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- You stupid fuck,
look at you now.
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Say hello to my little friend.
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(punk rock)
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(fart)
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- [Server] Hi can
I take your order?
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- Yeah, can I have a
McWater and that's all.
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- [Server] Okay, it's 1.08,
last window, thank you.
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- [Man] Say McWater.
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- Do you guys have McWater?
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- [Server] I'm sorry?
- Do you have McWater?
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- [Server] One water?
- Yeah, a McWater.
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- [Server] Uh, okay.
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- How much?
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- [Server] You said
one water right?
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- Yeah.
- [Server] 1.08.
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Last window, thank you.
- And lots of mayonaise.
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- [Server] Okay.
- Lots of it.
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Now we're going to hose
the shit out of this fucker
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because he was talking
shit about one of our moms.
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- [Voiceover] Talking shit
about our fucking moms.
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- Fucking son of a
bitch. He's going to pay.
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- Hi.
- [Server] 1.08.
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- Get him again.
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(laughs hysterically)
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] That's
fucking disgusting.
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- [Voiceover] He
likes that shit man.
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- [Voiceover] This
is Chino-Torpedo!
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] Holy crap man.
It didn't break through shit.
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Look, that fucking little
red mark is all it did.
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- That's it?
- [Voiceover] Fuck.
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(punk rock)
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Oh! Yeah baby!
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- Lay down, lay down.
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- [Voiceover] How
you feeling bro?
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- Good.
- [Voiceover] (laughs)
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You alright?
- [Man] Yeah.
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- [Voiceover] Woo! Sweet.
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We fucked this TV up.
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- Andale, it's hard being
white on the outside
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when you're brown on the inside.
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(punk rock)
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- Trying to get the
bloody body ready
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for the dead body party.
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(fart)
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- [Voiceover] That was weak!
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(fart)
- [Voiceover] Oh!
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(fart)
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] That
was a good one.
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- Okay on! Go go go go go!
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That's not what I ordered,
I ordered a water.
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When. Go go.
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- [Voiceover] The fucking
cunt threw at my car
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when I'm fucking driving away.
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She threw a fucking soda
at my car, fucking bitch.
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- [Voiceover] Go go, get him.
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Go go go go!
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] Just
let me know when.
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- Okay.
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] What the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
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Look at this fucking
obsessive compulsive
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disorder mother fucker.
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(laughs) What the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
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- Tell me when.
- [Man] It's coming.
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] Ew.
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] Dude you
got shit on your hand!
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He's going to wipe it?
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He don't give a fuck he's just
wiping the shit off his hand!
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Look, he's going
to still use it.
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Dude you got caca
on your hands dude.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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- [Voiceover] Dirty old man.
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- [Voiceover] Ready? Go.
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(punk rock)
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- WEE. T. phones
hoes. Right Elliot?
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] Wait hold on
let me see that bottle dude.
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What are you about to do?
- [Man] It's Everclear.
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I'm about to put it in
this little spray bottle.
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We're going to go ahead and
light his horse hooves on fire.
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- [Voiceover] Oh my
god! Dude what the fuck
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is wrong with your feet bro?
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- [Voiceover] Look
at the fucking
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horse hooves on
this fucking fool!
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- [Voiceover] Just douse them.
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Douse them with the
fucking Everclear.
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- [Man] Can you please warm
me up? My legs are cold.
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- [Voiceover] Put
them together dude.
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- [Man] Wait, are you ready?
Wait! I need more water!
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] Stop
being so scared!
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- It got hot!
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- [Voiceover] Now get it.
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(laughter)
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- [Man] That's enough
dude, don't go up here.
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Goddamn. Dude you might've
forgotten the toes.
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(laughter)
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- How's it going man. Thanks.
- [Delivery Man] 17.30.
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- Alright. Hey Dave,
do you got the money?
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- Where's he at? What's up man?
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How much is it?
- [Delivery Man] 17.30.
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- 17.30?
- [Delivery Man] Yeah.
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- Here you go. Keep
the change bro.
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You want to come in with us?
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- Nah I'm at work.
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- We're just going to be
in here doing push ups.
