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♪ It seems todaythat all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a manwho positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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A little taste of the future
right here in Quahog?
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That's right.
Virtual Reality World
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has just opened its doors
to the public.
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For those of you
who don't know what VR is,
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I will now attempt
to explain it to you
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without the aid
of a teleprompter.
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You put a computer on a face,
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and it's like this whole world,
man. It's crazy.
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I dated a chick
whose little brother had one.
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Just nuts.
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- Guys, let's go to VR World.
- Hell yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- All right.
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I mixed up the letters.
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We-We'll...
We'll-we'll get there.
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Gentlemen, the going rate
is 20 bucks a game over here.
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Who's got
a pair of stones big enough
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to challenge the mighty Meg?
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My money's on the table.
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Can you please
get out of my way?
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- Come take my money.
- My hand is bleeding,
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and I need to wash it
so it doesn't get infected!
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Oh, okay.
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He scurred. Everybody scurred.
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Damn bunch of panzos over here.
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Bruce, how we doing
on those Gulden's packets?
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I got my mind on my mustard
and my mustard on my mind.
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There it is.
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What is going on with you today?
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I'm just so bored.
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Ain't nobody forcing you
to stay here.
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Go do something.
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I did. I went over
to that new car wash.
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They got all the rainbow lights.
Real classy joint.
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Anyway, they say I can only
go through five times.
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Like,
why would you restrict that?
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Listen, Meg, I got to run.
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A special-needs boy got
his hands on a Rum and Coke,
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and he's absolutely destroying
the arcade.
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Hey, if you
really got nothing going on,
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I could use a ride home.
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Yeah, like I'm really gonna let
some...
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hot piece of ass in my car.
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How the hell are you doing, boy?
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I'm good, thanks.
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My name's Seymour.
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I'm Meg. But everyone here
calls me Thrash.
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- Heya, Meg.
- Wow.
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Yeah, I'll give you a ride.
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Just hope you don't mind
going fast.
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Here, let me show you
how it's done.
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Oh, sorry. That's my phone.
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Let it go to voice mail.
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Gentlemen, welcome
to Virtual Reality World.
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Now, who's ready
to put something on your face
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that was on someone else's face
15 minutes ago?
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Wow! Mine says, "Low battery.
Charge immediately."
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Is this real life?
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- Aw, cool.
- The Hulk.
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What's going on?
What's happening?
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I don't know. It's weird.
It keeps stopping and rebooting.
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Eric Bana, smash.
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Edward Norton, smash.
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- Okay, here we go. Mark Ruffalo.
- Are you smashing?
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No, I'm mainly just updating
my Twitter avatar
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to raise awareness
about fracking.
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That's lame. Try getting angry.
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Uh, I don't get angry. I vote.
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I vote.
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So, Seymour,
you from around here?
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Just moved here from Philly.
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Oh, right on. I love Philly.
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- I hated it...
- Kind of a dump.
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- When I had to leave.
- Great town.
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Maybe I'm thinking of Dallas.
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- You want some mustard?
- No, thanks.
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I had a chalky, expired Kit Kat
at the bowling alley.
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Right on.
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Sorry for all the packet racket.
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These things
can be a little tricky.
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There we go.
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Hooah!
It's that tang that gets me.
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Hey, Meg, would you mind
pulling over at this 7-Eleven?
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No doubt. I am the same way.
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Once I start thinking
about that hot case,
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I gots to pull over.
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I'll just do sex.
You don't need that.
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Wait right here.
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What the...
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What is happening right now?
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Damn it.
I should have just stayed home.
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This is a bigger mistake
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than the Bill Belichick
Christmas album.
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♪ Rudolphthe red-nosed reindeer ♪
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♪ Hadsome real explosive plays ♪
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♪ And if we saw zone defense ♪
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♪ We knew that it was gonnagive us the best ability ♪
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♪ To get the balldown the field ♪
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♪ And we understoodour opponents ♪
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♪ Might have some difficultywith that. ♪
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What's up with those hiccups?
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I don't know.
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I think
I said "giggity..." too fast
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when the guy was... explaining
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how the goggles...
sit on your face.
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Now they're not going away.
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- Boo!
- What are you doing?
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You can scare 'em away.
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You thought that would scare me?
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Crap.
Why aren't they going away?
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This is worse than the B side...
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of that Bill Belichick...
Christmas album.
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♪ On the first dayof Christmas ♪
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♪ My true love gave to me ♪
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♪ $4 million ♪
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♪ And a playerto be named later. ♪
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Let's go, Meg! Drive!
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All right, Meg.
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That was awesome.
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Where have you been all my life?
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Probably mostly at my house.
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Oh! One time, my dad
took me to see Stevie Nicks
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when my mom was sick.
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What do you think
she's gonna play next, Dad?
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I don't know,
but if it's "Edge of Seventeen,"
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back up.
I need some twirling room.
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- Oh, this is it! This is it!
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Back up! Back up! Back up!
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Well, look who's finally up.
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Oh, I'm up, all right.
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Meg, drive!
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How do you want your eggs?
