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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,591 --> 00:00:22,335 SIMON: This was in a different league. 2 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:26,085 DAVID: It's one of the most extraordinary things 3 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,826 we've ever seen on this show. We are all absolutely gobsmacked. 4 00:00:29,851 --> 00:00:31,975 Absolutely amazing. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,355 Oh, I loved that. 6 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:34,975 You have such a beautiful voice. 7 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:39,026 Fantastic. 8 00:00:39,051 --> 00:00:41,355 Absolutely gorgeous. 9 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,716 DEEP MALE VOICE: You can't see me. 10 00:00:43,741 --> 00:00:45,616 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:46,906 # Never enough 12 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,716 # Never, never 13 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:50,866 # Never enough... # 14 00:00:50,891 --> 00:00:53,225 It was amazing. 15 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,105 Absolutely brilliant. Good for you. 16 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,105 # One, two, three. # 17 00:01:01,821 --> 00:01:04,305 That's an audition you're never gonna forget. 18 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,616 Shut your blooming gob! 19 00:01:06,641 --> 00:01:08,586 Absolutely brilliant. 20 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,975 Now, are you sure you've got everything? Yes. 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,225 Phone. Yes. 22 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,305 Wallet. Yes. 23 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,506 Booster seat. Shut your face. 24 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:32,796 I've just got a feeling, right, like something's missing. 25 00:01:32,821 --> 00:01:34,746 Palladium, please, my good man. 26 00:01:37,051 --> 00:01:39,506 See, I told you something was missing. 27 00:01:39,531 --> 00:01:41,546 We'd better walk. 28 00:01:41,571 --> 00:01:43,076 BEEPING 29 00:01:43,101 --> 00:01:44,666 Chef. 30 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:46,466 Chef! 31 00:01:48,051 --> 00:01:51,105 Anna. Anna? 32 00:01:55,771 --> 00:01:57,746 I'm telling you, something weird's going on. 33 00:01:57,771 --> 00:02:00,506 'Graham? Graham, are you there? 34 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:02,336 'I'm waiting for you in the pub.' Hello. 35 00:02:02,361 --> 00:02:04,866 'Graham? No, there's no Graham, 'Rs Dec. 36 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,616 Although, which pub are you in...? 37 00:02:06,641 --> 00:02:08,616 Come on, you! 38 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:10,666 CHEERING 39 00:02:10,691 --> 00:02:12,305 Miss Hayeem? 40 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:22,435 I tell you what, when I find out 41 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,105 who's making all these people disappear, 42 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:25,975 I'm gonna give them a piece of my... 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,746 Ah. 44 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:32,906 We'd better get in there or there'll be two other people missing. 45 00:02:32,931 --> 00:02:34,546 Come on. 46 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,546 CHEERING 47 00:02:42,571 --> 00:02:45,256 I've got a good feeling about today. 48 00:02:45,281 --> 00:02:47,105 Would you like to see some talent? 49 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,716 CHEERING 50 00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,716 Mary. 51 00:02:59,741 --> 00:03:03,355 # A spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 52 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,746 # The medicine go down 53 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,616 # Medicine go down 54 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:12,225 # just a spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 55 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,866 # In the most delightful way. # 56 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,156 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 57 00:03:24,051 --> 00:03:25,996 Oh, Mary Poppins. 58 00:03:27,771 --> 00:03:29,156 APPLAUSE 59 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,026 Hello. 60 00:03:33,051 --> 00:03:34,305 Hello. 61 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,546 I think I recognise you. 62 00:03:35,571 --> 00:03:37,026 Oh, possibly. 63 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,946 What is your name, please? Mary P. 64 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,355 Mary P. 65 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,105 I wondered if it was Mary Poppins. 66 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,506 We need the hat stand. 67 00:03:47,051 --> 00:03:48,586 What's the dream, Mary? 68 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:50,506 To be in theatres, to be in the West End. 69 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,746 Have you ever come close to anything like that? 70 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,026 Never. 71 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:56,225 Well, that's why we're here. Yes. 72 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,946 And we think two or three minutes 73 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,946 literally can change your life. So good luck. 74 00:04:00,971 --> 00:04:02,386 Thank you very much. 75 00:04:02,411 --> 00:04:04,185 CHEERING 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,946 She looks amazing. 77 00:04:11,971 --> 00:04:14,305 She looks like the real deal. 78 00:04:15,691 --> 00:04:18,666 # Me-me-me-me-me 79 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,546 # Me-me-me-me-me. # 80 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:21,826 OK. 81 00:04:21,851 --> 00:04:24,546 MUSIC: 'My Humps' 82 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:27,866 I don't remember this in Mary Poppins. 83 00:04:27,891 --> 00:04:29,076 This is the wrong song. 84 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:30,746 Wrong song, apparently. 85 00:04:32,101 --> 00:04:34,586 # What you gonna do With all that junk? 86 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:36,586 # All that junk inside your trunk? 87 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,586 # |'mma get, get, get, get you drunk 88 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,026 # Get you love drunk off my hump 89 00:04:41,051 --> 00:04:44,185 # My hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump 90 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:48,076 # My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps 91 00:04:48,101 --> 00:04:49,546 # Check it out 92 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:51,305 # I drive these fellas crazy 93 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,826 # I do it on the daily 94 00:04:52,851 --> 00:04:54,975 # They treat me really nicely 95 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,305 # They buy me all these iceys... # 96 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,256 SINGS OPERATICALLY 97 00:05:02,741 --> 00:05:04,616 Mary P. She can do it. 98 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,105 SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY 99 00:05:13,921 --> 00:05:16,546 # I like big boys ltty-bitty boys 100 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:19,185 # Manchester boys London city boys 101 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,105 # I like the pretty boys With a bow tie 102 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,105 # Get your nails did Let it blow dry 103 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,796 # I like a big beard I like a clean face 104 00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:27,105 # I don't discriminate Come and get a taste 105 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,076 # From the playboys to the gay boys 106 00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:31,225 # Come and slay, boys You my fave boys 107 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,866 # Ha-ha-ha. # 108 00:05:33,891 --> 00:05:35,225 CHEERING 109 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,616 I wasn't expecting that. 110 00:05:36,641 --> 00:05:39,996 # It's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 111 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:43,666 # Even though the sound of it ls something quite atrocious 112 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,616 # If you say it loud enough You always sound precocious 113 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:50,586 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious... # 114 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,746 That is the last thing I expected to see. It was incredible. 115 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,225 Thank you. If Mary Poppins had to evolve, 116 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:59,996 if she's gonna exist and still be around and be relevant, 117 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:02,305 then this is her, this is who she has to be. 118 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,746 It was absolutely brilliant. 119 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,975 CHEERING 120 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,796 I really enjoyed that. 121 00:06:08,821 --> 00:06:10,866 It was hilarious, it was silly. 122 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:14,466 I mean, what other show could you see something like this on? 123 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:16,946 It was very funny and unexpected. 124 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:19,435 Well done. 125 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,184 It's a great idea. 126 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,575 And you executed it perfectly. 127 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,625 I thought it was a brilliant audition. 128 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,755 It was memorable. 129 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,985 We do see people come on the stage and they do very obvious things. 