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Ugh! This pick sucks.
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My strap's not right. That's...
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Okay. Okay, there we go.
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Cocks.
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All right, hold on.
Let's scoop that midrange.
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Nice.
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One, two, three, four!
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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What was that?
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I was just... You said play something fast.
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Did you read the music
that I wrote for you?
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Yeah.
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Do you know what polyrhythms are?
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Yeah.
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I don't.
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These aren't my drums.
They belong to Hunter.
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And he came up with the band name.
I don't play the drums, I play the drum.
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This drum, in marching band for two years.
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I do it to get out of PE,
but Hunter says that doesn't matter.
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All it takes to be great
is commitment and sacrifice,
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which is what metal's all about.
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Or maybe it's about power,
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or sticking it to the man,
or denim, or motorcycles, or speed,
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or the devil.
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I don't totally understand it,
but Hunter says I don't have to.
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All I have to do is...
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- Play something heavy, man.
- Okay.
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Like, uh... "Rock of Ages"?
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Heavy.
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Play... something heavy.
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Play... something heavy.
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We need a bass player.
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- Mm.
- A bass player will be huge for us.
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- Yeah, no doubt.
- No doubt.
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No doubt.
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Stop. Stop.
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That's enough for today.
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Emily, can I talk to you for a second?
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The song you're playing
is not the song they are playing.
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I'm not sure you're even playing a march.
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We've talked about this.
You have to listen and play.
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It's an orchestra, right?
I know we're in a marching band, but...
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I see you're upset.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck! I don't give a fuck
about what I'm playing!
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I don't give a fuck
about what they're playing!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck your shitty band!
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Fucking bullshit!
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- Too bad she can't play like she throws.
- I don't give a fuck, so fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Cunt!
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You can't say that in America.
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That seems pretty metal to me,
but I'm not sure.
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I'll ask Hunter about it.
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He's been into many things
since I met him,
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but he's stuck with metal
longer than any of them.
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When his mom left in seventh grade,
he decided it was the key to everything.
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If we devote ourselves to metal,
we'll own this school.
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Watch it.
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Everybody will see what we
really are and worship us like gods.
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I'm willing to give it a try.
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Hunter's been my best friend
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ever since he stopped Molly Levine
from pulling out my hair in third grade.
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He always looks out for me.
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Skip Hoffman sucks pig dicks.
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I don't think he was trying to hit me.
I was just in the way.
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- Clay Moss.
- You ready for the game?
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What I'm ready for
is your homecoming after-party, man.
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Yep, my parents are in Geneva.
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So bring the whole school
if you want, man, seriously.
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- Tell whoever. Everybody's invited.
- All right.
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- Peace out, bro.
- Catch you.
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Hey, man.
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What's up?
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Asked your mom about the double bass kit?
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What'd she say?
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She said she doesn't have
a thousand dollars.
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Okay, well, what about
a double bass pedal?
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Won't get the resonance,
but we'll have that attack.
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Yeah, she said
she doesn't have $150 either.
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She's in my speech class.
I think she's English.
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Scottish. I don't know.
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I heard she went apeshit
on the band teacher.
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Yeah.
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That's one messed up chick.
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♪ The club isn't the best place
To find a lover ♪
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♪ So the bar is where I go ♪
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I've never been to a party.
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I always wondered
what people like this did at them.
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People whose bands
didn't have names like Skullfucker.
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Now I know.
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Here we are...
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in the middle of it all.
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♪ And then we start to dance
And now I'm singing like ♪
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♪ Girl, you know I want your love ♪
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♪ Your love was handmade... ♪
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This rules.
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Awesome idea.
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He said everybody's invited.
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♪ Boy, let's not talk too much... ♪
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How do they do it?
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What are you talking about?
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This is like three chords and they still
can't get it right. They suck.
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Look at the drummer.
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He's high out of his mind.
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I mean, them, all of them.
How did they just... do this,
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like it's the easiest thing ever?
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Okay, listen to me.
Things are gonna happen for us.
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Someday, all these people
are gonna be like,
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"Holy shit!
Kevin Schlieb and Hunter Sylvester?"
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"I went to high school with those guys."
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"I could've even hung out
with them, maybe."
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But it's gonna be too late,
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'cause we're gonna be too busy hanging out
with the guys from Iron Maiden.
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♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
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♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
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♪ Every day discovering
Something brand-new ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm in love with the shape of you
One week in... ♪
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Great.
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Hunter, it's not that bad, actually,
once you get used to it. Seriously.
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Hunter, seriously,
our band is gonna be so awesome.
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I'm gonna practice like five hours a day.
I'm gonna be better than Ringo Starr.
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- Mmm.
- Hey!
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Whoo! Heavy metal rules!
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I have to go pee.
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- I'll drive you home when you're finished.
- After. After pee-pee.
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, hol up, hol up, hol up ♪
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♪ We dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, hol up, hol up, pop a bottle... ♪
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What are you staring at?
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You.
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Why?
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Because you're pretty.
Why else do people stare at you?
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People don't stare at me.
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- That's dumb.
- What?
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Why don't they?
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I could give you a million reasons.
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My face is too narrow...
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I am talking to a girl.
I'm not even afraid of her.
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Beer is amazing.
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...and I'm very pale.
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This party was a great idea.
I don't care what Hunter says.
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- And my nose...
- Even he must be having fun right now.
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What's happening, man?
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Hey, he just called you a dipshit.
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- No. No, I...
- What did you call me?
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I didn't say anything to anybody. I swear.
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Yes, you did.
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Really?
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Really.
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That's why they don't stare at me.
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They all stare at her.
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Her? I could've stared at her.
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I... I don't... I don't know either of you.
I'm an impartmentege.
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I'm an impart... impartial judge.
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You're funny.
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Ow!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Are you good, bruh? You hurt?
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- Here, let me help you.
- No, no. Let me help you.
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Take lessons.
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- You guys suck... bruh.
- Ooh.
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I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Do you play?
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Yeah, I have a band.
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Me and my friend over here. A real band.
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A serious band.
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Not like you fucktards.
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Got it. Um, I guess we'll be seeing you
at the Battle of the Bands then.
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There hasn't been a Battle of the Bands
since Dave Migdall hung brain on stage.
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There is this year.
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Go sign up with Dean Swanson,
but maybe don't say "fucktard,"
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'cause she's
a Special Olympics ambassador.
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All right, guys.
Let's keep this party going!
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Give me your car keys.
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Come on.
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Mm.
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Hey.
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I was next.
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Hunter, I am busy.
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If you'd like to wait
until I am done with the Merinos...
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I demand you let us compete
in the Battle of the Bands.
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Okay.
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Not letting us play just because
we're a post-death metal band
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would be a complete violation
of our First Amendment rights.
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Your First Amendment rights
as a minor are unclear,
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but I agree it would be wrong
to exclude you.
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So why didn't
anybody tell us about it?
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- I wasn't aware you had a death metal...
- Post-death.
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Thank you, Frank.
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A post-death metal band.
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You're welcome to participate,
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as long as your performance
is appropriate.
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I had to work on her, but we're in.
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Awesome.
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So I guess we should start
looking for a bass player, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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This is huge for us.
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Battle of the Bands is where
it starts for people. Check it out.
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Troy Nix.
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Jesus.
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Guitarist and singer of Kiloton,
Battle of the Bands winners 1996.
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They were gods.
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No one in this school
liked heavy music same as now,
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but Kiloton terrorized their way
straight to victory.
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By 1997,
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they were considered the greatest
unsigned metal band in the country.
