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Previously on Raven's home...
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I'm gonna go take
you to see your mom.
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Yes! Finally!
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I've been acting out for weeks!
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I've already got
my suitcase packed!
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I want to come home.
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But we're bringing Levi to you.
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No, Rae, this is over.
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- Where's Levi?
- Oh, he got so excited,
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he ran up the ramp.
The kids are getting him.
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Why is the dock moving
away from the ship?
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It's not the dock
that's moving, it's us!
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The next stop is Miami!
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Miami?
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What are we gonna do, Rae?
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I mean, how are we
gonna catch up to them?
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Hold on tight, Chels!
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Can you do this, Raven?
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Of course I can!
It's for the kids!
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Now stop talking
and hold down my wig!
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♪ Hey... Yo ♪
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♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪
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♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪
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♪ But then life
had other plans ♪
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♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪
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♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪
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♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ♪
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♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ♪
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♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪
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♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪
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♪ C'mon! ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!
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♪ We get loud! ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ It's our crowd! ♪
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♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪
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♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ When it's tough ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ We got love ♪
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♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪
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♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪
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Yep! That's us.
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Oh, we're getting
closer and closer, Rae!
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We're getting further
and further, Rae!
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- That's because we stopped, Chels!
- What?
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- Chelsea?
- Yeah?
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Did you get a jet ski
that had no gas in it?
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I got a jet ski that had a key!
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Maybe it had a key
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because the gas tank was on "e."
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Did you notice that, Chels?
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Yes, yes I did.
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But there are countries
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where you drive
on the opposite side,
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so you know, maybe
"e" stands for "enough."
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Okay, this is it. Room 4002.
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Okay, I will turn on a light,
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so we can relish in the luxury.
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Ah yeah! Okay!
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Really? This, right here,
was gonna protect us?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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We're on a cruise with no
adults telling us what to do.
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Yo, it's like one of those '90s
movies our parents used to watch.
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We're boat alone.
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Let's go have some fun, people!
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All right, you guys
go figure out a plan
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while I go get us some food.
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- Okay.
- Ah yeah!
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This buffet's about
to get Booker'd!
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Booker'd! ♪
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Come on, come on, Rae!
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Quit it! It's no use!
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Pushing that thing isn't
gonna start the jet ski!
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We're stuck! Oh!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, maybe I can signal
to the ship from here!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- No, Chelsea! Stop it, Chelsea!
- We're stuck!
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- We're stuck!
- Chelsea, sit down!
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Sit down, Chelsea!
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You are about to tip us over!
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All right? Calm down, okay?
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Maybe, um... Maybe
we'll call for help.
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All right. Let me just, uh...
Let me just get my phone.
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Oh! Okay, okay.
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All right, we won't do
that. We won't do that.
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- How about I steady it...
- Okay.
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- And you get my phone.
- All right.
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- Ready?
- In the front thing.
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- Just be careful, please.
- Okay.
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Okay. Go.
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I'm just gonna get over you.
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- Steady it. Steady!
- I'm steadying! I'm steady!
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Steady! Steady! Okay!
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- Okay! All right!
- No. Chelsea. Chelsea!
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- I'm getting it! I'm almost done!
- Just be... just...
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Whoa!
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I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
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Okay. All right, I'm
gonna call the cops.
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They still have the
same number, right?
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Yeah, I'm sure they do, Chels.
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While you're on that phone,
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why don't you tell them that
these fish look suspicious.
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I think one of them
just side-eyed me.
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Hi. Yes, I'd like to
report a missing person.
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Uh, people.
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No, no. Me and my
friend, we're missing.
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Calling from?
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Hey, Rae, where
are we calling from?
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A jet ski in the
middle of the ocean!
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Oh. Did you hear that? Okay.
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- Um, what do I see?
- What?
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That's funny you should
say that, actually. I see sea!
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Hold on. Let me see.
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Can we get the number
for the jet ski company?