130 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,184 This is different, which is why 131 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:38,064 I'm gonna say yes. CHEERING 132 00:06:39,209 --> 00:06:41,184 It's a yes from me. 133 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,425 I'm saying yes. 134 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,314 It's a yes from me! 135 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:49,264 # Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 136 00:06:49,289 --> 00:06:52,545 # Even though the sound of it ls something quite atrocious 137 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,394 # If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious 138 00:06:55,419 --> 00:06:58,705 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious. # 139 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,184 I really liked it. 140 00:07:00,209 --> 00:07:01,785 A good surprise. Yes. 141 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,314 I liked her. 142 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,144 Oh, my goodness, that was like nothing 143 00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:07,825 I've ever experienced before. Well done. 144 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,675 Go and celebrate, you've done a brilliant job. 145 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,855 See you next time. 146 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,064 # I do my hair toss, check my nails 147 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:14,905 # Baby, how you feelin'? # 148 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,905 It's getting real now. It is. Palladium stage. 149 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:20,064 4,000 people. 150 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,785 So no pressure. 151 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,184 'My name is Suzi Wild.' 152 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:26,785 I am 34. 153 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:29,105 And I am from London. 154 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:32,905 'I've done quite a few different jobs, 155 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,825 'but what I've always wanted to do is perform. 156 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,035 'I would love to win Britain's Got Talent 157 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,425 'and perform at the Royal Variety. 158 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:45,675 'So I'm hoping that today I get that little bit closer to my dream.' 159 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,755 Fingers crossed. 160 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,394 # I do my hair toss Check my nails... # 161 00:07:50,419 --> 00:07:52,934 Hello, Suzi Wild. Hello. 162 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,575 Great name, by the way. Thank you. 163 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,575 So's Ant and Dec.. 164 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,575 They are ready if you are. Let's do it. 165 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,545 It's all yours. Good luck. 166 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,425 CHEERING 167 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,215 Hello. 168 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,955 Hi. Hello. 169 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:15,545 Hi. Are you all right? Yeah. 170 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,105 Good. Are you a bit overwhelmed? 171 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,064 Yeah, it's bigger than you think it is on the TV, isn't it? 172 00:08:20,089 --> 00:08:21,545 LAUGHTER 173 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,625 What's your name? 174 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,905 I'm Suzi Wild. Have you got anyone with you? 175 00:08:26,930 --> 00:08:30,394 My sister. She's the one waving frantically, "Hi!" 176 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:32,905 I can see her. 177 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,505 OK, and why now? 178 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:37,184 Why have you decided to come on Britain's Got Talent? 179 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:39,215 Well, I haven't ever seen 180 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,955 anyone that looks like me doing the act that I'm about to do. 181 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,905 But also because it's, like, 182 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,785 the biggest show on TV, 183 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:51,215 I thought, "Why not throw yourself in at the deep end? Take a risk." 184 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,934 Brilliant. Why not? 185 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,905 CHEERING 186 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,825 And do you think you can win? 187 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,705 Oh, yeah, I hope so, anyway. 188 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,284 We actually love surprises. 189 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:06,725 We don't know what you're gonna do. So good luck. 190 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,084 Thank you. 191 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,164 SHE WHISPERS 192 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:18,595 MUSIC: 'Rule, Britannia!' 193 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,125 AS QUEEN: Hello. 194 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,125 Her Majesty the Queen 195 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,845 here to present the best of British telly. 196 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:39,125 And now, lords, ladies, Simon Cowells, 197 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,954 let's meet the celebrities. 198 00:09:41,979 --> 00:09:43,845 Hit it! 199 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:47,204 This'll be good. I like impressions. 200 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:48,805 MUSIC: 'Loose Women Theme' 201 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,414 BOTH: Loose Women! 202 00:09:50,439 --> 00:09:55,164 AS JANET: Hello, I'm Janet Street—Porter. 203 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:56,645 That's right. 204 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,164 The other day, 205 00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:04,164 my dentist said to me, "Janet..." 206 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:05,775 That is good. 207 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,805 "..What big teeth you've got." 208 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,725 I said, "All the better for telling you 209 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,565 "to shut your blooming gob!" 210 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,925 LAUGHTER 211 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,595 MUSIC: 'Lorraine Theme' 212 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,084 AS LORRAINE: Well, hello, welcome back. 213 00:10:21,109 --> 00:10:23,725 LAUGHTER Yes! 214 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,365 No! 215 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,055 Right. Coming up, 216 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,565 Mark He yes has got some fashion tips for Piers Morgan. 217 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:37,055 It's a blue suit with two key accessories. 218 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,055 Gaffer tape for the mouth 219 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,975 and a paper bag for the head. 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,875 That's great, isn't it? 221 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,235 That's great! 222 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,805 # The only way is up. # 223 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:50,805 AS GEMMA COLLINS: Listen, I am the GC, darling. 224 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,414 Now, being near me is an "S—E". 225 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:59,055 "Special Experience", babe. 226 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,414 So you can get your GCSEs 227 00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:03,235 from the Diva, baby. 228 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,695 AS KIRSTIE ALLSOP: Hello, I'm Kirstie Allsop. 229 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,845 Welcome to Kirstie's Vintage Homes. 230 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,414 On today's show, I'm gonna teach you 231 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,334 how to make a cushion out of a cushion. 232 00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:18,125 LAUGHTER 233 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,005 All you're going to need 234 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,975 is tie-dye, a car tyre, 235 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,284 nine hours of your life that you can't get back. 236 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,975 Then join me next week, 237 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,765 when I shall make my living 238 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,515 from being posh, practical, 239 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,204 and patronising. 240 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,125 AS QUEEN: Yes, Her Majesty again, 241 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:43,084 here to ask you, please, put Suzi through to the next round. 242 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:46,084 It would be the best performance since I played Olivia Colman 243 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,695 in The Crown. 244 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,084 SELF: Thank you! 245 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,875 CHEERING 246 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,695 That was brilliant. 247 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,334 Oh, my God, she was brilliant. 248 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,084 CHEERS 249 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:03,845 We love her. Well done, Suzi Wild. 250 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,204 Brilliant. That's how you do it. 251 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,765 Great impressions, I mean, absolutely hilarious. 252 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,645 My goodness. 253 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,954 It was just so instantly funny. 254 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,805 The act is really well thought out. 255 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,005 You get straight to a great joke 256 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,414 and you're on to the next one. And you're very likeable, too. 257 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,595 Cos impressionists are often a bit weird. 258 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,414 But you seem lovely. I'm still a little bit strange. 259 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,365 It was great 260 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,235 and, I think, the perfect people to pick as well. 261 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,695 I couldn't fault it. Well done. 262 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,235 Thanks. 263 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,204 We love it when people do impersonations. 264 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:48,365 It was a brilliant audition. Well done. Thank you. 265 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,565 All the impressions were fantastic. 