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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,773 Dear Leah, 2 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,732 so today is three months since we broke up, 3 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:39,474 and it got me thinking. 4 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:43,391 Though what happened hurt, it's history to me now. 5 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,285 And I'm doing great, and I hope you are too. 6 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,698 All right. This should be it. 7 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,878 What in the world do you think you're doing? 8 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,880 What does it look like I'm doing? 9 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,684 Destroying every last ounce of your dignity 10 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,406 letter by letter. 11 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,277 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 12 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,453 Hey, I was just writing 13 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:03,952 a "hey, how you doing" note to Leah... that's it. 14 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,587 Yeah. And the point of that is... 15 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,739 Yeah, right, there is none. Have you suddenly forgotten 16 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,331 that she cheated on you with your best friend? 17 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,507 I thought you were my best friend. 18 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:13,788 Well, I am now, because I would never run off 19 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,727 with your wannabe actress ex-girlfriend 20 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,252 who sliced your heart into a thousand pieces 21 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,688 with an x-acto knife. 22 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:22,212 I've moved on. Why can't you? 23 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:30,307 So what's the noontime rating so far? 24 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,483 Lunch... solid eight. 25 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,399 Ladies... underwhelming four. 26 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,227 Don't you hate it when the sandwiches 27 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,639 are twice as good as the women? 28 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,404 Depends on how hungry I am. 29 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,500 Hands down... 30 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,372 Better than my sandwich. 31 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:55,767 Okay, I... 32 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,682 Have just seen my destiny. 33 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:00,337 All due respect, sport, 34 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,252 there's gonna be a line a mile long. 35 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,649 She just smiled at me. 36 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,623 I am a firm believer that nothing can keep you 37 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,694 from being the one that you're destined to be with. 38 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,482 So go after her. Chat her up. 39 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,503 Sweep her off her feet. Invite me to the wedding. 40 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,355 If I'm meant to meet her, it'll just happen. 41 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,009 It'll happen naturally, you know? 42 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,503 Yeah. Just like all the other fantastic women you've met, 43 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,448 you know, naturally. 44 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,624 Okay. Well, she's gonna be different. 45 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,501 Mom, look! That car's been to mystery site. 46 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,938 - See the bumper sticker? - Yeah. Look at that. 47 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,506 But... it doesn't have a question mark. 48 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,770 It just has these swirls like on a box of tide. 49 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,294 Well, that's very mysterious, huh? 50 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,343 Mom, do you think there are aliens at mystery site? 51 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,475 Or maybe dinosaurs. 52 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,478 Maybe the aliens brought the dinosaurs. 53 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,306 Maybe my dad's there too. 54 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,962 These are just trial ads. 55 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,592 We've got a budget, and if we nail it... 56 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,662 Nail this. We'll demolish this. 57 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,969 - More more pizza coupons. - Or focus groups. 58 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,539 Hey, ladies. 59 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:12,888 There's my destiny. 60 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,282 Okay, right this way. 61 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,741 You remember her? I told you I'd meet her again. 62 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,565 Yeah, but if you want to meet her, you know, 63 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,205 you have to actually meet her. 64 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,660 Here's your menu. Your server will be with you. 65 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,512 Did you see the way she smiled at me? 66 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,645 That was twice as big as the smile... 67 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,560 she probably stepped on a nail. 68 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,214 That meant something. That... 69 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,843 you get free tickets to all the games, 70 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,280 passes to all kinds of events and parties. 71 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,219 So far, it's been a pretty cool job. 72 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,047 You should take down my email address. 73 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,527 Ready? 74 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,400 It's "C" Andersen. One word. 75 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:51,274 @g1se.com. 76 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,667 What are you doing? 77 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,799 Okay. Let me read this back to you. 78 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,821 - Are you serious? - Canderson@g1se.Com? 79 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,803 Yeah. 80 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:02,503 And that's, that's Andersen with an e-n. 81 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,072 This... is what you call fate. 82 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,249 This doesn't even happen. 83 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,965 What are the odds? That meant something. 84 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,774 Somebody orchestrated this. 85 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,819 Why don't you just talk to her? 86 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,710 "My name is Ben. You're the girl of my dreams. 87 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,408 Would you like to spend the rest of your life with me?" 88 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,434 I think, "hi, I'm Ben," covers it. 89 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,957 This... 90 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,741 This right here's fate. 91 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,135 The top five reasons I'm your secret admirer. 92 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,443 Number five... Because it's 2:00 a.m., 93 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,053 the perfect time to do something 94 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,620 that scares you to death. 95 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,320 Hey. 96 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,060 Eat up, little man. 97 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:25,150 I wanna get to work early, okay? 98 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,675 And you're getting your usual today. 99 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:28,849 Good? 100 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,766 What's up? 101 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,681 Does my dad like peanut butter and jelly? 102 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,813 Well, who doesn't? 103 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,079 - Hey! - You do it. 104 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,691 - You! - Okay... Here you go. 105 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,562 Mom. Mom. 106 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:46,476 - What? - That's not cool. 107 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,522 Okay. 108 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:49,827 What is cool? 109 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,835 I love you too. 110 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:13,590 - Hey, Chloe. - Morning. 111 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,766 It's a late morning again. Is Jim in yet? 112 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,899 Yeah. I think he's... 113 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,423 the game starts at 9:00, Charley, not 9:15. 114 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,797 Yeah, i-I'm sorry, Jim. The freeway was a parking lot. 115 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,447 - There was an accident. - Actually, Jim, 116 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,299 the 405 was totally backed up this morning. 117 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,780 It took me 30 minutes just to get here from Doheny, so... 118 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,739 Well, I guess I gotta factor that in. 119 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,262 Just remember, ladies, 120 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,177 if all our players aren't in position, 121 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,961 the game ain't on. 122 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:40,095 Okay. 123 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,531 Thank you for that. 124 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,925 Jim's just a big softie. 125 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,667 Hey, how goes the training program? 126 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,408 Everybody's been really nice. 127 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,149 Jim says it's a total "springboard" into the majors. 128 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,673 So it's all cool. 129 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,762 Charley. Charley... 130 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,894 Where are the summer music jam reports? 131 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,388 They're on your desk in a folder 132 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,698 marked summer music jam reports. 133 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,163 Okay, cool. 134 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,731 And I fixed all your grammar and corrected your typos. 135 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,105 That's our little workhorse. 136 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,172 So... 137 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:17,567 Tell me about Chloe Andersen. 138 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,270 Val? Sorry that I'm late. 139 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,098 You look like you had a night. 140 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:30,101 No. A warning, actually. 141 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,886 Luke's officially a man. 142 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,864 He wouldn't let me kiss him good-bye at the school bus. 143 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,208 Oh, well, brace yourself, honey. 144 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,108 It's a long haul. 145 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,589 Yeah. 146 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,970 Top five reasons I'm your secret admirer. 147 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,322 Let me guess. 148 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,083 You bared your soul and emailed a mystery girl 149 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,805 and you got back a big, fat goose egg. 150 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,852 Okay, well, I sent the email last night, 151 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,307 and when I sent it, it was very late, so... 152 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,681 yeah, well, whatever. 153 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,255 If you don't hear back by lunchtime, 154 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:30,858 that goose egg is cooked. 155 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,643 Now, can we talk Argomont? 156 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,992 Yeah. 157 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,389 "Number four... 158 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:43,131 "Because I brush up against a thousand strangers a day, 159 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,133 "but it wasn't until I saw you 160 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,048 "that I realized I was alone. 161 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,530 "Number three... Because I see poetry in your soul. 162 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,444 "Number two... 163 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,143 "Because I see light in your eyes. 164 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,275 "And number one... 165 00:08:57,449 --> 00:09:00,322 Because you take my breath away." 166 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,238 Four things you should know about me. 167 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:08,243 Number one... I am not, nor have I ever been, a player. 168 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,376 Number two... I've never hooked up online. 169 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,207 Number three... I make a killer pesto sauce. 170 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:19,776 "Number four... I believe in true love." 171 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,910 Thanks for showing this to me. 172 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,931 Yeah, well, at first I wasn't gonna show anybody, 173 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,044 but... What do you think? 174 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,394 Well, I... 175 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,701 Think either he's the greatest guy in the world 176 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,181 or big trouble. 177 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,400 Yeah. Forget it. 178 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,751 I am not writing him back. 179 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,491 Did I say that? 180 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,426 Ladies, the Superla Fitness meeting has been pushed up. 181 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,409 And we've got changes. 182 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,150 And... 183 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283 What is that fragrance? 184 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,198 It's called "I'm your boss, I'm married, 185 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,692 "I'm old enough to be your mother, 186 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,331 and you're old enough to know better." 187 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,073 Now, how do they fit all that in the bottle? 188 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,736 Hey, Ryan, think fast! 189 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,178 Get that down! 190 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,352 Give me some, man! 191 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,268 What's up? Yo, baby. 192 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:21,838 Get me a coffee, light, two sugars. 193 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,101 Never mind. I'll get it myself. 194 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,324 Well, I guess we know he's not my secret admirer. 195 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,631 Yeah. But who is? 196 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,855 Those are gorgeous. 197 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,466 - Are they yours? - Someone just sent them. 198 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,599 No note or anything. It's probably a mistake. 199 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,123 Well, maybe you have a secret admirer. 200 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,297 Oh, my gosh. 201 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,257 That'd be so romantic! 202 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,585 And you wouldn't worry that they were weird or... 203 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,437 What? And ruin all the fun? 204 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,265 Game 1. 