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Previously on This Is Us...
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My time with you is just--
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it's just been
the happiest time of my life.
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What do you say
we make it official?
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I am so, so happy for you.
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Thank you.
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And for you, too... Philip.
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Thank you.
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- Come on. Hey, no,
I just need to know...
- Get out.
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- ...if movie quotes
or impressions are allowed.
- No.
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- That's all.
Yes.
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This is the last time
I'm doing this,
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so go crazy, brother.
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Guys,
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can we please eat our breakfast
like normal human beings?
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Hey, I mean it.
You're not puppies.
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♪ Saturday night I was downtown,
working for... ♪
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Right on time, Ms. Pearson.
Just like clockwork.
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- Come on, kids.
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♪ Whiskey bottles
piling high... ♪
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Hi, I'd like...
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- Pound of ham.
- Hey, pound of ham.
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Coming right up.
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♪ Bootlegging boozer
on the west side ♪
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Thank you.
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♪ People who are doing wrong ♪
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♪ Just about to call up
the D.A. man ♪
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♪ When I heard this woman
sing a song ♪
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♪ A pair of 45s made me
open my eyes... ♪
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The usual?
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Actually, no.
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♪ Rise ♪
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Let's try something different.
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♪ Long, cool woman
in a black dress... ♪
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All right.
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♪ With just one look,
I was a bad mess... ♪
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I'm sorry, but I don't need
my hair done today.
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Wh-- Uh, honey.
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Remember, we are going
to Kate's wedding today.
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And Kelly here
is gonna style your hair.
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But maybe not too glamorous,
because we don't want
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to upstage Kate
at her own wedding, now do we?
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What do you think?
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Yes, Kate's wedding. Okay.
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Okay.
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I know, I know.
I'm getting dressed,
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but the wife wanted stockings.
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What the hell
am I supposed to do?
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I got him, it's all good.
Let's move, Nicky.
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- Move.
- Loved the article, by the way.
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- Hated the picture.
- Oh, you know
I looked good, brother.
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Yo. Morning, Miguel.
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Randall, wow.
You polish up real nice.
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- Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
- Wow, look at that.
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Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
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- You excited for the day?
- Mm-hmm.
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Now remember, after I finish
with my reception toast,
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I'm gonna call you up to perform
the song on the piano.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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I'm excited.
I've... never been more ready.
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I love it, I love it.
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Uh, folks are starting to head
down for the wedding photos.
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So, getting myself together.
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I just can't wait
for your father to get here.
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- What's that?
- Uh, Randall.
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It's okay, it's just been
a little bit of a slow morning.
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Honey, you are looking amazing.
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We're on the homestretch now,
aren't we?
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Uh, don't forget, when, uh,
you're done with your hair,
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we're gonna head downstairs
to do pictures with Kate.
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Mm-hmm.
Okay? It's gonna
be a lot of fun.
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Hmm.
Okay? So...
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Hey, uh, Randall?
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I-I wouldn't knock yourself out
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with all that medicine
right now.
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It's, uh,
it's constantly changing, so...
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I haven't seen that.
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I guess with the swearing in
and everything,
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I've missed some things.
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Yeah, well, it's, um,
it's been a rough month
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and the travel hasn't helped.
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But everybody's on board
with my plan to get
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the wedding photos knocked out
early so that she has
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a nice, long break to relax
before the ceremony.
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- There is something
I'd like to ask you, though.
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Yeah.
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Are we sure about that part
on the side of your head?
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- You gonna mock me?
- I'm just...
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Because The New Yorker says
I'm a "rising star."
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So you should probably
address me accordingly.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Rising Star.
I'm sorry, uh, Senator Pearson.
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- Apologies, Senator Pearson.
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You're a damn fool,
you know that?
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Yes. Look how handsome
you look, though.
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Is that government-issued
handsome?
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Just trying to keep up
with you, big guy.
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- Oh, I like that.
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I love you, Ma.
- I love you.
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All right,
see you guys down there.
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All right, see you there.
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♪
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I want you to know
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that I see it now.
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- Knock, knock.
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No, no, no. Really?
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You and Kevin have
serious boundary issues.
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Get out. You can't see Kate.
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Come on, Big Phil. No looky.
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Ladies, this is my second trip
down the aisle.
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And you know what
I learned the first time?
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That silly superstitions
have zero bearing
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on the outcome of marriages.
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So I'm gonna looky. Okay?
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I'm gonna looky real good.
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Fair enough.
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Looky, looky.
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Uhp, crap.
I have to dress the twins.
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I'm gonna go with you.
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- See you downstairs.
- Goodbye.
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Here we go.
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- Here we go.
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You don't mind me
sneaking a peek at you
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- before the day starts?
- Oh, hell no.
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I mean, I'm Zen Kate.
I'm Second Wedding Kate.