266 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,725 I mean, all of them were just spot on. 267 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,414 I'm gonna say yes. 268 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:56,975 I'm saying yes. 269 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,695 I'm saying yes. 270 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,875 I am going to say... 271 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,235 “yes. 272 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,805 You've got four yeses. Yes! Thank you! 273 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,235 Suzi! That was amazing. 274 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,565 I feel like I'm in the telly. 275 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,485 You are now. You are. 276 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,334 You're now in the telly. 277 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,164 Oh, OK, hello. 278 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:34,365 The Lorraine Kelly one was great. 279 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,954 AS LORRAINE: Great, great! Great. 280 00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:39,805 Do you like Coronation Street? I love Coronation Street. 281 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,925 MUSIC: 'The Tears Of A Clown' by Smokey Robinson 81 The Miracles 282 00:13:57,179 --> 00:14:00,515 Who do you want to impress the most? Simon. 283 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,725 Do you want to crack that cookie? Yeah, I want to. 284 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,485 I like the kinda home-grown ones. 285 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,695 I hope Simon is gonna like it. 286 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,595 Yeah, Simon will love it. He's got taste and teeth. 287 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,565 Hello. 288 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:20,975 Could you introduce yourselves? 289 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,925 I'm Brian. I'm Krysstal. 290 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,404 Can I ask your ages, please? 291 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,765 I'm in my late 60s. 71. 292 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,204 Yeah. 293 00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:31,125 She looks good for her age. 294 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,595 A thing that you do full-time? 295 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,515 It is. We do it full—time. We try to. 296 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,515 What's the big dream? Why have you come on to Britain's Got Talent? 297 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,925 To do some more gigs, really. Yeah. That was it. 298 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,154 Yeah. 299 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,725 We're intrigued about what you're gonna do. 300 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,235 So the stage is yours, Brian and Krysstal. Go for it. 301 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,235 Thank you very much. Thank you. 302 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,645 Thank you! 303 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,404 CHEERING 304 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,284 Hello, everybody. 305 00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:01,154 I'd like to start off with a song that really means a lot to me. 306 00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:04,365 Thank you. 307 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,154 Excuse me. Can you put that away? 308 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,565 Put it away now. 309 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,725 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Krysstal, 310 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,204 my glamorous assistant. 311 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:20,365 Obviously, she's let herself go a bit. 312 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,084 LAUGHTER 313 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:24,565 She used to dress up for gigs. She doesn't bother any more. 314 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,875 But she still does impressions. Go on. 315 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,485 Do the giraffe. 316 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,365 There you go. 317 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,805 Good, innit? 318 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:35,875 Have you got your tambourine? Yeah. Yeah, I do. 319 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,084 Get it, get the tambourine. What, now? 320 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,595 Now, please, good idea, yeah. Thank you. 321 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,645 Any vegetarians in here? 322 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,695 CHEERING 323 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,125 You won't like this. 324 00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:53,695 # Hannibal the Cannibal What a bloody animal 325 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,204 # He's eaten everyone He's ever known 326 00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,725 # His father and his mother And his sister and his brother 327 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,235 # And he wonders Why he's living on his own. # 328 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,725 BUZZER 329 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,084 Whoa! 330 00:16:04,109 --> 00:16:05,204 BOOING 331 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,765 I said Simon would buzz us. 332 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,005 LAUGHTER 333 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,645 Anybody like country music? 334 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,084 What, all of you? 335 00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:13,055 COUNTRY STYLE INTRO 336 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,125 In spite of all outward appearances, 337 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,125 Krysstal is actually a very, very talented woman. 338 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,084 Not only does she sing and play the tambourine, 339 00:16:21,109 --> 00:16:23,284 she also plays mouth organ. 340 00:16:23,309 --> 00:16:25,005 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 341 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,485 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 342 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,695 Hurry LIP- 343 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,445 No, no, too late. 344 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,235 Not only does she play the mouth organ and the tambourine, 345 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,565 she also plays castanets. 346 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,765 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 347 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,005 Woo. 348 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,005 And who said country music was rubbish? 349 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,005 Not only does she play all these instruments, 350 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,565 she also plays horn. 351 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,334 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 352 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,084 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 353 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,695 Hey. 354 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,404 HORN BLARES 355 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:09,695 Go! 356 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:12,925 Yes! 357 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,805 Not only all these instruments! 358 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,565 She tap-dances as well. 359 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,204 Go on, Krysstal! 360 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,725 Thank you very much. You've been very nice. Thank you. 361 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:37,334 # Oh, happy dflY--- # 362 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,125 Thank you. 363 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,645 Oh, that was all right. 364 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,695 Why did you buzz, Simon? 365 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,865 Cos I didn't like them very much. 366 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,895 That's why we have a buzzer. 367 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,585 Boo! 368 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,255 JEERING 369 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,304 What did you think, Amanda? 370 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:57,945 I absolutely bloody loved it. 371 00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,505 Thank you. 372 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,505 It was off the scale, nuts, 373 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,715 really quirky, really eccentric and very funny. 374 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,505 Thank you. I loved it. 375 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,025 ALESHA: I actually thought it was bonkers and brilliant. 376 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,615 Perfect for Britain's Got Talent. 377 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,025 I have no idea where this act came from. 378 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,615 But I had the best time watching it. 379 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,025 I think it's time to vote. 380 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,865 I'm saying yes. 381 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,224 Thank you. 382 00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:26,865 It's a yes from me. 383 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,505 Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,665 I'm gonna say no. 385 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,745 BOOING 386 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,255 Don't listen to meanie Simon. You have three yeses. 387 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,715 Well done. 388 00:18:43,449 --> 00:18:45,224 That was terrible. 389 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,585 It was brilliant, it was brilliant. So funny. 390 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,465 Classic BGT. Yeah. 391 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,385 We needed some of that, I think. 392 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,615 God almighty. 