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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,131 --> 00:00:17,702 ♪ Oh, I wake up ♪ 2 00:00:17,787 --> 00:00:19,834 ♪ Looking at my ♪ 3 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:22,961 ♪ Go to bed looking at my ♪ 4 00:00:23,045 --> 00:00:25,702 ♪ Take a nap looking at my ♪ 5 00:00:25,786 --> 00:00:29,747 ♪ Robot ♪ 6 00:00:31,444 --> 00:00:33,928 ♪ Yes, I find the time ♪ 7 00:00:34,012 --> 00:00:35,843 ♪ Looking at my ♪ 8 00:00:35,927 --> 00:00:39,064 ♪ Send a note looking at my ♪ 9 00:00:39,148 --> 00:00:42,067 ♪ Make a date looking at my ♪ 10 00:00:42,151 --> 00:00:46,242 ♪ Robot ♪ 11 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:51,206 ♪ Oh, I find my way looking at my ♪ 12 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:54,601 ♪ Buy my shit looking at my ♪ 13 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:57,734 ♪ Get the news looking at my ♪ 14 00:00:57,818 --> 00:01:01,735 ♪ Robot ♪ 15 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:05,742 ♪ Yes, I get paid ♪ 16 00:01:05,826 --> 00:01:07,918 ♪ Looking at my ♪ 17 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:11,096 ♪ Get laid looking at my ♪ 18 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:14,186 ♪ Eat my food looking at my ♪ 19 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:17,186 ♪ Robot ♪ 20 00:01:19,449 --> 00:01:21,932 ♪ Oh, I fried an egg ♪ 21 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:23,543 ♪ Looking at my ♪ 22 00:01:23,627 --> 00:01:27,068 ♪ Broke a leg looking at my ♪ 23 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:30,245 ♪ Got a job looking at my ♪ 24 00:01:30,329 --> 00:01:32,810 ♪ Robot ♪ 25 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:39,385 ♪ Yes, I read a book looking at my ♪ 26 00:01:39,469 --> 00:01:43,299 ♪ Broke up looking at my ♪ 27 00:01:44,256 --> 00:01:46,087 ♪ Hit a truck ♪ 28 00:01:46,171 --> 00:01:49,003 ♪ Looking at my ♪ 29 00:01:49,087 --> 00:01:52,224 ♪ Robot. ♪ 30 00:02:13,503 --> 00:02:15,029 Oh, my God. 31 00:02:15,113 --> 00:02:16,422 Cut. 32 00:02:25,776 --> 00:02:29,127 Oh. Amazing, huh? 33 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:36,181 Yo, Adrian. 34 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:50,891 Yes! 35 00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:53,891 It's all for you, Damien! 36 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,982 "Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg playing... 37 00:03:00,463 --> 00:03:03,338 ♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪ 38 00:03:03,422 --> 00:03:05,384 ♪ I went to school and I got a degree ♪ 39 00:03:05,468 --> 00:03:09,039 ♪ All my friends call it "the big D" ♪ 40 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:12,301 ♪ I went to school and I got the big D ♪ 41 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:15,394 - ♪ I got the big D... ♪ - Shit. 42 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:17,787 Ugh! 43 00:03:17,871 --> 00:03:19,267 Fuck. 44 00:03:19,351 --> 00:03:21,530 ♪ I got the big D ♪ 45 00:03:21,614 --> 00:03:23,141 ♪ I went to school... ♪ 46 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:24,925 Sam Fox. 47 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:26,970 On the scene. 48 00:03:27,054 --> 00:03:30,275 Childhood. Nostalgia. 49 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:37,329 Down there 50 00:03:37,413 --> 00:03:39,548 is the playground 51 00:03:39,632 --> 00:03:42,769 where I used to hang out 52 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:44,553 and, uh... 53 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:47,991 That's where I kissed a boy for the first time. 54 00:03:48,075 --> 00:03:51,256 And for the record, I kissed him. 55 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,256 And then he put his hand under my T-shirt. 56 00:03:55,431 --> 00:03:57,262 So... 57 00:03:57,346 --> 00:04:00,265 Up here, that is 58 00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:04,094 the window where I used to sneak cigarettes. 59 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:07,663 Marion never smoked because he is perfect. 60 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,622 - Hi. - Oh. Hi. Hi. 61 00:04:09,706 --> 00:04:11,145 Sorry. I... 62 00:04:11,229 --> 00:04:13,060 I'm not creeping on your house. I just... 63 00:04:13,144 --> 00:04:15,584 I used to play on that playground, and I-I lived there. 64 00:04:15,668 --> 00:04:17,412 That used to be my house. 65 00:04:17,496 --> 00:04:20,151 Right on. 66 00:04:23,502 --> 00:04:25,025 Can I... 67 00:04:27,593 --> 00:04:29,294 Oh. 68 00:04:29,378 --> 00:04:30,599 Well... 69 00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:32,732 Okay, you don't have to slam it. 70 00:04:32,816 --> 00:04:34,429 Jesus. 71 00:04:34,513 --> 00:04:36,605 It's amazing what you can see. 72 00:04:36,689 --> 00:04:38,300 So cool. 73 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,479 ♪ All day long, on the chaise longue. ♪ 74 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,178 Last time. 75 00:04:51,617 --> 00:04:53,532 Yes. 76 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,017 Hmm. 77 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:09,856 Oh. 78 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:12,162 Uh, h-hi. Hello. 79 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,730 Hi, Sam. 80 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,863 May I come in? 81 00:05:16,947 --> 00:05:19,431 Yes, yes. I was just, uh... 82 00:05:19,515 --> 00:05:22,172 giving my chicken carcass a happy ending. 83 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:24,392 Come on, boys, let's go. 84 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:26,173 Come on in. 85 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:41,017 I was just... 86 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:43,103 making stock. 87 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:45,500 Making stock. 88 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:48,155 Um... 89 00:05:48,239 --> 00:05:50,372 Do you want some... 90 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:55,028 Radish? 91 00:05:56,682 --> 00:05:59,163 I'm just gonna say it out loud. 92 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:03,475 It's... hell 93 00:06:03,559 --> 00:06:06,173 for me to be around your mother. 94 00:06:06,257 --> 00:06:08,390 Actual torture. 95 00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:10,699 Oh. 96 00:06:10,783 --> 00:06:12,397 Wow. 97 00:06:12,481 --> 00:06:15,661 It's because Phyllis reminds me of my mother. 98 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:18,403 She's got that same... 99 00:06:18,487 --> 00:06:21,710 Survivor, cultural mercenary, 100 00:06:21,794 --> 00:06:25,105 flowers blooming out of shit and ash mentality. 101 00:06:25,189 --> 00:06:29,022 My mother was a cruel, petty, 102 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:31,111 angry troll. 103 00:06:31,195 --> 00:06:34,114 I did not like my mother, and she never liked me. 104 00:06:34,198 --> 00:06:36,899 I knew I had to run away and avoid her 105 00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:38,945 until she died, and that's what I did. 106 00:06:39,029 --> 00:06:41,510 I can't believe I just said that out loud. 107 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,255 Well... 108 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,257 was there anything about her that you liked? 109 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:49,521 Well, I mean, she supported my whole family, 110 00:06:49,605 --> 00:06:53,739 and, uh, I suppose I got my work ethic from her. 111 00:06:55,045 --> 00:06:59,531 But I also got the prickly, stultifying stuff from her. 112 00:06:59,615 --> 00:07:02,095 You? No. 113 00:07:03,183 --> 00:07:06,494 I know what I am. Believe me. 114 00:07:06,578 --> 00:07:08,888 Don't you think I'd rather be like you? 115 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:10,716 Just hanging out. 116 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,371 Making everyone feel comfortable. 