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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,973 --> 00:00:17,679 Shut up! 2 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,900 So, girls, 3 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:57,693 this advertising campaign is for a new type of aftershave 4 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:01,192 specifically targeting the poor demographic. 5 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:03,410 It's called... 6 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,663 ...Stank. 7 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,827 I just want you girls to give me your best trashy 8 00:02:07,835 --> 00:02:10,042 when we get there, alright? You understand? 9 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,334 What we're looking for here is total realism. 10 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,956 Total realism. 11 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:19,506 That's why I picked this, the worst suburb in Australia. 12 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:20,502 The worst. 13 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,476 - Have a go at that, bra! - Wow! 14 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,272 Come on, everyone. Let's go. 15 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:42,400 Let's go. Security. Thank you. 16 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:51,076 Girls, let's go. Let's get into our gear. Quickly. 17 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,702 So, girls, when it comes to the walk, 18 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,954 we're going to want kind of a drunk, flat hustle. 19 00:03:01,263 --> 00:03:02,628 Good. 20 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,381 Ohh! 21 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,847 I gotta go! 22 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,190 Give me skank! 23 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,609 Ha-ha! 24 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,832 Thanks for the text, man. 25 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,326 Have a go at that, Franky! 26 00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:35,999 Come on, girls. Give it to me! Give me slut! 27 00:03:36,006 --> 00:03:37,542 Ahh! 28 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:43,298 Come on, babe. Put something into it. 29 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,112 - Get your gear off! - I think she was looking on me, man. 30 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,981 - Show us your titties! - Nah, no way, bro. 31 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,905 - She was on me. - Show Reg your titties! 32 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:19,626 Ahh! 33 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:27,546 Yeah, fucking cop that, ya fuckin' anorexic sluts! 34 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:33,019 Fuckin' comin' down here flashing ya fuckin' gash round, makin' my man horny! 35 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,011 Arggh! 36 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,979 Let's smash those posh wankers! 37 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,891 Arggh! 38 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,858 Arggh! 39 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:49,118 Hey, Shaz, all this has made me fully toey, babe! 40 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:50,657 You fancy a 68? 41 00:04:50,664 --> 00:04:52,825 What the fuck's a 68? 42 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:54,573 It's like a 69, 43 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,247 but you give me head and then I owe ya one! 44 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,752 I'll fuckin' give ya head! 45 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,122 I'll give ya a fuckin' broken head, ya fuckwit! 46 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,670 Stop makin' so much bloody noise! 47 00:05:03,677 --> 00:05:06,544 I can't hear the TV! 48 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,261 All the people on the pension... 49 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:10,847 Make some noise! 50 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:12,512 # We hang down on the block 51 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,727 # This is where we live and we just don't give a fuck 52 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,603 - Yeah, bro! # 'Cause we don't have a job 53 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,848 # Some scam and others rob 54 00:05:18,859 --> 00:05:20,349 # We wear thongs, bro 55 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,477 # We do AVOs, we wear uggs, bro... # 56 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,853 Where'd me kids go? 57 00:05:23,864 --> 00:05:25,695 And if you come here after 7:00... 58 00:05:25,699 --> 00:05:27,906 - You'll have to deal with Kevin. - Why? 59 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,400 # 'Cause we're housos 60 00:05:29,411 --> 00:05:30,867 # Housos, housos 61 00:05:30,871 --> 00:05:32,702 # Housos, housos, housos 62 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:35,664 # Housos, housos, housos! # 63 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,000 Neighbours getting to be good friends? 64 00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:40,289 Yeah, fucking come down to Sunnyvale, mate! 65 00:06:04,488 --> 00:06:05,944 How ya goin'? 66 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,155 My name's Barry. 67 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:09,864 Most people call me Bazza. 68 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,530 This is me local. 69 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:15,200 I know ya met me niece, Shazza Jones, a bit earlier. 70 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:17,243 She's a good sort, eh? 71 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:20,618 If I was a bit younger, and wasn't her uncle, I'd probably give her one. 72 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,589 He fucked up... 73 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,709 Shazza lives with her de facto, Dazza. 74 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,836 Yeah, times are tough around here. 75 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,631 Shut up, ya fuckin' monger! 76 00:06:33,642 --> 00:06:35,098 You spastic! 77 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,927 Have a look! 78 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:41,556 Bloody parking fines and court bills and your mum's fuckin' prescriptions! 79 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,023 We need money! 80 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,609 I can't hear the television! 81 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:49,652 And poor old Shazza, oh, she hasn't had a good run lately. 82 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,238 Hey, Beryl, can you mind Bub for me? I need to have a cone! 83 00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:57,488 I'm not lookin' after your kids so you can get off your bloody head! 84 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:58,989 Bitch! 85 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,457 What? 86 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:08,925 Shazza's dad, me brother, Wazza, he passed away recently. 87 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,384 Poor bugger. 88 00:07:10,387 --> 00:07:11,877 He had a heart attack 89 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,596 while he was in bed with this filly he picked up at the races. 90 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,012 Not the four-legged kind, you know, that'd be weird. 91 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,928 We were all upset, but it hit Shazza pretty hard. 92 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,439 I guess the worst part was we couldn't afford a decent funeral. 93 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:41,494 We could have got Dad a heaps better fuckin' headstone 94 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:45,086 if you didn't waste all the cheque money on that fuckin' esky wagon! 95 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,330 You're fucked in the face, Daz! 96 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:50,299 Maybe we should leave Shazza and Dazza alone for a little while. 97 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:52,338 Why don't I give you a tour of Sunnyvale? 98 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:55,509 Most people think it's a shithole. But it's not. It's our area. 99 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,882 It's where we grew up. It's where we live. 100 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,145 These are the local cops. 101 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:06,185 They're just a bunch of boofheads if you ask me. 102 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:10,777 Stop! 103 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,521 Fuck it! Fuck it! They're juveniles. 104 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,989 Too much paperwork. Fuck it. 105 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,655 I'd like to taser those little arseholes! 106 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,654 Nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' oxygen thieves! 107 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,662 Yeah, that's the local Lebo gang, 108 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,535 the Sunnyvale Assassins. 109 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,085 Not the bloody sharpest tools in the shed, this lot. 110 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:33,960 Last week, they tried to do a drive-by on a bloke that owed them money. 111 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,338 But because the coppers defected all their cars, 112 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:39,385 one of them had to get his mum to drive them. 113 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,136 What the fuck's going on?! Slow down! 114 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,808 Oh, my God! Like, Mummy! 115 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,813 Slow down, please. What are you doing? 116 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,318 Oh, my God! Like, you're s'posed to go slow so I can shoot them. 117 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,235 Who the fuck brings their mum to a drive-by, you dickhead?! 118 00:08:55,242 --> 00:08:56,732 Shut up, Rocky! Where's your mum? 119 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:59,360 Don't talk about my mum, Habib, or I'll shoot ya! 120 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:00,827 Did you see that? 121 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,947 I think there was a Ninja inside the car. 122 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,662 Oh, have a go at this lot. 123 00:09:05,669 --> 00:09:07,705 Yeah, they're the local junkies. 124 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,578 'Cause they keep robbing all the buses, 125 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,002 they don't even run a bus service down here anymore. 126 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:15,217 Ya didn't have to take my lunch, ya little pricks! 127 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,710 Bloody junkies. 128 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,424 This here's a bit of a birthday tradition down here on the block. 129 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,472 'Cause most people can't afford a cake for their birthdays, 130 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,812 we usually just burn a car instead. 131 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,479 Hey, Big Wheels, you gonna be on the icerink later? 132 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,273 Sure am, bro. Wanna buy some dope? 133 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,736 Nah, man. 134 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,152 Even if I did, like, as if I could afford it. 135 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,953 That bloke there is Franky. 136 00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:45,038 He's Dazza's best mate. 137 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,910 Good bloke, but he's always in trouble with either the coppers or the ladies. 138 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,959 Franky, fuckin' off from a threesome before ya blow? 139 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:55,799 I thought I was dating a fuckin' gentleman. 140 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:58,510 Oh, one minute slap my arse, 'Oh, go harder, Franky. ' 141 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,004 Now, 'Be gentle, man. ' 142 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,347 Don't confuse on my brain, please. 143 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,013 Oh, sometimes he's in trouble with both at the same time. 144 00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:10,688 Falzoni! Stop, Falzoni! Stop there! 145 00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,603 Here. Time for me to take the dogs for a run. 146 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,735 Fuckin' go, Franky! 147 00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:19,732 Go fuckin' under it! Fuckin' under it! 148 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:23,409 Fuck! 149 00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:27,535 - Stop the cops, mate! - Fuck off! 150 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,249 I wanna block the coppers, mate! 151 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,709 Arggh! 152 00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:34,876 Park your fuckin' vehicle properly, will ya, ya fuckwit! 153 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:37,795 I got a fucked motor brain, ya fuckin' mongrel dog! 154 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,089 - Get the little prick! - Come here, ya little fuck! 155 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,346 Too slow, mate! Too slow! 156 00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:45,386 Big Wheels! Give us a lift, mate. Turn around! The cops are comin'! 157 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,884 - Get on, get on. - Go! 158 00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:50,012 - Wanna buy some rack, man, or what? - No, man, just a lift. 159 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:54,016 If you wanna know why the coppers are after Franky, well, it's simple. 160 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,488 'Cause he's always doin' stupid shit. 161 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:09,118 Have a bit of a suiz at what he did yesterday 'cause he was bored. 162 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:14,002 I am the cop hunter! 163 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,589 What the fuck is he doing? 164 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:22,295 - Ahhhh! - Ahhhhhh! 165 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,551 Ohh! 166 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,975 How did I miss them?! 167 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,472 Alcohol. 168 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:35,769 That's why they say don't drink and drive. 169 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:37,605 It affects accuracy. 170 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,320 Ha! 171 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,780 Look on that, mate! 172 00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:43,614 Not even a scratch, mate! 173 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:48,279 And I did it 'cause I hate authority, mate! I hate it! 174 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,327 Sunnyvale, mate! Sunnyvale for life, mate. 175 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,450 Yeah! 176 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:54,122 You're fuckin' mental! 177 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:55,790 Fuck, what's mental about that? 178 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:57,913 Oh, I think I might have shit meself! 179 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,083 Come back here, ya little fuck! 180 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,845 - Where'd he fuckin' go? - Fucked if I know. 181 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:08,591 Ask these coconuts. They might have fuckin' seen him. 182 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,591 Oi! 183 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,434 Did you see a little guy run through here 184 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:14,896 with his hat on backwards, little poofy shorts and fuckin' thongs on? 185 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,606 Why don't youse just piss off 186 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,022 and go catch some real criminals 187 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:23,238 instead of comin' down here and scarin' my kids, ya dogs?! 188 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:28,327 What the fuck do you think we're trying to do, ya stupid scrag! 189 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,696 Oi, don't talk to my missus like that, bro. 190 00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:33,073 That's Dazza's other best mate, Kev, 191 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,666 and his missus, Vanessa. 192 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,160 She's not a bad bird, 193 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:38,207 but she's always on about her arse. 194 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,002 You two lazy pigs are just jealous, eh, 195 00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:43,170 that you'll never get this fuckin' arse, eh?! 196 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:46,678 The fuckin' bestest arse in Sunnyvale, mate! 197 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,219 The bestest arse in fuckin' Sunnyvale? 198 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,433 I'm surprised it fits in fuckin' Sunnyvale. 199 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:54,428 - Your head looks like a fuckin' arse. - It's a two-suburber. 200 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:58,352 I reckon she's got a donkey arse, and the donkey wants it back. 201 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,727 You can't fuckin' sleep there, mate. Get that fuckin' thing out of the way. 202 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,146 - Hey! Where youse off to? - Oh, we're not ambos, mate! 203 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:06,648 - Just ring triple-O, ya pillock! - Come help me! 204 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,949 Oh, shit! 205 00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:21,330 Darren, go and get the letters. 