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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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I'm pregnant.
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I heard them talking
about a baby.
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Oh, my.You know what that means.
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Mom's pregnant.Exactly.
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Everybody loves a wedding.
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I'm having a baby. I don't need
to marry another one.
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Mary, they already made
one giant mistake.
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They don't have to make another.
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So marrying me was a mistake.
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You're honestly happy
with how your life turned out?
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You have no regrets?
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What do you want me to say?
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I want you to admit
that this marriage
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hasn't exactly been
a bed of roses.
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Wake up. No marriage
is a bed of roses.
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Well, then I guess
we nailed it.I guess we did.
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Can you take Missy
to school today?
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Why? It's on your way.
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I have to drop the church
bulletin off at the printer.
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[scoffs softly]
Nobody reads those things.
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I know we're not getting along
right now,
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but when we walk
into that kitchen,
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Missy and Sheldon
do not need to see us fighting.
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Fine.
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So, you'll take her?
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Whatever you say, dear.
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[groans]
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Mom and Dad are still
really upset.
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With good reason.
She's awfully old
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to be having a baby.
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Is it really dangerous?
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Not with modern science,
but back in pioneer times,
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we'd be burying her
down by the crick.
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I'm just saying
they're cranky enough,
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so don't be a pain in the ass.
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I'm always on my best behavior.
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You're the hormonal firecracker
around here.
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Sheldon.
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And thar she blows.
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Moby Dick.
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It's a book.
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Where the hell's
my travel mug?
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I think Georgie took it, dear.
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That son of a gun.
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Missy, your father's
gonna take you to school today.
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Thanks, Daddy. I hope
it's not too much trouble.
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No trouble at all,
my little angel.
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Why'd you say they're cranky?
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They're fine.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[exhales]
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Okay, you can do this.
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Just tell him.
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[exhales]
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[sighs]Everything okay?
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Oh! What? Yes.
What are you doing there?
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I came for the stapler
but stayed for the show.
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Oh. Well, I was just going in
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to talk to Pastor Jeff.Hmm.
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Then go.
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I'm going.Do it.
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I'm doing it.
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See?
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Very convincing.
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JEFF:
Come in.
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[door closes]What's up?
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I was hoping to get
your take on something.
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Of course.
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Um...
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This isn't really about me,
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but I recently met a young woman
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who got pregnant, um...
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out of wedlock.
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I see.
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Is the young man in the picture?
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He is.
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Well, as long as
they tie the knot
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before the bambino pops out,
the big guy looks the other way.
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Right, right.
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But the woman isn't
so keen on...
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knots or tying them.
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Then I'm afraid
she and that poor baby
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are in for a difficult time.
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I know. Um...
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What about the parents
of the young couple?
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Well, they certainly
didn't raise these kids
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with the right values.
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I only get them one day a week.
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The rest of it's on Mom and Dad.
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[chuckles]:
Right. Right.
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Um...
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Oh. But, um...
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what if the boy's parents
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did want to do the right thing?
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I don't see
how it's their fault.
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Well, didn't the boy
still have premarital sex
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which led to pregnancy?
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[exhales]
Yes.
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You have to ask,
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where were his parents?
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Mm-hmm.
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These are all good questions.
[chuckles]
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Okay, let's take a look
at the board now, Judy, Lisa,
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and see what subjects
we're dealing with
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in this match of Tic-Tac-Dough.
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Famous Blondes,
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Trivia Dare, Explorers...[knock on door]
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...Colors, Geology,
Top Ten, Movies...
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I'll be right back, Wink.
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What?We know what's going on at home.
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And we need to talk.
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I'm in the middle
of something important.
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So are we.
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Um, may I please come in?
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...thousand eight hundred...[TV turns off]
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What's up?
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Why won't Mom and Dad
tell us what's going on?
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Well, there might be
several reasons for that,
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but right off the top
of my head, I'd say
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none of your damn business.
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Mom's having a baby,
and that's none of our business?
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[chuckles] Is that
what you think's going on?
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Isn't it?No.
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Then what's going on?
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None of your damn business.
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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We need to talk.
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Kind of busy.
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This is important.
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I was talking
to Pastor Jeff
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about our...
little situation.
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Why would you tell him?He doesn't know
it's Georgie.
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But people are gonna
find out eventually,
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and they're gonna
judge all of us.
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Who cares what people think?
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I care. We live in this town.
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I work at the church.[phone rings]
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[exhales]
Hello?
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Heads up.
