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♪ Oh, I wake up ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Go to bed looking at my ♪
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♪ Take a nap looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I find the time ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Send a note looking at my ♪
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♪ Make a date looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Oh, I find my way
looking at my ♪
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♪ Buy my shit looking at my ♪
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♪ Get the news looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I get paid ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Get laid looking at my ♪
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♪ Eat my food looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Oh, I fried an egg ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Broke a leg looking at my ♪
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♪ Got a job looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot ♪
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♪ Yes, I read a book
looking at my ♪
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♪ Broke up looking at my ♪
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♪ Hit a truck ♪
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♪ Looking at my ♪
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♪ Robot. ♪
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[sustaining note]
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[music ends]
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SAM:
Oh, my God.
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Cut.
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[cheering and applause]
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Oh. Amazing, huh?
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Yo, Adrian.
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[cheering and applause continue]
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[popping]
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[whooping]
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[laughter]
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Yes!
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SAM:
It's all for you, Damien!
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"Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg
playing...
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- ♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪
- [camera beeping]
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♪ I went to school
and I got a degree ♪
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♪ All my friends call it
"the big D" ♪
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♪ I went to school
and I got the big D ♪
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- ♪ I got the big D... ♪
- Shit.
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- Ugh!
- [car horn honks]
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[groans, whispers]:
Fuck.
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♪ I got the big D ♪
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♪ I went to school... ♪
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Sam Fox.
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On the scene.
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Childhood. Nostalgia.
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- [car door closes]
- Down there
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is the playground
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where I used to hang out
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and, uh...
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That's where I kissed a boy
for the first time.
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And for the record,
I kissed him.
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And then he put his hand
under my T-shirt.
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So...
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Up here, that is
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the window where
I used to sneak cigarettes.
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Marion never smoked
because he is perfect.
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- Hi.
- Oh. Hi. Hi.
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Sorry. I...
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I'm not creeping on your house.
I just...
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I used to play on that
playground, and I-I lived there.
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That used to be my house.
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Right on.
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Can I...
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Oh.
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- [front door slams shut]
- Well...
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Okay, you don't have to slam it.
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Jesus.
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[mutters]:
It's amazing what you can see.
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So cool.
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[sighs]
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♪ All day long,
on the chaise longue. ♪
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Last time.
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SAM:
Yes.
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[knock on door]
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- [dog barking]
- Hmm.
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Oh.
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Uh, h-hi. Hello.
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Hi, Sam.
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May I come in?
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Yes, yes. I was just, uh...
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giving my chicken carcass
a happy ending.
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- Come on, boys, let's go.
- [clapping]
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Come on in.
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[clears throat]
I was just...
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making stock.
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Making stock.
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CAROLINE:
Um...
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Do you want some...
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- Radish?
- [crunching]
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I'm just gonna say it out loud.
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It's... hell
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for me to be around your mother.
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Actual torture.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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It's because Phyllis
reminds me of my mother.
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She's got that same... [sighs]
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Survivor, cultural mercenary,
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flowers blooming out of shit
and ash mentality.
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My mother was a cruel, petty,
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angry troll.
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I did not like my mother,
and she never liked me.
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I knew I had to run away
and avoid her
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until she died,
and that's what I did.
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I can't believe
I just said that out loud.
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Well...
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was there anything
about her that you liked?
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Well, I mean, she supported
my whole family,
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and, uh, I suppose
I got my work ethic from her.
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But I also got the prickly,
stultifying stuff from her.
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You? No.
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I know what I am. Believe me.
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Don't you think
I'd rather be like you?
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Just hanging out.
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Making everyone
feel comfortable.
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But, uh, I drive people away.
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Everyone except for Marion.
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I think he knows
how to handle me
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because he's your mother's son.
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If that makes sense.
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Yeah. It does.
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I have arms because of her.
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And it's that same stubbornness,
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it's that same babyish behavior
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that has driven me
this close to matricide.
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My mother tried to abort me,
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- like, eight different ways.
- Whoa.
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And I'm not speaking
hyperbolically.
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And the worst part is
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she told me about every time.
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See? Anatoly's mom
isn't the only one.
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The world is filled
with mean moms.
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Guess so.
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Geez.
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I, um...
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have always been envious
of you and Phil.
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You two genuinely
like each other.
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No, it's true.
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You do.
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Wha... You...
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Bye. Okay.
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Uh, yes?
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Take my hand.
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I have chicken fingers. Okay...
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[clears throat]
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It's okay.
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Ow. Strong.
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Oh.
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What is this?
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My brother said you needed
something for the landing.
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Your touching spot.
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Your brother?
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Joe, the feng shui guy.
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[laughs]:
Oh!
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Your brother.
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Okay. And, also,
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your brother is...
[clears throat]
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- Very hot.
- So's yours.
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Ew. No.
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Now you have a little less
of an empty nest.
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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I love it.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. I accept.
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You are the essence
of this family.
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You keep it going.
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And, uh, if I've
behaved badly, I'm sorry.
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- Same, Caroline. I'm sorry, too.
- It's "Caro-lynne."
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- I'm sorry for that, too.
- Okay.
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Okay. [Sighs]
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Let's put you in pride of place.
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- I can't lift that thing. It's too heavy.
- Oh.
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- Uh, I had somebody drop it off.
- Jesus.
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- Oh. Okay.
- It's bronze.
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- [grunting]
- Be careful.
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It-it's very valuable.
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You're gonna have to
have it insured.
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JEFF:
Sammy.
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These are going in
the garage fridge. We know.
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We're in a hurry.
We have to pick up his suit.
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Oh, Sammy, uh, Push has
CBD cream for your hands.
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- Don't eat it.
- [Sam clears throat]
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Oh, my God,
it's gonna be so cute.
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- DUKE: Hi, Push.