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I'm, like, the opposite
of a bridezilla.
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Like, I am cool with whatever
this wedding throws at me.
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- I'm cool.
- Mm.
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Sounds precisely like something
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someone who's overcompensating
would say.
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What's up?
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Did you triple-- uh,
quadruple-check
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that the sheet music
is taped together?
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I don't want my mom
to rifle through
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while she's performing.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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I quadruple-checked.
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All right? Listen,
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you've been working on this
with her for a year.
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She'll be fine.
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Philip, "fine" doesn't cut it.
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It doesn't cut it. This...
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This is a melody she's played us
since we were kids.
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This means a lot to her,
and if something goes wrong,
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- she's going to be
utterly devastated.
- Hey, listen to me.
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She'll be fine, okay?
Just breathe.
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- She'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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Yes. She'll lock in
once she finds her key.
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There you go.
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Kevin couldn't have
dressed the twins
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- while we were getting ready?
I'm gonna leave him
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a penis doodle as punishment.
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Oh, hold up.
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What's this?
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"I would never leave you lost"
in female handwriting.
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Is this a love letter?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. Beth, look, a bra.
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Ooh, and it's right next to
some kind of floral wrap thingy.
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Kevin.
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It's like a frickin'
crime scene in here.
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Huh.
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- There's even makeup
in the bathroom.
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Oh, that's actually mine.
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Kevin borrows
my foundation sometimes.
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We have the same skin tone.
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Kevin is having a secret
wedding weekend romance,
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and these are the clues.
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It's like a true crime whodunit.
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But with sex.
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Who do you think
he slept with last night?
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That's really good.
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Uh, maybe we do, uh, just one
without all the wine glasses.
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Huh?
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Okay.
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Yep. Just like that.
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- It could be the wedding singer.
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- Philip's friend.
- She was at the rehearsal
last night.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And they were talking.
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You ain't slick, Kevin.
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- You ain't slick, Kev...
- No.
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- Don't do that.
- Hmm.
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Wait.
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Did you see that look
Sophie just gave him?
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Did I see it? I felt it.
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- They have crazy
history together.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Insane history.
- Mm-hmm.
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But wait. She's married.
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- Oh, yeah. That's not her M.O.
- No.
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Hello...
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Ooh.
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Then there's Cassidy,
his plus-one.
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Right.
Just as a friend, though.
Mm...
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He sizzles, she sizzles,
they're both single.
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Let's keep our options open.
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- This is gonna be fun.
- Yeah, it will.
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- Oh, but hey, girl, hey,
I'm just checking in.
- Hmm?
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You sure you're cool
with figuring this out?
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I mean, you were gonna
marry the guy.
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You have seen his junk.
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Beth. It was a half decade ago.
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I have five-year-old twins
with the man
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and a nine-month-old
with my husband.
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- I need this.
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So let's find out who he banged.
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Let's get our
Agatha Christie on.
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Okay, Pearsons.
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Tuck in a little. Come on.
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Oh, you know what?
I was thinking,
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we got to be really careful
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who Senator Pearson
takes photos with.
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So, Elijah, bud? No offense,
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-but are we sure
you're not on any...
-Oh, boy.
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...you know, fugitive lists
or anything like that?
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You know, as designated
babysitter for the day,
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I just, I'm not gonna take
any crap from the Manny.
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- Ah.
Ooh!
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All right, Senator Pearson,
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you better go get
your security detail.
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Elijah's getting aggressive.
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Uh, my daughters
are my detail, so I'm safe.
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Okay, you're trusting Annie
to stop a bullet?
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This is not
Kevin Costner-level security.
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She's really fast.
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Very funny, Jack.
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That's Kevin, Mom.
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Dad hasn't been with us
for a while, remember?
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- Uh, Randall...
- Why would you say that?
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- No, no, no, no. S--
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- W-Why would you say that,
Randall? Seriously.
- I'm right here. I'm right here.
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- I'm right here. I'm right here.
- It's not true.
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It's okay, I'm right here.
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- I'm right here.
- I don't know
why he would say that.
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Sorry. I'm sorry, Mom.
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Okay, let's burn one on three.
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One, two, three.
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Great.
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♪
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Oh, wow. Look at these.
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Look at these. We...
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are gonna sell these
to help pay for college.
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Hey.
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You know,
I can't remember the last time
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I saw you wearing a hat.
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Um...
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I may have done something...
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kind of stupid.
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Oh. Wow.
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Good wow or bad wow?
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It's different. It's different.
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I'm, uh... I'm-I'm...
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I'm getting my head
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- around it.
- Yeah?
253
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:46,714
Yeah.
254
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,816
It's all right, Mom.
255
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:49,917
Hair grows back.
256
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,853
It's not all right.
I want old Mom back.
257
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,254
Argh!
258
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,423
Walk the plank!
