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Olya, do you hear yourself?
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I won't give you five billion.
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Three?
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And not three.
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Two, then?
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Olya, we're not at the farmers' market.
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But the treasury has been replenished.
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So what if it has?
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I need to stabilize the currency.
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Olya, I know.Besides stabilizing the...
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Besides the currency,
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we have other issues, like the roads.
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How will the money be used?
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It'll be put to use. How should I know?
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We're Ukrainians.
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We're not used to having...
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money in the treasury.
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Vasya, why are you rattled?
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Why am I rattled?
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I'm not rattled.
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It's as if you all consp...
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As if...
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you conspired.
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Skorik asks for money for uniforms.
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Misha wants money for customs.
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Everyone calls to say "give me"!
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Sergei is the only decent person.
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He doesn't call, doesn't ask.
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There you go. Now he's calling.
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Okay, later. Bye.
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Va...
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Hi. What do you want?
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For what? Ten billion?
Seven? Five? Three? How much?
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What, 2,000 hryvnias?
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To borrow?
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Sorry, old buddy. I'm short on cash.
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From where?
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What, give you tax money?
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Bye, now!
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Look, they're standing around,
not working! Pull over.
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What's there to do?
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Hello.
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Who's in charge?
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I am.
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So what?
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Why aren't you working?
It's not lunchtime.
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Then, what are we doing?
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You're definitely not working.
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Every time I drive here,
there's nothing but potholes.
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Vasyl Petrovych.
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Don't turn us into scapegoats.
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Who's president? You or me?
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What do you mean?
You want me to patch the holes?
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Holes aren't the issue.
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Tell us, what should we fill them with?
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With dog shit?
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The whole crew got
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one bucket of road metal!
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-Is that normal?
-No, it's not.
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So why are you here?
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You're amusing.
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The crew chief called, so we came.
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Is there a roadside section? Yes.
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The crew? Yes.
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Faking work, pardon me,
is also present.
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That's messed up!
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-Petrovych!
-What?
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It's not messed up.
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No, it's f***ed up!
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Pardon my French.
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PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION OF UKRAINE
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Yuriy Ivanovich, the people...
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Don't do that! Cut it out!
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PRIME MINISTER OF UKRAINE
PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE
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What just happened?
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Why the uproar?
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You're as wild as banshees.
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-What's going on with the pharmacies?
-Yuriy Ivanovich!
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You see, the pharmacies are empty.
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Calm down. They're yours.
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You have pharmacies nationwide.
What's wrong?
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The hospitals!
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You want to buy the hospitals?
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I mean, for the state.
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-You want all of the state?
-Yes.
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-Well...
-Yuriy Ivanovich!
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-Yes.
-Roads need to be built.
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We have one good road and it's yours...
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from your estate to your office,
and a highway to your mother-in-law's.
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Six lanes.
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No matter how much you get,
you build roads to your relatives.
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Let's all, in turn, speak constructively.
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-Yes.
-We really need three billion.
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To extract liquefied natural gas.
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Liquefied gas isn't extracted,
it's produced.
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Let's start a producer
that extracts liquefied gas!
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We'll suck oil!
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Suck oil, right?
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Why should you suck
if we've been sucking
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our neighbor's for many years?
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It's better to suck our own
than our neighbors'.
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If no one is healthy,
nobody will be able to suck!
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What's being f***ing healthy got to--
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Culture minister, please.
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You're not in your ministry.
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Watch your words and how you talk.
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A woman is next you,
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motherf***er!
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Sorry, lady. Listen, Yuriy Ivanovich.
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Can I say one word?
Give a little for culture!
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For theater, for ballet,
for cinema at least.
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What a circus!
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And for the circus...
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Hello.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Wait, we need to talk.
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I have lots of work to do.
I'll come by later.
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What's wrong?
The first deputy isn't cutting it?
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She's failing?
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You know already?
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You thought otherwise?
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Actually, yes.
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Sveta swore
that it would be our little secret.
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What were you thinking?
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Vasya...
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I couldn't refuse her.
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I'm scared of her.
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She's a fearful person.
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She manipulates.
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She's a good psychologist.
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Do you hear yourself?