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They could have been right up there
with Metallica or Pantera,
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but they broke up.
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I think drinking was involved.
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But you and me,
that's not gonna happen to us.
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This is our moment.
Heavy music is gonna rise up.
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We win the Battle of the Bands,
parlay that win into gigs,
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and then those gigs score us a deal.
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Okay. Uh...
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What kind of deal?
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Cocks. Okay.
I've gotta get all the way to C Hall.
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But, um, meet me after school.
We've got work to do.
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Hail Satan.
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'Sup, Robbie?
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- Hop in.
- Where are we going?
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♪ You'll take my life
But I'll take yours too... ♪
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It doesn't seem metal
to ask if he's got his dad's permission,
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so I won't.
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But this...
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This definitely seems metal, right?
I mean, I think it does.
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I'm not sure my mom and dad will.
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These drums
are gonna be huge for us.
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He's right.
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They're huge.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Can I borrow the car?
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If you drop your brother off first.
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Your father will pick him up
between shifts.
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I'm the best at crawl,
and I can tread water the second longest.
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That's good, Earl.
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And I can do the best cannonball,
everybody says.
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What's all this stuff?
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My drums.
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Drums are dumb.
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Yeah.
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I thought you were a clarinet player.
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No. No.
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That was just so
I could do marching band instead of PE.
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I do that too.
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I'm Kevin.
254
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083
Emily.
255
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:00,958
Um...
256
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,166
I saw you on the field.
257
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875
Yeah, that was my fault.
258
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,291
I hadn't taken my meds for, like...
259
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,166
...a week.
260
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,291
I... I take Pepcid, so...
261
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,458
Mm.
262
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,250
Do you like... heavy metal at all?
263
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,666
Like Rock of Ages?
264
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:34,791
Uh, no.
265
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,958
More like...
266
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,875
post-death doom metal?
267
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,458
I don't know what that is.
268
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:36,500
And the Slippers of Spider Climbing
go to Malmsteen of Gorgoroth.
269
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:43,250
What kind of girlie name
is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?
270
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,000
I don't know, Dad. Why don't you ask
one of your real housewives
271
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,125
while you're shoving water balloons
into their tits?
272
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500
Plastic surgeon.
273
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,666
I understand Dungeons & Dragons
even less than metal,
274
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,208
but it's a chance for us
to hang out with new people,
275
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,541
especially ones who play the bass.
276
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,458
Malmsteen...
277
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,250
If he joins Skullfucker,
then we're a band, right?
278
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,541
So we can play Battle of the Bands.
279
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,500
If people like us,
maybe they'll ask us to play some parties.
280
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,750
I hope Hunter likes this guy.
281
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,000
Sometimes he's not so nice to people
when he's uncomfortable.
282
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,392
Being around his dad makes him...
283
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,541
Well, Malmsteen just can't believe
284
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,083
that a halfling rogue
would be dumb and ungrateful enough
285
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,625
to try and rip off a half-orc barbarian
286
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,916
who just saved him from five ice toads.
287
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,625
But he thinks he'll show mercy.
288
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,666
Until he remembers
that mercy is for the weak.
289
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,250
Malmsteen pulls out Hell Slinger,
his +3 great sword...
290
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,166
Hunter.
291
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,208
...and he tells Auriac Stormhollow
to shut his glory hole
292
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,250
before he starts his first attack.
293
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,625
- Plus ten, that's a hit.
- Hunter, don't be an idiot.
294
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,666
He runs the blade
between the thief's ribs.
295
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,333
Second attack.
296
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,416
Uh-oh!
297
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,500
There goes the leg.
298
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,625
And for the final attack...
299
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,250
Oh, shit.
300
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,333
Head over to Dr. Sylvester's
for some post-op implants,
301
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,041
because I just chopped off your dick.
302
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,625
Sure. Sure.
303
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,958
You just remember that those implants
are what paid for your guitar,
304
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,583
your incel action figures,
305
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:22,541
and all your dumbass
Satan-worship T-shirts!
306
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,500
I'm gonna go play tennis!
307
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,916
Did you see my American Express?
308
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,583
Where are you going?
309
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,791
Leaving.
310
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,916
This sucks compared to Call of Duty.
Kevin, see you in class.
311
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,958
Hunter, we were going to ask him
to play bass for us.
312
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,291
He says he's pretty good.
313
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,125
It's for the best.
We can never trust a guy like that.
314
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,388
I'm telling you,
she's really good.
315
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,083
We need a bass player.
A metal bass player.
316
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,166
She can be metal.
317
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,583
That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
318
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,500
Why? Why is that the most ridiculous thing
you've ever heard?
319
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,333
Because a cello-playing girl
is so non-metal
320
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,000
that even thinking about it
is evaporating my balls.
321
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708
A lot of the time, Hunter,
I don't know what you're talking about.
322
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,708
Metal, not metal... Uh...
323
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,458
Maybe I'm just not right for Skullfucker.
324
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,500
Okay, switch places with me.
325
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,041
- What?
- Just do it.
326
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,333
Slide over.
Open the door, but don't get out.
327
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,267
- Did you get her number?
- Of course I got it.
328
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,458
Then, what is it?
329
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,059
I know I said I'd get her number,
but I got her Snapchat.
330
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,666
- Snapchat is actually...
- No! No, no, no, no.
331
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,666
- No, no, no, no.
- It's fine.
332
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,500
- It's the same thing.
- It's not the same thing. You know it.
333
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,125
What?
334
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,041
Suck it, cunt.
335
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,666
Ow!
336
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
Go, go! Fuck!
337
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,333
Go! Fuck! Fuck!
338
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,208
Go, go, go, go, go!
339
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,083
Why? Why did you do that?
340
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,833
Truth to power, bitch! Drive!
341
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,458
Why?
342
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,000
♪ Faster than a bullet ♪
343
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,375
♪ Terrifying scream ♪
344
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,375
♪ Enraged and full of anger ♪
345
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,208
♪ He's half man and half machine ♪
346
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,750
Drive. If he gets close enough,
you're just as fucked as I am.
347
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,958
You slow down, you die. That's metal.
348
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,333
That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!
349
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,125
♪ Planets devastated ♪
350
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,416
Oh, shit.
351
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,166
♪ Mankind's on its knees... ♪
352
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,728
Watch out. He'll see you in the mirrors
if he gets close enough.
353
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291
What am I doing? Oh, God!
354
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,541
You're an asshole.
355
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:58,541
♪ Evil's going under deadly wheels ♪
356
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:03,208
♪ He is the Painkiller... ♪
357
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,833
Okay. We can shake him.
358
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,583
Turn left on Aspen.
359
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,125
Oh.
360
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,166
- Don't slow down. Keep going straight.
- To where? Where?
361
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,916
- There!
- I... We will not fit in there!
362
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,125
I know this car!
363
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,458
Fucking do it!
364
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,166
Whoo!
365
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,958
- No, no, no!
- Whoo!
366
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,708
Oh, fuck!
367
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,208
Oh, shit.
368
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,458
Whoa!
369
00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,916
Fuck you! Fuck you!
370
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:51,958
Dude.
371
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,625
I understand now.
372
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,041
Metal is commitment,
373
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,500
and speaking truth to power,
and sticking it to the man, and speed.
374
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,083
That was fucking awesome.
375
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,083
Metal is taking the wheel.
376
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:13,833
What's this?
377
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,250
Homework.
378
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:18,875
Black Sabbath.
379
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,208
Iron Maiden.
380
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:23,958
Judas Priest.
381
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,333
Metallica.
382
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,125
Anthrax.
383
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,208
Slayer.