259
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,692
Wh-What is this?
What is he-- what is he doing?
260
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,028
He's playing Captain Hook.
261
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,430
Because he thinks
I look like Peter Pan.
262
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,236
Oh, my God. He...
263
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,372
Uh, not funny, pal!
264
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,707
You look at me. Not funny.
265
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,008
No. Give me this.
266
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,210
All three of you,
dining table, right now.
267
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,881
We are gonna talk about how
you speak to your mother.
268
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,388
Okay, so that just happened.
269
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,858
It's the new normal.
270
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,625
I'm aware.
271
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,694
- Still, it's...
- Yeah.
272
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,696
She's been calling Kev "Jack"
on and off
273
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,365
for the past couple days.
274
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,532
Probably just triggered by,
you know,
275
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,534
the shake-up in her routine,
276
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,702
the wedding excitement.
277
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,873
Doctor says
we're at the stage where...
278
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,540
you shouldn't correct her.
279
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,942
You know?
Just-just roll with it,
280
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,744
you try to distract her
until the episode fades.
281
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,712
Still.
282
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,314
I know.
283
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,154
Maybe Mom
shouldn't perform later.
284
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,156
It's a lot of pressure.
285
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,992
Yeah.
286
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,294
Maybe it's too much.
287
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,829
Mm.
288
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,263
Uh...
Sorry.
289
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,899
May I interject?
290
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,433
Mm.
291
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,970
Music is good for the soul.
292
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,306
It's-it's been good
for her memory,
293
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,942
and, the doctors,
they encourage her to do it.
294
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,177
It's also why we have
the most...
295
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,446
bizarre wedding schedule
of all time
296
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,017
and why you'll be sitting
in your dress for 12 hours
297
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,919
like a bridal mannequin.
298
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,855
So that Rebecca gets
all the downtime she needs.
299
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,458
Hey.
300
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,260
Once she finds her key,
301
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,995
she'll lock in.
302
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,101
I'm gonna go check on her.
303
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,003
Yeah, I will come with you,
304
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,138
if you don't mind.
305
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,641
Zen Kate.
306
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,344
Your mother can
and will do this.
307
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,647
I have no idea
if Rebecca can do this.
308
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,683
I mean, th-this unfettered hope
that all will go well
309
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,886
does not come naturally
to an Englishman.
310
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,721
- Mm.
- I mean, I-I'm gonna try my best
to keep optimistic
311
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,958
that it'll all be okay,
because it will...
312
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,126
crush your sister if it doesn't.
313
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,128
Tell me, um, in the event
314
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,998
that she gets up on that stage
and starts to flounder,
315
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,367
do you have
any senatorial powers
316
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,369
to call a citywide blackout?
317
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,536
I do not.
318
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,472
Ah. Worth a try.
319
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,708
"You sip your drink,
320
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,177
deepen your breath."
321
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679
Oh, who writes love letters
anymore?
322
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,315
What, is Kevin's hookup
a World War II pilot?
323
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,051
Wait, this totally has
the cadence of a poem.
324
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,819
"With just one glance,
325
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,688
I'd take my chance."
326
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,523
- Yeah, a third grader's poem.
327
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,858
Yeah, it's not great.
328
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,493
- Okay, then we have...
329
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
330
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,530
- Hey, Kev.
- Hey.
331
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,731
- What's up?
332
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,233
Well, you look fresh and ready.
333
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,868
- Do I?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
334
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,369
Relaxing night or not so much?
335
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,171
Well, it was, you know...
336
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,606
Mm.
337
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,442
Yeah, well...
I went to bed so early
338
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,711
I feel like I missed out
on everything.
339
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,547
Anything, uh,
interesting happen?
340
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,182
You have no idea.
341
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,550
I feel like I need a nap.
342
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,886
- Huh.
343
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,254
Oh.
344
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,722
- Hey, party people.
- Hey.
345
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,257
You know,
this hotel has a sauna.
346
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,292
That's, like, really swanky,
right?
347
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,694
- Yeah, it is.
- So swanky.
348
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,363
Bet it gets
pretty hot and steamy in there.
349
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,597
Mm-hmm.
350
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,599
Oh. It's getting kind of chilly.
351
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,368
Can I get my wrap
from your room?
352
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,869
I think
I left it there last night.
353
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,238
The, like, floral wrap thing.
354
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,805
Yeah. Course.
- Thanks.
355
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,884
All right, now listen up.
There is no making fun
356
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,553
of your mother.
357
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,656
If you don't have something nice
to say about her new haircut,
358
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,059
you don't say anything at all.
359
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,594
What about you, Jack? You...
360
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,230
haven't really said anything
about it since you saw it.
361
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,066
I love it.
362
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,268
You look great.
363
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,835
Like a hotter Jamie Lee Curtis.
364
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,972
But why did she cut it?