393 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,865 # Oh, happy dflY--- # 394 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,945 Ready to come and perform? Can't wait. 395 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,535 Yeah, you want to do this? 396 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,104 Let's go to side of stage. Yes, please. 397 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:04,505 Yeah, you three, 398 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,945 you really like doing this to me, don't you? 399 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,224 When I don't like something, like with that last act, 400 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,025 you get a real kick. Yes. 401 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,585 And who are you? 402 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:22,505 This bunch is the London Community Gospel Choir. 403 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,895 # Oh, happy dflY! # 404 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,304 I do love a gospel choir. 405 00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:30,945 Always makes me feel good. 406 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,104 Right. Tell me a bit about you. 407 00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,895 Who's been in the choir the longest? 408 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,354 Technically, I was born into the choir. 409 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,895 Seriously? 410 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,304 My father, Bazil Meade, over there... 411 00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:43,815 CHEERING 412 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,145 ...he started the choir back in '82. 413 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,424 And I was only a boy then. 414 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,585 This year, we celebrate 40 years. That's amazing. 415 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,385 CHEERING 416 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:56,665 '40 years, I've been the choir leader.' 417 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,815 I absolutely love it, that's why I'm still here. 418 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,104 It gives me great energy, 419 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:03,354 coping with these youngsters. 420 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,785 A lot of us are old friends and family members. 421 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,945 It's very much the community 422 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,785 and we are very proud of that. 423 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,304 # It's gonna be a good, good day. # 424 00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:18,174 To perform on Britain's Got Talent is a great opportunity for us. 425 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:21,585 I'd love for us to win it, then see what comes out at the other end. 426 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,465 Whatever happens, just enjoy yourselves. Have a good time. 427 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,104 We're gonna bring energy. 428 00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:30,385 Just feeling good. Feeling uplifted. Yes. Feel-good factor. 429 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,865 'That's definitely what we're here for.' 430 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,615 Good times, yeah. 431 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,665 And why did you make the decision to come on the show this year? 432 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,424 It's been a tough couple of years 433 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,224 and we thought this would be a great way to share 434 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:47,535 talent from this choir, a positive message... 435 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,535 CHEERING 436 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,873 So, I'm not gonna ask any more questions, say any more, 437 00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,569 because now it's about you. 438 00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,769 CHEERING 439 00:20:57,794 --> 00:21:00,769 Ah, isn't that nice? 440 00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:06,569 Come on! Yep. 441 00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:13,699 SONG: 'Love Train' 442 00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:17,239 # People all over the world 443 00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:19,408 # join hands 444 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,449 # Start a love train 445 00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:22,929 # Love train 446 00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:24,879 # People all over the world 447 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,849 # join hands 448 00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,208 # Start a love train 449 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,729 # Love train 450 00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,158 # The next stop that we make 451 00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:35,049 # Will be England 452 00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:40,132 # Tell all the folks in Russia 453 00:21:40,157 --> 00:21:41,647 # And China, too 454 00:21:41,672 --> 00:21:43,286 # Oh, yeah 455 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:50,767 # Don't you know that It's time to get on board 456 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:53,487 # And let this train keep on 457 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:57,047 # Riding, riding on through 458 00:21:57,072 --> 00:21:58,927 # Yeah, yeah, yeah 459 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,697 # People all over the world 460 00:22:00,722 --> 00:22:02,086 # join hands 461 00:22:02,111 --> 00:22:04,767 # join hands Start a love train... # 462 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,647 It's just brilliant, isn't it? 463 00:22:06,672 --> 00:22:08,927 # People all over the world 464 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,367 # join hands 465 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:13,237 # Start a love train Love train 466 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:15,406 # Everybody People of the world 467 00:22:15,431 --> 00:22:17,847 # join hands 468 00:22:17,872 --> 00:22:19,447 # Start a love train 469 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,206 # Love train 470 00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:24,127 # Love train, love train 471 00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:27,047 # Love train, love train, love train 472 00:22:27,072 --> 00:22:29,047 # Everybody, come on 473 00:22:29,072 --> 00:22:31,797 # Love train, love train... 474 00:22:34,231 --> 00:22:37,127 # On a love train 475 00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:39,086 # Love train, love train. # 476 00:22:39,111 --> 00:22:40,767 SONG: 'Anytime You Need A Friend' 477 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,286 # Any time you need a friend 478 00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:47,927 # I will be here... # 479 00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,047 Ah, what? 480 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:51,206 # You'll never be alone again 481 00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:54,697 # So don't you fear 482 00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:57,517 # Even if you're miles away 483 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:03,127 # I'm by your side... 484 00:23:06,032 --> 00:23:10,047 # It's all right, it's all right 485 00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:13,797 # Any time you need a friend 486 00:23:13,822 --> 00:23:18,127 # Love! # 487 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,007 Yes! How about that? 488 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,597 CHEERING 489 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:42,797 Amanda. 490 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,797 Oh, my God, it was like drinking 20 Beroccas. 491 00:23:45,822 --> 00:23:48,567 It was just... 492 00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:49,877 It was fantastic. 493 00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:54,336 Honestly, what an injection of life and of love and of energy. 494 00:23:54,361 --> 00:23:55,797 It was brilliant. 495 00:23:55,822 --> 00:23:57,367 CHEERING 496 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:58,687 Lesh? 497 00:23:58,712 --> 00:24:00,847 It was just so powerful and beautiful 498 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,336 and uplifting. 499 00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:03,687 You are all incredible. 500 00:24:05,072 --> 00:24:06,286 David. 501 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,406 Yeah, it was all right. 502 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,127 It was just incredible from start to finish. 503 00:24:14,072 --> 00:24:16,767 Like I said, I love gospel choirs. 504 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:19,367 I now hate you, 505 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,206 because all the other choirs 506 00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:24,727 are gonna sound rubbish now. 507 00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:28,687 That's how you make an impression. 508 00:24:28,712 --> 00:24:30,237 Cos that was a terrific, 509 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,047 really memorable audition. 510 00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:36,687 David, yes or no? 511 00:24:39,002 --> 00:24:40,727 I'm saying yes. 512 00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:44,367 I'm definitely saying yes. 513 00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:48,336 It's a yes from me. 514 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,767 That makes four yeses. 515 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,086 CHEERING 516 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,237 They were amazing. I'm so happy. 517 00:25:08,262 --> 00:25:09,847 He's back. 518 00:25:09,872 --> 00:25:13,047 # Oh, happy dflY- # 519 00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:22,110 MUSIC: 'Makin' A Move' by Lady Bri 520 00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:25,320 What judge are you excited to meet? Simon Cowell. 521 00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,960 Because he's always cheeky and funny. 522 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:32,030 # Got my leatherjoms Time to move along... # 523 00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:34,320 How are you? CHEERING 524 00:25:34,345 --> 00:25:36,160 Look, someone's having a good time up there. 