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HEY, YOU GUYS-- 12 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,205 -STAY OUT OF THIS. - BACK OFF! 13 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,665 - I'D RATHER NOT GET INVOLVED. 14 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,959 - I THINK THAT'S BEST. - OKAY. 15 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,670 - HEY, CAT. 16 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,881 - HI, EVERYONE. 17 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:49,299 KNOCK KNOCK. - WHO'S THERE? 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,218 - ISN'T. - ISN'T WHO? 19 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,346 - ISN'T LIFE AMAZING? [LAUGHING] 20 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,640 I KNOW. 21 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,684 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 22 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:02,437 - GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE. OR AS THEY SAY IN GUATEMALA... 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:06,149 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 24 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,110 - THAT MEANS "A TURTLE ATE MY WIFE." 25 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:13,156 - OH, THAT'S SAD, BUT HILARIOUS. 26 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,534 [LAUGHING] 27 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,202 - HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? - YEAH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 28 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,620 - WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 29 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:21,415 - THIS IS A ONE-CUP COFFEE MAKER, 30 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,543 A GIFT TO ME FROM OUR ESTEEMED PRINCIPAL. 31 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,211 - WHAT IS IT, YOUR BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING? 32 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,713 - MY ANNIVERSARY-- 33 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:31,341 10 YEARS TEACHING HERE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS. 34 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,427 - WHOA. [CHEERING] 35 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,764 - WAIT, IT'S YOUR 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY TEACHING HERE 36 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,516 AND THEY GAVE YOU A ONE-CUP COFFEE MAKER? 37 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,310 - WELL, IT MAY NOT BE MUCH, BUT AS THEY SAY IN GUATEMALA... 38 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,939 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 39 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,277 - THAT MEANS "I FORGOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR." 40 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,529 - ARE YOU SURE? 41 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:55,574 'CAUSE I THOUGHT-- AH, IT DOES. 42 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,078 - AH. 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:01:59,995 [MUSIC PLAYING] 44 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:03,206 ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪ 45 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,501 ♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 46 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:11,506 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 47 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 48 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:16,261 ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ 49 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,180 ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 50 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,851 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 51 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:26,480 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 52 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:30,525 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 53 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:34,362 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 54 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,741 ♪ NOT A FANTASY JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 55 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,952 ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 56 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:44,205 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 57 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,002 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 58 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,880 ♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 59 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:58,177 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪ 60 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,224 - OH, COME ON. 61 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,935 FOR HIS 10-YEAR TEACHING ANNIVERSARY, 62 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,854 YOU GUYS DON'T THINK SIKOWITZ DESERVES A BETTER PRESENT 63 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,647 THAN A ONE-CUP COFFEE MAKER? 64 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,608 - THEY SHOULD'VE GOT HIM A PAIR OF SHOES. 65 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,193 I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT THAT HIPPIE'S HAIRY FEET. 66 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:17,739 I THINK SIKOWITZ HAS CUTE FEET. 67 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,240 RIGHT? 68 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,079 - HOW COME NONE OF US EVER SIT ON THAT SIDE OF THE TABLE? 69 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,668 - YOU GUYS, SIKOWITZ IS AN ACTING TEACHER. 70 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,294 IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM, 71 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,254 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIM OUT TO SEE A REALLY GOOD PLAY? 72 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,923 - THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 73 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,091 - YEAH. - THAT IS GOOD. 74 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,176 - A FINE IDEA. 75 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,386 - SEE? I'M NOT JUST GORGEOUS. 76 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,555 - YOU'RE A GRUNCH. 77 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,183 - OH, HEY. MY MOM AND DAD SAW A PLAY 78 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,226 AT THE MELROSE PLAYHOUSE THEY SAID WAS AMAZING. 