117 00:07:13,455 --> 00:07:17,113 But, uh, I drive people away. 118 00:07:17,197 --> 00:07:19,681 Everyone except for Marion. 119 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:21,509 I think he knows how to handle me 120 00:07:21,593 --> 00:07:24,773 because he's your mother's son. 121 00:07:24,857 --> 00:07:27,559 If that makes sense. 122 00:07:27,643 --> 00:07:29,561 Yeah. It does. 123 00:07:29,645 --> 00:07:33,129 I have arms because of her. 124 00:07:33,213 --> 00:07:36,263 And it's that same stubbornness, 125 00:07:36,347 --> 00:07:39,135 it's that same babyish behavior 126 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:42,312 that has driven me this close to matricide. 127 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:45,141 My mother tried to abort me, 128 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:48,057 - like, eight different ways. - Whoa. 129 00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:51,191 And I'm not speaking hyperbolically. 130 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:52,888 And the worst part is 131 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,325 she told me about every time. 132 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:58,328 See? Anatoly's mom isn't the only one. 133 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:01,111 The world is filled with mean moms. 134 00:08:01,851 --> 00:08:03,595 Guess so. 135 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:05,510 Geez. 136 00:08:05,594 --> 00:08:08,382 I, um... 137 00:08:08,466 --> 00:08:11,513 have always been envious of you and Phil. 138 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:17,519 You two genuinely like each other. 139 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:20,525 No, it's true. 140 00:08:20,609 --> 00:08:22,349 You do. 141 00:08:29,748 --> 00:08:30,665 Wha... You... 142 00:08:30,749 --> 00:08:33,447 Bye. Okay. 143 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,587 Uh, yes? 144 00:08:39,671 --> 00:08:42,460 Take my hand. 145 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:45,982 I have chicken fingers. Okay... 146 00:08:48,637 --> 00:08:49,684 It's okay. 147 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:52,423 Ow. Strong. 148 00:08:54,947 --> 00:08:56,778 Oh. 149 00:08:56,862 --> 00:08:58,693 What is this? 150 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:01,740 My brother said you needed something for the landing. 151 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:03,086 Your touching spot. 152 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,049 Your brother? 153 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:09,614 Joe, the feng shui guy. 154 00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:13,055 Oh! 155 00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:15,710 Your brother. 156 00:09:15,794 --> 00:09:17,407 Okay. And, also, 157 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,540 your brother is... 158 00:09:19,624 --> 00:09:21,760 - Very hot. - So's yours. 159 00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:24,020 Ew. No. 160 00:09:28,851 --> 00:09:31,683 Now you have a little less of an empty nest. 161 00:09:39,905 --> 00:09:41,562 I love it. 162 00:09:41,646 --> 00:09:43,605 Thank you. 163 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:47,173 Thank you. I accept. 164 00:09:48,784 --> 00:09:52,355 You are the essence of this family. 165 00:09:52,439 --> 00:09:54,662 You keep it going. 166 00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:59,664 And, uh, if I've behaved badly, I'm sorry. 167 00:10:00,796 --> 00:10:03,105 - Same, Caroline. I'm sorry, too. - It's "Caro-lynne." 168 00:10:03,189 --> 00:10:05,844 - I'm sorry for that, too. - Okay. 169 00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:10,675 Okay. 170 00:10:13,286 --> 00:10:16,554 Let's put you in pride of place. 171 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,817 - I can't lift that thing. It's too heavy. - Oh. 172 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,601 - Uh, I had somebody drop it off. - Jesus. 173 00:10:20,685 --> 00:10:22,603 - Oh. Okay. - It's bronze. 174 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:24,866 Be careful. 175 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,955 It-it's very valuable. 176 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:29,085 You're gonna have to have it insured. 177 00:10:31,478 --> 00:10:32,700 Sammy. 178 00:10:32,784 --> 00:10:34,960 These are going in the garage fridge. We know. 179 00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:37,662 We're in a hurry. We have to pick up his suit. 180 00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:40,839 Oh, Sammy, uh, Push has CBD cream for your hands. 181 00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:43,447 Don't eat it. 182 00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:46,888 Oh, my God, it's gonna be so cute. 183 00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,498 - Hi, Push. - Hey, Push. 184 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:49,935 Hi, Aunt Sammy. 185 00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:51,545 - That's for you. - Oh, thank you. 186 00:10:51,629 --> 00:10:53,808 - You're welcome. Mwah. - Mwah. 187 00:10:53,892 --> 00:10:55,810 - You okay? - Yeah, uh... 188 00:10:55,894 --> 00:10:59,463 You guys, also, don't forget to bring your own chairs. 189 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,771 And come back soon. 190 00:11:08,951 --> 00:11:10,825 Oh! 191 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,827 Jesus. 192 00:11:23,095 --> 00:11:25,884 Whoa... 193 00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:27,668 Whoa. 194 00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:30,628 I got my period, period. 195 00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:32,760 It is the heaviest period 196 00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:35,850 I've ever seen, exclamation point. 197 00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:37,722 Mark. 198 00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:40,115 Is it normal to get your period now? 199 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,508 Question mark. 200 00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:43,771 At this time in your life? 201 00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,468 Question mark. 202 00:11:45,552 --> 00:11:48,210 I never thought I would get my period again, 203 00:11:48,294 --> 00:11:49,734 period. 204 00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:53,694 Also, don't forget to bring the candles, period. 205 00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:57,176 And your own chairs, exclamation point. 206 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,741 Mark. 207 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,873 Because I saw a picture of her, like, crying on Instagram, 208 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:44,005 - so I assumed she wasn't going... - She posted... 209 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:45,746 - She posted a picture of her crying? - Oh, yeah, she posted that, 210 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,052 and then I said, "Oh, send pictures if you're going." 211 00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:48,923 You okay? 212 00:12:49,007 --> 00:12:51,709 Yeah. I'm fine. Why? 213 00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,841 You're all flushed. 214 00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:55,930 I am? Ooh. 215 00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:58,541 That's a miracle, considering the amount of blood... 