525 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,470 Hello, everybody. Are you OK? 526 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,110 There's a lot of giggling at the end. 527 00:25:42,135 --> 00:25:44,440 I like you because you laugh at us. 528 00:25:44,465 --> 00:25:46,160 THEY LAUGH 529 00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:48,919 MUSIC: 'Better When I'm Dancin' by Meghan Train or 530 00:25:48,944 --> 00:25:52,669 Born To Perform is a dance group from Northampton. 531 00:25:52,694 --> 00:25:55,190 In the group, there are different disabilities. 532 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:58,360 Well, I have autism and Ellie has Down's syndrome. 533 00:25:58,385 --> 00:26:00,570 We have a barrier in life, 534 00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:02,570 but we want to break them barriers today 535 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,600 and show the whole world 536 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:07,520 that life is an opportunity for people with disabilities. 537 00:26:07,545 --> 00:26:10,520 # I feel better when I'm dancing Yeah, yeah 538 00:26:10,545 --> 00:26:13,080 # Better when I'm dancing... # 539 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,030 Born To Perform gives us an opportunity to be ourselves. 540 00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:17,280 No-one judges us. 541 00:26:17,305 --> 00:26:19,470 # We can do this together I bet you feel better... # 542 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,960 Being in Born To Perform makes me happy. 543 00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:24,570 I really want to win Britain's Got Talent. 544 00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:26,669 Oh, yeah, I do. 545 00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:30,879 She's off again, look. You're off again! 546 00:26:30,904 --> 00:26:32,830 Let's get you on. Off you go, good luck. 547 00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:35,640 Have fun out there, OK? OK. You're still laughing. 548 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,080 Here they come. 549 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:40,720 CHEERING 550 00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:43,030 Yeah! Yes! 551 00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:57,640 Hello! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. 552 00:26:57,665 --> 00:27:00,320 It's a pleasure to be here. 553 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:03,999 She's so happy to see Simon, isn't she? 554 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,717 Oh, look at her. AMANDA: She loves you. 555 00:27:08,889 --> 00:27:11,065 SIMON: Tell us the name of your group. 556 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,455 We are... ALL: Born To Perform. 557 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,654 CHEERING 558 00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:19,305 Born To Perform is a group with people with disabilities 559 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:21,784 and we are here to show you what we can do. 560 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,345 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 561 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:28,015 OK, we're all really excited to see what you guys are gonna do, 562 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,585 so the stage is yours, Born To Perform. 563 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,345 Thank you. CHEERING 564 00:27:34,929 --> 00:27:36,654 Go on, guys. Let's do it! 565 00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:38,784 CHEERS AND WHISTLES 566 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,864 I'm shaking. 567 00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:50,654 SONG: 'You Can't Stop The Beat' 568 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,375 # You can't stop an avalanche 569 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,945 # As it races down the hill 570 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,904 # You can try to stop The seasons, girl 571 00:28:06,929 --> 00:28:10,425 # But you know you never will 572 00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:12,345 # And you can try to stop My dancing feet 573 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:15,734 # But I just cannot stand still 574 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:19,095 # Cos the world keeps spinning Round and round 575 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,345 # And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 576 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,425 # I was lost till I heard the drums 577 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:27,455 # Then I found my way Cos you can't stop the beat 578 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,305 # Ever since this whole world began 579 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,864 # A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man 580 00:28:32,889 --> 00:28:34,265 # So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it 581 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,734 # The best that I can today 582 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,904 # Cos you can't stop The motion of the ocean 583 00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:41,145 # Or the sun in the sky 584 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,305 # You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why 585 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:48,015 # And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 586 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,145 # That you can't stop the beat... # 587 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,784 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 588 00:28:55,809 --> 00:28:58,065 RAUCOUS CHEERING 589 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,904 # Oh, oh, oh, you can't stop today 590 00:29:02,929 --> 00:29:05,705 # As it comes speeding Down the track 591 00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:11,654 # Yesterday is history And it's never coming back 592 00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:14,375 # Cos tomorrow is a brand—new day 593 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,784 # And it don't know white from black 594 00:29:16,809 --> 00:29:19,065 # You can't stop the beat... # 595 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,425 Can't help but smile all the way through it. 596 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,981 # The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 597 00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:32,062 # You can try to stop the paradise We're dreamin' of 598 00:29:32,087 --> 00:29:36,092 # But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 599 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:38,942 # Cos you can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 600 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:42,552 # You can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 601 00:29:42,577 --> 00:29:47,702 # You can't stop the beat! # 602 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,142 CHEERING 603 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,981 AUDIENCE CLAP WITH MUSIC 604 00:30:00,837 --> 00:30:07,062 MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 605 00:30:13,006 --> 00:30:15,302 joyous, just joyous. Aw, brilliant. 606 00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:26,702 Yes. yes. yes! 607 00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:35,222 Oh, wow! How does that feel? Amazing! 608 00:30:35,247 --> 00:30:36,651 Awesome! 609 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:39,781 Oh, God, I loved it. 610 00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:45,012 Alesha. Oh, guys. 611 00:30:45,037 --> 00:30:49,282 Your passion is just pouring out. It's just wonderful to see. 612 00:30:49,307 --> 00:30:52,442 You did a fantastic job, each and every one of you. 613 00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:53,801 Thank you! CHEERING 614 00:30:53,826 --> 00:30:55,722 LAUGHTER 615 00:30:55,747 --> 00:30:58,282 Yes, girl! Show them. 616 00:30:58,307 --> 00:31:01,722 AMANDA: I did not stop smiling for the whole of that performance. 617 00:31:01,747 --> 00:31:03,832 You were amazing. 618 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,082 Er, I didn't like it... 619 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,392 What?! 620 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,921 ...| loved it! 621 00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:16,442 CHEERING 622 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:19,392 MUSIC: 'Rescue' by Lauren Daigle 623 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:23,642 I love the fact that you were having such a great time. 624 00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,602 It was actually one of my favourite auditions, 625 00:31:25,627 --> 00:31:28,312 I'm gonna be honest with you. GIRL: What?! 626 00:31:28,337 --> 00:31:30,751 Thank you. 627 00:31:30,776 --> 00:31:34,751 I absolutely loved it, guys. 628 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:37,472 In fact, I loved it so much... 629 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:39,082 that I'm going to do this! 630 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,962 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 631 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:46,312 # I will send out an army To find you... # 632 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:49,282 ANT: Yes! Wow! 633 00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,642 CHEERING CONTINUES 634 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:56,112 # I will rescue you 635 00:31:59,026 --> 00:32:05,852 # I will never stop marching To reach you 636 00:32:05,877 --> 00:32:09,642 # In the middle of the hardest fight 637 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:15,001 # It's true, I will rescue you 638 00:32:17,946 --> 00:32:22,112 # I hear the whisper Under your breath... # 639 00:32:22,137 --> 00:32:26,112 Well done. Well done! 640 00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:29,881 Great stuff. Great stuff, everybody. 641 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,242 You're all brilliant. 642 00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:36,801 I'm gonna see you guys in the live semi-finals. 643 00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:39,282 CHEERING 644 00:32:39,307 --> 00:32:42,392 # I will send out an army To find you... # 645 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:45,832 ANT: Good for you! Good for you. You did it! 646 00:32:45,857 --> 00:32:48,562 Let's hear it one more time for this incredible dance group! 647 00:32:48,587 --> 00:32:51,801 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 648 00:32:56,387 --> 00:32:58,722 ANT: Did I hear a Golden Buzzer out there? 649 00:32:58,747 --> 00:33:01,562 ALL: Yes! All that rehearsing has paid off. 650 00:33:01,587 --> 00:33:04,442 And you are now semi—finalists 651 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:07,112 on this year's Britain's Got Talent. 652 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:11,362 I'm so happy and so emotional to get the Golden Buzzer. 653 00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,642 It's brilliant. 