206 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:24,837 I fuckin' twisted me knee 207 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,552 when I slipped on the shitty nappy that you didn't pick up! 208 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,592 You might remember I did my fuckin' hip, too, 209 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,055 which is why I can't work, 210 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,425 so I can't get up and go and get the mail! 211 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,348 Fuck! Thanks for caring! 212 00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:38,313 Reg! Get the letters. 213 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,521 The letters. 214 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:50,867 Tyres! Why would they steal the fuckin' tyres? 215 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,328 Give us back our fuckin' tyres, ya junkies! 216 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,412 Oh, me fuckin' nuts! 217 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,626 You useless fuckin' monger, Reg! 218 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,961 Don't speak to your stepfather like that! 219 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,377 Oh, come on, Mum. You don't even root him anymore. 220 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,045 You probably don't even toss him. 221 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,590 You're only with him for a fuckin' carer's benefit. 222 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,087 I'm not stupid! 223 00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,471 Sharon! 224 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,730 Ya spastic fuckin' clown. 225 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:24,066 Shut up! 226 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,232 - Hey, Shaz? - What?! 227 00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:27,900 I got a letter here for ya. 228 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,569 It's from Alice Springs. 229 00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:33,068 I don't know anyone from Alice Springs, ya dickhead! 230 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:43,416 Dear Sharon, I know you're pissed off with me 231 00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:47,336 because I ran off with Keith the kangaroo trainer when you were three. 232 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:51,587 But right now, love, put that emotion to the side. 233 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:54,089 I'm sick and I need to see ya. 234 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:58,811 Me address is on the envelope and me phone number, too, 235 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:03,394 or you can add me on Facebook, or you can send me a tweet. 236 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,020 Hurry, love. Your loving mum, Rayleen. 237 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:14,652 How could you leave me and Dad for that fuckin' gronk, Mum? 238 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,870 How could ya? 239 00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,465 Fuckin' bitch. 240 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,055 Oh, hey, Shaz, 241 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,137 I know you're upset but I'm dying for a cone. 242 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,635 Can you chuck us the bong? 243 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:43,059 Nah, look, me mum just sent me a letter saying she's sick 244 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,899 and I just don't know how to feel about it, alright? 245 00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:47,938 Didn't she piss off when you were a kid? 246 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,608 It's fucked. 247 00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:53,524 I don't even remember that much about her, eh. 248 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,277 Except she taught me how to roll me first joint. 249 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:01,328 I remember once Mum teaching me me first fuckin' swear word. 250 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:05,452 Your dad, Wazza, is fucked in the face, Shazza. 251 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,876 Say it. Fucked in the face. 252 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,999 Fucked in the face. 253 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,592 And the only other thing I remember 254 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,429 was catching Mum and Dad rooting back in the day. 255 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:19,892 Fuck, Dad used to go hard after he'd come home from the pub. 256 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:23,394 I never even got to know her. She just pissed off, eh. 257 00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:26,606 Like Mr Kelly says, 'Such is life', Shaz. 258 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,521 Now stop being such a selfish mole, 259 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:29,984 and give us the fuckin' bong! 260 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,478 Or at least a ciggie! 261 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,355 Piss off! Arggh! 262 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,027 Serves ya right, ya dickhead! 263 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,619 Arggh! Oh, shit, my fuckin' arm! 264 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,578 Anybody video that? 265 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,415 Why weren't you filming? I could have got more pension! 266 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,416 Ohh, shit! 267 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:48,419 Oh, fuck this! 268 00:16:48,423 --> 00:16:51,005 I'm going down the icerink with Franky and Kev! 269 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:54,297 Bring me some smokes! And some tampons! 270 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:59,173 Oh, yeah! I just pay for 'em with me imaginary credit card, you bloody idiot! 271 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,472 Don't grow up and be like Mummy, Neddy. 272 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:09,106 How could ya, Mum? 273 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,041 Oh, no, it's all good, mate. Don't worry about payment. 274 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,334 It's pensioner-free Tuesday. I'm on the pension. 275 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,832 VIP, very important pensioner. 276 00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:36,255 Good on ya, mate. Keep an eye on my wheels for me. 277 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:40,429 Dazza, you space cadet. How you doing, man? 278 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,014 Yeah, not bad. 279 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,805 The missus has got the shits again. 280 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,645 How's the cripple drifting going? 281 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,441 Like, I think they've pulled off a few decent moves today. 282 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:58,485 I've even seen, like, a couple of these donuts they've been doing. 283 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,777 Spin 'em, Big Wheels! Go, mate! 284 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,619 It's not a patch on Bathurst, matey. 285 00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:06,035 Oh, hey, this'll make everything better, bro. 286 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:09,500 Franky, matey, what's going on with the pussy lately? 287 00:18:09,504 --> 00:18:11,711 'Cause you keep changing your Facey status, eh. 288 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,205 I can't keep up, mate. 289 00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,707 Yeah, man, look, I don't know, the thing of it is, like, 290 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,882 I think I'm still full like cut over what's happened to Kylie, 291 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,220 'cause I do feel like I'm full responsible and that. 292 00:18:21,224 --> 00:18:23,761 - I love you. - I keep like doing my head in 293 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,009 by playing her last video message over and over. 294 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,137 - I love you! - Oh, it wasn't your fault, bro. 295 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,265 Just like a stale beer, ya gotta move on, cuz. 296 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,562 But, man, like, you know, I feel guilty 'cause, 297 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,319 look, I was the one who asked her to tag that train, 298 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,109 like, as a love dedication tag. 299 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,233 You really gonna do it? 300 00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,075 - I love you. - Yeah, I love you, man! 301 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:47,368 And, like, you know, if probably she had not tagged it for me... 302 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,831 Yeah, go, go. 303 00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,668 ...maybe she would not, like, have got like hitten by the train. 304 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,420 Go, Kylie! 305 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:01,969 Kylie, that's too close for a tag! 306 00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:04,930 Kylieeee! 307 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,308 - I love you. - Kev's right, matey. 308 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,052 Ya just gotta get over it, eh. 309 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,804 Yeah, but, man, like, I've been trying. 310 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:12,973 Like, you know, I've been rooting other chicks 311 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,396 to, like, make my brain forget you know, about Kylie. 312 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,359 Franky, come on! 313 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,854 - Um... - Fuck, Franky! 314 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:21,026 - Yeah, it's just not happening, mate. - What?! 315 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,820 Like, I got back with Cheree, my ex. 316 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,443 Fuck, she used to be hot, man, but then she got on the ice. 317 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,743 And now ya can't get a fat, mate. She's a shocker. 318 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,537 I'm fuckin' awesome. I still am. I always was and I still am... 319 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,159 Shush, shush, shush, don't talk. 320 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,332 What? Tell me! Talk to me! Fuck! 321 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,830 Alright, you wanna know? 322 00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:39,332 You're a skank, ya got on the ice and now look at ya, mate! 323 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,335 Get out of my house! Get out, Franky! 324 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,678 Get out of here, you stinking piece of shit! 325 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,344 - Ah, you're a skank, mate! - You arsehole! 326 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,433 And you know the barmaid? Like, from the pub? 327 00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:51,018 Me and her have, like, a semi-regular thing going. 328 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,932 - And youse know Kazza the stripper? - Yeah. 329 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:58,777 Yeah, we're sort of been... like an unofficial BF and GF. 330 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,442 - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! - Ohhhhhh! 331 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:03,986 I thought you were going out with Kylie's sister now. 332 00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:05,483 Nah, man. 333 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:08,111 Like, you know, she's just, like, friends with benefits. 334 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,330 Sucked in, cops! 335 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,699 And the only reason I let her stay, like, in my place 336 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,703 is 'cause she's up for, like, threesomes and foursomes and that. 337 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,420 Ohh! Yeah! 338 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,289 My dick has never been happier. 339 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,256 But my heart is, like, I don't know, man. 340 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,001 I've still got Kylie on my heart, mate. 341 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,545 Like a herpe on your heart? 342 00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:28,347 Don't talk to me about herpe, man. 343 00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,182 Crystal, I think, still has one. 344 00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,596 Ahhhh! 345 00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:34,562 My missus has got one of those contraceptives in her arm. 346 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,306 You know, those little stick things? 347 00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:39,775 I don't know what's in it, cuz, but she either wants to bash me... 348 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,269 I hate you! 349 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,192 ...or ride rodeo. 350 00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:45,155 I'm so sorry, Kevin! 351 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,869 - Ahhhh! - Fucking hell! 352 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,831 What, did your kids like try and burn your house down again? 353 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,324 Yeah, bloody silly kids. 354 00:20:54,335 --> 00:20:57,168 Hey, nothin' wrong with kids burning shit down. 355 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,584 I burnt down me first school when I was four, mate. 356 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,458 Just like Ned Kelly! 357 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,211 - Oh, choice tatt, bro. - Fuckin' go, Neddy! 358 00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:08,588 Hey! There's no alcohol in here, mate. 359 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,807 Hey, you know what I don't like, dickhead? 360 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,597 When people like you puttin' your authority on me. 361 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,855 My thong has gone on the ice. 362 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,437 Hello? 363 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,900 What day is it today? 364 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:24,692 It's Thursday, two o'clock, and you're still at that icerink, aren't ya? 365 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,527 - Fuckin' moron! - Franky! 366 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,024 - Franky mate! - What? 367 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,322 I forgot. It's our Centrelink appointment now. 368 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,993 But I gotta get a new thong. It's busted, man. 369 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:46,001 Ohh, ohh! Ohh... ooh. 370 00:21:46,012 --> 00:21:47,468 Thanks, mate. 371 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,051 Hey, Mullet. Give me one of your thongs, mate. 372 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,063 Sucked in, mate. 373 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,808 It's your chick, man. 374 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,685 Oi, Shazza! We're going now, alright? 375 00:22:03,738 --> 00:22:06,150 - Where are you goin'? - I'm goin' to the pub. 376 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,648 Don't fuck up. We really need some money. 377 00:22:11,746 --> 00:22:13,486 Hey! Franky! 378 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,365 You owe me money for the child support! 379 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,662 That kid looks nothin' like me, mate! 380 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,877 It's got a head as big as a bloody pot plant. 381 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,089 I saw the baby! The baby was look exactly like your nose! 382 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,709 If you continue to put your authority on me, mate, 383 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,460 I'm gonna lose it on you, alright? 384 00:22:29,472 --> 00:22:32,339 No, no! You have to pay me the money! 385 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,183 Fuckin' calm down! Bash him later, Franky. 386 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,175 So? 387 00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:37,677 Fuck, ya got shit to do! 388 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,930 - You a chicken! - I gotta go to Centrelink, mate! 389 00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:42,307 - Chicken! - This is not over, alright? 390 00:22:42,318 --> 00:22:44,559 # Chicken little Frankily! # 391 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,653 You're gonna cop a fuckin' thonging, mate! 392 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,359 Chicken! Frankily! 393 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,492 Oh, gidday, Nessa. What's doin'? 394 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,701 Oh, one of me kids, they bit a teacher's finger off at school. 395 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,697 Yeah. 396 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,166 How fuckin' awesome is that, eh? 397 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:01,166 Oi! 398 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:03,419 Give us a beer, would ya, darlin'? 