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Maybe they can
locate us on their GPS.
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- Good idea, good idea. Um...
- Yeah.
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Okay. Hold on. I'm just gonna
check one side over here.
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No, it's not over there.
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No, I don't see it. Let me look
on the other side over here.
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Hold on. Hold... Okay, okay.
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The good news is, Rae,
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I found the number
of the jet ski company.
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- The bad news...
- I know the bad news, Chels!
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I'm back!
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Did you know, there are
three buffets on every deck?
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Well, there are. Eat up!
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- We got eight more to go.
- Okay.
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Awesome!
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Now, I was meant
to live a life of leisure.
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Hey, this food is
awesome and all,
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but your mom said
this cruise was a...
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Uh, what was the word?
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A paradise.
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Yeah, didn't she say
something about a tween disco?
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I could be down with that.
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She also mentioned
games and prizes.
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- Now, uh, I don't play games...
- Hmm?
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- But I'm down for some prizes.
- Okay! Okay!
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And I definitely saw a pool when
we were sneaking down here,
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and I've always wanted to
float on a giant pink flamingo.
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You know what I
need? I need a swimsuit.
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I could use some board shorts.
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And I could use a surf board.
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On a... on a cruise ship?
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We're unsupervised.
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And all we gotta
do, is show them this,
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and we can buy whatever we want.
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This place is amazing! You
sure we're not in heaven?
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Yeah, behind that door is
a combination toilet-shower.
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We're not in heaven.
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Oh, Rae! Rae, I see it.
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I see it, and the
light's still on,
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which means they still might
be able to track our location.
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It's right there.
Just gotta... get to it.
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That's not my phone, Chels.
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That's the sun
reflecting off the water.
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Oh!
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Huh. Oh, it's so beautiful.
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Chels, you always manage to make
the best out of the worst situation.
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- Oh.
- Remember when Devon and I broke up,
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you were like, uh...
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"More closet space for you."
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Okay, Chels,
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let's live to tell our
grandkids about this.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Um, how about this?
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- How about we paddle...
- Okay.
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With our shoes back to shore.
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Oh, well, I don't know
why we don't just...
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use these, uh,
emergency oars, huh?
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Chels, Chels! Those
are not emergency oars!
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That is a part of the jet ski!
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You are dismantling the one
thing that's keeping us alive!
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Okay, okay!
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All right, let me just snap
these bad boys back on.
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- Put them on, Chels!
- All right, they're on!
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Man, I don't know
when we'll get saved,
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- but I'm gonna look good when we do.
- Yeah.
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All right, let's go
find that wave pool.
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Uh, Booker... A
little help here?
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Dude... swag.
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Turn up!
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Yeah!
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- Go low, baby.
- Get it! Get it!
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- Go, low, baby! Yes!
- Get it! Get it!
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- Here we go.
- Just a little more.
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Whoa!
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- Ah!
- Ay!
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Guys, this is so much fun. And
nobody even knows who we are.
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- Levi Grayson?
- I'm out.
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A girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do.
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You're Chelsea's son, Levi.
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I've seen your
picture in her phone.
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So. Many. Pictures.
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Ha. So... Who. Are. You?
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I'm Bailey, your mom's boss.
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I've looked for her everywhere,
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and she's not returning any
of my texts or phone calls.
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V-rude.
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I have a note for your mom.
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Do I leave it with you
or one of your peeps?
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Uh, I'll take it.
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I've gotta set up for
my next presentation.
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Is that one of my lip kitties?
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Tabby, put it down!
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- I can't believe this!
- I know!
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Who even uses notes anymore?
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No! My mom's gonna get fired
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by the most influential
21-year-old in the country!
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That's what she wrote.
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It also says aunt Chelsea has one
more chance with her seminar today.
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Otherwise, she's out
like Nia should have been
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after that veggie
platter incident.
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Really? That's
what the note said?