384
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,625
Megadeth.
385
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,500
Motörhead.
386
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,875
Guns N' Roses.
387
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,583
Rage Against the Machine.
388
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:36,041
Pantera.
389
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,625
Emperor. Tool. Dio.
390
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,875
Meshuggah. Opeth. Slipknot.
391
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,625
Mastodon. Lamb of God.
392
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:44,208
This is your history now.
393
00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,500
Learn it. Live it.
394
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:49,000
Do lines of it in the bathroom.
395
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,125
I'll be working on this.
396
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:56,000
It's the solo to "Machinery."
397
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,250
It fucking shreds.
398
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,330
I had these made up.
399
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:03,833
For luck.
400
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,416
I'll get to work on this, then.
401
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:20,958
Cocks.
402
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,333
Fuck me, okay.
403
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,708
Ah!
404
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,791
Fuck.
405
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:36,625
♪ Generals gathered in their masses ♪
406
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:42,083
♪ Just like witches at black masses ♪
407
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,458
♪ Evil minds that plot destruction ♪
408
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:52,583
♪ Sorcerer of death's construction ♪
409
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:58,625
♪ In the fields, the bodies burning ♪
410
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:03,708
♪ As the war machine keeps turning ♪
411
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:09,125
♪ Death and hatred to mankind ♪
412
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,958
♪ Poisoning their brainwashed minds ♪
413
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,208
♪ Oh, Lord, yeah! ♪
414
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:50,541
♪ Politicians hide themselves away ♪
415
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,500
♪ They only started the war ♪
416
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,458
♪ Why should they go out to fight? ♪
417
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,750
♪ They leave that role to the poor ♪
418
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,208
♪ Yeah! ♪
419
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,083
Hey. Um...
420
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,666
Hi.
421
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,750
Man, she's amazing.
422
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,916
Maybe Hunter'll change his mind about her
when I tell him how much she shreds.
423
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,500
...enunciation and projection.
424
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,041
These are two of the most important tools
in your communications toolbox.
425
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:47,500
Enunciation is the way we shape
the sounds that come out of our mouths.
426
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:50,333
Uh...
427
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,875
Dean Swanson
wants to see Hunter Sylvester.
428
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:14,166
♪ I think that someone
Is trying to kill me ♪
429
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,291
♪ Infecting my blood ♪
430
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,833
♪ And destroying my mind ♪
431
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:32,375
They only got
suspended two weeks.
432
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,250
Swanson wanted a month,
but their ass-rapist coach intervened.
433
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, still, they're gone.
434
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,833
They can't come back
to campus or anything.
435
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,956
But when they come back,
they'll totally ass-rape me
436
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,800
for getting them suspended
in the first place.
437
00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:44,708
Getting them suspended? It's their fault.
438
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:45,833
They defaced your hair.
439
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,416
I flicked him in the chops first.
440
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,458
Okay, well, at Clay Moss's party,
441
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,701
they pushed you into the speaker
in front of everybody.
442
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,625
They started it.
443
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,375
Yeah, I don't think
your average suburban Nazi shitbag
444
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,458
is gonna see it that way.
445
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:04,833
How is it?
446
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,125
It's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
447
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,208
Yeah.
448
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:14,000
Yeah, I kind of look like Jason Newsted
from Metallica, the bass player.
449
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,500
Hmm.
450
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,791
Oh, right, the one who got fired.
451
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,458
It's more Viking than Newsted.
452
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,416
Yeah, like the school mascot.
453
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,375
No. No, not like the school mascot.
454
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,458
Less like the school mascot
than anything on Earth.
455
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,340
More like a baby's dick
than the school mascot.
456
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,376
If a baby's dick grew its own baby dick,
then my hair would be more like...
457
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,583
Sorry I'm so late.
Glad you guys are still here.
458
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,583
No... No problem.
459
00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,166
No, yeah, not at all.
460
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,541
Uh... Yeah. Um, so...
461
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,250
Um...
462
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,791
What do you know?
463
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:08,083
Well, how about you guys start playing
and I'll work my way in.
464
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,500
Cool.
465
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,791
Um...
466
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,551
How far have you gone in the... the thing...
467
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,541
Yeah. I... I got through Metallica,
Judas Priest.
468
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,726
I'm in the middle of Slayer right now
and I'm having a little bit of trouble...
469
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,916
Okay. Okay. Let's try, uh...
470
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,958
Let's try "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Okay? You got it, Kev?
471
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, okay.
472
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,041
One, two, three, four. One, two.
473
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, man.
474
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Let's...
475
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,125
That was cool.
Le... Um, let's try playing the song.
476
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,291
Let's try playing the song,
477
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,291
and we can see
how we vibe together as a band,
478
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:20,000
and then we'll work on
all the stage-show elements later.
479
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,083
Right. Cool.
480
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:27,208
Two, three, four.
481
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:50,500
I just...
482
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,583
Um, I'm, like, kind of getting confused,
'cause I just don't know what else to do.
483
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:57,541
Dude, you can play,
or you can be wasted,
484
00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,541
but you can't play wasted.
It's not working out.
485
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:02,000
We don't need a bass player
to beat those stooges.
486
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708
Just keep it us two.
487
00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:07,541
Okay. Like, uh... White Stripes.
488
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:10,416
Weak. No, here, check this out.
489
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,541
It's just two guys.
490
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,375
It means that we wouldn't have to split
our contest winnings three ways...
491
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,166
Something to consider.
492
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,916
That's mean.
493
00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:00,125
Yeah, it is.
494
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,142
It doesn't feel
like a good time to tell Hunter
495
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:08,083
that I don't wanna be in a band
that sounds like people being tortured.
496
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:12,166
But I think it's time for him to seriously
consider the only good option we have.
497
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,666
No, it's a great option.
498
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,625
It is time to speak truth to power.
499
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,583
We have, like, two weeks,
and she can learn everything in two days.
500
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,375
It's nothing personal, Emily.
501
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,916
It's just you're not consistent
with the image we're trying to project...
502
00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:28,916
like I told Kevin.
503
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,791
Is it because she's a girl?
504
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:33,666
No.
505
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:37,000
Well... what about Joan Jett?
506
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,083
Doesn't she rock?
507
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,750
Um, the... What about The Runaways?
508
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:42,875
That's Joan Jett.
509
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,291
- Okay. Well, there's Lita Ford.
- That's The Runaways.
510
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,458
And there's, um...
511
00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,541
There's, uh... What's her... Um...
512
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,791
- Kevin.
- Uh, what... what's...
513
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:53,541
- What's the one with the song...
- Kevin.
514
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:55,625
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
515
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,916
Kevin, we are a metal band.
516
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,666
We are not an indie metal band.
We are not an alt-metal band.
517
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,083
We are not a sort of metal band.
We are a metal band.
518
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,541
And for us to have a cello player
instead of a bass player
519
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:06,916
would be completely gay.
520
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,083
Uh...
521
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,541
♪ Grinder ♪
522
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:15,208
♪ Looking for meat ♪
523
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,916
♪ Grinder ♪
524
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,833
♪ Wants you to eat ♪
525
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,625
You've gotta take all that in context.
526
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,416
Gay?
527
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,333
Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker.
528
00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:32,791
Skullfucker.
529
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,958
You named it that to impress girls?
530
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:37,416
We're gonna die virgins
in a band called Skullfucker.
531
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,458
What I meant was, we're not...
532
00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:45,500
Oh, come on. Like she didn't know.
533
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,416
Hello?
534
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,000
- Hey. It's Kevin.
- Oh.
535
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,583
Hey.
