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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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- ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
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FROM THE TOP OF PAGE SIX,
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AND SINJIN,
STOP SNIFFING ME.
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AND ACTION.
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- ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ALL MAD.
I WAS JUST SAYING--
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- I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
- KEVIN, I--
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- IF YOU THINK MY ADOPTED
SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO,
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THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
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- YOUR SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D SAY THAT.
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- BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME--
- GET OUT OF HERE!
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GET OUT OF MY RANCH HOUSE!
- OH, COME ON NOW!
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[ARGUING]
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- GET OUT OF HERE, FREELOADER!
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I'M SORRY, MANDY.
I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND.
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BUT ANYONE WHO'D CALL
MY ADOPTED SISTER A WEIRDO--
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- YEP, YEP.
SHUT UP A SECOND.
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HI, UM, CAN I GET
A 5:00 APPOINTMENT
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FOR A FOOT BLEACHING?
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- FOOT BLEACHING?
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TORI, IS THAT
IN THE REWRITES?
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- NO, IT IS NOT.
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TRINA, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SCENE!
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- YEAH, WELL, THAT DOESN'T HELP
WHITEN MY FEET, DOES IT?
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NO, NO, IT HAS TO BE AT 5:00.
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AND DON'T GIVE ME
THAT BIG SWEATY GIRL.
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I WANT FOON-YEE.
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- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S TAKE FIVE MINUTES.
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- TEN.
- FIVE.
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- LOOK, CAN YOU JUST PUT
FOON-YEE ON THE PHONE?
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- HEY.
- BUSY.
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- BYE, FOON-YEE.
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- YOU JUST HUNG UP
ON THE BEST FOOT BLEACHER
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IN ALL OF BEVERLY--
- CAN YOU HELP ME?
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COULD YOU DO THAT
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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AS MY SISTER,
CAN YOU HELP ME HERE?
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- IT'S JUST A STUPID
LITTLE PLAY.
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WHY ARE YOU SO AMPED?
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- OH, COME ON,
LIKE YOU WEREN'T AMPED
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THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT
TO DIRECT A PLAY?
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- YOU LOOK BLOATED.
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HAVE YOU BEEN EATING
A LOT OF SALT?
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- LISTEN, I'D REALLY LIKE
TO GET AN "A" IN THIS CLASS,
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SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD HELP ME OUT HERE
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AND LISTEN--
- OH! GOOD!
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IT'S FOON-YEE.
HEY, FOONY GIRL.
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I GOT SOME DINGY FEET
FOR YOU.
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- SORRY, YOU GUYS.
- OH, IT'S COOL.
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ROBBIE: NO BIG.
- BUT, UH, I GOTTA ASK.
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I MEAN, DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, BUT, UM--
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- OH, MY GOD,
I DO LOOK BLOATED.
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- NAH!
WELL...
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NAH.
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- WHY'D YOU CAST TRINA
AS THE LEAD GIRL?
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- I DIDN'T WANT TO.
YOU KNOW MY CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL
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THAT I LOVE AND THAT I'VE HAD
SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD?
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- NAH, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED THAT.
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- OH.
WELL, TRINA KIDNAPPED HER
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AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE
HER BACK UNLESS--
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- UNLESS YOU GIVE
TRINA THE LEAD.
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- YEP
- THAT'S JANKED UP.
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- YEAH. BUT, UH,
DON'T YOU THINK
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YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD
TO BE PLAYING WITH DOLLS?
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- RIGHT?
- I KNOW!
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TRINA:
OKAY, WE'RE ALL GOOD.
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FOON-YEE CAN TAKE ME AT 5:00.
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- WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS.
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- YOU GO TO FOON-YEE?
- YEAH, SHE BLEACHES MY FEET.
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- SHE BLEACHES MY FEET!
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- [GASP]
NO WAY!
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- OH, MY GOD!
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- SINJIN!
- CROSSING OFF.
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- HEY, TRINA.
- WHAT?
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- YOU WANT TO KNOW MY TWO
FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOU?
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- [SCOFFS]
- AH!
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- TRINA!
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
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- SHUT IT, PUPPET!
