All language subtitles for Hitmen - 02x05 - Soft Launch.GLHF.English.C.orig.Addic7ed.com

My break's only five minutes,

so let's make this quick, yeah?

You're Pauline, right? You
want someone investigated.

Sorry, you're Jay?

What, are you 16?

What, you expecting an
old guy with a raincoat?

No, this shit's just here
so my mum doesn't wonder

how I'm affording my Yeezys.

Right, sorry, I thought I was hiring

a professional private investigator.

- I'm out.
- Your name's Fran, you're 50,

but you tell people you're 49.

You have the same
password for everything.

Bonzo22, first pet, I'm assuming,

and you have 14,338
points on your Sparks card.

Bonzo was my first girlfriend, actually.

You had a girlfriend called Bonzo?

It was the '90s! Different times.

This is the mark, Kat Gaitskill.

Fancies herself as some
kind of self-help guru.

This is all I need.

I need a thorough job, bruv.

I'm telling you, I need some
serious dirt on this woman.

Listen, fam, first thing
you learn in this game

is everyone's got nasty
shit in their closet.

No exceptions.

Whatever it is Kat lady's
hiding, I'll find it.

That's why I'm the best in the biz.

I believe you, bro.

Hey, Jay!

One Mungo Mischief, two Smarty
Pants, one Nutcase, Pronto!

- Laters.
- Cheers, my mandem.

I'm so glad we went
with a polyfiber shovel.

I mean, yes, stainless
steel is a little bit sexier,

but you know, this one really,
really helps the old back out.

Fran, are you all right?

Well, of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?

This is our last job, end of an era.

I thought you might
be, I don't know, upset?

Not that I want that, obviously.

Oh, mate, of course I'm
upset. Of course I'm upset.

You know, devastated, but you know,

at the same time, I've been thinking,

and maybe you're right.

Maybe it's time for us to
do our own thing for awhile.

You know?

We're off on new adventures.

I'm gonna go to Japan,
you're gonna work with Kat

and to be honest, I'm
really excited for us.

That is good, because I'm
really excited for us, too.

Well, then, I'm excited
that both of us are excited.

- Definitely.
- Yeah!

And all that stuff you were saying

about Kat's evil plan to steal me away.

Come on, you know, we
were trapped in a coffin.

I didn't know what I was saying.

Kat is great and obviously,
there were difficulties

at the beginning, I'm not gonna lie,

but you don't get to be
best friends immediately.

You like her, and I'm sure
I'm gonna like her too.

Yeah.

I think you need to get to
know Kat a little bit better.

You know, you're right.

I can't wait to get to
know everything about her.

So let me get this straight.

You want a refund,
'cause you don't think

she cares enough about your feelings?

I sold you a Thai bride, mate,

not a therapist.

_

Dickhead.

Oy!

The fuck's going on up there?

I'm the fucking buzz of this shithole.

Now get stuck into my deep tissue

or I'll have you shipped back to Laos

before you can say namaste.

What the... ? Oh, fuck!

♪ Seas ♪

- ♪ Everybody ♪
- Well, that was one of our slicker extractions.*

Definitely.

Oh, by the way, great
chat on the footwear, chum.

I mean, the grip of those things.

Insane, right?

I know it's taken us
awhile, but I really think

we've got this whole hitman thing down.

It's so nice to go out on a high.

Yeah, definitely.

♪ Some of them want to be abused ♪

Ooh, Fran, almost forgot.

I got you a little something.

What? That is so cute!

A little gun earring.

Ah, that's gonna go with
absolutely everything.

It's just to say good luck in Japan,

and thanks for the last 20 years.

And I've got you something.

Fran, I really hope you
haven't gone all out,

because honestly, I'll be
happy with a voucher for Next,

or a nice bottle of fizz, or a packet

of heavy duty rubber gloves.

Yes, because our friendship is durable,

and also, water resistant.

Didn't we buy these in
the shop this morning?

Yes, we did.

Full disclosure, didn't
know we were doing presents.

I will buy you a drink at Kat's do.

It's a free bar, but thanks.

I'm so chuffed you're
coming to the soft launch.

Kat made me promise to bring you.

Can we please stop referring
to it as a soft launch?

That's what it's called when
you throw a party for a new book.

I'm gonna have to get
used to all this new lingo.

Yeah, well, it just
makes me think of a guy

in Timberlands firing a
party balloon off his cock.

It's all right, I got it.

There we go.

It's from Jay.

Got important info for you.

Will call you ASAP.

- What's that all about?
- Oh, just some Japan admin.

Jay is Mr. V's assistant.

I'm flying really early in the morning.

So he's helping me out.

So where are we gonna do this?
The canal, the old favourite?

Canal? Mate, this is our last hit.

Don't we wanna go out
with a bit more pizazz?

