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Nessa, I know it's my week,

but I need you to stay with Mom

while I get some things

worked out at my apartment.

What kind of things?

I got kicked out.

Dad...

Don't worry. I got it handled.

I actually found a pretty
fucking great situation.

I'm living in a 24-hour gym.

It doesn't sound great.

You gotta hear the sales pitch.

There's hot showers,

clean bathroom, swimming pool,

hot tub, clean towels on demand

uh, fancy shampoo,

flat screens everywhere...

Cable, free Wi-Fi... I
mean, come on, Nessa.

This gym even has a gym.

Daddy gonna get swole.

Aw, no, my lucky quarter.

The best part is,
it's $55 a month.

That's, like, $800 less
I was paying in rent.

It's just too bad I can't
have you here staying with me.

Come to papa.

As long as you're good.

I'm thriving.

This is an upgrade.
Anyway, I gotta go.

I love you, Dad.

- I love you too, sweetie.
- Bye.

I found it!

Congratulations, Arthur.

Can you find some
fucking drawers, please?

Living in a gym sounds awesome.

Except they only
gave me one locker.

I don't have anywhere
to put my shit.

Take this as an
opportunity to scale back.

It's quite liberating.

When I started sleeping

in the billboard car,

I was like, "How
will I ever survive

"without my books

"and my TV and my pots and pans

and my mum's wedding dress?"

Which was the only thing
I had that reminded me

of a time when my parents
were both still alive

and I was just, you know

happy.

The point is, you really
only need one pan.

I still don't know how
you live in a billboard.

Like, where do you go to shower?

I go to my step mom's
place in Hialeah.

But she's very mean,

so I have to sneak in when
she goes out to the bar,

which means I can shower
pretty much every night...

Most afternoons too.

She's a drunk. Whatever.

So you have a wicked stepmother?

Oh, I have the whole
Cinderella package:

Dead dad, evil step mom,
two evil stepsisters

except they're not ugly.
They're actually gorgeous,

and they're dogs.

And yet they're evil?

Ugh, that doesn't even
begin to describe it.

They are so mean to me.

They're just jealous because
I can come and go as I please.

You just said you have to
sneak in to take a shower.

Yes, but I can open
the door with my hand,

and that's what I mean.

It's getting late. Should
we call it a night,

try again tomorrow?

Oh, about that.

I can't tomorrow.

I have tickets to Dominine Con.

What's Dominine Con?

It's all these speakers
that get together

to teach you how to
get better at business.

They don't just teach
you how to domin-ate.

They teach you how to domi-nine.

Oh, I love that.

That sounds like something
Mark Wahlberg would say.

He spoke at the last convention.

Well, he didn't really speak.

He did a pre-taped chant.

But it's still
pretty cool though.

Anyway, I hate to bail on you,

but Rita Gaines is coming,

and I paid for a
gold-tier wristband,

which means I get to
pitch to her one on one!

I'ma see if she'll invest
in a saw palmetto farm.

Oh my God. This is amazing!

So you're sure you don't mind?

Of course not.

This is why it's
good to be in a team.

One of can go into the
city to meet their hero,

while the other one
trudges through the swamp.

Seems like you
mind a little bit.

- I really don't.
- I love to trudge.

What?

You never seen a customer
covered in snake blood before?

- Okay, tough guy.
- Stop flirtin' with Paula.

- Is it Paula?
- No.

Hmm, that's interesting.

I'm usually pretty good
at spottin' a Paula.

I'll have a cheeseburger,
fries, coffee, milkshake...

Coffee and a milkshake,

not a coffee milkshake.

Thank you, Paula.

Sorry, not-Paula.

Here you go...

Here's Dad's old suit.

I don't know why you
want this ashy thing.

You're not actually
gonna wear this, are you?

- I have to.
- Mine got bit up by a snake,

and I'm going to
Dominine tomorrow.

Oh yeah... Dominine.

I looked that shit up online...

I know. I know.

You think everything
of mine is stupid.

- That's not true.
- I like Vanessa,

and Camille.

You had
that one hat I loved.

- The blue Kangol.
- But also, Dominine...

Despite its dumb fucking
name, it sounds interesting.

- I might check it out.
- For real?

Cause every time I talk to
you about business stuff,

you roll your eyes.

Because you broke.

Nobody wants to take
financial advice

from a man who has to
borrow his dead dad's suit.