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We're talking about my sister!
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-I wanted to tell her "no".
-Well?
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I had some kind of blackout.
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When I came to,
her job hiring order was before me.
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You don't say!
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-Evidently, my hand, by itself...
-Evidently.
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Now you'll go with that hand
and sign her dismissal order.
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Vasya.
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-I beg you. Calm down.
-What if the press finds out?
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It'll cause a stir!
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No stir. She has a different name.
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It's not about names. It's cronyism.
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-What cronyism?
-This kind!
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Vasya, I...
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I can't fire someone without cause.
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It's labor code abuse.
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Did you hire her based on the code?
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Here it is: either you fire her...
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Or you fire her.
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Or I'll fire you.
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Or she'll fire us.
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We have such a nice--
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Quiet, gentlemen.
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Hello.
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Sorry, colleagues,
for disturbing your meeting.
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I have a wonderful bit of news.
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I wanted to share it.
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There's spare money in the Treasury.
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Vasyl Petrovych!
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We need it!
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Quiet!
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I realize, colleagues,
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each one of your areas
is important for the nation...
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but I've made a decision.
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First, roads.
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-Right. Vasyl Petrovych.
-Yes?
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Maybe we shouldn't just squander the money
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and somehow...
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put it to good use?
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I think it's important and topical.
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That's true, isn't it?
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This is pure utopia.
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I'll try, okay?
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-Yes?
-Yes.
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Sure.
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Infrastructure minister,
come by my office.
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Sure. I understand everything.
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I'm off. Carry on. Excuse me.
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-In one hour.
-Sure, got it.
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Why are you grinning?
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You're living large.
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Our money, surely, for your roads!
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What just happened?
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A covert-op by Svetlana Petrovna
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to check the work of the railways.
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It's the third raid as of this morning.
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We've filled the detention rooms.
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The Odessa rail route is paralyzed.
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Who was just brought in?
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The head of the main rail station,
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the head of the Kiev-Odessa unit,
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plus the manager
of the dining car of that unit.
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What did the manager do?
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The manager is...
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the ex of Svetlana Petrovna.
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What does the head
of the Ukrainian railway have to say?
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Ask him yourself. He's in the third cell.
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He was part of the first group.
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Where's Svetlana Petrovna?
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She's searching
the southern station chief's office.
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Who would have thought?
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DEPUTY HEAD OF THE TAX SERVICE
SVETLANA PETROVNA SAKHNO
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What's this?
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Svetlana Petrovna said
she'd be more comfortable in your office.
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Where should I go?
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She didn't say.
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I see.
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Sergei Pavlovich.
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I'd like to show you
some amusing illustrations.
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Here, for example,
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is the Gdansk-Lodz highway.
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It's 291 kilometers long.
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Impressive? High quality.
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It was built in two-and-a-half years.
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Moving on... Here...
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A section
of the Kosice-Bratislava highway.
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One kilometer of this road costs,
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I imagine,
1.5 million euros less than here.
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This isn't all. Minsk-Brest...
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Here... It looks like a mirror.
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People built a high-quality road.
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It's not needed repairs
since being built.
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Can you imagine? Stuff like that happens!
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These are our neighbors.
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I'm not showing you
pictures of roads in America,
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Germany and Italy
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to mentally bludgeon you.
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Here's a death-defying act.
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Odessa-Ilichyovsk.
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What do you think?
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What a number!
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It's swimmable.
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Here's a portion of the Lutsk-Rovno road.
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Very nice.
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An actual swimming pool.
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You could get spa treatment here.
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Now there's more...
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I don't know where this is
or where it goes,
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but clearly...
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it's not to heaven.
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If we have such roads, why don't we make
the entire country a pedestrian-only zone?
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We won't have national highways
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but national routes.
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Trails, routes, paths
and narrow-gauge railways.
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I have one question for you.
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Why isn't it the same here?
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I agree.
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Our roads do not stand up to scrutiny.
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It's my fault. I'll take action.
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You will.
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Enough with the lame excuses.
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Answer my question: why?
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Vasyl Petrovych...
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we need more money.
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Really?
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I saw huge sums in the estimates.
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The money that goes into your ministry.