536
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,916
Uh, hey, I... wanted to apologize
537
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,083
again for Hunter being so rude, and...
538
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,250
- That stuff he said. He...
- It's okay.
539
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,541
I'm one too.
540
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,291
Hm?
541
00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,416
A virgin.
542
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,625
I know, it's a shocker.
543
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:26,458
Oh, um... Uh, no,
544
00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:31,458
I was talking about that stuff
he said about girl cello players
545
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,125
in a metal band being gay.
546
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,708
Right. Sorry. Eh...
547
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,892
First of all,
that's a totally messed up thing to say.
548
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,041
Well, maybe he's right.
549
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,375
No, he's not, and... you're not.
550
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:42,375
Not what?
551
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,958
Are we talking gayness,
or heavy metal, or virginity?
552
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,875
Uh, um...
553
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,416
All of them, I think. Uh...
554
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,041
They seem related.
555
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:56,416
You are, right?
556
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,000
Gay? I don't think so.
557
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,833
I guess there's sort of a spectrum.
558
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:00,916
A virgin.
559
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,625
Oh, um...
560
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:08,083
Yes, definitely.
561
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:10,583
Hm...
562
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:14,458
Do... you want to?
563
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,583
To...
564
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,500
Do you want to not be?
565
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,125
I, uh...
566
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,083
Y... yes.
567
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,291
Uh, um... Uh, do you?
568
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,958
- You know where Temple Solel is?
- On Cleavy? Yeah.
569
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,625
Will you meet me
in the car park in a half hour?
570
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,708
Oh, and can you bring thingies?
571
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,875
For your thingy?
572
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,333
Hey, Mom. Uh...
573
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,875
- I need the car.
- Okay.
574
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:54,833
Well, your father should be back
from the shop around 8:00.
575
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,875
- And then we...
- Mom, I need the car.
576
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,750
Fucking...
577
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,666
I know. I know.
578
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,625
We said 6:15.
579
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,791
It is now 8:00.
580
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,000
- Well, something came up.
- What?
581
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:28,750
What came up?
582
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,375
Nothing.
583
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,578
I thought it was something.
You said it was something.
584
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,125
Well, I was wrong. It was nothing.
585
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:43,625
I can imagine something
being more important than a band practice.
586
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:45,791
Actually, I can't.
587
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:49,291
But I definitely can't see how nothing
could be more important, Kevin.
588
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,583
Well, nothing
is more important.
589
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,291
Or nothing isn't more important.
590
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,208
What I mean...
591
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,375
I don't need Abbott and Costello
from you, okay?
592
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,541
I need a drummer. A real drummer.
593
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,708
Metal is commitment, Kevin.
594
00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,708
It's dedication, sacrifice,
595
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,208
mortification of the flesh
and all that shit.
596
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,291
It's serious.
597
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,666
And if you're not gonna be,
598
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,590
if you'll be all "girls with cello,
showing up whenever I feel like it,"
599
00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:13,916
then this isn't gonna work.
600
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,750
And we won't win the Battle of the Bands,
601
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:18,750
and then you're gonna be a loser
for the rest of your life.
602
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,333
Hey.
603
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:57,958
Hey!
604
00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,958
- Hey!
- Oh, hey.
605
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:03,791
Hi.
606
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,458
Where did you learn how to play?
607
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:06,541
Uh...
608
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,458
I don't know.
609
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:10,791
My friend just gave me these songs,
and I practiced them.
610
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:14,041
I'm not, you know,
a real drummer or anything.
611
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,583
Are you fucking high?
612
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,458
That was intense.
613
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,125
Yeah?
614
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:22,000
Have you got a minute?
615
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:37,916
Are they all like this? Just pretty much
the same beat all the way through?
616
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,083
- Yeah.
- Pretty much.
617
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:43,708
Please, Kevin. I promised my sister,
and she's so psyched to have us play.
618
00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:46,500
But Ray's not getting out of rehab
for another month,
619
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,291
and we're tired of playing
with a wasted drummer.
620
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,226
- Yeah, man.
- Fuck that dummy.
621
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,708
I would like to,
622
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,750
but it's like I said,
I'm in this band with Hunter,
623
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:58,958
and Battle of the Bands
is really important to him.
624
00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:02,250
- Lots of guys are in two bands.
- Eric Clapton was in, like, 60 bands.
625
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,916
And I heard you play, man.
626
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,666
You could learn our songs in ten minutes.
627
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,625
Don't even worry
about the Battle of the Bands for now,
628
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,083
just my sister's wedding.
629
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,583
- Let me think about it.
- I feel you.
630
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,791
But the wedding's this weekend,
631
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250
so don't think too long.
632
00:45:30,291 --> 00:45:31,791
Fuck.
633
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,875
You blinked.
634
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,791
- I blunk.
- You blunk.
635
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:37,875
Three out of five?
636
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,625
I'm pretty sure
you're better at staring than me.
637
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,708
Mm-hmm.
638
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,250
Those your meds?
639
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,958
Mm-hmm.
640
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,166
My happy pills.
641
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,333
Don't you need more?
642
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,416
Mm-mm.
643
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,666
Lay on top of me.
644
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Not yet.
645
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,291
Let's just, um,
646
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,500
lie like this.
647
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:31,666
I like it.
648
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,875
Makes me feel... smooshed.
649
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,791
On the field, when I first saw you...
650
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,291
Yeah.
651
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,416
...did it feel... good to
652
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,166
throw stuff and yell at people?
653
00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:57,875
No.
654
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,541
Feels good to not want to throw stuff
and yell at people.
655
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,666
You're my happy pill.
656
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,333
Mm.
657
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,833
It's only a wedding.
658
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,958
Look, you've got to understand something,
Kevin. We don't fit in.
659
00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:35,208
You can try as hard as you want.
You can get yourself a girlfriend,
660
00:47:35,291 --> 00:47:36,891
or whatever, but you still won't fit in.
661
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:40,291
She doesn't fit in either.
Why can't we all not fit in together?
662
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,833
We're not talking about that now.
I don't even wanna go there.
663
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,559
We're talking about you being a traitor...
664
00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,708
Maybe I wanna talk about it.
665
00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:48,750
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos.
666
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,958
You said "fuck."
667
00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:51,875
We are both founding members
of Skullfucker.
668
00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,558
- Don't!
- I am way more founding.
669
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,916
I write songs, buy equipment,
designed our Facebook page...
670
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Oh, fuck our Facebook page!
671
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,434
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos!
672
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,000
- No more fuck!
- Shut up!
673
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,291
End of conversation.
674
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,208
No, you... No. You can't just declare
end of conversation.
675
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,491
You don't have that authority.
676
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,875
Fine, end of conversation.
677
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,333
And that is how you knit a sweater.
678
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,583
Very good, Andrea.
679
00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:27,750
Did you hear
how she enunciated and projected?
680
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,041
Get her all the way in the back, right?
681
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,375
And now, Hunter.
682
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,750
"Death closes all
683
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,916
But something ere the end
684
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,666
Some work of noble note
685
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:45,916
May yet be done
686
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:50,791
Not unbecoming men that strove with gods."
687
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,875
Tennyson's "Ulysses."
688
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,875
You might know it from your English class.
689
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:01,791
This speech is about metal.
690
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,708
Metal is about what "Ulysses" was about.
691
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,750
Striving with gods.
692
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,750
Striking out for unknown territory.
693
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,000
The people that crossed the Bering Strait
12,000 years ago?
694
00:49:25,791 --> 00:49:26,791
Metal.
695
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,250
That Kon-Tiki guy?
