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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
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*SOUTH PARK
Season 25 Episode 06
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Aired on:
March 16, 2022.
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Episode Title:
"Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special"
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Eat your breakfast, Stan,
you're gonna be late for school.
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You told me
to finish my homework!
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Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.
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Hey whoa, whoa.
What the fuck is going on?
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I'm about to take
the kids to school, why?
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Hello?!
It's St. Patrick's day.
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I know...
I'm wearing green.
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You guys this is Tegridy Weed's
biggest day of the year.
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I need help with
the St. Patrick's Day Special.
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Sorry, Randy,
the kids aren't missing school.
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Come on, guys, let's go...
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Okay, yeah, great,
don't worry about it,
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I'll do it all myself.
Again.
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Top O' the mornin' to ya!
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This is God damn ridiculous.
Piece a shit family...
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How's it going, Randy?
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Ugh, I'm just so stressed out!
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We have to make
a huge profit today
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or the whole year is fucked.
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How's the St. Patrick's Day
Special?
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I think it's better
than last year's.
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Lemme see...
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Oh, wow...
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Wow...
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This is gonna be
our best special ever!
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Come on, let's get the truck
loaded up!
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Let's sell what we can
from our drive up booth,
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and then later
we can hit the Irish bar.
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What the fuck.
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Hey! Excuse me!
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Oh, good morning, Randy.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Oh. We're, uh, doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special.
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No you're not.
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Uhh, yeah. We are.
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So first you steal my idea
of selling weed
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and now you're stealing my idea
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of doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special!
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Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day
wasn't your idea.
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Is that right? Ok...
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Game on, motherfucker.
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♪ Loo loo loo!
It's St. Patrick's Day! ♪
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♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪
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Come on Butters,
time for school!
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Ok, mom!
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Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green
or are you gonna get a pinch?
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Ha ha... I've got a green tie
on, you little rascal!
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And I'm wearing
a green scarf!
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Ok! Well someone's gettin
a pinch today!
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Hey, Clyde!
You got your green on!
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Hey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!
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Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee!
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Happy St. Patrick's Day,
fellas!
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- Hey, Butters.
- Wul you guys all look very festive!
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Yeah, it's super fun.
St. Patrick's Day rules.
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Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk
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at lunchtime again
like last year!
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Uh-oh!
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Hey, Kelly-Ann!
What's going on?
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What do you mean?
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Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!
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Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I didn't mean
to do anything wrong, honest!
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Do you know
what sexual assault is?
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I'm so sorry! Please!
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It's just...
Well, she had it comin'
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on account of the way
she was dressed!
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Ohhh!
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Wow, kid, wow!
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Alright. Take this shithead
to the station
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and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.
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Oh, jeez, I didn't know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!
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Wul, she didn't have
a mining helmet
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or a pick axe or anything!
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Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...
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No prior history... assault took
place at an elementary school.
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But... But, sir,
it's St. Patrick's Day.
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Look, I know!
It's St. Patrick's Day, right?
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If people don't wear green,
they get pinched!
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Yes! Right!
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Yeah...
Only one problem.
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The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?
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She was wearing green socks.
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You're a God damn
sexual predator.
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Don't let him jack off
in here!
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These types always mess up
my jail!
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Welcome, everyone, welcome.
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Thank you for coming
to Credigree Farms!
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Randy, we all see you
behind the bush.
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Everyone sees you.
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Oh. Uh...
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A very happy mornin',
everybody!
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And a foine St. Patrick's Day
to all of ye.
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I don't know if ya noohticed.
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But, uh, there's a farm
across the street
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selling weed also...
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And the owner is actually
10 par-cent Irish!
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So, obviously, you're upset
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that you don't seem to have
any customers.
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What I'm upset about
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is a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".
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Ever heard of it?
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That's why we can't wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.
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Why we can't dress like Indians
on Halloween.
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What's your point?
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I'm looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.
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You have no right
to wear that stuff.
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It is offensive.
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Come on, guys!
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St. Patrick's Day is the one day
of the year we have left
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where we can actually celebrate
being white.
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Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,
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we would get immediately
cancelled by Twitter!
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And yet for some reason,
you're all over here,
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buying your weed
from someone who is fine
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mocking our customs
and traditions.
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Maybe they're here because
my St. Patrick's Day Special
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is better than yours.
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Okay, yeah...
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Yeah, let's arrest
the white leprechaun.
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Cuz, you know,
can't have one day
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for a mostly white culture,
right?
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Don't wanna get cancelled.