- FRANKIE: Hey, Push.
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PUSH:
Hi, Aunt Sammy.
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- That's for you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- You're welcome. Mwah.
- Mwah.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, uh...
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You guys, also, don't forget
to bring your own chairs.
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And come back soon.
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[grunts]
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Oh!
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Jesus.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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[sighs] Whoa...
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Whoa.
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- [cell phone chimes]
- I got my period, period.
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It is the heaviest period
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I've ever seen,
exclamation point.
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Mark.
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Is it normal
to get your period now?
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Question mark.
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At this time in your life?
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Question mark.
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I never thought I would get
my period again,
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period.
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Also, don't forget to bring
the candles, period.
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And your own chairs,
exclamation point.
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- Mark.
- [cell phone chimes, whooshes]
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[exhales]
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[toilet flushing]
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[faucet running]
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[exhales]
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[faucet stops]
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Because I saw a picture of her,
like, crying on Instagram,
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- so I assumed she wasn't going...
- She posted...
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- She posted a picture of her crying?
- Oh, yeah, she posted that,
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and then I said, "Oh, send
pictures if you're going."
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- [footsteps approaching]
- You okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine. Why?
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DUKE:
You're all flushed.
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I am? Ooh.
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That's a miracle, considering
the amount of blood...
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What is that smell? [Sniffs]
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[sniffing]
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I don't smell anything.
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Oh, I smell something, too.
[sniffs] Smells like anxiety.
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And fish.
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Oh.
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- Close your legs.
- [laughing]
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[chuckles]
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Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done now.
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Lol. It's not me.
It's... [sniffs]
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It's fish, the smell. [Sniffs]
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Oh, maybe it's Gefilte.
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[footsteps running away]
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Oh, fish.
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[chuckles] Her fish.
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[sighs] Thank God.
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Yeah. [Clears throat]
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Honey, can we talk
about this fish?
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This fish is the size of a koi.
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Okay, it's too big
for this tank.
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Is it the fish? Is he dead?
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[chuckles] No.
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No, he's very much alive.
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He's like a 30-year-old
who hasn't moved out yet.
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[Sam sighs]
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What do you think he's thinking?
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He's not. And how do you know
they're a he?
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00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:14,835
Well, I was just assuming
268
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,881
because "Gefilte"
is traditionally
269
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:19,057
a boy's name.
270
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,406
BOTH:
Lol.
271
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,057
[Sam grunts]
272
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,108
I think...
273
00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:28,893
[cabinet door closes]
274
00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:30,677
Field trip?
275
00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:32,070
♪ I know a place ♪
276
00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:34,333
♪ I know a place,
I know a place ♪
277
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,769
♪ We can go... ♪
278
00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:38,293
Okay, just, everybody,
let me just
279
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,991
think about this
for one sec. Don't...
280
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:41,993
Just don't watch.
281
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,429
Let me just... Okay.
282
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:46,127
DUKE:
Gefilte, congratulations.
283
00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:49,391
You will be moving out of this
fakakta studio apartment
284
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,393
into a palatial estate.
285
00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:52,742
Welcome to Dubai.
286
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,959
Good luck. Break a fin.
287
00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,010
SAM:
Oh...
288
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,968
How's it going?
289
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,970
Oh.
290
00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,145
Hi.
291
00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:05,755
Hi, there.
292
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,019
Fishing's over at
the other end of the lake.
293
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,586
There are world-class bass,
tilapia, trout.
294
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:13,415
And for that,
you do need a license.
295
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,027
Okay, um, but we're not,
we're not fishing.
296
00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:19,465
No. Not.
No fishing going on here.
297
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,162
Did you just...
298
00:15:21,246 --> 00:15:22,511
dump a fish?
299
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,905
BOTH:
No.
300
00:15:24,989 --> 00:15:26,254
SAM:
Not at all.
301
00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:28,909
Would that... be a bad thing?
302
00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,911
Well, it interferes
with the ecosystem.
303
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,479
Can't introduce a saltwater fish
to a freshwater lake.
304
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,656
Oh, God, we crossed the streams.
305
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,615
Literally. And whatever kind
of fish you dumped
306
00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:42,009
will have a very low chance
of survival
307
00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:45,708
and can cause a massive amount
of damage.
308
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,014
SAM:
Oh, shit.
309
00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,973
We were just trying to give him
a better life.
310
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,191
RANGER:
Look, I get it,
311
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,454
but you need to leave
the stocking to us.
312
00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:56,676
That means no dumping
313
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,762
your own fish.
314
00:15:59,763 --> 00:16:01,594
Are you kidding?
This is more than parking
315
00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,074
in front of a fire hydrant.
316
00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:07,034
Also, don't feed bread
to the ducks. Come on.
317
00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:09,033
And, uh, have a nice day.
318
00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:11,427
SAM:
I...
319
00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:23,224
I know where you live.
320
00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:24,573
Excuse me?
321
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:27,098
You have a purple built-in chest
322
00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:29,013
in your second bedroom closet.
323
00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:33,492
I buried Barbies in the drywall
in your garage.
324
00:16:34,754 --> 00:16:36,107
Oh, my God.
325
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,849
I had a flood, and Barbies
came out of the wall.
326
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,027
- [Sam laughs]
- Are you the lady that was
filming my house the other day?
327
00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:44,680
Yus.
328
00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:46,900
I loved that house.
329
00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:50,034
My parents lost it
in bankruptcy.
330
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:51,818
Uh-huh.
331
00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:53,646
I'm sorry. That's hard.
332
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,083
If it's any consolation,
it's not my house.
333
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,911
It's my parents'.
They left it to me.
334
00:16:57,995 --> 00:16:59,957
They passed, but I remember them
335
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,523
telling me how
they were able to get it
336
00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,177
because they got
such a good deal.
337
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,266
Oh.
