend.
1437
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,159
Hey, buddy.
1438
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,594
How's it hanging?
1439
01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,229
-Snake.
1440
01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:02,098
What can I say? We just clicked.
1441
01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:05,902
Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be
working for your favorite food?
1442
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:07,937
Ah, you're just jealous
1443
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,339
to be missing out
on the heist of the century.
1444
01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:12,141
It's got everything:
1445
01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:15,178
betrayal, a meteor,
mind control.
1446
01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:16,713
Can I try it on?
1447
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,514
Of course, partner.
1448
01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:22,586
Nice. All the crime
with none of the exercise.
1449
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,822
What about all that
"flower of goodness" talk?
1450
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,123
Was it all just a lie?
1451
01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:28,925
Uh, pretty much, yeah.
1452
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:31,260
You see, I never cared
about what's "good."
1453
01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:33,362
Only what's good for me.
1454
01:15:33,496 --> 01:15:35,965
Like, say, a billion dollars.
1455
01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:38,868
Ooh, I just got a tingle.
1456
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:41,838
Go bad...
1457
01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:44,040
Or go home.
1458
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,676
Cuddles, finish them.
1459
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:56,853
Poison gas.
1460
01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,254
Don't breathe it in.
1461
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,256
Wait a second.
1462
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,125
That's not poison gas.
1463
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:04,928
-- Sorry!
1464
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,330
Surprise!
1465
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:10,266
What? Ah, guys.
1466
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,835
I can't believe it's you.
1467
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:14,403
-You were right, Wolfie.
-We felt the wag, man.
1468
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:16,105
-- And the tingle.
-It's good, right?
1469
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,540
This is super moving,
1470
01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,275
but can we do this later?
1471
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,711
Feels like I got
a rhythm section in my fin.
1472
01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:25,214
-Ah, ah!
-- Ugh. Come on.
1473
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:26,249
Spinning blades!
1474
01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:27,617
Oh, yeah. Right.
1475
01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:28,952
Sorry. I got it.
1476
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:32,789
-Guys...
1477
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,424
Am I happy to see you.
1478
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,729
Now it's time to huff and puff
1479
01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:41,831
and blow this little piggy's
heist down.
1480
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,566
Game over, guinea pig.
1481
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:47,003
With this meteorite,
we will be able to commit crimes
1482
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:49,072
people have only dreamed about.
1483
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:51,140
Not bad for a butt rock.
1484
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:54,110
Once again, it's not a...
1485
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:55,779
-Don't mind us.
1486
01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:57,681
Just robbing this place.
1487
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,584
No, no, no!
1488
01:17:07,523 --> 01:17:09,125
Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.
1489
01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:27,677
-All right!
-We did it!
1490
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:30,513
Now to get this thing to
the chief and clear your names.
1491
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,749
Weird. Usually, we drive
away from the police.
1492
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:35,384
Hey, chico, are you sure
we stopped the heist?
1493
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,120
-Yeah.
-Relax.
1494
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,522
Marmalade can't control them if
he doesn't have the meteorite.
1495
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,891
So, who's driving those trucks?
1496
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,163
The meteorite.
1497
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,597
-It's still transmitting.
-Uh-oh.
1498
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,967
The charity money.
Change of plan, guys.
1499
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,601
Webs, is there some way
to override
1500
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:54,037
the truck's navigation system?
1501
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,338
Uh, we'd need some kind of
1502
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,240
magnetized cross-circuit
interceptor.
1503
01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:59,342
You mean this?
1504
01:17:59,475 --> 01:18:01,711
Ooh! She just keeps
getting cooler!
1505
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:02,912
Oh, yeah!
1506
01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,991
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1507
01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:20,096
Oh, no.
1508
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,365
We got to split up.
1509
01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,233
Webs, you feel like
a girls' trip?
1510
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:25,969
Um, yes.
1511
01:18:26,102 --> 01:18:28,972
Later, boys.
1512
01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,679
I want to go on the girls' trip.
1513
01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:48,691
Woo-hoo!
1514
01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,298
-You're insured, right?