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UH, SO LISTEN,
ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT...
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- YEAH?
- WHY DID YOU CHANGE
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ALL MY LINES TO ALIEN WORDS?
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- WELL, IT'S NOT 'CAUSE
I THINK YOU'RE A BAD ACTOR.
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- DUH.
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SO CAN'T I SAY SOME
OF MY LINES IN AMERICAN?
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- WELL, I JUST FELT LIKE
YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING ACTOR,
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YOU DON'T EVEN NEED REAL WORDS
TO BE GREAT!
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- YEAH, I GET IT.
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- NAH, SAY IT IN ALIEN.
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- ATTAGIRL!
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♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
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♪ FEELING LOST,
BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
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♪ I BREATHE IT IN
TO LET IT GO ♪
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♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
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♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW
OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪
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♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY
COULD HEAR ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW,
YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
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♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
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♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID
TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
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♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE,
YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
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♪ NOT A FANTASY,
JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
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♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪
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♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
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♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE
EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
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♪ IN MY VICTORY,
JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
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♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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ANDRE: ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET
ALL MAD, I WAS JUST SAYING--
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- LOOK, I KNOW WHAT
YOU WERE SAYING.
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- KEV! I JUST--
- LOOK, IF YOU THINK
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MY SISTER'S A FREAKY WEIRDO,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
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- YOU LIKING IT SO FAR?
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[TRINA SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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ANDRE: YOUR SISTER'S
A FREAKY WEIRDO.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D SAY THAT!
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- BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME--
- GET OUTTA HERE!
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GET OUT OF MY RANCH HOUSE--
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- DON'T YOU LIKE THAT.
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[ARGUING]
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- YOU GOT YOUR WISH!
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I'M SORRY, MANDY!
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I THOUGHT HE WAS
MY FRIEND, BUT...
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ANYONE WHO'D CALL
MY ADOPTED SISTER A WEIRDO
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IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- MANDY!
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YOU KNOW
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU,
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NOT WITH YOUR SPEECH
IMPEDIMENT.
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- UH, YOU'RE HUNGRY.
- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- YOU'RE FRIGHTENED.
[TRINA CONTINUES ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- UH, YOU'RE STICKY?
YOU'RE CANADIAN!
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YOU LIKE MY PANTS?
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
- OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE
SOFTLY]
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ROBBIE: YOU WANT
ME TO COME CLOSER?
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE
SOFTLY]
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- WHOA!
MANDY, WAIT!
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WHAT IS-- WHAT IS-- OH, OH.
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OH... OHHHH!
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I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.
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- TORI.
ROBBIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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YOU'RE NOT THE SAME AS ME?
- YEAH?
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- YOU WROTE THIS PLAY?
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- YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT?
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ROBBIE:
YOU'RE NOT OF THIS EARTH?
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU...
YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET?
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- OKAY, COME ON,
IF YOU WERE AN ALIEN,
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WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND
TO BE MY SISTER
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HERE,
IN THIS SIMPLE RANCH HOUSE?
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- [SPEAKING ALIEN NONSENSE]
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- OKAY.
OKAY, THEN PROVE IT.
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- YOU READY FOR THIS?
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YEAH?
GET EXCITED.
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[PULLEY SQUEAKING]
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- [ALIEN SQUEALING]
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- OOH!
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HOW DOES SHE GET
HER FEET SO WHITE?
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- [ALIEN SQUEALING]
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- WELL DONE, FOON-YEE.
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- GOD, MANDY,
YOU ARE AN ALIEN!
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- [ALIEN HOOTING]
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- OH, MY GOSH.
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME--
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[FLY SYSTEM BREAKING,
AUDIENCE GASPING]
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- HELP!
- GET HER DOWN!
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STOP THE PLAY! HURRY!
[GLASS SHATTERING]
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- WELL, I GUESS SOMEONE
SHOULD GET THIS ON VIDEO.
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- HELP! HELP!
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- GRAB THE LIGHT THINGY!
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- OH!
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- [SCREAMING]
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- THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME
COME TO THIS PLAY.
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- [SCREAMING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
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- THEIR POOR RANCH HOUSE.