But that Dominine guy...
Rodney whatever...

He's got, like, three jets,

and DJ Khaled played his
ten-year-old's birthday party.

Two songs. I can
fuck with that guy.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Tickets are mad expensive.
- Already got mine,

plus something called "The
Power Broker's Parking Pass."

- No shit?
- That's the best parking pass.

They got permission to paint
over the handicap signs.

Oh man.

I'm so glad you want
to do this with me.

Dominine.

You learned the
secret hand gesture...

Mm-hmm.

Profit gangster.

"Can't talk... busy
balling." I like that.

Dominine tees. Only 65 each.

$65?

He's
paying a light bill.

- Craig Foster.
- Ready to dominine.

Okay, sir.

Looks like you're Gold Tier.

Here's your pass. It's
non-transferrable.

Don't lose it...
And your wristband.

Now I just need a credit card.

Credit card? I paid online.

- I did early bird.
- Yes, I saw that.

I just need an additional
$39.99 for the lanyard.

But the tickets
were already $400,

plus $200 for the Gold Tier.

I'm sorry, I didn't
realize that you were poor.

Hey, Brenda, where are the
free lanyards for losers?

That's cool, Brenda!

That's cool. I got it.

Attention real players
and big ballers:

The convention
will start shortly.

Time is money, so
get in those seats.

- Oh.

Warning. Warning.

Warning. The
following presentation

may cause seizures, abnormal
growth of your bank account

Yeah.

For hundreds of years,

those who survived
the battlefield

did so by dominating.

But now, to dominate
is not enough.

This just in: Rodney
Lamonca's money-making

strategies are too explosive.

A coalition of naysayers
and little bitches

has formed to stop it.

I want him dead!

It's intense, huh?

Hey man, if you can
get people this excited

about spending 600 bucks,
you're doing something right.

Because Dominine Con
is about to begin

in three

two

one

nine.

- Come on, get up!

Come on! Let's go!

Let me hear you! What?

What'd you say?

I got a question:

Who here is wet for a payday?

What?

I said, who here is
wet for a payday?

My dear, he's dripping
wet. You're soaking.

Let me feel them panties.
Let me feel them panties.

Look at that... oh it's wet!

Oh, shit.

Are y'all ready?

Throw me some nines, huh?

Throw me those nines.
Get 'em up high!

Hey, hey, hey, shut the fuck up.

All right. We gotta
keep the show moving.

That's like my
mama used to say...

She used to say, "Rodney,
you gotta share the stage.

You gotta share."

That bitch was poor.

Okay? She was a teacher.

And she never wanted

to be anything better than that.

So we don't have to listen
to that bitch, do we?

Right.

I'ma bring out the
first speaker tonight.

This woman is a trailblazer.

She's one of the most
incredible female entrepreneurs

I've ever been around.

Oh, and by the way,

she's a fucking knockout.

All right. Let's bring
her to the stage...

My wife, Katrina Lamonca!

I read online that
we should get in line

for workshops now.
They fill up fast.

All right.

How amazing is my husband?

This one looks good:
"Tech Start-Ups

and the Culture of Creation."

Yeah, but that takes
up all morning.

I gotta get in line
for Rita in an hour.

Plus, what do you care
about tech start-ups?

Look, I didn't wanna say
nothin' 'cause I thought

you'd be a dick, but
I'm startin' an app.

- What?
- Just forget about it,

- all right?
- I thought you never wanted

- to have a job.
- I never wanted

to have a boss.

Plus, I like my life,

and I don't wanna end
up dead or in jail,

so I'm playing
out a few options.

Holy shit. This is huge.

What's the app? Do
you have funding?

You know I've always
believed in you.

My little brother done good.

Don't even start that shit.

Fuck you.

See you after.

Zay.

Don't you dare say it.

- I'm proud of you.
- You dick.

God damn it.

- Come on in.
- Workshop starts in ten.

Sir, you have a pass?

Yeah.

What the fuck happened
to my lanyard?

Clasp probably broke.

Bet it's on the
ground here somewhere.

- It's been happening a lot.
- I paid $39 for this.

Should've gone for
the $60 version.

Thank you.

He'd better not.

Zay.

What the fuck?
Where'd you get those?

Remember my buddy Nick?

He does janitorial
work here now,

and they do not do
background checks.

He let me steal some
stuff from the prep suite.

I ain't mad at this T-shirt.