79 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,478 - [GASP] - AND THEN TRINA SCREAMED. 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,521 - THERE'S SHAWN. 81 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,231 ANDRE: WHO'S SHAWN? 82 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,651 - HE'S 160 POUNDS OF SENIOR HOTNESS, 83 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,571 AND I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM LOVE ME. 84 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,911 I KNOW, RIGHT? 85 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:07,497 YEAH. OKAY. 86 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,541 SEE YOU THERE. 87 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:14,379 OH, HI. SHAWN, RIGHT? 88 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,257 - YEAH. UH, TARNI? 89 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,510 - TRINA... OR TARNI. 90 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,097 TRINA, TARNI, I ANSWER TO BOTH. 91 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,598 - SO PEOPLE DO CALL YOU TARNI? 92 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,308 - NO. NO ONE CALLS ME TARNI. 93 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,106 WAIT. UH... 94 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,067 YOU LIKE PIZZA? - SURE. 95 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,277 - GREAT, 'CAUSE THERE'S THIS NEW ITALIAN RESTAURANT 96 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,363 THAT JUST OPENED, AND STARTING FRIDAY NIGHT, 97 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,366 THEY'RE DELIVERING FREE PIZZAS FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 98 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,701 - OH. 99 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,079 - SO HERE. UH, TAKE THEIR NUMBER. 100 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:50,040 AND-- HERE WE GO. JUST, UH, YEAH. 101 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,584 UH-HUH. 102 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,629 AND GIVE THEM A CALL THIS FRIDAY AND ORDER YOURSELF A FREE PIZZA. 103 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,215 - DO THEY HAVE SWEET TEA? 104 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,925 - YEAH, THEY DO. 105 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,384 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 106 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,097 - WELL, I JUST FIGURED IF... 107 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,557 - WERE YOU JUST GUESSING? - YEAH. 108 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,911 [TEXT ALERT] 109 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,412 - WHAT? 110 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,414 ALL RIGHT, SORRY, WHAT? 111 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,000 - YOU READ ME. 112 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,257 - WELL, I MUST SAY, IT'S EXTREMELY KIND 113 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,759 OF YOU TEENAGERS TO TAKE ME TO THE THEATER LIKE THIS. 114 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,679 - AH, YOU DESERVE IT AFTER 10 YEARS OF BEING A TEACHER. 115 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,306 - THANK YOU, SIR. 116 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:50,058 SO, WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT? 117 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,685 - I'M NOT EVEN SURE. 118 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:55,981 - IT'S ABOUT AN ARTIST WHO FACES A MAJOR LIFE CRISIS. 119 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,356 - AH. 120 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,901 WELL, ALL THE PLAYS HERE ARE TOP "NOOTCH." 121 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,240 - UH, NOTCH. - I SAY "NOOTCH." 122 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,449 TRY IT. 123 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,244 - WHAT, ME? - COME ON-- "NOOTCH." 124 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,412 - "NOOTCH." - "NOOTCH." 125 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,081 EH? - AH. 126 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,166 - SEE? - YEAH. 127 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,709 - FEELS GOOD, RIGHT? - OOH. 128 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,337 - ALL MY STUDENTS, TRY IT. 129 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:21,589 [STUDENTS REPEATING "NOOTCH"] 130 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,383 "NOOTCH." AND NOW EVERYBODY. 131 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,427 [CROWD MURMURING "NOOTCH"] 132 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,014 UH-HUH. 133 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,225 UH-HUH. 134 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:37,647 - SO DO I LOOK LIKE A REAL PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL? 135 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,691 - I DON'T KNOW. THEY WON'T DELIVER PIZZA 136 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,735 TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE 'CAUSE OF MY BROTHER. 137 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,655 - WHY? WHAT'D HE DO? 138 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,199 - WELL, ONE TIME, HE ATE A BUCKET 139 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,201 FULL OF RAW CHICKEN PARTS, AND WHEN THE PIZZA GUY 140 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,244 CAME TO THE DOOR-- [PHONE RINGING] 141 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,619 - OH! 142 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,122 IT'S SHAWN! SHUT UP! 143 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:56,750 [TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,418 (IN BAD ITALIAN ACCENT) ITALIONI'S. 145 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,795 CAN I HELP YOU? 146 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,089 - [CAT GIGGLING] - OH, YES. 147 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,841 WE ARE STILL DELIVERING FREE PIZZAS. 148 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,635 UH-HUH. OH, WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? 149 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,680 - YOUR ACCENT IS SO VAGUE. 150 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,432 - SHH. 151 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,975 YES, SI, SI. 152 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,561 OH, THAT'S A GORGEOUS ADDRESS. 153 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,773 PIZZA'S ON THE WAY. ARRIVEDERCI! 154 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,442 YOU GOT TO HELP ME MAKE PIZZAS. 