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I guess don't arrest him
for cultural appropriations?
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Guess... Guess that only works
one way, huh?
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- Leopold Stotch?
- Yes.
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I'm the public defender that's
been assigned to your case.
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Ugh... Okay... Oh, God...
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Is there a problem?
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Wul, it's just... I mean...
What you're wearing.
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You know,
it's St. Patrick's Day,
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you're not wearing any...
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You don't have
any green socks on, do you?
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No, I'm wearing yellow socks.
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Ohhhhh God...
I wanna pinch you so bad...
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I'm here to help you, ok?
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Now, this woman
that you're accused of groping,
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were you two in any kind of
relationship?
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No, ma'am, could you...
Maybe put on
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some green lipstick
or something?
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Before you touched the victim,
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did she give you any kind of
consent?
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Wul, technically, yes!
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I mean, St. Patrick's Day
is a wonderful day
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where we remember a British
Roman man who went to Ireland
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and converted the whole country
to Christianity!
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And he used a clover
to represent the Holy Trinity,
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so we're supposed to celebrate
that by wearing green
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and if you don't wear green
you get a pinch!
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And who is this St. Patrick
to you?
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See?!
That's the problem!
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Nobody knows how great
he really was.
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Okay...
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Can you show me where on the
body you touched the girl?
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- Oh, God...
- Did you put your fingers inside her?
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I didn't finger nothin!
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I swear it was just a tiny
little St. Patrick's Day pinch!
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It was - It was like this!
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Ohhhg!
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Oh!
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I am not representing
this fucking animal!
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Ohhgu!
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We got some more
St. Patrick's Day offenders.
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Well, it's 10 a.m. and you
people are already wasted, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, copper,
you got me, big deal.
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Dear St. Patrick...
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If you're really up there...
I've always done my best
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to honor you
on this most holy day...
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You went to Ireland, and you got
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all those pagan worshippers
to follow Christ.
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If there's any way...
that you could help me now...
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just, like, send me a leprechaun
or something...
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I will be forever
your dark servant.
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Amen...
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Alright,
we got us another one!
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Let's go, buddy.
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Yeah yeah, you don't have
to push me, copper.
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Whoa...
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When are you people
gonna learn, huh?
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It's not even lunchtime,
for Christ's sake.
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I want my phone call.
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Wow wee,
are you a real leprechaun?
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Yeah, I'm a real
fucking leprechaun!
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Alright! Are we gonna
bust outta here or what?
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Hell yeah
we're gonna bust outta here,
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what do you have planned?
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Awww, yeah...
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And now back
to the Credigree Weed
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St. Patrick's Day Special.
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Alright, there you go,
happy St. Patrick's Day
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and thanks for buying Credigree!
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Good afternoon, sir!
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Are you the creator
of Credigree Weed?
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I am.
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Well, I'm the owner of the Irish
bar here in town. Farty O'Cools.
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We've got thousands
of patrons today
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and I'm looking to score
some weed.
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You need marijuana
for the Irish bar.
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Well, everyone's been drinkin'
since 9 a.m.
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But now they need something
to take the edge off
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until they start doing coke
at 7:30.
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Well, I'm sure
we can help you out.
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How much Credigree
are you looking to buy?
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Oh, I'd say we need about...
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Oh, two and a half tons of yer
St. Patrick's Day Special.
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Two and a half tons...
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Alright! Well, we'll see ya down
at Farty O'Cools!
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Are you crazy?
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How are we gonna get that much
weed together in time?
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I don't know, babe,
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but this could really make
our whole fiscal year!
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I just hope you're not overdoin'
it again.
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Don't worry, we're gonna blow
everyone's mind
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with our St. Patrick's Day
Special!
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Awesome...
green hamburgers...
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How clever...
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Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh,
I've been incarcerated.
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I need to speak
with my attorney.
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Dad, it's me.
You called the wrong person.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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Listen to me carefully.
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The canary is in the cage.
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I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
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Oh, a confidential matter?
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Lawyer client privilege.
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Uh, you know, there's an officer
standing right here, actually.
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Oh... Oh it's ok,
he's stepping away.
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Stan!
They got me locked up,
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you're gonna have to help me
break outta here.
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We have to stop them.
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Stop who.
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00:10:56,784 --> 00:10:59,351
Listen to me... is your friend
Tolkien there?
246
00:10:59,636 --> 00:11:01,353
Yeah, Tol-I-I-kien
is sitting right here.