338
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,659
Thanks.
339
00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:08,574
You want to...
340
00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:10,880
come by sometime?
I-I don't know.
341
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,057
I could give you a proper tour.
342
00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:14,884
Serious?
343
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,626
Yeah, I would, I would
really love that.
344
00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,194
I-I-I just drive by
every once in a while
345
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:24,111
staring ghoulishly into it
trying to capture old memories.
346
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:26,331
Yeah. I've seen your car.
347
00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:28,246
The El Camino.
348
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:32,076
- I love your car.
- Me, too.
349
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,165
Come by.
350
00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:37,991
You know, let's pull up
loose floorboards.
351
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,082
I would really like that.
352
00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:43,826
So, still?
353
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,046
Oh, yes. Definitely.
354
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,569
Okay.
355
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:50,964
[grunts] All right, people.
356
00:17:51,048 --> 00:17:53,314
Let's get going.
We don't want to make the nice
357
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,100
Fish and Game ranger mad
with his nice gun.
358
00:17:56,184 --> 00:17:58,189
DUKE:
What did he say?
359
00:17:58,273 --> 00:18:00,539
Take it easy.
360
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,803
That's gonna be your new daddy.
361
00:18:03,887 --> 00:18:06,585
We're gonna live
in Mommy's childhood house.
362
00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:18,075
[engine turns off]
363
00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:32,266
Honey?
364
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,399
Can I get a hug?
365
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:35,617
- Mom.
- Aw.
366
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:38,356
You, too, bloodless daughter.
367
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,070
- Childhood.
- [Duke laughs]
368
00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:55,855
- DUKE: Where you going?
- I'm going for a little walk.
369
00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:57,639
Well, then take the dogs.
370
00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:59,725
No, I'll be right back.
371
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,122
DUKE:
Okay. I don't know.
372
00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:18,834
- ...when I'm doing makeup... Oh.
- And suck in for me. Mm-hmm.
373
00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:20,401
- Thank you, dear.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- [knock on door]
374
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:22,795
- SUNNY: Hi. Come in.
- Hi.
375
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,190
Is this really happening?
What am I doing?
376
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,801
You're doing this because
we are withered husks,
377
00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:31,238
and the pickings is slim.
378
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:33,980
[both laugh]
379
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:36,722
- Hi.
- No, but seriously, honey, good job.
380
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,550
- Thank you.
- I mean, who could be better?
381
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,334
He's been pre-disastered,
like Garp.
382
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,031
- Yeah, I guess so.
- [knock on door]
383
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,294
Hi.
384
00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:44,817
I just want to thank you
385
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,036
for having us here
on your special day.
386
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,429
And, here.
387
00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:50,997
- This is for you.
- [Sunny chuckles]
388
00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:53,042
- Money... and love.
- SUNNY: Oh.
389
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,696
- Th-Thank you.
- SAM: Aw.
390
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,481
- SUNNY: Th-That's so kind.
- Not in that order.
391
00:19:56,565 --> 00:19:58,222
That's really nice, Caroline.
392
00:19:58,306 --> 00:20:00,572
- So sweet.
- For the record, I just have to say this.
393
00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:02,008
This is a mistake.
394
00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:04,402
All right?
You can still get out of it.
395
00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:06,012
It's not too late.
396
00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:08,275
You don't know what
you're doing. You're...
397
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,016
You're scared.
398
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,453
You're vulnerable.
You're scared...
399
00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:14,281
to be alone.
400
00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:18,024
It's not a reason to do this
to yourself again.
401
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:21,201
All right? He has scarred you.
402
00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:23,725
And-and he has scarred
all of us,
403
00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:26,334
as-as a family.
404
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,345
Scars make you stronger.
405
00:20:34,429 --> 00:20:36,260
Sisters can destroy you.
406
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,478
And why would you wear white
to my wedding?
407
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,790
Fuck off, Felicia.
408
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,571
[clears throat]
409
00:20:48,007 --> 00:20:51,362
Yeah, uh, do you guys
have a tampon?
410
00:20:51,446 --> 00:20:52,841
I...
411
00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:55,061
don't have my period anymore.
412
00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:57,498
- Do you want a tissue?
- I just...
413
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,500
I'll... just gonna slip away.
414
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,285
Oh.
415
00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,287
How-how old is she now?
416
00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:05,460
She's still getting her period?
417
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,336
Oh, Jesus!
418
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,251
- Lock's broken.
- Yeah, we don't have locks
419
00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,470
on any of the doors.
420
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:14,080
House policy. Goodbye.
421
00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:16,474
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come
back, come back. Come in here.
422
00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,302
Wh...
423
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:21,302
- Close the door.
- Okay.
424
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,522
Uh, yes?
425
00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,269
So, I guess this is, uh,
426
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,833
it for us.
427
00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:33,792
Old friends.
428
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,321
Yeah.
429
00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:39,497
Okay.
430
00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:42,587
Goodbye now. Yes.
431
00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:44,368
Thank you.
432
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,111
For this.
433
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:57,163
- [clears throat]
- [faucet running]
434
00:21:59,557 --> 00:22:01,080
[faucet turns off]
435
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,738
You okay?
436
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,393
Yeah, I'm just chillin'.
437
00:22:06,477 --> 00:22:08,914
I got a bad stomach.
438
00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:13,008
I mean, are you sure
439
00:22:13,092 --> 00:22:15,446
about this whole thing?
440
00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:17,622
Oh, that. Uh...
441
00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:20,407
Not at all.
442
00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:23,802
But it feels good,
so I'm gonna go with that.
443
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,804
Except for my stomach.
444
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:29,851
Well, you're right where
you should be then.
445
00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:31,505
[clears throat]
446
00:22:31,589 --> 00:22:33,420
Excuse me.
447
00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,466
Sorry to do this, but...