155 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,069 - WHY? 156 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,529 - OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT SUPER HOT SENIOR SHAWN BECKER? 157 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,323 - I KNOW OF HIM. 158 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,826 - WELL, I WANT THAT BOY. 159 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,956 SO I GOT TO TAKE HIM A FREE PIZZA. 160 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,082 - RIGHT. 161 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,836 - CHEESE, CHEESE, PEPPERONI, CHEESE, 162 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,215 MEAT LOVERS TRIO, SAUSAGE! OPEN THE OVEN. 163 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,883 - 'KAY, 'KAY. 164 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,555 YOU GIVE ME ANXIETY. 165 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,765 - GOOD. 166 00:07:55,934 --> 00:08:00,314 - I HAD DREAMS OF DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH MY LIFE, 167 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,442 BUT NOW I'M JUST A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER, 168 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,902 WORTHLESS LOSER... 169 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,740 FRITTERING MY DAYS AWAY IN A STUPID CLASSROOM 170 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,076 WITH A BUNCH OF SNOT-NOSED TEENAGERS. 171 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,870 THAT'S NO LIFE FOR A MAN. [PHONE BUZZING] 172 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:21,251 RANDY: OKAY, SO LOOK AT TEACHING AS A-- A TEMPORARY THING. 173 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,171 - IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS, RANDY. 174 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:28,216 10 YEARS WATCHING MY FRIENDS HAVE REWARDING LIVES 175 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:32,679 WHILE I'M NOTHING BUT A STINKING HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER. 176 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,142 - GREAT PLAY, TORI. GOOD CALL. 177 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,145 - I DIDN'T KNOW. 178 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,813 - AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT BALD. 179 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:50,780 - MIKE, DUDE, COME ON BUDDY. 180 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,666 [DOORBELL RINGING] 181 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,294 [MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 182 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,927 - OH MY GOD. SHAWN? 183 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,556 - TARNI? - TRINA. 184 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,392 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 185 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:22,854 - BRINGING A SPECIAL BOY A SPECIAL PIZZA FROM ITALIONI'S. 186 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,106 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WORKED THERE. 187 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,401 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 188 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:31,029 YOU LOOK SO HOT IN A BLUE T-SHIRT. 189 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,742 SO I BET THIS MAKES YOU HUNGRY, HUH? 190 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:39,371 HMM? HMM? [SNIFFING] 191 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,456 EH? 192 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,874 - I CAN'T EAT THAT. 193 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,251 - WHY NOT? 194 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,919 - IT'S GOT GREEN PEPPERS ON IT. 195 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,756 - [HIGH PITCHED GIGGLE] WHAT? 196 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:52,092 THEY'RE JUST GREEN PEPPERS. 197 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,386 - NOW YOU MADE ME FEEL BAD. 198 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,887 - NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 199 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,556 BABY, BABY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 200 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,517 SHH. SHH. 201 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,229 I WILL GO GET YOU A NEW PIZZA. 202 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,397 - 'KAY. 203 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,942 - I LOVE YOU. 204 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,277 - WHAT? 205 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,819 - NOTHING. 206 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,910 FREAKING GREEN PEPPERS. 207 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,758 - MAN, SIKOWITZ IS 10 MINUTES LATE. 208 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,552 - WHERE IS HE? 209 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,220 - MAYBE HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN A DARK CLOSET 210 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,013 'CAUSE YOU FORCED HIM TO GO SEE A PLAY 211 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,975 THAT MADE HIS WHOLE LIFE SEEM LIKE A BIG FAT PILE OF GARBAGE. 212 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,396 I'M GOING TO HAVE A BANANA. 213 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,064 - YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T I JUST LIE ON THE FLOOR 214 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,441 SO YOU CAN START KICKING ME? 215 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,568 - YOU HAVE THAT DREAM TOO? 216 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,531 - YOU KNOW, UH, MONKEYS PEEL THEIR BANANAS FROM THE BOTTOM. 217 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,909 MAN, DO YOU JUST SIT THERE AND THINK TO YOURSELF, 218 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,371 "HEY, WHAT WOULD AN IDIOT SAY RIGHT NOW," 219 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,165 AND THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY? 220 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,377 [SIKOWITZ SIGHS] 221 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,047 CAT: HI. 222 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,803 - [SIGH] 223 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,643 - HEY! 224 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,480 - HI. 225 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:32,609 - SO SIKOWITZ, WHAT YOU GONNA TEACH US TODAY, HMM? 226 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,860 [LAUGHS] 227 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,612 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, 228 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,615 BUT I BET IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC. 229 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:39,698 - WHOO! - ALL RIGHT. 