205 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,096 Yeah. Okay. 206 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:37,000 Do I know you? 207 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,888 Ha ha ha ha ha! 208 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,454 Ha ho! 209 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,283 Collin. It's her. It's her. 210 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,285 She wrote. She writes! 211 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,113 She has written me! 212 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,942 - No... way. - Yes, way. 213 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,398 - What'd she say? - I don't know, I didn't... 214 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,206 I didn't open it yet. 215 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,339 What are you waitin' for? Open it. 216 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:12,913 Okay, let's... let's... let's... 217 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,041 "Do I know you?" 218 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,304 That's it? 219 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,437 Well, what's wrong with that? 220 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,961 I mean, that... that's a... that's a very valid question. 221 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,137 It's not exactly bursting with enthusiasm. 222 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,399 Okay. But it's a start. 223 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,318 Tell me you're not already answering her. 224 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,930 That is exactly what I'm doing. 225 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,324 No, but I'm fascinated by you. 226 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,372 Isn't that a great place to start? 227 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,386 Now... the sooner she gets to know the real me, 228 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,417 the better. 229 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,792 "No, but I'm fascinated by you. 230 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,253 Isn't that a great place to start?" 231 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,816 "And five reasons why I am." 232 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,533 Listen to this, listen to this, listen to this. 233 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,560 "Number five... Because I've never had a secret admirer, 234 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,215 and I'm choosing to believe you're not a complete psycho." 235 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,826 Her first mistake. 236 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,610 She's irreverent. I love that. 237 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,744 "Number four... Because I could eat my body weight 238 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:39,443 "in good pesto sauce. 239 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,552 Number three... Because I like your choice of words." 240 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,231 This is good. This... this is a good one. 241 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,277 "Number two... Because you make me feel alive." 242 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,889 What's number one? 243 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,649 "Number one... Because I'd like to think 244 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,197 that I also believe... In true love." 245 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:59,246 - Bull's-eye! - Yeah, you got that right. 246 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,509 Hang on. 247 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,296 "But the fact remains... 248 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,472 "That I have no idea who you are 249 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,537 "or even what you look like, a distinct disadvantage, 250 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,476 "considering you seem to know exactly who I am. 251 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,565 Frankly, it's a little creepy." 252 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,219 Well, it is. 253 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,588 Maybe I should send her a picture. 254 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,440 No. No, no pictures. 255 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,745 If this thing goes south 256 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,573 and she recognizes you on the street, 257 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,401 she's gonna punch your lights out. 258 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,492 That's a good point. 259 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,706 Then she concludes with, "and while I'm definitely 260 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,496 "not comfortable meeting in person, 261 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,717 I may be open to getting to know you better through words." 262 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,591 Way before there was C Anderson, 263 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:44,552 actually, way, way before there was you, 264 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,164 there was my first major crush... Miss Jackson, 265 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,731 my sixth grade teacher. 266 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,516 Hey! Hear the big news? 267 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,518 Val. 268 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,607 Are you and cyber guy... 269 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,783 A little bit. 270 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,394 I don't know what I'm doing. 271 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,719 Tell me everything. 272 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,310 So what's the big news? 273 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,268 - Well... - Howdy, neighbor. 274 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,401 Chloe got promoted to coordinator. 275 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,751 Seems like Jim likes some of her marketing ideas. 276 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,231 Is this the extra credit thing? 277 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,580 Crazy, huh? 278 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,451 Congratulations. You must be thrilled. 279 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,758 And shocked. And a little overwhelmed. 280 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847 But... whatever. I'm ready to dive in. 281 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,651 Don't forget, Chloe. Anything you need... 282 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,763 Just ask Charley horse. 283 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,244 She's our go-to gal around here. 284 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,376 Now, on a different note, you and I, 285 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,248 promotional lunch, 1:00? What do you say? 286 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,597 Yeah. 287 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,294 All right! 288 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,828 All right! She's goin' out with me! 289 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,138 Hey, your laundry is done, kiddo. 290 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,563 Come get it. 291 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,435 You know what to do with it, right? 292 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,540 You weren't the only one with the teacher crush. 293 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,892 Mine was my eighth grade math teacher, Mr. Duncan. 294 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,505 Only one word could describe him... Perfect. 295 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:12,161 Turns out another word could also describe him... 296 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,598 shoplifter. 297 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:18,254 My best friend is my dog bowie, 298 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,387 after David, of course. 299 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,346 And he has one blue eye and one brown eye. 300 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,524 My weirdest job... 301 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:32,268 I've had more women in my life than most. 302 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,183 I was a child superstar... 303 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,316 In my mind. 304 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,187 I was a star athlete... 305 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,147 Not. 306 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,192 Dessert. I love pie. 307 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,194 You? 308 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,327 Who doesn't love pie? 309 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,419 Who's a genius? Yeah, that's right. 310 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,353 - I'm a genius. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 311 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,861 Yours... were almost as good as mine. 312 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,426 What jumpstarted your creative engine? 313 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,298 Oh, yeah! The "e-lationship." 314 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,667 Elation's right. This will be priority. 315 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,562 - Thank you. - Two of those. 316 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,396 For you. 317 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,270 For me? From who? 318 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,619 Your secret admirer. 319 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,403 Aka, me. 320 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,231 It's just a small thank you 321 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,685 for helping me edit my proposal. 322 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,323 Well, thank you, Chloe. They're beautiful. 323 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,412 You looked freaked there for a second. 324 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,545 It's the whole secret admirer concept, isn't it? 325 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,852 Actually, I kind of have one. 326 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,246 I mean, it's nothing. We're just exchanging emails. 327 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,639 Charley, that's so exciting! 328 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,293 Are you guys gonna meet? 329 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,122 No! 330 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,688 Gosh, no. 331 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,690 I mean... Not yet. 332 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,215 If... ever. 333 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,609 I don't know. 334 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,398 Listen, I'm having this little dinner party 335 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,636 Saturday night at my house. 336 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,618 You should come. 337 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,664 There'll be some cute guys there. 338 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,145 Actually... 339 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,539 My babysitter is out of town this weekend, so... 340 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,908 don't you remember that Luke has a sleepover 341 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,587 with the boys on Saturday? 342 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,503 Since when is there a sleepover? 343 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,437 Since right now. She'll be there with bells on. 344 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,636 Super! 345 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,554 Rusty left years ago. 346 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,648 It's time to get back out there, don't you think? 347 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,582 Now, dude, I know I've been sort of ragging on you 348 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,521 on this whole C Anderson experiment, 349 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,522 but how's it going? 350 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,524 Very romantic. 351 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,396 We've been exchanging stories back and forth. 352 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,485 I feel like we're getting to know each other. 353 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,139 It's weird but cool. 354 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,097 To be honest, she comes across 355 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,512 a lot different than she looks. 356 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,102 Yeah? How? 357 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,496 Funnier. More down to earth. 358 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 Like one of those people 359 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,587 that has no idea how beautiful they are. 360 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,199 Hopefully you come off different than you look too. 361 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,680 And you know what's so strange? 362 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,639 Ever since this whole thing started, 363 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,858 every time I'm out, I feel like I see her. 364 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,688 Oh, margaritas! 365 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,475 That really is her. 366 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,172 Tell me she doesn't see me, please. 367 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,042 I don't want her to think I'm a stalker. 368 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,827 Would you get a grip? 369 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,872 She doesn't know what you look like, remember? 370 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,658 That's right. She doesn't, does she? 371 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,505 I can walk right up to her, stare her right in the eye, 372 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,531 and she'd have no idea it was me. 373 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,278 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 374 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,245 - I don't know. - Do you wanna blow your cover? 375 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,104 Because I know you... you will. 376 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,585 Besides, is this how or where 377 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,978 you want your angel to meet her soul mate? 378 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,417 Yeah. 379 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:45,331 You know, as a matter of fact, let's... 380 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,549 Let's just get outta here. 381 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,723 Let's go si... 382 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639 I'm so sorry! 383 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,182 - Oh, my gosh! - That is... 384 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,468 Oh, my... I'm so... 385 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,384 I'm so sorry, I... 386 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,709 I will pay for your dry cleaning 387 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,779 or at least buy you another shirt. 388 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,583 - Don't worry about it. - Let me buy you a drink. 389 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,390 - I mean... - You know, how 'bout... 390 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,610 Coffee? 391 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:04,872 You know, tomorrow. 392 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,441 I don't even know you. 393 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,921 But we would get to know each other. 394 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,749 Over coffee. 395 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,627 I'll tell you what. I'm... 396 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,672 I'm having some friends over Saturday night. 397 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,675 Stop by if you want. 398 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,849 I would love to. 399 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,557 I'm Ben Martin. 400 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,143 See you Saturday night, Ben Martin. 401 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,517 I look forward to it. 402 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,650 It's nice meeting you. 403 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,653 - I'm sorry. - That's quite all right. 404 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,847 Little chilly, but it's okay. 405 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,396 Nice meeting you. 406 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,485 It's getting interesting. 407 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,966 That was different. 408 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:14,245 Is Natalie here? 409 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,204 Yeah! Yeah, she's gonna be here later. 410 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,076 Charley! You made it! 411 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:21,992 And you brought a... Pie. 412 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,168 Yeah. Sorry. 413 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,562 I didn't realize... What a party. 