448
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,161
- Whoa, hey, soldier.
- I just got to...
449
00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:44,475
That's why I came in. All right.
450
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,390
You have fun.
451
00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,130
Sammy?
452
00:22:48,214 --> 00:22:50,959
Can you come back in here
and tap me on the shoulder?
453
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:54,267
- This one's really gonna hurt.
- No. Ew.
454
00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:56,269
God bless!
455
00:22:56,353 --> 00:22:59,269
"Do You Believe in Rapture?"
by Sean Alan playing...
456
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,935
- [cheering]
- [overlapping conversation]
457
00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:14,023
♪ Stand behind his drunken amp ♪
458
00:23:15,111 --> 00:23:19,597
♪ Stand behind
his light of love ♪
459
00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:21,120
♪ Hear him yowl... ♪
460
00:23:21,204 --> 00:23:23,644
SAM:
Friends.
461
00:23:23,728 --> 00:23:24,863
Family.
462
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,430
Village so dear.
463
00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:28,649
We are gathered here
464
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:30,782
to reunite two of our people.
465
00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:32,914
Sunny...
466
00:23:32,998 --> 00:23:35,177
and Jeff.
467
00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:36,962
♪ Do you believe in... ♪
468
00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:39,617
SAM:
I always thought that the first
469
00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:42,097
wedding that
I would preside over
470
00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:43,969
would be a gay wedding.
471
00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:46,450
- Please.
- [laughter]
472
00:23:46,534 --> 00:23:48,495
And, as we all know,
there's nothing gay about
473
00:23:48,579 --> 00:23:50,628
Sunny or Jeff, except...
474
00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:53,021
their out and proud son, Push.
Go, Push!
475
00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:55,676
[cheering and applause]
476
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,332
♪ Do you believe ♪
477
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,640
♪ In rapture, babe? ♪
478
00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:05,512
SAM:
We all know that life takes us
479
00:24:05,596 --> 00:24:07,906
down some strange
480
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,517
but familiar roads.
481
00:24:10,601 --> 00:24:11,823
And the strangest,
482
00:24:11,907 --> 00:24:14,956
the most science
experiment-y one,
483
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,741
really, in fact,
the meanest thing
484
00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:19,526
that can ever happen
to you is...
485
00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:21,351
your kids grow up.
486
00:24:22,613 --> 00:24:26,577
This house was covered
in glitter for years.
487
00:24:26,661 --> 00:24:28,622
It was like
a fairy murder crime scene.
488
00:24:28,706 --> 00:24:29,710
[laughter]
489
00:24:29,794 --> 00:24:31,059
And we survived all of it,
490
00:24:31,143 --> 00:24:33,105
and here I am now alone,
491
00:24:33,189 --> 00:24:34,802
staring into the abyss...
492
00:24:34,886 --> 00:24:37,152
This is a real
jawbreaker, buddy.
493
00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:39,111
- Uh... [clears throat]
- [laughter]
494
00:24:39,195 --> 00:24:40,504
- Now.
- Yeah.
495
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:42,807
- [laughter]
- SAM: Um...
496
00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:47,685
Do you, Jeffrey Rosebud Rader,
497
00:24:47,769 --> 00:24:52,559
promise to think about Sunny's
birthdays and anniversaries
498
00:24:52,643 --> 00:24:54,082
months ahead?
499
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,650
And do you promise
to take loving pictures
500
00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,739
of Sunny when she's not looking?
501
00:24:58,823 --> 00:25:03,219
And continue in your good ways?
502
00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:05,920
I do.
503
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,705
SAM:
Do you, Sunny,
504
00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:11,230
promise to try to forget
about the last 21 years?
505
00:25:11,314 --> 00:25:13,537
- [laughs] I do.
- [laughter]
506
00:25:13,621 --> 00:25:14,538
[Sam chuckles]
507
00:25:14,622 --> 00:25:16,757
SAM:
But, most importantly,
508
00:25:16,841 --> 00:25:19,717
do you promise to keep your sun
shining for yourself?
509
00:25:19,801 --> 00:25:22,107
- [whispers]: I do.
- AUDIENCE: Aw.
510
00:25:23,587 --> 00:25:26,114
I now pronounce you
better for each other.
511
00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:27,551
You may now grab face.
512
00:25:27,635 --> 00:25:29,553
[laughter]
513
00:25:29,637 --> 00:25:31,511
[cheering and applause]
514
00:25:31,595 --> 00:25:33,252
FRANKIE:
We break these glasses because,
515
00:25:33,336 --> 00:25:34,949
at this moment,
we are at the height
516
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,777
of our merriment and gaiety.
517
00:25:36,861 --> 00:25:38,605
We're too gay!
518
00:25:38,689 --> 00:25:40,477
- [laughter]
- Because...
519
00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:44,129
where there is rejoicing,
there should also be trembling.
520
00:25:44,869 --> 00:25:47,306
Woe, for we all must die.
521
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,571
Woe, for we all must die.
522
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,574
Memento mori.
523
00:25:56,011 --> 00:25:57,668
- Bummer.
- Shh.
524
00:25:57,752 --> 00:25:59,496
- [laughter]
- FRANKIE: Sunny, Jeff,
525
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,715
may your love for each other
last longer
526
00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:04,109
than it would take to put these
pieces of glass back together.
527
00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:06,935
- Sing ye.
- ALL: Sing ye.
528
00:26:07,805 --> 00:26:10,332
- [cheering and applause]
- SAM: Let's eat!
529
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:13,510
[cheering]
530
00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:16,251
♪
531
00:26:16,335 --> 00:26:19,037
Sweetie, why are Jews called
"the chosen people"?
532
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,604
That seems unfair.
533
00:26:20,688 --> 00:26:22,603
Can I have this?
534
00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:26,000
- You don't want none of this!