696
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,041
Metal.
697
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,166
The people on the Mayflower...
698
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:41,041
...would've been metal
if it weren't for all the Jesus crap.
699
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,333
And Ulysses, what did he do?
700
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,416
Huh?
701
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,125
Read Dante. He'll tell you.
702
00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:52,708
Ulysses got together
the baddest ass crew he could find,
703
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,958
and then he sailed off
beyond the Pillars of Hercules,
704
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,250
and then he was drowned,
705
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,500
and pulled right down to hell.
706
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,541
Eighth circle.
707
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,208
What is more metal than that?
708
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,291
Only the ninth circle.
709
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:22,875
So... achieving your dreams
with fellow badasses,
710
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,375
going to hell if you have to...
711
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,125
Oh, that sounds great, right?
712
00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,458
But it wasn't so easy for Ulysses.
713
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:34,166
See, he had, um...
714
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:36,791
He had Penelope,
715
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,166
Mrs. Ulysses, keeping him down.
716
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,041
"Stay home."
717
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,708
"Be king."
718
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:50,541
"Go to work every day."
719
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:56,000
He wasted decades of his life
on that shit.
720
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,416
Hunter.
721
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,250
Stop it.
722
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:02,833
But one day, Ulysses decided
he was finished with his woman.
723
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:04,416
Hunter, that's enough!
724
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,875
It was inevitable.
725
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:09,291
Sooner or later, the metal inside him
was bound to rise up...
726
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,333
...and crush
whatever stood in its path!
727
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,684
- Fucker! Fucking cunt!
- You're fucking crazy!
728
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,916
I'll fucking... I will fucking kill you!
729
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,041
- Don't you ever come near me again!
- Ow!
730
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,208
Not the guitar!
731
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:27,375
That was inappropriate,
bordering on inexcusable.
732
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,666
I completely agree.
733
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm talking about you.
734
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:31,916
Wait, what?
735
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,458
Is that what you've learned
from your interactions
736
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,958
with the vicious morons like Skip Hoffman?
737
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,583
How to torment people weaker than you?
738
00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:41,791
Look, I've got
some personal issues with her...
739
00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:45,625
I could give a shit about
your personal issues with that poor girl.
740
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,666
You're going to write down
exactly what you did.
741
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,375
If Miss Johnson corroborates your account,
742
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,625
I'll include it in the disciplinary notice
I'll send to your father.
743
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,000
If she doesn't, I will suspend you.
744
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:27,833
Your friend's a massive dick.
745
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,208
What the fuck?
746
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,916
The fuck you doing?
747
00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:44,583
You are afraid of everybody,
and instead of showing it like I do,
748
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:48,041
you treat everybody like shit
and you make them hate you.
749
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,708
Great. They leave you alone,
they leave me alone.
750
00:52:50,791 --> 00:52:53,458
Both of us are alone.
Mission accomplished.
751
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,875
- No, no, no...
- No, shut up.
752
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,833
You need me a lot more than I need you.
753
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:02,250
Without me,
all of your dumb fantasies disappear.
754
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:05,333
But without you,
I might actually live a real life.
755
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,333
You... You can't.
756
00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:11,416
You can't.
757
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,083
We're Skullfucker.
758
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:28,041
Fine. Fine. Go enjoy
your new fucking wacko girlfriend
759
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,375
and your new...
and your new shitty band and...
760
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,583
And Rock of Ages!
761
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:34,541
It's my fault.
762
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,208
It's Hunter's fault. He's a massive dick.
763
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,875
But I never would've lost it like that
764
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:42,000
- if I hadn't stopped taking my meds.
- It was not your fault! Wh...
765
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:48,916
No, don't...
766
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:53,625
I'm not mad.
767
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,583
You didn't do anything wrong.
There's nothing wrong with you.
768
00:53:58,666 --> 00:53:59,708
Yeah, there is.
769
00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:03,708
The concentration of serotonin
in my synapses is too low.
770
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:09,375
Okay, but there's something more wrong
with everyone else.
771
00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:14,083
You have a right to be mad,
especially at Hunter.
772
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,625
Why am I like this?
773
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,583
Everybody else
didn't make me like this.
774
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,208
Hunter didn't make me like this.
775
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,916
My parents love me.
776
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,833
They try as hard as they can.
777
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,708
Nah, not their fault.
778
00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:37,041
You're not anybody's fault.
779
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,208
Huh.
780
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:39,333
You're not...
781
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,500
a fault.
782
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,583
You...
783
00:54:49,291 --> 00:54:52,708
There may be something...
wrong with you, but...
784
00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:57,416
you're perfect.
785
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,750
You ever get angry?
786
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:23,916
Sometimes.
787
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:30,416
I get it.
788
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:33,791
Sometimes... also sad.
789
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:40,875
You know why?
790
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,000
I don't know.
791
00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:47,541
It's because people treat you
like you're invisible.
792
00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,250
Like you're not even there.
793
00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:52,500
Like you're nothing.
794
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,500
But you're more than that.
You're better than that.
795
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,791
You're not nothing. You're something.
796
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,166
You're somebody.
797
00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:03,166
I'm Robbie.
798
00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:05,583
Fuck yeah, you are.
799
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,750
We're done taking shit, you and me.
800
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,958
Take off the costume, Krusty the Clown.
801
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:24,375
We gotta talk about this, uh, "What I did
at school today" essay right here.
802
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:27,625
Sorry, you're just a little late
with the whole parenting thing.
803
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,833
Get back inside!
804
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,625
Go bang another nurse!
805
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,833
Fuck.
806
00:58:01,416 --> 00:58:04,291
♪ Your love was handmade
For somebody like me ♪
807
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:06,166
♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
808
00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,500
♪ I may be crazy, don't mind me ♪
809
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:11,166
♪ Say, boy, let's not talk too much ♪
810
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:14,208
♪ Grab on my waist
And put that body on me ♪
811
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,250
♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
812
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:19,125
♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
813
00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:22,291
♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪
814
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:24,416
♪ We push and pull like a magnet do ♪
815
00:58:24,958 --> 00:58:27,083
♪ And my heart is falling too ♪
816
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:29,291
♪ Oh, I'm in love with your body ♪
817
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:31,791
♪ Last night you were in my room ♪
818
00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:34,958
♪ And now my bedsheets smell like you... ♪
819
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,916
This is private property.
820
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,500
My drummer's in there.
821
00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:08,208
I'm going in.
822
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,333
No, you ain't. Get the hell out of here.
823
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,375
Who are you
824
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,875
to stop a man
825
00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,708
who strives with gods?
826
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,291
That was great, brother.
Really great.
827
00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:33,708
Yeah, it was fun.
828
00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:37,000
You killed that shit. We never sounded
anything like that before.
829
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:38,958
I want you to know, man, if...
830
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,541
If you wanna play with us
at the Battle of the Bands,
831
00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:43,041
we would love to have you.
832
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,416
Or even if you don't.
833
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,708
I mean, if you just wanna hang,
it's... It's all good.
834
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,458
Thanks.
835
00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:53,125
Yeah, I might take you up
on both of those.
836
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,208
Respect.
837
00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:59,125
Wanna come hang with the other dudes?
838
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,375
Yeah. Yes.
839
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,416
Let me just finish up here.
840
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,517
You're lucky they didn't press charges.
841
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,125
I want my stuff back.
842
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:21,208
Weapons confiscated from a minor
at the time of an arrest
843
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:23,250
shall be considered forfeit
to the township.
844
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,416
This is the last straw. No, wait.
845
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,708
No.
846
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,166
This is the last straw.