Hey, are you the Gold Tier guy?

Who's asking? A loser,

or somebody with a huge dick
that knows what he wants?

- Huge dick.
- Then it's $350.

- They're sold out downstairs.
- I'm so glad I found you.

Thank you for your business.

And good luck layin'
waste to them haters.

So this is what
you came here for?

You're not really makin' an app?

Fuck no, I'm not making a app.

What app would I make?

Every app already exists.

I was so proud of you.

Well, you should be even
more proud of me, man.

I made 2,800 in,
like, ten minutes.

- It's fraud!
- You rippin' people off.

Rippin' people off is what
Dominine is all about.

$40 lanyards... $65 T-shirts.

We paid to steal a
handicapped parking space.

They have to make money to put
together a good experience.

A good experience when all
the speakers are all related?

- Not Rita Gaines.
- I am so fucking stupid.

I actually believed
you were here

'cause you wanted
to be here with me.

I'm sorry man, but
it's just too good

of an opportunity to pass up.

The kind of people that
come to these things

are morons just
beggin' to get scammed.

Fuck you.

- You know what Rita says?
- Rita...

"You gotta lose the dead weight

"if you wanna soar.

You gotta trim the fat."

Am I the fat in this scenario?

I'm done with you, Zay.

I'm trimming your ass.

Trim, trim.

That's not as cool
as you think it is!

Trim, trim, mother fuck a.

Hi. I'm Prada Lamonca.

I'm sure you all know my dad?

I know what you're thinking.

"Prada, you're ten years old.
Shouldn't you be in school?"

No. I quit.

Why would I want to learn
from someone who makes $40,000

in an entire year?

"But Prada, teachers
have good benefits."

Guess what.

Health care is not a benefit.

You know what is a benefit?

Confidence.

Let me show you. I
need a volunteer.

You, sir.

- Me?
- He's all, "Me?"

Yes, you. Get up here.

Do you know why I
picked this man?

I picked him 'cause
he is the hottest man

in this entire room.

Do you think you're hot, sir?

I guess.

Don't do that.

You just went from
an eight to a five.

Hotness is all about confidence.

Own your shit.

All: Own your shit.

Who in this room
is hotter than you?

This guy.

Is this guy hotter than you?

- What?
- No, he's not.

What's not hot about him?

Oh, you were doing so well.

Come on. Tell everybody

why this guy's not hot.

Is it his body?

Is it his face?

I think it's his face.

His face is weird, and
it's not hot at all.

Hey, where do you
think you're going?

My friend's having an emergency.

I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Wow. See that?

You owned your shit,

and you bullied
him into leaving.

That's what I'm
talking about, people!

Get out of here, loser!

What is it? You okay?

Yeah. I wanted to show you

- that I just killed a snake.
- Damn, big fella.

Why didn't you just
text me a photo?

And why are you dressed so nice?

Oh, this old thing?

I got dirty in the swamp,
so I had to change.

Seriously.

Okay, fine.

I wanted to come to Dominine.

It's just been a long time
since I've thought of myself

as anything other
than an Uber driver.

I thought maybe if I came along,

I could learn some stuff.

So I put on my best dress,

which I wore to prom, and
also to my dad's funeral,

and I came right down here.

If I had known, I
would've invited you.

But tickets are like $400.

- Oh, wow.
- Sorry.

No, it's fine.

It's always good to
have an opportunity

to be put in your place.

That way, you remember where
you stand in the world,

and I am not a business lady.

I'm a swamp thing.

You're not a swamp
thing, Jillian G.

Have some confidence.

Own your shit.

I wish I could, but there's
no way of getting in here.

Yes, there is.

Fuck!

What up, Trim Trim?

Don't call me Trim Trim.

What's this favor
you need from me?

Do you have any extra passes?

Fuck yeah, I got extra passes.

- Whatever you need.
- Let me get one.

But I need you to
admit that I was right.

This conference is a scam, and
you're a dumb-ass for attending.

Hi. I'm Jillian, by the way...

Craig's snake friend.

No, I'm owning my shit.

I'm Jillian. I'm
a business lady.

Your bag is leaking blood.

- Thank you.
- That's valuable feedback.

I'll adjust accordingly.

And if you don't give
her a pass right now,

I'ma tell Dominine
what you're up to

and get you thrown out of here.

- Say I won't.
- You won't.

- Security!