The twins were just here,
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and they were asking
a bunch of questions.
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You didn't tell them, did you?
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No, but they know
there's a baby in the mix.
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[chuckles]: Actually,
they thought you were having it.
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Oh, Lord.
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Yeah. Anyway, they're gonna be
there any minute.
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Have fun.
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[exhales]
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What now?
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[door opens]SHELDON:
We're home.
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MISSY:
And we want answers.[door closes]
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That.
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In here.
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We want to know
what's going on.
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And we know it has something
to do with a baby.
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And we know it's not yours.So whose is it?
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This is a private matter,
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and it does not concern you.
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It's Georgie.
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You don't know that.It all makes sense.
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You were talking with him
in the garage the other night.
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And word on the street is
he's sexually active.
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Ew.
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So, who's preggers?
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Yes, who?All right.
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Family meeting now.
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I'll leave you to it.George!
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Fudge.
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Okay, yes, your...
[sighs]
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Your brother's
gonna have a baby.
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With whom?Her name is Mandy.
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Ooh, she's the one
that's older than him.
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How much older?
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That's not important.
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That means a lot.Thank you.
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GEORGE SR.:
Do I really need
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to be here for this?Yes.
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Double fudge.
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Are they getting married?
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We don't know,
but probably.Mary.
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[scoffs]
It would be better for them
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and better for the baby.
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And better for you so
your church friends
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don't get bent
out of shape.
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We'll talk
about this later.
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Ooh, a subcommittee
just formed. Exciting.
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The important thing is,
is that you both
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need to keep this quiet.
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This is family business.
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I have to keep a secret?
I'm not good at those.
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It's not a secret.
No one's gonna ask you about it.
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It's just a thing
you don't need to bring up.
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But what if I do?
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What if you don't?
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But now it's all
I can think about.
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What if my mouth loses control?
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You're good
at keeping promises, right?
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Very.Great.
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Then promise
you won't tell anybody.
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That's an interesting
work-around. However...
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You're not telling anyone.Fine.
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[Mary exhales]
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I'm gonna be an aunt.
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That's so weird.
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Not as weird as
Uncle Sheldon.
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[chuckles]: Yeah, well,
we're gonna be grandparents.
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And Meemaw's gonna be
a great-grandmother.
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That sounds so old.
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Please tell her that.
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MEEMAW:
Good night, Wade.
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It ain't good.
I lost all my money.
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Well, good for me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[door closes]
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Hey, Mandy. It's me again.
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Just wanted to see
how you were doing.
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If there's anything
you need, I'm around.
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Please call me back.
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She ducking your calls?
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Seems like it.
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Well, you understand why she
might not want to talk to you.
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Yes, I know.
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I'm trying to make up for it.
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This might be
one of those things
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you just can't make up for.
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Ain't fair.
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You better do
some growing up fast,
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'cause "fair" left the building
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the second
you yanked your pants down.
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Thanks for making me feel worse.
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Anytime.
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[door closes]
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What is the angular momentum
of the neutron and the proton
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inside deuterium?
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No one? Really?
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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What is the angular momentum
of the neutron and the proton
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inside deuterium?
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Oh, um, "L" equals zero.
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Close. You're missing
the four percent admixture
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of "L" equals two.
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Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
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It happens. Anyway...
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Normally,
I would have gotten that right.
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I have no doubt. Anyway...
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There are just some things
going on at home,
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and I'm not allowed to talk
about it.
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And we don't want
to hear about it.
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I can tell you no one's sick
in case you're concerned.
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Anyone concerned?
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Show of hands.
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No? Moving on.
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That's why
I got the answer wrong.
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Son, it's just a mistake.
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Everyone makes them.
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SHELDON:
Like my brother Georgie did
when he got that girl pregnant.
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Don't say it.
Don't say it. Don't say it.
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What?
264
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,054
I need to use the restroom.
265
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,795
This is college. Just go.
266
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,583
[door opens]You, red shirt. Lock the door.
267
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,237
[hums]
268
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,238
Knock, knock.
269
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,457
Oh, hi.
270
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,676
Just thought I'd show you
271
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,591
how to do it on the first try.
272
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,679
[chuckles softly]
273
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,420
You all right?
274
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,031
Um... Yeah.
275
00:09:57,074 --> 00:10:00,948
Just, you know, life.Mm.
276
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,602
I've heard that can be rough.
277
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,777
Mm.
278
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,389
Well,
if you ever want to talk or...
