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Jamie?
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Konnichiwa, where is the canal?
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Come on.
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Are you done braiding each
other's hair or whatever?
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We've got a job to do, come on.
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Ah, what else?
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Um, a tarpaulin, some rope
and a meat saw, please.
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This is ridiculous.
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Franny.
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Jamie ready?
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Ooh.
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Sorry, I overslept.
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A bit of a bender last night.
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Kat had a speaking engagement, so.
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And I wanted to say
thank you to my bestie
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for helping me, so we
had a few drinky-poos.
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Yes, I can smell all of them.
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Yeah, it did get a bit Keith Richards.
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Don't look at me.
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I wasn't the one who
gate crashed a hen party.
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Gosh, that's strong for a school night.
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I mean, they needed me.
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The maid of honour was
doing her best, but...
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Yeah, she was no Captain
Party. Go on, do the voice.
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Ah-har, me party hearties.
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Oh, mm.
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Ah, looks like we weren't the only one
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who had a big night last night, Franny.
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Didn't leave the house, Katty.
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Seriously? Wow.
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So empowered to just not give
a shit what you look like.
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Love that.
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Did these scarves come as
a sort of bargain 2 for 1?
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No, this is just another
little thank you from me.
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This is 100% silk, designer scarf, Fran.
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Mm.
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Can you still call it
a scarf if it's so thin
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it doesn't actually keep you
warm? I was just wondering.
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Franny, would you mind
taking a quick snap
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of the survivors for us?
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- Oh yes.
- Ooh.
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Come on, ready? One, two...
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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We should probably go. We're a bit late.
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Very important security
training course, you know.
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That's proper work, proper,
no drinky-poos there.
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Me too.
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I have got a meeting with my
publisher about my new book.
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Um, everyone's still buying
the shit out of the old one.
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Chill out.
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So this will be the
longest we've been away
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from each other in weeks.
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Do you really have to go
away for the whole weekend?
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I'm afraid it's just how
long the course lasts.
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- I'll miss you.
- I'll miss you, too.
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All right, I'm gonna go,
and I'll be in the van.
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You'll talk to her, yeah,
about what we discussed.
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Yeah, I'll try mighty good.
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Best you do it sooner rather than later.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
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Unless you've changed your mind, Jamie.
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You can be honest with me.
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If this isn't what you want...
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No, no, no. No, no.
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No, it definitely is.
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I'll tell her today, I promise.
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You have so much courage inside of you
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and we're just starting
to unlock it together.
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Oh, Fran, why'd you have to
park all the way over there?
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All right, straight to A&E
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or should we do the job first?
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Jamie!
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Ah-har.
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Ah-har.
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Oh, dear.
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Right, milking it now.
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Oh, my head.
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Sorry about the hangy, mate.
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I know it's unprofessional.
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No, it's absolutely fine, mate.
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Really? I thought you'd be cross.
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What, me?
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I'm super chill, well, you know.
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It's an easy job today, anyway.
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We'll just have fun, hanging out,
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mates being mates and all that,
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just a couple of A-grade
assassins literally slaying.
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Oh, that's an 80% proof sigh, that one.
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You sure you're okay to do this hit?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm a professional.
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So who are we slaying today?
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Oh, it's easy, this one.
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Big crime boss, organ harvester.
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Ugh.
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Can you imagine removing
somebody's eyeballs?
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I mean, what would you do?
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Would you take them out with spoon?
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Or would you go for a
sort of sucking technique?
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- Big straw?
- No, Fran, no.
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Oh, what about guts?
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Slippery, like a wet rope...
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- Okay.
- That goes on forever.
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- Okay, you can stop now.
- Liver.
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That's not nice, a couple of kidneys,
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pop them out, your giblets.
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Do humans have giblets?
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Excellent.
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Right over the freshly raked gravel.
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Ready whenever you are, Captain.
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You see, this is why I
don't go to hen parties.
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Or parties. Or out, ever.
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I'm a teetotal killing machine,
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like the Terminator or Saudi Arabia.
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I think I got it all up now.
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Well, listen, give me
a hand with Methven,
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we'll take you to a
nice, warm travel lodge,
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get a nice watery Masala down you,
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some hair of the dog.
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Nothing to get out.
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Do you know what?
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I'm really glad that
you and Kat had a chance
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to just, you know, hang out
before we leave for Japan.
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Ooh, yeah, definitely.
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Oh, talking of which, Mr.
V's got the flight itineraries
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all sorted, so you need
to sort that visa out.
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Yeah, yeah, no, I will, definitely.
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Good.
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Good. All right.
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Come on, give me a hand.
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Okay.
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I don't wanna stay in here
too long. I'd lose a kidney.
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That'd be awful.
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Oh, she's back in the room.
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Do you know what?