-Yeah. Why?
1515
01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:59,302
Hey! That's my car!
1516
01:18:59,435 --> 01:19:02,205
It's ceviche, baby!
1517
01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:30,967
So long, suckers.
1518
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,718
Where'd you learn to do that?
1519
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:52,288
Well, I'm, you know,
kind of a natural.
1520
01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:54,057
Mostly YouTube.
1521
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:55,892
Nice work.
1522
01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,460
Meet me at the police station.
1523
01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,595
Don't be late.
1524
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:03,432
What do you say we deliver
this butt rock to the chief?
1525
01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:05,334
-Yeah.
1526
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,408
Oh.
1527
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,343
No, no, no, no!
1528
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,279
That's my stolen money.
1529
01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:18,114
What good are you
if you can't even
1530
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:19,482
anticipate their next move?
1531
01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:21,284
-Oh, so it's my fault?
-Yes.
1532
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,491
-Chief.
-This better be good.
1533
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,994
Trust me,
you don't want to miss this.
1534
01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:32,295
Look.
1535
01:20:33,729 --> 01:20:35,598
Well, butter my crumpets.
1536
01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:36,966
Can it be?
1537
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,335
The Bad Guys are returning
the meteorite?
1538
01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:42,671
Perhaps this is
the feel-good story we all need.
1539
01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:44,140
-Woo-hoo! Yeah!
-Woo-hoo! -All right!
1540
01:20:44,273 --> 01:20:46,042
Do you guys think
they'll throw us a party?
1541
01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:49,712
Yeah. With fireworks,
piñatas and cake.
1542
01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:08,197
We can't do this without him.
1543
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:10,866
He might be
a Mr. Grumpy Pants...
1544
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,502
But he's our Mr. Grumpy Pants.
1545
01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:16,239
-Yeah.
1546
01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:18,942
Wolf!
1547
01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:21,978
I'm starting to see
why your friends dumped you.
1548
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:24,280
-I don't have any friends!
1549
01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:26,983
Snake! Snake!
1550
01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:28,384
Wolf?
1551
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:29,752
Snake, come back!
1552
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,387
We need you, baby!
1553
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:32,956
And you need us!
1554
01:21:33,089 --> 01:21:37,060
Oh, there you go again,
making it personal.
1555
01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:39,996
I'll give you one last chance
to give me the meteorite.
1556
01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:43,066
Oh, yeah?
What you gonna do, Whiskers?
1557
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,401
-This.
1558
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:48,304
What the...?
1559
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:55,544
We've got adorable company.
1560
01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:57,713
Floor it!
1561
01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:03,686
Whoa!
1562
01:22:06,089 --> 01:22:08,324
Maybe I shouldn't have
called him Whiskers.
1563
01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:17,000
When I woke up this morning,
1564
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:19,468
this is not where
I saw the day going.
1565
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:24,107
Come on.
1566
01:22:25,241 --> 01:22:26,742
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1567
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,744
Hey, hey, let's dial this down
a notch, huh?
1568
01:22:28,877 --> 01:22:30,546
Besides, you'll never get him.
1569
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:32,581
He's too good a driver.
1570
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:34,183
Hmm. You're right.
1571
01:22:34,317 --> 01:22:36,752
But now that I think of it,
maybe it would be better
1572
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:38,521
to exploit
his greatest weakness.
1573
01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:40,456
Exactly.
1574
01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:42,925
Wait.
1575
01:22:45,928 --> 01:22:47,896
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.
1576
01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:49,632
-Hold it, hold it, hold it.
1577
01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,467
Okay, okay. You win.
1578
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,302
You can have the space rock.
1579
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:54,803
Good boy, Wolf.
1580
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,482
Take the wheel.
1581
01:23:06,615 --> 01:23:07,783
Not so fast.
1582
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:11,220
Pull him up first,
or I'll use this.
1583
01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:13,156
Oh, come now.
1584
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,928
Do it, or you'll lose the rock.
1585
01:23:20,963 --> 01:23:22,398
If you insist.
1586
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:23,899
Cuddles!