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Guys, we've got to
save my mom's job.
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Remember that night we came
up with the mom commandments?
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You stood on the
couch with a staff
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and recited them to the kids.
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I wish I had that staff now.
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I would stick it into the water, part
the ocean, and walk right to that boat!
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Well, that would be good.
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My legs are stronger
than my arms.
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That would explain
why you're not paddling.
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!
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I just got so caught
up in our stories.
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Chelsea, I'm tired.
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You know, Rae, one
day we're gonna...
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We're gonna look back
on this day and laugh.
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Yeah, but not today.
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I know we're gonna
get through this, Rae.
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You and me can
never be defeated, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, before I do my
mom's presentation,
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I need to get in her head.
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Quick, does anyone
have a red wig?
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Levi, you've got this.
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All right? Just
like we rehearsed.
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You're right.
Bring in the crowd.
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Schmop presentation!
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Free pizza!
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Free puppies!
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Uh, meet Chris Pratt!
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Meet Chris Pratt!
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What? He's everybody's
favorite Chris.
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00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:55,458
Ladies and gentlemen!
250
00:11:55,542 --> 00:12:02,333
The incomparable
Chelsea... Grayson!
251
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,458
Thank you, thank you.
252
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,166
Welcome, everyone.
My name is Levi Grayson,
253
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,333
the son of schmop
creator, Chelsea Grayson.
254
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,083
As part of today's presentation,
255
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,542
I'm gonna have
my lovely assistant
256
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,583
pour food and drinks
all over the floor.
257
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:25,792
Ooh, that's gonna be a big mess.
258
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,500
- Oh, no, don't!
- No!
259
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:32,542
- Oh! That's so messy!
- How are we supposed to clean it?
260
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:36,500
And now my assistant
will take his trusty schmop
261
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,250
and effortlessly clean
up the mess he made.
262
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,917
Baby man, where the
heck is your mama?
263
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,875
I got friends on board
who want their free schmop.
264
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,917
And since you're
offering, I want my puppy.
265
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,458
And that fine Chris Pratt.
266
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,250
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
267
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,291
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
268
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,542
Huh?
269
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,250
Chels, it's happened.
270
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,333
What?
271
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,458
The light...
272
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,458
No! Rae!
273
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,917
The kids! What about our kids?
274
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,375
Oh, the kids! The kids!
That's right. No, mm-mm.
275
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,667
There's no light that's going
to keep me from my kids!
276
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,583
Ladies!
277
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,417
What? What's going on?
278
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,333
It's the light, Chels! It's coming
to get us! Don't go in the light!
279
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417
- Don't go in the light!
- I can't help it, Rae!
280
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,250
It's so warm and welcoming.
281
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,667
I don't want to hear that,
Chels! I got kids to see!
282
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,542
I got kids to see, Chels,
and it's not my time!
283
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,291
This is the coast guard.
284
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,208
- What?
- We're here to save you.
285
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,000
Oh my gosh! Oh,
it's military men, Rae!
286
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,083
How do I look?
287
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,166
Chels, I can't believe that's
the one thing on your mind!
288
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,458
You look like you've been asleep
on a jet ski for nights and nights!
289
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,208
- Hand me that pink mango lipstick.
- You got it.
290
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:16,291
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
291
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,667
Look, I love you babies,
292
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,375
but this presentation stinks!
293
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,375
Where's Chelsea Grayson?
294
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,000
Hey, be patient, people!
295
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,542
Hey, everybody,
stay in your seats!
296
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,250
The boat's moving!
297
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,709
Whoa, wait! She's here!
298
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,709
Will I get my money back?
299
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,542
My mom is right
here in my heart.
300
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,750
And so is the
secret to real wealth.
301
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,291
Hold on, now. The baby
man has something to say.
302
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,333
Go ahead, sweetie.
303
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,542
I can't believe I have
304
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:51,291
the Chelsea Grayson on my ship!