216 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,936 What is that smell? 217 00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:08,900 I don't smell anything. 218 00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:12,164 - Oh, I smell something, too. - Smells like anxiety. 219 00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:13,339 And fish. 220 00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:15,384 Oh. 221 00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:17,996 Close your legs. 222 00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:20,389 Whoever smelt it dealt it. 223 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,869 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done now. 224 00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:24,829 - Lol. It's not me. - It's... 225 00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:27,483 It's fish, the smell. 226 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,094 Oh, maybe it's Gefilte. 227 00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:33,141 Oh, fish. 228 00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:36,014 Her fish. 229 00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:38,973 Thank God. 230 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:41,019 Yeah. 231 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:44,892 Honey, can we talk about this fish? 232 00:13:44,976 --> 00:13:47,373 This fish is the size of a koi. 233 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:50,811 Okay, it's too big for this tank. 234 00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,031 Is it the fish? Is he dead? 235 00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:55,120 No. 236 00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:57,949 No, he's very much alive. 237 00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,862 He's like a 30-year-old who hasn't moved out yet. 238 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,047 What do you think he's thinking? 239 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:12,441 He's not. And how do you know they're a he? 240 00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:14,835 Well, I was just assuming 241 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,881 because "Gefilte" is traditionally 242 00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:19,057 a boy's name. 243 00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,406 Lol. 244 00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,108 I think... 245 00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:30,677 Field trip? 246 00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:32,070 ♪ I know a place ♪ 247 00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:34,333 ♪ I know a place, I know a place ♪ 248 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,769 ♪ We can go... ♪ 249 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:38,293 Okay, just, everybody, let me just 250 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,991 think about this for one sec. Don't... 251 00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:41,993 Just don't watch. 252 00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,429 Let me just... Okay. 253 00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:46,127 Gefilte, congratulations. 254 00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:49,391 You will be moving out of this fakakta studio apartment 255 00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,393 into a palatial estate. 256 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:52,742 Welcome to Dubai. 257 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,959 Good luck. Break a fin. 258 00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,010 Oh... 259 00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,968 How's it going? 260 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,970 Oh. 261 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,145 Hi. 262 00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:05,755 Hi, there. 263 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,019 Fishing's over at the other end of the lake. 264 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,586 There are world-class bass, tilapia, trout. 265 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:13,415 And for that, you do need a license. 266 00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,027 Okay, um, but we're not, we're not fishing. 267 00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:19,465 No. Not. No fishing going on here. 268 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,162 Did you just... 269 00:15:21,246 --> 00:15:22,511 dump a fish? 270 00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,905 No. 271 00:15:24,989 --> 00:15:26,254 Not at all. 272 00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:28,909 Would that... be a bad thing? 273 00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,911 Well, it interferes with the ecosystem. 274 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,479 Can't introduce a saltwater fish to a freshwater lake. 275 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,656 Oh, God, we crossed the streams. 276 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,615 Literally. And whatever kind of fish you dumped 277 00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:42,009 will have a very low chance of survival 278 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:45,708 and can cause a massive amount of damage. 279 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,014 Oh, shit. 280 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,973 We were just trying to give him a better life. 281 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,191 Look, I get it, 282 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,454 but you need to leave the stocking to us. 283 00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:56,676 That means no dumping 284 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,762 your own fish. 285 00:15:59,763 --> 00:16:01,594 Are you kidding? This is more than parking 286 00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,074 in front of a fire hydrant. 287 00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:07,034 Also, don't feed bread to the ducks. Come on. 288 00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:09,033 And, uh, have a nice day. 289 00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:11,427 I... 290 00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:23,224 I know where you live. 291 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:24,573 Excuse me? 292 00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:27,098 You have a purple built-in chest 293 00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:29,013 in your second bedroom closet. 294 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:33,492 I buried Barbies in the drywall in your garage. 295 00:16:34,754 --> 00:16:36,107 Oh, my God. 296 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,849 I had a flood, and Barbies came out of the wall. 297 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,027 Are you the lady that was filming my house the other day? 298 00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:44,680 Yus. 299 00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:46,900 I loved that house. 300 00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:50,034 My parents lost it in bankruptcy. 301 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:51,818 Uh-huh. 302 00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:53,646 I'm sorry. That's hard. 303 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,083 If it's any consolation, it's not my house. 