247
00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:03,129
Yeah, well,
his piece a shit dad
248
00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:05,391
is trying to take over
the St. Patrick's Day Special!
249
00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,636
I don't care.
250
00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:09,058
You better care, because
if we don't make money today
251
00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:10,691
you and sister are gonna starve.
252
00:11:10,776 --> 00:11:11,697
Do you understand?
253
00:11:11,781 --> 00:11:13,752
And I won't be able to pay
the Wi-Fi bill.
254
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,457
Okay, what do you want me
to do?
255
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,277
I need you to leave school,
go home,
256
00:11:17,362 --> 00:11:19,124
and get a jar of the
St. Patrick's Day Special weed
257
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,053
and sneak it into
the police station.
258
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:23,363
Dad, it's St. Patrick's Day.
259
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,944
We're gonna do a scavenger hunt
at recess.
260
00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:27,079
I'm asking you
to do one little thing.
261
00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:29,949
Ditch school, get weed,
sneak into the police station.
262
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,985
Do it or no more Wi-Fi,
I mean it!
263
00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:35,581
Piece a shit lawyer!
264
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,792
St. Patrick was not Irish.
265
00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,671
He was a Roman British man
who was made a slave
266
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:44,457
by Irish Barbarians.
267
00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:46,643
But St. Patrick
heard the voice of God...
268
00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:48,643
and he used his situation
for good,
269
00:11:48,881 --> 00:11:51,136
and God told him to be brave!
270
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:54,362
And that is why...
On this one day of the year,
271
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,932
we must be like St. Patrick
ourselves!
272
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:02,494
The police don't even care
about St. Patrick's Day!
273
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:05,111
Do you see any of them
wearing green?! No!
274
00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:08,776
If we do St. Patrick's bidding,
he will provide for us!
275
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:11,086
Okay, back in you go.
276
00:12:15,549 --> 00:12:16,800
Pi-i-i-i-nch!
277
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,793
Oh my God! Oh my God!
278
00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:25,037
He just touched me and he didn't
ask for consent or anything.
279
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,099
Ok, ok,
I'll take care of it...
280
00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:30,788
Bzbzbzbzbzzbzbzbzbrrrrrrrtt!
281
00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:32,678
Is that better?
282
00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,315
I just need to take a shower
and cry.
283
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,643
Oh my God.
284
00:12:41,404 --> 00:12:42,821
Can I help you?
285
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,808
Hello, sir, we are with
the Clover Club.
286
00:12:44,893 --> 00:12:46,520
We try to spread a little
St. Patrick's Day cheer
287
00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:48,293
by donating baked goods
to prison inmates
288
00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:50,496
who cannot celebrate
this festive time.
289
00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:53,605
Alright, it's your lucky day,
folks,
290
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,144
some kids brought you
some holiday cheer.
291
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:58,170
Wha... Wha... What's happening?!
What's happening?
292
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,733
Hey, there,
we brought you a cake.
293
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:04,503
I told you to bring me weed,
not a cake!
294
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:08,389
God dammit.
295
00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:11,346
You... You should just
enjoy the cake.
296
00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:13,729
You don't fucking listen to me,
do you?!
297
00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:16,901
You're incapable of ever doing
anything right because...
298
00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:20,112
Oh, a cake. Gaaaht it.
299
00:13:20,242 --> 00:13:22,020
Thank you very much.
300
00:13:23,772 --> 00:13:25,023
Whu...
301
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:27,085
Oh, hey, fellas.
302
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,608
How's your St. Patrick's Day
going, Butters?
303
00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,932
- Pretty good.
- Awesome.
304
00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:34,229
Well, see ya.
305
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,901
What are you gonna do?
306
00:13:42,986 --> 00:13:46,050
There's always cops
looking to make a score.
307
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,285
You just gotta find the one
308
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,284
willing to trade some drugs
for a favor.
309
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,196
And once they get a whiff of my
St. Patrick's Day Special,
310
00:13:52,281 --> 00:13:53,759
they won't be able to resist.
311
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,353
Oh...
312
00:13:57,412 --> 00:13:58,997
Oh, man, that is strong...
313
00:13:59,081 --> 00:14:02,233
I knew St. Patrick would perform
a miracle to get us out of here!
314
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:04,475
Just like when he was a slave,
he will help us go free!
315
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,966
White people were slaves
in history? Nuh-uh.
316
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,959
Gah, it's such a good special,
317
00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:12,693
it's just such a shame
people are trying to ruin it.