305
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,709
Yep, it's me!
306
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,125
In the flesh!
307
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,709
Um, how do you know me?
308
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,417
How do I know...?
309
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,542
Well, you invented the schmop!
310
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,542
You've changed the
lexicon of the coast guard!
311
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:04,667
And soon, the Navy!
312
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,333
We don't say, "swab
the deck" anymore.
313
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,458
We say, "schmop the deck."
314
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,041
And the hairstyle known as
the mop top? It's the schmop top.
315
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,417
Oh, right! You know what?
316
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,542
Schmop with the schmop-talk.
317
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,375
Schmop-talk. That's
a good one, Rae.
318
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,792
Can I use that?
319
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,625
Well, I'm sure if you
asked her nicely...
320
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:25,375
Kids, Chels. Kids!
321
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,583
- Yeah.
- I'm cold, right?
322
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,250
I've been waiting
to see my kids!
323
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,750
I've been sitting on
the ocean for six days!
324
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,041
Six days? More like two hours.
325
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,750
My journey, sir. My journey.
326
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,291
Well, I checked with
homeland security,
327
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,500
and we can't intercept a
cruise ship for a non-emergency.
328
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,375
Can you drop us off
at the shore in Miami?
329
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,542
- That's where the ship is heading.
- Miami is out of our patrol zone.
330
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,248
We're gonna have to
take you back to New York.
331
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,125
What?
332
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:53,458
Any other destination would
require a heli-schmopter.
333
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,667
That's right, the secret to
real wealth is inspiration.
334
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,625
And I am the inspiration...
335
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,375
For the schmop.
336
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:14,291
His mom needed to keep him
as far from the mess as possible.
337
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,500
Thus, the invention
of the schmop.
338
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,625
Yes, lil' Levi was with his mom
339
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,208
through the whole process.
340
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,500
And she was always with me.
341
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,709
And so was my auntie Rae.
342
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:30,667
Together, our moms are inspired.
343
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,583
And maybe their "mom
commandments" will inspire you.
344
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,625
- Whoo!
- Uh-huh.
345
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:38,667
- If thou sayest it...
- Uh-huh.
346
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,000
Thy child will repeat it!
347
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,250
Oh, talk to me now!
348
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,375
And if thou wearest white,
349
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,375
thy child shall have
something on their hands.
350
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,208
- They gotta have! Gotta have!
- Amen!
351
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,834
Hey, how about,
housework won't kill you,
352
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,291
but why take the chance?
353
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,333
I'm sorry, that was my mom.
354
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:04,417
But I do hear this one a
lot from Ms. B and Ms. G,
355
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,792
thou breaks it,
thou's gotta buy it.
356
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,583
Okay, okay, babies.
357
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,875
Now, that's all gold,
358
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,125
but how's it going
to make me rich?
359
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,750
Miss Bertha, if my
mom taught me anything,
360
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,125
it's that if you love someone
enough to sacrifice for them,
361
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,875
inspiration will come to you
362
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,458
and then you'll
finally find true wealth.
363
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:35,458
That was the wow
factor I was looking for.
364
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,542
Where is your mom, Levi?
She needs to take a bow.
365
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,875
Sadly, we have been
separated from our moms.
366
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,375
Last we saw them, they were
on a pier back in New York.
367
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,458
I really miss my mom.
368
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,792
Oh!
369
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,500
I'm a mom and a grandmother.
370
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,583
And I wish my kids
wanted to see me
371
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,250
as bad as this little one
wants to see his mama.
372
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,125
Turn this boat around now!
373
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,333
Find their moms!
374
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,625
Find their moms!
375
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:09,375
Find their moms!
Find their moms!
376
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,250
- You know what?
- What?
377
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,291
If they won't help us get our kids
we're gonna have to help ourselves.
378
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,875
Yeah, listen.
379
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,500
I think we passed some
lifeboats on the way in.