1587
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:33,276
You want him? He's yours.
1588
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,582
Snake! No, no, no!
1589
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,584
-Snake!
-Oh, no!
1590
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,466
Guys, I know it's crazy,
but we're gonna jump it.
1591
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,469
Crazy? You're finally speaking
my language, chico.
1592
01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:14,049
We're gonna make it!
1593
01:24:14,950 --> 01:24:16,219
No!
1594
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:23,226
You came back.
1595
01:24:26,162 --> 01:24:27,230
Snake.
1596
01:24:27,363 --> 01:24:28,731
I should've been honest
with you.
1597
01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:30,065
I was afraid that if you knew
1598
01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:31,834
I-I wanted to be good
that you'd...
1599
01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:34,870
Act like a jerk
and never talk to you again?
1600
01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:36,672
Yeah.
1601
01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,774
Point is I... I-I-I, you know...
1602
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,477
Yeah. I love you, too, buddy.
1603
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,383
This-this is so beautiful.
1604
01:24:47,516 --> 01:24:49,918
Do you know how beautiful
this is, you guys?
1605
01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,154
-Now...
1606
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,988
Now you're gonna make me cry.
1607
01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:54,623
I know!
1608
01:24:54,757 --> 01:24:56,225
So pathetic, right?
1609
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:58,294
Come on, guys.
1610
01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,095
Who said it was the end?
1611
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,911
- No, no, no, don't...
No, no. Cuddles!
1612
01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,680
We're losing altitude!
1613
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:20,015
We're losing altitude!
We're going down!
1614
01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:28,224
What happened? Did we blow up?
1615
01:25:28,357 --> 01:25:30,293
Is this heaven?
1616
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,003
CHIEF
That is it.
1617
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,638
Hey!
1618
01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:45,808
There is absolutely no way
you're getting away this time.
1619
01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:47,843
-Wait, Chief.
-Governor Foxington?
1620
01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:49,178
-Don't do this.
-- Ow!
1621
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,613
They didn't steal the meteorite.
1622
01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:51,914
They were bringing it back.
1623
01:25:52,047 --> 01:25:54,049
Ha! How could you know that?
1624
01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:57,085
Unless...
unless you were conspiring
1625
01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:59,822
with a bunch of known criminals.
1626
01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:02,691
Well...
1627
01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:05,194
as a matter of fact,
1628
01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:07,563
it's time I came clean
about something.
1629
01:26:08,364 --> 01:26:11,667
The truth is I'm really...
r-really...
1630
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,270
Really a big fan
of redemption arcs.
1631
01:26:14,403 --> 01:26:16,138
Yeah, we know.
1632
01:26:21,577 --> 01:26:22,811
We're done running away.
1633
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:23,912
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
1634
01:26:24,046 --> 01:26:25,748
-Yeah.
-Yep.
1635
01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:27,750
Chief, do what you need to do.
1636
01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:28,984
What?
1637
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:31,887
Y-You're turning yourself in?
1638
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:33,822
We might not have stolen
the meteorite,
1639
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:36,292
but we did steal
a lot of other things.
1640
01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:38,827
It's time we took
some responsibility.
1641
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:41,129
Start a clean state.
1642
01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:43,866
Take us in, Chief.
1643
01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:46,101
Wow, really?
1644
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:47,536
You finally did it.
1645
01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:48,871
This is your moment, Chief.
1646
01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:50,239
Drink it in.
1647
01:26:50,373 --> 01:26:51,507
Wow.
1648
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:52,975
You know, I should...
I should give a speech.
1649
01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,243
I... Well, I-I should,
shouldn't I?
1650
01:26:54,377 --> 01:26:56,078
-Uh...
1651
01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:57,513
When I was six years old,
1652
01:26:57,646 --> 01:26:59,282
I decided that I wanted
to play the piccolo,
1653
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:01,250
only to find that
my fingers were just
1654
01:27:01,384 --> 01:27:04,086
too powerful for that
fragile little instrument.
1655
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,689
And that's when I discovered
law enforcement.