318
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,943
Hey, my bruthuh.
You got a second?
319
00:14:19,028 --> 00:14:20,865
What do you want?
320
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,544
You don't wanna miss out
321
00:14:22,698 --> 00:14:25,150
on the only white holiday
still allowed, do ya?
322
00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:28,208
How'd you like to be able
to, uh, celebrate a little?
323
00:14:28,293 --> 00:14:30,211
Yeah, of course I would,
but I can't.
324
00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:33,740
Hey guys! How'd you like to be
able to celebrate a little?!
325
00:14:33,825 --> 00:14:36,344
Check it out!
They're handing out free weed
326
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,802
down at Farty O'Cools!
327
00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:40,505
It's the Credigree
St. Patrick's Day Special!
328
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,406
- Wow!
- Awesome! - Yeah!
329
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:43,794
Ooh, hey, I'm in.
330
00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:44,755
No.
331
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,841
- Ooh da lolly!
- St. Patrick's Day! Wow, look at it!
332
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:50,839
I thought I wouldn't be able
to get wasted till later!
333
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,515
That's it. It's over.
334
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,365
My plan is done.
335
00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,505
It is not over!
336
00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:01,443
What did St. Patrick say when he
was taken from his homeland
337
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:02,654
and turned into a slave?!
338
00:15:02,739 --> 00:15:04,435
St. Patrick didn't give up!
339
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,005
And when the Christians
slandered him
340
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,898
while he was trying to convert
the heathen Irish,
341
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,021
did he give up then?!
342
00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,468
Man,
that is strong ass shit.
343
00:15:11,553 --> 00:15:13,552
You can taste the Irishness.
344
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:15,255
Ererhrhghhghgggh!
345
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,990
This weed is amazing
and it has so much cred.
346
00:15:18,075 --> 00:15:20,841
You know, I've never really been
a fan of the holiday Specials,
347
00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,377
but this one is really good.
348
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:25,154
Rahrharhhghgh...
Rahghhgghhggh!
349
00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:28,583
Whoa!
350
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,935
You see?! The power
of St. Patrick compels you!
351
00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:35,748
- Oh!
- Whoa!
352
00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:36,974
- Aah!
- Aah!
353
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:39,363
Yes, now use
your clover rays!
354
00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:44,240
- Oh! Ugugghghh!
- Whoa!
355
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,865
Me golden coins of spite!
356
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:49,600
- Oh!
- Oh!
357
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:59,552
And now for the thrilling conclusion
358
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:02,373
of the Credigree
St. Patrick's Day Special.
359
00:16:07,989 --> 00:16:11,037
My God! I never thought
we'd sell this much weed!
360
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,381
Keep it up, babe! We've still
got a long way to go!
361
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,052
Hey, everyone! Everyone!
Everyone, quiet!
362
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,687
Turn up the TV!
363
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:20,577
Once again the town
of South Park is on high alert
364
00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:23,833
after a sexual predator
escaped from custody.
365
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,724
Everyone who's out
at bars or restaurants
366
00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:29,919
for St. Patrick's Day
need to be on the lookout
367
00:16:30,004 --> 00:16:31,288
for the sexual psychopath.
368
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:34,482
Tom, I'm standing outside
the South Park Police Station,
369
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:38,455
where just moments ago
a sexual predator broke free.
370
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:41,138
Surveillance cameras
inside the station
371
00:16:41,223 --> 00:16:43,185
captured the dramatic escape.
372
00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:46,248
Police claim they tried to stop
the felon from escaping,
373
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,163
but they were just,
"Way too high."
374
00:16:49,248 --> 00:16:51,435
Back to to you, Tom.
375
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,803
♪ I've been a wild rover
for many's the year ♪
376
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:59,333
♪ I've spent all me money
on good weed and beer ♪
377
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,141
Towelie... where is all
the St. Patrick's Day Special?
378
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:08,927
Randy... I... I thought...
you were in jail.
379
00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:11,764
The weed's all gone, does that
mean you were able to sell it?
380
00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:15,626
Yeah I sort of... sold it...
at half price...
381
00:17:15,794 --> 00:17:17,928
to Tolkien's dad
across the street.
382
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:18,904
What?!
383
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,037
You were gone!
384
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,207
Tolkien's dad said
he'd buy all the weed
385
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,061
and I figured
that's what we should do!
386
00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:27,030
So you mean that right now
everyone down at the Irish bar
387
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,568
is enjoying my special
and they don't even know it?!