847
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,708
Mm? Right there.
848
01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:46,458
What are you gonna do?
849
01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:57,666
Listen, look.
850
01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:00,333
- The Battle of the Bands is on Friday...
- Not for you it ain't!
851
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,666
Let's go.
852
01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:13,083
Go, go, go.
853
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,708
Hey!
854
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,333
Drummer boy!
855
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,125
I...
856
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,166
I don't have a bathing suit.
857
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:53,291
Every time I see you, you are wasted.
858
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:54,375
Yeah.
859
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,833
Hey, let me try your glasses.
860
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,208
I like these.
861
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,791
I saw Timothée Chalamet
wearing glasses like this on Insta once.
862
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,791
I like Call Me by Your Name.
863
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,500
It's so sweet, right?
864
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,500
He's so hot in that.
865
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:16,250
My cousin in Santa Barbara
totally fucked him.
866
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,375
You're staring at me again.
867
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,458
Uh...
868
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,500
I can't even see you.
869
01:02:26,583 --> 01:02:29,250
Hmm. Yeah.
Well, I don't even know your name.
870
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:30,875
It's Kevin.
871
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,333
Kendall.
872
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,583
See me now?
873
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,958
Yo, dude.
What, are you waiting for a tutorial?
874
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:59,833
Come on, man. What about Emily?
They've got a real relationship.
875
01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:02,208
One built on trust and emotional honesty.
876
01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:05,666
And this? I mean, come on, dude.
What's really going on here?
877
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:08,750
Hold on, Tom. Kendall's a person too.
878
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:11,750
She likes Kevin.
She's making her desires known.
879
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,750
There's absolutely nothing wrong
with that.
880
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:17,000
Yeah, maybe, but Emily's really loyal.
This would ruin her.
881
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:18,833
Back in the day, we all got up to stuff.
882
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:21,267
He's only a drummer.
He should have what he wants.
883
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,250
If he's in that hot tub,
he'll have what he gets.
884
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,541
A year ago,
I didn't know who these guys were.
885
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,416
But now, after a bottle of champagne,
886
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,180
they're all making
some really good points.
887
01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,250
Oy.
888
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:32,208
Oy!
889
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,333
You found someone who loves you.
890
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,125
Do you love her back?
891
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,000
Uh-huh.
892
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,083
Then, don't be an asshole, Kevin.
893
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:45,833
I'm sorry.
894
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:47,458
I have to go.
895
01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,541
I have a girlfriend.
896
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,041
Thank you,
Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
897
01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:02,875
You don't turn your back
on the people who love you.
898
01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:14,958
I'm gonna get this.
899
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,708
You don't have to.
900
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:18,791
I want to.
901
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,666
Oh. Here it is.
902
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,500
I've been looking for this
for, like, forever.
903
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,583
- I should have it.
- What?
904
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,833
- I found it.
- What? Give me that.
905
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:45,416
♪ I don't have... ♪
906
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:48,250
You wouldn't even know
about Lamb of God if it wasn't for me?
907
01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:53,416
♪ And I don't have hopes and dreams ♪
908
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,500
Cunt.
909
01:04:54,916 --> 01:05:01,041
♪ I don't have anything ♪
910
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:06,416
♪ Since I don't have you ♪
911
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:11,625
♪ And I don't have... ♪
912
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:20,375
♪ And I don't have one who cares ♪
913
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,291
♪ I... ♪
914
01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:28,500
♪ Don't have anything ♪
915
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:33,833
♪ Since I don't have you ♪
916
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,671
Listen, I've got to get out
of here immediately.
917
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:46,750
I've got this important...
918
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,708
We are doing
a preliminary eval on you, right?
919
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:52,083
Let's get started.
920
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:53,250
I'm Dr. Nix.
921
01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:01,208
Troy Nix?
922
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,291
Yeah.
923
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,333
The Troy Nix?
924
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:08,666
From Kiloton?
925
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:12,583
Yeah, that's right.
926
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:17,916
Dude. Dude, you guys were gods.
927
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,375
- I... I go to Glenwood Lake High, man.
- I see that.
928
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,333
Hmm. My condolences.
929
01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:27,000
- So you're a doctor now?
- Yeah.
930
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:30,041
Was an alcoholic.
931
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:33,333
Place like this saved me
from a slow fucking suicide,
932
01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:35,416
so I went back to school, got my Psy D.
933
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:38,458
Give something back, that kind of shit.
934
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:40,333
What happened to Kiloton?
935
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,625
My bandmates happened.
936
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,125
They wouldn't practice,
wouldn't learn the songs.
937
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,333
- So that's why you broke up?
- That was part of it.
938
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,750
But mostly it was because
those guys were fuck-holes.
939
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,625
They wouldn't go an inch
out of their own way
940
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,083
for anybody but themselves.
941
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,125
Look, if you're gonna record with people,
you're gonna tour with people,
942
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,083
you're gonna spend all day, every day,
with them for years,
943
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,166
you sure as shit
better like hanging out with them.
944
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:07,166
Otherwise, your life is gonna suck.
945
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,851
Then you're gonna start drinking
to forget how bad your life sucks,
946
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,041
and before you know it...
947
01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:15,416
You a drinker?
948
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:18,166
No.
949
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:19,458
Drugs? Weed?
950
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:21,333
- Coke?
- No.
951
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:22,250
- Meth?
- No.
952
01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:24,083
- H?
- No.
953
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,250
- Acid?
- No.
954
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,541
- Molly?
- No.
955
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,375
- You vaping?
- No.
956
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,625
- Self-harm?
- No.
957
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,666
- Sleep too much?
- No.
958
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,166
- Too little?
- No.
959
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,541
Suicidal ideation?
960
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,541
Did you destroy any property?
961
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:38,916
Not that they know about.
962
01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:41,083
What, then?
963
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:45,791
Just fucking metal, man.
964
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,791
I get this kind of shit all the time.
Okay, come on.
965
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,416
Up. Let's go.
966
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,208
Yo, hold up.
967
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,041
Where are you going?
968
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,291
You're fine, dude.
969
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,666
Now, this motherfucker...
970
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:10,833
Hey.
971
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,833
He's a mess.
He and I have a lot of work to do.
972
01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:17,958
Which is why I can't babysit your ass just
because you like brutal fucking music.
973
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:20,000
I'm recommending you for discharge.
974
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,208
The board will follow my recommendations.
They always do.
975
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:26,333
- I scare the shit out of them.
- Thank you, man. Thank you.
976
01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:29,500
No problem.
We will have you out of here by Monday.
977
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,375
Monday? Why Monday?
978
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:33,958
They review recommendations
over the weekend.
979
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,416
Okay. Um, is there any way
we could get that review done tonight?
980
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,500
Nah, no way in hell.
981
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:41,958
They're already driving home
in their Jaguars listening to Sting. Why?
982
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:46,416
The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow,
and my band is totally poised to win.
983
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,208
Okay, look, check it out.
984
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,291
Hmm.
985
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,291
Skullfucker.
986
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,958
Nice.
987
01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,083
Fucking Battle of the motherfucking Bands.
988
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,666
Sorry.
989
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,875
Anyway, give you another year to practice.
990
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,500
See you around, bitch.
991
01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:24,333
Nah. Thank you, man.
992
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:27,875
Hey, Clay.
993
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,208
Yeah, are we going to practice before?
994
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:36,166
No? Okay. No. We don't need to. It's fine.
995
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,875
Yeah, I'll see you
at 7:00 at the cafeteria.
996
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,500
All right. Thanks, Clay.