414 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,608 Right. What'd I tell you? 415 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,091 - What's this? - Okay, this is how it works. 416 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,484 Women get locks, men get keys. 417 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,181 If they're a fit, it's a match. 418 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,358 Or whatever you want it to be. 419 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,752 Chloe throws the most amazing theme parties. 420 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:43,971 I will take that. 421 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,145 Thanks. 422 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,738 You didn't tell me this was a singles party. 423 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,152 Would you have come if I did? 424 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,028 She brought a pie. 425 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,294 What a house, huh? How do you... 426 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,209 My cousin. Well, second cousin. 427 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,622 He's working in London for the year, 428 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,212 and he asked me to house-sit. 429 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,692 Would not take a dime. 430 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,266 Am I like the luckiest person alive? 431 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:13,479 - Hey. - Hi! 432 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,092 - May I? - Of course. Of course. 433 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,485 Mingle! 434 00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,574 Okay. 435 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,184 Too bad. 436 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,707 I'm sorry. 437 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,191 Wish it luck. Wish it luck. 438 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,627 No. No. 439 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,412 Sorry. 440 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,247 What is this, national pie day? 441 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,511 Who told these people to bring pies? 442 00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,718 Maybe next time you'll get it. 443 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:03,180 Chloe? 444 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,226 Chloe. Hey... 445 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,794 It's Ben. Ben. 446 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,405 Ben... Ben Mar-Martin. 447 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,189 Right! 448 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,104 The guy who wore my margarita. 449 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,299 Yes! I wore your margarita. 450 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,630 - Yes. - Yeah. 451 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,806 I brought you a pie. 452 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,503 Somebody took it. 453 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,289 That's the second pie tonight, 454 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,074 but who doesn't like pie, right? 455 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,730 Yeah. Yeah. 456 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,212 So this is a bit... 457 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,867 Less intimate than I expected. 458 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,869 Well, it's a lock and key party, 459 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,203 - so the more the merrier. - It's a lock and... 460 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,613 Of course it's a lock and key party. 461 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:45,919 Yeah. 462 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,287 Shall we get this party started... 463 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,311 - Chloe! - Aah! 464 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,184 - Catch you later! - Hi! 465 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:53,404 Okay. Yep. 466 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,494 - Hey! How are you? - He's over there. 467 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,759 Excuse me. 468 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,289 Have you ever... Been to one of these? 469 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:11,248 No. Can't say I've had the pleasure. 470 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,946 - You? - I actually went to 471 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,252 a college mixer for Halloween one year 472 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,492 where you had to dress up as your favorite kitchen utensil. 473 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,256 I don't really guess 474 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,128 that counts, though, does it? 475 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,652 Hi. I'm Ben. 476 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,524 And I have looked stupid plenty of times. 477 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,308 As a matter of fact, 478 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,266 I probably look pretty stupid right now. 479 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,139 I'm Charley, and if anybody looks stupid right now, 480 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,662 it's probably me. 481 00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:36,186 I brought a pie. 482 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,410 I brought a pie! I'm not kidding! 483 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,735 I brought a pie here tonight! 484 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,979 - Really? - Yes! 485 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,373 And you don't look stupid at all. 486 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,374 Quite the contrary, as a matter of fact. 487 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,811 You look... Very nice. 488 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,377 Thank you. 489 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,163 Oops. Sorry, sorry. 490 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,252 But you are clearly very drunk. 491 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,297 No, I'm... 492 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,951 If I was drunk, trust me, 493 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,301 I would be standing on a table humiliating myself 494 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,129 singing some old, unrecognizable song 495 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,522 at the top of my lungs. 496 00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,873 - Like what? - I would probably 497 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:14,747 be singing "you don't have to say you love me" by Dusty... 498 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,270 Dusty Springfield. I love Dusty. 499 00:26:16,444 --> 00:26:18,228 Seriously, that... that... that's crazy. 500 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:21,275 In my opinion, Dusty in Memphis 501 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,249 is probably the... the best record ever made. 502 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,626 Yes! 503 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,801 Yes! 504 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,238 So are... are you friends with Chloe? 505 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,110 Yeah. We work together. 506 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:31,415 You? 507 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,331 Well... If I'm being honest, 508 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:37,247 I actually thought tonight was gonna be our first date. 509 00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:40,381 I think tonight is supposed to be 510 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:43,819 - a lot of people's first date. - No, a proper date. 511 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:46,169 With a beginning, a middle, and an end. 512 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,780 Well, the night is young. 513 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,173 If you're lucky, you might still get an end. 514 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,610 - Hey, you two. - Hey! 515 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,350 Having fun? 516 00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:56,310 Yeah. We were just talking about Dusty Springfield. 517 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,094 Is that a new air freshener? 518 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,229 - No... - No. 519 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,187 Are you... are you having fun? 520 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,885 - I always have fun. - Yeah. 521 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,689 Even though no one's key's opened my lock yet. 522 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:11,151 - Wanna try it? - Yes, I will... 523 00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,805 Give that a shot... 524 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,633 And see... 525 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,199 Yeah... no. 526 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:17,200 It's just... hang on. 527 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,724 - No. - No. 528 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,116 I don't think it's gonna work. 529 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,118 Yep. No. 530 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,424 Have you two tried? 531 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,664 - No. - No, we haven't, actually. 532 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,298 We didn't... come on. 533 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,213 Don't be... don't be shy. 534 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,651 - Okay. - Wanna... Give it a shot? 535 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,130 Let's see. 536 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,654 And... 537 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,005 - It fits! - Okay. 538 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,179 Everyone, we have our first fitting couple! 539 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,183 Ha ha! Picture time. 540 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,228 - Okay. - It's the rules. 541 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,274 - Yep. - Closer. 542 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,233 Closer, closer. 543 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,800 Bigger smiles, you two! 544 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,802 Okay. 545 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,543 Excellent. 546 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,371 Abby will email it to you both. 547 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,938 - Okay. - Just make sure I get 548 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,437 your email addresses before you leave. 549 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,506 - Will do. - Okay, gang. 550 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,465 Let's see who else is meant for each other. 551 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,165 Okay. So what now? 552 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,514 Pie? 553 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,125 We should have pie, shouldn't we? 554 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,387 No one's gonna eat our pie. 555 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,172 We should at least have a slice, right? 556 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:19,219 Yeah, actually, I'm gonna... Take off. 557 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,004 But you should stick around and get to know Chloe. 558 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,463 Well, in that case, Charley, it was a pleasure to meet you. 559 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,228 It was. 560 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:29,490 But it wa... it was nice. 561 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:33,059 You seem like a... A good guy, Ben. 562 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:36,149 So... Here. 563 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:38,368 Stay that way. 564 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,848 Thank you. 565 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:53,035 Hey, you. 566 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,907 - Did you have fun? - We played guitar hero 567 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,641 and had three different kinds of pizzas. 568 00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,520 - Hey, guys. - Come on! 569 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,392 - Thanks for the assist, Val. - Honey, 570 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,699 anything to get your love life out of neutral. 571 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,180 So how was the little soiree? 572 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,095 Not so little. 573 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,661 It was a singles party 574 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,229 for 300 of Chloe's closest friends. 575 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,536 So basically, it was torture. 576 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,669 Though there was this lock and key theme, 577 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629 which I guess was an okay icebreaker. 578 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,458 Anybody okay break your ice? 579 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,548 No, not really. 580 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,855 Charley... 581 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,729 Well, there was this one guy, Ben, 582 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,558 but he's all gaga for Chloe, so... 583 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,778 At least you met once decent guy. 584 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,215 That should give you hope. 585 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:43,583 Well, there's always your email fella. 586 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,348 Yes. 587 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,481 Boys, come on. 588 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,266 Mom? Mom, I don't wanna go. 589 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,400 - Can we stay a little longer? - Thanks again. 590 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,402 Our pleasure. See you later. 591 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,990 What did you do last night? 592 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:34,310 Big party. 593 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,970 Well, did you meet anyone interesting? 594 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:49,369 I'll never... 595 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979 Tell. 596 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,333 Well, I'll take that as a "yes." 597 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,640 Whatever. You know men. They never call... 598 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,207 Just email. 599 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,339 Maybe... 600 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,341 You'll be surprised. 601 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,566 Game 1. 602 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,698 - Chloe? - No, this is Charley. 603 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,502 Chloe's in a meeting. Can I take a message? 604 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,441 Charley as in... "I brought a pie" Charley? 605 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,052 Ben? 606 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,662 Hey. 607 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,794 I had no idea that you were Chloe's assistant. 608 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,971 I'm not. I'm just covering her phone. 609 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,528 If you'll excuse me for a moment, 610 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,505 I'm just gonna pry my foot right out of my mouth. 611 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,241 Sure. Go right ahead. 612 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,507 Okay. I'm back. 613 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,686 So what did I miss after I left the party? 614 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,428 Just more of my witty repartee. 615 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,473 Any drunken singing? 616 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:53,433 Unfortunately not. I switched to 7up midstream. 617 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:57,611 See? And I was sure you'd end up taking requests. 618 00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,788 So that's why you left, huh? 619 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,356 Well, I'll tell Chloe you called. 620 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,271 Does she have your number? 621 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,316 I will give it to you right now. 622 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:12,104 It is area code 323-555-0184. 623 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:13,670 Got it. 624 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,369 I'll talk to you soon, Charley. 625 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,663 Yeah, men, they say they'll call, and they never do. 626 00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:23,288 Take care, Charley. 627 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,249 Charley. 