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Ungrateful...
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unholy...
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without self-control.
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Brutal.
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Not lovers of good...
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conceited...
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Have nothing
to do with them.
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Nothing.
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There will be terrible times
in the last days.
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People will become...
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Iovers of themselves,
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Iovers of money...
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boastful...
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proud...
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having a form of godliness,
but denying its power.
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And another upsetting thing
about these days of ours
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is the lack of respect
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that young people have
for their bodies.
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We must take
control of that.
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We must teach our children
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that God has not placed
them here
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just to
pleasure themselves.
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Amen.
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And that unclean thoughts
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are just as much a sin
in the eyes of God
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as the acts themselves.
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Isn't that right,
Rebecca?
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Shall we show everyone
what happens to those
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with unclean thoughts?
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Those who have given in
to the temptation?
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Those who put their
needs above God's will?
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Come, my dear.
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Let us show them.
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What?
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Isn't somebody
gonna help her?!
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It's all right, Rebecca.
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You're still pure.
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You have failed yourself
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and you have
failed God.
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May he have
mercy on your soul.
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GIRLS GONE DEAD
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Packing, dear?
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Yes, Mother.
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Mandy should
be here any minute.
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Is something wrong,
Mother?
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No, of course not.
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It's just that I'm gonna
miss you this weekend.
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I'm only going to
be gone for two nights.
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I know, but, Rebecca,
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you just got home
from school and...
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I really thought we'd spend
some quality time together.
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I'll be home
all next week.
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Well, come here a minute.
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I really
have to get going.
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Now, for your trip,
I got you some things
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that no young lady should
be without.
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Oh, Mother,
you shouldn't have.
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But I did!
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This isn't another
Tabernacle Chorus CD, is it?
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- Because I--
- Open it!
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Thanks.
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You may be away
from me this weekend,
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but God will always
be with you.
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It's for your vigils;
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plus to help you
read at night.
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I think the house we're
staying at has electricity.
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There's one more thing,
keep looking.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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I knew you'd like it.
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Well, it's definitely
something.
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Well, now that you have
all of your essentials,
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it's time to send you off
on your journey.
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Let us pray.
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May it be your will, God,
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that You lead us
toward peace,
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and make us reach
our desired destination
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in life, gladness and peace.
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May You rescue us from...
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the hand of every foe,
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ambush, bandits and evil.
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Mom, I really got
to get this.
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- Yo, bitch.
- Hey, Mandy.
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I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
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- Can I--
- Well, your ass better be
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in the middle of
fucking packing.
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- I'll be there in ten.
- All right.
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- I'll see you when I get--
- Ooh.
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And Missy scored
the fake IDs,
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so we should look
nice and legal this weekend.
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All right,
really gotta run.
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Whatever.
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- May we continue?
- Mm-hmm.
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Dear Lord, may thy word be
a lamp unto our feet
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and a light
unto our path.
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Amen.
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Mom, I've really
gotta go.
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I know.
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And yet again, the most
disgusting company
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in the country,
Crazy Girls Unlimited,
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are throwing their
annual orgy
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in Daytona Beach, Florida.
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Every year, we here at HBN
try to protect our youth
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from this
collection of perverts,
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and every year, the response
is the same.
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Just take a look
at their past behavior!
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You can become an HBN angel
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by showing
your support here today.
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What kind of angel
are you?
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I'm a nasty angel.
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Your souls are
in danger.
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These girls holes...
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Now that's what's in danger!
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And Moses, with the tablet in
his mighty hand,
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approached
the mountain and said--
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Show me your tits!
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We came across this,
obviously, pirated footage
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from the Crazy Girls website
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on the Internet.
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And, to make
matters worse,
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Daytona will become this year's
Gomorrah when pornographer
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Ronald Jeremy becomes
the master of ceremonies,
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and Nicko McBrain will play his
hard rock music.
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Big surprise.
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When questioned, here is what
their local sheriff
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had to say...
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Well, Holly, I've spoken
with Mr. Governor at length
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and we've come to
an understanding.
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As long as they
follow the rules,
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I don't anticipate
any problems.
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Such filth.
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Oh, Mandy's here.
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Oh.
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Becky!
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Long time no see!
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You look great!
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Thanks, Todd.
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- Why are you--
- Hello, Mrs. Foster.
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You look younger
every time I see you.
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00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,960
You sure the two
of you aren't sisters?
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Oh, Todd,
you're too much.
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And I told you a million
times, it's Rosemarie.
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So what brings you
here on this glorious day?
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Well, when a little birdie
told me that Becky here
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would be in town,
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I went straight out
and got us...
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... two tickets to see
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"The Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat"
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at the Surfside Amphitheater.