- LENNY: Lord, I am so happy
535
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,393
it's not me getting married.
536
00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:28,786
- [gasps, laughs]
- Don't mind if I don't.
537
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,352
Oh, I love weddings.
538
00:26:30,436 --> 00:26:32,746
ALAN: Doesn't the keto make
your vagina smell weird?
539
00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:34,487
Yeah, well, I have that anyway.
I have a pussy.
540
00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,097
- Pussies smell weird.
- RICH: I was keto for a year,
541
00:26:36,181 --> 00:26:38,883
and now I'm just thinking,
did my pussy smell weird?
542
00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:40,537
FELICIA:
Are you, though?
543
00:26:40,621 --> 00:26:42,321
If you had to leave
in a hurry, what would you take,
544
00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:43,975
and what would you leave behind?
545
00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:46,020
The earth? Or leave your home?
546
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,632
Oh, no, I was thinking,
like, death.
547
00:26:48,716 --> 00:26:50,329
Mom, if you had to leave
right now,
548
00:26:50,413 --> 00:26:51,896
like, what would you take
and what would you leave behind?
549
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:53,550
I would sow my field in a circle
550
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:56,117
and leave the four corners
to those who need it.
551
00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:59,468
Our dad said that
at a seder once. Your grandpa.
552
00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:01,296
[crying]:
He would be very proud of you.
553
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,168
SAM: Jesus, bro, get a hold
of yourself.
554
00:27:03,252 --> 00:27:04,909
That's a rough one, man.
555
00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:06,954
- Poor guy.
- [sobbing]
556
00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:08,565
SAM:
Oh, my God.
557
00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:12,003
I think there's hormones
for men, aren't there?
558
00:27:12,087 --> 00:27:16,004
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
559
00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:19,747
SAM:
This is dinner!
560
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,577
[chuckles]
561
00:27:29,757 --> 00:27:31,457
- SAM: Bro!
- You found my baseball cards.
562
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,459
Where-where are the rest
of them?
563
00:27:33,543 --> 00:27:35,417
And why did you write
your name on Hank Aaron?
564
00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:38,595
Uh, those are my baseball cards.
565
00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:39,683
Why do you...
566
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:42,599
- Why would they be yours?
- Your ba...
567
00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:45,384
Yeah, I may owe you some money.
568
00:27:45,468 --> 00:27:47,691
[clears throat]
Come here.
569
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,797
What?
570
00:27:48,882 --> 00:27:51,259
You gonna take me to the rest of the
baseball cards? - I have something for you.
571
00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,958
[chuckles]
With my name on it?
572
00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:56,743
Stay there.
573
00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:58,481
[Sam sighs]
574
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,227
What is this?
575
00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:05,531
- Mom wanted you to have it.
- What?
576
00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,844
- [music box melody playing]
- Aw, come on.
577
00:28:10,928 --> 00:28:12,803
Is it... Oh, shit.
578
00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:14,282
Is that part of it?
579
00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,806
- The lights going out?
- No.
580
00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:17,111
- Hey.
- SAM: Hi.
581
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,852
- Need some help?
- No. You know what?
582
00:28:18,936 --> 00:28:20,245
I'm gonna check the generator.
583
00:28:20,329 --> 00:28:22,377
- Take care of your bride.
- [Marion sobs]
584
00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:25,119
- Well, by "bride," I mean...
- Yeah, yeah.
585
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,860
- Can you...
- Hey, buddy.
586
00:28:26,944 --> 00:28:28,645
Yeah.
587
00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:29,820
You okay?
588
00:28:29,904 --> 00:28:31,560
[Marion sniffs deeply]
589
00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:35,692
Yeah, this whole day.
This, uh...
590
00:28:36,693 --> 00:28:38,002
This whole year.
591
00:28:38,086 --> 00:28:40,088
Yeah.
592
00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:43,834
I miss smoking bones with you.
593
00:28:43,918 --> 00:28:45,966
Hey, buddy.
594
00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,533
We still got poker.
595
00:28:47,617 --> 00:28:49,361
Maybe we'll take some
long walks on the beach.
596
00:28:49,445 --> 00:28:51,363
- How about that?
- [both laugh]
597
00:28:51,447 --> 00:28:54,018
PUSH:
Ah, finally.
598
00:28:54,102 --> 00:28:56,629
Mm, you guys are
so cute together.
599
00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:58,457
- We are. Don't be jealous.
- Hey.
600
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,025
- You should get a room.
- We have a room.
601
00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:03,070
Buddy.
602
00:29:03,154 --> 00:29:04,463
I'm proud of you, buddy.
603
00:29:04,547 --> 00:29:05,986
- I really am.
- Thanks, Dad.
604
00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:08,685
- It's a big day for you.
- You doing okay?
605
00:29:08,769 --> 00:29:10,556
- You're an honest kid again.
- [laughs]
606
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,341
- I guess so.
- Yeah.
607
00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:16,388
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay, yeah.
608
00:29:16,472 --> 00:29:19,214
I mean, what are the options?
Huh?
609
00:29:21,477 --> 00:29:22,611
Green light.
610
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,048
Press the green light.
611
00:29:24,132 --> 00:29:26,790
- Mom, you all right?
- Hi. Yes.
612
00:29:26,874 --> 00:29:29,749
I'm looking for the green light
generator. Green...
613
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:33,144
- [yells] Fuck! Motherfucker!
- Oh, my God.
614
00:29:33,228 --> 00:29:36,800
- Shit. You okay?
- Fuck! Fuck!
615
00:29:36,884 --> 00:29:38,323
NEIGHBOR:
Excuse me.
616
00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:40,368
Would you please refrain
from using vulgarities?
617
00:29:40,452 --> 00:29:42,936
We have children over here.
618
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,285
DUKE [laughing]:
Oh, my gosh.
