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On the double, men, move it!
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The tire goes by the barricade!
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Put it on the perimeter!
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The kitchen.
The board goes in the kitchen!
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Okay, take the pallets.
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You, over there! Good.
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Guys, take the pallets!
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WE DEMAND LUSTRATION!
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EUROPE, WE'RE WITH YOU!
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What's happening?
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How can we live?
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How can we live?
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Prices go up, utilities as well.
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-How will we cope?
-Vodka costs 50 hryvnias.
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Vodka! 50 hryvnias!
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-Salaries are miniscule!
-Right.
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Does Holoborodko have a conscience?
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How can I teach children
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if I am preoccupied with one thought:
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"How do I avoid starving to death?"
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What is your demand to the president?
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I want to live normally!
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If Holoborodko
doesn't give a damn about the people,
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then he is a disgrace!
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Disgrace!
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Disgrace!
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It looks like Holoborodko's honeymoon
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is coming to an end.
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People gathered at the president's office
to protest Holoborodko's reforms.
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Stand by for further developments.
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PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION OF UKRAINE
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UKRAINIAN CONSTITUTION
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Good morning,
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Bella Rudolfovna.
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Good morning.
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I had a bout of insomnia.
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I woke up early today
and decided to get some work done.
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Lots to do.
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And you?
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-I came to water the plants.
-Do so, please.
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That plant doesn't need water!
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I watered it already.
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It has enough moisture.
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Please water that one.
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It's big, you see.
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The ends of the leaves have dried up.
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-But--
-Water it. You don't have to look at me!
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Just water it.
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I'll tell you when it's got enough.
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Hi, Tolya.
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How are you?
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Oh, I get it.
You were waiting for me at the house.
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Sorry. I woke up earlier
and decided to go for a walk.
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I wanted to call, but...
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my phone battery died.
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Sorry about that.
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You know...
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Good morning.
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Bella Rudolfovna.
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Oh, there they are.
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I've been looking all over for them.
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I was just...
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telling Tolya what a nice morning it is.
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It's so nice that I want to go for a walk.
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Here, let's go.
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Look out of the window.
The sun is shining.
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There's not a cloud in the sky.
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Just beautiful.
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The birds are chirping.
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If I were you,
I would be more careful.
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Today, these birds might begin to peck.
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Why is that?
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Disgrace! Disgrace!
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THE GOVERNMENT ROBS US
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Disgrace!
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Citizens...
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-No conscience!
-Right!
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Please, listen...
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Let me speak.
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Citizens, let...
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We believed in you!
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Listen please, let me speak.
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Putin has been overthrown!
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When?
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Astonishing. It always works.
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Citizens,
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give me a minute, please.
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I'll try to explain.
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I feel your indignation,
but you have to understand.
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Our country needs these reforms.
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Otherwise,
Ukraine will always be a beggar.
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We'll never crawl out of the debt pit.
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That is the basis for our future,
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for the future
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of our children.
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I know it's not easy today,
but tomorrow--
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Who the hell needs your "tomorrow"?
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-I want to live today!
-Vodka is 50 hryvnias!
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What's vodka got to do with it?
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Listen, you are normal people!
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Disgrace!
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Right.
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Centuries have passed.
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Yet, the people haven't changed.
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You're trying,
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conducting reforms,
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tearing your pants.
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In response you get a révolution.
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"Disgrace!"
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Sorry,
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I don't remember you.
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Louis?
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Louis.
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The first?
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No.
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The second?
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Monsieur,
if you start guessing in sequence,
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you'll be here until night.
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I am Louis XVI.
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Exactly. The 16th.
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Sorry.
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You've had so many Louis.
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Right, but I inherited a country
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in such a deplorable state.
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In crisis.
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Huge foreign debt,
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mass discontent.
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I had to act decisively,
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and I abolished feudal law,
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cut budget expenditures,
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and started tax reforms
that were desperately needed.
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And the response?
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What kind of gratitude did I get?
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The French Revolution.
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Who cares about the revolution?
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Those ungrateful commoners
chopped off my head.
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So,
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don't waste your time and effort.
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No one will appreciate it.
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Monsieur?
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What should I do?
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Fl...
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Flee.
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Disgrace!
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They bleed the country dry and then flee!
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I don't intend...
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I don't intend to flee anywhere!
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-They flee!
-I don't intend to flee anywhere!
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Disgrace!
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What colonel?
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Disgrace!
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While a new revolution brews in Kiev,
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the president's teamhas spread around the world.
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The official storyis they are on work trips.
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Foreign Minister Mukhinostensibly went to Sweden.
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Defense Minister...
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Well, Vasyl Petrovych.
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Happy first.
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First what?
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Your first revolt,
and attempt on your life.
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Please, it was only a bucket.
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Fair enough.
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Nothing to be ashamed of.
Some have fainted at the sight of an egg.
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Can we talk?
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Sure, yes.
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Good job, Tolya.
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-May I sit?
-Sure.
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Mr President.