628 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,341 Charley, sit down. 629 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:35,257 Is something wrong? 630 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,520 I've been offered a job in Chicago. 631 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,436 Chicago? What kind of job? 632 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,612 VP of marketing for Argomont hotels. 633 00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:45,137 Oh, my gosh! 634 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:47,269 What'd you say? 635 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:48,836 I said yes. 636 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,448 - I leave in a month. - Val, congratulations. 637 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:56,148 I'm so happy for you guys. 638 00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,366 Charley. 639 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,107 No... 640 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,281 Sorry. 641 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,241 Sorry... 642 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:06,158 It's just... 643 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,725 Who am I gonna... 644 00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,424 Cook my famous pesto lasagna for? 645 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,256 And you know how much Luke loves the boys and... 646 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,950 if I have anything to say about this, 647 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,713 you're not losing a friend... you're gaining a promotion. 648 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:23,827 I'm gonna talk to Jim about you this afternoon. 649 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,308 Jim still thinks I'm an assistant. 650 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:27,851 Jim thinks every woman's an assistant. 651 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,225 You know more 652 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184 than anybody out there, including Jim. 653 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,620 Everybody knows it! 654 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,752 I can't promise anything, 655 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,277 but I'm gonna do my best sales job. 656 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,495 You're amazing. 657 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,822 But what do you think the chances 658 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:43,998 of that really happening are? 659 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,459 What is meant to be will be. 660 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,045 Nothing. 661 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,661 Sorry. 662 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,358 I didn't want to wait for the elevator, 663 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:17,692 and I'm late enough as it is. 664 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,361 No worries. 665 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:20,710 Hey, work perk alert. 666 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,324 I have floor seats to tonight's game. 667 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,627 Wanna go with? 668 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,214 No, I actually have a date with Luke tonight. 669 00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:27,630 Darn. 670 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,763 Everyone I've asked is busy. 671 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,504 I was really hoping for a fun night out. 672 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,723 Well, why don't you take Ben? 673 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,509 Ben... 674 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,294 Ben! Yeah. 675 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,514 I forgot to call him back. My bad. 676 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,603 You can make amends with basketball tickets. 677 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,404 Hello... Luke. 678 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,408 Do you work here? 679 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,368 I'm seven. 680 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,501 That's it? 681 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,784 Yeah, that's... Probably not enough to work here, is it? 682 00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,636 Would you happen to know 683 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,290 where I could find Chloe Anderson? 684 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,596 Everyone is in the conference room. 685 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,906 Whoa! 686 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,429 That's pretty cool. What is that? 687 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,388 Mystery site. 688 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,780 Like the place mystery site? 689 00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,521 Have you ever been there? 690 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,958 Unfortunately, I have never been there. 691 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,806 There was one a few hours from where I grew up. 692 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,659 I never got to go. Supposed to be amazing, though. 693 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:43,402 Like balls roll uphill, cars move without being started. 694 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,814 - Like that sorta stuff. - No way! 695 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,536 - Yes way. - How do they do it? 696 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,862 See, that's... The mystery. That's what makes it cool. 697 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,279 - Yeah. - It's a mystery. 698 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,390 My mom was supposed to take me there last summer. 699 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:57,372 But then I got chickenpox. 700 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,331 Ooh, chicken pox? 701 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,004 And he's been obsessed with the place 702 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,422 since we saw the bumper sticker for it last year. 703 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,250 Now it's like his holy grail. 704 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,424 Hello, Charley. 705 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:07,600 Hi, Ben. 706 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,384 So that little dude is yours? 707 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,778 Yeah, just for the last seven years, 708 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:13,475 so I think I'll keep him. 709 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,521 Good idea. 710 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,523 Mom. I can hear you. 711 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,742 I know you can. 712 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,484 She promised to take me to mystery site this summer. 713 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:24,182 You wanna come? 714 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,185 Yeah! 715 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,970 Yeah, I'll go to mystery site with you. 716 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,624 Of course! Yeah. I've never been. 717 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,758 Here. As a reminder. 718 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,412 - Okay. - You'll let me keep this? 719 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,935 Serious? 720 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,372 Okay. 721 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982 Sweet, dude. 722 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,072 Right on! 723 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,571 - Thank you, man! - You're welcome. 724 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,382 Mom, can I go photocopy my butt? 725 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,340 Hands only, buster. 726 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,168 Okay. 727 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,782 Yeah, that light'll burn your butt. 728 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,040 I tried that. 729 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,608 You know, 730 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,828 you might not wanna mention the mystery site again 731 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,351 or he'll be all over you. 732 00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:05,135 He never forgets a thing. 733 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,398 That's okay. Neither do I. 734 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,663 And I believe someone owes me 735 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,665 a chorus of Dusty Springfield. 736 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,580 Be careful what you wish for. 737 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,930 Because I may bust that out at any given moment 738 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,540 and humiliate myself. 739 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,630 Why do I always find you two together? 740 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,677 - Ready for some hoop action? - I am ready. 741 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,548 Yeah? All right. Let's go. 742 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,463 - Have fun, guys. - Okay. Thanks. 743 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,725 - Bye. - Bye! 744 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,863 Luke! Come on. It's time to go. 745 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,313 That was one of the best games I've seen in a long time. 746 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,751 Thank you very much for inviting me. 747 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,516 Of course. 748 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,213 Hey, Ben, you two ready to order? 749 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,259 I just can't decide. 750 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:26,695 It's just... 751 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,567 Shall I order for us? 752 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,613 Sure. Let's see how psychic you are. 753 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:35,269 Okay. 754 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,490 Linguini and chicken with extra pesto sauce. 755 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:41,275 Yum. Pesto. 756 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,799 But no Linguini. Just the chicken. 757 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,628 Light on the pesto and extra veggies, please. 758 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:48,282 Thanks. 759 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:50,458 I'll just have it the way it comes. 760 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,721 - Thank you. - I'm on a no-carb kick. 761 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,375 Trying to get back into a size 2. 762 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,266 You can't tell me that you're worried about your weight. 763 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,205 You're perfect. 764 00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,599 What else do you think you know about me? 765 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,992 I see a Chloe who's bright... 766 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,516 Ambitious. 767 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,605 Very capable. 768 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,998 But most likely has had some doors open to her 769 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,566 because she's so beautiful. 770 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,959 Go on. 771 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,656 I see a Chloe 772 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,832 that, despite her beauty, 773 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,288 good fortune, and numerous friends, 774 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,749 at the end of the day... 775 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,056 At the end of the day just wants one thing, 776 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,493 and that's... True love. 777 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,322 But that special someone 778 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,369 is a little more difficult to find than she would have thought 779 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,806 because most guys, especially the right guys, 780 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,156 find her too unapproachable, 781 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,201 too out of their league, so much so 782 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,855 that I bet they don't even try. 783 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:46,296 So... she has decided to think outside of the box 784 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,908 and... Give romance a try. 785 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:52,390 See if it leads somewhere new and fulfilling. 786 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,786 - Was I close? - Pretty good. 787 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,528 - Yeah? - Yeah. 788 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,794 It's weird. 789 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,883 It's like... Ben knows me. 790 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,885 Like he's looked into my soul or something. 791 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,192 Well, there's nothing like a sensitive guy. 792 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,802 Yeah. For the first time, 793 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,022 I feel like I've met a guy who likes me for... 794 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,676 What's in here. 795 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,808 Yeah, well, sensitive guy or no, 796 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,724 what's out here is what's driving that boy's train. 797 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,738 I don't know, Val. This one may be different. 798 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,300 What about you? 799 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,303 Haven't heard you mention phantom of the email recently. 800 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,132 That's because he... Stopped emailing. 801 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:41,700 Maybe he's busy. Or out of town? 802 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,266 Maybe it's your turn to email him, 803 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,746 and he's waiting on you. 804 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,227 Come on, let's face it, Val. 805 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,924 It's crazy. 806 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,144 I've been having feelings for a guy 807 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,363 I've never even met, 808 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:57,237 know nothing about, who could be absolutely anybody. 809 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,413 And I have a child to think about. 810 00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,894 I can't be bringing strange men into his life. 811 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,548 That hasn't exactly been a problem. 812 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,637 Whatever. 813 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,900 I'm breaking it off with artboy right now. 814 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:24,133 I've met someone. 815 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,271 Collin, check this out. 816 00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,882 You're gonna want to hear this. It's from C Anderson. 817 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,058 "Dear artboy, I've enjoyed getting to know you, 818 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,886 "but I need to move on. 819 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:41,455 "I met someone real, someone I like, 820 00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,413 "that guy from the party I mentioned, 821 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,155 "and I think it's best if I just focus on him right now. 822 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:50,246 I hope you understand. All the best. C" 823 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,161 she likes me. 824 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,250 She didn't want to see anybody else. 825 00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:56,992 Congrats, bro. You're in. 826 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,826 "I totally understand. He sounds like a great guy. 827 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,698 "Go for it! 828 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,308 Good luck, c." 829 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,405 Ben just called. Suddenly all excited. 830 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,539 Wants to take me away to Joshua tree for the weekend. 831 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:25,064 It's a magical place. You'll have a great time. 832 00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,153 What's there, exactly? 833 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,478 Well, it's a park in the desert 834 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:31,723 with cactus, wild flowers, 835 00:42:31,897 --> 00:42:33,202 beautiful Joshua trees. 836 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,161 Starry nights. 837 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,083 Maybe we'll stop at the outlets on the way there. 