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We could never be organ harvesters.
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- Why?
- It takes guts.
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Oh! She's good.
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I would applaud, obviously,
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but I'm handling a dead body.
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Yeah.
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- Now, where we gonna hide him?
- Good question. I've no idea.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, they've got
nice coffins, actually.
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It's a bit of a waste that
they go in the ground, isn't it?
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Call the lawyers.
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Got sent pictures from last night.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh my God, I don't remember
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the stripper joining us for karaoke.
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Okay, mate, we were doing
shots off the stripper's abs.
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Yeah. I'm just driving.
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No, look, this is the best photo, look.
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Straws shaped like willies. Mad, right?
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Do you get any work done,
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or is it just cock straws and carnage?
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Yeah, we did work, but
it didn't feel like work,
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'cause it was just so much fun.
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It was really cool to
meet some new people
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and then not have to kill them.
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Hang on.
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Holy shit, that's a hearse.
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Wait, is that Methven
and son following us?
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- Well, Methven's dead, mate.
- So that's and son.
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God, he's gonna come get our kidneys.
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Yeah, just calm down.
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It's probably just a coincidence.
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It's just another undertaker.
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Well, okay, let's just slow down a bit
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and see if they overtake.
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I don't think this
undertaker is gonna overtake.
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He is following us.
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What's he doing?
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Drive. Drive.
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Drive, Fran, Drive.
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- Go, go, go.
- Yeah, I'm going, going, going!
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He's right behind us.
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That is not a respectable
speed for a hearse.
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No, that is too close.
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He looks kinda upset,
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almost like we killed
his dad or something.
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Oh God.
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I'm skipping from 3rd to 5th gears.
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Bloody hell.
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Shit!
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- Fork, fork!
- Fork acknowledged.
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Fork acknowledged.
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Evasive right.
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Ooh, nice turn.
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Yes, off you piss and son.
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Off you piss.
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Do you think we lost him?
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Looks like it.
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Wow, that adrenaline's really
cut through my hangover.
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Do you know what I feel like right now?
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Pork jalfrezi.
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Okay, definitely hasn't.
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Oh my God, look.
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God, it's him, it's him.
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Go down there, left, left, left.
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Thank you, left hand maneuver.
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No, don't worry. I
don't think he saw us.
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Okay, he's gone, he's gone.
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Dead end.
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Yep, dead end acknowledged.
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Yeah, go in here, go in here.
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Okay, yeah, that's great.
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Hang on, hang on, he's here.
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- Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
- Where?
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Oh, shit, I'm the driver.
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Pop it in reverse. Reversing.
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Bollocks.
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- Ugh.
- Let's get the spare.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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All right, mate.
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Okay.
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Nick it, Jamie.
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Get out!
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Should we be going back to the van?
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What if he's still there?
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Well, have you got a better idea?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Oh, balls, this is dead.
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Can I borrow yours?
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No, just, I've gotta reply
to this before it dies.
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Jamie.
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_
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- Jamie.
- Yeah, just sending it.
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- Jamie.
- Yeah.
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Wait. He's still there.
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Oh, shit.
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Right, okay.
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Where is he?
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I don't know.
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Obviously, he's left his
keys, so he can't be far.
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He's obviously looking for us.
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- Get in.
- What?
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Get in the hearse, quick.
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You're so good at this, Fran.
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I mean, you're really made for this job.
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Yeah, thanks, mate.
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I think we make a good team.
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Mm.
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Can you just not?
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I'm gonna confiscate that, all right?
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What could be so
important that she needs
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to be in contact with you
every second of the day?
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Well, actually, it is quite important
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because Kat's offered me a job.
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Doing what?
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Well, she wants me to
be her right hand woman.
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Right hand woman?
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I mean, that's not a job title, is it?
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That's not something
you can put on a CV.
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I mean, right hand woman.
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It's not really a thing, is it, Jamie?
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Well, it is a thing,
and I'm going to take it,
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and I'm sorry you feel that way.
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What way?
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I'm not sure about the logistics
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of this thing, to be honest.
263
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:08,017
I mean, how is being
Kat's right hand woman
264
00:13:08,117 --> 00:13:09,376
gonna fit with everything we've got on?
265
00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,215
I mean, we've got Japan and I mean,
266
00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:12,573
you've got a lot of commitments.
267
00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:14,692
Well, Kat wants me to
start straightaway, so.
268
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,570
I don't think you've
thought this through.
269
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,869
I mean, unless it's
something you can do remotely,
270
00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:19,088
but the time difference, it's...
271
00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:21,406
No, Fran, the job with Kat would be
272
00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:23,724
instead of going to Japan with you.
273
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,822
Whoa, hold on.
274
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:30,079
- What?
- I'm not coming to Japan.