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- [SCREAMING]
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[GASPING]
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AH.
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- PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OVER.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- IT'S OVER.
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TRINA: GET THIS WALL
OFF OF ME!
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- COME ON, HELP ME!
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LIFT IT!
1, 2, 3!
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TRINA: GET OFF OF ME!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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- POOR TRINA.
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT WENT WRONG.
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- DON'T WORRY. ONE TIME,
MY BROTHER WAS IN VEGAS,
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AND HE FELL OUT
OF A FOURTH STORY HOTEL WINDOW
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AND LANDED ON THE ROOF
OF A SHUTTLE BUS.
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- AND HE WAS OKAY?
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- NO.
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- WELL, BUT HE'S OKAY NOW?
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- NO.
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HE'S SERIOUSLY MESSED UP.
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- COME ON, COME ON,
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET KIKO
AFTER SCHOOL.
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- KIKO?
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- YEAH, THIS GIRL
I MET AT BF WANG'S.
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SHE'S ALL EXOTIC
AND POLYNESIAN.
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I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
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- I LOVE BF WANG'S.
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HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED
THEIR BANG BANG NOODLES?
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NO?
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- BYE.
- UH, LANE SAYS WE CAN'T LEAVE.
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- LANE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT KIKO!
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- [GIGGLING]
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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- ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THAT VIDEO
OF TRINA GETTING HURT?
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- NO.
[SCREAMING ON VIDEO]
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I'M LAUGHING AT THE COMMENTS.
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- YOU POSTED IT ONLINE?
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- A LITTLE BIT.
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- HOW'S TRINA?
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
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- HOW'S THE RANCH HOUSE?
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- TRINA'S BANGED UP,
BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
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NOTHING SERIOUS.
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- OH, THANK GOD.
- YEP. BYE!
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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SIT DOWN.
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- WHY?
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- YEAH, WHY DO WE HAVE
TO BE HERE?
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- 'CAUSE...
YOU ALL ARE SUSPECTS.
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- OH, NOT AGAIN.
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00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:14,072
- SUSPECTS?
- FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO TRINA?
228
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,074
- MM-HMM.
- BUT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
229
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:20,245
- YEP, A TERRIBLE,
HILARIOUS ACCIDENT
230
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,623
THAT ALREADY HAS 1,700 VIEWS.
231
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,376
- POSTING VIDEOS
OF PEOPLE'S TRAGEDIES
232
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,462
IS JUST MEAN AND WRONG.
233
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,965
- YEAH, NO, THANKS I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT ON THAT.
234
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:37,011
- AND WHAT HAPPENED TO TRINA
WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
235
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,934
THIS IS THE GIMBAL
THAT CONNECTED TRINA'S HARNESS
236
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,604
TO THE STEEL WIRES
THAT MADE HER FLY.
237
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,272
- HEY, LISTEN,
I'D LOVE TO HANG,
238
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,441
BUT I MET THIS GIRL NAMED KIKO
AT BF WANG'S, AND I--
239
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,817
- HEY!
240
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,780
SEE THIS?
SOMEONE CUT A NOTCH HERE,
241
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,365
AND THAT'S WHAT
MADE TRINA FALL.
242
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,412
- SO YOU'RE SAYING IT WAS--
243
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,205
- (MISPRONOUNCED)
SABOTAGE?
244
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,792
- YEAH!
AND ACCORDING TO TRINA,
245
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,421
EVERYONE OF YOU WAS WITH HER AT
SOME POINT JUST BEFORE THE SHOW.
246
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,800
- MAN, WHOEVER DID IT,
YOU BETTER STEP UP.
247
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,595
I WANT TO GO PLAY WITH KIKO.
248
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,889
- OH, COME ON, NOBODY HERE
WOULD DO THAT TO TRINA.
249
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,434
- EXCEPT YOU.
- WHAT, ME?
250
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,935
- (SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT)
WHO ME?
251
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,979
WHY, I WOULD NEVER HURT
MY DEAR SISTER TRINA,
252
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,773
NOT ME, SWEET SALLY PEACHES!
253
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,942
- I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!