304 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,911 It's my parents'. They left it to me. 305 00:16:57,995 --> 00:16:59,957 They passed, but I remember them 306 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,523 telling me how they were able to get it 307 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,177 because they got such a good deal. 308 00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,266 Oh. 309 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,659 Thanks. 310 00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:08,574 You want to... 311 00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:10,880 come by sometime? I-I don't know. 312 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,057 I could give you a proper tour. 313 00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:14,884 Serious? 314 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,626 Yeah, I would, I would really love that. 315 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,194 I-I-I just drive by every once in a while 316 00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:24,111 staring ghoulishly into it trying to capture old memories. 317 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:26,331 Yeah. I've seen your car. 318 00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:28,246 The El Camino. 319 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:32,076 - I love your car. - Me, too. 320 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,165 Come by. 321 00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:37,991 You know, let's pull up loose floorboards. 322 00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,082 I would really like that. 323 00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:43,826 So, still? 324 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,046 Oh, yes. Definitely. 325 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,569 Okay. 326 00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:50,964 All right, people. 327 00:17:51,048 --> 00:17:53,314 Let's get going. We don't want to make the nice 328 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,100 Fish and Game ranger mad with his nice gun. 329 00:17:56,184 --> 00:17:58,189 What did he say? 330 00:17:58,273 --> 00:18:00,539 Take it easy. 331 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,803 That's gonna be your new daddy. 332 00:18:03,887 --> 00:18:06,585 We're gonna live in Mommy's childhood house. 333 00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:32,266 Honey? 334 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,399 Can I get a hug? 335 00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:35,617 - Mom. - Aw. 336 00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:38,356 You, too, bloodless daughter. 337 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,070 Childhood. 338 00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:55,855 - Where you going? - I'm going for a little walk. 339 00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:57,639 Well, then take the dogs. 340 00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:59,725 No, I'll be right back. 341 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,122 Okay. I don't know. 342 00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:18,834 - ...when I'm doing makeup... Oh. - And suck in for me. Mm-hmm. 343 00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:20,401 - Thank you, dear. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 344 00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:22,795 - Hi. Come in. - Hi. 345 00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,190 Is this really happening? What am I doing? 346 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,801 You're doing this because we are withered husks, 347 00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:31,238 and the pickings is slim. 348 00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:36,722 - Hi. - No, but seriously, honey, good job. 349 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,550 - Thank you. - I mean, who could be better? 350 00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,334 He's been pre-disastered, like Garp. 351 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,031 Yeah, I guess so. 352 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,294 Hi. 353 00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:44,817 I just want to thank you 354 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,036 for having us here on your special day. 355 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,429 And, here. 356 00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:50,997 This is for you. 357 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:53,042 - Money... and love. - Oh. 358 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,696 - Th-Thank you. - Aw. 359 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,481 - Th-That's so kind. - Not in that order. 360 00:19:56,565 --> 00:19:58,222 That's really nice, Caroline. 361 00:19:58,306 --> 00:20:00,572 - So sweet. - For the record, I just have to say this. 362 00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:02,008 This is a mistake. 363 00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:04,402 All right? You can still get out of it. 364 00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:06,012 It's not too late. 365 00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:08,275 You don't know what you're doing. You're... 366 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,016 You're scared. 367 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,453 You're vulnerable. You're scared... 368 00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:14,281 to be alone. 369 00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:18,024 It's not a reason to do this to yourself again. 370 00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:21,201 All right? He has scarred you. 371 00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:23,725 And-and he has scarred all of us, 372 00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:26,334 as-as a family. 373 00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,345 Scars make you stronger. 374 00:20:34,429 --> 00:20:36,260 Sisters can destroy you. 375 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,478 And why would you wear white to my wedding? 376 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,790 Fuck off, Felicia. 377 00:20:48,007 --> 00:20:51,362 Yeah, uh, do you guys have a tampon? 378 00:20:51,446 --> 00:20:52,841 I... 379 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:55,061 don't have my period anymore. 380 00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:57,498 - Do you want a tissue? - I just... 381 00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,500 I'll... just gonna slip away. 382 00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,285 Oh. 383 00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,287 How-how old is she now? 384 00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:05,460 She's still getting her period? 385 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,336 Oh, Jesus! 386 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,251 - Lock's broken. - Yeah, we don't have locks 387 00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,470 on any of the doors. 388 00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:14,080 House policy. Goodbye. 389 00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:16,474 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. Come in here. 390 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,302 Wh... 391 00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:21,302 - Close the door. - Okay. 392 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,522 Uh, yes? 393 00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,269 So, I guess this is, uh, 394 00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,833 it for us. 395 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:33,792 Old friends. 