275
00:13:30,179 --> 00:13:31,717
And I'm sorry you feel that way.
276
00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:34,235
Will you stop saying, "And
I'm sorry you feel that way"?
277
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,393
It's not even a real apology,
apart from everything else.
278
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,192
You don't really need me anyway.
279
00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:40,370
I'm sure Mr. V would
just find a replacement.
280
00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:44,506
Just a temporary break, though, eh?
281
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,944
Kat said I should follow my bliss.
282
00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:48,223
- Follow your bliss?
- Yes.
283
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,701
You sound like a shit scatter cushion.
284
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:52,579
I'm sorry, Kat's pushed you into this.
285
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,658
I was gonna hold my
tongue, keep my peace,
286
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,376
but no, she's brainwashing you.
287
00:13:56,476 --> 00:13:58,454
She's a psycho and she's trying
to steal you away from me.
288
00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:00,772
What are you talking about?
289
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,171
She's actually a really good friend.
290
00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:03,450
Something's going on.
291
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,129
I mean, why else would you let somebody
292
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:07,527
live in your place rent-free
or make them packed lunches
293
00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:09,645
with wee, little notes and sayings
294
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:11,244
and give you pocket money?
295
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,962
It's not pocket money. It's expenses.
296
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,410
No, you are her golden retriever.
297
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,388
Hmm? She's made you beholden
to her so that you have to do
298
00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:19,687
everything she wants.
299
00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:21,325
Oh God, why else would
you have got the job?
300
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,363
Because she likes me,
because I'm useful to her.
301
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,322
I know it's hard for you to conceive
302
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:26,840
that I might be able to do something
303
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,599
that you haven't instructed me to do.
304
00:14:28,699 --> 00:14:31,117
I haven't been instructing you, Jamie.
305
00:14:31,217 --> 00:14:33,215
I've been helping you.
306
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:34,954
And to be honest, most of the time,
307
00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:36,632
you're an active hindrance.
308
00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:38,311
Wow.
309
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,989
Kat said you'd react like that.
310
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,587
Oh, Kat's poison. She's
just got in your ears.
311
00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:44,705
Just when we finally got
to do what you wanted to do.
312
00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,824
No, what you wanted to do.
313
00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:48,062
Maybe I want something different.
314
00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:51,380
Maybe I want to not do the same job
315
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,658
that I've been doing for, well, ever.
316
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,017
Maybe I want to explore things.
317
00:14:55,117 --> 00:14:57,734
Maybe I want to expand my horizons.
318
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,972
We're going to the Land
of the Rising Sun, Jamie.
319
00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:02,011
How much more horizons do you want?
320
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:03,330
We were going up
321
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,727
in the world, we were
literally going far.
322
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,286
Nailing assassinhood.
323
00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:20,835
Jamie.
324
00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:22,313
- Is this heaven?
- I think,
325
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,752
traditionally, heaven's a lot brighter
326
00:15:23,852 --> 00:15:25,311
and less cramped than this, mate.
327
00:15:25,411 --> 00:15:26,949
Can I have my phone back,
328
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:28,908
- or is it still confiscated?
- It's in my back pocket.
329
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,207
Oh, for heaven's sake,
no, that's my front bottom.
330
00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:31,586
- That's, yep, oh...
- Oh, yep.
331
00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:32,904
Just a bit pinchy. Hang on, just...
332
00:15:33,004 --> 00:15:35,003
Got it. Got it, got it.
333
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:39,499
Oh, 17 messages.
334
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:41,177
Well, I hope Kat doesn't
think I'm ignoring her.
335
00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:43,276
Just forget Kat. Pass us the phone.
336
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,290
Yep, yeah, okay.
337
00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:53,827
Yep, that's what I expected.
338
00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:56,420
I think we're in a coffin.
339
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:57,364
We're in a coffin, yeah, yeah.
340
00:15:57,464 --> 00:15:59,922
And I'm claustrophobic,
so maybe it'll be
341
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:02,040
the panic attack for me, please.
342
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,179
Let's just try and push
that up, right, this...
343
00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:13,110
Oh, my phone's just died, too.
344
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:14,869
If you hadn't spent the
whole time texting Kat,
345
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,188
trying to stab your
best mate in the back,
346
00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:17,786
then we wouldn't be about to perish.
347
00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:19,885
Wait, I've got an idea.
348
00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:22,742
Yay.
349
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,421
Ooh, great.
350
00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:28,337
I can use the cock torch to
check for cracks and gaps.
351
00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:31,155
Mm-hmm, yes.
352
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,532
Yes, we are going to die.
353
00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:36,411
Okay, you're not gonna like it,
354
00:16:36,511 --> 00:16:39,488
but I have just farted.
355
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:42,086
Oh, God, burning my nostrils.