230 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,452 [CHEERING] 231 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,245 - HUH? 232 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,873 - WE'RE READY TO LEARN. 233 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,500 - YEAH, OKAY. 234 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,713 TORI, AND UM... 235 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,384 ELVIS... 236 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:02,347 GET UP ON THE... STAGE THING. 237 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,764 - OKAY. 238 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,016 - SURE. 239 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,317 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT YOU, UH, WANT US TO DO? 240 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:18,238 - UM... A SCENE. 241 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,783 YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME LINE. 242 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,161 "LIFE IS PAIN." 243 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:32,252 SO YOU JUST KEEP SAYING THAT TO EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER. 244 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,879 DO IT. ACTION. 245 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,550 - LIFE IS PAIN. 246 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,011 - LIFE IS PAIN. - IT CERTAINLY IS. 247 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,723 DING, THERE'S THE BELL. CLASS DISMISSED. 248 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,104 [SIGH] 249 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,188 [CRASH] 250 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,148 - [GASP] 251 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,401 - WAY TO GO, TORI. 252 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,902 YOU BROKE SIKOWITZ. 253 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,655 - I DID NOT BREAK SIKOWITZ. [SIKOWITZ GROANING] 254 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,951 I DID NOT BREAK SIKOWITZ. [SIKOWITZ GROANING] 255 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,038 I BROKE SIKOWITZ. 256 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,291 [SIKOWITZ GROANING] 257 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,773 - [SIGH] WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 258 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,733 - OOH. 259 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,153 I TOOK HIM TO SEE A PLAY. 260 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,780 THE PLAY WAS ABOUT A MAN WHO HATES HIS LIFE 261 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,323 'CAUSE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER. 262 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,283 - WELL, THAT WAS CRUEL. 263 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,618 - WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO BE. 264 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,369 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAY WAS ABOUT. 265 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,828 - IT WAS STILL CRUEL. 266 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,082 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GUIDANCE, COUNSELOR? 267 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,335 - TALK TO HIM. 268 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,476 - HOW'S THAT COCONUT? 269 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,854 - ROUND, HAIRY. 270 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,027 - I'M SORRY WE TOOK YOU TO THAT PLAY. 271 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,655 - WHY SORRY? I LOVED IT. 272 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,658 - WELL, JUST 'CAUSE IT WAS ABOUT-- YOU LOVED IT? 273 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,451 - MM-HMM. 274 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,704 - BUT YOU'RE ALL DEPRESSED. 275 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,497 - DOES IT SHOW? 276 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,457 - KINDA. 277 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,210 WHAT'S WRONG? 278 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,172 - WELL, SEE, I WAS DATING THIS WOMAN, 279 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,258 AND DURING THE PLAY, SHE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE. 280 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,345 SHE DUMPED ME AND SHE'S MOVING TO FRESNO. 281 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,557 - OH, THAT'S AWESOME. 282 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,561 NO, NO, NO, I MEANT... [CLEARS THROAT] 283 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,479 THAT WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEPRESSED 'CAUSE THE PLAY 284 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,315 WAS ABOUT A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER WHO'S A SAD PATHETIC LOSER, 285 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,984 AND... NOTHING. 286 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,945 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 287 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,281 I LOVE BEING A TEACHER. 288 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,200 - GOOD. 289 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,370 WELL, I'M SORRY YOUR LADY BAILED ON YOU. 290 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,247 - IT IS WHAT IT IS. 291 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,084 WHAT IT IS. 292 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,717 - HEY, TORI. HAVE YOU SEEN REX? 293 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,552 WE'RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. 294 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,054 - NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 295 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,057 [SNEEZING] 296 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,688 - OH... OH, MAN. 297 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,525 I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF TORI'S BACKPACK. 298 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,152 BUT IT SMELLS GOOD IN THERE. 