997
01:10:10,041 --> 01:10:12,583
It's Hunter. I'm not here. Deal.
998
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,083
Fuck.
999
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,458
Who the fuck calls on a landline?
1000
01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:26,916
Hello?
1001
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:30,375
Oh, hey, Kevin. Uh...
1002
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,708
No, Hunter isn't here right now.
1003
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,208
He... He what?
1004
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:38,833
So where is he?
1005
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:46,541
I feel like this is his way
of begging me to come back to the band.
1006
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,208
He doesn't belong in there.
1007
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,541
Maybe he does.
1008
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:53,916
There's definitely something wrong
with him. He's shitty to everyone.
1009
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,541
Even you.
You're supposed to be his best friend.
1010
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,250
You said it yourself, he's a massive dick.
1011
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:09,333
I would have never understood what
a massive dick he is if it wasn't for you.
1012
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:12,166
And I wouldn't have met you
if it wasn't for metal,
1013
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:16,583
and I wouldn't have thought about metal
for five seconds if it wasn't for Hunter.
1014
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,416
So you owe him?
1015
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:21,458
He's my best friend.
1016
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,750
I gotta get him out of there.
1017
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,250
Will you come with me?
1018
01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:34,000
Wait, so first you tell me
that I should hate him,
1019
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
and now you want me to help him?
1020
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:39,750
Uh, you'd sort of be helping me help him.
1021
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,375
It's okay. It's okay.
1022
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:46,208
No, I can't!
Not after what he did.
1023
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:48,666
You don't have to. It's okay. I mean it.
1024
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,416
Okay?
1025
01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,833
Okay.
1026
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,500
I have to go.
1027
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,125
Can I help you?
1028
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,708
Yeah. Yeah, I... I hope so.
1029
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:45,291
My best friend,
he's... he's got problems. He's a, uh...
1030
01:12:46,416 --> 01:12:47,416
A sniffer.
1031
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625
Gasoline?
1032
01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:51,500
- Turpentine, butane, propane?
- Yep, yep, yep, all those.
1033
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:54,458
He mixes them,
and his parents don't know what to do,
1034
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:58,208
so I wanted to get them a brochure.
1035
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,000
You're a good friend.
They're right back there.
1036
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,666
Wait right here. I'll get some more.
1037
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,333
You four have outdone yourselves
yet again.
1038
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:22,291
It definitely looks like a party in here.
1039
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:23,708
Thank you.
1040
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:26,416
Now, before you tell us
which dessert you're taking,
1041
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:27,416
why don't you...
1042
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,875
Where's the remote?
1043
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,583
All right, you two,
which dessert are you choosing?
1044
01:13:38,666 --> 01:13:41,208
We are choosing...
1045
01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,767
Come on.
1046
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,166
Are you serious?
1047
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:52,833
Kevin.
1048
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:54,541
Shh. Come on.
1049
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,750
Look, man, I gotta tell you, I'm just...
1050
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,083
- I, uh...
- Tell me later. Please. Come on.
1051
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:05,333
You know Ray.
He's the drummer from Mollycoddle.
1052
01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:06,958
Anyway, he's a good guy.
1053
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,750
Bring him.
1054
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,750
You do know we have to bring you back
after Battle of the Bands?
1055
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:13,333
That's cool.
1056
01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:17,000
Can't deal on the outside.
I don't have the coping mechanisms.
1057
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,500
Okay, wait. How are we getting out?
1058
01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,833
- Okay.
- Right, come on.
1059
01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,375
Move out, please.
1060
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:36,250
- Let's go. Come on.
- No running.
1061
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:37,583
Outside.
1062
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:54,958
You!
1063
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,125
Fuck. Fuck.
1064
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,666
♪ Late at night, all systems go
You've come to see the show ♪
1065
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:07,125
♪ We do our best, you're the rest
You make it real, you know ♪
1066
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:10,125
♪ There is a feeling deep inside
That drives you fuckin' mad ♪
1067
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:13,166
♪ A feeling of a hammerhead
You need it, oh, so bad ♪
1068
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:16,625
♪ Adrenaline starts to flow ♪
1069
01:15:17,833 --> 01:15:19,416
♪ You're thrashing all around ♪
1070
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,416
♪ Acting like a maniac ♪
1071
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:24,125
♪ Whiplash ♪
1072
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,666
This thing... it's fucking useless.
1073
01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:54,296
You'll never get clean articulation
at high speeds with a pick this thin.
1074
01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:00,833
Here.
1075
01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:03,583
Try this one.
1076
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,041
Thank you.
1077
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:09,833
- This your car?
- Yeah.
1078
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,625
It's a real piece of shit.
1079
01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,958
You deserve a better best friend.
1080
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,541
Yeah, probably, but you're the one I got.
1081
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,125
I'm sorry, Kevin.
1082
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:37,583
Don't say it to me.
1083
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:17,096
You nearly cracked my fucking skull, dude.
1084
01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:20,250
And you put a really large dent
in my guitar.
1085
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,208
Your behavior has been violent
and unpredictable.
1086
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,833
You are metal beyond reproach.
1087
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:39,250
So will you please, please, please,
1088
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,666
please accept my apology
1089
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:45,250
and come crack some fucking skulls with us
at the Battle of the Bands?
1090
01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:57,833
I...
1091
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:58,916
I can't.
1092
01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:01,166
Emily.
1093
01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:03,041
I'm not ready.
1094
01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:07,041
Oh, God.
1095
01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:36,000
Mollycoddle, you guys are up next.
1096
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,250
Dude.
1097
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,333
- Dude?
- I'm sorry.
1098
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,541
You guys have been great,
and I'd love to play with you again, but...
1099
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,208
I can only be in one band.
1100
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,496
I brought you your drummer.
1101
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,208
Is he wasted?
1102
01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:02,416
I feel you, man.
1103
01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:04,041
It's all good.
1104
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:06,583
Hey, brother.
1105
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:10,541
I've been meaning to apologize
for what happened at my party.
1106
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,416
Yeah, and I apologize
1107
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:16,041
for the whole... wedding thing.
1108
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:18,708
- That was...
- That was weird.
1109
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:22,291
Yup, and I'm sorry
about the things I said about your band.
1110
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:23,875
You guys are good...
1111
01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:27,041
at what you do.
1112
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,708
So may the best band win.
1113
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:34,125
So you guys like a duo?
1114
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:37,375
Yeah, it looks that way.
1115
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:39,625
Like the White Stripes?
1116
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:43,708
Yeah, like the White Stripes.
1117
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:44,791
Nice.
1118
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:47,333
You're lucky to have this guy, man.
1119
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,500
Yeah, I am.
1120
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:54,958
♪ Second thing second ♪
1121
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,625
♪ Don't tell me what you think
That I could be ♪
1122
01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:01,541
♪ I'm the one at the sail
I'm the master of the sea ♪
1123
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:05,375
♪ Oh-ooh, the master of my sea ♪
1124
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,958
♪ Oh-ooh ♪
1125
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,166
♪ I was broken from a young age ♪
1126
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,125
♪ Taking my sulking to the masses ♪
1127
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,488
♪ Writing my poems for the few ♪
1128
01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:16,000
♪ That look to me, took to me
Shook to me, feeling me ♪
1129
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,041
♪ My heartache from the pain ♪
1130
01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:19,958
♪ Taking my message from the brain ♪
1131
01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:21,875
♪ Speaking my lesson from the brain ♪
1132
01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:24,000
♪ Seeing the beauty
Through all of the... ♪
1133
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,083
- Yo. Suspension's over, bitch.
- Hey.