380
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:23,623
Good idea, Chels. Good idea!
381
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,542
On the count of three,
we make a run for it.
382
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,917
- Okay. Yeah.
- Ready? Okay.
383
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,875
One... Two...
384
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,834
- Whoa!
- Ahoy there, ladies!
385
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,667
You can't just be
schmoping up in here.
386
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,910
Schmoping "ahoy," you schmop.
387
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,333
- You can't do that!
- Yeah!
388
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,500
My apologies.
389
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,542
I just thought I'd let
you know that, um,
390
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,905
your kids are
apparently starting
391
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,709
some kind of commotion
on the cruise ship.
392
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:48,417
Rae, our kids, they
started a mutiny!
393
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,125
That's exactly what
we would've done.
394
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,208
Yeah!
395
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,875
I wouldn't call it
a mutiny exactly,
396
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,667
but the captain has put out
an emergency call for help.
397
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:56,625
What does that mean?
398
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,542
It means you ladies may
just get your ride to that boat.
399
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,667
- Come with me.
- Yes!
400
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,875
Oh, it's okay! We're
gonna find the babies.
401
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,750
We're gonna find them. We'll
be right there. We got it, yeah.
402
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:13,667
Find their moms!
Find their moms!
403
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:14,959
Find their moms!
404
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,000
Listen up, people!
405
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,417
The captain wants you to know
that he has put out an emergency call.
406
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,583
But he doesn't know
where these mothers are,
407
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,583
and can't move heaven
and earth to find them.
408
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,875
Look... Even if
we could find them,
409
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,834
you can't just get
on or off a boat
410
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,625
in the middle of the
ocean! It's impossible!
411
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,875
Nothing's impossible
when you're a mother!
412
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,625
Mom?
413
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:51,291
Kids, kids! I'm here!
414
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,750
I'm here!
415
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,041
Chelsea, your son is right here!
416
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,458
Just open your eyes
and get a move on!
417
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,959
I can't help it, Rae!
418
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,625
I have a fear of
heights, ladders,
419
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:05,625
you know, strong winds!
420
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,083
Rae, help me!
421
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,792
That was my vision!
422
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,625
Come on down!
423
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,709
Hold the ladder, kids!
Hold the ladder steady!
424
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,667
Hold the ladder!
425
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,959
Oh, Levi!
426
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Oh!
427
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:31,959
- Mom...
- Yeah?
428
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,834
I really tried my
best to save your job.
429
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:37,000
Oh honey, listen to me, okay?
430
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:40,250
Being your mother
is the only job I want.
431
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,542
I missed you, mom.
432
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,625
Oh, honey.
433
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,000
Oh, I missed you, too.
434
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,041
Family hug!
435
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:53,083
Uh, um... I said, "family hug."
436
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,750
Come here.
437
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:57,709
Aww.
438
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,625
Hold on, let me
get some of this.
439
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,458
- Bertha!
- Ay!
440
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,000
- Move!
- Whoop!
441
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,875
Chels, the surfboard
is bigger than he is.
442
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,792
Hey, he insisted on carrying it.
443
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh! Oh, I missed my plant!
444
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,542
Mwah!
445
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,792
Oh, I missed all these photos!
446
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,083
Ooh, I do not miss
cleaning that kitchen.
447
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,959
Tess, you left the
kitchen a mess!
448
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,625
Hey, it was either save the day
449
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,041
or clean the kitchen.
450
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,041
Oh, I'm so happy to be home!
451
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,000
I missed you! I
missed you so much!
452
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,834
You know what,
Chels? We need to talk.
453
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:41,291
You might need to sleep on
the couch for a couple of days,
454
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,125
because I've been using
your bed as a... third closet.
455
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:03,875
Oh.
456
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,208
You're here.
457
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,875
You're here.
458
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:11,083
That's right.
459
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,917
And I'm not going anywhere.
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