1656
01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:10,025
I'm proud of you, Wolf.
1657
01:27:10,158 --> 01:27:13,362
You know, a fox and a wolf
are not that different.
1658
01:27:13,496 --> 01:27:15,431
You got a good thing
going here, Governor.
1659
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,700
So, it turns out the saga
of the Bad Guys
1660
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:21,337
has come to a simple and
totally satisfying conclusion.
1661
01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:24,172
Though I wonder,
what happened to the meteorite?
1662
01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:26,108
Cuddles! Faster, faster!
1663
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,810
It's Professor Marmalade!
1664
01:27:27,943 --> 01:27:30,045
He's bringing
the meteorite back.
1665
01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,681
-Huh? Uh, yes, yes.
1666
01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:34,683
Bringing... bringing it back.
1667
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,552
That's precisely
what I am doing.
1668
01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:41,890
Look no further.
1669
01:27:42,024 --> 01:27:44,192
Your hero has arrived.
1670
01:27:44,327 --> 01:27:45,761
Professor, care to comment?
1671
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:47,530
I tried to help them, Tiffany,
1672
01:27:47,663 --> 01:27:50,333
but in the end,
it's the same old story.
1673
01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:53,369
Bad guys bad, good guys good.
1674
01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:55,003
So true. So wise.
1675
01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:56,572
Furthermore,
for the good of the city,
1676
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,207
I have generously decided
to take the meteorite
1677
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:02,044
back to my compound
for safekeeping.
1678
01:28:03,579 --> 01:28:05,180
Is he seriously gonna
get away with this?
1679
01:28:05,314 --> 01:28:07,850
Thank you. Gosh, you're kind.
1680
01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:09,785
Give it up for me!
1681
01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:11,253
Wait a second.
1682
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:13,055
This isn't the meteorite.
1683
01:28:13,188 --> 01:28:14,757
-It's a lamp.
1684
01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:16,024
Huh?
1685
01:28:16,158 --> 01:28:17,626
-- What?
1686
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,928
Snake, what did you just do?
1687
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,764
What? My friend was sad,
1688
01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:23,031
and I was just cheering him up.
1689
01:28:23,165 --> 01:28:24,667
I think Wolf was right.
1690
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,936
Maybe we could be more
than just scary villains.
1691
01:28:31,106 --> 01:28:32,675
I'm bad. You're bad.
1692
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,142
Let's be bad together.
1693
01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:36,512
You've got yourself a deal.
1694
01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:40,883
-Can I try it on?
-Of course, partner.
1695
01:28:55,531 --> 01:28:57,232
-Don't mind us.
1696
01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:58,734
Just robbing this place.
1697
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:05,040
No, no, no!
1698
01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:10,513
But if that's a lamp,
where is the...
1699
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,015
The old switcheroo.
1700
01:29:42,745 --> 01:29:44,513
It's a butt.
1701
01:29:51,286 --> 01:29:52,488
Hold on.
1702
01:29:52,621 --> 01:29:54,890
This is the Zumpango diamond.
1703
01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,825
But this was stolen by the...
1704
01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,863
By the Crimson Paw.
1705
01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:02,397
Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no.
1706
01:30:02,531 --> 01:30:04,299
-OMG. -- No, no, no.
No, you've got it wrong.
1707
01:30:04,433 --> 01:30:06,268
-And a shocking twist.
-You're making a huge mistake!
1708
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:09,672
The notorious bandit
known as the Crimson Paw
1709
01:30:09,805 --> 01:30:11,406
-has been revealed to be...
-No! No!
1710
01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:13,075
...none other
than Professor Marmalade.
1711
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,443
I'm not the Crimson Paw.
1712
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:16,211
-Sh-She's the Crimson Paw.
1713
01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:17,913
Sh-She's the Paw!
1714
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:20,048
I'm a flower of goodness. No!
1715
01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:22,250
Ooh! That's my reptile
right there.
1716
01:30:22,384 --> 01:30:24,119
-That's what I'm talking about!
All right! -Yeah!
1717
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,388
Come on, somebody had to
destroy that meteorite.