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You know what I'm
saying? Getting crazy.
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- Hey what's up dude?
What's going on bro?
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- Not much.
- [David] Got my pizza?
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- Yeah.
- [David] Hell yeah.
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How much is it?
- 12.39.
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- Hold on let me get
some money real quick.
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You want to come in the
house with me or what?
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- (laughs) No.
- [David] No? Come on man.
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- 12.39.
- [David] Here you go dude.
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There's a tip for you.
- [Delivery Man] Thanks.
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- Take it easy man.
Come back any time.
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- [David] Hey!
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What's up man?
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- You order some food?
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- [David] I did order some
food! You got my chinese food?
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- It's 25.45.
- [David] 25.45?
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Alright, let me get it.
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25.45. You want to come
in have some chinese food?
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- Oh no thanks.
- [David] You sure?
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- Yeah.
- [David] What's the matter?
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- [Voiceover] What are
you doing here buddy?
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- I'm holding my long bazooka.
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(groans) (laughter)
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- Ow! (laughter)
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This son of a bitch.
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- [Voiceover] Right up his ass.
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Okay are we ready?
- [Man] Yeah.
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- [Voiceover] Okay this is it.
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Three, two, fire in the hole!
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(groaning) (laughter)
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- [Man] Dude it fucking hurts!
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- Nothing.
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- [Voiceover] Woah
let me see your hand.
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- That mother fucker hurt.
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- [Voiceover] He's going
to hurt his balls right?
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- Oh yes.
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- [Voiceover] You're alright.
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- Aw fuck, fuck!
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- [Voiceover] Easy, just fart.
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(groans) (laughter)
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- [Voiceover] Oh
my god. (laughs)
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It's stuck right
in his belly dude!
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(laughter)
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- Fuck it hurts like
a son of a bitch dude.
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- [Voiceover] What happened
dude your nuts hurt?
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] This is
pretty fucking fast dude.
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- Go, fucking push this
dumbass, push this dumbass in.
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I'm going to push him
in the water right now.
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- [Voiceover] Hey! Man
overboard! Somebody fell over!
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] Yeah I'm
right here, I'm right here.
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Kick him back man
and all of a sudden
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we see this guy's hand
hanging out right.
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- [Voiceover] He was
looking down or looking up?
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- [Voiceover] He's looking
down, and I'm like this,
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you know enjoying the
ride, and I see his ass,
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he's like, and I'm long dude.
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- [Voiceover] Was his
waist over the rail?
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- Yeah.
- [Voiceover] Was he holding
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on to the back like
this or something?
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- [Voiceover] You know
what, it became that.
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He was out like this
looking at something
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and I was almost like, "What
is that guy looking at?",
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and I go like this, and I was
like man this is dangerous.
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So I pull back, and as I pull
back, the next thing you know
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I see his ass and his
head's going straight down.
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- [Voiceover] Okay
bro, thanks man.
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(indistinct chattering)
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- [Voiceover] Angry
Dick's pissed off
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and he wants to fucking jump
into a fucking pool of water.
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What do you think Angry Dick?
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- It looked fucking
pussy from down there,
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when you get up here, it
looks fucking kind of nuts.
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- [Voiceover] It
looks pretty crazy?
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- That's like fucking two
feet of water and fucking mud.
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- [Voiceover] Sweet.
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- Oh wait, I got
to call the hoes.
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(punk rock)
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- [Voiceover] Tom here has
crabs. Show us your crabs.
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Holy crab.
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- Right there,
right fucking there!
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(laughter)
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- Oh my god, I'm going
to fucking kill you!
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- Wow.
- [Man] That's enough!
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That's not a whole lot man.
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- [Voiceover] That shit's got
to light, you got to get more.
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You should of took your
fucking pants off bro.
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- [Voiceover] Alright
you ready? Ready?
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- [Man] Yeah okay wait wait.
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] How
did it feel man?
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- Dude, one more.
- [Voiceover] One more time?
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- Come on!
- [Voiceover] One more time.
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Just one more time!
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Okay hold on.
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(laughter)
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- Fuck.
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- [Voiceover] Do it! Do it!