254
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,694
- WHATEVER!
I SAW WHAT HAPPENED.
255
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,531
- WHEN?
- BEFORE THE PLAY.
256
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,199
SHE AND TRINA WERE FIGHTING.
257
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,992
- WE WERE ARGUING.
- YEAH.
258
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,744
AND DO ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS
END IN, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU"?
259
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,913
- [GASPING]
- OH, DON'T GASP!
260
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,000
I DIDN'T REALLY THREATEN HER!
- SOUNDED LIKE IT TO ME.
261
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,003
- OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAW AND HEARD.
262
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,713
- SURE.
UH, LET'S SEE.
263
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,217
IT WAS ABOUT 20 MINUTES
BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED.
264
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,968
JADE (VOICEOVER):
AND I WALKED INTO THE BLACK BOX
265
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,012
'CAUSE ROBBIE OWED ME 10 BUCKS,
AND I WANTED IT BACK.
266
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,514
ROBBIE!
267
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,723
JADE (VOICEOVER): AND I SAW
TORI AND TRINA FIGHTING.
268
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,185
- TRINA! TRINA!
269
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,853
TRINA: WHAT?
270
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,272
- I GAVE YOU
THE LEAD IN MY PLAY.
271
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,275
NOW GIVE ME MY STINKING
CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL BACK!
272
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,570
- OKAY! OKAY.
273
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,947
JUST A SEC. RELAX.
HERE.
274
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,744
- WHERE IS HER BONNET?
275
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,916
- THIS THING?
276
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,462
- WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT?
277
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,716
- UH, I MIGHT HAVE BLOWN
MY NOSE INTO IT.
278
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,801
- OH, YOU FILTHY SKUNK-BAG!
279
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,471
I AM GONNA KILL YOU
SO HARD.
280
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,724
- [GASPING]
281
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,353
- HEY, TORI!
I BROUGHT YOU SOME PANSIES.
282
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,105
OW!
283
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,027
- WHY CAN'T I BE PRETTY
LIKE YOU?
284
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,991
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO HOW IT HAPPENED!
285
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,578
- IT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DEMENTED!
286
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:11,583
- OH, SO YOU THINK
I'M PRETTY AND DEMENTED?
287
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,377
- I NEVER SAID YOU WERE PRETTY,
AND I NEVER PUNCHED SINJIN.
288
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,794
- BUT YOU ADMIT
YOU THREATENED TRINA!
289
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,130
- NO!
ROBBIE: WAIT.
290
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,797
I DID KIND OF HEAR YOU
291
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,675
TELL TRINA
YOU WERE GONNA KILL HER.
292
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,305
- SO DID I.
293
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,433
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY
TO KILL ME TOO,
294
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,060
THEN ALL I HEARD
WAS PRETTY MUSIC.
295
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,021
(SINGING)
LA LA LA LA LA LA.
296
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,776
- TWO WITNESSES.
297
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,153
- OH, COME ON, I KNOW TORI,
AND THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D EVER--
298
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,071
[CELL PHONE DINGING]
299
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,448
AH, IT'S KIKO!
300
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,283
TORI'S GUILTY!
I GOTTA GO!
301
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,748
- ALL RIGHT,
I MIGHT HAVE SAID SOMETHING
302
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,374
THAT KIND OF SOUNDED
THREATENING,
303
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,293
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN--
- SO YOU THREATENED HER
304
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,919
AND THEN SOMEBODY
JUST HAPPENED TO CUT
305
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,464
THE GIMBAL ON HER HARNESS.
- I DIDN'T PUNCH SINJIN,
306
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,633
AND I NEVER SABOTAGED
TRINA'S GIMBAL.
307
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,967
- YES, YOU DID!
- NO!
308
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:03,968
[ARGUING]
309
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,094
- COME ON!
[ARGUING]
310
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,429
HEY!
[KNOCKING]
311
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,681
COME IN!
312
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,143
- YOU KNOW
WHERE NURSE CONNER IS?
313
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,353
- NO, WHY?
314
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,605
- I THINK TORI
BROKE MY JAW.
315
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:23,029
- DUN, DUN, DUN.