838 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,210 What about you? 839 00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:42,623 What are you doing for the weekend? 840 00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,519 Are you finally meeting your secret admirer? 841 00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:47,216 Hardly. 842 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,262 I just e-dumped him. 843 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,526 I have lots of guys I can fix you up with. 844 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,397 Aside from the ones at the party. 845 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,357 No. I'm no good on blind dates. 846 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,987 Well, how do you expect to meet someone? 847 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,796 The internet? 848 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,339 I'll tell you what. We'll go on a double date. 849 00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:05,278 Me and Ben. 850 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,236 You and... Someone fab I come up with. 851 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,847 But there's just one thing. 852 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:11,414 If you're gonna jump back into the dating pool, 853 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,026 you may need a little bit of a... Visual reboot. 854 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,158 What? 855 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,725 What are you doing after work? 856 00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:54,414 Jim. You remember Charley. 857 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,292 This is the greatest comeback since the '69 Mets. 858 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:12,214 Chloe. 859 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:13,628 Gonna introduce me to your f... 860 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,132 Charley. 861 00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,180 I mean, this is unbelievable. 862 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,355 Is that a compliment? 863 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,028 I mean, if you want it to be. 864 00:44:24,052 --> 00:44:25,227 Of course she does. 865 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,142 Oh, my gosh! Charley! 866 00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:29,144 Va-va-voom! 867 00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,277 It was all Chloe. She's a makeover queen. 868 00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,496 No, don't listen to her. She's got the goods. 869 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,194 Okay, Chloe, I'm next. 870 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,587 You know what? 871 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,609 Operation Charley goes dating starts immediately. 872 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,287 What are you doing tomorrow night? 873 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,772 Mom, you look pretty. 874 00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:50,122 I'm glad you did a do-over. 875 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,336 It's a makeover. 876 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:52,427 And thank you, honey. 877 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,604 You know what? 878 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,911 I'm starting to feel kind of pretty. 879 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,044 Are you gonna bring me home a new dad? 880 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,262 I'm goin' on a date, 881 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,221 not a shopping spree. 882 00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:04,745 That's too bad. 883 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:06,225 Hey. 884 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,314 You know what? 885 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:11,056 One day, you might have another dad. 886 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,407 But for right now, the only thing that matters 887 00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:17,149 is that I love you very, very much, okay? 888 00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,323 I know, mom. 889 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,368 And this time, 890 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,240 no tying up the babysitter. 891 00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:23,198 - Okay. - She's old. 892 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,591 Charley, this is Gabe. 893 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,375 Hi, Gabe. Nice to meet you. 894 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,203 Hey. Chloe's told me all about you. 895 00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:29,378 But I showed up anyway. 896 00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:33,619 Charley, Gabe's got a wicked sense of humor. 897 00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,254 Hey, everybody. 898 00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:37,822 I am so sorry that I am late. 899 00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:40,085 Hi. 900 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,259 Charley, you look... 901 00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:42,565 Amazing. 902 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,306 Chloe said that you had a makeover... 903 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480 Exam. 904 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:49,355 At work. So... 905 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,139 - Hey, I'm Ben. - Gabe. 906 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,489 Nice to meet you. 907 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,927 I'm not sure I like the way you're lookin' at my date. 908 00:45:58,712 --> 00:46:00,352 Would you rather I look at you that way? 909 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,067 I love this guy. Give it here. 910 00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,896 Who's hungry? 911 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,376 I am. 912 00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:15,400 See, I never got the hang of twirling spaghetti. 913 00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,035 How are you doing that? 914 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,125 Momento. Let me show you the manner 915 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,343 from Sicily... 916 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258 How to-a twirl the spaghetti. 917 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:24,670 First you take-a the fork and... 918 00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,436 And you make the swirl like this. 919 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:30,526 And when you have the pasta on-a the fork 920 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,311 and after the twist and swirl... 921 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,269 Then you eat! 922 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,535 Bravo. 923 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,408 Gabe, Charley has the most adorable seven-year-old son. 924 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,279 Oh, yeah? What's he do for a living? 925 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,631 Well... 926 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,547 Actually, Luke, in his mind, 927 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,419 plays for the Dodgers, 928 00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:55,987 but in reality, he's just learning how to throw a ball. 929 00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,337 Not that I am the best teacher, 'cause I'm not. 930 00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,600 Well, I'd offer to help, but I make kids cry. 931 00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,123 Most adults too. 932 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,450 Charley, I'm actually happy to teach Luke if you'd like. 933 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,129 I wouldn't ask you to do that. 934 00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,131 No. It's okay. 935 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:13,308 You're kidding. 936 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:15,136 - No. - Really? 937 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,312 Well... 938 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:20,359 Well, if it's okay, I'm... I'm sure he'd love it. 939 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,143 It's a date then. 940 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,492 What a guy! 941 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,712 Okay, so Ben's a prince. We get it. 942 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,246 Now can we talk about me? 943 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:29,150 Yes. Of course. 944 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:30,644 Gabe, what do you do for a living? 945 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,154 Me? I run a charm school. 946 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,503 Kidding. 947 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:41,535 Yeah, I'll take the bread. 948 00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:52,347 Tonight wasn't so bad, was it? 949 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:56,221 No. I'm not sure Gabe is the right match for Charley, 950 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:58,223 but... 951 00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,940 That was the best I could do on short notice. 952 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:02,270 Anyway, you gotta kiss a bunch of frogs 953 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,564 before you meet your prince. 954 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,470 Because you believe in true love, right? 955 00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:11,279 I believe in true luck. 956 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:14,630 At least, that's how life's worked for me, anyway. 957 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,204 The other night at dinner you said 958 00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,677 you only wanted one thing. 959 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:19,548 You said that was true love. 960 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,724 No. You said it for me. 961 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,901 Besides, just because I may want it 962 00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:26,381 doesn't mean I believe it actually exists. 963 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:34,128 That's not very romantic of you. 964 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:36,261 No. 965 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,393 But this is. 966 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,404 - Yeah. - Yeah. 967 00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,806 So Charley's dating random jerks. 968 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,286 Maybe I should be dating her. 969 00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,247 Yeah, I don't think so. 970 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:07,701 Charley's a good girl, you know? 971 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,729 She's nice, sweet, kind. 972 00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:13,341 She's practically a perfect woman. 973 00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:14,342 Last thing she needs to be doing 974 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,127 is dating a cynic like you. 975 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,302 Off the board. 976 00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:19,391 Unbelievable. 977 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,088 Well, maybe... She should be datin' 978 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,350 someone like... 979 00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:23,699 I don't know, yourself? 980 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,527 What is that supposed to mean? 981 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,182 It's just that you're awfully fond of a lady 982 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:29,796 that you're not even actually dating. 983 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:32,404 I can have a girlfriend and a friend at the same time. 984 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,382 Nothing wrong with that. It's called multitasking. 985 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:35,731 - Come on. - It's called being soft. 986 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,298 But anyway... how is the lovely Chloe doing? 987 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:40,629 She's... 988 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,501 She's just ridiculously hot. 989 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,416 You know? That's how she is. 990 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,288 I just think she might have a problem sharing in person. 991 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,116 You know? 992 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,335 What now? 993 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,427 It's just last night 994 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:57,057 she had a completely different take on true love 995 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:58,884 than when we spoke online... it was completely different. 996 00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,475 It's just... It's just confusing to me. 997 00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,738 It's one thing to say it online. 998 00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,610 It's another thing to say it to her face. 999 00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:07,308 Fade away! 1000 00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:10,311 Not even close. Not even close. 1001 00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:12,504 We stayed up all night searching for UFOs, 1002 00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:14,549 which was kind of fun for the first hour, 1003 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:15,855 then became pointless. 1004 00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:19,574 Ben made a fire with twigs. 1005 00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,253 He's such a boy scout. 1006 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,342 We toasted marshmallows. 1007 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,866 Though I made Ben eat my marshmallows, 1008 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,476 'cause I'm totally off sugar now. 1009 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,435 My favorite part. 1010 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,480 We stopped at the outlets on the way back. 1011 00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:39,444 Ben. Hey. 1012 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:40,793 Are your ears burning? 1013 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,527 - He says hi. - Tell him I said hi back. 1014 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,667 And that now Luke keeps asking me 1015 00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:47,428 when he's gonna teach him how to throw a hard ball. 1016 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,411 Did you get that? 1017 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,785 Okay, let's see what you got. 1018 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:54,241 Fire it right down the tube. 1019 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:57,288 Okay. 1020 00:51:57,462 --> 00:51:58,593 That wasn't bad. 1021 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,421 That was totally bad. 1022 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:03,468 - I throw like my mother. - That's not true. 1023 00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,774 You throw much better than her. I've seen her throw. 1024 00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:08,255 Your skills far surpass hers. 1025 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:10,475 Okay. I'll be waiting on the bench. 1026 00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,476 - Okay. - When I was your age, 1027 00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:12,868 I could even throw that well. 1028 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,393 True story. But I practiced and I practiced, 1029 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,786 and a couple years later, I was bringing the heat. 1030 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,240 Or at least some warmth by then. 1031 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:21,399 So come here. Check this out. 1032 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,532 The peace sign, right? 1033 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,597 You're gonna put the ball right between two fingers. 1034 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:27,903 You're gonna rest it on that knuckle, 1035 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,557 clamp it with your thumb, just right here. 1036 00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:31,539 The same arm that you throw with, 1037 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,454 you're gonna push off that leg. 1038 00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:35,413 Just point to where you wanna throw. 1039 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:38,155 And watch. Straight over your head here... 1040 00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,069 Right there. 1041 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:41,604 Give it a shot. Let's check it out. 1042 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,339 Okay, watch this, mom! 1043 00:52:48,513 --> 00:52:49,513 Watch this! 1044 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:51,733 Watch this. 1045 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,734 I got a good feeling about this. 1046 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:53,908 Right down the pipe. 1047 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,391 One lesson! 