365
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,341
Well, Randall, uh...
366
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,943
I...
367
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,013
I wanted to try something
more fashion-forward, okay?
368
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,115
And I don't want
to talk about it anymore.
369
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,753
What's wrong with Mommy?
370
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,122
She looks like He-Man--
371
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,523
that's what's wrong with her.
372
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,526
Not funny.
373
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,696
All right.
Ah.
374
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,099
- Uh-huh. Okay, okay.
- Look at that.
375
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,666
And...
376
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,302
- Mm-hmm.
377
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,270
- Hello!
378
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,472
- Oh, come on. What is that?
Oh!
379
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,142
- Oh!
There is no way.
- Oh, yeah. Uh, what?
380
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,176
- Where'd that come from?
381
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,611
- What?
- Are you palming cards?
382
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,013
Whoa! I'm a lover,
383
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,815
Miguel, but those
are fighting words.
384
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,683
- I'm coming for you.
Hey, Mom!
385
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,652
- How you feeling?
- Look at that.
- Hi, sweetheart.
386
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,622
Oh, good, good, good, if Nicky
here would just stop cheating.
387
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,291
- Oh! Et tu, Rebecca?
Ooh.
- Honey,
388
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,193
roll up your sleeves
so we aren't tempted to think
389
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,029
- that you're hiding something.
- Hey, just--
390
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,464
- Look, woman. Look at this.
- Oh, he's definitely
hiding something.
391
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,199
- Right?
392
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,535
Okay. Well, uh...
393
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,238
Hey, should we talk about
that reception performance?
394
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,140
Oh, no, I-I think we have, uh...
395
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,874
We still have plenty of time
before the ceremony.
396
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,045
And, clearly,
this game is over and tainted.
397
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,181
- Why don't we let Philip get
his mind right for the nuptials
398
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,250
and you and I can go
and do our wine tasting
399
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,351
that we've been talking about.
400
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,685
That way,
we can replenish all the wine
401
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,220
that Philip's family
drank up last night.
402
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,857
Yeah, I don't know
if now's the right time
403
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,026
- for a wine tasting, Miguel.
- Sure, it is.
404
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,894
Come on. I insist.
405
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,529
You go ahead, kiddo.
406
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,897
You just leave me
with the ladies.
407
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,333
We're gonna play
a new cheat-proof game.
408
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,369
Yeah. Keep the optimism afloat.
409
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,071
With a little merlot.
410
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,039
Oh, no, if anybody orders
any merlot, I'm leaving.
411
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,241
I am not drinking
any frickin' merlot!
412
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,379
You see the-- Sideways.
413
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,047
The movie. It was...
414
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,516
Okay. You know what, let's go.
415
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,022
Mmm.
416
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,558
- That is good.
- Mm.
417
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,797
It's one thing to understand
these changes in Mom.
418
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,932
It's another thing
to accept 'em.
419
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,367
And accept
that even more are coming.
420
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,770
Hey, should we, um,
try this older pinot next?
421
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,207
- Mmm.
- All right. Let's go with that.
422
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,875
Nice color.
423
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,412
What if she starts to think
I'm William?
424
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,615
Well, then let's toast
425
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,617
- to your mother
not calling you William.
426
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,951
- Salud.
- Salud.
427
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,257
Mmm.
428
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,226
Oh, yeah. I'm getting, um,
429
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,228
- notes of tobacco.
- Mm-hmm.
430
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,629
Uh, is that cherry cola?
431
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,930
- I think so.
- Yeah.
432
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,498
- It's nice.
433
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,633
Total Christmas notes.
434
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,168
There's a toasty fireplace,
435
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,469
a-a fresh-cut wreath.
436
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,803
- It's...
- I mean, what if
this is the beginning
437
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,839
- of an even bigger slide, man?
438
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,341
- Okay, Randall, come on.
- Hmm.
439
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,775
- I mean, seriously.
- What?
440
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,513
I just thought
that we could both use a break
441
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,515
from talking about Alzheimer's
today.
442
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,684
- That is why we are here.
443
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,018
- You're right.
- 'Kay?
444
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,654
You're right, sir.
445
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,855
- I'll toast to that.
- All right.
446
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:09,989
- Salud.
- Salud.
447
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,695
Hey, Miguel,
I hate to say it. Um...
448
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,863
but every time we toast, man,
449
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,098
I've noticed a little
tremor there.
450
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,001
- Come on, Randall. Just tell me
what you're tasting in...
- Back up in the room earlier,
451
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,504
I saw some blood pressure meds
with your name on it.
452
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,480
Why don't we jump
to the cabs next?
453
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,849
I'm really excited
about tasting their big boys.
454
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,351
Okay.
455
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,355
Um, supposedly, this water here
is, uh, just amazing.
456
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,624
Thank you,
you bed-hopping relic.