399 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,539 I've only got enough for half, but fill her up 400 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,632 and I'll give you the rest on cheque day, eh? 401 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,045 Oh, what's doing, Shazza? 402 00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:14,263 Oh, Dazza and Franky have gone up to Centrelink. 403 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,007 They're trying to get us cashed up, eh? 404 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,226 Now, Dazza needed to make Shazza happy, 405 00:23:18,229 --> 00:23:20,515 so he needed money real bad. 406 00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:23,310 Now, Franky remembered down at Centrelink 407 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,479 if you tell them you can't feed your kids, 408 00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:27,067 they'll give you food vouchers. 409 00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:29,062 Feed your miserable children. 410 00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:31,655 Franky, mate, what fuckin' good is this shit? 411 00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:35,151 - These are the food vouchers, yeah? - Yeah, but it's not money. 412 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,744 This is what we're gonna do. 413 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,583 OK, go voucher them chickens in the checkout. 414 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,669 I'm gonna go pinch some raffle tickets. 415 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:50,049 Right, now we go into the pub and we tell the stooges 416 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:53,052 that we're gonna raffle off them chickens for charity, mate. 417 00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:56,263 What's it for, mate? 418 00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:59,225 Yeah, uh, this will be for the victims of the fire, man. 419 00:23:59,228 --> 00:24:01,264 This is for the victims of the flood. 420 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,263 This is for the soldiers that got killed 421 00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:05,230 on the landmines on the Anzacs and that. 422 00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:06,724 Uh, vagina research. 423 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,439 It's for herpe research. 424 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,107 Cancer on dick research. 425 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:12,355 Franky, mate, you should have stuck to one story! 426 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:15,359 Look at those guys, mate. They're fuckin' talking to each other! 427 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,486 Hey, fuckwit, you told me it was for the floods, 428 00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:19,529 you told him it's for the fuckin' bushfires. 429 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:22,077 - Yeah, what the fuck is it? - They're all worthy causes. 430 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,541 Fuck this! 431 00:24:23,544 --> 00:24:25,705 Dazza, man, go home. Save me a chicken leg. 432 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:27,704 This is not gonna take long. 433 00:24:27,715 --> 00:24:29,797 Thong the fuck out of 'em, Franky! 434 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,593 Big Wheels! 435 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,815 Oh, Franky bro. 436 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,316 What's this, man? 437 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,151 We made a Sunnyvale spa bath! 438 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,020 - Hop in. - Yeah, sick. 439 00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,647 But what happened to all the money? 440 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,693 I used a little bit to get beer and smokes for me and Kev. 441 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,571 Most of it went on blood plugs for the missus. 442 00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:03,414 Now, after the boys all had a go in the hot tub... 443 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,954 Hot tub! 444 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:09,838 ...and after Dazza realised the junkies had knocked off his esky wheels... 445 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,331 No! 446 00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:13,628 Fuck you, Dazza! 447 00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:15,422 Fucking junkies! 448 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,137 ...Franky suggested they go and see the Lebos. 449 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:22,100 They might have some dirty deed that might make the boys some money. 450 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,595 Yeah, no, we'll just do a bashing for them, or maybe knock off some cars. 451 00:25:25,606 --> 00:25:28,518 - Then we'll get you some cash, mate. - Oh, choice, bro. 452 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:30,266 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 453 00:25:31,779 --> 00:25:33,610 Well, the boys were out of luck, 454 00:25:33,656 --> 00:25:35,362 'cause half an hour earlier, 455 00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,698 the Assassins had a run-in with this little bloke. 456 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:41,035 His name's Johno, and, believe it or not, he's a bikie. 457 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,701 Hey, tic-tac, where'd you get the ride from, bro? 458 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,823 Santa? 459 00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:48,830 Do you know who I am?! 460 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,453 Who? Poofter smurf? 461 00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:55,550 You wanna go, fuckers? Let's fuckin' go, then! 462 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:57,168 - Come on! - Smash him! 463 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,296 - Argghhh! - Come on! 464 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,053 That's Johno's brother, Angry. 465 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,050 He's the president 466 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,893 of the local bikie gang, The Hunters. 467 00:26:05,938 --> 00:26:08,805 These blokes run all sorts of scams around here, 468 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,440 and they're not the sort of buggers you want to mess with. 469 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:15,437 Yeah, I know my little brother can be a prick, but he's blood. 470 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,360 You fuck with him and you're dog meat. 471 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,153 Arggghhhh! 472 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,321 Sorry! 473 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,118 Arrghhh! 474 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,207 I think that rules the Lebos out as an option. 475 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,166 Shit! 476 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,077 Ohh! Ohh! 477 00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:35,874 Well, that's when the Lebo boys' luck went from bad to shocking. 478 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,796 Somebody called the coppers to help them, 479 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,260 but when they turned up, 480 00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:41,424 they got arrested for outstanding warrants. 481 00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:42,922 Ah, ya fuckin' knob. 482 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,390 Shut the fuck up, ya zubs! 483 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,439 Sharon, answer the bloody phone! 484 00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:54,479 I'm in here dealing with my life at the moment! 485 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,603 You fuckin' answer it! 486 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:59,401 Reg, you answer it. 487 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,119 - Hello? - Hello? 488 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,205 - Hello? - Hello? 489 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,416 - Hello? - Hello? 490 00:27:14,006 --> 00:27:15,496 Whaddya want?! 491 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:22,053 What, ya monger? 492 00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:25,264 - Give it here and get out! Shit! - Eughh! 493 00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:26,303 Hello? 494 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:30,644 If this is DOCS, Shazza Jones can't come to the phone at the moment 495 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:35,233 and she's not responsible for her kids burning or breaking anything. 496 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:40,025 Sharon? It's me, love. Your mum. 497 00:27:40,032 --> 00:27:41,272 What? 498 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:45,152 Listen, love. I don't think I've got too much time left. 499 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:49,953 So I wanna see you face to face so I can explain things to you. 500 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,450 I... I can't talk right now. 501 00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:02,342 Hey, slow down. I'm rooted. 502 00:28:02,346 --> 00:28:04,587 We walked two whole streets for fuckin' nothing! 503 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,966 Listen, man, on my brain, I just remembered... 504 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:10,138 You know that cafe down near the train station? 505 00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:11,636 We'll knock it off. 506 00:28:11,647 --> 00:28:14,480 So, Kev, me and you, we'll go check it out, make sure it's cool. 507 00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:15,939 You get some masks. 508 00:28:15,943 --> 00:28:17,808 Hey, then you're gonna get your money. 509 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,869 What is this, mate? These masks are shit. 510 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,660 What, are you gonna go in the Maori Mardi Gras with this thing? 511 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:34,500 Fuckin' Tyrannosaurus Dickhead over here. 512 00:28:34,503 --> 00:28:36,459 Do I look like a poof to you, bro? 513 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,884 What are you doin', man? 514 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,344 What the hell? 515 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,839 How's that, mate? 516 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:49,556 What's that s'posed to be, a mask? 517 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,391 Bro, you gotta put some eye holes in it! 518 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:53,761 That fuckin' thing! This is fuckin' stupid, mate! 519 00:28:53,814 --> 00:28:56,897 You can't even see off it! Come on, man! 520 00:28:58,152 --> 00:29:00,518 You know what? I'm just gonna do it myself, mate. 521 00:29:00,529 --> 00:29:02,394 Just text me if the coppers come. 522 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:06,070 I just ran out of credit, man. Have youse got credit? 523 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,237 Nuh. 524 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,701 Mind that. 525 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,506 Hey, is that Franky's ex? 526 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,592 - Cheree? - Yeah, bro. 527 00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:29,680 One thing about Sunnyvale is those last few days before cheue day. 528 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,471 You know, that's when people really get desperate for money. 529 00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:35,515 Hey, hey, hey! What about friends of the Frankily? 530 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:36,979 What do you want, mate?! 531 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,974 Fuckin' not now, bro. Franky's in there. 532 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:42,603 Junior and Cheree have been chasing Franky's child support for ages. 533 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:45,776 Dazza and Kev, they had to get those two idiots away from the cafe. 534 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,739 'Cause they were causing such a stink, 535 00:29:47,743 --> 00:29:49,859 they were going to blow it all for Franky. 536 00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,360 Don't push me! 537 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,034 - Tell me where Frankily is? - What the fuck's a Frankily? 538 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:57,078 You know exactly where he is. He always fuckin' hangs out with you. 539 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:59,077 - Get outta here, mate! And you! - Yeah! 540 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,124 Get outta here! Go make some more grey babies! 541 00:30:01,173 --> 00:30:02,879 Oh, that's not funny. 542 00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:05,920 Junior! There's Franky! And he's got money! 543 00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:06,917 Frankily! 544 00:30:06,929 --> 00:30:09,090 What's this bullshit, man? 545 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,222 Hey, give me that money for the child support! 546 00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:12,715 Piss off, dickhead mate! 547 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,308 Proceeds of crime do not count 548 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,769 as legitimate income for child support, dickhead! 549 00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:19,388 It's your baby! You put the sperm on the stomach! 550 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,607 We only had a sixty-niner, mate! 551 00:30:24,488 --> 00:30:26,149 Junior! 552 00:30:29,618 --> 00:30:30,778 Franky! 553 00:30:30,786 --> 00:30:33,118 Hey, Bubbles! Muli! 554 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,908 Help me! Help me! 555 00:30:34,915 --> 00:30:36,496 - Uh! - Get off him, Franky! 556 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:40,288 Junior, I got it! 557 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,161 Cops! Cops! 558 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,629 Cops! Cops! 559 00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:45,213 It's police, man! 560 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:46,715 Run! Come on, everybody! 561 00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:53,930 Oh, cops, cops, cops, cops. 562 00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:00,771 Mate, how did we lose the money, mate? 563 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,231 There's, like, three of us. 564 00:31:02,234 --> 00:31:05,146 Mate, I lost two fuckin' good thongs on the bitch! I had a go! 565 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:07,236 How much was it, bro? 566 00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:08,979 What, you think I had time to count it? 567 00:31:08,991 --> 00:31:11,573 Man, I done a lot of robberies in my time, 568 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:13,075 but I swear to God, 569 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,866 that whole thing in there, that was just freaky, mate. 570 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:25,413 So, like, I go in there, right, and nobody notices me. 571 00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:28,006 Why? 'Cause they're all, like, playing on their phones. 572 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:29,875 Like, it's like I'm invisible. 573 00:31:55,996 --> 00:31:57,952 Man, I don't know. 574 00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,869 I'm just putting the whole thing down in my 'freaky shit' files. 575 00:32:00,876 --> 00:32:02,491 And I don't mean to be a prick, Dazza, 576 00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:05,461 but, man, my thongs are killing me from this stooging around. 577 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:06,954 Like, I need a rest now, mate. 578 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,833 Yeah, bro, and after that punch-on, I'm thirsty as. 579 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:11,630 This is like work! 580 00:32:11,637 --> 00:32:13,798 Fuck Shazza and her fuckin' money! 581 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:15,296 I need a cone! 582 00:32:18,644 --> 00:32:20,305 - Hey, Big Wheels. - Hey, Dazza. 583 00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:22,223 - You wanna buy some pot? - Fuck, yeah. 584 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,096 I got no money, but. Can I get it on credit? 585 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,689 - No, no credit, mate. - Fuck! 586 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,648 A lot of people say a lot of stuff about Sunnyvale, 587 00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:31,941 like it's like a shit sandwich at a picnic. 588 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,439 That's rubbish. 589 00:32:34,618 --> 00:32:36,904 Tell ya one thing, but. It's never boring. 590 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:39,953 I got her number. 591 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,447 Yeah, last Friday. 592 00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:56,925 Hallelujah, baby! Whoo-hoo! 593 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,800 Oi! Oi, Shaz? 594 00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:02,642 Hey, I don't mind if you sleep, 595 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,807 but watch where you drop your cigarette, right? 596 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,893 Ya nearly set Neddy on fire, darl. 597 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,233 You and I need to have a talk, Darren. 598 00:33:10,779 --> 00:33:13,111 Oh, poo, he stinks! You take him. 599 00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:14,605 You're fuckin' useless! 600 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:19,486 Look, Daz, I need you to listen to me for a second, alright? 601 00:33:19,538 --> 00:33:23,281 Now, I haven't asked you for nothin' since we've been together, eh? 602 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:27,077 But me mum, she's real fuckin' sick and I need to go visit her, right? 603 00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:28,543 She lives in Ayers Rock. 604 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,674 Can't ya just Skype her, like, on the computer? 605 00:33:33,677 --> 00:33:37,545 No, I can't just fuckin' Skype her! I wanna go see her! 606 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,386 Shazza, stop hassling me, right?! 