1048 00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,306 I'm the Phil Jackson of pee wee ball! 1049 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,614 Again! 1050 00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:05,356 Right down the pipe. Yes! 1051 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,537 You know, I really can't thank you enough. 1052 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:13,755 Are you kidding? 1053 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,584 I had a blast out there. 1054 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:19,283 Luke is a great kid. 1055 00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:23,461 You're obviously a great mom. 1056 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,550 I don't wanna be intrusive, but... 1057 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,682 Where's his dad? 1058 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:34,646 He left... 1059 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,692 He left right after Luke had his first birthday. 1060 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:43,045 So... 1061 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,656 So he's not in Luke's life at all? 1062 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:48,703 His loss. 1063 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:51,749 And Luke's, of course. 1064 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,276 Well, it's good you're dating again. 1065 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,886 Right? 1066 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,718 Yeah, right now I'm kinda stalled in that department. 1067 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,071 Get outta here! 1068 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,725 You're a great catch. 1069 00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:17,558 You deserve a great guy. 1070 00:54:17,732 --> 00:54:19,604 He's out there. 1071 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:20,909 I'm sure you'll find him. 1072 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,392 Nice, dude, nice! 1073 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,703 - Surprise. - Oh... Ben. 1074 00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:33,661 You scared the life out of me! 1075 00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,272 What are you doing here? 1076 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,622 I'm here for Charley's thank-you lunch. 1077 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:39,972 I forgot. 1078 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:43,715 You know, actually, guys, I have a lot of work to do. 1079 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,194 I'll probably just order in. 1080 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:47,545 But you two go. Enjoy yourselves. 1081 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,505 Are you sure? 1082 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,507 Yeah, yeah, go. 1083 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:56,162 Okay. All right. 1084 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,748 We're still on for tonight, though, right? 1085 00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,079 - Absolutely. - Okay. 1086 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,080 - All right. Bye. - Bye. See you later. 1087 00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:02,299 Bye. 1088 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:08,957 Okay, so what is your all-time favorite sad movie? 1089 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:10,524 Sad movie... 1090 00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:12,700 The notebook. 1091 00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,354 Because I loved Gena Rowlands in it. 1092 00:55:14,528 --> 00:55:16,408 She was stellar in that. I will give you that. 1093 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,792 What about comedy? 1094 00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:19,526 What's your favorite comedy of all time? 1095 00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:21,143 Okay, well, you can't... Judge me. 1096 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,537 I have to hear it first. 1097 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:25,234 16 candles. 1098 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,889 Who doesn't like 16 candles? Are you kidding me? 1099 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:30,631 What about dessert? What's your favorite dessert? 1100 00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:34,766 Pie, of course. 1101 00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,245 Think we talked about that one. 1102 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,030 We certainly did. 1103 00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:42,556 What about... 1104 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:46,125 Your favorite childhood memory? 1105 00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:47,909 My favorite childhood memory? 1106 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:51,173 My favorite childhood memory. 1107 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,567 That's big... 1108 00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,309 That would have to be... 1109 00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:59,356 Riding bikes with my dad at the beach 1110 00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:03,534 really early in the morning, just the two of us. 1111 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,058 All right. My turn. 1112 00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:07,755 - Go. - Okay. 1113 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,409 - Favorite color. - Blue. 1114 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,106 - Favorite band. - Beatles. 1115 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,195 - Really? - Yeah. 1116 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,720 You say that like you're surprised. 1117 00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,636 What is that... is that too old-school for you? 1118 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:21,116 No, I just figured you for a stones fan. 1119 00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,814 Well, I am a stones fan, 1120 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,357 but if I had to pick one, desert island style, 1121 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,556 I would go with Beatles. 1122 00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,257 Interesting. 1123 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,346 So is the new and improved Charley 1124 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,920 getting a little cozy with your man? 1125 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:37,872 What? No. They're just friends. 1126 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,353 He did her a favor, so she's just returning it. 1127 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:41,722 Does that mean that you're free for lunch? 1128 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,008 Check this out. 1129 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:45,793 I'm buying. 1130 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,491 Be ready in five. 1131 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,761 Favorite moment in the last... 1132 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:58,676 Three months. 1133 00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:01,679 That would be Chloe's lock and key party. 1134 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,162 I met a new friend that night. 1135 00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687 - Burger and fries? - Yes. 1136 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:11,297 Yes, ma'am. 1137 00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,038 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 1138 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,083 Thanks. 1139 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:16,607 What? 1140 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,304 I'm just thinking... 1141 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:20,108 the only thing on that plate that Chloe would eat 1142 00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,786 is the pickle. 1143 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,092 And I'm not even certain about the pickle. 1144 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,790 Okay, well... 1145 00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:28,619 If it's not moving or some unidentifiable color, 1146 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,142 I'm there. 1147 00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,927 A woman after my own heart. 1148 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,143 Thank you for boosting his confidence. 1149 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,673 Although, you better be careful. 1150 00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,370 With all your talk, 1151 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,436 he's gonna end up wanting to call you for a playdate. 1152 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,592 That's okay. We can move on to basketball... 1153 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:47,246 hey, guys. 1154 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:49,248 We were just out for a quick lunch. 1155 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,429 I thought... I thought you had a lot of stuff to do. 1156 00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:59,345 - Well, it was... - you know what they say. 1157 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,261 All work and no play makes Chloe no fun for the Benji. 1158 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,742 We can't have that, now, can we? 1159 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:06,091 Yeah. I guess... 1160 00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,345 I guess we can't have that. 1161 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,181 Well, bye, Charley, Chloe. 1162 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:12,010 - See you soon, Ryan. - Ben. 1163 00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:13,184 Bye, Ben. 1164 00:58:13,228 --> 00:58:14,228 After you, ladies. 1165 00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:21,933 I wonder what drives you, what makes you tick. 1166 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:25,153 What thrills you, what... what do you value? 1167 00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:26,783 From the simplest things to the deepest. 1168 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,374 I do. 1169 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:31,508 And maybe that's... More than you want to know about me. 1170 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,121 Now, that's not true at all. 1171 00:58:36,295 --> 00:58:38,297 I'm very interested in you. 1172 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,168 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1173 00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:44,869 - What's my favorite color? - What? 1174 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,001 What's my favorite color? 1175 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,005 - Red. - It's blue. 1176 00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:53,181 Actually. 1177 00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:55,444 What's my favorite band? 1178 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:59,536 - Ben folds. - Ben... Folds. No. 1179 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,929 What position did I play in little league? 1180 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,298 - How should I know? - Because I played right field. 1181 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,280 Where is this coming from? 1182 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,823 This isn't because I went out to lunch with Ryan, is it? 1183 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,247 - It's not. - Because Ryan's nobody. 1184 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:10,068 We just work together. 1185 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,810 It's not about Ryan. 1186 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:14,899 Anyway, I'm sorry. I am. 1187 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:23,037 I know. Let's watch a DVD. 1188 00:59:23,211 --> 00:59:24,909 Clear our heads. 1189 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:28,173 What's your favorite fun movie? Maybe we have it here. 1190 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:35,049 Would you happen to have 16 candles? 1191 00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,224 I'll go check. 1192 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,211 The top five reasons 1193 01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:08,692 I'm a total loser. 1194 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,141 Don't do this, Charley. 1195 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,416 This better be good... 1196 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:40,941 For a weekend 8:00 a.m. wakeup call. 1197 01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:42,508 Okay. 1198 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,032 Guess who artboy got an email from last night? 1199 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,966 Angelina Jolie. She wants to have your kid. 1200 01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:49,558 - C Anderson. - Chloe emailed you? 1201 01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:51,299 That's your big Sunday emergency? 1202 01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:54,259 I never gave her the artboy email address. 1203 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,628 - For obvious reasons. - Whatever. 1204 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,610 - Why? - I don't know, you know. 1205 01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,482 If she ended it with cyber me 1206 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:01,897 because she was into real me... 1207 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,095 She's cheating on you. 1208 01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:06,271 With you. 1209 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:07,533 That's classic! 1210 01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:09,491 Okay, that's not... that's not funny. 1211 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,189 - It's kinda funny. - No, it's not. 1212 01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:13,003 Okay. Why? What happened? What'd you do? 1213 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:15,019 We got into a little fight, but it was tiny. 1214 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,456 I mean, it was... Inconsequential, you know? 1215 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,284 It's certainly not a deal breaker, 1216 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,199 - I wouldn't think. - Maybe not to you. 1217 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:24,028 Artboy has to meet C Anderson. 1218 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:25,420 In the flesh. 1219 01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:27,466 And you have to do it right now, 1220 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,444 nip it in the bud before it gets too complicated 1221 01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:31,165 and you lose her entirely. 1222 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,167 - Right? - Yeah. 1223 01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:50,184 C. Great to hear from you. 1224 01:01:55,886 --> 01:02:00,325 It's time for us to meet... In person. 1225 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,284 Please say yes. 1226 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,259 Okay. Let's do it. 1227 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,740 How's tomorrow, 1:00 p.m., 1228 01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:27,047 the tables at the skylight market place? 1229 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,973 They can't blame me, you know, 1230 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,864 - if they don't get the work done. - Yeah, I know! 1231 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:44,369 So you guys really don't think I'm crazy? 1232 01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:47,328 Charley, you're meeting him in a crowded public place, 1233 01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:48,523 outdoors in broad daylight. 1234 01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,679 - You'll be fine. - However... 1235 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:54,509 If he looks remotely like Hannibal Lector, skedaddle. 1236 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,531 You know, it's wild that after all those emails, 1237 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,924 you still don't know what he looks like. 1238 01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:00,428 Yeah, well, he didn't want to send a photo, 1239 01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:02,561 and, frankly, neither did I. 1240 01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:03,935 You know what? What the heck? 1241 01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:05,303 I'll go. 1242 01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,131 - Really? - Yeah. 1243 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:08,436 I wanna see this guy. 1244 01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:12,397 Okay. 1245 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:17,576 Okay, so what's your mental picture? 1246 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:20,448 Okay, tallish... 1247 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,147 Maybe a little scruffy. 1248 01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,323 Kind eyes. 1249 01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,151 Soulful looking. 1250 01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:29,327 Yeah. Soulful. 