316
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:28,201
- (SINGING)
LA LA LA LA LA LA.
317
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,790
[MUSIC PLAYING]
318
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,335
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
[ARGUING]
319
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,128
- OKAY!
320
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,715
SINJIN, DID TORI
PUNCH YOU IN THE JAW?
321
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,216
- WELL, YEAH.
- HA!
322
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,092
- BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- HA!
323
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,887
- BLAH!
- BLAH!
324
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,181
- I THINK NURSE CONNER'S
IN THE GYM WITH COACH DAVIS.
325
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,808
- I'LL GO TO THE GYM.
326
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,229
- OKAY.
327
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,938
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
328
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,149
BETWEEN ME AND TRINA
BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED?
329
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,151
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S KIKO!
330
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,278
[SHUSHING]
331
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,989
HEY, GIRL.
332
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,285
MM-HMM.
UH-HUH.
333
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,789
- ANDRE!
- [SHUSHING]
334
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,668
YEAH. YOU JUST HANG NOW.
I'LL BE THERE IN A BIT.
335
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,961
A'IGHT THEN.
336
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,548
(YELLING)
CAN WE GET THROUGH
THIS FAST, PLEASE?
337
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,178
- TELL YOUR STORY, TORI.
338
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,724
- [LAUGHING]
TORI'S STORY.
339
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,060
THAT'S SO RHYMEY.
340
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,647
- OKAY.
341
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,358
SO IT WAS, UH, 20 MINUTES
BEFORE THE PLAY.
342
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,195
TORI (VOICEOVER): I HEARD JADE
COME IN, YELLING FOR ROBBIE.
343
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,823
- [GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
344
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,872
ROBBIE?
ME WANT ROBBIE.
345
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,582
[GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
346
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,876
JADE (VOICEOVER):
OH, SO I'M A MONSTER NOW.
347
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,836
LANE (VOICEOVER): LET HER
TELL IT HOW SHE REMEMBERS IT.
348
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,379
TORI (VOICEOVER): THANK YOU.
349
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,381
SO YES,
I WAS ARGUING WITH TRINA
350
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,217
'CAUSE SHE WOULDN'T GIVE ME BACK
MY CUDDLE ME CATHY DOLL.
351
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,387
TRINA, COME ON, PLEASE.
- WHAT?
352
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,389
- I GAVE YOU THE LEAD
ROLE IN MY PLAY,
353
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,100
SO COULD I PLEASE
HAVE MY DOLL BACK, PLEASE?
354
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,979
- [SCOFFING]
ALL RIGHT, JUST A SEC.
355
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,023
HERE.
356
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,945
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
357
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,198
UH, I'M PRETTY SURE
SHE HAD A BONNET.
358
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,620
- UGH, WHATEVER.
359
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,955
TAKE IT.
360
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,374
- THANK YOU.
361
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,251
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
362
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,338
- YEAH.
363
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,089
I BLEW SOME SNOT INTO IT.
364
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,092
- [LAUGHTER]
365
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,845
OH, MY GOD!
366
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:56,182
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
367
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,392
[LAUGHTER]
368
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,271
WELL, THANKS FOR GIVING ME
MY CUDDLY CATHY BACK.
369
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,231
I AM SO HAPPY!
370
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,359
- AH!
371
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,487
- OH MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!
372
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,990
- YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO
PUT MY ALIEN MAKEUP ON.
373
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,450
MOVE!
374
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,411
- [GUTTURAL SCREAMING]
375
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:21,833
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU SPILLED YOUR COFFEE, KLUTZ.
376
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,460
- [GROWLING]
377
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,716
OKAY, THAT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
378
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,592
- THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.
379
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,261
- OKAY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
380
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,972
THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON HERE
381
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,682
WHO HAD A REASON
TO GET BACK AT TRINA.
382
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,058
- WELL, IT'S NOT ME!
383
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,311
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GO PLAY WITH KIKO!
384
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:46,273
- WHO ELSE HAD A MOTIVE
TO GET BACK AT TRINA?
385
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,441
- CAT.
386
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,489
- HI.
387
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,159
- CAT?
WHAT-Y?