607 00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:44,726 You're making me feel like a nut twisted up inside a pair of budgies! 608 00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:47,267 Hey! Will you two shut the fuck up?! 609 00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:49,060 Get fucked! 610 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:51,650 We can't shoot up with all that fuckin' noise out there! 611 00:33:51,695 --> 00:33:53,151 Up your arse, mate! 612 00:33:53,155 --> 00:33:55,441 - And up your arse too, bitch! - Fuck you! 613 00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:57,314 I can't hear the TV! 614 00:34:01,747 --> 00:34:04,033 Dazza, ya bogan unit. Get in here, man. 615 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,032 Out! You boys jump in the boot. 616 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,908 Make some room for your Uncle Dazza. 617 00:34:14,885 --> 00:34:17,797 - Nice wheels, Franky. - You like the paint, man? 618 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:20,888 I just knocked this off. I've done it all myself, mate. 619 00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:22,631 Pimped my own ride. 620 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:26,515 Dazza, you're like gettin' me depressed lookin' at ya. 621 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,683 - What's wrong? - Shazza's doin' my head in. 622 00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,898 She wants us to take this big fuckin' trip, right? 623 00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:34,359 I don't know why her fuckin' slut of a mum can't just drive her arse down here. 624 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,820 - Where's her mum live? - Near fuckin' Ayers Rock! 625 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:37,813 Ohh! 626 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,316 How the fuck am I gonna get me and Shaz up to Ayers Rock? 627 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,906 Ayers Rock, it's nothin' but a big rock. 628 00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:45,996 It's fuckin' boring. 629 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,332 Hey, Crystal? Wanna give me a pash? 630 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,836 Franky, look out! 631 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,421 Ahhh! 632 00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:04,014 Coppers, mate! 633 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,225 Hey, hey, watch this! Watch this! 634 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,347 Hey! Hey, hey, mate! 635 00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:13,064 Are you alright? 636 00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:15,855 Well, then, you'd better cop a thong, you dickhead! 637 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:19,442 Get the other one. Get the other one! 638 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:23,818 Suck on that, poof! 639 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,120 Go, go, go, go! 640 00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:33,164 Hey, kids, stay in the boot! I'll come back for ya later! 641 00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:37,672 All units! 642 00:35:37,676 --> 00:35:39,166 All Sunnyvale units. 643 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,510 Officers down! Officers down! 644 00:35:41,513 --> 00:35:44,676 Oh, fuck! Useless bastards. They always do this. 645 00:35:45,934 --> 00:35:48,141 Uh, Sunnyvale 4 radio, that's a negative. 646 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:50,807 We've just been handed a brown paper bag. 647 00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:53,476 We are assessing its contents. Over. 648 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,725 I like that one. 649 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,062 What are you staring at my chips for? 650 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,905 I'm not staring at your chips. 651 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,945 No, you are. You are. 652 00:36:03,952 --> 00:36:06,443 I'm just seeing if you were gonna finish 'em this time. 653 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,113 No, no, no. You stare at my fuckin' chips every time. 654 00:36:09,124 --> 00:36:10,614 You do it every fuckin' time. 655 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,459 Yeah, because you never finish your chips, Garry. Every time. 656 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,373 - I fuckin' do. - Garry, you never do. 657 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,622 - That's why I don't order chips. - You want chips? 658 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:21,000 - Are you gonna finish 'em or not? - Here! Have some fuckin' chips! 659 00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:22,501 Why would you do that, Garry? 660 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,504 Hope you're happy now! 661 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:29,300 Hey, how about that cop? He copped a thong in the face, mate! 662 00:36:29,311 --> 00:36:31,893 You know what it was? It was like Grand Thonged Auto. 663 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:37,475 Hey, Dazza, you gotta be cheered up now, man. That was mad. 664 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:40,319 No, even the pot's not working, man. 665 00:36:40,322 --> 00:36:42,404 What about if I get Kazza to, like, you know, 666 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,273 flash these stripper tits, man? 667 00:36:44,284 --> 00:36:45,820 Would that cheer you up? 668 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:49,070 Of course I wanna see 'em. But I need fuckin' money, mate. 669 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,663 Look, man, you know, I do have a scam we could try. 670 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,909 That fat bloke down the road, he's done it, and he got a mad payout. 671 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,376 What is it? 672 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,587 Franky knew this bloke Jim. 673 00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:02,583 Well, let's just say, Jim's a bit of a big bloke. 674 00:37:02,594 --> 00:37:05,586 Anyway, he sort of fell through the floor of his house. 675 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,805 So Jim sued the Housing Commission. 676 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:12,973 The big bugger got a huge payout, and now he's all cashed up. 677 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:17,690 So Franky thought maybe with Beryl's help, they could make some money too. 678 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,900 No bloody way! Ahh! 679 00:37:19,903 --> 00:37:22,189 Argghh...! 680 00:37:22,197 --> 00:37:23,186 Ahh! 681 00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:24,688 Again! 682 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,532 Drop! 683 00:37:31,623 --> 00:37:33,113 - Drop! - Ohh! 684 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,624 That's e-bloody-nuff! 685 00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:39,290 I'm already on the disability! I don't wanna really be bloody disabled! 686 00:37:39,339 --> 00:37:41,079 - One more, one more. - No! 687 00:37:42,801 --> 00:37:44,632 - Drop! - Ahhh! 688 00:37:45,637 --> 00:37:47,127 - It's not working! - One minute. 689 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,637 I wanna check. 690 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,716 Look, it's a concrete slab. 691 00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:55,344 She's heavy as, but she's not going through. 692 00:37:55,355 --> 00:37:57,095 Oh, good one, Mum! 693 00:37:57,107 --> 00:38:00,645 Look, Daz! I know youse are tryin' your hardest 694 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:03,481 but I've gotta tell you, you are fuckin' useless! 695 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:05,104 Alright! I know, OK?! 696 00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:07,401 I blame me dad because he wrecked me confidence 697 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,783 and was always putting fuckin' pressure on me! 698 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,324 Fuck! 699 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:16,199 Darren, you are a complete and utter fucking idiot. 700 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:18,417 You are a bloody loser. 701 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:20,160 You are a disgrace to me. 702 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,705 Dazza, you are a fucking wombat. 703 00:38:22,716 --> 00:38:24,547 You are a liability. 704 00:38:24,551 --> 00:38:27,759 You are a fuckin' drongo, aren't ya? 705 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,378 You are a fuckin' wombat. 706 00:38:29,389 --> 00:38:32,426 - What are ya? - A fuckin' wombat. 707 00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:34,675 Why can't you all leave me alone?! 708 00:38:34,686 --> 00:38:36,472 What sort of wombat are you? 709 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,766 Hairy-nosed wombat. 710 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,522 Go away! 711 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,312 Sad sack. Wombat. 712 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:44,275 Fuckin' idiot. 713 00:38:44,279 --> 00:38:46,770 - Can I have a cuddle? - You want a cuddle, do ya? 714 00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:49,739 OK. 715 00:38:51,453 --> 00:38:54,115 - You feel better now, do ya, son? - Yes, Dad. 716 00:38:54,122 --> 00:38:57,535 He was such a prick, and he fucked up my whole life, Shaz! 717 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:11,257 - Oh, gidday, Uncle Baz. - Gidday, Shazza. 718 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,552 Now, if you're really desperate in Sunnyvale, 719 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,926 and you got no-one else to sort out your dramas, 720 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,685 you go and see the bikies. 721 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,678 Yeah. 722 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,477 For the right price, they can organise just about anything. 723 00:39:23,485 --> 00:39:28,400 Well, Shazza Jones. What can I do for you? 724 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,820 Look, mate, you know we done business together before? 725 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:35,115 I just need to make some money so I can go visit me mum. 726 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,784 Shazza, you know I'd like to help ya. 727 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:40,783 And I do not want to sound like an arsehole. 728 00:39:40,794 --> 00:39:43,376 But we already tried you out for the strip club. 729 00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:58,717 What do we have to do to get a tip off you tight-arses, eh? 730 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,095 Dazza may think you're a cougar, 731 00:40:01,106 --> 00:40:05,475 but I can't put an old Holden in with a bunch of new Ferraris. 732 00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:08,147 Yeah, but you know you can rely on me, eh. 733 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:11,397 I did that whole thing for you in Bali with the boogie board, 734 00:40:11,408 --> 00:40:14,775 and I didn't fuck it up like Dazza's stupid cousin Schapelle did. 735 00:40:14,786 --> 00:40:16,367 - Did I? - Arggh! 736 00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:18,282 Oh, fuck off, ya ugg boot. 737 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,406 Ya fuckin' dirty skank! 738 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:23,534 Hey, Johno! Settle. This is business. 739 00:40:23,545 --> 00:40:25,627 Tank, take him outside. 740 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,121 Polish me Harley. 741 00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:29,248 But I fuckin' polished it yesterday! 742 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:31,625 Oh, fuck off me! Fuck off! 743 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,095 Come here, Shaz. 744 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:38,223 Tell me what you need. Maybe I can help ya. 745 00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:43,061 Now, Shazza told Angry she needed to go up to Ayers Rock to see her mum. 746 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,807 I reckon Shazza should've bought a lotto ticket, 747 00:40:45,859 --> 00:40:48,020 'cause it was her lucky day. 748 00:40:49,279 --> 00:40:52,897 Right, here's the keys to the van. 749 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,864 This is a fuel card. 750 00:40:54,868 --> 00:40:56,824 It's only good for fuel. 751 00:40:56,828 --> 00:40:59,365 So, you make the drop, you can go and see your mum. 752 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,865 And then you bring the van back. 753 00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:05,242 Do not fuck this up. 754 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,751 Arggh! 755 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,460 Oi, Dazza! 756 00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:17,759 Get up, ya bloody gronk. We're goin' on a road trip. 757 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:20,800 Kev! 758 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:24,269 They took the kids, you stupid arsehole! They took 'em! 759 00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:26,729 They took our babies! You bastard! 760 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,189 Kev, what's going on, mate? 761 00:41:28,193 --> 00:41:31,526 Fuckin' DOCS took the kids, bro. 'Cause they burnt down the school again. 762 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,486 Fuck you, Kevin! It's your fuckin' fault! 763 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:35,947 No wait! This could work out real good, right? 764 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,441 Youse won't need child care, 765 00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:39,693 'cause me and Shazza, we're doin' a road trip. 766 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,991 - You guys wanna come? - Yeah. 767 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,739 Oh, fuck yeah! 768 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,411 Hey, Mum! 769 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,660 We're goin' on a fuckin' road trip! 770 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,252 When are ya fuckin' comin' back? 771 00:41:49,297 --> 00:41:51,162 I don't fuckin' know! 772 00:41:51,216 --> 00:41:52,956 Well, fuck off then! 773 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:55,254 Ahhh! Ahhh! 774 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:57,173 Ahhhh! 775 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,974 - Ahh! Ahh! - Hello? 776 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,635 Franky! Franky! 777 00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:07,388 Dazza, bro, I'm having a threesome at the moment, man. 778 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,516 We're going to Ayers Rock, mate! We've got this mad campervan, mate. 779 00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:14,111 It's got TV, DVDs, got a shower and a dunny even. 780 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:15,604 - Franky... - Hey! 781 00:42:15,615 --> 00:42:18,322 - We've got a fridge full of free piss. - Free piss? 782 00:42:18,326 --> 00:42:20,442 So get your houso arse on the bus! Come on, mate! 783 00:42:20,495 --> 00:42:22,486 Why are we still talking on the phone, man? 784 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,163 Are you fuckin' serious, Franky? 785 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:30,786 I bludged me shift at the strip club for this root. 786 00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:33,163 Yeah, and I was finally gettin' me rhythm on. 787 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:35,587 None of us blew, so it's all equals, man. 788 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:38,757 Oh, we don't have all fuckin' day, Franky! Jesus! 789 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:40,629 We'll fuckin' finish each other off. 790 00:42:41,808 --> 00:42:44,015 Hey, wait a minute. 791 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:48,729 Hey! Did one of youse pull the tarp off the Corvette? 792 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:49,729 Nuh! 793 00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,391 I think someone's been stoogin' around with it. 794 00:42:54,404 --> 00:42:56,235 Where's the engine? 795 00:43:00,285 --> 00:43:01,741 Road trip, mate! 796 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,531 Spewin' about that engine, but. 797 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,697 Oh, hey, what the fuck are those fobs up to, bro? 798 00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:10,951 Hey! Hey! 799 00:43:10,962 --> 00:43:13,829 Hey, you coconuts! Is that my engine? 800 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,297 Hey, you didn't pay us the money for the child support, 801 00:43:16,301 --> 00:43:19,134 so we're selling your engine so we can go get some money. 802 00:43:19,137 --> 00:43:20,593 Ha, ha! 803 00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:22,633 Why is Donkey Kong in the nude? 804 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:25,508 He doesn't want to get his clothes dirty. 805 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:26,679 Stupid. 806 00:43:26,686 --> 00:43:28,426 Don't get oil on your dip stick! 807 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:31,521 I've just gotta steal another engine. Sucked in! 808 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,015 Stupid fobs, mate. 809 00:43:33,026 --> 00:43:36,894 Hey, this bed's mad. I'm gonna get up and have a go. 810 00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:39,567 Oi! Just get down, Franky. 811 00:43:39,574 --> 00:43:41,610 Franky, get down! 812 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:45,152 Oh, man! This is like full comfortable, man. 813 00:43:45,163 --> 00:43:47,370 - Just sit down in your seat, mate. - Take it easy. 814 00:43:47,415 --> 00:43:49,371 Why didn't youse tell me there was a bed? 815 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,617 I would have brought one of the chicks. 