1251 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:31,285 And a cute butt. 1252 01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,721 Well, yeah. 1253 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,289 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1254 01:03:35,463 --> 01:03:37,422 If artboy's half as great as you say he seems, 1255 01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:38,747 you should have done it a long time ago. 1256 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,556 What if he's here now? 1257 01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,578 I don't want him to know that you're my bodyguard. 1258 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,343 Okay, I got it. 1259 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,437 I'll just casually go over there and window-shop. 1260 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:50,000 And then I'll casually sit a few tables away, 1261 01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,566 and if it's a bust, sneeze twice. 1262 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,900 I'll just call your cell phone with a family emergency. 1263 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,614 Okay. I feel like I'm in sixth grade. 1264 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,094 Ooh! I loved the sixth grade. 1265 01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,316 Bye, Charley. I'll see you back at the office. 1266 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:28,038 - Is this seat taken? - I don't believe it is. 1267 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,212 Perfect. 1268 01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:30,649 Thanks. 1269 01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:34,368 What's up with this guy, right? 1270 01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:36,350 Hey, man. 1271 01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:47,231 C Anderson? 1272 01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,320 Ben! It's you! 1273 01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,540 Yes... 1274 01:04:52,714 --> 01:04:55,413 C Anderson... 1275 01:04:55,587 --> 01:04:57,371 It is me, Ben. 1276 01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,948 What brought that on? 1277 01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:12,038 Just... the sum total of all of our experiences online. 1278 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,345 I just... I just... 1279 01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:16,390 feel like that's the first time 1280 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,393 that I kissed the real... C Anderson. 1281 01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,398 I thought you were gonna be at the tables. 1282 01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,097 Are you okay? 1283 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,316 Yeah, it's just... 1284 01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:31,318 Just the big... Picture becoming clear. 1285 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,364 Yeah. You could say that. 1286 01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:38,195 You really didn't know? 1287 01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,937 No. 1288 01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:49,771 There you go. Made you some hot green tea, 1289 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,382 and I ordered Chinese. 1290 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,123 Chicken and veggies only. No carbs. 1291 01:05:53,297 --> 01:05:54,646 Thanks. 1292 01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:01,783 Ben, how did you first get my email address? 1293 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785 I overheard you giving your email address 1294 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,570 to your friend, and I wrote it down. 1295 01:06:05,744 --> 01:06:08,399 But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1296 01:06:08,573 --> 01:06:12,316 I know that that's... Crazy and it's wrong, 1297 01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:14,231 but I don't regret it, 1298 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:15,725 because we got to meet each other. 1299 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:18,496 Chloe, when I first saw you... 1300 01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:21,629 Which was in the park walking across the bridge, 1301 01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:25,329 I was taken. 1302 01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:29,202 Your blond hair and your white dress were just... 1303 01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:31,770 Flowing in the wind. 1304 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:35,339 To me, you looked like an angel. 1305 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:38,124 Ben, there's something I need to tell you... 1306 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,302 Hold that thought. Hold that thought. 1307 01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:45,958 Yeah. 1308 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:48,308 No. Okay. Yeah. I'll... no, tell him not to leave. 1309 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,179 I'll be down there to sign for it. 1310 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:51,181 All right. 1311 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:52,355 That was just Collin. 1312 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,846 We're having some proofs delivered, 1313 01:06:53,879 --> 01:06:56,360 and my name is on the box. So I have to go down 1314 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:57,859 and sign for it, or we won't get it, okay? 1315 01:06:57,883 --> 01:06:59,817 So i-I'll be five minutes, and I'll be right back. 1316 01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:01,495 Okay? 1317 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,454 Just keep drinking the hot tea, 1318 01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:05,068 'cause you look better already, okay? 1319 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,676 I'll be right back. 1320 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,542 "Dear C. 1321 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:51,241 "I'm sorry I didn't show up today. 1322 01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:52,677 "I know it was wrong, 1323 01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:55,462 "and I apologize if I hurt you in any way. 1324 01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:58,639 "But I've realized what we've had all along 1325 01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,381 "is just a fantasy, 1326 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,428 "and it was probably foolish on both of our parts 1327 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:07,257 to think it could ever be matched in reality." 1328 01:08:07,431 --> 01:08:09,302 Need I go on? 1329 01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,305 Secret admirer wants to stay secret. 1330 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,439 I need to read you this part. 1331 01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:18,790 "Please know that you'll always live in my heart 1332 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,271 "and that no one can ever take away 1333 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,099 the joy we've shared." 1334 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,233 Hi, Chloe. Where you been? 1335 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:28,756 Just in with Jim. 1336 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:31,498 He had a question about one of the accounts. 1337 01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:32,693 I take it artboy didn't show? 1338 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,588 Nope. 1339 01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,329 Warm heart, cold feet. 1340 01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:38,549 It's all in here. 1341 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:43,206 Honey, I'm... I'm sorry. 1342 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,121 Not your fault. 1343 01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:54,347 You know, even though I never met artboy, 1344 01:08:54,521 --> 01:08:57,698 I really felt like I knew him. 1345 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,787 Because we talked about so many things, 1346 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:01,485 like little life things. 1347 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:02,659 - You know? - Yeah. 1348 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,444 I'd like to believe 1349 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:07,143 that at least that part was real. 1350 01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:08,840 Oh, Chloe... 1351 01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:11,210 You didn't tell Ben that I was meeting cyber guy, did you? 1352 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,454 Ben? No. Definitely not. 1353 01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,239 Okay. Good. 1354 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,502 It's all just too mortifying. 1355 01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:21,679 I really don't want anybody else to know, okay? 1356 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,377 Ladies, company meeting in the conference room. 1357 01:09:24,551 --> 01:09:26,771 - What's going on? - I'm just a messenger. 1358 01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,705 - Can we shoot you? - She's very cute. 1359 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,340 You know, I think you're 1360 01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:33,734 finally warming up to me, Charley horse. 1361 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,756 You call me that again, and I'll personally disable you 1362 01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,105 and enjoy every single second of it. 1363 01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:38,783 Yes! 1364 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:41,438 - I'm getting to her. - You're getting something. 1365 01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,396 I don't get it. 1366 01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:45,200 I'm gone for five minutes, and then she leaves. 1367 01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,357 And this is what... I find. 1368 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,315 And why are you telling me... what-what does 1369 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,882 "I need time to think" even mean? 1370 01:09:51,056 --> 01:09:53,580 I'm just riffing here, but I'd say it means 1371 01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,452 she needs time to think. 1372 01:09:55,626 --> 01:09:57,671 I don't get it, you know? 1373 01:09:57,845 --> 01:09:59,804 - She said everything was fine. - Maybe. 1374 01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:00,805 But the question remains... 1375 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:04,591 Why did she email artboy again? 1376 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:08,421 Team, we're gathered here to bid fond farewell to Val 1377 01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:10,435 as she leaves the warm and sunny playing fields 1378 01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,338 of Los Angeles 1379 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:16,081 for the cold and windy expanses 1380 01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:17,735 of that toddlin' town Chicago. 1381 01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:20,303 - Aw! - Here's your new uniform. 1382 01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:23,741 Thank you. 1383 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:26,309 It's just what I needed. 1384 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,486 And so slimming. 1385 01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:35,622 I also wanna give a shout-out to Val's replacement, 1386 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:38,625 and I'm happy to say that despite the availability 1387 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:41,585 of some talented players from the outside, 1388 01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:44,588 I decided to promote 1389 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:47,721 from within our own championship team. 1390 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,680 After all, 1391 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,334 we are a promotions company, right? 1392 01:10:53,901 --> 01:10:56,382 For put your hands together for game 1's new 1393 01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:59,429 director of marketing... 1394 01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:00,603 Ryan Burke. 1395 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,526 Congratulations. 1396 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,615 - All right, Ryan. - Kudos, Ryan. 1397 01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:20,667 Jim's an idiot and he doesn't deserve you. 1398 01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,452 And you deserve better. 1399 01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:24,845 I was waiting to see how things played out 1400 01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,780 with the job and with artboy before I brought this up, 1401 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:28,684 but, they said that I could bring someone in 1402 01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:31,591 - to run my office. - In Chicago? 1403 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,528 I'm not gonna pull any punches. 1404 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:37,597 It is cold. It is like north pole cold. 1405 01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:40,644 But... if you're up for the challenge... 1406 01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:43,647 Think on it. 1407 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,128 I miss you already. 1408 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,608 Me too, Charley. 1409 01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,262 Hey, Chloe, still working? 1410 01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,220 Yeah. 1411 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:53,715 Trying to impress your new boss? 1412 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,223 You should have gotten the job. 1413 01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,661 It's actually... Quite liberating 1414 01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,435 not to get what you had your heart set on 1415 01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:00,577 twice in one day. 1416 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:01,991 Frees you from all expectation. 1417 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,189 Charley, about your email guy... 1418 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,298 he's the last person I want to talk about right now. 1419 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,888 - Yeah, I know, but... - but nothing. 1420 01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,456 I refuse to devote another second of my life to that man. 1421 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,979 But... 1422 01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:14,155 I will say this. 1423 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,983 I got to him. That much I know. 1424 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:19,683 Yeah. 1425 01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:54,065 Chloe, it's Ben. 1426 01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:57,547 I think we should talk. 1427 01:12:57,721 --> 01:12:59,375 So... 1428 01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:02,682 Just call me whenever you're ready. 1429 01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:04,162 Okay. Bye. 1430 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:19,786 Hey, kid! 1431 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,223 - Hey! - What is up? 1432 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,835 The sacred shirt. 1433 01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,098 And... my lucky basketball shirt, 1434 01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:28,447 I'll have you know. 1435 01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,841 - So... hey, watch it. - Thank you, Ben. 1436 01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,973 This is really above and beyond the call of duty. 1437 01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:34,801 No worries. 1438 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:37,214 I actually needed to see a couple of smiling faces today. 1439 01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,588 Especially... 1440 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,067 That one, right there. 1441 01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,678 That toothy grin. 1442 01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:43,351 Ready to tear up the court? 1443 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,724 Let's see what you got, buddy. 1444 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,901 All net. 1445 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,035 Almost! 1446 01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,363 Harlem globetrotters style. Before your time. 1447 01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:56,954 But meadowlark lemon, this guy... 1448 01:13:57,128 --> 01:13:59,043 trust me, this guy was a wizard on the court. 1449 01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:02,916 Nice! 1450 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:07,791 Twooo! 1451 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:12,230 Nice! 1452 01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:28,681 He's really gonna miss it here if we leave. 1453 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,466 What are you talking about? 1454 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,859 Well, there's a chance I'll take that job 1455 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:35,645 that Val offered me in Chicago. 1456 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,516 Wait, you... 1457 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,214 You might be moving? 