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120 miles an hour
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on the razor's edge
between life and death.
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Okay. I'll just do,
like, a cheesy scramble.
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Hey, Dad, is it all right
if I use the car again?
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Yeah, that's fine. Why?
What do you got going on?
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Oh, just some stuff.
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What was all that noise
in your bedroom this morning?
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Oh, you know, not much.
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All right, Mr. Quagmire,
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I understand
you have the hiccups.
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Now, it says here on your chart
you've tried "boo."
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Outside of that,
the best way to treat hiccups
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is through hypnosis.
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Yeah, hypnosis helps
with all sorts of stuff.
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This guy even helped me recover
a traumatic repressed memory.
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One front-row ticket
for Nickelback, please.
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The music was great,
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but I split my black jeans
during "Photograph."
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The bouncers had to carry me out
with a napkin over my ass.
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My mama always said that hiccups
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are a sign that the devil's
got ahold of you.
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If anything can drive 'em away,
it's Reverend Lucius.
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And, like all Black priests,
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he's Whitney Houston's uncle.
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Is this the possessed one?
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Son, I'm now going to place
my hands on the afflicted area.
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Satan, release your grasp
from this man.
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In the name of Christ,
I exorcise thee,
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infernal invader!
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Well, I'm out
of purple-suited ideas.
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Peter, what are you doing?
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He's doing hiccup stuff.
I'm doing hat stuff.
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Easy with the fans, ladies.
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Easy with the fans.
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Right on time.
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Meg, what are you doing?
You're not gonna beat it.
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Who said anything
about beating it?
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Can you pass me that retainer
in the cup holder?
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I have to wear it
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or my teeth will shift.
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That's smart.
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Mine have shifted.
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See?
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Yes! That's
what I'm talking about, Meg!
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I love hanging out with you.
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That was such a rush!
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This must be what it's like
to get a B12 shot.
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Hi. I'm a bored white person
looking to waste $60?
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Well, I have a certificate
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from a probably, like,
three-day course
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that says I can inject people
with stuff.
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That needle's clean, right?
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You bet it is.
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Hey... I saw your TV was on
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and thought I'd... swing by.
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Geez, you look like hell.
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Listen,
I'm at the end of my rope here.
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I can't sleep. I can't eat.
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Peyton Manning was accused
of assaulting a woman...
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and it just kind of went away.
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I need you to do something
for me, Peter.
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What is it? You name it.
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I don't want to live like this.
I need...
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I need you to kill me.
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What?! Quagmire,
I can't do that.
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You're-you're my best friend.
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If that's true,
then you'll... do it.
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You don't know
what it's been like.
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I can't remember the last time
I slept... 15 minutes straight.
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It's torture, Peter...
and it's driving me insane!
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Please... I'm begging you.
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Well, if it's really come
to that,
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if that's what you really want,
I'll do it.
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Oh, thank you, Peter.
And you have to do it.
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You can't let me out of it,
no matter how much I insist.
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It's done.
I'll come get you tomorrow.
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Thank you, Peter...
thank you so much.
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What are you doing
with your Hawaiian shirts?
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I want them tightly folded
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like a flag
at a military funeral.
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There's a condom in the pocket.
And it's used.
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Who else but Quagmire?
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Burn. Why aren't you burning?
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Uh, Black Irish, Chris.
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I never burn, only tan.
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Uh, hey, Kel, how's
that cocktail coming along?
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Listen, Meg, I've got a big job
I've been thinking about.
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- I'm talking huge.
- You're not...
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You're not seriously thinking
about robbing
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- Ross Dress for Less.
- Ross Dress for Less. Exactly.
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It's their Memorial Day sale
this weekend.
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- Big job.
- Big savings.
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That's Ross Dress for Less.
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Gonna need a hell of a driver.
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I knew I could count on you.
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What kind is this?
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It's French's.
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Oh, my God,
Meg's gonna commit a robbery.
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What am I gonna do?
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Chris is in distress?
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Herbert is in distress?
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Old turtle.
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Hey, Meg?
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I need to talk to you
about something.
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About Ross Dress for Less.
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What?
How do you know about that?
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I heard what you said
in the car.
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Meg, I think you're
very confused about something.
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Oh, what?
Wait, wait, let me guess.
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Seymour's just using me?
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Trust me, Chris,
I'm not confused about anything.
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00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:59,579
- No, Meg...
- Stop spying on me,
you little creep.
253
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,655
Oh, man, I got to tell somebody.
254
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:06,094
But first, let's have a look
at this sex toy drawer.
255
00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:13,409
Wow, big sex toy.
256
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:16,688
And big savings. That's Hitachi.
257
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,192
Goodbye, baby girl.
258
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,528
Daddy's going away for a while.
259
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,846
Ugh, I can't...
260
00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,353
Ow! Ouch!
261
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,706
God, those claws
went right through my pants.
262
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,265
Oh, my God.
263
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,858
Oh, my God, they're gone.
264
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:40,753
Kitty, you did it!
You broke the curse!
265
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:48,611
Peter, no! They went away.