816 00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:53,619 So the bikies said all we have to do 817 00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:56,463 is drive the van up there and drive it back? 818 00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:59,833 Well, don't fuckin' argue. It means I get to see me mum. 819 00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,881 Anyway, they give us a fridge full of piss. 820 00:44:01,888 --> 00:44:03,799 What more do ya fuckin' want, eh? 821 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:06,048 Hey, what's this? 822 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:09,643 Whose is these bags? 823 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,733 Now, Shazza's being a bit of a sly bugger here. 824 00:44:17,779 --> 00:44:20,771 The bikies usually run naughty stuff up to the Territory 825 00:44:20,782 --> 00:44:22,773 in the back of this old couple's caravan. 826 00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:29,363 But the old biddies got busted the other week. 827 00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:33,993 Well, looks like opportunity was knocking for everyone involved. 828 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:37,121 Right, here's the keys to the van. 829 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:41,462 The bikies, they needed a driver, 830 00:44:41,469 --> 00:44:43,505 and Shazza needed a way to see her mum. 831 00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:53,721 Hey. Is all these, like, you know, drugs in these bags and the guns up there, 832 00:44:53,773 --> 00:44:55,729 are they like complimentary as well? 833 00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:57,857 Oi! Just put the shit back, would ya! 834 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,692 So these are not complimentary? 835 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,229 - What, you mean we're mules? - Did you make us mules? 836 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,980 - Hey? - Shazza, ya sly bitch. 837 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,482 Yeah, alright. 838 00:45:05,493 --> 00:45:08,075 So we're movin' shit for the bikies. 839 00:45:08,079 --> 00:45:10,195 If youse had come up with some more cash, 840 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,539 I wouldn't have had to bullshit ya, would I? 841 00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:14,373 You fuckin' lyin' slut, Shazza! 842 00:45:14,377 --> 00:45:17,244 I don't mind doin' the crime. I just wanna know I'm doin' it. 843 00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:19,496 Oh, shit, there's a booze bus comin' up! 844 00:45:22,093 --> 00:45:24,175 - Shit! - Quick, hide that shit, man! 845 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:28,638 Well, fuckin' hold this! I've got an idea on my brain. Let me drive. Move. 846 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,349 - Just take it. Just get in there. - Fuck! 847 00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:33,639 - Switch mate, switch. - Shit! 848 00:45:33,647 --> 00:45:38,607 Hey, hey, hey, look who it is. The K-Mart fuckin' thong slapper. 849 00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:40,566 Fuckin' Falzoni. 850 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:42,185 Let me handle it, man. 851 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:43,687 Stop there! 852 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,823 Stop fuckin' there! Stop here! 853 00:45:46,826 --> 00:45:48,441 Oh... oh, here? 854 00:45:48,453 --> 00:45:50,819 - Hey! - Fuck! 855 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:53,788 - Stop the fucking vehicle here! - Just one minute. I need a sip. 856 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,908 ...arrest you, Falzoni! 857 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,126 What the fuck are you doin'? Just fuckin' stop! 858 00:45:58,129 --> 00:46:00,996 - Stop the car, Falzoni! Here! - There? OK. 859 00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:03,373 Fuckin' stop! Stop here! 860 00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,341 - Relax, mate! - Get the fuck out! 861 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:08,712 - I'm comin'. - Get out the other fuckin' side now. 862 00:46:08,723 --> 00:46:11,214 You're probably wondering what Franky's up to. 863 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:15,094 Well, he may look stupid, but he's always got a plan. 864 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:17,972 Listen, meet me at the Macca's, like, near on the freeway. 865 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:20,565 I'll be there. Wait for me, alright? I'll be there. 866 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,979 Alright. Youse can arrest on me now. 867 00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:28,653 You're not getting away this time, you little shitbag! 868 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,150 Hey, look at this, mate! 869 00:46:30,161 --> 00:46:32,652 Franky wanted to create so much shit with the coppers 870 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,950 that they'd forget all about the van. 871 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,448 Tastes like bacon. 872 00:46:36,459 --> 00:46:38,575 Let's pepper-spray the prick! 873 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:42,875 Doesn't work! 'Cause of the sunnies, you dickheads! 874 00:46:42,882 --> 00:46:43,917 Fuck! 875 00:46:47,595 --> 00:46:49,460 Taser the little fuck! 876 00:47:05,363 --> 00:47:07,194 Sucked in! 877 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,948 The bourbon covered the electric effect, mate! 878 00:47:13,955 --> 00:47:15,866 Franky's plan worked like a charm. 879 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,081 The coppers went apeshit after him. 880 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:21,292 Oh, and the van full of naughty stuff got away scot-free. 881 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,372 Don't go over the fence! Cut him off at the park. 882 00:47:25,383 --> 00:47:27,089 I know what this little prick's like! 883 00:47:27,093 --> 00:47:31,052 # ROCK MUSIC 884 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:38,267 - He's gone there, Garry! - Yep. 885 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:58,329 Garry, I'm not jumping over another fence. Just fuckin' kick it in. 886 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,412 - Jump the fucking fence. - Just kick the fuckin' thing in, mate. 887 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:07,080 That's fuckin' him. 888 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:08,548 Hello. 889 00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:11,509 Hey. Hey, hey, it's a fuckin' burqa. 890 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:14,175 This case could go on forever if we get this fuckin' wrong. 891 00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:17,345 Remember what they taught us? Always be fuckin' sure. 892 00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:20,719 Hey, hey, hey. Look at the fuckin' thongs. 893 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,479 - Huh? - Look at those fuckin' bunions. 894 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:25,599 - It's him, Gaz. - Oh, it's him. 895 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,362 Piss off, dickhead! 896 00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:34,949 Argh! 897 00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:37,444 Come back here, Falzoni, ya little fucker! 898 00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:39,203 I can't fuckin' chase anymore! 899 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:41,163 Oh, for fuck's sake, try! 900 00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:44,079 I've got a massive stitch, or I'm havin' a fuckin' heart attack. 901 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,543 You know why? 902 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:48,710 It's because of all the fuckin' chips you stole off me, you fuckwit. 903 00:48:48,716 --> 00:48:50,206 Oh! 904 00:49:00,728 --> 00:49:02,639 This is the way it's gonna go, boys. 905 00:49:02,647 --> 00:49:04,808 You go in with a shottie - boom, boom. 906 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,314 You go in... 907 00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:14,861 You know, when that new batch hits Alice, we're rolling in money. 908 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:17,530 He went down like a sack of shit. 909 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:20,992 And I just fully started stomping, caving his head in. 910 00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:24,241 Caving his head in, the stupid fuck! 911 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:26,208 He doesn't even know who I am! 912 00:49:26,212 --> 00:49:28,248 Fuck you! Fuck you! 913 00:49:29,799 --> 00:49:31,585 Fuckin' training wheels. 914 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,209 Now after losing the booze bus cops, 915 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:37,804 Franky knew he'd only have to worry about the coppers on pushbikes. 916 00:49:37,807 --> 00:49:41,925 Argh! Some arsehole stole my fuckin' bike! 917 00:49:41,936 --> 00:49:46,020 Yeah, and with Johno's bike, he thought he could outrun them easy. 918 00:49:46,024 --> 00:49:50,267 But what Franky didn't know was that the Sunnyvale Area Command 919 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:53,270 had allocated a couple of new vehicles to the block. 920 00:49:53,281 --> 00:49:55,772 Yep, brand-new spanking bikes. 921 00:49:55,783 --> 00:49:58,069 Pull over! Pull over! 922 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,091 Go round! Cut him off! 923 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:28,187 Fuck off! 924 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,477 Sucked in, mate! 925 00:50:31,861 --> 00:50:34,147 - Falzoni! - Run, boys! 926 00:50:34,155 --> 00:50:35,941 Pull over! 927 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:39,774 Falzoni! 928 00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:42,823 # HIP-HOP 929 00:50:55,843 --> 00:50:58,630 What the fuck happened to me bike? 930 00:51:02,475 --> 00:51:03,965 Mobile Two, 931 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:07,845 Falzoni's heading down towards Ramsey Street on a blue chopper. 932 00:51:07,855 --> 00:51:09,470 Intercept! 933 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:27,576 - Pull over! - Pick up! 934 00:51:31,212 --> 00:51:32,952 Franky. 935 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:34,420 Crystal, put Kazza on! 936 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,837 Here, it's Franky for you. 937 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,553 - Yeah, Franky? - I need ya to do something for me. 938 00:51:45,810 --> 00:51:47,846 I'm comin' now! 939 00:51:49,188 --> 00:51:51,224 Do it now! 940 00:51:51,232 --> 00:51:54,065 Now! Now! 941 00:51:54,068 --> 00:51:56,650 Do it now! Now! 942 00:52:13,379 --> 00:52:15,119 Argh! 943 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:22,294 That would have to be at least 12 demerit points, dickhead. 944 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:25,217 These two coppers have been on pushbikes for years, 945 00:52:25,224 --> 00:52:29,388 and the very first day they get road bikes, they wrote one off completely 946 00:52:29,395 --> 00:52:31,761 and the junkies stripped the other one for parts. 947 00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:35,181 - Yeah, suck this, copper! - Fuck! 948 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,276 Hand in your badges now. 949 00:52:38,279 --> 00:52:42,568 Well, those two got fired and they had to work as security guards 950 00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:43,902 somewhere in the bush. 951 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,076 Hey! 952 00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:54,333 Stupid bikies, mate, sucked in! Dickheads, mate. Dickheads. 953 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:05,799 Go, Kevin! 954 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:07,513 Have a go, Nessa! 955 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:11,135 I've never done it in a campervan before. Fuck, it's romantic! 956 00:53:11,145 --> 00:53:15,639 Hey, don't distract me with sex noises. I'm a bit pissed and the road's blurry. 957 00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,231 It's hard to concentrate, mate. 958 00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,725 I'll be really quiet, eh? 959 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,734 I was talkin' to them, yeah? 960 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,441 Fuckin' black magic, Kevin! 961 00:53:22,448 --> 00:53:24,689 Goin' for another Baby Bonus, are youse? 962 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,737 Fuck yeah! Oh, yes! 963 00:53:26,744 --> 00:53:28,530 Hey, hold this for a second. 964 00:53:28,579 --> 00:53:32,913 You have to do the GPS, man, 'cause my hand's busy with the bottle. 965 00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:34,748 I love computers. 966 00:53:34,752 --> 00:53:38,210 Me mum said she only lives about 20 minutes away from the Rock, eh? 967 00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:40,079 Oh, right. 968 00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:42,419 - I fuckin' love this campervan, Kevin! - Whoo! 969 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:46,340 I put Ayers Rock in. It just says go straight for three hours. 970 00:53:46,347 --> 00:53:48,963 Three hours? That doesn't sound right, babe. 971 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,761 It's what the computer says. 972 00:53:50,768 --> 00:53:54,101 Thanks for makin' me look like a dickhead in front of me mates again! 973 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:57,142 Fuckin' relax! I was just askin', ya sook. 974 00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:59,141 No need to be such a bitch about it! 975 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:02,064 To be fair, man, you can be a bit of a sook, you know. 976 00:54:02,071 --> 00:54:03,777 You do it! 977 00:54:03,781 --> 00:54:05,646 Oh yeah, Kevin! 978 00:54:06,868 --> 00:54:08,859 I've never done it in a campervan, Kevin! 979 00:54:21,924 --> 00:54:23,880 It's not very impressive, eh? 980 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:29,380 Oh! Isn't it amazing? It's so spiritual, hey? 981 00:54:29,390 --> 00:54:33,850 Look mate, I hate to tease you in front of your friends, but that's not it. 982 00:54:33,895 --> 00:54:35,180 You're a fuckin' dickhead. 983 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:39,056 Oh, well what is it then, the Taj Mahal, huh, from China? 984 00:54:39,066 --> 00:54:41,728 Look, man. It's a servo. 985 00:54:46,949 --> 00:54:49,941 - Err! - See, it's hollow, isn't it? 986 00:54:49,952 --> 00:54:52,534 Hollow like your fuckin' head! 987 00:54:52,538 --> 00:54:56,872 So after a little bit of confusion, they were on their way. 988 00:54:56,876 --> 00:55:01,040 But in true Sunnyvale style, all the temptations on the way 989 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:03,163 were very hard to resist. 990 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,673 Hey, let's all go to Nimbin! 991 00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:11,930 Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! Nimbin! 992 00:55:11,974 --> 00:55:14,260 Nimbin! Nimbin! 993 00:55:21,609 --> 00:55:25,477 Hey, hey, let's go to Ned Kelly's grave! 994 00:55:32,036 --> 00:55:33,901 Neddy! 995 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:41,118 Oh, Ned! You're a legend! 996 00:55:41,128 --> 00:55:42,959 Shazza! 997 00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:47,173 I gotta go see Bon Scott's grave. 998 00:55:47,176 --> 00:55:48,712 Now! 999 00:56:03,442 --> 00:56:05,979 Oh, they detoured bloody everywhere, 1000 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,228 but finally they made it to Alice Springs. 1001 00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,777 Now, all they had to do was drop off the bikies' gear 1002 00:56:11,784 --> 00:56:14,275 and it was time to see Shazza's mum. 1003 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:21,998 Hi! 1004 00:56:22,003 --> 00:56:24,369 Oi! Hello! 1005 00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:27,963 Hey, there's a note. 1006 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:32,961 It says, like, um, 'Sorry for the inconveni... venience. 1007 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:35,634 We are busy burying someone. 1008 00:56:35,641 --> 00:56:39,008 Be back later. The bickies. ' 1009 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:40,510 Bikies. Bikies. 1010 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:45,561 I love you, Kevin. 1011 00:56:48,779 --> 00:56:52,192 Fuck, all that shit with the bikies has given me a fuckin' headache. 1012 00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:54,064 Give us a fuckin' smoke. 1013 00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:58,615 - That's me last fuckin' one! - Oh, fuckin' pull ya head in, dickhead. 1014 00:56:59,832 --> 00:57:02,869 Blah! 1015 00:57:29,987 --> 00:57:32,945 Who the fuck's that? 1016 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:35,486 Mum, is that you? 1017 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:37,905 It's me, Sharon! 1018 00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:41,746 Oh, come right in, love. I'm out the back in the bedroom. 1019 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:44,741 Say hi to your mum for me, alright? We're gonna watch the van. 1020 00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:47,459 Yeah, you weren't invited anyway, ya dickhead. 1021 00:57:47,463 --> 00:57:49,124 Carn, Ness. 1022 00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:06,725 Is that you, Sharon? 1023 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,982 Yes, Mum. It's me. 1024 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:11,476 Oh! 1025 00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:15,271 Um, hi, I'm Vanessa, Shazza's mate. 1026 00:58:15,282 --> 00:58:18,991 I've got a great arse, don't ya think? 1027 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:22,612 Would ya fuck off, Nessa? Jesus! 1028 00:58:22,623 --> 00:58:27,333 Well, I'll just go watch TV. Hope you got fuckin' Foxtel! 1029 00:58:31,882 --> 00:58:33,668 Thanks for coming, love. 1030 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,507 Yeah, what's wrong with you, anyway? 1031 00:58:35,511 --> 00:58:41,507 Well, the doctors reckon it's the fags, but they're fuckin' liars anyway. 1032 00:58:44,603 --> 00:58:49,814 - You haven't got one, have ya, love? - Oh, um, nah, sorry. 1033 00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,808 I just smoked me last one, eh? 1034 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,691 Oh, fuck me! Look at all these animals! 1035 00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:01,818 It's like Noah's Park. Have a look! 1036 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,371 Which one's got the biggest dick? 1037 00:59:10,379 --> 00:59:13,917 The kiwi. Oh! Nah. 1038 00:59:15,509 --> 00:59:19,593 Camels, mate. They look similar to the Assassins, them. Look at 'em. 1039 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:22,054 It does look like Abdul. You gotta admit it, mate. 1040 00:59:24,643 --> 00:59:26,508 You know what I hate? 1041 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,101 - I hate kangaroos, man. - What?! 1042 00:59:28,105 --> 00:59:30,767 They think they're good. They're on everything. 