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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry for bursting in.
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I just can't see him
from another part of the house.
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The window has the best view.
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Oh, my God. There he is.
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Oh, what a stud mother.
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Who? Gorgeous, fucking hunky neighbor.
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Oh, he's working out in the yard right
now, and I can see him.
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Oh, my God.
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He just took off his shirt
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Oh, I probably shouldn't get my hopes
up, though.
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There's no way a single
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What?
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How do you know that?
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I know he's single.
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You've never seen him
with a woman in the house?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Well, what am I thinking?
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If he's single, that means
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women all over the neighborhood and
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school and stop abruptly
throwing themselves at him.
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I can't see an chance.
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A chance against all those women numbers
just work against me.
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You know,
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Thanks.
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But I don't think that really matters.
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Honestly, there are so many more
beautiful, intelligent women out there.
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And for a guy like that to just settle for
me, I mean, I have to stand out to him.
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You know, that's the only possible way.
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Oh, bloody scratches.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, look at their shoulders.
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He could do some damage in the sack.
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How do I stand out to him?
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There must be something.
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I mean, for such a hot guy like that,
I mean.
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Oh, my God. That's.
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He's probably one of those guys
who likes the challenge of trying
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to get a woman he's already
taken. Oh, my God.
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So all we need to do is pretend
like I have a boyfriend.
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Fuck,
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fuck. What am I thinking?
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He's out there right now.
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Oh, my God. I have the best idea.
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OK, you have to go along with this, ok?
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OK. Just lay back, ok?
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Go along with it.
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I'll explain in just
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OK. OK.
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Just stop freaking out, ok?
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All right.
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So since he's out there, I had to open
the window for him to hear us.
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OK, here's my plan.
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So you're my brother.
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Who the fuck cares about this?
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I just need another guy to be, like,
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moaning, and we're going to pretend
to have sex right now, ok?
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Just.
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He's going to hear us,
but you have to, like, get really loud.
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Like, I need to.
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I need to let him know that, like,
I'm a really good lay.
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I mean, that's what guys like, right?
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Need to know that chicks, like,
really fucking good in bed.
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I mean, I got to pull out the big guns
for this guy.
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He's hot.
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He's going to have, like, I'm
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going to have a ton of competition
to get this guy, so just work with me, OK?
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Just. I'm just going to, like, sit on you.
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Well, no, I don't.
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I don't fucking wear underpants.
Who the fuck cares?
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Just you, my brother. Just deal with it.
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I mean, you got your pants on. Who cares?
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It's like I'm wearing underpants. OK,
so you ready?
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OK, just I'm just gonna pretend like to
rage, but you got to start moaning, like.
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Really
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ow, ow.
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Oh. That's it,
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that's it.
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Fuck me, fuck me.
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Oh, come on.
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See my fucking.
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Pain?
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Fuck me harder.
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Oh, that's it, you big studly man.
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No. Yeah.
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Brad, oh, fuck me, Brad.
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OK, just keep going.
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Fuck me.
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Oh, he's he's looking.
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Keep going really loud. Really loud. Oh.
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Oh. Ow!
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Brad,
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keep going.
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And this is fucking Larry.
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You all goi stick that
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huge fucking schlong inside of my pussy.
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Is that how they stick it? Fuck me.
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Oh, good.
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You're the best player I've ever had.
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I don't see my light.
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Louder, louder. Screaming.
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Yeah, oh, boy.
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Oh, God. Right.
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You're going to make me
cry with you, big dick. Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, no, man, is is kidding you, Brad.
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Fuck you hard
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I know.
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Like, oh, OK. Here we go. Keep going.
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Because he's, like, interested right now.
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Just just keep going.
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Who cares what oh, Brad,
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you, me, you big studly beast.
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Oh. Oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh,
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oh. Well, so what I'm using,
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I don't care than rubbing against you.
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It just feels feels goodness more real
that just
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I just sit there
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oh, oh,
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oh, no.
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Just I don't care for my brother.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Just sit there, sit there.
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Fucking stop talking.
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Oh, oh.
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Show the fattest
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I can help myself.
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Ah, can't help myself.
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Sorry.
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You light it
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now, frankly,
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I don't really care about beheading or
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the neighbor guy or Brad, for that matter.
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Might as well finish thing
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to make it more believable.
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Right?
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Should just
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just to make it more believable.
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And I take it out
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now or any penny.
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So it's just inside, right in
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and having just come, it's
going to be extra.
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OK, just don't tell mom and dad.
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Sorry.
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Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow. My brother.
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Serious fucking oh.
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Oh, oh.
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That's if we even care
about convincing that neighbor guy.
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Frankly,
I don't give a shit about him right now.
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I I can't really stop saying,
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hey, I'm going to get off
your door for just a second.
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