1458 01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:43,043 I haven't told anybody yet... 1459 01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:46,438 Not Luke, but... 1460 01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:50,573 I'm just waiting for it to actually happen first. 1461 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,752 Okay. 1462 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:58,189 That's... that's... that's, 1463 01:14:58,363 --> 01:14:59,973 that's a surprise. 1464 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,326 Well, I'm not loading up the trailer just yet. 1465 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,112 No. I know. 1466 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,290 I'd really miss that little dude. 1467 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:17,034 Yeah. He'll miss you too. 1468 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,123 So... 1469 01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:21,647 What is the potential job? 1470 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,257 - Argomont hotels. - You're kidding? 1471 01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:24,539 My partner Collin and I just did 1472 01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,043 some sample creative for them 1473 01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:27,784 through their local web. 1474 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,134 We're potentially up for a sizeable freelance gig. 1475 01:15:30,308 --> 01:15:32,310 - Really? - Yeah! 1476 01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,312 Well, whether or not I end up there, 1477 01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,357 I'll definitely tell Val about it. 1478 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,812 I'm sure she'll be able to help. 1479 01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:39,926 I... I didn't mean that. 1480 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,600 It's just that, I mean, if I got the job, 1481 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,017 then maybe we'd... Find ourself in the same city, you know? 1482 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:54,550 Nice! 1483 01:15:58,379 --> 01:15:59,990 All right, great work, team. 1484 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:02,209 Okay, on the count of three, game 1's motto. 1485 01:16:02,383 --> 01:16:05,082 One, two, three. 1486 01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:07,214 There's no "I" in team. 1487 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,608 - Louder! - There's no "I" in team! 1488 01:16:09,782 --> 01:16:10,782 Break. 1489 01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:18,748 Hey, there, beautiful. 1490 01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:20,488 Are you talking to me? 1491 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,183 There's a lunch table at cafe piccolo 1492 01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:23,666 with our name on it. 1493 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,145 Nice! 1494 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,407 I'll meet you downstairs? 1495 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,366 I like it. 1496 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:32,109 Looking good, Charley horse. 1497 01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,372 Thanks, Ryan. 1498 01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:37,941 Hey... what's the deal with you and Ryan? 1499 01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:41,248 I don't know. He likes taking me to lunch. 1500 01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:42,641 He's actually kind of fun. 1501 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,339 More fun than Ben? 1502 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:48,560 Charley, about Ben... 1503 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:52,129 I think, you know, he's meant for somebody else. 1504 01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,261 Why do you say that? 1505 01:16:56,568 --> 01:16:59,397 Well, what if a guy... 1506 01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:01,529 He never really sees the real you 1507 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,925 because he doesn't want to ruin the fantasy that he's created? 1508 01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:10,147 You talking about Ben or my secret admirer? 1509 01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,062 I'm sorry, I didn't... 1510 01:17:12,236 --> 01:17:13,256 Mean to bring it back to me. 1511 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,500 But Chloe, 1512 01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,371 you know that Ben's really special, right? 1513 01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:19,852 - Yeah. - Guys like him 1514 01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,811 don't come along every day. 1515 01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:24,030 You know, I just hate to see you do something 1516 01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,946 you regret, you know? 1517 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,774 Yeah. 1518 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:29,993 Trying not to. 1519 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,126 Hey. 1520 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,346 How soon do you need me? 1521 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,174 How 'bout yesterday? 1522 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:39,916 Yes. Thank you. 1523 01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:41,439 I look forward to it too. 1524 01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:42,658 Bye. 1525 01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,011 - We got the argomont job. - No. 1526 01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:49,186 - Yes. - We did? 1527 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,188 Yes! 1528 01:17:51,362 --> 01:17:53,407 Yes! 1529 01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,322 - Yes! - Ha ha! 1530 01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:56,936 Your pal Charley told Val about us, 1531 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,412 so she got a hold of our comps. 1532 01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,153 She loved them. 1533 01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:01,914 She made it her first executive decision! 1534 01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:04,201 We are in, baby! 1535 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,335 You should call your friend Charley and thank her. 1536 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:09,206 No, no, no, no. 1537 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,966 I gotta go to her office and thank her in person. 1538 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:12,775 - I'll be back. - Okay. Great. 1539 01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:17,910 I can't believe how fast all this has happened. 1540 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,279 One day you're here, the next day you're gone. 1541 01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:20,608 I know. 1542 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,436 I'm just lucky that my landlord 1543 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:23,873 had a waiting list for my unit. 1544 01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:30,227 Hey. I'm glad I caught you. 1545 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,577 I was just gonna stop by to tell you thanks, 1546 01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,187 you know, for everything you... 1547 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:35,721 no. That was all Val's doing. 1548 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,321 But I'm really glad it worked out. 1549 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:39,366 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 1550 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:44,154 So... You're actually leaving. 1551 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,939 Yeah. 1552 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,438 Well, when they throw you a going-away party, 1553 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:50,247 there's no turning back. 1554 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:53,250 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 1555 01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:55,861 But... Guess where I'm taking Luke 1556 01:18:56,035 --> 01:18:57,645 - on our way to Chicago. - Where? Where? 1557 01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:00,083 The mystery site. For his birthday. 1558 01:19:00,257 --> 01:19:01,606 Oh, my gosh! 1559 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,302 I can't wait to see the look on his face. 1560 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,261 He's gonna flip out! 1561 01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:07,873 I wish I could be there to see that! 1562 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:10,223 Safe travels, you know, 1563 01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,095 and please, tell Luke I say good-bye. 1564 01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,487 Give him a hug for me. 1565 01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:15,402 He's... he's gonna be a dodger in no time. 1566 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,623 I'll definitely tell him that. 1567 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,844 And take care of yourself, Mr. Ben. 1568 01:19:22,018 --> 01:19:24,324 I will. 1569 01:19:24,498 --> 01:19:27,197 And thank you so much, Chloe, for the great send-off. 1570 01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:28,491 Good luck around here, okay? 1571 01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:33,116 Thank you. Bye, guys. 1572 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,857 Take care. 1573 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:40,253 It's good to see you. 1574 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,956 I hate Chicago. It's stupid. 1575 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,672 You can't hate someplace you've never been, 1576 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:50,611 and an entire city can't be stupid. 1577 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,962 - Yes, it can. - Okay, go inside. 1578 01:19:53,136 --> 01:19:54,398 Check your room one more time 1579 01:19:54,572 --> 01:19:55,636 so we haven't forgotten anything, okay? 1580 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,660 - Okay. - Thank you. 1581 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,101 Hey, Chloe, what is it? 1582 01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:04,277 Everything okay? 1583 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:06,540 I know who your secret admirer is. 1584 01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:07,714 What? 1585 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:11,241 Charley, it's Ben. 1586 01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:13,069 - Ben? - Everything 1587 01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,506 that he thought he loved about me was you. 1588 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,595 Does Ben know about this? 1589 01:20:22,730 --> 01:20:25,298 I wanted to tell you first. 1590 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:31,391 Can we... Just keep it that way? 1591 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:34,264 Okay, and now, you know, I have so much stuff I gotta do, 1592 01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:35,478 so I'm gonna say good-bye. 1593 01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,267 - No... - thank you. 1594 01:20:37,441 --> 01:20:38,441 Okay. 1595 01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:47,320 So I was emailing Charley this whole time. 1596 01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:52,151 How'd that happen? 1597 01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:53,563 You know, for a guy who's so interested 1598 01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,285 in life's little details, 1599 01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,330 there's one you never realized. 1600 01:20:57,504 --> 01:20:59,637 I spell my name with an e-n, not an o-n... 1601 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:02,205 Like Charley, who does. 1602 01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:04,381 C Anderson. 1603 01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:08,298 Look, Ben, I-I don't mean to be harsh, but... 1604 01:21:08,472 --> 01:21:10,169 We don't belong together. 1605 01:21:10,343 --> 01:21:12,389 Yeah, I know. 1606 01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:14,347 And that's not to say 1607 01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:16,412 that you're not the nicest guy that I've ever dated. 1608 01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:18,284 Or that I haven't really enjoyed being with you, 1609 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,700 but the truth is, 1610 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,156 I belong with someone more like... 1611 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,703 Me. 1612 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,489 And I need to be with someone... 1613 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,360 Who knows your favorite color, 1614 01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:29,101 who actually likes pie and pesto 1615 01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,494 and Dotty Springsteen. 1616 01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:33,323 - Dusty Springfield. - And most importantly, 1617 01:21:33,497 --> 01:21:35,020 someone who believes in true love. 1618 01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:40,430 And who's probably pulling out of her driveway as we speak. 1619 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,027 Oh, my gosh! 1620 01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:50,340 Chloe? Chloe! 1621 01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:52,255 I'm sorry, Chloe. I gotta go. 1622 01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,271 Happy birthday! 1623 01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:12,579 Ha. 1624 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,538 Thank you, guys. 1625 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,192 You know what I wished for? 1626 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:17,671 I wished I had a... 1627 01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:19,499 if you tell, it won't come true. 1628 01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:21,458 Says who? 1629 01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:23,547 I don't know. But that's what they say. 1630 01:22:23,721 --> 01:22:26,506 Okay. Then... 1631 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,682 Tell me what you would have wished for. 1632 01:22:28,856 --> 01:22:30,554 Come on, mom. You can tell me. 1633 01:22:35,689 --> 01:22:37,256 Hey, you just missed them. 1634 01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:42,261 Okay. 1635 01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:43,436 Thanks. 1636 01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,439 Excuse me, ma'am. 1637 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,902 Would you happen to know how to get to the mystery site? 1638 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,066 Mom! Look! Mystery site! 1639 01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,547 Thanks, mom. 1640 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,506 This is gonna be the best birthday ever. 1641 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:15,207 We're here. We're actually here! 1642 01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,296 I know, sweetheart. Hey... 1643 01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,776 I know you've built this place up 1644 01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,691 so much in your mind, but... 1645 01:23:20,865 --> 01:23:22,669 I just want to make sure you don't get disappointed, okay? 1646 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,174 I won't. Come on! 1647 01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:26,175 All right, you go ahead. 1648 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,481 I'll catch up. 1649 01:23:33,878 --> 01:23:35,445 Hey, mom! Look. 1650 01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:38,143 Don't tell me. 1651 01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:39,317 A dinosaur. 1652 01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,277 No. A dog. 1653 01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:43,496 And he has two different color eyes. 1654 01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:53,158 Ben! 1655 01:23:57,815 --> 01:23:58,816 Ben! 1656 01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:02,341 Hey, hey, hey! Little dude! 1657 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:04,561 How are you? 1658 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,128 Sorry for crashing, but... 1659 01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:09,218 I do... 1660 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:10,480 Still have my invite. 1661 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:11,654 Cool. 1662 01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:15,111 I'm gonna go play with the dog. 1663 01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:25,712 So do you... 1664 01:24:25,886 --> 01:24:27,845 Believe in true luck or true love? 1665 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:35,374 I think I'm... 1666 01:24:35,548 --> 01:24:38,551 Starting to believe in a little bit of both. 1667 01:24:41,772 --> 01:24:43,165 Yeah? 1668 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,558 Good. 1669 01:24:54,437 --> 01:24:56,352 Hey, mom, guess what? 1670 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:58,745 My birthday wish came true. 1671 01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:00,486 That we come to the mystery site? 1672 01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:03,272 Yeah. That too. 1673 01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:08,277 Shall we? 1674 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:09,713 Come on, boy. 115578