388
00:17:29,653 --> 00:17:31,083
Randy, I'm sorr...
389
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,286
Raghghgh...
390
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:34,740
Ahg!
391
00:17:34,891 --> 00:17:36,335
Come on, let's go!
392
00:17:39,373 --> 00:17:41,124
Thank you! Thank you!
393
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:43,194
Thanks for choosing
Credigree Weed!
394
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,798
Stop right there,
you piece a shit!
395
00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:49,913
Is everyone enjoying
the special?!
396
00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,443
Randy...
I-I thought you were in jail.
397
00:17:52,528 --> 00:17:54,379
Oh, yes,
so did a lot of people.
398
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,708
But you see
there's just one thing wrong.
399
00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:59,663
This isn't Credigree Weed's
special.
400
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:01,633
It's moine.
401
00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:05,809
Babe! That's how you got
so much weed?!
402
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,982
I used both.
403
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:12,421
You see?! This is what happens
when you appropriate a culture!
404
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:15,373
It's sort of your special and
it's sort of not your special...
405
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,998
And nobody knows
whose special it is.
406
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:21,405
I guess I just let the holiday
go to my head.
407
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,506
But I learned that...
408
00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,740
You don't get to say
what you learned
409
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,751
'cause it's not your special!
410
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:29,865
This holiday is about Tegridy.
411
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,169
Oh my God! It's him!
412
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:34,032
It's the sexual predator!
413
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,870
What, what, he's here?!
414
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:39,399
Stop right there!
415
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,219
There he is, get him!
416
00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,181
Wahggh!
417
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,255
Ahghggh!
418
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:02,496
Don't move, Weinstein,
you've got nowhere else to go!
419
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:10,200
Leave the child alone...
420
00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:24,284
Ohh!
421
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,848
Whoa-a-a!
422
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,602
It's him!
It's St. Patrick!
423
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:35,144
What... exactly
is going on here.
424
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:41,027
You've persecuted this little
boy for grabbing people?
425
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,864
Why, it's ridiculous!
426
00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:46,683
You've all besmirched
a perfectly good white holiday.
427
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,887
Where we all like to get drunk
and assault each other!
428
00:19:50,331 --> 00:19:52,285
It's St. Patrick's Day!
429
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,289
- Remember the reason for the season!
- Oh, my God!
430
00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:55,457
Ooh! Hey!
431
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,193
Who wants a pinch!
432
00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:59,063
Oh, yes, very nice!
433
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,535
Hey, you can't do that, man!
434
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,404
What do you mean
I can't?
435
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:05,230
Do you know what day it is?!
436
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,926
Ah, see, here we go.
437
00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:09,495
"Kiss me I'm Irish!"
438
00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:10,773
That's more like it!
439
00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:13,770
Oh, my God!
440
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:16,106
No, you bought the shirt,
bitch!
441
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:18,441
Come on,
let's have a go!
442
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,644
It's me day!
Take your dick out.
443
00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:22,558
Who wants him to take
his dick out?
444
00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:24,137
I will not!
445
00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:28,485
What is this? Are you people all
some kind of Scottish poofters?
446
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:30,676
Hey,
that is a homophobic slur!
447
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:33,213
You're calling me
homophobic?
448
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:36,791
Because I will gladly fuck
any man here.
449
00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:40,715
We celebrate St. Patrick's Day
for four simple reasons.
450
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,918
I. Love. To. Fuck.
451
00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:46,871
Wow, St. Patrick, wow.
You're a real jerk.
452
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:50,027
Yeah, what a creep.
Come on girls, let's go.
453
00:20:50,143 --> 00:20:52,033
To hell with him
and to hell with this
454
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,638
Tegridy Weed
St. Patrick's Day Special.
455
00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:56,936
Aw... Aww!
456
00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:59,324
Where is everybody going?
457
00:20:59,409 --> 00:21:02,215
This party fucking sucks!
458
00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:05,623
Doesn't anybody want a pinch?
459
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:16,996
The party is over...
460
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,945
A new day has come...
461
00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:23,598
And now... St. Patrick's Day,
the only holiday left
462
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,968
where white people
could celebrate a culture...
463
00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:27,652
has been cancelled.
464
00:21:27,737 --> 00:21:29,355
And as for the mysterious,
465
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,652
sexually charged being who
groped and assaulted so many.
466
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:36,746
He... is doing five years
community service.
467
00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,832
Once again...
I shoulda never listened
468
00:21:41,924 --> 00:21:43,348
to what they told me in church.
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