- All right, go on, then.
- Ooh, how 'bout the hospital?

No, I don't like the new incinerator.

There's something about that crank
shaft that's a little bit stiff.

Ooh, a little bit stiff?

- A little bit stiff?
- Yes, I did, I got that.

Oh, hang on, Fran.

I've got the perfect place.

♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪

♪ Sweet dreams are made of these ♪

♪ Who am I to disagree ♪

♪ I traveled the world ♪

♪ And the seven seas ♪

♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪

♪ Sweet dreams ♪

- Still not ringing any bells?
- Mm.

- You'll kick yourself.
- God this is...

- Where we did our first hit.
- The guy with the glasses.

- Yes.
- Nice lad.

Such a sweetie.

God, do you remember the nerves, Fran?

God, we were so scared.

We couldn't even hold our guns straight.

I mean, no wonder he got away.

If only those two
plonkers could see us now.

Nothing's changed.

Is there anything in
that bag she can use?

I don't think so.

Yes!

So what did we do when the
guy with glasses got away?

Hmm.

Didn't we find him with
his legs stuck in a drain?

Oh, yeah. Ooh, I've broken my ankle.

I think you've got bigger
problems than that, mate.

Fuck!

Okay, there might've been
a spare gun in that bag.

Oh, you think?

Get in here!

God, that was close.

Weirdly, I am gonna miss this.

Oy! How 'bout you let me go?

Uh, well, this is our
final job together,

so it's sort of sentimental value,

and can't put a price on that.

- 100 grand?
- 100 grand?

No!

Plus, I'll throw in
two lifetime spa passes.

Complimentary skin care products.

I ain't made of money.

We're prepared to compromise.

No, it's a hard no.

You can run, but you can't hide.

- Well, she can hide.
- Yeah, thank you.

Flank her.

Why are you doing a wanking sign?

Ooh, Jay.

Give it to me, fam.

What's Kat into? Is it weird sex stuff?

- Money laundering or...
- Listen. I've never had this before.

You're ruining our last job.

- What was that?
- It's nothing.

It's weird sex stuff, isn't it?

Please tell me it's weird sex stuff.

There's nothing.

What do you mean, nothing?

I mean, she's literally
got nothing on her.

She's whiter than mountain biking, bruv.

This Kat lady doesn't have
a parking ticket to her name.

Yeah, you need to keep digging, okay?

I've looked at everything, trust me.

There's a handful of not
so very profitable companies

alongside the self-help business,

but nothing that's even close to dirt.

I'll send you through my file in a bit,

but I doubt there's
anything you can use.

I'm sorry, yeah?

Oi!

Do not make me bar you, bro.

Where's the other Muppet?

Hello, Siobhan.

This is it? I can't believe it.

It's our final hit.

Guess so.

This isn't right, Jamie, I'm sorry.

I've not been honest with you.

I feel shit about all this, I do.

I feel angry and I feel jealous.

I have these crazy thoughts
in my head about Kat,

and I think it's just been easier for me

to blame somebody else
than accept the fact

that you and I doing everything together

all the time just had to come to an end.

I'm so glad you said something, mate.

To be honest, I've
been kind of bummed out

you seemed so fine with it.

I've been putting on a
bit of a show today, too.

I'm gagging it.

What am I gonna do without
you to fall back on?

What if I'm really,
really bad at the new job?

Maybe I should just come to Japan.

No, because you're gonna smash it.

I know you are, I know it.

Kat is so lucky to have you.

Plus you need a break from
boring old Professor Snape here.

Hang on.

Was he the beardy guy
that kept inviting kids

back to his cottage?

No, mate, that's Hagrid,
and he's more of a handyman

than a professor, but it doesn't matter.

Let it go.

It really says a lot
that after all this time,

we can still be so
honest with each other.

Come on, you. Let's go to Kat's party.

- Soft launch.
- Don't say soft launch.

God, I completely forgot.

Well remembered.

Ooh, now, what are you
gonna wear to Kat's do?

I keep forgetting how
ridiculously big Kat's place is.

I know, right?

There are rooms in here
even I haven't been in.

I haven't even given
hedge maze a try yet.

Hedge maze?

Who does she think she is, Anne Boleyn?

Who'd have thought my
flat being demolished

would turn out to be kinda great?

Must be all the positive karma
I'm putting out in the world.

Hi, guys.

Hello.

Thank you for coming.

Aw.

Jamie, you look amazing.

Yay!

Sorry we're late.

The job took a bit longer than expected.

Yeah, well, last day
you're working together,

lots of emotions, I imagine.

Fran, Japan?

I think they'll really
get you over there.

Jamie, there's some people
I'd like you to meet.

Fran, there's a free bar.

So feel free to get stuck in.