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Vasyl Petrovych...
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we have a huge staffing deficit.
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Really?
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According to my data,
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80,000 people work
for the State Highway Service.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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You didn't know?
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-I mean--
-I see.
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Perhaps, it's just that the people
who manage these workers,
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have a huge mental deficit.
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What do you think?
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-Sure.
-Really?
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00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,160
That is, there are many reasons.
272
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,440
Also, the severe Ukrainian cold weather.
273
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,600
Then, how do you think roads function
in Norway and Finland?
274
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,960
Ever think about that?
275
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:30,840
-No.
-No?
276
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That is, yes.
277
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,960
You see, Vasyl Petrovych,
278
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we have difficult terrain.
279
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,600
Very.
280
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,440
In addition,
281
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,680
Ukraine is located
282
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,840
at the junction of tectonic plates.
283
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,080
-The junction of plates.
-The junction.
284
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,760
Yes, I've read about this.
285
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,080
The Karakoram Highway.
286
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,760
Situated 4,700 meters above sea level.
287
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,640
-4,700?
-4,700.
288
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,280
-4,700.
-No more lame excuses.
289
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,000
Vasyl Petrovych,
290
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,320
maybe we got hexed?
291
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,000
We got hexed?
292
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,240
Enough. You're infrastructure minister.
293
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,200
Please prepare a schedule and the amounts
for the roadwork.
294
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,880
Start with the capital city.
295
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,160
In one day? Do it in just one day?
296
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,320
One day is more than enough!
297
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,840
Are you the infrastructure minister,
or not?
298
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,120
Are you head of the Highway Service
or not? Then listen.
299
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,600
If there aren't
normal roads in Kiev by tomorrow,
300
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,320
you'll be a roller man
for the rest of your life!
301
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,280
Are you head of the Kiev Highway or not?
302
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,880
Either get the roads in Kiev
smooth by tomorrow,
303
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,960
or I'll become a roller man
and will roll you under asphalt.
304
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,000
Do you run the district or not?
305
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,160
Look here. Mark my words.
306
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,640
Either we roll the asphalt
or they roll it over us. Got it?
307
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,840
Do you run the section or not?
308
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,040
Look here. If I hear again
that you're stealing road metal...
309
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,720
What's there to steal?
310
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,160
It's been stolen three times over!
311
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,040
And who was selling road metal
at the flea market?
312
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120
F***k, I was!
313
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,640
I was selling it!
314
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,760
Don't worry, I'll sell it again.
315
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,080
Because my children
don't want to eat road metal.
316
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,040
You piece of shit!
We haven't been paid in three months!
317
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,480
The district is owed 10 million!
318
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,640
Pay the debt and nobody will steal.
319
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,000
We'll finish it in one f**king month.
320
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,640
Reporting...
321
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,200
We need two months and 20 million.
322
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,600
We need six months and 400 million.
323
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,160
Hello, Sergei Pavlovich.
We need a year and one billion.
324
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,760
Vasyl Petrovych,
325
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,600
I researched the query.
326
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,200
To repair roads in Kiev,
we need two years,
327
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,960
and two billion.
328
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,160
Indeed, not in hryvnias.
329
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,040
Sveta!
330
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,680
What are you doing?
331
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,160
Do you realize what this can lead to?
332
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,720
Have you lost your marbles?
333
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,000
Free everyone immediately
334
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,960
and apologize to each one personally!
335
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,520
Sound good?
336
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,040
-Convincing.
-Really? Good.
337
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,840
Now, Misha.
338
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,960
What are you doing in my office?
339
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,440
Sveta...
340
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:00,960
I mean...
341
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,400
What?
342
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,520
-Just--
-If you're unsettled, then stay.
343
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,400
No, I'm not...
344
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,640
Still here?
345
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,440
Out.
It's a confidential discussion. Move it.
346
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,760
Shut the door. Well done.
347
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,280
Can you explain this to me?
348
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,400
-What the hell is going on?
-Misha--
349
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,480
On what basis are you arresting people
350
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,600
without due process?
351
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,240
Misha, nobody is arresting anyone anymore.
352
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,120
Everyone is free. Much obliged.