457
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,530
- Okay.
458
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,864
Edie's right, Nicky.
459
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,533
You're definitely Sophia.
460
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,734
Thank you.
461
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,169
You mean the promiscuous one?
462
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,004
No, the grumpy, old one.
463
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,706
Oh, Christ, I'm taking fire
464
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,374
- from all sides today.
465
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,810
Definitely something
Sophia would say.
466
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,913
Well, that would make
one of you broads the trollop.
467
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,581
- Oh-ho.
Oh, hush up.
468
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,083
Jack.
469
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,019
Hey. There you are.
470
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,654
Come. Sit.
471
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,822
We're watching Golden Girls--
472
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,658
the one where, uh,
Blanche pops the balloon.
473
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,395
♪
474
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,731
First husbands, then cute shoes.
475
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,566
What's wrong?
476
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,567
Nothing.
477
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,403
Um, nothing. I...
478
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,871
I don't know. I just...
479
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,507
had a rough night last night.
480
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,544
Oh.
481
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,413
Well, why don't we go take
a-a walk?
482
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,215
You can tell me all about it.
483
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,384
Yeah.
484
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,052
You know, that'd be good.
485
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,187
Mm. Okay.
486
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,393
We won't be too long.
487
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,898
You okay, kid?
488
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,701
Yeah.
489
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,536
Okay.
490
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,738
- Shall we?
- Mm-hmm.
491
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,651
Oh, babe.
492
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,420
It looks good.
493
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,788
Okay?
494
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,590
It was just, uh...
495
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,125
an unexpected jolt.
496
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,960
- The kids hate it.
497
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,263
Hey, if we're taking style tips
498
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,565
from six-year-olds,
we're screwed.
499
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,134
I hate it.
500
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,137
Then why'd you cut it?
501
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,909
I'm-I'm...
502
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,844
on autopilot, Jack.
503
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,914
I can box the kids' lunches
504
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,682
blindfolded.
505
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,685
The guys at the deli
call me "Pound of Ham."
506
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,854
They know I'm a mom--
I reek of mom.
507
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,590
God, I-I don't want
to be Pound of Ham, Jack.
508
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,526
Please tell me
I'm not just Pound of Ham.
509
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,461
- Rebecca.
510
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,364
You are not
511
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,032
Pound of Ham.
512
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,134
Okay?
513
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,203
You want me to go down to the
deli? You-you want me to go down
514
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,872
- and straighten
those idiots out?
- No,
515
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,007
Jack, no, I-I...
516
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,778
Sometimes I just
get tired of our routine.
517
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,314
And...
518
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,816
I want to feel spontaneous,
519
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,018
like we used to.
520
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,055
Come on, don't you ever
feel like this?
521
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,290
Honestly, I...
522
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,729
When I was a kid,
and we sit down at dinner,
523
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,332
we didn't know if my dad
was gonna explode on us or not.
524
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,001
If mom was gonna be crying.
525
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,971
I mean, those two were
just a high-wire act.
526
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,039
So...
527
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,376
I don't know, I mean, I-I...
528
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,480
I kind of find our routine
529
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,582
to be a bit comforting.
530
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,085
- So I'm awful.
- You're not awful.
531
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,857
I don't want to lose myself
and forget who I am.
532
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,028
I think I needed
to make a change
533
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,230
to remind myself
that surprising things
534
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,199
can still happen.
535
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,510
Give me a minute.
536
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,059
What's wrong, sweetie?
537
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,461
Mom?
538
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,796
Kev, talk to me.
539
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,232
I missed you at the bonfire.
540
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,034
Something happen last night?
541
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,136
Um, well, you know, per usual,
542
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,639
I find myself
in a bit of a pickle.
543
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,707
I'm really struggling, you know?
544
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,876
I feel like
I'm lost, romantically.
545
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,581
You okay?
546
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,882
- Mom?
547
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,584
He'll figure things out.
548
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,588
They just got married so young.
549
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,890
High school first love.
550
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,627
I think Kevin needs some...
551
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,229
time to figure things out
with her.
552
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,234
Yeah.
553
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,675
Wait, are we toasting
to Kevin and Cassidy?
554
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,643
Or to our McNulty-level
detective work?
555
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,645
Oh, definitely
our detective work.
556
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,847
Mm.
557
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,015
Speak of the devil.
558
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,618
- Hello.
- Hey!
559
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,754
Oh, he's a good man.
Cassidy's a lucky girl.
560
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,423
- Yeah.
Oh, Sophie.
561
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,192
We were just talking about you.
562
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,360
No, we weren't...
563
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,330
Did you get any sleep?
564
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,533
A little, yeah. You?
565
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,268
Yeah.
566
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,505
We... We'll see you
at the wedding.
567
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,807
Yeah.
568
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,942
- Yeah.
Hmm.