396 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,321 Yeah. 397 00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:39,497 Okay. 398 00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:42,587 Goodbye now. Yes. 399 00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:44,368 Thank you. 400 00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,111 For this. 401 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,738 You okay? 402 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,393 Yeah, I'm just chillin'. 403 00:22:06,477 --> 00:22:08,914 I got a bad stomach. 404 00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:13,008 I mean, are you sure 405 00:22:13,092 --> 00:22:15,446 about this whole thing? 406 00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:17,622 Oh, that. Uh... 407 00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:20,407 Not at all. 408 00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:23,802 But it feels good, so I'm gonna go with that. 409 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,804 Except for my stomach. 410 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:29,851 Well, you're right where you should be then. 411 00:22:31,589 --> 00:22:33,420 Excuse me. 412 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,466 Sorry to do this, but... 413 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,161 - Whoa, hey, soldier. - I just got to... 414 00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:44,475 That's why I came in. All right. 415 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,390 You have fun. 416 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,130 Sammy? 417 00:22:48,214 --> 00:22:50,959 Can you come back in here and tap me on the shoulder? 418 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:54,267 - This one's really gonna hurt. - No. Ew. 419 00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:56,269 God bless! 420 00:22:56,353 --> 00:22:59,269 "Do You Believe in Rapture?" by Sean Alan playing... 421 00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:14,023 ♪ Stand behind his drunken amp ♪ 422 00:23:15,111 --> 00:23:19,597 ♪ Stand behind his light of love ♪ 423 00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:21,120 ♪ Hear him yowl... ♪ 424 00:23:21,204 --> 00:23:23,644 Friends. 425 00:23:23,728 --> 00:23:24,863 Family. 426 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,430 Village so dear. 427 00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:28,649 We are gathered here 428 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:30,782 to reunite two of our people. 429 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:32,914 Sunny... 430 00:23:32,998 --> 00:23:35,177 and Jeff. 431 00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:36,962 ♪ Do you believe in... ♪ 432 00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:39,617 I always thought that the first 433 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:42,097 wedding that I would preside over 434 00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:43,969 would be a gay wedding. 435 00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:46,450 Please. 436 00:23:46,534 --> 00:23:48,495 And, as we all know, there's nothing gay about 437 00:23:48,579 --> 00:23:50,628 Sunny or Jeff, except... 438 00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:53,021 their out and proud son, Push. Go, Push! 439 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,332 ♪ Do you believe ♪ 440 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,640 ♪ In rapture, babe? ♪ 441 00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:05,512 We all know that life takes us 442 00:24:05,596 --> 00:24:07,906 down some strange 443 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,517 but familiar roads. 444 00:24:10,601 --> 00:24:11,823 And the strangest, 445 00:24:11,907 --> 00:24:14,956 the most science experiment-y one, 446 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,741 really, in fact, the meanest thing 447 00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:19,526 that can ever happen to you is... 448 00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:21,351 your kids grow up. 449 00:24:22,613 --> 00:24:26,577 This house was covered in glitter for years. 450 00:24:26,661 --> 00:24:28,622 It was like a fairy murder crime scene. 451 00:24:29,794 --> 00:24:31,059 And we survived all of it, 452 00:24:31,143 --> 00:24:33,105 and here I am now alone, 453 00:24:33,189 --> 00:24:34,802 staring into the abyss... 454 00:24:34,886 --> 00:24:37,152 This is a real jawbreaker, buddy. 455 00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:39,111 Uh... 456 00:24:39,195 --> 00:24:40,504 - Now. - Yeah. 457 00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:42,807 Um... 458 00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:47,685 Do you, Jeffrey Rosebud Rader, 459 00:24:47,769 --> 00:24:52,559 promise to think about Sunny's birthdays and anniversaries 460 00:24:52,643 --> 00:24:54,082 months ahead? 461 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,650 And do you promise to take loving pictures 462 00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,739 of Sunny when she's not looking? 463 00:24:58,823 --> 00:25:03,219 And continue in your good ways? 464 00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:05,920 I do. 465 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,705 Do you, Sunny, 466 00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:11,230 promise to try to forget about the last 21 years? 467 00:25:11,314 --> 00:25:13,537 I do. 468 00:25:14,622 --> 00:25:16,757 But, most importantly, 469 00:25:16,841 --> 00:25:19,717 do you promise to keep your sun shining for yourself? 470 00:25:19,801 --> 00:25:22,107 - I do. - Aw. 471 00:25:23,587 --> 00:25:26,114 I now pronounce you better for each other. 472 00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:27,551 You may now grab face. 473 00:25:31,595 --> 00:25:33,252 We break these glasses because, 474 00:25:33,336 --> 00:25:34,949 at this moment, we are at the height 475 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,777 of our merriment and gaiety. 476 00:25:36,861 --> 00:25:38,605 We're too gay! 477 00:25:38,689 --> 00:25:40,477 Because... 478 00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:44,129 where there is rejoicing, there should also be trembling. 479 00:25:44,869 --> 00:25:47,306 Woe, for we all must die. 480 00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,571 Woe, for we all must die. 481 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,574 Memento mori. 482 00:25:56,011 --> 00:25:57,668 - Bummer. - Shh. 483 00:25:57,752 --> 00:25:59,496 Sunny, Jeff, 484 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,715 may your love for each other last longer 485 00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:04,109 than it would take to put these pieces of glass back together. 486 00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:06,935 - Sing ye. - Sing ye. 487 00:26:07,805 --> 00:26:10,332 Let's eat! 488 00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:16,251 ♪ 489 00:26:16,335 --> 00:26:19,037 Sweetie, why are Jews called "the chosen people"? 490 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,604 That seems unfair. 491 00:26:20,688 --> 00:26:22,603 Can I have this? 492 00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:26,000 - You don't want none of this! - Lord, I am so happy 493 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,393 it's not me getting married. 494 00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:28,786 Don't mind if I don't. 495 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,352 Oh, I love weddings. 496 00:26:30,436 --> 00:26:32,746 Doesn't the keto make your vagina smell weird? 