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- [Voiceover] Right
there. Perfect.
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Oooh!
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- It's on both sides now.
Can you believe that?
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And then like after it just
started getting worse and worse.
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It's like last time I broke it.
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Damn that shit hurts though.
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(christmas beat)
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- Hey can you put
this on Santa's tab?
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- [Voiceover] Yeah.
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- Thank you.
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- [Voiceover] Did
Santa fire you?
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- Yeah, fuck him.
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- Fuck that's
going to hurt dude.
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(laughter)
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- [Voiceover] It's
a fucking cop?
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- It looks like a cop car.
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- [Officer] You know,
I can appreciate
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what you guys are doing,
but you know what,
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the warden doesn't
appreciate it.
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You're going to get
people driving by
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that's going to see
CDC prisoner on it,
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even though we know it's
not the correct color.
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However, they change the
convicts' uniforms often.
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Somebody's going to
make a phone call,
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and CHP's going to get involved,
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and the county's
going to get invovled,
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then they're going to
lock down the institution,
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and eventually
what'll happen is,
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somebody was doing this the
other day, the same thing.
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- The other day?
- [Officer] Yeah,
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about two weeks ago, three
weeks ago, the same thing.
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Somebody else was
doing the same thing.
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They were wearing a
green jumpsuit and
making a movie, okay.
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- We're making a
movie right now?
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- [Officer] Well, I guess
that's what you guys are doing.
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You guys are doing a
skit, but you may be
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looking down the
business end of a weapon.
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- Fuck the police! (laughs)
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Fuck the police!
251
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Fuck the police!
252
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- [Voiceover] Oh my god.
253
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Fuck the police!
254
00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:23,133
- [Voiceover] Hold on, let
me get this wreck dude.
255
00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:26,300
Look at this fucking wreck.
- [Voiceover] Holy shit. Wow.
256
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,667
- [Voiceover] Fucking dick!
257
00:35:33,933 --> 00:35:35,567
Leave them alone fuckers!
258
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,067
Leave them alone pussy!
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00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:46,067
You fucker I hate you!
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Fucking dick!
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Assholes!
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00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:07,067
- [Voiceover] We're
headed to fucking Frisco.
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00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,867
- [Voiceover] What in the
fuck is this chick doing dude?
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(laughing)
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00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:24,533
Holy shit!
266
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,100
- [Woman] Hey check
out my new hat.
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00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,367
- [Man] That's a hat?
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(laughter)
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00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,533
Were you peeing in
that thing over there?
270
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,067
- What thing?
- [Man] I don't know.
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I saw you doing something.
- [Woman] Oh my spray there?
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- [Man] Oh jesus dude.
273
00:36:49,267 --> 00:36:53,433
- * I believe I
can touch the sky.
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* I think about it
every night and day.
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* Spread my wings
and fly away. *
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- [Voiceover] I'll give you guys
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both two bucks if you
start dancing to it.
278
00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:12,333
- * I believe I can fly.
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00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,933
(laughter)
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00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:17,933
- [Voiceover] Get
some of this shit.
281
00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:19,967
- * I believe I can fly.
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(laughter)
283
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,567
- Don't do that.
284
00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:28,567
* Because I believe in you.
285
00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:34,567
* Oh God.
286
00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:37,133
I love you god!
287
00:37:44,133 --> 00:37:46,633
- [Voiceover] You doubt?!
We didn't do nothing!
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00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:52,067
(laughs)
289
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,333
Poor guy. You tell him dude!
290
00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:01,933
You don't like them guys?
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00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:05,333
That's right.
292
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,400
That's a famous face? It's
the Santa Clause face.
293
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,267
You tell them. Alright man.
294
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,067
- [Voiceover] See you
next christmas bro.
295
00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:38,267
- [Voiceover] Hell
yeah we've been good.
296
00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:44,067
- Oh! Jesus christ!
297
00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,667
- Did that hurt?
- [Man] God!
298
00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:54,433
- [Voiceover] I'll be gone.
I'll be back in a while.
299
00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,067
- [Voiceover] Holy
fuck. Alright bro.