Oh... okay. Okay.

Never mind.

Shit. I gotta get
in line for Rita.

Look, the pass gets
you in everywhere.

Check stuff out. Have fun.

Maybe find a spot to
stash the blood bag.

Copy that, partner.

Damn it.

- Are you nervous for Rita?
- Nah.

I got this down:

20 seconds to chit-chat,
three-minute pitch,

a minute and a
half of questions,

walk away with ten to spare.

Always leave 'em wanting more.

But you know we're not
getting five minutes.

They cut us down to 60 seconds.

What? No, no, no.

It's five minutes.

I checked the
website this morning.

I guess more people
showed than they thought.

Sold too many gold
wristbands somehow.

What do you mean you're
out of gold wristbands?

It's the last bag.

Well, what else you got?

I don't know...

Got tees. Lanyards.

I got a bunch of stuff leftover

from the renewable energy
trade show last week.

Renewable energy...

But isn't Platinum
Tier the best?

Nope. Emerald Tier

is the highest level...
Higher than Platinum.

Then why isn't it
listed on the website?

'Cause then the
media would find out.

You know how Rodney feels
about the haters in the media.

- Yeah, they're useless.

They don't create anything.

How much?

A thousand.

Fuck it. Let's do this.

What does this slogan
mean? "Go green."

Oh, that's just Rodney's
private, personal mantra.

Green as in money.

Go get that money!

Oh, fuck yeah!

- Go green, baby!
- Go green!

Successful people are always
doing five things at once.

We don't just
multitask. We omnitask.

Right now, I'm talking
to all of you, sure,

but I'm also approving
galleys for my new book.

Oh, nope. These need work.

Yes, ma'am.

How do we cut through, though?

How do we do it?

How do we grab
someone's attention

and hold it?

Sorry. Oh, sorry.

You already started.

I was pushing, but
it was a pull door.

Sorry. Sorry.

So sorry. Okay.

Sorry.

I'll just go over here.

Sorry.

It's all
right. Business lady, so...

- Half of you have air horns.
- Half of you don't.

If you don't have an air
horn, I want you to walk up

to somebody who does, and
I want you to tell them

who you are and what you do.

But I don't want small talk.

I want large talk.

What do I want?

All: Large talk.

What the fuck do I want?

- All: Large talk.
- Fucking large talk!

If you do have an air horn,
the second that person

starts to bore you, I want
you to blow it in their face.

It's not rude.

It's feedback, and
all of you need it.

Here we go!

Hello! I'm Jillian.

I'm... okay, large talk.

My business partner and I

are trying to start a
saw palmetto farm...

What's up? I'm Jillian.

Did you know that prostate
reduction is a million doll...

Hey fucker! I'm Jillian.

I'm a stone-cold bitch,

and I wanna make a billion
dollars by shrinking men's...

I'm Jillian. I'm a

tech investor...

Stock market person.

Rich widow?

Advertising.

I'm a major player in the
world of advertising...

Nice.

Oh, hi.

I'm Jillian, by the way.

I'm a stone-cold bitch.

Hi. I'm Nate.

I'm in advertising too.
That's why I didn't blow

the horn in your face.

Also, it seems needlessly cruel.

Produce for 2.30 a unit.

It's on wholesale for 9.99.

I just need an investment
to help build it...

- Time's up.
- Great job, Alvin.

I love your energy.

The idea's not for me,

but you're gonna do fine.

- Next.

Clock starts now.

Hi, I'm Rita.

Hi. Craig Foster.

Oh, so nice to meet
you, Craig Foster.

What do you have for me today?

It's 4:00 a.m. in Miami.

I'm wide awake. Why?

I have to pee, again,
and large prosta...

I love your tie.

Thank you. It was my father's.

Oh, that is so sweet,
and you know what?

The reason that I
mentioned the tie

is because I have a summer
cottage that I'm redecorating,

and I painted the entry
hall that exact color.

- Oh wow.
- I know,

and everybody told me, "Rita,
you're wrong about this one."

It's gonna be too
dark." But guess what.

- It's perfect.
- Speaking of perfect,

- saw palmetto berries...
- You know what?

Let me see this here.

I want to show you
a picture. Okay?

'Cause it really is
that exact color.

- Saw palmetto berries are...
- Wait till you see this.

- I believe you.
- You have to see this, though,

because really, it's so
great in the hall, and...

Now wait a minute. Where is it?