388
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,579
- DID YOU CUT TRINA'S
HARNESS GIMBAL?
389
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,622
- NO!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO HURT TRINA?
390
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,916
- 'CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU TWO
391
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,166
RIGHT BEFORE
THE PLAY STARTED.
392
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,126
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, UM--
393
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,587
- AH, NO, NO!
394
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,422
NOW WE GOTTA HEAR
ANOTHER VERSION OF THE STORY
395
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,882
FROM A UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW?
396
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,511
[LOUD SOBBING]
397
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:20,349
- OKAY, UM, IT WAS AN UNUSUALLY
WINDY DAY HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
398
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,810
- GET TO THE POINT.
399
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,271
- OKAY, UH, TORI HAD
JUST ACCIDENTALLY
400
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,856
WHACKED SINJIN IN THE JAW.
401
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,441
ROBBIE (VOICEOVER):
AND RIGHT ABOUT THEN,
402
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,109
CAT WAS HELPING ME
WITH MY COSTUME
403
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,612
AND FEELING MY MUSCLES...
- [GASPING]
404
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,032
- ...WHEN TRINA
WALKED BY AND SAID--
405
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,201
- HEY, ROBBIE.
[GIGGLES]
406
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,079
WHY DON'T YOU COME
BACKSTAGE WITH ME
407
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,832
AND, UH, HELP ME DO
MY MAKEUP OR WHATEVER.
408
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,336
- YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
409
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,257
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET OUT OF HERE?
410
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,260
- WHY DON'T YOU?
- LADIES, COME ON, NOW.
411
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,805
LOOK, THERE'S ONE OF ME,
TWO OF YOU,
412
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,100
AND SEVEN
SWINGING DAYS IN THE WEEK.
413
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,602
- HE EVEN MAKES MATH HOT.
- MM.
414
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,687
- ROBBIE'S MINE.
- HE LOVES ME!
415
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,648
- [GASPING]
- OW!
416
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,318
YOU THWACKED MY HEAD!
SHE THWACKED MY HEAD!
417
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,070
I'LL GET YOU
FOR THAT, TRINA VEGA.
418
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,237
I'LL GET YOU GOOD!
419
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,782
[SCREAMING]
420
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,743
- [GIGGLING]
421
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,332
- WHAT?
422
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,543
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!
- IT IS NOT.
423
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,588
- OKAY, CAT.
424
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,090
TELL US
WHAT YOU REMEMBER.
425
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,925
- SO, NONE OF YOU PEOPLE
426
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,219
WANT ME TO HAVE A PRETTY
GIRLFRIEND, IS THAT IT?
427
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,765
I FIND MYSELF A KIKO,
I MAKE MYSELF A KIKO DATE,
428
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,434
AND NOBODY CARES!
WELL THAT'S COOL.
429
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,436
GO ON, CAT.
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
430
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,896
AND START FROM THE BEGINNING.
431
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,107
JUST START WITH ADAM AND EVE
AND GO FROM THERE!
432
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,944
- JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
433
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,487
- WITH WHAT?
434
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,781
- WITH TRINA!
435
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,366
- BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED!
436
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,327
- OH YEAH!
[LAUGHING]
437
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,080
SO, TORI AND TRINA REALIZED
THAT THEY HAD BEEN TRICKED,
438
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,833
SO THEY NEEDED
TO REPLACE THEIR FURNITURE.
439
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:13,379
AND SO, THEY-- THEY GOT JOBS
PACKAGING SUSHI.
440
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,007
CAT (VOICEOVER):
AND THEN THE SUSHI
441
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,052
WAS MOVING WAY TOO FAST.
442
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,889
AND SO, TORI AND TRINA
COULDN'T KEEP UP.
443
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,976
AND THEY--
AND THINGS GOT SO CRAZY!
444
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,436
[LAUGHING]
445
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,230
JADE (VOICEOVER): CAT!
446
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,607
CAT!
447
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,484
CAT: WHAT-Y?
448
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,279
- THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO TORI AND TRINA.
449
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,865
- NO?
450
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,701
- IT HAPPENED ON A TV SHOW.