356
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,702
I'm really sorry, okay, that
you feel so hurt about Japan.
357
00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:50,299
It's just that Kat thinks I need
to really fully realise my...
358
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:53,656
I don't, I really don't
wanna die talking about Kat,
359
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:56,574
thanks, or as it goes,
holding a cock torch.
360
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:59,231
Yeah, but I don't want
us to go out on a barmy.
361
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:10,162
I'm really sorry for
being actively a hindrance.
362
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,401
No, I'm sorry.
363
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:13,080
You're not actively a hindrance.
364
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,677
I just use criticism as a mean
of just emotional expression.
365
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,915
I'm very repressed.
366
00:17:18,015 --> 00:17:19,855
- I love you.
- I love you too.
367
00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:21,273
Should we kiss, then?
368
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,991
What?
369
00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:24,550
I don't know, I've just
we've never done before.
370
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,748
Why do you have to make
everything so weird?
371
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,902
Right, we've lost the cock torch.
372
00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:35,341
Listen to me, I'm so
sorry I wasn't there
373
00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:37,339
for you when you had to live in a van.
374
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:38,938
It was actually quite comfortable.
375
00:17:41,196 --> 00:17:43,194
What's he doing?
376
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,211
What's going on?
377
00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:48,230
I don't know. It sounds
like he's leaving.
378
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,528
- Let's push the lid again.
- One, two, three.
379
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:51,967
What the...
380
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,845
Where the hell is he?
381
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,943
Let's not wait to find out.
382
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,758
- We need to move.
- Yep.
383
00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:05,495
Something's not right.
384
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,231
Wait, is that?
385
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:13,428
Kat.
386
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,666
Oh my God.
387
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,265
What the hell are you doing here?
388
00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,363
We got lost.
389
00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,262
What are you doing here?
390
00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:22,501
How did you find us?
391
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,599
Find My Friends.
392
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,177
I freaked out when you
stopped replying to my texts.
393
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:28,575
I was so worried.
394
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,253
Sorry, you must think I'm mad.
395
00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:34,371
I know you said the training
course would be intense,
396
00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:38,068
but I just thought you might
be in serious trouble or.
397
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,285
Why are you walking around
in the middle of nowhere?
398
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,643
Oh, just a really intensive hardcore
399
00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:45,641
SAS type training course, yes.
400
00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,480
You know, dump you in the
middle of the wilderness
401
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,218
and find your way back to
civilization, that kind of thing.
402
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:50,357
Hmm.
403
00:18:50,457 --> 00:18:51,996
Not really suitable for civilians.
404
00:18:52,186 --> 00:18:54,783
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
405
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,101
I was so worried.
406
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,158
Let's get you out of here.
407
00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:03,256
Oh.
408
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:05,594
Careful.
409
00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:07,513
My car's this way.
410
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,791
You looking for something?
411
00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:10,790
Oh, yeah, just our teammates.
412
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,149
This was the rendezvous point,
413
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,227
but I think we've beaten them to it.
414
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,844
You haven't seen a very
long, black car, have you?
415
00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:21,661
I actually did see a car
screech off when I got here.
416
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,338
- Maybe that was them.
- Oh, they pranked us.
417
00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:25,498
Didn't even wait.
418
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,876
- Classic them.
- Ah.
419
00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,492
Ah.
420
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,667
What?
421
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,685
You don't find this My Find a
Friend thing a bit odd, do you?
422
00:19:39,685 --> 00:19:40,685
What do you mean?
423
00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:41,784
It's creepy.
424
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,422
She's tracking your every move.
425
00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:45,381
Mate, it's an app.
426
00:19:45,481 --> 00:19:48,118
Privacy's dead, we've all
seen Jeff Bezos' balls.
427
00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:51,755
I've not seen his balls.
428
00:19:53,514 --> 00:19:56,971
Listen, um, congratulations
on your new colleague.
429
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,290
Jamie told me the exciting news.
430
00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:59,688
Ah, thanks.
431
00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,967
Guess you'll have to take backseat.
432
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,065
- What?
- In the car.
433
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,703
Oh, yeah.
434
00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:21,870
Good job.
435
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,968
I'm proud of you.
436
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,484
Kat, are these... ?
437
00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:31,461
Oh gosh, you found the photos.
438
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,660
Yeah, crazy story.
439
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,217
I was collecting a load
of old yearbook pics.
440
00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:39,615
The printer screwed up by printing
hundreds of that one photo.
441
00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:41,053
I've been meaning to throw them out.
442
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,152
- That is so funny.
- Yes.
443
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,808
So funny.
444
00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:49,007
Road trip, here we come.
445
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,212
Hang on.
446
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:51,545
How come you're not
wearing your scarf anymore?
447
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:54,202
Oh, silly me. I must've left it at home.
448
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:15,249
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