1043 00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:33,023 They're on like underpants of Olympic swimmers, 1044 00:59:33,027 --> 00:59:35,689 they're like on like coins and notes and this and that. 1045 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,854 They're just wankers of the animal world. 1046 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:40,151 They're like heroes, man! Like Ned Kelly. 1047 00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,697 Shazza, I got you here to apologise 1048 00:59:43,704 --> 00:59:46,821 to you, love, for leaving you when you were three. 1049 00:59:46,832 --> 00:59:50,074 Yeah, well, it was pretty fuckin' fucked in the face of ya. 1050 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:51,917 It wasn't my fault. 1051 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,788 Your dad had gambling debts coming out of his arse. 1052 00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:57,882 Oh, blame Dad. He was always there for us. 1053 00:59:57,885 --> 01:00:02,299 It wasn't my fault! I had to create 18 fuckin' false identities 1054 01:00:02,306 --> 01:00:04,046 to pay off his debts. 1055 01:00:04,058 --> 01:00:06,049 Are you fuckin' serious? 1056 01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,972 The cops were after me. I had to piss off. 1057 01:00:08,979 --> 01:00:13,939 Shit, Mum! Why didn't you say something before? 1058 01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:15,979 Can ya forgive me? 1059 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:21,906 Um, is it just me, or is there, like, no fuckin' TV in here? 1060 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:24,616 How can you live without a fuckin' TV? 1061 01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:26,986 Don't know why youse are standing over there, mate. 1062 01:00:26,997 --> 01:00:29,238 - It stinks from them animals. - Yeah, alright. 1063 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,582 Hey, Kev, give us your phone. 1064 01:00:31,585 --> 01:00:33,792 - I want to show Franky that app we got. - Oh, yeah! 1065 01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:36,287 - Check this out, man. It's a pussy. - What do you mean? 1066 01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:39,958 Look at it, man. Get your finger and rub the pussy and it's gonna come. 1067 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,085 - On the screen? - On the screen, man. Look, rub. 1068 01:00:44,348 --> 01:00:46,384 - It's like a chick. - Keep goin', keep goin'. 1069 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:49,179 What, I go quicker? I get it now! You do this and then... 1070 01:00:49,186 --> 01:00:50,722 I see. 1071 01:00:50,729 --> 01:00:52,890 Hey, look at that! 1072 01:00:55,359 --> 01:00:57,475 Dickhead, mate! 1073 01:00:57,486 --> 01:00:59,602 It's fucked on it. Here, take it. 1074 01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:01,111 - What? - Not my fault! 1075 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,947 Hey! Mmm. 1076 01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:06,658 Watch me give these animals the shits, fully. 1077 01:01:10,082 --> 01:01:12,118 Skippy, ya big poof, come here, mate. 1078 01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:13,912 - Go, Franky! - Oh! 1079 01:01:13,919 --> 01:01:15,625 Watch this. 1080 01:01:15,629 --> 01:01:17,039 - Go, Skippy! - Yeah! 1081 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:22,083 Catch him! Catch him! Dive on his tail! 1082 01:01:22,094 --> 01:01:24,961 We're so similar, you and me. 1083 01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:27,304 Fuckin' rortin' Centrelink 1084 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:31,642 and fuckin' fucked up de factos and you love ya smokes. 1085 01:01:31,645 --> 01:01:33,385 Do ya bong on, Mum? 1086 01:01:33,397 --> 01:01:39,393 Not now, but back in the days, I loved a bucket bong. 1087 01:01:39,403 --> 01:01:42,145 Mum! 1088 01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:43,692 Ah, excuse me. 1089 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:45,857 You know ya got nothin' in ya fuckin' fridge? 1090 01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:47,699 - Go, Franky! - Yeah, go, Franky! 1091 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,318 Who am I, mate? 1092 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,945 Who am I, ya big poof? 1093 01:01:50,956 --> 01:01:52,742 Franky's being an emu too! 1094 01:01:54,543 --> 01:01:56,158 I can't tell the difference! 1095 01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:58,752 - Watch out he doesn't peck ya! - Come on! 1096 01:01:58,756 --> 01:02:01,839 - Oh, he's cheesin' him up! - I'll get ripped up. 1097 01:02:01,842 --> 01:02:04,208 - Hit it! Hit it! - You want a go? 1098 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:06,586 - You want a go, bird?! - Smash him! 1099 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,462 I swear, I hate these animals, man. 1100 01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:11,056 He's got a big bum, like my missus. 1101 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,346 You're right, Kev! 1102 01:02:13,354 --> 01:02:15,561 The emu's arse is the same as your missus! 1103 01:02:17,149 --> 01:02:19,481 It's piss-boring in there, eh? 1104 01:02:19,485 --> 01:02:21,476 Well, get your big arse down here, woman! 1105 01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:24,103 Franky's doin' some funny shit! 1106 01:02:24,114 --> 01:02:27,948 Should I go in? Alright, I'll go in. 1107 01:02:29,870 --> 01:02:33,283 Hey, I thought ya said ya didn't have smokes, ya bitch. 1108 01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:36,703 Oh, come on, Mum. It was me third-last one. 1109 01:02:38,212 --> 01:02:43,047 Oi! Would youse fuckin' shut up?! I'm tryin' to talk to me fuckin' mum! 1110 01:02:46,428 --> 01:02:48,009 Pecked me on the dick! 1111 01:02:48,055 --> 01:02:50,171 You bastard! 1112 01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:51,718 It pecked him on the pecker! 1113 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,936 You have it, Mum. 1114 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:03,105 Shazza, I'm fuckin' proud of you. You turned out real good. 1115 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,727 Thanks, Mum. 1116 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:07,192 Give it a lick, mate! Give it a lick! That'll fix it! 1117 01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:09,815 Oh, now him too! 1118 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:11,488 Let me film it. Let me film it. 1119 01:03:11,495 --> 01:03:14,862 Shaz, do me a favour. 1120 01:03:14,873 --> 01:03:19,537 When I'm gone, take me ashes up on top of Ayers Rock 1121 01:03:19,545 --> 01:03:22,912 and scatter 'em all over the place. 1122 01:03:22,923 --> 01:03:25,130 I promise, Mum. 1123 01:03:25,175 --> 01:03:27,166 You're a good girl, Shaz. 1124 01:03:30,347 --> 01:03:33,555 Mum! Mum, are you alright? 1125 01:03:40,816 --> 01:03:42,397 Oi! 1126 01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:47,111 Oi! Me mum just fuckin' died! 1127 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:58,322 Oh, yes, Kevin! Give it to me! 1128 01:03:58,334 --> 01:03:59,995 Hey, Franky! 1129 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,744 That was a top idea selling the fuel to pay for the cremation. 1130 01:04:02,755 --> 01:04:06,714 I am amazed at the ideas that come on my brain, Dazza. 1131 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,293 Oh, the cheeky buggers. 1132 01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:13,637 They used the bikies' fuel card to fill up that drum with petrol. 1133 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,383 Then they drove a half a kay up the road and started undercutting the servo. 1134 01:04:18,937 --> 01:04:21,474 Oh, man! They made a fair bit of money. 1135 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:23,473 Would have made more if it was high octane. 1136 01:04:23,484 --> 01:04:26,692 Yeah, I wish youse would have got a bit more cash, but. 1137 01:04:26,737 --> 01:04:30,195 I feel fuckin' povo puttin' Mum's ashes in her old ugg boot. 1138 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:34,568 - It's all good, babe. Sheepskin. - Oh, shut ya fuckin' trap! 1139 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,781 That's fuckin' 100% Australian wool. 1140 01:05:02,147 --> 01:05:03,637 Whoo! 1141 01:05:11,990 --> 01:05:15,983 Excuse me, mate, is this the road to the real Ayers Rock, or what? 1142 01:05:15,994 --> 01:05:18,280 Yes, this is the road to the real Ayers Rock. 1143 01:05:18,288 --> 01:05:21,200 $25 entry fee per person. 1144 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,871 What? You're not gonna tell us we have to pay to get in here, are ya? 1145 01:05:24,878 --> 01:05:27,039 25 bucks? Bro, what have you got in there? 1146 01:05:27,047 --> 01:05:29,288 Waterslides and, like, you know, rides and shit? 1147 01:05:29,299 --> 01:05:31,540 What about if we got our pension cards? 1148 01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:34,464 Not even 1,000 pension cards will get you in. 1149 01:05:34,471 --> 01:05:39,135 Simply pay, or disappear out of my life once and for all. 1150 01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:41,429 Mate, how dare you try and block us 1151 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:43,803 like this is fuckin' Facebook or some shit?! 1152 01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:46,681 We got a right to see that rock, ya fuckin' cockhead. 1153 01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:49,183 Same as we got a right to celebrate the Anzacs 1154 01:05:49,194 --> 01:05:51,310 for floggin' the Chinese back in the day. 1155 01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:52,356 # FANFARE 1156 01:05:52,364 --> 01:05:53,979 We're Aussies, mate. 1157 01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:57,449 Ya gotta let us in, ya fuckin' four-eyed knob jockey. 1158 01:05:57,453 --> 01:06:01,412 We have those fees so that fuckin' four-eyed knob jockeys like me 1159 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:04,999 can keep bogans like you from coming in here and wrecking the place. 1160 01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,334 So buzz off. 1161 01:06:07,379 --> 01:06:11,497 Now, people in Sunnyvale might be lazy and they might be bludgers. 1162 01:06:11,508 --> 01:06:15,842 But one thing about us - we're not used to takin' no for an answer. 1163 01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:18,633 You don't wanna give us permission? Stuff ya, then. 1164 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,255 We'll just break in. 1165 01:06:20,267 --> 01:06:23,304 Mate, that wasn't even a challenge. 1166 01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:26,429 There was no barbed wire fence, no security cameras. 1167 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,896 Pfft! 1168 01:06:34,114 --> 01:06:35,900 Look at this. 1169 01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:39,028 Is that a UFO, man? 1170 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,991 - What? - Where'd it go? 1171 01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:46,081 You're fuckin' seein' things, bro. Let's go. 1172 01:06:46,084 --> 01:06:49,076 Vamoose 1173 01:07:09,858 --> 01:07:12,019 We're not seriously climbing that? 1174 01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:15,519 It was me mum's dyin' wish. Fuckin' come on. 1175 01:07:16,573 --> 01:07:19,861 No, fuck this, bro. Do I look like a forklift to you? 1176 01:07:19,868 --> 01:07:22,200 I don't want to carry this shit all the way up there. 1177 01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:24,661 Why don't we just do the barbecue over here? 1178 01:07:24,665 --> 01:07:27,828 It can be the tribute to death to the mother barbecue. 1179 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,218 # HEAVY METAL 1180 01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:12,376 Chemical 1181 01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:41,483 I love you. I love you a lot. 1182 01:08:41,491 --> 01:08:43,607 Kylie! 1183 01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:48,495 If you can hear me up there, I fully miss you! 1184 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:50,952 Kylie! 1185 01:09:06,892 --> 01:09:11,386 That's it, boys. Give 'em an Ularoot, Housos style. That's it. 1186 01:09:11,396 --> 01:09:13,387 Hey, hey, Franky! Check this out! 1187 01:09:13,398 --> 01:09:15,480 Where's the clown who wouldn't let us in now? 1188 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:16,940 I wish he could see youse! 1189 01:09:16,943 --> 01:09:18,934 Fancy that dickhead sayin' they're tryin' 1190 01:09:18,945 --> 01:09:21,106 to keep people like us outta here. 1191 01:09:21,114 --> 01:09:22,604 What's wrong with us? 1192 01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:24,698 Hey, Dazza! 1193 01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:26,191 What the fuck are you doing? 1194 01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:29,240 Hey, I'm gonna go for a climb. I'll be back later. Hectic! 1195 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:33,206 Oh, give me Ayers Rock style, mate! 1196 01:09:37,297 --> 01:09:40,255 It's All Good 1197 01:09:59,277 --> 01:10:02,815 Hey, Shaz, do ya reckon I'd get wasted if I snorted your mum's ashes? 1198 01:10:04,074 --> 01:10:06,656 You are deadset fucked in the face, aren't ya? 1199 01:10:09,663 --> 01:10:12,075 Did you invite them to the orgy? 1200 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,995 Sometimes your luck can go from good to bad 1201 01:10:16,002 --> 01:10:18,994 in the time it takes to fill out your Centrelink forms. 1202 01:10:19,005 --> 01:10:20,916 Look who it is. 1203 01:10:20,924 --> 01:10:22,664 That's the two coppers who got fired, 1204 01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:25,839 and I think it's fair to say they're still pretty shitty. 1205 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:27,427 Fuckin' housos. 1206 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:39,606 Ha. It's not one of my best ones, 1207 01:10:39,609 --> 01:10:42,146 but, I swear, who would have thought tagging Ayers Rock 1208 01:10:42,154 --> 01:10:44,110 would be easier than tagging a train? 1209 01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:47,652 Sunnyvale for life, Australia! 1210 01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:49,942 Yeah! 1211 01:10:49,953 --> 01:10:54,242 Don't Go Getting Caught 1212 01:11:17,647 --> 01:11:21,686 In breaking news, the former Mayor of Sunnyvale, Simon Abbott, 1213 01:11:21,735 --> 01:11:23,976 has been elected into the Federal Parliament. 1214 01:11:23,987 --> 01:11:27,104 As the new Federal Minister for National Monuments, 1215 01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:31,199 I would just like to say that places like the Sydney Harbour Bridge 1216 01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:34,411 and the Opera House, in fact, all our national monuments, 1217 01:11:34,414 --> 01:11:37,827 will be protected vigorously by my ministry. 1218 01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,415 Thank you. 1219 01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:41,705 In national news, four people have been arrested 1220 01:11:41,713 --> 01:11:44,045 for breaking into Uluru National Park. 1221 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:48,338 Unconfirmed reports claim they started fires and had an orgy. 1222 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:50,882 - Bloody hell! - That's Mum! 1223 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,472 Whoo! Yeah! 1224 01:11:59,356 --> 01:12:02,314 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1225 01:12:02,317 --> 01:12:06,310 Apparently the group made a barbecue, had sex, took drugs 1226 01:12:06,321 --> 01:12:10,860 and then defaced the rock by covering this section in graffiti. 1227 01:12:10,867 --> 01:12:15,281 Yeah! Go, Sunnyvale! Go, Sunnyvale! Yeah! 1228 01:12:15,288 --> 01:12:18,200 Shut up, you idiots! 1229 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:22,668 Can't you see in the background - the coppers have got our campervan. 1230 01:12:27,467 --> 01:12:29,674 That's bloody disgusting! 1231 01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:31,384 Bloody outrageous! 1232 01:12:31,388 --> 01:12:34,130 The group are not from the Northern Territory, 1233 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:37,382 but from the notorious housing estate known as The Block, 1234 01:12:37,394 --> 01:12:39,760 in Sunnyvale, New South Wales. 1235 01:12:39,771 --> 01:12:42,888 What's your reaction to this arrest? 1236 01:12:42,899 --> 01:12:45,265 You guys, like, film everything and that, eh, 1237 01:12:45,277 --> 01:12:48,565 and then like f... - it up on TV and make us look like we're f... - ed, eh? 1238 01:12:48,613 --> 01:12:50,820 - We're not f... - ed. - Yeah, we're not f... - ed. 1239 01:12:50,824 --> 01:12:53,816 - It's just a rock. - Yeah, but, I mean... 1240 01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:55,738 I'm standing on a rock now. 1241 01:12:55,745 --> 01:12:58,202 - Have a look. - Yeah, but it's not Ayers Rock. 1242 01:12:58,206 --> 01:13:00,037 What's your response to that? 1243 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:05,707 Oh, what's your response to these is a bit more like it, don't ya think? 1244 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:07,670 Simon, get in here! 1245 01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:09,380 Senator. 1246 01:13:09,384 --> 01:13:12,547 I hated those scumbags when I was Mayor of Sunnyvale. 1247 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:16,467 How dare they desecrate one of our great national objects? 1248 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:22,311 Simon, I want to be kept informed of all the details regarding this case. 1249 01:13:30,196 --> 01:13:32,027 What do you reckon happened to Franky? 1250 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:34,273 Oh, I don't know. Maybe a dingo ate him. 1251 01:13:34,284 --> 01:13:36,366 Shut the fuck up! 1252 01:13:36,369 --> 01:13:38,405 The judge is about to talk. 1253 01:13:38,413 --> 01:13:40,995 Miss Jones. 1254 01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:43,285 Mr Smith. 1255 01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:46,251 Mr... Takamatu? 1256 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:49,038 And Miss Talawahoo. 1257 01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:52,416 Have you got anything to say before I pass sentence? 1258 01:13:52,427 --> 01:13:53,917 Yeah. 1259 01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:56,045 Listen, Judge, matey, I do, alright? 