569
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,648
Okay, what the hell was that?
570
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,149
Case un-closed.
571
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,985
Did Kevin sleep
with Sophie and Cassidy?
572
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,854
He is a terrible man.
573
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,322
Just awful.
574
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,190
- Trash.
- Mm.
575
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:23,229
You'd think the one
Uber driver in this place
576
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,532
would want a good review
and actually help out.
577
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,002
Whoa! I got it, man.
578
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,704
Okay.
579
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:32,872
I see.
580
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,340
What?
581
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,977
You didn't need to snoop through
our pill bottles, Randall.
582
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,846
I wasn't snooping through,
Miguel, I just stumbled
583
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,714
upon it and I got concerned.
584
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:44,050
Reasonably so, might I add.
I got it.
585
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,686
No, I've got it. You don't think
I can handle a box, Randall?
586
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,323
You know what I handle
on a daily basis?
587
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,492
Hmm?
588
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,095
I didn't need you calling out
my hand shaking.
589
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,865
Which is a harmless response
to my medication,
590
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,867
- which I am handling.
- Okay.
591
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,869
Do you know what I needed?
592
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,436
I needed an hour.
593
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,773
To drink wine with someone.
594
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,241
I needed just one minute to feel
595
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,544
like a human being.
596
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,446
I wanted to go with you.
597
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,448
Because you drink wine.
598
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,618
And you appreciate it,
like I do.
599
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,622
I just needed a day, Randall.
600
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,757
Because it is moving fast now.
601
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,859
It is moving so fast
that I have whiplash.
602
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,028
- What's moving fast?
- All of it.
603
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,699
All of it.
604
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,548
It's just you and me.
605
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,918
It's not too late
to call this off, Skeletor.
606
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,888
I think you just look like
607
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,890
a really pretty boy, Mommy.
608
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,761
Thank you, sweetheart,
thank you.
609
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,330
Very clever, you muscle-bound...
610
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:07,099
I did a thing.
611
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,069
What did you do?
612
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,472
You look like Magnum P.I.
613
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,174
You look weird, Dad.
614
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,843
I kind of like it.
615
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,345
You know, I've always wondered
616
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,313
if I can pull one of these off.
617
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,949
I...
618
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,451
am wondering the same thing.
619
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,687
Well, a very wise woman
once told me
620
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,455
it doesn't hurt
to shake things up
621
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,190
from time to time.
622
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,361
Hey, I called the sitter.
623
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,964
What do you say we get
these new versions
624
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:41,300
of ourselves dolled up
and take 'em out for a spin?
625
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,435
Let the rug rats
eat the meatloaf.
626
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,674
- On a Wednesday?
- On a Wednesday.
627
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,180
I can't tell if you look like
628
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,949
a pizza delivery man
or a porn star.
629
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,818
Baby, tonight,
630
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,352
I can be both.
631
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,855
- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
632
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,326
♪
633
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,354
♪
634
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,877
What can I say?
635
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,747
I love you, Kate Pearson,
with every inch of my heart.
636
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,448
which you single-handedly
defrosted
637
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,450
and resuscitated
like an emergency room
638
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,252
- physician...
- I think, uh...
639
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,720
I think you might have my notes.
640
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,421
Oh, dear.
641
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,290
- Ah, yes!
642
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,225
This makes more sense.
643
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,862
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for gathering today.
644
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,396
We come together
to celebrate Kate and Philip...
645
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,065
Admit it.
646
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,467
You hated me
the first time we met.
647
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:25,537
And maybe I hated you
a little bit, too.
648
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,207
So, no, this was not
a "love at first sight"
649
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,476
magical fairytale romance.
650
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,411
It was gritty.
651
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,480
- Flaws up front.
- Mm-hmm.
652
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,385
A Super Bowl ring only worthy
653
00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,220
of those willing to battle
654
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,989
in the snow and in the mud.
655
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,892
I'll explain
what a Super Bowl is later.
656
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:49,728
I give you this ring
657
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,898
as a sign of my love.
658
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:56,235
And I give you this ring
as a sign of my love.
659
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,638
And there you have it.
You may now kiss the bride.
660
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,015
Yeah!
661
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,590
♪
662
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:21,693
♪ Now every pretty,
pretty girl ♪
663
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,864
♪ Want to live in his mind
all the time ♪
664
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,100
♪ He says I'm sitting
next to my girl ♪
665
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,170
♪ On the dock of the bay. ♪
666
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,705
Marriage.
667
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,676
Marriage is what brings us
668
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,678
together today.
669
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,881
Marriage,
670
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,350
the blessed arrangement.
671
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,785
That dream within a dream.
672
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,454
Oh, good Lord.
673
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:51,824
Haud yer wheesht!
674
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:54,526
You're quite the loud bunch,
aren't ya?
675
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,029
Or maybe just off your trolleys.