299 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:52,201 - [SNIFFING] HUH. 300 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,250 [DOORBELL RINGING] 301 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,295 - WELL, WELL, WOULD A CUTE BOY 302 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,797 LIKE ANOTHER FREE SAUSAGE PIZZA 303 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,340 WITH NO GREEN PEPPERS WHATSOEVER? 304 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,675 [GIGGLES] 305 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,802 - YOU'RE WEIRD. 306 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,388 - [GIGGLES] YEAH, A GOOD WEIRD. 307 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,725 SO, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO EAT THIS PIZZA 308 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,059 ALL BY YOURSELF, DO YOU? 309 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,937 - NO. 310 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,314 - SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GO INSIDE THERE 311 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,232 WITH YOU AND THE TWO OF US COULD SHARE-- 312 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,860 - SHAWN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 313 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,114 - WHOA, WHOA. WHO'S SHE? 314 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,492 - SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 315 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,035 - OH, SO WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 316 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,665 - CAN I JUST HAVE MY PIZZA? 317 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,125 - OH, YOUR PI-- YEAH, YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA. 318 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,003 OKAY, YEAH, SURE, LET ME JUST GET THAT FOR YOU, HUH. 319 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,594 WE'RE OVER! 320 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,229 [TEXT ALERT] 321 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:05,900 - UGH! 322 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,903 UNBELIEVABLE! OKAY. 323 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,822 - STILL FIGHTING WITH BECK? 324 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,991 - OH YEAH. 325 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,117 THERE. 326 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,662 - WHAT'D YOU TEXT HIM? 327 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,955 [GASP] 328 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,500 - EXCUSE ME, WILL I BE AUDITIONING NEXT? 329 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,084 - MAYBE. - BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING 330 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,046 FOR LIKE 40 MINUTES, AND I-- - OKAY, TAKE CARE NOW. 331 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,968 - YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH PEOPLE. 332 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,931 SO WHY ARE WE MAKING THIS STUDENT FILM? 333 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,474 - WE'RE NOT. 334 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,601 - SO WHY ARE WE AUDITIONING LADIES TO PLAY JESSICA? 335 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,187 - LISTEN, THIS IS TORI'S IDEA, ALL RIGHT? 336 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,689 - OH, BUT ALL THESE LADIES THINK THEY'RE AUDITIONING 337 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,066 FOR A ROLE IN THE STUDENT-- - HERE, OPEN. 338 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,027 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. CAT LIKES CEREAL. 339 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,361 GOOD, GOOD. 340 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,446 YOU WANT SOME MORE? YOU WANT SOME MORE? 341 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,740 YEAH. 342 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,491 ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 343 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,410 - (MUFFLED) UH-UH, NO MORE QUESTIONS. 344 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,955 - YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 345 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,374 - READY FOR THE NEXT ONE. - OH, OKAY, UH... 346 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,711 AUDITIONING NEXT IS LARISSA JENSEN. 347 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,005 - HI. WHERE DO I AUDITION? 348 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,298 - DOWN THE HALL, TAKE A LEFT, THIRD DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT. 349 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,842 - THANKS. CAN I USE YOUR RESTROOM FIRST? 350 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,134 - NO. 351 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,012 - OKAY. 352 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,853 - ONE TIME, MY BROTHER TRIED TO FILL OUR POOL WITH GARBAGE-- 353 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,897 - UH-HUH, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING. 354 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,944 - ROLLING. 355 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,279 - CAN I ASK, WHAT IS THIS FILM ABOUT? 356 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,531 - I'VE ASKED HER THAT FIVE TIMES. 357 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,950 - AND ACTION! 358 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:42,496 - [CLEARS THROAT] JESSICA, I FEEL SO LONELY. 359 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,749 - OH, ROBERT. WHY? 360 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,877 - BECAUSE I'M ALONE. 361 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,006 - NO MAN SHOULD EVER BE ALONE. 362 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,885 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THIS MOONLIGHT. 363 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,013 TORI: HER HAIR. - WHAT? 364 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,809 - THAT'S THE LINE WHERE YOU STROKE HER HAIR. 365 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,479 - YOU FORGOT TO STROKE IT. 366 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,231 - RIGHT, UH... 367 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:13,069 YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN THIS MOONLIGHT. 368 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,528 - [GASP] 369 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,452 - OH, JESSICA. YOU KISS-- 370 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,038 - OKAY. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT. 371 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,873 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. 