1260 01:13:56,056 --> 01:14:00,174 All I was tryin' to do was sprinkle me mum's ashes 1261 01:14:00,185 --> 01:14:03,894 what are in that ugg boot right there on top of the rock. 1262 01:14:03,939 --> 01:14:08,808 Now, can you tell me, as an Australian, how can that possibly be illegal? 1263 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,316 You tell him, Sharon! 1264 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,311 Yeah, and, mate, it's un-Australian 1265 01:14:12,322 --> 01:14:16,611 for you to tell us that, on our own rock, we can't have a barbecue. 1266 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,950 It's a bloody Aussie tradition, mate. 1267 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:21,195 - Fuckin' tell him, Shaz! - Yeah. 1268 01:14:21,206 --> 01:14:23,788 Now, I don't know much about the Northern Territory, 1269 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:26,829 but I heard youse aren't no soft cocks, eh? 1270 01:14:26,836 --> 01:14:30,294 And anyway, even if what we done was illegal, 1271 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:33,707 as a true-blue Aussie, it wasn't wrong, mate. 1272 01:14:33,718 --> 01:14:36,425 Especially here in the Territory. 1273 01:14:36,429 --> 01:14:40,388 This place is the piss-sinking capital of Australia, 1274 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:44,556 and I, for one, fuckin' love it! 1275 01:14:49,484 --> 01:14:53,693 Miss Jones, you know, you're bloody right. 1276 01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:57,481 In this part of Australia, we still love a beer and a barbie. 1277 01:14:57,492 --> 01:14:59,824 And the occasional bong. 1278 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:02,410 Oh, what a cone-head! 1279 01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:04,821 I'm gonna let youse off with a warnin'. 1280 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,789 Case dismissed. 1281 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,749 Bailiff, give 'em all a beer on the way out. 1282 01:15:08,753 --> 01:15:10,209 Oh, yeah, bro! 1283 01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:13,376 So it's cool to sprinkle me mum's ashes on the Rock, eh? 1284 01:15:13,383 --> 01:15:15,749 Don't push your luck, darlin'. 1285 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:22,426 Freedom! 1286 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,595 Oh, it was a close call, that's for sure. 1287 01:15:26,771 --> 01:15:28,557 Bloody outrageous! 1288 01:15:31,067 --> 01:15:33,399 So Shazza got her mum's ashes back. 1289 01:15:33,403 --> 01:15:35,234 Oh, and how lucky's this? 1290 01:15:35,238 --> 01:15:39,402 They got the camper back, too, without the coppers even searchin' it. 1291 01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,664 There's Franky, bro. 1292 01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:50,249 Oh-ho! 1293 01:15:50,295 --> 01:15:53,378 Franky, bro! 1294 01:16:02,432 --> 01:16:04,764 What the fuck's with the gear, Franky? 1295 01:16:04,768 --> 01:16:06,224 What have you been up to, eh? 1296 01:16:06,227 --> 01:16:08,843 What happened to ya? You've been gone ages, mate. 1297 01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:10,595 Listen, I've gone through some shit. 1298 01:16:10,607 --> 01:16:12,643 And I do not want to talk about it, please. 1299 01:16:12,650 --> 01:16:15,483 - You rob a Cash Converters, matey? - I said don't ask! 1300 01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:18,069 Bro, you tryin' to start up the Anzacs again, eh? 1301 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:20,655 Why are you wearin' a seaweed salad on your head, mate? 1302 01:16:20,658 --> 01:16:23,775 - You got hair like Nessa, eh? - 'Eh, eh. ' Fuckin' funny. 1303 01:16:23,787 --> 01:16:27,200 Oh, bro, Call of Duty called - they want all their shit back. 1304 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:30,495 Yeah, New Zealand called, man they want their sheep back. 1305 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:32,743 Without skidmarks on the arse. 1306 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:35,211 Could we just piss off now, please? 1307 01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:55,391 Angry, just got off the phone to the Alice chapter. 1308 01:16:55,401 --> 01:16:57,733 The stuff's arrived, mate. 1309 01:16:57,779 --> 01:17:00,942 Well... thank fuck for that. 1310 01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:05,943 Make a note - we don't use fuckin' housos again. 1311 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,534 What's the go with Franky, mate? 1312 01:17:14,712 --> 01:17:18,296 Franky! Don't you wanna dump that and get in here? 1313 01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:22,008 Dazza, mate, just, like, give me my space, bro. 1314 01:17:22,053 --> 01:17:24,169 What the fuck happened out in the bush, mate? 1315 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:27,798 I'm dealing with some issues. Just fuck off. 1316 01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:34,263 What the fuck's up Franky's arse? 1317 01:17:34,274 --> 01:17:38,062 Oi, Daz. Come sit down here with me, bub. 1318 01:17:38,069 --> 01:17:40,185 You know something, babe? 1319 01:17:40,196 --> 01:17:44,314 Even after all this shit we went through, it all turned out OK. 1320 01:17:44,325 --> 01:17:46,862 Mum'll just have to come live with us now. 1321 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,701 You're so good, Shaz. 1322 01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:51,822 I really love you, even when you're being a bitch. 1323 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,074 I fuckin' love you too, Dazza. 1324 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:19,141 Now, when they got back home, everything sort of went back to normal. 1325 01:18:19,152 --> 01:18:21,313 Well, for a little while. 1326 01:18:22,405 --> 01:18:25,647 Kevin, I saw you staring at the chick's arse on the TV! 1327 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,190 Arghhh! 1328 01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:28,908 Oh, you bitch! 1329 01:18:40,131 --> 01:18:41,667 Where's the kids? 1330 01:18:41,674 --> 01:18:44,165 I dunno. They're round here somewhere. 1331 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:46,710 I can't hear the television! 1332 01:18:46,721 --> 01:18:49,633 God, it was bloody better when you'd all pissed off! 1333 01:18:59,234 --> 01:19:01,896 What the fuck are you doin' in there? Get out. 1334 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:05,066 I found one, Shaz. But no booze or smokes. 1335 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,405 You know that cupboard's for potatoes. 1336 01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:10,445 Get outta there before you hurt yourself, idiot! 1337 01:19:10,453 --> 01:19:13,490 Tonight on A Current Affairs, the Minister for National Monuments 1338 01:19:13,539 --> 01:19:15,200 talks to us exclusively. 1339 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,119 Minister, good evening. 1340 01:19:17,126 --> 01:19:18,582 Hello, John. 1341 01:19:18,586 --> 01:19:20,577 Oh, not this fuckin' cockface! 1342 01:19:20,588 --> 01:19:22,670 Today you've announced a Federal crackdown 1343 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:25,040 on people who disgrace national monuments. 1344 01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:26,916 Would you care to elaborate? 1345 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:29,385 Yes. As we saw recently, there has been a wave 1346 01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:33,132 of what I would call anti-Australian behaviour in the community. 1347 01:19:33,142 --> 01:19:36,976 Myself and the Prime Minister agree it has to be stopped. 1348 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,516 Shit, eh? 1349 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:43,100 Hey, Shazza! There's a million cops out on the street! 1350 01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,443 Some stupid mongrel's about to get caned! 1351 01:19:45,446 --> 01:19:48,438 # HIP-HOP 1352 01:19:50,702 --> 01:19:53,535 So what's the government's response, Minister? 1353 01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:55,911 I've decided to use new Federal laws 1354 01:19:55,915 --> 01:20:01,160 to rearrest the maggots who showed total disrespect to Uluru last week. 1355 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:05,956 And I believe this is happening as we speak. 1356 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:10,256 Yes. These scum-bums have to pay for their hideous crimes. 1357 01:20:10,263 --> 01:20:12,675 Especially the graffiti. 1358 01:20:14,142 --> 01:20:16,258 Shut up, shut up, shut up. I can hear cops. 1359 01:20:38,541 --> 01:20:39,747 Where's the sidecar? 1360 01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:46,543 Well, Tank... not a bad little machine. 1361 01:20:46,549 --> 01:20:49,461 Yeah, what goes around comes around, mate. 1362 01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:52,927 # HEAVY METAL 1363 01:21:08,863 --> 01:21:10,979 They've just charged me with graffiti. 1364 01:21:10,990 --> 01:21:13,572 How did they even know I was there? Who's dogged me, man? 1365 01:21:13,576 --> 01:21:15,191 Was it one of youse? 1366 01:21:15,203 --> 01:21:17,990 Franky, you can be such a tool. 1367 01:21:17,997 --> 01:21:20,488 Your ex-girlfriend Cheree dobbed you in. 1368 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,536 She saw your graffiti on the TV. 1369 01:21:22,543 --> 01:21:26,161 Crime Stoppers? Yep, I want to dob in Franky Falzoni. 1370 01:21:26,172 --> 01:21:28,128 Yeah, I saw some shit on TV. 1371 01:21:28,132 --> 01:21:30,464 He's me ex-de facto and, definitely, he done it. 1372 01:21:30,468 --> 01:21:33,005 Well, let that be a lesson to all of youse. 1373 01:21:33,012 --> 01:21:36,504 Pay your child support to ya missus, no matter how many kids ya got. 1374 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:40,054 I pay it to my missus, and I haven't even got kids. 1375 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,596 - Senator. - Prime Minister. 1376 01:21:44,607 --> 01:21:48,976 I saw the interview on A Current Affair. Great work. 1377 01:21:48,986 --> 01:21:52,524 Our approval rating is up five points today. 1378 01:21:52,573 --> 01:21:54,029 Thank you. 1379 01:21:54,033 --> 01:21:58,777 Hopefully, we can discourage bogans from defacing our great national monuments. 1380 01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:03,953 Any popular policy is a policy I fully support. 1381 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,541 Good-o. 1382 01:22:05,545 --> 01:22:08,207 Now, having the coppers after you is one thing. 1383 01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:10,872 But having the whole bloody Federal Government after you 1384 01:22:10,883 --> 01:22:12,589 is a different thing altogether. 1385 01:22:12,593 --> 01:22:14,709 You know you're up the creek without a paddle. 1386 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,553 Look, youse are all shittin' your pants for nothin', I swear. 1387 01:22:17,557 --> 01:22:20,094 I've, like, fully 'organasised' all the legal shit. 1388 01:22:20,101 --> 01:22:23,184 Yeah, well why don't you tell us what the big fuckin' plan is, then? 1389 01:22:23,187 --> 01:22:25,929 If I tell ya, it's gonna jinx the whole thing, alright? 1390 01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:30,274 So just, like, trust me. We got a mad legal defence coming. 1391 01:22:41,038 --> 01:22:44,121 Sorry I'm late. I was outside havin' a smoke. 1392 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:48,243 Do you realise how far I have to walk because you can't smoke in here? 1393 01:22:48,254 --> 01:22:50,336 It's a fuckin' mission, mate. 1394 01:22:50,339 --> 01:22:52,125 Franky, ya gotta be fuckin' kidding. 1395 01:22:52,133 --> 01:22:54,795 This fuckin' tic-tac better not be our lawyer. 1396 01:22:54,802 --> 01:22:59,216 Oi! Ya wanna be a smart-arse, I'll go home right now, ya slut! 1397 01:22:59,223 --> 01:23:01,509 Chillax, chillax, will youse? 1398 01:23:01,517 --> 01:23:02,802 Pause. 1399 01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:04,846 Just trust me, alright? Trust me. 1400 01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:07,262 What are you thinkin', Franky, with this Tiny Teddy? 1401 01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:08,888 He's not even a lawyer, mate. 1402 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:12,688 Hey, he's small size. That means we're gonna get mad sympathy. 1403 01:23:12,737 --> 01:23:14,602 Them judges are all political correct. 1404 01:23:14,655 --> 01:23:17,237 He's not gonna go against the disabled - a real one. 1405 01:23:17,241 --> 01:23:18,822 What are you lookin' at? 1406 01:23:18,826 --> 01:23:21,488 It's an acquittal for sure, mate. 1407 01:23:21,537 --> 01:23:24,950 Alright, alright. Let's begin proceedings. 1408 01:23:24,957 --> 01:23:26,697 I should like to start... 1409 01:23:28,044 --> 01:23:29,875 What-what are you doing? 1410 01:23:29,879 --> 01:23:32,211 What, no smoking? 1411 01:23:32,256 --> 01:23:35,498 And now you're gonna tell me I can't drink? 1412 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,922 What else are you gonna fuckin' throw at me? 1413 01:23:37,929 --> 01:23:39,669 You are not allowed to... 1414 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,966 Don't you fuckin' talk down to me, mate. 1415 01:23:41,974 --> 01:23:43,680 I shall hold you in contempt. 1416 01:23:43,684 --> 01:23:46,551 Do you know who I am?! My brother's a bikie! 1417 01:23:46,562 --> 01:23:50,225 We'll find you and we'll rip your head off, ya muppet. 1418 01:23:50,233 --> 01:23:54,727 Ya dirty fuckin' maggots! Get ya fuckin' hands off me! 1419 01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:58,738 Get off me! Put me down! Do you even know who the fuck I am? 1420 01:23:59,909 --> 01:24:02,116 Would the accused take off his hat? 1421 01:24:02,119 --> 01:24:04,030 Hey, I know the rules, mate. 1422 01:24:04,038 --> 01:24:07,030 Your CCTV can see my face, so I don't need to take my hat off. 1423 01:24:07,041 --> 01:24:08,827 It's just like in a nightclub. 1424 01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:10,790 I told you to take off your hat. 1425 01:24:11,796 --> 01:24:16,916 Hey, how come he has to take off his hat and you get to wear your wig? 1426 01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:18,382 That's a mad point, mate. 1427 01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:20,422 Don't you try and touch that hat, dickheads. 1428 01:24:27,019 --> 01:24:29,260 - Simon. - Senator. 1429 01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:32,639 Good work using the ASIO CCTV. 1430 01:24:32,692 --> 01:24:34,273 This is gold. 1431 01:24:34,277 --> 01:24:36,563 My God. 1432 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,436 Can you believe that people like this 1433 01:24:38,447 --> 01:24:40,779 actually share the same air that we breathe? 1434 01:24:42,868 --> 01:24:46,531 Excuse me, bro. Um, I'm feeling a little nervous. Um... 1435 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,990 You, sir, are disgusting. 1436 01:24:54,755 --> 01:24:56,086 Oh! 1437 01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:58,422 There's a bit of Rotorua in that one! 1438 01:24:58,426 --> 01:25:02,965 Hey, Judge! You want me to rip one from my awesome arse? 1439 01:25:02,972 --> 01:25:04,553 No, please, put that away. 1440 01:25:04,557 --> 01:25:07,094 Fuckin' shut up about your arse. Fuck! 1441 01:25:07,101 --> 01:25:08,591 I'll catch it. 1442 01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:11,515 That, sir, is disgusting. 1443 01:25:11,522 --> 01:25:13,137 Have him out. Out! Out! 1444 01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:19,026 Well, that was a bit rude throwing me out like that. 1445 01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:22,238 We let them go all the time in New Zealand courts. 1446 01:25:22,241 --> 01:25:27,531 Hey, do youse reckon if I sip on this dwarf juice, I'm gonna grow small? 1447 01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:34,917 Now, you all might find yourselves very amusing, 1448 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:39,664 but you are facing very serious Federal charges. 1449 01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:43,922 Illegal drug use, 1450 01:25:43,929 --> 01:25:46,420 illegal sexual activity 1451 01:25:46,432 --> 01:25:50,175 and defacing a national monument. 1452 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:53,474 Matey, I'd like to sub myself in as lawyer, please. 1453 01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:56,018 Refer to me as 'Your Honour'. 1454 01:25:56,025 --> 01:25:58,266 Refer to me as 'Dazza with a big donger'. 1455 01:26:02,031 --> 01:26:03,942 Oh, don't be so rough! 1456 01:26:03,949 --> 01:26:08,067 It's what Ned Kelly would have done, and he's a national sacred object! 1457 01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:09,615 Go, Ned Kelly! 1458 01:26:09,622 --> 01:26:11,908 Alright. Enough is enough. 1459 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:17,707 I think it's time now that we brought in some proper legal aid for you all. 1460 01:26:17,713 --> 01:26:19,203 Oh, fuck that! 1461 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:21,627 The last legal aid I used gave me a rash. 1462 01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:24,091 That was a marital aid, ya dickhead. 1463 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:26,632 - What? - Fuckin' chatty dildo. 1464 01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:27,674 Der. 1465 01:26:29,058 --> 01:26:30,844 Ohh... 1466 01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:34,810 Take her out too. 1467 01:26:34,814 --> 01:26:37,977 Oh, ya fuckin' dirty dog! 1468 01:26:37,983 --> 01:26:40,065 Fuckin' dog! 1469 01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:42,355 Ohh! 1470 01:26:42,363 --> 01:26:44,570 Oh, that's fuckin' chatty, Kevin! 1471 01:26:44,573 --> 01:26:47,110 Fuckin' chair vibrated. 1472 01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:49,279 Wish I had Ned Kelly's helmet. 1473 01:26:50,579 --> 01:26:52,444 I wanna defend meself. 1474 01:26:52,498 --> 01:26:55,410 And me the same as her, 1475 01:26:55,459 --> 01:26:59,543 to sub myself in as the lawyer for me on my own, to talk. 1476 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:04,462 If you don't remove your hat, I shall have it removed by force. 1477 01:27:04,468 --> 01:27:07,335 You could try, mate. But, look, let's move on from that, mate. 1478 01:27:07,346 --> 01:27:08,927 What am I here for? 1479 01:27:08,931 --> 01:27:11,889 I'm in possession of my charges that I'm here to defend myself on, 1480 01:27:11,934 --> 01:27:14,300 so let's just get to that bit where I get into the thing 1481 01:27:14,311 --> 01:27:16,973 that's gonna, like, just get me off the hook and that and... 1482 01:27:16,981 --> 01:27:19,097 Oh, you sneaky prick! 1483 01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:22,441 I've just had a bloody corker of an idea. 1484 01:27:22,445 --> 01:27:25,187 Let's leak this footage to A Current Affair. 