Ah dinnae ken.
676
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,332
Right.
677
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,368
Guess I should've
prepared something.
678
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,705
And that kills?
679
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,307
And so, Philip,
680
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,342
welcome to the family,
my brother.
681
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,346
Sister.
682
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,383
I love you beyond measure.
683
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,351
Aw.
684
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:23,155
The two of you
have been very smiley today.
685
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,192
- And I dig that.
686
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,561
- And, Philip,
yours is very nice,
687
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,731
but my sister's...
688
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,402
...my God, if it's not
the same infectious smile
689
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,604
that she had
since we were little kids.
690
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:42,708
And I'm so happy
that time hasn't changed that.
691
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:46,445
And I'm really glad
that you broke it back out.
692
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,887
I've been thinking
a lot today, um...
693
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,689
about time.
694
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:59,425
And how, when you're young--
695
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,627
like when you're Jackie's age--
696
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:04,863
a year is like a fifth
of your existence.
697
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,200
And so maybe
when you're younger,
698
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,403
time seems to move
a little bit slower.
699
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,908
Summer vacation is a lifetime.
700
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,045
But the older we get,
701
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,248
the faster time
just seems to come at us.
702
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,450
All of us.
703
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,653
You know, the years
just keep flying by,
704
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,622
faster and faster.
705
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:35,394
It can give a guy whiplash,
just thinking about it.
706
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:42,068
And so while I would love
nothing more than to...
707
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:45,237
stay in this moment
as long as humanly possible,
708
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,174
to celebrate
our favorite newlyweds...
709
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,776
sadly, I have yet
to build a remote
710
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,512
that pauses life.
711
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,082
- Damn.
712
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:58,284
That doesn't mean
there aren't still
713
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:01,487
summer vacations to be enjoyed.
714
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,823
Still good conversations
to be had.
715
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,459
And still love to be shared.
716
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:12,531
It just all happens much faster.
717
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,168
But, um...
718
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,204
in moments like this,
719
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,872
when you're around
all your favorite people...
720
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:25,444
...celebrating
a really special day...
721
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:29,048
...time does slow down
ever so much.
722
00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,851
So I'm grateful to Kate
723
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,187
and Philip for that.
724
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,860
And I'm filled with comfort,
as I look around this room,
725
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,363
knowing that all of you
will be on this
726
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,999
speeding train with me,
727
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:50,036
slowing down
for the occasional special stop.
728
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:53,872
All the way till the very end.
729
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,642
So, um...
730
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,210
cheers.
731
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,879
Cheers.
Cheers.
732
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,384
Okay.
733
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,853
And now to drag us
back from the dark abyss
734
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,688
that I just pushed us all into.
735
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,160
Uh, it is my pleasure
to introduce
736
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,562
a very special performance.
737
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,365
So without further ado,
ladies and gentlemen, I give you
738
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,867
the one, the only...
739
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:24,203
Mom.
740
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,212
The stage is all yours, Mom.
741
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,772
It took me a sec,
but I am turning
742
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,041
positive on the mustache.
743
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,077
- Women dig a 'stache.
744
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,778
And men...
745
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,082
dig a woman who can pull off
a hot, short haircut.
746
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,751
- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
747
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,258
I think multiple men
calling me Pound of Ham
748
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,393
really threw me.
749
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,895
I love our routine.
750
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,465
I know.
751
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,601
Still good to shake things up
from time to time though.
752
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,104
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
753
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,512
You know something
that Pound of Ham Rebecca
754
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,414
- would never do?
- Hmm?
755
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,117
Strut over to that piano over
there and rip it a new one.
756
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,323
Well...
757
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,792
Pound of Ham Rebecca's dead.
758
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:56,595
Oh, okay.
759
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,172
I want you to know...
760
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,540
that if your mother
is unable to perform,
761
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,176
I've arranged for me
and the band
762
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,178
to immediately start playing
763
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,513
Celine Dion's
"My Heart Will Go On."
764
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,817
- That's right, me on lead vocal.
- Mm-hmm.
765
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,652
Going full Titanic.
766
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,688
All right,
it's gonna be a catastrophe
767
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,690
of such epic proportions
that no one's really gonna
768
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,692
remember anything else
about this wedding.
769
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,395
- I love you very much.
- Yeah.
770
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,829
It's good to hear, you know?
771
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,030
Considering.