619
00:29:44,369 --> 00:29:46,679
We're sorry. I apologize.
620
00:29:46,763 --> 00:29:48,809
Thank you.
621
00:29:50,636 --> 00:29:52,380
NEIGHBOR:
Did you lose your power?
622
00:29:52,464 --> 00:29:55,862
Yes, I lost my power long ago.
623
00:29:55,946 --> 00:29:59,039
But also, I have no electricity.
624
00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,041
How about you?
625
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,217
I do have a generator, though.
626
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,608
It's just not kicking in.
627
00:30:08,002 --> 00:30:10,656
- [Sam groans]
- NEIGHBOR: Who are you?
628
00:30:11,396 --> 00:30:14,838
We live here. We're the Foxes.
629
00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:16,970
We're the Shirikis.
630
00:30:17,054 --> 00:30:18,972
I'm Setareh.
631
00:30:19,056 --> 00:30:20,931
I like your music.
632
00:30:21,015 --> 00:30:23,977
Oh. Thank you, dear.
633
00:30:24,061 --> 00:30:26,806
I Shazam the dick out of it!
634
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:28,895
Ooh!
635
00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:30,767
So sorry. Potty mouth.
636
00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:33,073
SETAREH:
Salaam.
637
00:30:33,157 --> 00:30:35,902
[generator starts]
638
00:30:35,986 --> 00:30:38,513
Now we know our neighbors.
639
00:30:38,597 --> 00:30:40,295
Mom.
640
00:30:42,732 --> 00:30:44,693
You're nice.
641
00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:47,827
You know something, you're...
you're a really good person.
642
00:30:47,911 --> 00:30:49,786
- What?
- You are.
643
00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:53,485
You have... You have a way
of bringing people together
644
00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:56,401
and... and-and making people
feel good.
645
00:30:56,485 --> 00:31:00,797
And... I don't know, I like it.
646
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,799
I like you.
647
00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:06,016
I like the... I like the way
you live your life.
648
00:31:09,628 --> 00:31:11,895
[hiccups]
I gotta take a shit.
649
00:31:11,979 --> 00:31:14,198
Okay.
650
00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:17,201
[quiet chatter]
651
00:31:26,645 --> 00:31:28,778
♪
652
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:33,087
[sighs]
653
00:31:36,873 --> 00:31:38,095
[Sam sighs]
654
00:31:38,179 --> 00:31:40,053
Slip away.
655
00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:41,968
Just slip away.
656
00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:43,924
[high-pitched laugh]
657
00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:50,539
[insects trilling]
658
00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:58,460
[sighs]
659
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,701
KIRA DANE:
In Japanese Buddhism,
660
00:32:19,785 --> 00:32:22,530
life is described like water.
661
00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,751
It's something that's poured
in and out of our bodies,
662
00:32:25,835 --> 00:32:28,620
like moving from one container
to another.
663
00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,627
From conception,
664
00:32:32,711 --> 00:32:35,323
you're gradually poured
into the world.
665
00:32:36,802 --> 00:32:39,112
But you aren't even considered
fully poured in
666
00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:41,720
until you're around
seven years old.
667
00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,291
By the time you're 60 years old,
668
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:46,903
you've already started
the slow process
669
00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:48,861
of pouring back out.
670
00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:52,082
So there's no single moment
where you start
671
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,081
or stop being alive.
672
00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:02,483
[notes sounding]
673
00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,181
That kind of dreamy
mental absence
674
00:33:04,265 --> 00:33:06,966
that you had as a kid,
675
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:10,317
the same kind of fogginess that
comes back when you grow old...
676
00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:12,102
- Aw.
- ...that's attributed
677
00:33:12,186 --> 00:33:14,753
to the waters of your life
being scattered.
678
00:33:19,976 --> 00:33:22,025
Satisfying.
679
00:33:22,109 --> 00:33:24,810
♪ Into the wood ♪
680
00:33:24,894 --> 00:33:27,160
♪ The wood, the wood, the wood ♪
681
00:33:27,244 --> 00:33:30,250
♪ The wood, the wood ♪
682
00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:33,337
♪ The wood, the wood... ♪
683
00:33:46,742 --> 00:33:51,181
And now it's time
to make your mizuko.
684
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:54,663
Feel free to open the package.
685
00:33:56,839 --> 00:34:01,365
Give yourself time to feel
the clay in your hands.
686
00:34:03,324 --> 00:34:06,112
It's your opportunity to
687
00:34:06,196 --> 00:34:08,546
create a new beginning.
688
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,638
Yes, this time is joyful.
689
00:34:15,205 --> 00:34:16,554
It's to celebrate.
690
00:34:23,257 --> 00:34:24,910
[chuckles]
691
00:34:28,262 --> 00:34:31,833
RYOKO: You have courage
to be here today.
692
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:34,006
[♪]
693
00:35:00,207 --> 00:35:02,209
[♪]
694
00:35:10,956 --> 00:35:13,481
[sighs]
695
00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:19,925
[phone rings]
696
00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:21,318
H-Hi.
697
00:35:21,402 --> 00:35:23,407
Hello, darling.
698
00:35:23,491 --> 00:35:25,931
Hi. It's just me.
What are you doing?
699
00:35:26,015 --> 00:35:29,239
Oh, we're just up the pub
serving breakfast and beer.
700
00:35:29,323 --> 00:35:31,328
Say hi.
701
00:35:31,412 --> 00:35:33,199
- All right, Sam?
- [Phyllis chuckles]
702
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:36,289
Hello, Ben. My boy Ben.
703
00:35:36,373 --> 00:35:38,161
[laughs]
704
00:35:38,245 --> 00:35:39,379
What you up to?
705
00:35:39,463 --> 00:35:42,252
I married Sunny and Jeff.
706
00:35:42,336 --> 00:35:43,383
What? You what?