654 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:15,602 Wow, amazing. Well done. Well done. Well done. 655 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,801 Listen, go and celebrate. Well done, everybody. 656 00:33:17,826 --> 00:33:20,032 Go and celebrate! Well done! 657 00:33:20,057 --> 00:33:22,962 Well done, darling. Well done, pal. Well done. 658 00:33:24,547 --> 00:33:29,522 # Oh, I will rescue you. # 659 00:33:36,106 --> 00:33:39,312 MUSIC: 'Kashmir' Escala ft Slash 660 00:33:39,337 --> 00:33:42,031 This is, like, a show which loads of people round the world watch. 661 00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:44,562 Yeah, everybody watches it. And it's, like, really exciting. 662 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:48,882 This is the centre of all talent shows all around the world. 663 00:33:51,337 --> 00:33:57,442 I am Hammer hand, I am 62 year old, and I live in Hamburg, Germany. 664 00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:01,081 I have been a martial arts teacher over 40 year. 665 00:34:02,697 --> 00:34:06,031 Today, I want to break a Guinness World Record. 666 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,592 ANNOUNCER: 'This is gonna be a world record attempt 667 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:12,922 'happening right here.' CHEERING 668 00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:15,482 AMANDA: This is a big old stunt. 669 00:34:15,507 --> 00:34:17,442 I would like to win Britain's Got Talent 670 00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:19,562 and perform for royal family. 671 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,161 CROWD CHATTER 672 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,672 Are they coconuts? 673 00:34:24,697 --> 00:34:26,642 CHEERING 674 00:34:29,257 --> 00:34:31,081 SIMON: Hello. Good evening. 675 00:34:31,106 --> 00:34:32,922 What are your names, please? 676 00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:35,002 So, I'm Pia, I'm his translator. 677 00:34:35,027 --> 00:34:38,842 My name is Muhamed, but I'm Hammer hand, 678 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:41,922 I'm 62 year old, and I come from Hamburg, Germany. 679 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,562 OK. CHEERING 680 00:34:44,587 --> 00:34:46,442 Hammer hand from Hamburg. Brilliant. 681 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:51,562 I want to break more than 122 coconuts in one minute. Oh, gosh. 682 00:34:51,587 --> 00:34:53,081 One minute? One minute. 683 00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:57,882 OK, why come to the UK to break coconuts? 684 00:34:57,907 --> 00:35:02,592 I want coconuts break and impress Simon Cowell. 685 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,802 CHEERING DEC: Where did you get that from? 686 00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:07,312 There's a big stand there, isn't there? 687 00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:09,522 Yeah, you can't just take it. What do you mean? 688 00:35:09,547 --> 00:35:12,592 Maybe I introduce the adjudicator of the World Guinness Records. 689 00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:13,752 That's a good idea. 690 00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:15,642 CHEERING 691 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,201 Hello. Hello. 692 00:35:17,226 --> 00:35:19,842 This will be an official Guinness World Records attempt 693 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:23,522 for most coconuts smashed with one hand in one minute. 694 00:35:23,547 --> 00:35:28,232 Record to beat is 122 coconuts. 695 00:35:28,257 --> 00:35:29,442 Good luck. 696 00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:33,081 Only coconuts broken by the challenger will be counted. 697 00:35:33,106 --> 00:35:37,002 It is permitted to alternate hands as long as only one hand is used, 698 00:35:37,027 --> 00:35:39,752 and the timing begins when the first coconut is struck. 699 00:35:39,777 --> 00:35:41,392 I think we understood that. 700 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,842 Muhamed, are you ready? 701 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:46,094 SPEAKS GERMAN He has to be ready. 702 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,933 You're ready. Do it. 703 00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:51,654 MUSIC: 'Battle Without Honor Or Humanity' by Tomoyasu Hotei 704 00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:57,063 Ready when you are. 705 00:35:59,849 --> 00:36:02,013 CHEERING 706 00:36:04,489 --> 00:36:06,063 Oh, my God. His hand! 707 00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:08,864 AMANDA: Ow! 708 00:36:11,809 --> 00:36:13,904 CHEERING CONTINUES 709 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,544 ANT GROANS 710 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,654 Whoa, he's already done loads. 711 00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:30,013 Oh, my God! Ow, ow, ow. 712 00:36:33,449 --> 00:36:36,114 That's got to kill! That's got to kill! 713 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,013 ALESHA: His hand, David! 714 00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:44,824 Come on! Come on! 715 00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:48,654 Five, four... 716 00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:51,654 Three, two, one. 717 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,214 CHEERING 718 00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,143 He might have done it. Wow. 719 00:36:58,569 --> 00:37:00,933 I'll just need to examine the coconuts now 720 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,574 in order to verify the total. 721 00:37:05,038 --> 00:37:06,784 How many has he done? 722 00:37:09,319 --> 00:37:10,933 Do you think he's done it? 723 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:12,824 I think it would all have to go perfectly. 724 00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:15,824 How many does he need to do? 122. 725 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:22,544 Erm, I can now confirm that the total number of coconuts 726 00:37:22,569 --> 00:37:26,183 Muhamed managed to smash with one hand in one minute was... 727 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,294 AMANDA: He's done it. 728 00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:32,704 SHE WHIMPERS 729 00:37:32,729 --> 00:37:34,094 "60. 730 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,704 CROWD GROANS Oh! 731 00:37:35,729 --> 00:37:37,984 BUZZER SOUNDS 732 00:37:38,009 --> 00:37:40,704 just another 63 to go, that's all we needed. 733 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:42,544 Let's vote on this. No. 734 00:37:42,569 --> 00:37:44,013 No. It's a no. No. 735 00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:45,344 MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin' by Five 736 00:37:45,369 --> 00:37:46,984 # Get on up when you're down... # 737 00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:49,574 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 738 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:51,424 I am very upset. 739 00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:54,183 # Movin' on anyway 740 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,734 # Get on up when you're down 741 00:37:57,759 --> 00:38:01,294 # Baby, take a good look around... # 742 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,063 AMANDA: Hello? Hiya! 743 00:38:04,088 --> 00:38:06,263 What's your name? My name's Charlie. 744 00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:09,294 What are you hoping that comes from this? Erm... 745 00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:12,263 SIMON: Bigger bin? LAUGHTER 746 00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:14,263 I'd like to travel the world in a bin. 747 00:38:14,288 --> 00:38:16,624 Well, you'd need a wheelie bin for that. 748 00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:19,294 Well, the best of luck, Charlie. All right, thank you very much. 749 00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,294 SONG: 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' 750 00:38:21,319 --> 00:38:24,344 # Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad 751 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:27,624 # Other things Just make you swear and curse 752 00:38:27,649 --> 00:38:30,214 # When you're chewing on Life's gristle 753 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,624 # Don't grumble, give a whistle 754 00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:35,704 # And this'll help things Turn out for the best 755 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:37,183 # And 756 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:39,183 BOTH: # Always look on 757 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:41,574 # The bright side of life... # 758 00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:44,824 BUZZERS SOUNDS 759 00:38:44,849 --> 00:38:46,104 LAUGHTER 760 00:38:46,129 --> 00:38:47,824 # Always look on The bright side of life... # 761 00:38:47,849 --> 00:38:50,183 CHEERING 762 00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,704 HE WHISTLES 763 00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:54,544 Can we buzz twice? 764 00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:57,784 # Always look on The light side of life. # 765 00:38:57,809 --> 00:39:01,104 Thank you! CHEERING 766 00:39:01,129 --> 00:39:04,464 # Get on up when you're down 767 00:39:04,489 --> 00:39:06,063 # Baby, take a good look around... # 768 00:39:06,088 --> 00:39:09,933 Charlie, having heard you sing, now I know why you're in the bin. 769 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:12,143 'Ey! Thanks, Simon. 770 00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:14,504 AUDIENCE BOO All right, Simon. 771 00:39:14,529 --> 00:39:16,263 Below the belt. 772 00:39:17,879 --> 00:39:19,824 I don't think it's gone your way today, Charlie. 773 00:39:19,849 --> 00:39:22,013 HE CHUCKLES I think it's a no. 774 00:39:22,038 --> 00:39:24,013 So sorry. All right, thank you. 775 00:39:24,038 --> 00:39:27,424 # Get on up when you're down 776 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:29,644 # Baby, take a good look around... # 777 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,524 Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it? 778 00:39:31,549 --> 00:39:33,083 LAUGHTER 779 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:37,874 My age? I'm 77 years old. PHONE BEEPS 780 00:39:37,899 --> 00:39:39,203 Was that your phone, Mel? 781 00:39:39,228 --> 00:39:41,564 Yeah, I told you I should turn it off! 782 00:39:41,589 --> 00:39:43,314 I've got to get rid of it anyway. 783 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:46,004 I'm just waiting for Simon to give me some money, 784 00:39:46,029 --> 00:39:48,234 and I'm gonna get a new phone. 785 00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,283 They're ready for you here on stage. I'm ready to start the party. 