- Hold on.
- Time's up.

- Oh...
- But...

Wait, I didn't show
him the entry hall.

We really have to
move along, Rita.

- But...
- Great job, Craig.

And I love your energy,

- Next!

So then I moved to
the Zales campaign,

and it's just the same shit.

But my daddy owns the agency,

and I'm sort of being
groomed to take over,

so it's like, what
choice do I have?

Which is why I came here,
and see if I wanted to pivot,

and... I realize now I have
been talking for so long.

I am so sorry. God!

If I still had one of
those little blow horns,

I'd blow it right
in my goddamn face.

I actually stole
one, if you'd like.

I thought it would be helpful
for scaring bats out of my

fixed basement.

So tell me about you.

Like, what kind of
advertising do you do?

I'm in billboards.

Oh, cool. What, like in Miami?

It's mobile billboards,

the kind people tow
behind their cars.

Oh.

Is that lucrative, or...?

I own a fleet of them.

- Oh, wow.
- So yeah, you're doing great.

Mm-hmm.

If you don't mind me asking,

what are you doing here?

You know, 'cause
this whole thing...

It's not really for people who

who've have made it.

Oh, well, I'm actually
looking to raise money,

financial capital, to expand.

I was hoping you would say that.

Uh, there's this
guy. He's speaking,

and I know him through my dad,

and he invests in
advertising platforms, so

maybe you wanna
sit down with him

get a drink?

Professionally.

- Oh.
- Of course.

No, no, no. I'm not trying

to set you up with him.

I'm trying to set you up
with me, if that was unclear.

Ah, this could have
been way smoother.

I thought it was really smooth.

Rita.

Oh, sorry... restricted event.

Is this the private
meet and greet?

I'm supposed to have
access. I'm Gold Tier.

No, that private meet and
greet was at 1:00 p.m.

This is the private jam session.

They're different. It's
Platinum Tier only.

Can I just say hi
to Rita real quick?

Platinum Tier only.

One Platinum Tier
wristband will be $400.

Now, could I also
interest you in...

Just take my fucking card.

Rodney is so driven,
it's frightening.

I'm not kidding.

I'm actually scared to be
in the room alone with him.

How cool is that, right?

Our flip-flops were the
first ever bejeweled footwear

- endorsed by UFC.
- Oh, okay.

Hey, Craig with the great tie.

I am so sorry about earlier.

That was just awful of me,

wasting all your time
talking about my cottage.

So what was your pitch again?

Something about saw
palmetto berries...

You remembered! Yeah.

Okay, well like I was saying,

these berries can
actually shrink...

- Hey bro.
- I wanna talk to Rita now.

Okay, well, we're in
the middle of something.

Too bad.

I'm Platinum.

Yeah, you're Platinum.

- I'm Emerald.
- Emerald?

This gives me priority.

- I'm the priority.
- I'm also Emerald Tier.

I am also priority.

The security guard
said this was Platinum.

Emerald Tier is the
most elite level.

You are not in
Rodney's inner circle.

- Rita...
- If these folks purchased.

Emerald Tier, then, you know,

it's only fair that
I jam with them.

- I'm sorry.
- Can we do it after?

But I have my big speech,

so I have to get
to the green room.

But I can have my assistant
give you an email address.

- Give it up, man.
- You shouldn't even be here.

Go green!

Go green!

All: Go green!

I'm kind of an
advertising disruptor

in the viral space, so

billboard cars aren't
really my thing.

But Nate says I
have to meet you,

and Nate's daddy's
pretty important, so...

Here I stand. What'chu got?

Um, well, I have my fleet,
and I'm looking to expand.

I need financial capital.

A'ight. What's your overhead?

How much you pay your drivers?

Oh, I pay them very little,

not even enough to cover gas.

See? What'd I tell you?

She's a boss.

I can't believe you can even
find anyone to take that job.

Well, there are other perks.

They can set their own hours.

They can do other
jobs as they drive.

I think some of them even
sleep in the billboards.

What? That is nasty.

Where do they even shower?

I can't even imagine.

I guess they must just
take a whore's bath.

A whore's bath?

Yeah, you know, when someone
takes a wet washcloth

to their pits and private parts.

So you're kind of
like a slumlord.

Oh, she's not a slumlord.

I mean, there's just a
lot of losers out there,

and she's smart.

Sorry, I'm sure not
everyone that works

for you is, like, a loser.