707
00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,907
I got ordained,
and I married them.
708
00:35:45,991 --> 00:35:47,518
Who are they?
709
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,302
Mom, you know who they are.
710
00:35:49,386 --> 00:35:52,566
It's Su... Doesn't matter.
711
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,265
Where are you?
Why is it so dark?
712
00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:57,528
I'm in my car outside the house.
713
00:35:57,612 --> 00:35:59,747
- Whatever for?
- I don't know.
714
00:35:59,831 --> 00:36:03,273
Oh, darling, you shouldn't spend
so much time alone.
715
00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:06,189
Anyway, one day,
your knight on a white horse
716
00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:08,321
is going to come through
and swoop you up.
717
00:36:08,405 --> 00:36:10,367
What? What?
718
00:36:10,451 --> 00:36:12,456
What even is that? No.
719
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,458
I don't want that.
I don't want...
720
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:18,897
No, I don't want somebody
to swoop me up.
721
00:36:18,981 --> 00:36:20,159
No.
722
00:36:20,243 --> 00:36:21,465
I don't want to s-swoop.
723
00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:23,902
I don't want to get swooped up.
724
00:36:23,986 --> 00:36:27,253
No, I really don't.
I really don't.
725
00:36:27,337 --> 00:36:30,387
I really don't want that.
726
00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,780
I really... I like...
727
00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:36,001
I like where I am.
I'm... I'm...
728
00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:38,308
I'm happy. I'm happy.
729
00:36:38,392 --> 00:36:40,919
I'm happy.
730
00:36:41,003 --> 00:36:45,880
I really, really like
where I am now.
731
00:36:45,964 --> 00:36:48,405
I'm just realizing this
right now.
732
00:36:48,489 --> 00:36:49,971
Darling,
733
00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:52,057
you're rambling.
734
00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:57,065
Phil...
735
00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:58,977
we had fun, didn't we?
736
00:37:00,022 --> 00:37:02,245
Didn't we just?
737
00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:05,073
I wish I had
a quarter of your strength.
738
00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:06,336
How's that?
739
00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:08,294
It's very loud here.
740
00:37:08,378 --> 00:37:10,601
I wish I had a quarter
of your strength.
741
00:37:10,685 --> 00:37:12,298
Um, I've got to run.
742
00:37:12,382 --> 00:37:13,995
We're in the middle
of the morning rush.
743
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:17,216
Bangers and mash
and all the bits like you like.
744
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,262
And good pub ale.
745
00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:21,133
Thank you.
746
00:37:21,217 --> 00:37:22,392
Ta-ra.
747
00:37:23,504 --> 00:37:26,423
Um... [muttering]
748
00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:29,181
- I love you!
- [phone chimes]
749
00:37:30,879 --> 00:37:32,315
[chuckles]
750
00:37:34,665 --> 00:37:36,972
[inhales sharply]
751
00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:40,976
[exhales]
752
00:37:45,589 --> 00:37:48,465
ART BELL [on radio]:
From the high desert in
the great American Southwest,
753
00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:50,467
I bid you all good evening,
good morning, good afternoon,
754
00:37:50,551 --> 00:37:53,165
wherever you may be in
the world's prolific time zones
755
00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:55,689
covered by this program...
All of them...
756
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,517
Which is Coast to Coast AM.
757
00:37:57,601 --> 00:37:59,824
I'm Art Bell.
758
00:37:59,908 --> 00:38:02,305
All right, back to the question
of intelligence.
759
00:38:02,389 --> 00:38:07,135
Uh, what are you able to...
a-a-attribute to them?
760
00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:10,487
Do they, for example...
do they ever go through people?
761
00:38:10,571 --> 00:38:13,446
Do they go through... You said
they went into the ocean.
762
00:38:13,530 --> 00:38:16,841
- MAN: Right.
- ART BELL: Then, according
to the laws of physics,
763
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:19,539
it... they should move
or could move in the water,
764
00:38:19,623 --> 00:38:22,542
but wouldn't they move slower
in the water than in the air?
765
00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:24,544
- Well, that...
- The answer is no, huh?
766
00:38:24,628 --> 00:38:26,503
MAN:
No, when I talked
to Dr. Jack Kasher...
767
00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:28,331
He's a professor of physics
at Nebraska... he said,
768
00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:30,158
well, this puts it
in a total different realm.
769
00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,291
There's no such thing
that can do that, you know.
770
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,947
ART BELL: You're telling me that
this week, on the 11th,
771
00:38:36,031 --> 00:38:38,515
we're going to have
a total eclipse.
772
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:41,692
You're telling me that
we're going to see some meteors
773
00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:43,824
that we have not seen before.
774
00:38:43,908 --> 00:38:46,392
You're telling me that
there are thousands
775
00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:48,002
of new comets out there.
776
00:38:48,086 --> 00:38:49,743
You're telling me...
You haven't even mentioned
777
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,136
the giant solar flares.
778
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,529
MAN:
Nothing slows 'em down.
779
00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:54,313
They just zip in, zip out.
780
00:38:54,397 --> 00:38:55,749
So it's an incredible life-form.
781
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,360
You know, where they come from,
we don't know.
782
00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:58,970
Who knows, you know?