786 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:53,564 Yes! That's what we like. Yes, that's what we wanna hear. 787 00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:55,314 Go on, Mel. All yours, onto the star. 788 00:39:55,339 --> 00:39:57,234 Whip this crowd into a frenzy. Have fun! 789 00:39:57,259 --> 00:39:59,004 CHEERING 790 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:00,754 # I know it's not much But it's OK... # 791 00:40:00,779 --> 00:40:03,004 Here's Mel. Go on, Mel, go! 792 00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:04,524 Hello. 793 00:40:06,389 --> 00:40:09,394 How are you? It's a pleasure meeting you, Simon. 794 00:40:09,419 --> 00:40:11,234 Likewise. You look amazing, by the way. 795 00:40:11,259 --> 00:40:13,444 And what's your name? Mel Day. 796 00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:16,314 And where are you from, Mel? I'm from Birmingham. 797 00:40:16,339 --> 00:40:17,804 OK! CHEERING 798 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:19,564 And what's the dream, Mel? Tell me. 799 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:21,203 My dream is to win this show. 800 00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:24,953 That's what I'm here for, to win. OK, I love that. 801 00:40:24,978 --> 00:40:26,953 MUSIC: 'Soul Man' by Sam 81 Dave 802 00:40:26,978 --> 00:40:29,004 # I'm a soul man... # 803 00:40:29,029 --> 00:40:32,364 My name is Mel Day. I came from the Caribbean. 804 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,083 Sugar and spice and all things nice, 805 00:40:34,108 --> 00:40:36,364 and that's what you'll be getting with me. 806 00:40:36,389 --> 00:40:37,564 HE CHUCKLES 807 00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,314 Now, it's 1962, 63, I start singing. 808 00:40:40,339 --> 00:40:43,804 At a young age, I remember my first opportunity. 809 00:40:43,829 --> 00:40:46,953 So, I was dressed up like a sailor and my song was... 810 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,524 # A sailor I'll be, I'll be. # 811 00:40:49,549 --> 00:40:51,283 HE LAUGHS 812 00:40:51,308 --> 00:40:54,874 If I get the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Show, 813 00:40:54,899 --> 00:40:56,484 I'll be more than happy. 814 00:40:56,509 --> 00:40:59,314 I look at the competition, there's a lot of young people. 815 00:40:59,339 --> 00:41:02,163 I still have the fight in me, I'm an old young man. 816 00:41:03,339 --> 00:41:05,163 No, I'm young old man. 817 00:41:05,188 --> 00:41:06,874 That's right, that's better. 818 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,874 CHEERING 819 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,083 How old are you, Mel? 820 00:41:11,108 --> 00:41:13,033 I'm 77 years old. No, you're not. 821 00:41:13,058 --> 00:41:14,283 CHEERING 822 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,594 He does not look 77. 823 00:41:16,619 --> 00:41:19,364 And, Mel, are you gonna sing for us? 824 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,364 I am gonna sing for you this evening. 825 00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:23,804 OK, well, I like you already, Mel. So good luck. 826 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,724 Thank you very much, Simon. Thank you, Mel. 827 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,004 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 828 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,524 What a nice guy. AMANDA: Really nice. 829 00:41:32,259 --> 00:41:34,114 SONG: 'Land Of 1000 Dances' 830 00:41:34,139 --> 00:41:35,674 # One, two, three 831 00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,484 # One, two, three... # 832 00:41:39,509 --> 00:41:42,163 whoa'.! 833 00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:45,203 # All right, huh 834 00:41:45,228 --> 00:41:49,444 # Got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie... # 835 00:41:49,469 --> 00:41:50,674 BOTH: Bah, bah! 836 00:41:50,699 --> 00:41:53,314 # Mashed potato 837 00:41:53,339 --> 00:41:54,953 # Do the alligator... # 838 00:41:54,978 --> 00:41:56,314 Bah, bah! 839 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,004 # Put your hand on your hips 840 00:41:59,029 --> 00:42:01,564 # And let your backbone slip 841 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:04,234 # Do the watusi 842 00:42:04,259 --> 00:42:07,524 # Like my little Lucy, whoo 843 00:42:07,549 --> 00:42:12,004 # Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na 844 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,004 # Na-na-na-na... # Need somebody to sing this song! 845 00:42:15,029 --> 00:42:17,594 Sing it now! EVERYONE: # Na-na-na-na-na 846 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:20,484 # Na—na—na, na—na—na, na—na—na 847 00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:22,314 # Na-na-na-na, whoa 848 00:42:23,949 --> 00:42:26,114 # Twist it in the alley 849 00:42:26,139 --> 00:42:29,394 # With long tall Sally 850 00:42:29,419 --> 00:42:31,724 # Twistin' with Lucy 851 00:42:31,749 --> 00:42:34,674 # Doin' the watusi 852 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,283 # Roll over on your back 853 00:42:37,308 --> 00:42:38,564 # I like it like that... # 854 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,594 CHEERING 855 00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:43,083 # Do that jerk 856 00:42:43,108 --> 00:42:45,724 # Watch me work, now Watch me work, now 857 00:42:45,749 --> 00:42:47,924 # Ah, do it, y'all... # 858 00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:51,394 Hey! Huh! 859 00:42:52,589 --> 00:42:54,804 # Oh, yeah! # 860 00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:57,283 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 861 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,844 MUSIC: 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered' by Stevie Wonder 862 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,844 We love him. We love Mel. 863 00:43:01,869 --> 00:43:05,804 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 864 00:43:05,829 --> 00:43:07,674 # Ooh, baby, here I am 865 00:43:07,699 --> 00:43:11,314 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours... # 866 00:43:13,308 --> 00:43:15,004 Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel. 867 00:43:15,029 --> 00:43:17,953 God, we needed you. 868 00:43:17,978 --> 00:43:20,924 OK, what did you think of that? Oh, my God. 869 00:43:20,949 --> 00:43:22,953 I mean, you just came gift-wrapped. 870 00:43:22,978 --> 00:43:24,394 Thank you very much. I love you. 871 00:43:24,419 --> 00:43:25,953 You've got a naughty sparkle about you, 872 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,754 and you've still got it, baby. 873 00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:28,754 OK! LAUGHTER 874 00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:29,953 It was amazing. 875 00:43:29,978 --> 00:43:31,874 CHEERING 876 00:43:31,899 --> 00:43:35,004 When you've got soul like that, Mel, it just never leaves you, right? 877 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,203 I mean, it doesn't matter how old you are, 878 00:43:37,228 --> 00:43:39,564 you're still rocking it up there. So much swag. 879 00:43:39,589 --> 00:43:41,364 I've got a lot more to give, baby. 880 00:43:41,389 --> 00:43:42,444 Oh, I can see, baby. 881 00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:45,764 LAUGHTER 882 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,234 Good lad, Mel! 883 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:51,033 I want to have your babies. 884 00:43:51,058 --> 00:43:53,004 LAUGHTER 885 00:43:53,029 --> 00:43:55,203 But, yeah, there was real talent and soul. 886 00:43:55,228 --> 00:43:56,924 You know, it wasn't karaoke, it was you. 887 00:43:56,949 --> 00:44:00,163 It was very special edition, Mel. You're a very special talent. 888 00:44:00,188 --> 00:44:02,163 Thank you so... CHEERING 889 00:44:02,188 --> 00:44:04,163 Thank you so much, thank you! 890 00:44:04,188 --> 00:44:07,953 Sorry, you don't just walk on this stage at 77 891 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,564 and sing like that. 892 00:44:09,589 --> 00:44:12,484 So you must have done this when you were younger. 893 00:44:12,509 --> 00:44:16,004 You must have wanted to be a recording artist. Tell me. 894 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,033 I've been let down so many times, Simon. 895 00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:20,004 Really? AUDIENCE: Aw! 896 00:44:20,029 --> 00:44:22,953 A lot of times. OK. Well, you know what? 897 00:44:22,978 --> 00:44:25,283 Timing is everything, isn't it? Oh, yeah. 898 00:44:25,308 --> 00:44:26,953 And maybe this is your time, Mel. 899 00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:29,283 CHEERING 900 00:44:29,308 --> 00:44:34,033 So, now we have to vote. Let's start with, erm... 901 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:38,163 Britain's number one TV judge? LAUGHTER 902 00:44:38,188 --> 00:44:39,644 ...David. 903 00:44:39,669 --> 00:44:42,283 Mel, you made me pregnant during that performance. 904 00:44:42,308 --> 00:44:45,114 I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. 905 00:44:45,139 --> 00:44:46,804 CHEERING 906 00:44:46,829 --> 00:44:49,874 It's a yes from me, Mel. It's a yes from me. 907 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:53,594 Well, I think we have about 4,000 people here, Mel. 908 00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:55,444 So I'm going to make that... 909 00:44:55,469 --> 00:44:57,364 4,004 yeses. 910 00:44:57,389 --> 00:44:59,484 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 911 00:45:08,509 --> 00:45:10,724 # You got the future In your hands... # 912 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,644 You said you'd come to get the party started. 913 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,484 Yes. That's exactly what you just did. 914 00:45:14,509 --> 00:45:17,004 And Simon said the party's started. It definitely has. 915 00:45:17,029 --> 00:45:19,764 Listen, thank you very much. It's a pleasure meeting you two. 916 00:45:19,789 --> 00:45:21,314 Pleasure meeting you, too. Pleasure. 917 00:45:21,339 --> 00:45:22,924 Thank you for coming. See you next time. 918 00:45:22,949 --> 00:45:26,083 That's what you want. You just want somebody good. 919 00:45:26,108 --> 00:45:27,594 Just knocks it out the park. Yeah. 920 00:45:27,619 --> 00:45:29,804 # Here I am, baby 921 00:45:29,829 --> 00:45:33,213 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours. # 922 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,213 MUSIC: 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams 923 00:45:37,238 --> 00:45:41,624 # Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof... # 924 00:45:41,649 --> 00:45:44,064 I said today, I could be Barbie and he could be Ken. 925 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:46,543 Definitely! THEY LAUGH 926 00:45:46,568 --> 00:45:48,744 Shall we get you on? ALL: Yes! 927 00:45:48,769 --> 00:45:50,494 Come on, then. Yeah! 928 00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:54,934 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 929 00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:57,824 Tell me who you are. We are the Pocket Rockets. 