279
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,957
grab a smoke,
280
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,611
I'm around.
281
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,308
I'm good, thanks.
282
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,180
[chuckles]
Although, um...
283
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:20,097
A cigarette doesn't sound bad.
284
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,621
I was hoping
someone would help me
285
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,970
get to the end of this pack.
286
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,059
Then we're quitting.Absolutely.
287
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800
It's a disgusting habit.Filthy.
288
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:33,110
You are never gonna
believe what I just heard.
289
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,111
Try me.[door closes]
290
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,504
Roy and the boosters
291
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,506
were wining and dining
that coach from Carthage.
292
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,815
I don't even care anymore.
He can have my job.
293
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,469
Well, if you don't care,
why can't I have it?
294
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,167
Fine, take it.
295
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,778
Are you okay?
296
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,171
Oh, jim-dandy.
297
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,389
Is this one of those times
where you say
298
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,564
you don't want to talk about it,
299
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,870
and then you make me go
to the bar,
300
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:54,871
and then you talk about it?
301
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:55,959
No.
302
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,221
All right.
303
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,484
I'm gonna tell you something.
304
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,485
Lay it on me.
305
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,270
This is serious.
306
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,706
You can't tell anyone.
307
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,142
Okay.
308
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,494
Georgie got a girl pregnant.
309
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,714
Wow.
310
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,889
Oh.
311
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,499
Congratulations?
312
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,676
On having a dope for a son?
Thanks.
313
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,155
Forgive me if I'm mistaken,
314
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,331
but weren't you a similar kind
of dope with Mary?
315
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,116
It's different.
316
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,596
Georgie's, like,
11 years younger than this girl.
317
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,729
That is different.
318
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,558
We're gonna need
a couple shots over here.
319
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,827
Sorry again
for being distracted earlier.
320
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,524
And I'm so sorry
you got locked out.
321
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,570
I don't know how that happened.
322
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,834
My brother got a girl pregnant.
323
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,009
My mom wanted me to promise
324
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,358
I wouldn't tell,
but I never did,
325
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,751
so technically,
I'm not breaking my word.
326
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,100
I don't care.
327
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,754
Thank you. But it's a secret,
328
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,103
so please don't tell anyone.
329
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,715
Don't you have somewhere to go?No.
330
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,938
Can I tell you something
in confidence?
331
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,461
Of course.
332
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,507
Um,
333
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,856
my son...
334
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,859
...got a girl pregnant.
335
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,732
Whoa.
336
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,951
Safe to assume this
was a surprise?
337
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,213
[chuckles]:
Oh, yeah.
338
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,302
And safe to assume
it's not Sheldon?
339
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,564
[laughs]
340
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,218
Also yes.
341
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,959
Now my mom
wants them to get married,
342
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,874
but it doesn't sound
like the girl's willing.
343
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,008
Why are you still talking to me?You and I just click.
344
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,798
So, how are you doing
with all this?
345
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:36,930
Oh.
346
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,888
Disappointed.
347
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,803
Angry, upset, scared.
348
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,805
So all the emotions. Got it.
349
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,024
And I'm worried
350
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,939
that if he doesn't marry
this girl,
351
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,463
the congregation's
gonna turn on me.
352
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,812
They might.
353
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,641
[exhales]But that's putting
man before God.
354
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,469
What do you mean?Well, you're caring more
355
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,949
about what people think
than what God thinks.
356
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,125
I'm not caring more.
357
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:02,346
I just don't have to bump
into God at the grocery store.
358
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,000
I don't think he does
his own shopping.
359
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,697
[chuckles]
360
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,612
Well, at this point,
it doesn't matter,
361
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,832
because she doesn't want
to get married.
362
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834
Well, I can talk to her
if you want.Mm.
363
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,575
I'm pretty good
with young people.
364
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,968
She's 29.
365
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,841
Also pretty good
with people my own age.
366
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,582
[chuckles]
367
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,628
Let's say grace.
368
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,068
Bless us, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
369
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,852
and bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
370
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,071
ALL:
Amen.
371
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,987
I told Dr. Linkletter
about Georgie.
372
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,511
Why'd y'all tell Sheldon?
373
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,035
They didn't. I figured it out.
374
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,168
Great. Now everyone knows.
375
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,517
Not everyone.
376
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,258
Just us and Dr. Linkletter.
377
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,389
So, that's it?
378
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:48,001
Nobody else said anything?Mm.