Yes, they are.

They're desperate losers.

You'd be so grossed
out if you met them.

See, that's a mistake.

Never meet those people.

Yeah, those people...

Um, I'll actually be right back.

I have a shit-ton of
phone calls to take.

- Hell yeah, hustla.
- Do your thang!

Zay!

Zay!

Zay.

Come on. We're leaving.

- Wait, what?
- You were right.

This conference is a scam.
I'm dumb for attending.

What the fuck happened to you?

I didn't get to pitch to Rita.

I'm never gonna get
to pitch to Rita.

I wasted $1,000.

Plus 40 for that lanyard.

Plus 40 for the fucking lanyard.

Wait, hold up. Hold up.

Your boy Zay is
formulatin' a plan.

Where's Rita at right now?

Green room. Speakers only.

Restricted access.

- I mean...
- restricted for some people.

Teachers give me big
bridesmaid energy.

They're just not stars.
You know what I mean?

- Rita.
- Craig.

Sorry to barge in
on you like this,

but I thought I could
pitch you my business now.

- You can't be in here.
- I just need three minutes.

This is for featured
speakers only.

Security!

Rita, please...

Do you know where I was
when I woke up this morning?

- Excuse me!
- It's okay.

A 24-hour gym, because
that's my home now.

I have no car.

I work at a swamp.

I can't use my left hand

because I nailed a python to it.

That's my job, by the way.

I get bit by snakes
for a living.

I'm not investing in this pitch.

It's sad and boring, and
for that reason, I'm out.

I'm not pitching, Prada Lamonca!

I'm just trying to explain,
I don't have much right now,

and yet I still spent $1,000

for the privilege
to come to this.

$1,000 to stand in front of you.

$1,000 matters to me. The
least you can do is listen.

Maybe I'm not the only one
who needs to hear this.

What?

So the teleprompter
is all loaded up

with the talk that I
was gonna give today.

But I don't wanna give
that talk anymore,

because I met someone,

and I just have to share
his story with all of you.

Craig!

Come on out here.

You.

Come on out here.

Help me bring him out
to the stage, y'all.

Come on, Craig.

Come on and see your people!

Look out into the crowd.

Now this, ladies and
gentlemen, is Craig Foster.

Do you know what he
told me backstage?

Every day, he gets up and hunts
pythons in the Everglades.

That's right.

He faces danger. He
stares down death

all to make his American
dream come true.

I learned firsthand just
how relentless he is.

Nothing can stop this man.

Now, if all of you had

the same fire burning
inside you that Craig does,

I'd be speaking to
an empty room today,

because everybody in
here would already be

a millionaire.

That's right.

So come on, and let's
give it up for Craig.

Oh, it's your day now.

All chant: Craig! Craig! Craig!

I like it!

I like it!

- That was incredible.
- I'm still vibratin'.

Thank you so much.

Oh no. Thank you.

- And you were great up there.

Um, can I get that
email from you

so we could set a
time to follow up?

I never got to
actually pitch my idea.

- Oh, you know what?
- About that...

I totally forgot.
I'm already invested

in the nighttime
urination space.

It's a wearable device

that collects pee
while you sleep, so...

Think smart diaper 2.0.

It'd be a conflict of interest
for me to invest with you.

- Oh.
- But hey!

We're competitors now.

That's
pretty cool, right?

Oh, you know what?

Craig, I want you to
know how inspiring it was

to hear about your struggle.

Never stop struggling, okay?

Promise me.

You'll never stop struggling.

Never stop struggling?

- Got your texts.
- Oh, yeah.

I just wanted to let
you know I'm leaving.

Tough day, Cinderella?

Yeah, you know, it wasn't
what I thought it would be.

Guess I learnt a lot.

Guess I learned a lot too.

- Mind giving me a ride home?
- Of course.

Did you have a hundred air
horns blown in your face?

Because that happened to me.

At least you got in free.

I paid $1,000 for
a ten-year-old girl

- to insult my face and body.
- What?

You have a very
nice face and body.

I wasn't saying that
so you'd compliment me,

but boy, I needed to hear that.

Hey, yo Nick!

Hey Isaiah Foster?

- Oh, hey.
- Yeah, that's him.

What the fuck? You get off...

No, no, no, no! Fuck you!

Great work, guys.

Throw me some fucking nines.

Not a doctor. Shh.