300
00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:02,767
Where the fuck's your
head? Oh there it is.
301
00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:04,700
Damn dude you got a fucking
gash in your head bro.
302
00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,533
- That mother fucker hit
me hard with that dude.
303
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,567
- [Voiceover] Roller
blading sucks dick!
304
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:18,067
He's ready to go to space.
305
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,500
Go ahead kick it. Kick it!
306
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,433
Kick it where's it at?
307
00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:34,500
(screams) (laughter)
308
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:44,367
- Oh my god, did you
see them fucking run?
309
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,300
It was just a rat.
310
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,067
- [Voiceover] What's up flirt?
311
00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:51,600
- Not much, you know, just
flirting with the ladies.
312
00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:54,200
What's up sweetie?
313
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,567
(punk rock)
314
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,100
- [Voiceover] Alright buddy
what are you going to do?
315
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,433
- Pee in this thing dude.
316
00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:12,600
(snickering)
317
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,333
We're going to fuck him up.
318
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,600
- [Voiceover] You
ready? Let's go.
319
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,300
- Dude we're going to go
squirt this mother fucker
320
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,100
right in the goddamn
face with piss.
321
00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:24,967
He's going to be fucking pissed.
322
00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:33,767
(laughter)
323
00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:35,300
- Fuck dude!
324
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,067
Hold on dude. Dude
look what the fuck
325
00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:40,767
you did to my fucking TV screen!
326
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,267
- [Voiceover] Hey how do
you like that piss dude?
327
00:42:42,267 --> 00:42:44,400
(laughing)
328
00:42:45,767 --> 00:42:48,767
- Dude that's fucking
horrible what the fuck man.
329
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,600
- [Voiceover] Smell
it dude. Smell it.
330
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:52,333
- Oh you guys are dicks!
331
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,633
- [Man] That's it!
332
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,833
Give me the gas! Give
me the fucking gas!
333
00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:13,867
Bring it over here,
bring the gas over here.
334
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,933
Let's douse this fucking thing!
335
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,333
Hell yeah nigga.
336
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,100
- [Voiceover] Let's
go let's go let's go!
337
00:43:45,767 --> 00:43:47,167
Fuck! Yeah!
338
00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:57,467
(punk rock)
339
00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:35,567
- No comment.
340
00:47:17,867 --> 00:47:19,667
- [Voiceover] What are
you attempting to do here?
341
00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:21,567
- This is extreme bike riding.
342
00:47:22,933 --> 00:47:25,900
- [Voiceover] What inspired
you to do this event?
343
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:28,067
- The one and only Jesus Christ.
344
00:47:28,067 --> 00:47:32,067
Well, he walked on water
and I figured if I calculate
345
00:47:32,067 --> 00:47:36,533
the speed and velocity, and
the weight of me and the bike,
346
00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:40,767
enough that I can ride
my bike across water.
347
00:47:40,767 --> 00:47:42,367
If he can do it I can do it.
348
00:47:43,533 --> 00:47:45,100
I'm trying to make
it to that tree
349
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:47,067
right there across the lake.
350
00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:00,067
(laughter)
351
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,600
I almost made it!
352
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,200
I lost my bike.
- [Voiceover] Look for it!
353
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,767
- Yeah I don't know I
have to do it again.
354
00:48:09,767 --> 00:48:10,700
- [Voiceover]
Alright try it again.
355
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:11,467
- I have faith.
356
00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:23,967
Almost made it!
357
00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:27,467
Damn, I don't know man, I
should be making it across.
358
00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:30,833
I don't know what
exactly I hit man.
359
00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,367
I just remember
hitting that water,
360
00:48:32,367 --> 00:48:34,067
water went straight up my nose,
361
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,333
swallowed some of
that lake water,
362
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:38,967
I don't know what's
in there, but
363
00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:40,967
I hit a rock way
down at the bottom,
364
00:48:40,967 --> 00:48:42,967
right upside the head.
365
00:48:42,967 --> 00:48:45,567
Kind of discouraged me a
little bit, but I have faith.
366
00:49:03,067 --> 00:49:04,267
Next time we'll get it.
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