379
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,698
Good. 'Cause her parents
380
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,178
still don't know,
and if this gets out,
381
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,788
she's gonna be more pissed
than ever.
382
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,311
Everything's gonna be fine.
383
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,835
Let's just eat.
384
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:01,710
I kind of told Heather M.
at school.
385
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,192
I told her to keep it a secret.
386
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,758
Did you keep it a secret?
387
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:07,934
No.
388
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,631
Unbelievable.
389
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,636
Actually,
I told someone at church today.
390
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,638
And I might have told Wayne.
391
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,466
I can't believe y'all.
392
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:22,035
I know. You'd expect it from me,
but from them, it's a shocker.
393
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,993
I ain't hungry.
394
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,218
[door closes]
395
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,350
So, if you haven't told
your parents yet,
396
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,699
you might want to,
397
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,964
'cause my family blabbed,
and it's out there.
398
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,358
I know. I know you're angry.
399
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,012
I'm angry, too.
400
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,058
Please don't hang up.
401
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,890
[knock on door]Come in.
402
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,243
Hey.Hey.
403
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,506
Just wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
404
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,464
Forget it.
405
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,336
You have so much to
deal with right now,
406
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,685
and I made it worse.
407
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,122
People are gonna find out
eventually.
408
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,561
Do you think
you're gonna get married?
409
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,346
It ain't looking good.
410
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,304
Do you even want to?
411
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,089
Well, I do like her.
412
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,786
And I'm trying to do
the right thing.
413
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,180
Whatever that is.
414
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,706
Can't believe you're
gonna be a dad.
415
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,316
Join the club.
416
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,665
Is it weird?
417
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,103
M-More terrifying than weird.
418
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,452
Yeah?
419
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,454
I don't know what I'm doing.
420
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,282
What if I mess this kid up?
421
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,631
You won't.
422
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,850
You sure?
I'm a high school dropout
423
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,504
living out
in his parents' garage.
424
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,465
[voice breaking]: Mandy's right
to not want me around.
425
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,075
[crying]:
No, she's not.
426
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,859
She'd be lucky to have you.
427
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,298
So will the baby.
428
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,169
Don't make me cry more.
429
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,476
Sorry.
430
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,912
That's the last nice thing
431
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,435
I'll ever say to you.
432
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,875
Hey, what did Wayne say
when you told him?
433
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,442
He loves babies, so he was all,
434
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,444
"It's a blessing."
Blah, blah, blah.
435
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,011
Well, he's not wrong.
436
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,405
Why am I friends with him?
You should be.
437
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,146
[chuckles][beer bottle opens]
438
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,148
How'd Pastor Jeff take it?
439
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,193
I didn't tell him.
I told Pastor Rob.
440
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,368
Of course.
441
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,197
What's that mean?Nothing.
442
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,938
What?
443
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,680
Just seems like you talk
to Pastor Rob a lot.
444
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,336
[scoffs, chuckles]:
Well, we work together.
445
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,077
You talk to Wayne.
446
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,036
Sure.
And what did Pastor Rob say?
447
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,559
Actually, it was helpful.
448
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,692
He pointed out
449
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,956
that I was putting people
before God
450
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,351
and that I shouldn't worry about
what the congregation thinks.
451
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,874
So, exactly what I said.
452
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,876
All you said was, "Who cares?"
453
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,183
Next time, I'll stick God
in there so you pay attention.
454
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,054
Hey.
455
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,969
[door closes]Where were you?
456
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,102
Talking to Georgie.He okay?
457
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,669
We laughed, we cried.
It was nice.
458
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,330
["Which Will" by Nick Drake
playing]
459
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:29,178
♪ Which will you go for?
460
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,877
♪ Which will you love?
461
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,142
MARY:
Hey, Joan. It's Mary.
462
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,491
Just wanted to make sure
463
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,407
that you knew
Bible study was today?
464
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,365
[gasps softly]
Oh, no.
465
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,498
I'm sorry to hear that.
466
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,415
♪ Which will you answer?
467
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,764
Susan. Mary Cooper.
468
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,244
Just making sure
everything's okay
469
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,984
since you're not at Bible study.
470
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,422
Oh.
471
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,773
♪ Which will you take for...
472
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,818
Of course. No problem.
473
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,472
I understand.
474
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,561
♪ One and all?
475
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,955
♪ And tell me now
476
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:12,482
♪ Which will you love
the best? ♪
477
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,190
Hey. It's Mary.
478
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,017
Do you have time to talk?
479
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,019
For you, always.
480
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,064
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