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Don't think I'm gloating, but...
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I warned you.
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You opened Pandora's Box with these laws.
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State-paid workers from other regions
have joined the protest.
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I was informed that
there are about 100,000 protesters.
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I have a feeling
that you are gloating, Yuriy.
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You are in trouble.
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I am here to help you.
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Vasyl Petrovych, as a historian,
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you should know
that the Earth rests on three whales.
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I've heard of this myth. And?
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The fact is that,
in Ukraine's case, it isn't a myth.
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It's reality.
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Everything here rests
on three specific whales.
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I hope...
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you know of whom I am speaking?
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I can guess.
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These people want to meet with you
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and help to resolve this problem.
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How will they help?
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Meet them and find out.
My driver will take you.
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I don't think this is a good idea.
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If I were in your place,
I wouldn't ignore this meeting.
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Believe me,
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I wouldn't give you bad advice.
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After all,
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we're in the same boat.
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Hello.
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Vasyl Petrovych, please sit.
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I'll sit here. Thanks.
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Well then,
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would you like coffee
or something stronger?
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Let's...
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talk calmly.
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Honestly, I don't have time for coffee
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nor something stronger.
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Get to the point.
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What is this talk about?
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About life, Vasyl Petrovych.
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Life is a lottery.
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One wins the jackpot,
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but becomes unhappy.
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Another plucks the hat off a passer-by
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and becomes president.
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A third one ruins all the plans,
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and becomes a thorn in the side.
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Sorry, I don't quite understand you.
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Frankly speaking,
we also don't quite understand you.
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Well...
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We like you very much,
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Vasyl Petrovych.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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Your romanticism
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reminds us of us.
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Many years ago.
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But thank goodness
life healed us in time.
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We also want to heal you.
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-Me?
-Yes.
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We want to, so to say,
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inject you with a dose of reality.
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You started reforms
in the wrong country.
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You won't achieve a thing.
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Plus, you won't last long.
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An economic miracle
is only possible in Japan.
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Here, in our Ukraine, well...
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In the worst case, revolution.
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In the best case, impeachment.
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Do you really need that?
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Does the country need this?
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So we want to offer you
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a helping hand.
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What is this?
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A contract, a jackpot, a golden ticket.
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Call it whatever you want.
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There's a figure,
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with eight zeros,
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in a Cypriot bank.
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That's only the beginning.
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Sign it and relax.
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Consider your grand
and great-grandchildren to be set.
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Just allow us to handle
the economic matters in this country.
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Are you the nation's chief economists?
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-Yes.
-Yes?
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Then I would like
to make a counter offer to you.
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For starters,
please file your tax declarations.
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The actual ones.
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The one...
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with eight zeros.
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Then we'll talk.
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Time has flown.
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Thanks again. Goodbye.
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Are you convinced?
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What did I tell you?
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The boy isn't that dumb.
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It won't be easy to break him,
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but every Titanic has a weak spot.
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Disgrace!
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You all understand
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the difficult situation.
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I am openly embarrassed.
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But I don't know what to do.
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You can promise something and--
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I can't. A promise must be kept.
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Vasyl Petrovych, haven't new options
emerged to solve this problem?
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No.
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Maybe for you that's the only option.
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For me, it doesn't qualify as one.
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Let's do away with whales
and all your mythology. Okay?
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Then we have to repeal the new laws.
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You know that I will look silly.
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No big deal.
280
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,400
Europe will laugh.
281
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,800
It's not scary when they laugh at you.
282
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,840
It's scarier when they cry over you.
283
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,960
I need your help.
I don't know how to assuage the people.
284
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,560
Vasyl Petrovych, don't worry.
285
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,160
It's not our first time,
286
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,240
we'll think of something
287
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,600
and find a way out of this situation.
288
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,680
Right, colleagues?
289
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,800
-Sure.
-Certainly.
290
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,400
We'll settle it.
291
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,200
Thanks.
292
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,640
I'm grateful.
293
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,920
I fervently depend on your bright minds.
294
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,400
Let me tell you:this is simple economics.
295
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,280
The president doesn't have a clue!
296
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,480
Because the president is an amateur.
297
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,880
The team he chose are also amateurs.
298
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,840
Let's recall the Gorbachev era.
299
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,240
Prohibition.
300
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,280
Vineyards were destroyed.
301
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,040
-Yes.-Spirit distilleries were closed.
302
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:05,920
Exactly!
303
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,440
What's most important?
304
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,720
To stop people drinking?
305
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,880
No. No one stopped drinking.
306
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,240
Most important is no budget revenues.
307
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,119
That's right!
308
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,599
No budget revenue came.
309
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,400
Why the look? He's right.
310
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,560
He's been in office two months.What picture do we see?
311
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,480
Prices are rising.The dollar fluctuates. Again...
312
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,280
Go ahead and call your little Vasya.
313
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,280
He's enslaved you for five more years.
314
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,680
We have here a clipfrom the president's inauguration.