372 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,794 OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER? 373 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,421 - WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? - WHAT? 374 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,381 DURING EVERY AUDITION, YOU STOP THE SCENE 375 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,843 RIGHT AFTER THE KISS, THEN YANK ME ASIDE 376 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,761 TO ASK ME WHAT I THINK. 377 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,304 - 'CAUSE I TRUST YOUR OPINION ABOUT-- 378 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,349 - ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND A WOMAN FOR ME TO DATE? 379 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,061 THE TRUTH. 380 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,856 - OKAY, YES. 381 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,774 - GOOD GHANDI, WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD BE-- 382 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,734 - 'CAUSE THE LADY YOU'VE BEEN DATING MOVED AWAY 383 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,653 AND YOU'VE BEEN SO SAD AND DEPRESSED ABOUT IT. 384 00:19:55,695 --> 00:20:00,366 - TORI... I'M NOT DEPRESSED 'CAUSE I MISS CATHERINE. 385 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,285 - THEN WHY HAVE YOU BEEN ALL-- 386 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,663 - I MISS... 387 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,959 HER PET... BUNNY. 388 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,461 - HER PET? - MM-HMM. 389 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,548 CUTEST LITTLE CREATURE YOU EVER SAW. 390 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:19,052 USED TO SIT ON MY LAP AND HOP AROUND THE APARTMENT. 391 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,595 SUCH A SILLY-- [CLEARS THROAT] 392 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,600 I'LL NEVER SEE THAT LITTLE FURBALL EVER AGAIN. 393 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:32,439 - SO THE LADY, YOU DON'T MISS HER AT ALL? 394 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,068 - EW, NO! SHE HAD SORES ON HER NECK. 395 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,986 - OHH. 396 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:54,045 - KNOCK KNOCK, HE'S COMING. HURRY, HURRY! 397 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,757 - OKAY. 398 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,843 OKAY, BUNNY. DON'T MOVE. 399 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,514 - [WHISTLING] 400 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,062 WELL, MY GOODNESS. 401 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,148 YOU'VE SCAMPERED FAR FROM HOME, HAVEN'T YOU? 402 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,359 - HEY, SIKOWITZ. 403 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,862 - HI. - HELLO! 404 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,033 - SO UH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 405 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,369 - WELL, I FOUND THIS LITTLE RABBIT JUST WANDERING ABOUT. 406 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,956 - AW, HOW CUTE. - ISN'T SHE? 407 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,833 - SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER HOME? 408 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,919 - OH, I'M NOT INTO RABBITS. 409 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,339 - BUT-- BUT YOU'VE BEEN DEPRESSED FOR DAYS 410 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,300 'CAUSE YOU MISS YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BUNNY. 411 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,804 - WELL, YES, BUT-- OH, YOU THOUGHT BUNNY WAS A RABBIT? 412 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,098 - WELL, YEAH. 413 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,225 - [LAUGHING] 414 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:52,103 NO, NO, NO. BUNNY'S A CAT. 415 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773 - A CAT? - YES. 416 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,317 THE WOMAN I WAS DATING NAMED HER CAT BUNNY 417 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,445 AFTER HER AUNT BUNNY, WHO'S DEAD. 418 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,905 - EH. 419 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,616 - BUT YOU TOLD ME IT HOPPED ALL AROUND. 420 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,951 - YES. 421 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,536 SHE ONLY HAD THREE LEGS, POOR KITTY. 422 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,167 - YOU LOVED HER CAT. 423 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,253 - VERY MUCH, BUT I'LL GET OVER IT. 424 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:21,799 WELL, BACK TO THE WILDERNESS YOU GO. 425 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,931 - OKAY, SO HERE'S THE NEW PLAN. 426 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,016 - NO, NO. - NOT INTERESTED. 427 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,391 - NO. 428 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,394 - UGH. 429 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,607 I'VE GOT TO CATCH THE BUNNY. 430 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,401 BUNNY. 431 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,158 WOMAN (ON TV): ...FAT FREE EGG SUBSTITUTE. 432 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,826 - YOU WANT TO WATCH "CSI"? 433 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,248 - OKAY. 434 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,125 [SIRENS] 435 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,553 ♪ EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪ 436 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:11,389 ♪ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU ♪ 437 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,600 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON THAT ♪ 438 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,186 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLY ♪ 439 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:19,899 ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY THAT SOMEONE COULD CHANGE ME ♪ 440 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,236 ♪ NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT IS I HAVE TO DO ♪ 441 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,445 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY ♪♪ 442 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,409 JADE: YOU HAVE THAT DREAM TOO? 443 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,996 [MUSIC PLAYING] 30271

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