497 00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:34,487 Yeah, well, I have that anyway. I have a pussy. 498 00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,097 - Pussies smell weird. - I was keto for a year, 499 00:26:36,181 --> 00:26:38,883 and now I'm just thinking, did my pussy smell weird? 500 00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:40,537 Are you, though? 501 00:26:40,621 --> 00:26:42,321 If you had to leave in a hurry, what would you take, 502 00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:43,975 and what would you leave behind? 503 00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:46,020 The earth? Or leave your home? 504 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,632 Oh, no, I was thinking, like, death. 505 00:26:48,716 --> 00:26:50,329 Mom, if you had to leave right now, 506 00:26:50,413 --> 00:26:51,896 like, what would you take and what would you leave behind? 507 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:53,550 I would sow my field in a circle 508 00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:56,117 and leave the four corners to those who need it. 509 00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:59,468 Our dad said that at a seder once. Your grandpa. 510 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:01,296 He would be very proud of you. 511 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,168 Jesus, bro, get a hold of yourself. 512 00:27:03,252 --> 00:27:04,909 That's a rough one, man. 513 00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:06,954 Poor guy. 514 00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:08,565 Oh, my God. 515 00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:12,003 I think there's hormones for men, aren't there? 516 00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:19,747 This is dinner! 517 00:27:29,757 --> 00:27:31,457 - Bro! - You found my baseball cards. 518 00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,459 Where-where are the rest of them? 519 00:27:33,543 --> 00:27:35,417 And why did you write your name on Hank Aaron? 520 00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:38,595 Uh, those are my baseball cards. 521 00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:39,683 Why do you... 522 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:42,599 - Why would they be yours? - Your ba... 523 00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:45,384 Yeah, I may owe you some money. 524 00:27:45,468 --> 00:27:47,691 Come here. 525 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,797 What? 526 00:27:48,882 --> 00:27:51,259 You gonna take me to the rest of the baseball cards? - I have something for you. 527 00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,958 With my name on it? 528 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:56,743 Stay there. 529 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,227 What is this? 530 00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:05,531 - Mom wanted you to have it. - What? 531 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,844 Aw, come on. 532 00:28:10,928 --> 00:28:12,803 Is it... Oh, shit. 533 00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:14,282 Is that part of it? 534 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,806 - The lights going out? - No. 535 00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:17,111 - Hey. - Hi. 536 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,852 - Need some help? - No. You know what? 537 00:28:18,936 --> 00:28:20,245 I'm gonna check the generator. 538 00:28:20,329 --> 00:28:22,377 Take care of your bride. 539 00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:25,119 - Well, by "bride," I mean... - Yeah, yeah. 540 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,860 - Can you... - Hey, buddy. 541 00:28:26,944 --> 00:28:28,645 Yeah. 542 00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:29,820 You okay? 543 00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:35,692 Yeah, this whole day. This, uh... 544 00:28:36,693 --> 00:28:38,002 This whole year. 545 00:28:38,086 --> 00:28:40,088 Yeah. 546 00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:43,834 I miss smoking bones with you. 547 00:28:43,918 --> 00:28:45,966 Hey, buddy. 548 00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,533 We still got poker. 549 00:28:47,617 --> 00:28:49,361 Maybe we'll take some long walks on the beach. 550 00:28:49,445 --> 00:28:51,363 How about that? 551 00:28:51,447 --> 00:28:54,018 Ah, finally. 552 00:28:54,102 --> 00:28:56,629 Mm, you guys are so cute together. 553 00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:58,457 - We are. Don't be jealous. - Hey. 554 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,025 - You should get a room. - We have a room. 555 00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:03,070 Buddy. 556 00:29:03,154 --> 00:29:04,463 I'm proud of you, buddy. 557 00:29:04,547 --> 00:29:05,986 - I really am. - Thanks, Dad. 558 00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:08,685 - It's a big day for you. - You doing okay? 559 00:29:08,769 --> 00:29:10,556 You're an honest kid again. 560 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,341 - I guess so. - Yeah. 561 00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:16,388 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay, yeah. 562 00:29:16,472 --> 00:29:19,214 I mean, what are the options? Huh? 563 00:29:21,477 --> 00:29:22,611 Green light. 564 00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,048 Press the green light. 565 00:29:24,132 --> 00:29:26,790 - Mom, you all right? - Hi. Yes. 566 00:29:26,874 --> 00:29:29,749 I'm looking for the green light generator. Green... 567 00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:33,144 - Fuck! Motherfucker! - Oh, my God. 568 00:29:33,228 --> 00:29:36,800 - Shit. You okay? - Fuck! Fuck! 569 00:29:36,884 --> 00:29:38,323 Excuse me. 570 00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:40,368 Would you please refrain from using vulgarities? 571 00:29:40,452 --> 00:29:42,936 We have children over here. 572 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,285 Oh, my gosh. 573 00:29:44,369 --> 00:29:46,679 We're sorry. I apologize. 574 00:29:46,763 --> 00:29:48,809 Thank you. 575 00:29:50,636 --> 00:29:52,380 Did you lose your power? 576 00:29:52,464 --> 00:29:55,862 Yes, I lost my power long ago. 577 00:29:55,946 --> 00:29:59,039 But also, I have no electricity. 578 00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,041 How about you? 579 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,217 I do have a generator, though. 580 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,608 It's just not kicking in. 581 00:30:08,002 --> 00:30:10,656 Who are you? 582 00:30:11,396 --> 00:30:14,838 We live here. We're the Foxes. 583 00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:16,970 We're the Shirikis. 584 00:30:17,054 --> 00:30:18,972 I'm Setareh. 585 00:30:19,056 --> 00:30:20,931 I like your music. 586 00:30:21,015 --> 00:30:23,977 Oh. Thank you, dear. 587 00:30:24,061 --> 00:30:26,806 I Shazam the dick out of it! 588 00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:28,895 Ooh! 589 00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:30,767 So sorry. Potty mouth. 590 00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:33,073 Salaam. 591 00:30:35,986 --> 00:30:38,513 Now we know our neighbors. 592 00:30:38,597 --> 00:30:40,295 Mom. 593 00:30:42,732 --> 00:30:44,693 You're nice. 594 00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:47,827 You know something, you're... you're a really good person. 