930 00:45:57,849 --> 00:45:59,704 CHEERING 931 00:45:59,729 --> 00:46:03,624 If you won £250,000, how would you spend it? 932 00:46:03,649 --> 00:46:07,104 Dance studio to rehearse in. AUDIENCE: Aw! 933 00:46:07,129 --> 00:46:08,494 Do you think you could win? 934 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:10,934 ALL: Yeah! 935 00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:12,244 MUSIC: 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua 936 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,354 YES! 937 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:14,834 # I'm a Barbie girl In the Barbie world 938 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:18,364 # Life in plastic, it's fantastic 939 00:46:18,389 --> 00:46:22,164 # You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere 940 00:46:22,189 --> 00:46:24,804 # Imagination, life is your creation 941 00:46:24,829 --> 00:46:27,193 # Come on, Barbie, Let's go party. # 942 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,244 MUSIC: 'No Time For Tears' by Little Mix 943 00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:31,443 # No time for tears I won't be crying 944 00:46:31,468 --> 00:46:34,994 # Don't need you here I'm doing fine, yeah 945 00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:39,244 # You see, I'm moving on, moving on You can't kill my vibe 946 00:46:39,269 --> 00:46:41,964 # Not a tear's gonna fall From my eyes 947 00:46:41,989 --> 00:46:44,244 # No time for... # 948 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,393 MUSIC ENDS 949 00:46:46,418 --> 00:46:48,364 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 950 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,804 What is not to love about this? 951 00:46:50,829 --> 00:46:52,364 ALL: Thank you. 952 00:46:52,389 --> 00:46:54,754 You actually reminded me of when I was a little girl. 953 00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:55,834 THEY GIGGLE 954 00:46:55,859 --> 00:46:58,393 Full of attitude, full of sass. 955 00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:00,044 It's like watching eight of you... 956 00:47:00,069 --> 00:47:01,443 Yay! ..when you were younger. 957 00:47:01,468 --> 00:47:03,044 You're through to the next round. 958 00:47:03,069 --> 00:47:08,044 THEY SCREAM, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 959 00:47:08,069 --> 00:47:09,994 Ooh, I loved that. DAVID: That was good. 960 00:47:10,019 --> 00:47:11,474 That's how you do it. 961 00:47:13,418 --> 00:47:15,964 DISTORTED MUSIC 962 00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:18,393 BUZZING 963 00:47:21,859 --> 00:47:23,994 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 964 00:47:24,019 --> 00:47:25,914 SIMON: Wow, danger. 965 00:47:31,909 --> 00:47:33,994 Oh, my God. I'm nervous already. 966 00:47:36,298 --> 00:47:38,164 CROWD WHISTLE AND CHEER 967 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,804 OK. 968 00:47:42,269 --> 00:47:45,354 Hello. What's your name, please? 969 00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,044 My name is Andrew Basso. 970 00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:49,523 I'm guessing you're Italian. ltaliano. 971 00:47:49,548 --> 00:47:53,044 CHEERING 972 00:47:53,069 --> 00:47:55,354 I think I know what kind of act you're gonna be doing, 973 00:47:55,379 --> 00:47:57,044 but what was the moment where you thought, 974 00:47:57,069 --> 00:47:58,884 "You know what, going to do this?" 975 00:47:58,909 --> 00:48:02,084 When I was 13, I saw a movie about Houdini, 976 00:48:02,109 --> 00:48:03,834 and I thought, "I wanna do that." 977 00:48:03,859 --> 00:48:07,364 I'm assuming this is very, very dangerous. 978 00:48:07,389 --> 00:48:09,474 It is. Has it ever gone wrong? 979 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:13,914 It happened. 980 00:48:13,939 --> 00:48:15,393 But I'm still here. 981 00:48:15,418 --> 00:48:18,604 OK. Well, look, I don't think I'm gonna ask any more questions 982 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,114 because I'm just dying to see what you're gonna do. 983 00:48:21,139 --> 00:48:23,914 So good luck. Thank you very much. 984 00:48:23,939 --> 00:48:26,273 CHEERING 985 00:48:26,298 --> 00:48:28,164 INTENSE MUSIC 986 00:48:28,189 --> 00:48:31,244 This is the act that Harry Houdini said 987 00:48:31,269 --> 00:48:34,474 was the most dangerous and difficult. 988 00:48:34,499 --> 00:48:37,244 It represented the peak of his creation. 989 00:48:37,269 --> 00:48:41,044 The water torture cell. 990 00:48:43,548 --> 00:48:45,684 Being upside down... 991 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:47,044 Upside down?! 992 00:48:47,069 --> 00:48:48,604 ...throws your senses. 993 00:48:48,629 --> 00:48:50,523 The blood rushes to the head. 994 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:55,754 And it's challenging to stay calm and lower your heart rate 995 00:48:55,779 --> 00:48:59,523 when there is fear and adrenaline. 996 00:49:01,298 --> 00:49:02,914 Amanda, would you join me on stage? 997 00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:05,724 Oh, crikey. Thank you very much. 998 00:49:05,749 --> 00:49:07,554 APPLAUSE 999 00:49:09,499 --> 00:49:10,964 Would you stand here for me? 1000 00:49:12,139 --> 00:49:14,914 I will escape in two minutes. 1001 00:49:14,939 --> 00:49:19,114 Any longer and I may not come out alive. 1002 00:49:19,139 --> 00:49:21,114 I'm risking my life. 1003 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:25,084 Oh, my God. 1004 00:49:27,218 --> 00:49:29,034 You're going to handcuff me, both hands. 1005 00:49:29,059 --> 00:49:34,964 You will restrain my ankles and I will have only one help. 1006 00:49:36,269 --> 00:49:39,084 This paperclip. 1007 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,894 Please wish me good luck. 1008 00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:46,044 Good luck. Thank you. 1009 00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:48,614 APPLAUSE 1010 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:53,694 This is dangerous, by the way. 1011 00:49:56,949 --> 00:50:00,203 HANDCUFFS (LUCK 1012 00:50:20,509 --> 00:50:22,924 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 1013 00:50:22,949 --> 00:50:24,764 APPLAUSE 1014 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:26,203 MUSIC: 'Crazy' by 2WEl 1015 00:50:26,228 --> 00:50:29,694 # Does that make me crazy? 1016 00:50:30,999 --> 00:50:34,894 # Does that make me crazy? 1017 00:50:36,949 --> 00:50:40,203 # Does that make the crazy...? # 1018 00:50:40,228 --> 00:50:42,203 God. 1019 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:45,333 # Possibly. # 1020 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,484 DRAMATIC MUSIC 1021 00:51:00,839 --> 00:51:02,374 Oh, my God. 1022 00:51:11,279 --> 00:51:14,283 Don't try this at home. All right? 1023 00:51:36,949 --> 00:51:39,484 CHEERING 1024 00:52:05,358 --> 00:52:07,283 One and a half minutes is a long time. 1025 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:15,734 MUSIC BUILDS 1026 00:52:18,558 --> 00:52:21,283 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1027 00:52:22,509 --> 00:52:24,644 He's still got to do a lock yet. 1028 00:52:24,669 --> 00:52:29,254 MUSIC PULSES 1029 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:32,453 Two minutes! We've entered the danger zone. 1030 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,203 I don't think I can even watch this. 1031 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,283 Don't like it. 1032 00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:05,374 MUSIC STOPS, CHEERING 1033 00:53:06,839 --> 00:53:08,974 CROWD CHATTER 1034 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:11,564 He's run out of music. 1035 00:53:15,869 --> 00:53:18,484 Come O“, come O“, come 0“. 1036 00:53:24,478 --> 00:53:26,924 Seriously? He's panicking. He's panicking. 1037 00:53:34,158 --> 00:53:36,723 Come on! Come on! 1038 00:53:36,748 --> 00:53:37,963 MUSIC: 'Alive' by Sia 1039 00:53:37,988 --> 00:53:40,163 # I'm still breathing... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1040 00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:42,963 # I'm still breathing... # Oh, my God! 1041 00:53:44,238 --> 00:53:46,963 # I'm still breathing 1042 00:53:46,988 --> 00:53:51,163 # I'm alive 1043 00:53:51,188 --> 00:53:55,363 # I'm alive 1044 00:53:55,388 --> 00:53:59,603 # I'm alive 1045 00:53:59,628 --> 00:54:05,243 # I'm alive... # 1046 00:54:16,598 --> 00:54:18,003 Thank you. 1047 00:54:18,028 --> 00:54:20,163 Why would you wanna do that? 1048 00:54:20,188 --> 00:54:22,083 LAUGHTER 1049 00:54:22,108 --> 00:54:24,243 I feel more alive right now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1050 00:54:24,268 --> 00:54:26,293 # I'm alive... # 1051 00:54:26,318 --> 00:54:28,653 David. Well, I thought he was incredible. 1052 00:54:28,678 --> 00:54:31,493 I mean, I would have said yes and soon as you took off the robe. 1053 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,723 LAUGHTER 1054 00:54:32,748 --> 00:54:34,883 It was stunning. You're a great showman. 1055 00:54:34,908 --> 00:54:36,723 CHEERING 1056 00:54:36,748 --> 00:54:39,333 Alesha. It's so hard to watch, 1057 00:54:39,358 --> 00:54:42,133 but I'm just so impressed by your fearlessness. 1058 00:54:42,158 --> 00:54:44,853 Well done. Incredible. Thank you very much. 1059 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,293 What you did up there was dangerous, it was exciting, 1060 00:54:49,318 --> 00:54:52,653 it was brilliant to watch. Our hearts were in our mouths. 1061 00:54:52,678 --> 00:54:55,243 So congratulations for getting out alive and well done. 1062 00:54:55,268 --> 00:54:58,333 Thank you. CHEERING 1063 00:54:58,358 --> 00:55:01,933 There are a tiny, tiny group of people in the world 1064 00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:04,653 who could do what you just did. 1065 00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:07,003 That's an audition we're never going to forget. 1066 00:55:07,028 --> 00:55:08,543 CHEERING 1067 00:55:08,568 --> 00:55:09,713 David, yes or no? 1068 00:55:09,738 --> 00:55:13,183 Of course I am giving you a yes. 1069 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:16,463 I'm saying yes. Yes from me. 1070 00:55:16,488 --> 00:55:19,183 You have four "si"s. Thank you! 1071 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:22,513 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1072 00:55:22,538 --> 00:55:26,023 # I'm alive 1073 00:55:26,048 --> 00:55:28,623 # I'm alive... # 1074 00:55:28,648 --> 00:55:30,433 By the way, how amazing was that? 1075 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:31,983 Fantastic! 1076 00:55:32,008 --> 00:55:35,513 Today's been good. Thank you so much for coming. 1077 00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:40,593 # I'm alive 1078 00:55:40,618 --> 00:55:46,793 # I'm alive. # 1079 00:55:49,648 --> 00:55:51,433 DINOSAURS ROAR 1080 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,743 LAUGHTER Next! 1081 00:55:55,338 --> 00:55:56,743 Arghg Arghg 1082 00:55:56,768 --> 00:55:58,463 SHE VOCALISES Sensational! 1083 00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,713 EVIL LAUGHTER, THEY SCREAM 1084 00:56:00,738 --> 00:56:03,263 BUZZER SOUNDS Weird, even by MY standards. 1085 00:56:03,288 --> 00:56:04,313 Let's go! Hit it! 1086 00:56:05,688 --> 00:56:07,983 CHEERING Wow. 1087 00:56:09,098 --> 00:56:10,463 HE SCREAMS 1088 00:56:10,488 --> 00:56:12,263 I don't know what this is, but it's brilliant. 1089 00:56:12,288 --> 00:56:14,263 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 76093

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