353
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,120
Listen, Sveta...
354
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,640
Close your eyes.
355
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,280
Open your mouth.
356
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,200
I really don't have time for this.
357
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,040
What is this?
358
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,800
What is this?
359
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,160
Redemption for a quiet life.
360
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,040
Alright.
361
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,720
You split it.
362
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,600
I trust you.
363
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,920
I think 70-30
is true to one's conscience.
364
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,840
Sveta...
365
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,240
Okay, 40-60.
366
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,680
Sveta!
367
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,160
What, Misha, have you become wiser?
Okay, 50-50.
368
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,320
Agreed!
369
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,280
Right, I need an order.
370
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,480
From you, I need a special unit.
371
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,840
I want to pay a visit
to the Kiev customs office.
372
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,600
One squad should do. No, give me two!
373
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440
Done.
374
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,600
Look at this.
375
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,480
Blind me...
376
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,920
You woke up to the situation.
377
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,240
Well done.
378
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,280
Now the surprise...
379
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,600
from the bunny.
380
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,080
Sanin!
381
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:43,880
Listen, you...
382
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,920
You what, fired me? Sanin!
383
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,640
Are you crazy? You can't fire me!
384
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,160
Do you hear me? You can't...
385
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,200
You can't fire me, Sanin!
386
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,360
I'm the president's sister!
387
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,920
Here you are.
Here's everything on Vasyl Petrovych.
388
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,359
I sifted through
all the police statements since 1985.
389
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,319
Everything until 1985...
390
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,839
is in the archives.
391
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,800
We'll check the archives.
392
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,640
Sorry for making you
393
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,880
dig through papers.
394
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,119
It's better to clean the blank spots now.
395
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:16,720
Otherwise...
396
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,720
the press could get word.
397
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,920
No problem.
398
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,920
If the security service needs it,
399
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,520
we're happy to help.
400
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,119
July 1985.
401
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,079
Shattered glass with a ball.
402
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,920
That happens to everyone.
403
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,800
Children.
404
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,960
September 1988.
405
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,200
Making noise in the entrance. Small time.
406
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,240
1995.
407
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,480
Poisoned a dog.
408
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,200
This is something.
409
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,880
The dog died of natural causes.
410
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,400
It was old.
411
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,640
I see.
412
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,680
2001.
413
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,120
Attempted rape.
414
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,800
Now this is of interest.
415
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,040
Why wasn't the case sent to court?
416
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,360
Are there fingerprints,
forensics and witness statements?
417
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,600
Spiridonova,
418
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,080
date of birth, 1934.
419
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:07,960
That's...
420
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,880
How old was she then?
421
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,600
67.
422
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,200
She's 81 now.
423
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,120
She's registered
424
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,240
at the psych clinic.
425
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,480
Schizophrenia.
426
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,840
Of the paranoid type.
427
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,560
All of these statements
are from Spiridonova.
428
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,400
I have similar statements
for every resident of the building.
429
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,080
Pity.
430
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,680
Why is it a pity?
431
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,280
I pity Spiridonova.
432
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Right. Truly a pity.
433
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,120
Besides crazy people's statements,
434
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,360
there's nothing else?
435
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,800
No, nothing else.
436
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,960
By the way,
the president's security also came by.
437
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,800
I told them the same thing.
438
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,040
Krivitsky?
439
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,040
Maybe Krivitsky, I don't know.
440
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,240
That's what I said,
441
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,400
Vasyl Petrovych is clean before the law.
442
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,160
Do you need these statements?
443
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,280
No.
444
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,200
No one...
445
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,680
needs it anymore.
446
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,800
Svetlana Petrovna, your meteoric riseended with such a sharp fall.
447
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,280
You didn't last one day on the job.
448
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,280
The reason?
449
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,640
The reason is that I re-examined
450
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,000
my attitudetowards this so-called position.
451
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,040
I totally agree with Mikheil Saakashvili.
452
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:22,440
That is, that the president's relativeshave no place in civil service.
453
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,640
Therefore, I don't wantto smear and sling mud,
454
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,360
so to say, on my own brother,
455
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,240
the president.
456
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,360
I don't get it.