595 00:30:47,911 --> 00:30:49,786 - What? - You are. 596 00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:53,485 You have... You have a way of bringing people together 597 00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:56,401 and... and-and making people feel good. 598 00:30:56,485 --> 00:31:00,797 And... I don't know, I like it. 599 00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,799 I like you. 600 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:06,016 I like the... I like the way you live your life. 601 00:31:09,628 --> 00:31:11,895 I gotta take a shit. 602 00:31:11,979 --> 00:31:14,198 Okay. 603 00:31:26,645 --> 00:31:28,778 ♪ 604 00:31:38,179 --> 00:31:40,053 Slip away. 605 00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:41,968 Just slip away. 606 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,701 In Japanese Buddhism, 607 00:32:19,785 --> 00:32:22,530 life is described like water. 608 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,751 It's something that's poured in and out of our bodies, 609 00:32:25,835 --> 00:32:28,620 like moving from one container to another. 610 00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,627 From conception, 611 00:32:32,711 --> 00:32:35,323 you're gradually poured into the world. 612 00:32:36,802 --> 00:32:39,112 But you aren't even considered fully poured in 613 00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:41,720 until you're around seven years old. 614 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,291 By the time you're 60 years old, 615 00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:46,903 you've already started the slow process 616 00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:48,861 of pouring back out. 617 00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:52,082 So there's no single moment where you start 618 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,081 or stop being alive. 619 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,181 That kind of dreamy mental absence 620 00:33:04,265 --> 00:33:06,966 that you had as a kid, 621 00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:10,317 the same kind of fogginess that comes back when you grow old... 622 00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:12,102 - Aw. - ...that's attributed 623 00:33:12,186 --> 00:33:14,753 to the waters of your life being scattered. 624 00:33:19,976 --> 00:33:22,025 Satisfying. 625 00:33:22,109 --> 00:33:24,810 ♪ Into the wood ♪ 626 00:33:24,894 --> 00:33:27,160 ♪ The wood, the wood, the wood ♪ 627 00:33:27,244 --> 00:33:30,250 ♪ The wood, the wood ♪ 628 00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:33,337 ♪ The wood, the wood... ♪ 629 00:33:46,742 --> 00:33:51,181 And now it's time to make your mizuko. 630 00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:54,663 Feel free to open the package. 631 00:33:56,839 --> 00:34:01,365 Give yourself time to feel the clay in your hands. 632 00:34:03,324 --> 00:34:06,112 It's your opportunity to 633 00:34:06,196 --> 00:34:08,546 create a new beginning. 634 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,638 Yes, this time is joyful. 635 00:34:15,205 --> 00:34:16,554 It's to celebrate. 636 00:34:28,262 --> 00:34:31,833 You have courage to be here today. 637 00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:21,318 H-Hi. 638 00:35:21,402 --> 00:35:23,407 Hello, darling. 639 00:35:23,491 --> 00:35:25,931 Hi. It's just me. What are you doing? 640 00:35:26,015 --> 00:35:29,239 Oh, we're just up the pub serving breakfast and beer. 641 00:35:29,323 --> 00:35:31,328 Say hi. 642 00:35:31,412 --> 00:35:33,199 All right, Sam? 643 00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:36,289 Hello, Ben. My boy Ben. 644 00:35:38,245 --> 00:35:39,379 What you up to? 645 00:35:39,463 --> 00:35:42,252 I married Sunny and Jeff. 646 00:35:42,336 --> 00:35:43,383 What? You what? 647 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,907 I got ordained, and I married them. 648 00:35:45,991 --> 00:35:47,518 Who are they? 649 00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,302 Mom, you know who they are. 650 00:35:49,386 --> 00:35:52,566 It's Su... Doesn't matter. 651 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,265 Where are you? Why is it so dark? 652 00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:57,528 I'm in my car outside the house. 653 00:35:57,612 --> 00:35:59,747 - Whatever for? - I don't know. 654 00:35:59,831 --> 00:36:03,273 Oh, darling, you shouldn't spend so much time alone. 655 00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:06,189 Anyway, one day, your knight on a white horse 656 00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:08,321 is going to come through and swoop you up. 657 00:36:08,405 --> 00:36:10,367 What? What? 658 00:36:10,451 --> 00:36:12,456 What even is that? No. 659 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,458 I don't want that. I don't want... 660 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:18,897 No, I don't want somebody to swoop me up. 661 00:36:18,981 --> 00:36:20,159 No. 662 00:36:20,243 --> 00:36:21,465 I don't want to s-swoop. 663 00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:23,902 I don't want to get swooped up. 664 00:36:23,986 --> 00:36:27,253 No, I really don't. I really don't. 665 00:36:27,337 --> 00:36:30,387 I really don't want that. 666 00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,780 I really... I like... 667 00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:36,001 I like where I am. I'm... I'm... 668 00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:38,308 I'm happy. I'm happy. 669 00:36:38,392 --> 00:36:40,919 I'm happy. 670 00:36:41,003 --> 00:36:45,880 I really, really like where I am now. 671 00:36:45,964 --> 00:36:48,405 I'm just realizing this right now. 672 00:36:48,489 --> 00:36:49,971 Darling, 673 00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:52,057 you're rambling. 674 00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:57,065 Phil... 675 00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:58,977 we had fun, didn't we? 676 00:37:00,022 --> 00:37:02,245 Didn't we just? 677 00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:05,073 I wish I had a quarter of your strength. 678 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:06,336 How's that? 679 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:08,294 It's very loud here. 680 00:37:08,378 --> 00:37:10,601 I wish I had a quarter of your strength. 681 00:37:10,685 --> 00:37:12,298 Um, I've got to run. 682 00:37:12,382 --> 00:37:13,995 We're in the middle of the morning rush. 683 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:17,216 Bangers and mash and all the bits like you like. 684 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,262 And good pub ale. 685 00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:21,133 Thank you. 686 00:37:21,217 --> 00:37:22,392 Ta-ra. 687 00:37:23,504 --> 00:37:26,423 Um... 688 00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:29,181 I love you! 689 00:37:45,589 --> 00:37:48,465 From the high desert in the great American Southwest, 690 00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:50,467 I bid you all good evening, good morning, good afternoon, 691 00:37:50,551 --> 00:37:53,165 wherever you may be in the world's prolific time zones 692 00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:55,689 covered by this program... All of them... 693 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,517 Which is Coast to Coast AM. 694 00:37:57,601 --> 00:37:59,824 I'm Art Bell. 695 00:37:59,908 --> 00:38:02,305 All right, back to the question of intelligence. 696 00:38:02,389 --> 00:38:07,135 Uh, what are you able to... a-a-attribute to them? 697 00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:10,487 Do they, for example... do they ever go through people? 698 00:38:10,571 --> 00:38:13,446 Do they go through... You said they went into the ocean. 