451
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,327
- DRAKE AND JOSH.
452
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,081
- THAT SHOW WAS CLASSIC.
453
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,665
- OH! THEN I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED
454
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,251
WITH TORI AND TRINA.
CAN I HAVE SOME OATMEAL?
455
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,961
- NO.
456
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,089
- WELL, WE'RE NOT ANY CLOSER
TO FIGURING OUT
457
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,216
WHO IN THIS ROOM
SABOTAGED TRINA.
458
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,843
[ARGUING]
459
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,305
- LISTEN, ALL RIGHT?
460
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,683
- [LAUGHING]
461
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,019
- LANE, YOU KNOW
I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME,
462
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,063
BUT THIS WHOLE THING
IS INSANE.
463
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,482
I MEAN, OKAY, WE ALL KNOW THAT
TRINA CAN BE REALLY ANNOYING.
464
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,068
- AMEN!
[AGREEMENT FROM ALL]
465
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,319
- BUT HONESTLY, COME ON,
DO YOU THINK
466
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,116
ANY PERSON IN THIS ROOM
WOULD SERIOUSLY TRY TO HURT HER?
467
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,617
- I KNOW I WOULDN'T.
468
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,161
AND I DON'T THINK
ANY OF YOU GUYS WOULD EITHER.
469
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,082
NOT EVEN JADE.
470
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,960
- I MIGHT.
471
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,630
BUT I DIDN'T.
472
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,216
- AND YOU KNOW,
SOME OF THE RIGGING EQUIPMENT
473
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,926
WE USE IS KIND OF OLD.
474
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,719
- YEAH.
[AGREEMENT FROM ALL]
475
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,097
- I THINK IT WAS JUST
AN ACCIDENT.
476
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:52,270
- A TERRIBLE, HILARIOUS ACCIDENT
THAT NOW HAS 26,000 VIEWS.
477
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,399
- I THINK TORI'S
PROBABLY RIGHT.
478
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,943
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CUT.
479
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,402
- (MISPRONOUNCED)
SABOTAGE?
480
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,197
- BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST OLD
AND IT BROKE.
481
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,284
- SO NOT SABOTAGE?
482
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,328
- AND SINCE TRINA
WASN'T SERIOUSLY HURT,
483
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,164
I SAY WE JUST PUT THIS WHOLE
INCIDENT BEHIND US AND--
484
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,416
- KIKO! KIKO!
485
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,920
KIKO!
I'M COMING FOR YOU, BABY!
486
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,424
[MUSIC PLAYING]
487
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,427
- [CHUCKLING]
- NOW LISTEN.
488
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,514
DON'T YOU EVER PUT ME
IN A SITUATION
489
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,057
LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.
490
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,934
- RELAX, ROB.
491
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,313
- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUT
TRINA'S GIMBAL.
492
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,982
- TRINA SHOULDN'T HAVE
WHACKED ME IN THE FACE.
493
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,319
- MISCHIEF IS NEVER
THE ANSWER!
494
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,696
- NEVER?
- NEVER.
495
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,447
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
I PROTECTED YOU.
496
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,700
AND IF ANYONE
EVER FINDS OUT--
497
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,243
- THEY WON'T!
498
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,334
NOBODY EVER SUSPECTS THE PUPPET.
499
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,918
[CHUCKLING]
500
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,837
- I THOUGHT YOU HATED THAT WORD.
501
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,714
- IT'S OKAY IF I SAY IT.
502
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,305
- ♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING
YES, EVERYTHING ♪
503
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,140
♪ TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH ♪
504
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,685
♪ I'M SICK OF SETTLING
FOR IN BETWEEN ♪
505
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,436
♪ AND I'M NOT GIVING UP ♪
506
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,731
♪ AS LONG AS IT FEELS RIGHT ♪
507
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,859
♪ AT LEAST WE KNOW
THAT WE'RE ALIVE ♪
508
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:26,364
♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING
YES, EVERYTHING, YEAH ♪
509
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,656
[BELL DINGS]
510
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,242
MAN: MMM!
511
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,327
TORI: I AM GONNA KILL YOU
SO HARD.
512
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,580
♪♪
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