783
00:38:59,054 --> 00:39:00,363
[radio static]
784
00:39:00,447 --> 00:39:03,148
♪ Some things in life are bad ♪
785
00:39:03,232 --> 00:39:06,238
♪ They can really make you mad ♪
786
00:39:06,322 --> 00:39:09,894
♪ Other things just make you
swear and curse ♪
787
00:39:09,978 --> 00:39:12,810
♪ When you're chewing
on life's gristle ♪
788
00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:16,117
♪ Don't grumble,
give a whistle ♪
789
00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:21,166
♪ And this'll help things
turn out for the best ♪
790
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:27,564
♪ And always look
on the bright side of life ♪
791
00:39:27,648 --> 00:39:30,480
[whistling]
792
00:39:30,564 --> 00:39:35,398
♪ Always look
on the light side of life ♪
793
00:39:35,482 --> 00:39:38,270
[whistling]
794
00:39:38,354 --> 00:39:40,403
♪ If life seems jolly rotten ♪
795
00:39:40,487 --> 00:39:42,448
♪ There's something
you've forgotten ♪
796
00:39:42,532 --> 00:39:46,060
♪ And that's to laugh and smile
and dance and sing ♪
797
00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:48,585
♪ If you're feeling
in the dumps ♪
798
00:39:48,669 --> 00:39:50,413
♪ Don't be silly chumps ♪
799
00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:53,372
♪ Just purse your lips and
whistle, that's the thing ♪
800
00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:59,291
♪ And always look
on the bright side of life ♪
801
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:02,555
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
802
00:40:02,639 --> 00:40:07,430
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
803
00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:09,693
[whistling]
804
00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:12,086
♪ For life is quite absurd ♪
805
00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:14,045
♪ And death's the final word ♪
806
00:40:14,129 --> 00:40:17,657
♪ You must always
face the curtain with a bow ♪
807
00:40:17,741 --> 00:40:19,616
♪ Forget about your sin ♪
808
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,661
♪ Give the audience a grin ♪
809
00:40:21,745 --> 00:40:25,448
♪ Enjoy it, it's your
last chance anyhow ♪
810
00:40:25,532 --> 00:40:28,625
♪ So always look on the bright ♪
811
00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,496
- ♪ Side of life ♪
- ♪ Side of death ♪
812
00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,498
Of death?
I forgot that part.
813
00:40:32,582 --> 00:40:34,152
[whistling]
814
00:40:34,236 --> 00:40:36,459
♪ A-just before you draw ♪
815
00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:38,896
♪ Your terminal breath ♪
816
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,551
- [whistling]
- Oh... okay.
817
00:40:41,635 --> 00:40:45,468
♪ Life's a piece of shit
when you look at it ♪
818
00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:49,515
♪ Life's a laugh and death's
a joke, it's true ♪
819
00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:51,474
♪ You'll see it's all a show ♪
820
00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,563
♪ Keep 'em laughing as you go ♪
821
00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:56,609
♪ Just remember that
the last laugh is on you ♪
822
00:40:56,693 --> 00:41:02,572
♪ And always look
on the bright side of life ♪
823
00:41:02,656 --> 00:41:05,966
- [whistling]
- ♪ Do do-do do-do do-do ♪
824
00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:10,884
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
825
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,669
Come on, Sam, cheer up.
826
00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:14,497
Key change!
827
00:41:14,581 --> 00:41:18,501
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
828
00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,373
[whistling]
829
00:41:21,457 --> 00:41:26,160
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
830
00:41:26,244 --> 00:41:27,684
Good job, cookie.
831
00:41:27,768 --> 00:41:30,121
♪ Worse things happen
at sea, huh? ♪
832
00:41:30,205 --> 00:41:33,907
- [singing in foreign language]
- ♪ Always look on the bright side of life ♪
833
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,431
♪ You're going back to nothing ♪
834
00:41:35,515 --> 00:41:37,258
♪ What have you lost? Nothing ♪
835
00:41:37,342 --> 00:41:41,872
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
836
00:41:41,956 --> 00:41:44,091
- [whistling]
- ♪ Come on, cheer up, ya old buggers ♪
837
00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:45,745
♪ Come on, give us a grin,
there you are, see? ♪
838
00:41:45,829 --> 00:41:50,315
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
839
00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:52,578
Mwah! Good chi!
840
00:41:52,662 --> 00:41:54,667
Cheer up! Come on. Let loose.
841
00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:58,062
Just fucking let go, Paige,
for fuck's sake.
842
00:41:58,146 --> 00:42:00,760
- [whistling]
- Yes!
843
00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:02,327
See you later. Keep in touch.
844
00:42:02,411 --> 00:42:05,199
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life... ♪
845
00:42:05,283 --> 00:42:07,593
So, all right, your mother
and father hate you
846
00:42:07,677 --> 00:42:09,639
because you're a raging
homosexual.
847
00:42:09,723 --> 00:42:10,901
What does it matter?
848
00:42:10,985 --> 00:42:13,338
[speaking Spanish]
849
00:42:13,422 --> 00:42:14,557
Mwah!
850
00:42:14,641 --> 00:42:17,516
You got jazz hands?
Let me see 'em. Hey!
851
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,257
I love you, Mom.
852
00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:20,737
Love you so much.
853
00:42:20,821 --> 00:42:22,652
I love you, for sure.
854
00:42:22,736 --> 00:42:24,651
Put down your robots.
855
00:42:26,435 --> 00:42:27,744
[mouthing]
856
00:42:27,828 --> 00:42:29,572
BOTH:
I love you!
857
00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:31,661
I love you.
858
00:42:31,745 --> 00:42:34,141
BOTH:
Mwah. We love you.
859
00:42:34,225 --> 00:42:37,884
ALL:
Mwah! I love you.
860
00:42:37,968 --> 00:42:40,017
[whistling]
861
00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:41,671
♪ Here, I'm near the end now ♪
862
00:42:41,755 --> 00:42:44,717
♪ Always look
on the bright side of life ♪
863
00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:45,849
[whistling]
864
00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:47,935
♪ All right, all right ♪
865
00:42:49,284 --> 00:42:52,200
[fading]:
♪ Always look on the bright... ♪
866
00:42:53,897 --> 00:42:55,943
[♪]
867
00:43:12,699 --> 00:43:14,701
[♪]
868
00:43:34,721 --> 00:43:36,723
[♪]
868
00:43:37,305 --> 00:44:37,704
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