699 00:38:13,530 --> 00:38:16,841 - Right. - Then, according to the laws of physics, 700 00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:19,539 it... they should move or could move in the water, 701 00:38:19,623 --> 00:38:22,542 but wouldn't they move slower in the water than in the air? 702 00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:24,544 - Well, that... - The answer is no, huh? 703 00:38:24,628 --> 00:38:26,503 No, when I talked to Dr. Jack Kasher... 704 00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:28,331 He's a professor of physics at Nebraska... he said, 705 00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:30,158 well, this puts it in a total different realm. 706 00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,291 There's no such thing that can do that, you know. 707 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,947 You're telling me that this week, on the 11th, 708 00:38:36,031 --> 00:38:38,515 we're going to have a total eclipse. 709 00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:41,692 You're telling me that we're going to see some meteors 710 00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:43,824 that we have not seen before. 711 00:38:43,908 --> 00:38:46,392 You're telling me that there are thousands 712 00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:48,002 of new comets out there. 713 00:38:48,086 --> 00:38:49,743 You're telling me... You haven't even mentioned 714 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,136 the giant solar flares. 715 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,529 Nothing slows 'em down. 716 00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:54,313 They just zip in, zip out. 717 00:38:54,397 --> 00:38:55,749 So it's an incredible life-form. 718 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,360 You know, where they come from, we don't know. 719 00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:58,970 Who knows, you know? 720 00:39:00,447 --> 00:39:03,148 ♪ Some things in life are bad ♪ 721 00:39:03,232 --> 00:39:06,238 ♪ They can really make you mad ♪ 722 00:39:06,322 --> 00:39:09,894 ♪ Other things just make you swear and curse ♪ 723 00:39:09,978 --> 00:39:12,810 ♪ When you're chewing on life's gristle ♪ 724 00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:16,117 ♪ Don't grumble, give a whistle ♪ 725 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:21,166 ♪ And this'll help things turn out for the best ♪ 726 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:27,564 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life ♪ 727 00:39:30,564 --> 00:39:35,398 ♪ Always look on the light side of life ♪ 728 00:39:38,354 --> 00:39:40,403 ♪ If life seems jolly rotten ♪ 729 00:39:40,487 --> 00:39:42,448 ♪ There's something you've forgotten ♪ 730 00:39:42,532 --> 00:39:46,060 ♪ And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing ♪ 731 00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:48,585 ♪ If you're feeling in the dumps ♪ 732 00:39:48,669 --> 00:39:50,413 ♪ Don't be silly chumps ♪ 733 00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:53,372 ♪ Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing ♪ 734 00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:59,291 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life ♪ 735 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:02,555 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 736 00:40:02,639 --> 00:40:07,430 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 737 00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:12,086 ♪ For life is quite absurd ♪ 738 00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:14,045 ♪ And death's the final word ♪ 739 00:40:14,129 --> 00:40:17,657 ♪ You must always face the curtain with a bow ♪ 740 00:40:17,741 --> 00:40:19,616 ♪ Forget about your sin ♪ 741 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,661 ♪ Give the audience a grin ♪ 742 00:40:21,745 --> 00:40:25,448 ♪ Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow ♪ 743 00:40:25,532 --> 00:40:28,625 ♪ So always look on the bright ♪ 744 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,496 - ♪ Side of life ♪ - ♪ Side of death ♪ 745 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,498 Of death? I forgot that part. 746 00:40:34,236 --> 00:40:36,459 ♪ A-just before you draw ♪ 747 00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:38,896 ♪ Your terminal breath ♪ 748 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,551 Oh... okay. 749 00:40:41,635 --> 00:40:45,468 ♪ Life's a piece of shit when you look at it ♪ 750 00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:49,515 ♪ Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true ♪ 751 00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:51,474 ♪ You'll see it's all a show ♪ 752 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,563 ♪ Keep 'em laughing as you go ♪ 753 00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:56,609 ♪ Just remember that the last laugh is on you ♪ 754 00:40:56,693 --> 00:41:02,572 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life ♪ 755 00:41:02,656 --> 00:41:05,966 ♪ Do do-do do-do do-do ♪ 756 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:10,884 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 757 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,669 Come on, Sam, cheer up. 758 00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:14,497 Key change! 759 00:41:14,581 --> 00:41:18,501 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 760 00:41:21,457 --> 00:41:26,160 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 761 00:41:26,244 --> 00:41:27,684 Good job, cookie. 762 00:41:27,768 --> 00:41:30,121 ♪ Worse things happen at sea, huh? ♪ 763 00:41:30,205 --> 00:41:33,907 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 764 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,431 ♪ You're going back to nothing ♪ 765 00:41:35,515 --> 00:41:37,258 ♪ What have you lost? Nothing ♪ 766 00:41:37,342 --> 00:41:41,872 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 767 00:41:41,956 --> 00:41:44,091 ♪ Come on, cheer up, ya old buggers ♪ 768 00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:45,745 ♪ Come on, give us a grin, there you are, see? ♪ 769 00:41:45,829 --> 00:41:50,315 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 770 00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:52,578 Mwah! Good chi! 771 00:41:52,662 --> 00:41:54,667 Cheer up! Come on. Let loose. 772 00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:58,062 Just fucking let go, Paige, for fuck's sake. 773 00:41:58,146 --> 00:42:00,760 Yes! 774 00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:02,327 See you later. Keep in touch. 775 00:42:02,411 --> 00:42:05,199 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life... ♪ 776 00:42:05,283 --> 00:42:07,593 So, all right, your mother and father hate you 777 00:42:07,677 --> 00:42:09,639 because you're a raging homosexual. 778 00:42:09,723 --> 00:42:10,901 What does it matter? 779 00:42:13,422 --> 00:42:14,557 Mwah! 780 00:42:14,641 --> 00:42:17,516 You got jazz hands? Let me see 'em. Hey! 781 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,257 I love you, Mom. 782 00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:20,737 Love you so much. 783 00:42:20,821 --> 00:42:22,652 I love you, for sure. 784 00:42:22,736 --> 00:42:24,651 Put down your robots. 785 00:42:27,828 --> 00:42:29,572 I love you! 786 00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:31,661 I love you. 787 00:42:31,745 --> 00:42:34,141 Mwah. We love you. 788 00:42:34,225 --> 00:42:37,884 Mwah! I love you. 789 00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:41,671 ♪ Here, I'm near the end now ♪ 790 00:42:41,755 --> 00:42:44,717 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪ 791 00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:47,935 ♪ All right, all right ♪ 792 00:42:49,284 --> 00:42:52,200 ♪ Always look on the bright... ♪ 53326

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