457
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,840
Did you quit, or did they fire you?
458
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,440
Dad, did you hear
what the person on TV said?
459
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,440
I didn't want to hurt Vasya, understand?
460
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,720
I thought maybe you didn't know
where or what to take.
461
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,680
What do you mean?
462
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,360
What do you mean?
463
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,640
More important, actually, is when.
464
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,880
When people in this country
want to begin a new life,
465
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,320
you, the president's father,
466
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,760
say such things to me,
the president's sister,
467
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,480
before the president's niece.
468
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,160
-Dad!
-I didn't say anything.
469
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,600
I think it's prestigious
to be the tax service deputy head.
470
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,880
Being Ukraine's ambassador
to the UN is also prestigious.
471
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,720
Sure, Mukhin called me.
472
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,440
He said, "Be ambassador to India.
473
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,000
To Tunisia, Egypt. Come on!"
474
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,600
I said...
475
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,600
"And the language?"
476
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,120
Do I have a higher education
in international relations?
477
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,440
Then, it's cronyism.
478
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,880
Vasya also...
479
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,320
"You'll be chief of staff
for the president's office."
480
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,240
I say, "Brother!
481
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,560
You're not a brother to me
after making such an offer!"
482
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,240
For 20 years, we haven't got rid
of this cronyism!
483
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,120
Mom, I'm going.
484
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,720
Okay. Be home by midnight. Don't be late.
485
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,120
Dad, are you nuts?
Don't say it in front of the child.
486
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,480
I don't get what he's doing.
487
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,880
Me neither. It's like, what? Before Vasya,
all the presidents were orphans?
488
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,560
No sisters or relatives?
489
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,720
They had it made, no doubt!
490
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,360
Even first and second cousins!
491
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,840
But it ends here.
The trough is nailed shut!
492
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,800
Maybe he's not our blood?
493
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,720
Maybe they switched him at birth
494
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,320
with some kind of freak?
495
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,040
It's all maternal upbringing!
496
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,840
Early on,
she felt bad taking from the sick.
497
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,320
I think, why did I feel bad?
498
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,800
I should have choked him
with tights as a child.
499
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,080
There are 197 countries,
but nowhere for me to be an envoy!
500
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,000
My words, too!
501
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,360
Does he have 100 fathers?
502
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,880
One father. One sister.
503
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,680
Make the sister railway minister
504
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,160
and father, head of customs.
505
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,440
For a year, or for six months.
Two months is even enough.
506
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,920
-Yes.
-The nation won't die!
507
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,760
Exactly. Dad, what's wrong with you?
Do you have a brain?
508
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,800
Are you nuts? What are you saying?
509
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,480
Do you have a conscience?
510
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,920
How can you say such things?
511
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,200
Do you realize that if you steal,
I steal and she steals,
512
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280
nothing will remain in the country?
513
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,600
The children, grand...
514
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,040
Why did you return?
515
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,640
-I forgot my purse.
-I see.
516
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,560
-Don't be late.
-Okay.
517
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,600
You'll give me a heart attack.
518
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,080
Daddy.
519
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,400
Get stuffed.
520
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,720
Yes, Olya. I told you already,
I won't give you five billion.
521
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,080
Look, I don't need your five billion.
522
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,840
You could have sent
523
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,720
one message.
524
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,400
What kind of message?
525
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,520
I don't know...
526
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,520
"Olya, happy name-day."
527
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,440
Oh, sorry, Olya.
528
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,080
Sorry. You see, today with the money,
we turned it around.
529
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,280
Olya.
530
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,960
My darling, beloved, happy name-day.
531
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:39,840
Thanks.
532
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,400
Not at all, sweetie.
533
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,160
Any plans?
534
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,360
Plans? Just...
535
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,920
I got together with the girls.
536
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,200
We decided
537
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,120
to throw a party.
538
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,720
Nice idea.
539
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,000
Where's Dima?
540
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,640
Dima is with your ex mother-in-law.
541
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,520
Mother-in-laws are for life.
542
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,920
Don't stay out too late.
543
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,520
Say hi to the girls.
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Kisses. Bye.
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Translated by Mark P. Raczkiewycz
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