1485 01:27:25,197 --> 01:27:27,404 When the public see these dirtbags in court, 1486 01:27:27,408 --> 01:27:30,741 I'm sure we'll rack up a couple more approval points, hey? 1487 01:27:30,745 --> 01:27:32,281 That is perfect. 1488 01:27:32,288 --> 01:27:35,155 Look, I'll just organise it with the press secretary right now. 1489 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:37,498 Hey! Look, Judge, mate, 1490 01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:40,709 how about you let me have my say - my say - 1491 01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:43,170 then if I can't prove that I'm fully innocent, 1492 01:27:43,215 --> 01:27:44,955 I'll take off whatever you want, mate. 1493 01:27:44,967 --> 01:27:46,628 Hat, G-string, anything. 1494 01:27:46,635 --> 01:27:49,092 Yeah? Yeah, go. 1495 01:27:49,138 --> 01:27:51,003 You could use a hat, bro. 1496 01:27:51,056 --> 01:27:52,717 OK, your judgeness, 1497 01:27:52,725 --> 01:27:56,183 right now, I'm just gonna skip on to a story I need to tell ya, 1498 01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:58,303 and this is gonna get us off completely. 1499 01:27:58,314 --> 01:28:01,522 I'm warning you, I'm starting to lose my patience. 1500 01:28:01,525 --> 01:28:03,732 Just hold on a minute, will ya, and let me talk 1501 01:28:03,778 --> 01:28:05,939 'cause this bit's, like, full personal. 1502 01:28:05,946 --> 01:28:09,313 Like, what happened was they got busted by security, 1503 01:28:09,325 --> 01:28:12,783 and I was, like, wandering, like, alone like an idiot in the bush, 1504 01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:15,244 and these black guys, like, I found them. 1505 01:28:16,248 --> 01:28:17,954 You know what they told me? 1506 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,415 That, like, it's their rock, they own it. 1507 01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:23,578 But, hey, who's rippin' 'em off? Who's stoogin' 'em, mate? 1508 01:28:23,589 --> 01:28:24,874 The Government, mate. 1509 01:28:24,882 --> 01:28:28,716 The money that the Government's pinchin' off them on the door fee to get in, 1510 01:28:28,719 --> 01:28:31,176 it doesn't even go to them, mate, it goes to who knows. 1511 01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:32,795 That's a big rip-off, man. 1512 01:28:32,807 --> 01:28:34,798 Probably your wig tailor. 1513 01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:37,767 I've never owned a house. I've only been in public housing. 1514 01:28:37,770 --> 01:28:40,182 But I think that's a real fuckin' shit go, mate. 1515 01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:43,856 And then I've gone for a piss in the bush. 1516 01:28:43,859 --> 01:28:45,690 And, like, I got kinda lost at that point 1517 01:28:45,736 --> 01:28:48,569 'cause it was all dark and I'm wearin' sunnies most of the time. 1518 01:28:48,572 --> 01:28:51,234 It's a bit stupid, I know, but that's just how I roll. 1519 01:28:52,409 --> 01:28:56,823 In the middle of nowhere, man, there was this army base. 1520 01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:58,947 So I thought I could just, like, get in there 1521 01:28:58,958 --> 01:29:01,950 and just ask 'em to bludge a lift back to somewhere. 1522 01:29:01,961 --> 01:29:03,952 Um, any chance I could get a lift back to? 1523 01:29:03,963 --> 01:29:05,874 No, no, no, no! Take it easy! 1524 01:29:05,881 --> 01:29:07,417 And how's this, mate? 1525 01:29:07,424 --> 01:29:10,211 American soldiers busted me in this place. 1526 01:29:10,261 --> 01:29:13,924 They told me that the base was American land. 1527 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:15,842 I don't care what youse got to say. 1528 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:18,967 This is Australia, man. It's not American soil. 1529 01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:23,267 If ya keep on bullshitting me, I'm gonna lose it, mate! I'll thong ya. 1530 01:29:24,358 --> 01:29:25,848 Can ya believe this? 1531 01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:28,727 You know, on the one foot, they charge you, like, an arm and a leg 1532 01:29:28,779 --> 01:29:30,394 to go in to see a rock, 1533 01:29:30,406 --> 01:29:32,397 and on the other foot, the Government, 1534 01:29:32,408 --> 01:29:35,024 they're givin' away, like, our land from this country 1535 01:29:35,035 --> 01:29:37,151 to other countries for free! 1536 01:29:37,162 --> 01:29:39,744 You know, when I found out about this, I went off the hook. 1537 01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:44,537 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! 1538 01:29:44,545 --> 01:29:46,285 Oi, oi, oi! 1539 01:29:46,338 --> 01:29:50,001 # PUNK ROCK 1540 01:29:54,972 --> 01:29:57,179 I'm not scared of bullets, you poofs! 1541 01:29:57,182 --> 01:30:00,470 I come from a housing commission! I'm not scared of STls! 1542 01:30:12,114 --> 01:30:13,695 What's going on? 1543 01:30:13,699 --> 01:30:16,190 And I know this bit's gonna sound like bullshit, 1544 01:30:16,201 --> 01:30:19,910 but I swear on all the de facto kids that I lost to DOCS, it's true. 1545 01:30:26,962 --> 01:30:28,873 Oh, no! 1546 01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:30,963 Ughh! 1547 01:30:30,966 --> 01:30:33,332 Oh! 1548 01:30:47,524 --> 01:30:51,437 They done, like, you know, a few, like, sick probes on me and that. 1549 01:30:51,445 --> 01:30:53,982 'Cause you wear them fucking girlie shorts all the time. 1550 01:30:53,989 --> 01:30:55,945 What the fuck is wrong with these shorts? 1551 01:30:58,744 --> 01:31:00,951 Arrgh! 1552 01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:03,788 Ahh, my arse! 1553 01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:06,624 Fuckin' paranormal activity up my arse, mate. 1554 01:31:06,627 --> 01:31:08,208 Argh! 1555 01:31:15,844 --> 01:31:17,926 Oh... 1556 01:31:17,930 --> 01:31:21,639 Fuck, Franky, what fuckin' drugs were you and them Abos smokin'? 1557 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:25,009 That's full racist and, look, hey, if there was some drugs 1558 01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:27,727 that might have been taken at that thing, that's alleged. 1559 01:31:27,731 --> 01:31:29,562 - Mm... - You know? It's not bullshit. 1560 01:31:29,566 --> 01:31:34,401 I mean, 'cause I've got that motorbike and I got a pain on the arse. 1561 01:31:36,615 --> 01:31:38,571 I don't wanna know about your fuckin' arse. 1562 01:31:38,617 --> 01:31:41,905 And how is any of this relevant? 1563 01:31:41,912 --> 01:31:45,245 That shit should not happen to an Australian citizen, mate, 1564 01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:49,367 especially a disabled pensioner like me, as classed by Centrelink. 1565 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:51,835 I think you should just go for acquittal now. 1566 01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:54,376 You could even, like, erase a couple of fines for me, too. 1567 01:31:54,383 --> 01:31:55,919 That'd be mad. 1568 01:31:55,926 --> 01:31:57,757 All very interesting. 1569 01:31:58,804 --> 01:32:01,341 And now will you take your hat off? 1570 01:32:01,348 --> 01:32:05,387 After that whole story, he's still on about the fuckin' hat. 1571 01:32:05,394 --> 01:32:07,635 You know what? Cop a thong, dickhead! 1572 01:32:07,646 --> 01:32:11,059 Why couldn't ya just leave it?! Fuck! 1573 01:32:11,066 --> 01:32:14,399 Shh, shh, shh. 1574 01:32:15,779 --> 01:32:19,738 Hi. Is that the head editor of A Current Affair? 1575 01:32:19,742 --> 01:32:21,482 How would you like footage 1576 01:32:21,535 --> 01:32:24,948 of a bogan throwing a thong at a Supreme Court judge? 1577 01:32:29,334 --> 01:32:31,825 I'm surprised you lasted so long, Franky. 1578 01:32:31,837 --> 01:32:33,418 Thong the judge, did ya? 1579 01:32:33,422 --> 01:32:36,710 I missed his stupid wig by, like, only a bee's dick. 1580 01:32:38,635 --> 01:32:41,547 Can I talk now them other dickheads are gone? 1581 01:32:45,768 --> 01:32:48,384 Are we guilty of breakin' in? 1582 01:32:48,395 --> 01:32:52,604 Yes. Why? Well, 'cause we got no money, mate. 1583 01:32:52,608 --> 01:32:56,100 We got no money for fancy suits and nice places to live. 1584 01:32:56,111 --> 01:32:58,773 I can't send my kids to a good school. 1585 01:32:58,781 --> 01:33:02,239 I can't even bury my parents in a nice place. 1586 01:33:02,242 --> 01:33:06,611 And, yeah, we might get smashed and do stupid shit, 1587 01:33:06,622 --> 01:33:10,365 and, well, you can make your laws to stop us havin' fun, 1588 01:33:10,417 --> 01:33:14,160 but we're true-blue Aussies, mate, and we ain't backin' down to anyone. 1589 01:33:14,171 --> 01:33:17,288 Go, Shazza! 1590 01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:19,923 Shazza! Shazza! Shazza! 1591 01:33:19,927 --> 01:33:24,921 We're like all the good Aussie heroes - like the Anzacs in World War I I 1592 01:33:24,973 --> 01:33:28,215 and... and Phar Lap and fuckin' Brockie. 1593 01:33:28,227 --> 01:33:30,809 Shazza! Shazza! Shazza! 1594 01:33:30,813 --> 01:33:33,225 Anzacs in World War I I? 1595 01:33:33,232 --> 01:33:35,598 What a faux pas! 1596 01:33:35,609 --> 01:33:39,648 This is why I send my kids to private schools. 1597 01:33:39,655 --> 01:33:42,317 Sunnyvale for life, mother-fuckers! 1598 01:33:42,324 --> 01:33:44,155 - Yeahhh! - Fuckin' Sunnyvale! 1599 01:33:44,159 --> 01:33:49,825 So as a real representative of all true-blue Aussies livin' in Australia, 1600 01:33:49,832 --> 01:33:52,869 I got a message to give to you and your government. 1601 01:33:52,876 --> 01:33:55,242 Mm. 1602 01:33:55,295 --> 01:34:00,507 Go get fucked, you small-dicked knob-jockey fuckwit wanker! 1603 01:34:02,719 --> 01:34:04,584 I rest my case. 1604 01:34:04,596 --> 01:34:06,507 # Waltzing Matilda 1605 01:34:07,516 --> 01:34:12,180 I think I went a bit far calling the judge a fuckin' wanker, eh? 1606 01:34:12,187 --> 01:34:14,473 Ned Kelly'd be proud. 1607 01:34:14,481 --> 01:34:16,142 Yeah, fuckin' oath. 1608 01:34:17,693 --> 01:34:19,979 Well, the judge gave them all ten years each 1609 01:34:19,987 --> 01:34:22,603 under the new national monument laws. 1610 01:34:22,614 --> 01:34:24,855 Pretty steep if you ask me. 1611 01:34:24,867 --> 01:34:27,074 And if you bet on any of this coming good, 1612 01:34:27,077 --> 01:34:29,363 I tell ya, it'd be a long shot for sure, mate. 1613 01:34:29,371 --> 01:34:31,703 Yeah, the housos looked truly rooted. 1614 01:34:31,707 --> 01:34:33,868 But it's funny how things turned out. 1615 01:34:33,876 --> 01:34:38,370 That night, A Current Affairs did play the footage that the Senator leaked out. 1616 01:34:38,380 --> 01:34:41,793 Tonight on A Current Affairs, the government department 1617 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,836 that jailed these poor Aussie battlers 1618 01:34:43,844 --> 01:34:48,213 for trying to visit our nation's national symbol, Uluru. 1619 01:34:48,223 --> 01:34:51,386 What?! That's not the story we told them to show! 1620 01:34:51,393 --> 01:34:53,600 It seems that even tabloid TV 1621 01:34:53,604 --> 01:34:56,061 doesn't like the Government tellin' them what to do. 1622 01:34:56,064 --> 01:35:01,229 So, Beryl, the Federal Police have arrested your son and his de facto 1623 01:35:01,236 --> 01:35:02,942 for what exactly? 1624 01:35:02,946 --> 01:35:06,985 They were just trying to sprinkle Sharon's mum's ashes at Ayers Rock. 1625 01:35:06,992 --> 01:35:08,482 What's wrong with that? 1626 01:35:08,493 --> 01:35:13,237 If you ask me, there's just too many stupid bloody laws in this country. 1627 01:35:13,248 --> 01:35:16,786 Now, oh, it's almost like a bushfire around Australia - 1628 01:35:16,793 --> 01:35:20,081 thousands of people were outraged at the treatment of poor Shazza, 1629 01:35:20,088 --> 01:35:21,669 you know, and the others. 1630 01:35:21,673 --> 01:35:24,289 They rang the TV stations, they got on Facebook, 1631 01:35:24,301 --> 01:35:26,542 they even emailed the Prime Minister. 1632 01:35:26,553 --> 01:35:31,092 Senator, what the bloody hell did you do? 1633 01:35:31,099 --> 01:35:37,095 Our polls have dropped 85% and I've received over 60,000 emails. 1634 01:35:37,105 --> 01:35:38,845 This is a disaster. 1635 01:35:38,857 --> 01:35:40,597 Prime Minister, can I just say... 1636 01:35:40,609 --> 01:35:42,975 No. Do not say another word. 1637 01:35:42,986 --> 01:35:45,728 Get Shazza Jones and her mates out of jail 1638 01:35:45,781 --> 01:35:49,865 and make all of this drama go away. 1639 01:35:49,868 --> 01:35:52,530 Or I'm giving your seat to Peter Garrett. 1640 01:35:52,579 --> 01:35:55,446 Oh, you wouldn't read about it. Or you probably would. 1641 01:35:55,457 --> 01:35:57,322 The sentences were all cancelled, 1642 01:35:57,376 --> 01:35:59,458 DOCS gave all the kids back 1643 01:35:59,461 --> 01:36:03,204 and by the time they got home, there was a huge block party waiting for 'em. 1644 01:36:12,432 --> 01:36:14,593 I don't think his nappy's been changed. 1645 01:36:19,147 --> 01:36:21,058 If this was any other suburb in Australia, 1646 01:36:21,066 --> 01:36:23,478 this would have been one of the bestest nights ever. 1647 01:36:23,485 --> 01:36:24,975 But not here. 1648 01:36:24,987 --> 01:36:27,353 # I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1649 01:36:27,364 --> 01:36:29,821 # I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1650 01:36:29,825 --> 01:36:32,441 # I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1651 01:36:32,452 --> 01:36:35,159 # I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1652 01:36:35,163 --> 01:36:37,575 # I'm on the block, yeah I'm on the block, yeah 1653 01:36:37,582 --> 01:36:40,198 # I'm on the block and I just won't stop, yeah 1654 01:36:40,210 --> 01:36:41,825 # I'm on the block... # 1655 01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:47,168 Where is the money for the child of the support? 1656 01:36:47,175 --> 01:36:49,131 Big fuckin' hero on TV, 1657 01:36:49,136 --> 01:36:51,297 and you're too cheap to pay for your own kid! 1658 01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:54,297 Arghh! 1659 01:37:08,071 --> 01:37:09,982 What are we fighting each other for? 1660 01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:13,027 Let's fight the fuckin' pigs! 1661 01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:17,404 Alright, fellas, don't hold back on these fuckin' scumbags! 1662 01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:40,600 Well, that's it. 1663 01:37:40,604 --> 01:37:42,720 That's the whole bloody story in a nutshell. 1664 01:37:42,773 --> 01:37:45,640 I'm goin' in there for a few beers, couple of bets 1665 01:37:45,650 --> 01:37:48,437 and if I'm lucky, might even pick up a root. 1666 01:37:48,445 --> 01:37:50,060 I'll pick up a root for sure. 1667 01:37:50,072 --> 01:37:52,529 I can drink a few of the girls in the bar pretty. 1668 01:37:52,532 --> 01:37:54,773 Text me next time you're here in Sunnyvale. 1669 01:37:56,161 --> 01:37:58,368 # It's all good 1670 01:37:58,413 --> 01:38:00,745 # It's very good 1671 01:38:00,749 --> 01:38:02,660 # It's all good 1672 01:38:02,667 --> 01:38:05,659 # It's all good # It's very good, yes. 1673 01:38:05,670 --> 01:38:08,082 # It's all good 1674 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:10,126 # It's very good 1675 01:38:10,133 --> 01:38:11,589 # It's all good 1676 01:38:12,594 --> 01:38:14,084 # It's all good 1677 01:38:15,097 --> 01:38:17,338 # It's all good... # 1678 01:38:28,568 --> 01:38:30,604 I told ya we'd beat 'em, Shaz. 1679 01:38:30,612 --> 01:38:32,193 Yeah, it was pretty grouse 1680 01:38:32,197 --> 01:38:34,984 of that Senator cockface to let us come up here, eh? 1681 01:38:34,991 --> 01:38:38,654 Oh, it's a long bloody climb and the view's not even that good. 1682 01:38:38,662 --> 01:38:41,119 I'd rather be at home on the couch with a bong. 1683 01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,988 You carrying? 1684 01:38:47,587 --> 01:38:49,452 - Is she alright? - Yeah. 1685 01:38:49,464 --> 01:38:52,376 Alright, Mum. It's time to set you free. 1686 01:38:59,266 --> 01:39:04,556 Mum, goodbye... and I love you. 1687 01:39:07,899 --> 01:39:11,357 Oh! 1688 01:39:11,361 --> 01:39:16,401 I know she's your mum, Shaz, but, fuck, she's givin' me mad head spins! 1689 01:39:16,408 --> 01:39:20,000 You really are fucked in the face, aren't ya? 1690 01:39:28,900 --> 01:39:31,360 So, your reaction to her actually getting arrested, then? 1691 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,200 It's racist. 1692 01:39:35,188 --> 01:39:37,200 But you say it's racist, but then at the same time, 1693 01:39:37,202 --> 01:39:39,000 she seems to have had no respect 1694 01:39:39,200 --> 01:39:41,335 for the culture of the Aborigines. 1695 01:39:42,350 --> 01:39:43,000 I don't know, man. 1696 01:39:43,001 --> 01:39:44,472 You're hurting my head. You're hurting my head. 1697 01:39:44,474 --> 01:39:47,200 Who is this bloke? Who is he? Who does he think he is? 1698 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:51,800 We are angry because in the beginning we was expect the money 1699 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,820 for the child support, and I was... 1700 01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:55,850 I was ask for Frankily, like, 1701 01:39:57,500 --> 01:39:58,980 10,000 times for the money, 1702 01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:01,007 'cause of, you know, for the baby. 1703 01:40:01,655 --> 01:40:02,950 'Cause he put the sperm on the stomach 1704 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,850 so he's supposed to give the money in the bank, huh? 1705 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:08,200 I'm part of, like, the Sunnyvale Assassins, alright? 1706 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:09,300 The Sunnyvale Assassins? 1707 01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:11,650 Yeah, like, it says it right here. Like Sunnyvale... 1708 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,300 You've spelled it 'arse'. I'm not sure that you spelled that... 1709 01:40:15,302 --> 01:40:17,600 - What do you mean? - 'Arsass'... 1710 01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:19,200 'Assassins'... 1711 01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:20,950 Yeah, but it's spelt incorrectly. 1712 01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:21,600 - Is it? - Yeah. 1713 01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:22,600 Is it? 1714 01:40:23,455 --> 01:40:25,950 I told you, like, get a spellcheck, idiot. 1715 01:40:26,150 --> 01:40:28,650 Fuck I'm dumb, bro. What, I'm not educated. 1716 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,250 I'm due for, like, my three o'clock root. 1717 01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:32,800 Well, I don't know but... 1718 01:40:32,820 --> 01:40:35,420 You know, these tits don't touch themselves, you know? 1719 01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:38,650 - Um... no, they don't. - They don't. 1720 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,300 No. I mean... 1721 01:41:56,267 --> 01:41:58,540 # 'Cause we're housos, housos, housos 1722 01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:00,650 # Housos, housos, housos 1723 01:42:01,250 --> 01:42:03,188 # Housos, housos, housos. # 1724 01:42:04,050 --> 01:42:06,244 Neighbours? Getting to be good friends? 1725 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,355 Yeah, fuckin' come down to Sunnyvale, mate. 134804