1134
01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:28,375
Welcome back, big man.
1135
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,458
- I got a bottle of Jack in the new truck.
- Let's go!
1136
01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:35,291
Thank you, Glenwood Lake.
GLHS is lit!
1137
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,434
- I love you!
- Nix was right about this pick.
1138
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,958
I can do this.
We're gonna crush this shit.
1139
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:40,875
But I don't know.
1140
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,791
How will it sound with nothing
on the bottom, no chords, no riff?
1141
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,333
No, it... it'll be like, uh...
1142
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,000
Like jazz...
1143
01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:49,791
...ish.
1144
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:20,208
♪ Look at me now ♪
1145
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:25,875
Now I'm ready.
1146
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,500
Dude.
1147
01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:31,708
Let's do this shit.
1148
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:35,416
One, two, three...
1149
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,750
Skullfucker!
1150
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,041
Nope. That is not appropriate.
It's got to go.
1151
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,166
No, it can't go.
1152
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,500
It is painted on the heads.
1153
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,916
Well, I can't let you
bring those in there, so...
1154
01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:52,875
♪ Look at you now ♪
1155
01:21:53,666 --> 01:21:55,186
Wha...
1156
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,833
Oy.
1157
01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:02,166
- Eli, I need a favor.
- Of course, Emily. What do you need?
1158
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,125
I need to get into the art room.
1159
01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:10,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Skullflower.
1160
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:35,500
This is a little song... about...
1161
01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:41,416
...the machinery of torment!
1162
01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:47,625
♪ Mother leaves me bleeding ♪
1163
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,750
♪ Exsanguinates my dreaming ♪
1164
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:54,750
♪ Father, Father
Deaf to children's call... ♪
1165
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:57,875
Hey, isn't that Hunter Sylvester
and Kevin Schlieb?
1166
01:23:58,375 --> 01:24:01,041
And what's-her-name,
the... the shitty clarinetist.
1167
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,416
Could've been in a band with those guys.
1168
01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:07,250
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1169
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,750
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1170
01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:11,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1171
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:14,708
♪ Machinery of torment... ♪
1172
01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:16,083
This blows.
1173
01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:18,083
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1174
01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:21,625
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1175
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,291
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1176
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:27,250
♪ Machinery of torment... ♪
1177
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,000
Dude.
1178
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,958
No.
1179
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,333
Woo-woo.
1180
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:46,583
Yeah! Metal! Woo!
1181
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,541
♪ Here's the pain not grinding ♪
1182
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:04,083
♪ A razor needs rewinding ♪
1183
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:05,583
♪ Pull the lever ♪
1184
01:25:05,666 --> 01:25:08,166
♪ Punch restores them all ♪
1185
01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:12,875
♪ Your prom king crown's
The first thing struck ♪
1186
01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:15,416
♪ Turned into a bucket of fuck ♪
1187
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:18,000
♪ I built it for every one of you ♪
1188
01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:21,250
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1189
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,833
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1190
01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:25,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1191
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,708
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1192
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,458
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1193
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:35,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1194
01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:38,125
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1195
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:45,500
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1196
01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:53,875
♪ I built it for you ♪
1197
01:25:53,958 --> 01:25:55,875
♪ All ♪
1198
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,708
Ah!
1199
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:07,791
Oh, shit.
1200
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,416
Oh, shit. Oh...
1201
01:27:18,416 --> 01:27:20,583
Call an ambulance. Someone call 911.
1202
01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:22,875
Hunter, don't look at your leg, okay?
1203
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:39,041
My toes are so numb.
1204
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:42,125
Gotta wiggle them.
Come on, little fuckers.
1205
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:58,958
This fucking bow is fucked.
1206
01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,583
Ow, dude.
1207
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:02,500
- Dude.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
1208
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,625
Ah! That's better.
1209
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:26,208
Congratulations.
1210
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,791
Bronze medalists.
1211
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:30,458
Silver medalists. We came in second.
1212
01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:34,458
Oh, hey, uh,
looks like you're going viral.
1213
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:40,291
Well... at least I didn't get arrested.
1214
01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:42,291
So,
1215
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:44,500
progress?
1216
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,250
Well,
1217
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:48,708
no bad publicity, right?
1218
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,916
All right, well,
1219
01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:57,083
I got a date.
1220
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,375
Yeah, she's a pediatrician.
1221
01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:01,791
Big tits. Natural.
1222
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,666
Not a client.
1223
01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,500
I can't believe we lost.
1224
01:29:15,041 --> 01:29:16,666
It's fine. It's cool.
1225
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:20,583
They're nice guys. The people have spoken.
This is what they want.
1226
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,291
No, fuck 'em.
1227
01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,000
Fuck 'em, every single one.
1228
01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:27,208
Who are people gonna remember? Us.
1229
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:29,125
That is us right there, headlining.
1230
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,875
- We were good.
- No, we were fucking great.
1231
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:34,291
You smashed that intro, dude.
1232
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:37,208
Yes, she did. That was some Yo-Yo Ma shit.
1233
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,458
- And your solo...
- Holy fuck, that was unreal.
1234
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,500
But what about this motherfucker?
1235
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,791
Oh, my man slapped them in their faces
with his double bass dick.
1236
01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:49,750
Yes. Uh, yes, I did.
1237
01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:52,500
You know what?
1238
01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:55,708
Let them have their fads.
Fads come and go.
1239
01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:56,875
But not us.
1240
01:29:57,416 --> 01:29:58,250
We're forever.
1241
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,833
Now it starts for us.
Now people know our name.
1242
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,333
We're Skullflower.
1243
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,416
Skullflower!
1244
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,083
Fuck, we rip.
1245
01:32:33,541 --> 01:32:35,916
♪ Mother leaves me bleeding ♪
1246
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:38,750
♪ Exsanguinates my dreaming ♪
1247
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:42,833
♪ Father, Father
Deaf to children's call ♪
1248
01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:47,708
♪ Welcome, hypocrites and fools ♪
1249
01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:50,541
♪ I've been sharpening my tool ♪
1250
01:32:50,625 --> 01:32:53,208
♪ I built this for every one of you ♪
1251
01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,916
♪ I built this for you all ♪
1252
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,583
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1253
01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:00,708
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1254
01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:04,250
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1255
01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:06,375
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1256
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1257
01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:12,041
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1258
01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:15,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1259
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:20,458
♪ I built this for you all ♪
1260
01:33:30,375 --> 01:33:32,666
♪ Here's the pain not grinding ♪
1261
01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:35,500
♪ Razor needs rewinding ♪
1262
01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:37,333
♪ Pull the lever ♪
1263
01:33:37,416 --> 01:33:39,416
♪ Punch restores them all ♪
1264
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,458
♪ Your prom king crown's
The first thing struck ♪
1265
01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:47,250
♪ Turned into a bucket of fuck ♪
1266
01:33:47,333 --> 01:33:50,083
♪ I built it for every one of you ♪
1267
01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:52,750
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1268
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:55,375
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1269
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,625
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1270
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1271
01:34:01,541 --> 01:34:03,208
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1272
01:34:04,166 --> 01:34:06,666
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1273
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1274
01:34:09,833 --> 01:34:12,833
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1275
01:34:12,916 --> 01:34:17,458
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1276
01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:25,750
♪ I built it for you ♪
1277
01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:27,833
♪ All ♪
1278
01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:14,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1279
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,083
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1280
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1281
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:22,791
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1282
01:35:23,708 --> 01:35:26,166
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1283
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,416
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1284
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:31,875
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1285
01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:36,750
♪ I built it for you all ♪
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