No spirits, I'm afraid, but I'm sure

they could dig something out
if you're really desperate.

There's no seafood in this, is there?

No.

Hmm.

So how do you know Kat?

You work in publishing or?

Oh, no.

But it's an interesting story.

- We were at school together...
- Sorry, I've seen someone I know.

The waitress said there
wasn't any seafood in it.

Oh, please.

What you doing hiding in here?

Bloody hell, Jamie, you scared me.

Come on, I'll introduce
you to Kat's friends.

Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly.

I'm old enough to have met
everybody I need to in my life.

You'll love them, I promise you.

Ah, that's what you said
about Magic Mike Live,

and then I ended up
with some guy's balls

on my shoulder for an hour and a half.

Ah, Jamie, there you are.

Hi.

Sorry, everyone, this is Fran,

Jamie's colleague, former colleague.

I'm wanted. Jamie, come with me.

Whoo, gosh, it is so hot.

Ladies and gents, two words.

Kat Gaitskill.

Come inside, everybody.

Yeah, yeah, bye.

I've got two words.

Wow.

Wow.

Thank you, thank you so much for coming

to the soft launch of my
new book, "I Am in Control."

Thank you, thank you.

I don't suppose the turnout
has anything whatsoever

to do with the free food.

No, but seriously, my
success means nothing

without the people I love.

Aww.

And I feel so lucky for my
success and for my talent,

for my lovely home,
sure, but most of all,

I feel lucky because the
universe has finally blessed me

with the only thing that really matters,

a friendship that I
know will last forever.

My roomie, my confidant,
my new colleague, Jamie.

Come on, come up here, Jamie.

Come up here, come on, Jamie. Come on.

Don't be shy.

Jamie, everyone.

Okay.

So, no, not up, just there.

No fucking way.

So I would like to propose a toast.

Ooh, um, sorry, excuse me.

Oop, sorry.

I'd like to propose
a little toast myself,

if that's okay, Kat.

Hmm?

Yeah, sure.

I think we all know that
Kat is being rather modest.

Luck has absolutely nothing
to do with her success.

No, everything she's achieved she's done

through a mixture of
hard work and dedication,

and careful planning.

- Here, here.
- Thank you, you're very kind.

The same, of course, true for
Kat's friendship with Jamie, right?

Was it luck, for example,

that brought Jamie back into Kat's life?

Or was it the fact that
Kat owns the company

that bulldozed Jamie's flat?

I was expecting a bit of a
gasp or something there, guys,

if I'm honest.

Fran, what are you talking about?

It's true.

Kat own the company that
made you homeless, Jamie.

Bit of a coincidence, yeah?

It all adds up. Just think about it.

You know, she gets
you out of your gaffe,

she invites you into
her swanky new mansion

so you can buddy up to you, and hey, oh,

I'm out in the cold like
a hooling great bellend.

How do you know all this?

Because I hired a private investigator.

What? That gets a gasp?

Really? You did what?

I was worried about you, Jamie.

Who knows what Kat's really up to.

You know, it's like that German bloke

who befriended that other
bloke and then invited him round

and paid him to eat his own dick.

That actually happened, by
the way. You can look that up.

That's not the same as this, obviously.

That, it's different,
but you get my point,

which is she's been
lying this whole time.

Jamie, it's true.

A company I own did
acquire your building

and demolish it, but I had
no idea you lived there.

And as soon as I found
out at the reunion,

I did everything I could
to try and make it better.

But I should've been
totally honest with you,

and the fact that I
wasn't, I will regret

until the day I die.

I'm so sorry.

Can you forgive me?

Come on.

What?

Aw.

Wow.

You think you know everything
about emotional growth,

and then, hmm.

She admitted it.

Did you hear that? She
admitted everything.

She admitted she lied.

I know she did some lovely things

to cover it all up and blah, blah, blah,

but a lie is a lie forever,
ladies and gentlemen.

I think you should go, Fran.

Jamie.

You okay?

Ooh, I think someone hit
the free bar too hard.

Oh, God, I'm going,
I'm promise, I'm going.

Fran, I've come out
here to ask you to stay.

This is all just a
silly misunderstanding.

I accused you of cannibalism.

Yeah, okay, that was kinda crazy,

but I totally get it.

You're worried about
Jamie, but honestly,

you've done me a huge favour.

I've been feeling so
guilty about Jamie's flat,

and now I feel like a
huge weight's been lifted.

Come on, Fran, you're
going away tomorrow.

Do you really want to
leave things like this?

I thought the party was out here.

Poor thing wanted to be on her own.

She's downstairs in
my meditation studio.

Nearly there.

Ah, bloody thing's on the blink again.

Jamie, I've got someone here to see you.

Jamie?

Jamie, I just came to say sorry, mate.

Jamie?

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