266
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:50,221
- My hiccups are gone.
- Oh, no.
267
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:53,040
That's exactly what you said
not to listen to.
268
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,353
Peter, please!
269
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,377
I swear, they're gone! Listen!
270
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,971
Sorry, Quagmire. I promised
to take you out of your misery.
271
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,881
And when I give my word
on something,
272
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:01,974
I give it my all.
273
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,402
Like when I guarded
Jeffrey Epstein.
274
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,130
We would like to see prisoner.
275
00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:09,407
- On whose authority?
- Your mother.
276
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:20,901
All right, I was able to hack
into the city's server.
277
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,161
There's an accessible heat duct
278
00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:23,813
on the southwest side
of the building.
279
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,482
If we set off an explosion
here...
280
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,821
Meg, I'm just gonna walk in
and point a gun at the cashier.
281
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,336
Oh. Okay.
282
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:33,580
Yeah. Yeah,
that-that should work.
283
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,066
Yeah, we don't need
the timer, either.
284
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,232
It won't be a factor
in anything I do.
285
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,952
You okay back there, Quagmire?
286
00:15:54,028 --> 00:15:55,156
Why do you care
287
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,265
if you're just gonna
kill me anyway?
288
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,957
We're still friends. Geez.
289
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:05,279
That store is a disaster.
290
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,373
The robes
are next to the hand weights.
291
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:08,858
I mean, come on.
292
00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:10,117
Go, Meg! Let's go.
293
00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:38,890
We did it! Meg, that was...
294
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,892
Wow.
295
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:46,880
You're not just using me,
are you?
296
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,474
What would give you that idea?
297
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,809
I don't know.
298
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:52,128
Just used to being hurt,
I guess.
299
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,297
Meg, in addition to being
300
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:57,224
the most kick-ass getaway driver
I have ever seen,
301
00:17:57,318 --> 00:17:59,744
I think you're
the most amazing person
302
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,487
I've ever met.
303
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,581
Really?
304
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,807
♪ Lift up your head ♪
305
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:07,159
♪ Wipe off that mascara ♪
306
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,645
♪ Here, take my Kleenex ♪
307
00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,090
♪ Wipe that mustard away ♪
308
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,650
♪ Show me your face ♪
309
00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:17,261
♪ Clean as the morning ♪
310
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,155
♪ I know things were bad ♪
311
00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:24,176
♪ But now they're okay ♪
312
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:27,772
♪ Suddenly Seymour. ♪
313
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:30,015
Seymour!
314
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,108
Meg, get out of here.
315
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,278
- I'll take the heat for this.
- What? Why?
316
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,298
Because you're my sister
and I love you.
317
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,467
But what do we do about Seymo...
318
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,304
What the...?
319
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:01,622
Meg, there never was a Seymour.
320
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,307
Think about it.
321
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,126
Just hope you don't mind
going fast.
322
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,813
Ooh. Big, flat butt, 11 o'clock.
323
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:09,981
I got it.
324
00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,635
Oh, Seymour.
325
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,053
Don't turn the wheel, please.
326
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:27,147
I don't understand.
327
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,167
I watched you
in front of Ross Dress for Less.
328
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:32,895
You were just revving the engine
with your hand down your pants.
329
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:34,314
Look,
whatever's going on with you,
330
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:36,591
we're gonna figure it out.
331
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,161
Thank you, Chris.
332
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,073
What the hell?
333
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,350
We'll talk later. Just go.
334
00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:49,147
Hey, you got to frickin' watch
where you're going, man.
335
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,597
Chris?
What are you doing out here?
336
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,416
Oh, y-you caught me.
337
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:57,528
I, uh, I stole your car
and went on a joyride.
338
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,947
Yeah!
339
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,701
Chris,
I am very disappointed in you,
340
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,686
and you are grounded,
and we will talk about this
341
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,121
after I kill my best friend.
342
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,028
Well, Peter,
I'm glad the gun jammed
343
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,772
and Quagmire's still alive.
344
00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:18,290
Yeah, the gun definitely jammed
345
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,276
and I didn't miss him
with all six bullets,
346
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:22,869
- that's for sure.
- What are we gonna do about Meg?
347
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,798
She's upstairs
having very loud sex
348
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,116
with her imaginary boyfriend.
349
00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:29,785
♪ Suddenly Seymour. ♪
350
00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:32,616
Maybe this has something
to do with that.
351
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,958
The FDA has issued a recall
on four brands of mustard
352
00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:38,051
due to possible
E. coli contamination.
353
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,311
So far, there have been
354
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,388
three confirmed cases
here in Rhode Island.
355
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,908
Symptoms of infection
include fever, diarrhea,
356
00:20:44,135 --> 00:20:46,827
and delusions
of having a criminal boyfriend.
357
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:50,823
Wow. That Family Guy simulation
was really freaky.
358
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:53,142
It's like I was in the episode.
359
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,145
I'll say. Do you want to do
a Bob's Burgers?
360
00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:58,547
Dude, lead with that next time.
361
00:20:58,571 --> 00:21:00,571
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