772
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:07,233
♪ They say time will tell ♪
773
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,401
♪ But I think it likes ♪
774
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:12,671
♪ To keep secrets ♪
775
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:17,209
♪ So we'll wait and see ♪
776
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:21,046
♪ But it's just as well ♪
777
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,715
♪ The years can be counted ♪
778
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,185
♪ In seconds ♪
779
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,123
♪ That's fine with me ♪
780
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,696
♪ 'Cause I get this morning ♪
781
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,965
♪ With you ♪
782
00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:43,602
♪ Forever now ♪
783
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,073
♪ It all ♪
784
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,109
♪ Hits me at once ♪
785
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,613
♪ Forever now ♪
786
00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:00,552
♪ If there's a right way ♪
787
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,054
♪ To say it ♪
788
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,892
♪ I'm still learning how ♪
789
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,564
♪ And maybe all that we have ♪
790
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:17,603
♪ Is a forever now ♪
791
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:36,522
♪ I've been looking for words ♪
792
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,458
♪ For feelings that shouldn't ♪
793
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:42,994
♪ Get spoken ♪
794
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:47,866
♪ It's something I do ♪
795
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,869
♪ I'm starting to learn ♪
796
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,172
♪ Some silences shouldn't be ♪
797
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,476
♪ Broken ♪
798
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:01,880
♪ Just listened to ♪
799
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,387
♪ I get this moment ♪
800
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,356
♪ With you ♪
801
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,291
♪ Forever now ♪
802
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,996
♪ It all ♪
803
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:21,232
♪ Hits me at once ♪
804
00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:25,303
♪ Forever now ♪
805
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:30,542
♪ If there's a right way ♪
806
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,844
♪ To say it ♪
807
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:36,848
♪ I'm still learning how ♪
808
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:43,188
♪ All that we have ♪
809
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,359
♪ Is a forever now. ♪
810
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,589
You're still gonna make me
sing Celine, aren't you?
811
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,725
- Yes.
812
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,529
Listen, you really are a god
for tracking these kids all day.
813
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,930
I wouldn't have been upset
with you if you'd lost, like,
814
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,765
- one of them.
Yeah, well,
thanks, man.
815
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,133
Just let me know
when my shift's over,
816
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,068
so I can take all the edibles.
817
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,143
What gives? You guys have been
looking at weird me all day.
818
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,146
- Have we?
- Uh-huh.
819
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,881
Have you been dishing
any weird looks?
820
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,816
- Not I. Have you?
- No, no.
821
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,718
- No weird looks over here.
- No clue what
you're talking about.
822
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,587
Huh.
823
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,558
Hey, um, can I steal you
for a second?
824
00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:54,325
Sure.
825
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,161
Excuse me.
826
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,666
Okay, so, um...
827
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,568
about last night,
I am not usually...
828
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,570
It's the wedding singer.
829
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,171
We should've known
it was the wedding singer.
830
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,173
It's always
the damn wedding singer.
831
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,609
Always the wedding singer.
832
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:14,145
♪ Well, my friends,
the time has come ♪
833
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,450
♪ Raise the roof
and have some fun ♪
834
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,152
♪ Throw away ♪
835
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,321
♪ The work to be done ♪
836
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,958
♪ Let the music play on,
play on, play on ♪
837
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:31,763
♪ All night long, all night... ♪
838
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,099
I loved your speech.
839
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:36,802
It was equal parts sexy
840
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,104
- and depressing.
- Well, that's my sweet spot.
841
00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:41,940
- So, yes.
842
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,676
- ♪ All night long, oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
843
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,211
♪ All night... ♪
844
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,213
Mom is sick.
845
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:49,881
♪ People dancing
all in the street ♪
846
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,017
Miguel's getting old.
847
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,020
♪ See the rhythm
all in their feet... ♪
848
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,856
I can see
where it's all heading now.
849
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,860
And it's all headed there
so fast.
850
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,563
♪ All night long... ♪
851
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,198
What are you supposed
to do with that?
852
00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:10,035
Only thing you can do, baby.
853
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:14,039
You dance.
854
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,543
♪ Everyone you meet,
dancing in the street ♪
855
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,045
- ♪ All night long ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
856
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,815
♪ Oh, yes, all night long ♪
857
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,485
♪ All night long ♪
858
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,655
♪ All night, all night... ♪
859
00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,489
- Yo.
- Hey.
860
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,525
So, for real, bro.
861
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,661
What happened with you
last night?
862
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,029
Aw, man, it's a long story.
863
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,831
Is it a good story?
864
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,267
- ♪ All night ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
865
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,403
- ♪ All night, all night ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
866
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:49,908
- ♪ All night, all night ♪
- ♪ All night, all night long ♪
867
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,577
♪ All night, all night... ♪
868
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,712
- I don't know yet.
- ♪ All night long. ♪
869
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:03,221
♪ They say time will tell ♪
870
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,691
♪ But I think it likes ♪
871
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:09,527
♪ To keep secrets ♪
872
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:13,198
♪ So we'll wait and see ♪
873
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:16,234
♪ But it's just as well ♪
874
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,204
♪ The years can be counted ♪
875
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,574
♪ In seconds ♪
876
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:25,043
♪ And that's fine with me. ♪
877
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:31,082
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