315
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,720
I was supposed to promise you
316
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,360
the moon and the sky.
317
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,280
I won't promise that.
318
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,440
I know nothing about this job.
319
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,600
What can I say to such a president?
320
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,880
One thing: "Disgrace!"
321
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,800
Disgrace.
322
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,680
-That's a strong word.-What else can I call him?
323
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,760
He's disgraceful!
324
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,960
Disgrace!
325
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,960
Disgrace!
326
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,240
The team he chose are also amateurs.
327
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,960
Yes. Those same ministers!
328
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,320
This show isn't infinite. Be constructive.
329
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,560
Sure. Yeah, sure, I could provide you...
330
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,440
Hello?
331
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,320
Hi, Mom.
332
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,440
I'm in a hotel.
333
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,960
Next door to the office.
334
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,000
Of course I ate.
335
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,840
Yes. I had breakfast at work.
336
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,560
I ate dinner here in the hotel.
337
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,560
The restaurant is cool.
338
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,080
Big portions. I have leftovers.
339
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,840
Okay. Don't worry. I love you.
340
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,320
Goodnight. Bye.
341
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,640
Good evening.
342
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,520
An objectthat scientists have dubbed Lucifer
343
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,400
is moving towards Earth
344
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,080
at 4,000 kilometers per second.
345
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,440
In a few days,it will collide with the Earth
346
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,720
in the vicinity of Kiev.
347
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,440
A blast wave will form
348
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,040
as a result of the collision,
349
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,080
which will demolish everythingin a 900-kilometer radius.
350
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,720
A sharp rise in temperature will follow.
351
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,120
At around 600 degrees Celsius.
352
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,480
Everything will flare up.
353
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,840
With certainty, one can say that,
354
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,840
at a minimum, Ukrainewill be wiped off the map.
355
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,560
In the worst case,
356
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,440
Earth will leave its orbit,
357
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,240
and humanity will vanish.
358
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,160
Above all, this will happen instantly.
359
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,320
Beer,
360
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,720
ice cream and a chicken leg
361
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,800
are all I can offer as an ice pack.
362
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,560
Good choice. I can't have beer.
363
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,440
I'm working.
364
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,440
I'll take the leg.
365
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,480
It's cold.
366
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,480
Is it painful?
367
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,520
No, thanks though.
368
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,760
It's okay. I'm the one at fault.
369
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,360
In the middle of night -
"goodnight". I scared you.
370
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,000
-Forgive me, please.
-Why should you say sorry?
371
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,080
I was lucky.
372
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,800
You didn't have a glass bottle.
373
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,200
Gosh.
374
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,440
I am not used to others
being around at this time.
375
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,000
-Can I...
-Sure...
376
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,880
-What's your name?
-What...
377
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,880
Anna Mikhailovna.
378
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,760
Lead expert
of the development department.
379
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,280
A pleasure. I am Vasyl Petrovych.
380
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,320
Plain Ukrainian president.
381
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,920
I know who you are.
382
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,120
To my chagrin,
383
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,040
I didn't know we had this department.
384
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,320
Development, right?
385
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,840
What do you do?
386
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,760
Actually, we have a lot of designs.
387
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,720
I tried to meet with you,
388
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,000
but you almost never have time.
389
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,400
Ice cream.
390
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,400
What?
391
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,200
Take the ice cream.
392
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,160
Give the leg back.
393
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,200
I thought you called me an ice cream.
394
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,720
It has become tough
395
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,080
with time.
396
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,920
I can't meet with myself sometimes.
397
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,880
And it all swarms
into a flurry of activity.
398
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,960
Can I be candid?
399
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,760
You must be.
400
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,720
You're doing many good things.
401
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,400
But it's all chaotic.
402
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,760
You need a strategy.
403
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,160
Or it will be the same:
the poor get poorer, the rich richer.
404
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,560
Yet, the state remains apart.
405
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:26,920
Right.
406
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,440
What should I do?
407
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,600
Flee.
408
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:33,960
Where to?
409
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,120
I have to catch the subway.
410
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,160
You meant that.
411
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,640
Can I walk you out?
412
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,240
You're not going too?
413
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,760
No, I'm staying.
414
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,000
I still have work.
415
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,640
I wanted to say,
416
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,680
I want to apologize again.
417
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,240
-It's--
-It's okay.
418
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Promise me that in the near future,
419
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,760
we'll meet,
and you'll tell me about your projects.
420
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,640
Absolutely.
421
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,760
By the end of 2019,
there will be plenty of them.
422
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,400
Why wait that long?
423
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,400
Your aide says that's
the only window in your schedule.
424
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,880
-Bella Rudolfovna.
-Yes.
425
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,360
I'll speak to her.
426
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,800
We'll find a window for you,
427
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,680
through which to enter.
428
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,280
Sorry.
429
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,840
I mean we'll find a time slot.
430
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,200
The effects of the punch.
431
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,080
Goodnight.
432
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,920
Likewise. Thanks.
433
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,600
Take care.
434
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
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