1718
01:30:26,522 --> 01:30:28,356
That thing was dangerous.
1719
01:30:28,491 --> 01:30:30,358
That was pretty good there,
Snakey.
1720
01:30:30,493 --> 01:30:32,728
Good? It was genius.
1721
01:30:32,861 --> 01:30:34,563
Not only did I foil the pig,
1722
01:30:34,697 --> 01:30:37,232
I got you to admit
how much you care about me.
1723
01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:38,634
Sure, yeah.
1724
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,368
I just wonder about
one little thing.
1725
01:30:40,503 --> 01:30:41,904
Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?
1726
01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:46,241
Who do you think put that
one Push Pop in the fridge?
1727
01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:48,977
Wait.
1728
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:50,646
You... No.
1729
01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:52,114
I knew you were good.
1730
01:30:52,247 --> 01:30:54,517
-No.
1731
01:30:54,650 --> 01:30:57,452
-We good, baby. We good.
-Yeah!
1732
01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:44,299
- Okay, so imagine
it's your birthday.
1733
01:31:44,432 --> 01:31:45,801
It is my birthday.
1734
01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:47,469
- Yeah, I know.
So, but we're walking along
1735
01:31:47,603 --> 01:31:48,971
and you meet a genie.
1736
01:31:49,104 --> 01:31:50,438
Okay. What's his name?
1737
01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:51,807
What's the genie's name?
1738
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:53,441
Yeah, I want to know
who I'm talking to.
1739
01:31:53,576 --> 01:31:54,977
I don't know,
Genie or Gene for short.
1740
01:31:55,110 --> 01:31:56,645
So he offers you three wishes.
1741
01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:57,813
Why three?
1742
01:31:57,946 --> 01:31:59,081
You know, industry standard.
1743
01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:00,482
Now, what do you wish for?
1744
01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:02,250
-Uh...
-Good luck out there, guys.
1745
01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:03,752
I'm gonna go with nothing.
1746
01:32:03,886 --> 01:32:05,053
Nothing?
1747
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:06,622
Come on, it's your birthday.
1748
01:32:06,755 --> 01:32:08,757
All right,
but what do I need wishes for?
1749
01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:10,325
I got my freedom.
1750
01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:11,393
-Hey.
-Guys!
1751
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:12,761
Looking good, hermanos.
1752
01:32:12,895 --> 01:32:14,663
-I got my friends.
-- Aw.
1753
01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:16,665
I got the skin of a reptile
half my age.
1754
01:32:16,799 --> 01:32:19,101
I don't know about half
your age, but you do look good.
1755
01:32:19,234 --> 01:32:20,569
Well, that's because
you just molted.
1756
01:32:20,703 --> 01:32:22,805
-Yes, I did.
-- You smell good, too.
1757
01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:26,374
-I'm shiny. I'm gorgeous.
1758
01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:35,150
Uh, so what do we do now?
1759
01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:37,052
-Steal a car?
-Piranha!
1760
01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:38,854
I was joking.
1761
01:32:38,987 --> 01:32:40,322
It was a joke.
1762
01:32:40,455 --> 01:32:42,057
You know,
on second thought, Wolf,
1763
01:32:42,190 --> 01:32:44,226
maybe I'd, uh, wish for a ride.
1764
01:32:44,359 --> 01:32:46,428
-Oh, yeah? Alakazam.
1765
01:32:48,697 --> 01:32:49,998
-Nice.
1766
01:32:50,132 --> 01:32:52,968
-Hey, guys.
Ready to get to work? -
1767
01:32:53,101 --> 01:32:54,269
Hey. Whoa.
1768
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:56,271
Aw.
1769
01:32:59,107 --> 01:33:00,308
Hey, you.
1770
01:33:00,442 --> 01:33:01,810
That's right. Come here.
1771
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078
Little closer.
1772
01:33:03,211 --> 01:33:04,780
I said closer.
1773
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:08,116
Now that we've had some time
to get acquainted, uh,
1774
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,753
not so scary now, are we?
1775
01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,254
Webs, hit it.
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