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Um, I can't,
you see, I--
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But Willie Aames
is touring with them.
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Rebecca, it sounds like such
a wonderful time!
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Then why don't
you go with him... sis?
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Rebecca,
don't be ridiculous.
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Come on, bitch!
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- Oh, sorry, Todd.
- Bec-- Becky--
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I got plans
this weekend.
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- Gotta run!
- Rebecca!
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Bye, Mom!
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Well, be safe
this weekend!
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Please don't do anything that
I wouldn't approve of!
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Just drive.
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What's up your ass?
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My mom strikes again
with the "Almighty Todd."
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Yeah, I saw that creep
in your driveway.
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Seriously, when is
she gonna stop with
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that arranged marriage
bullshit?
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I know.
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She's been trying to set us
up since we were, like, five.
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Uh...
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Ooh, ooh, I know.
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If it works out,
can I come to the wedding?
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Please?
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I already have the perfect
gift picked out for you.
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A key to your
chastity belt.
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Hey, hey, hey,
pull over, pull over!
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What, you want to
register there?
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Shut up and pull over.
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Fine... Mrs. Todd.
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Eww.
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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Unleaded?
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Yeah, that would
be great.
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- 20 bucks worth.
- 20 buckos.
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Hey, what's up?
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Yes, I retrieved
the Virgin Mary.
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No, her mom's not with her.
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God, you're such
a bitch!
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So how's the house?
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Does it suck or...
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Oh, really, so what?
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Oh, my God.
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No, I don't carry
that shit on me
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and don't ask me that
on the fucking phone!
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God!
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So where
are we going now?
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Oh, that's right,
Manatee Creek.
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Mm-hmm.
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We'll see you in 30.
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Manatee Creek?
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Yeah?
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You sure you want to be
going over there?
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Yeah, why?
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Don't really think you
belong in a place like that.
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I'll keep that
in mind.
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Holy shit!
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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This is going to be
one hell of a weekend!
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Peace.
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Hey, what about
my 20 bucks?
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Hey, come back,
you bitches!
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00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:02,699
Hey!
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Son of a bitch!
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00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:09,171
So did Missy actually get
permission to use this house
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or is this another one
of her schemes
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that involves us
climbing through a window?
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Would you relax for once?
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We're staying at a kick-ass
house on the beach,
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unchaperoned.
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Great, unchaperoned.
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- Go, Hammerheads!
- Go, Hammerheads!
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Whoo!
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Oh, this is so pretty.
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Fuck, yeah,
ready to party?
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This place fucking rocks.
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Welcome to Casa De Beer.
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The party's inside,
bitches.
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- Follow me.
- Let's go inside...
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Asses up, bitches,
party time.
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Sluts are here!
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Hey!
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I'm so happy to
see you guys.
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Me too!
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I know,
it's been forever.
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I'll show you
to the kitchen.
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Fuck, yeah.
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00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:16,311
Yeah!
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Even the kitchen
in this place is huge.
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We could cook for, like,
an army of men in here.
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I know.
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At least one day
while we're here,
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we should totally try to
make a real meal.
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No offense, Kel,
but we've all had your cooking
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and I'd like to be the first to
cast my vote as a no.
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Second.
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Anybody else remember that
cheerleading camp potluck?
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Oh, I remember that.
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00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,201
What was that you made,
sweetie?
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Cheeseburger soufflé?
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00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,405
Oh, what were
you thinking?
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Chocolate mousse
should not be layered
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- with ground beef.
- Right.
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I didn't mean to
make everybody sick,
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but the recipes,
they got mixed up.
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Blech!
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00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,280
God, Missy, I'm hurt.
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I've known you for
how many years
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and yet I've never
been here before.
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00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,121
Neither have I,
dumb-ass.
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00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,287
Dad usually rents it.
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00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,591
It just happened to be
empty this weekend,
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00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,291
so he offered it to me.
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Fuck, yeah.
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00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,902
I mean, this place
is amazing and everything,
265
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,030
but does anybody wonder why
our town's former sheriff
266
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,904
would have us stay here,
at party central?
267
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,443
Who cares?
268
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,442
Party...
269
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,110
It's her mother.
270
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,342
Hello, Mother.
271
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,781
I'm amazed it
took this long.
272
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,183
Yes, everything is fine.
273
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,448
What?
274
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,490
No, I already told you, boys
aren't staying at the house.
275
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,582
"Mommie Dearest."
276
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,152
I'll use them tonight,
I promise.
277
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,993
No, I haven't
tried it on yet,
278
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,692
but I'm sure
it fits fine.
279
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,760
Mom, I really have to go.
280
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,739
I'll call you on Sunday
when we're on our way home.
281
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,172
Love you, too, Mom.
282
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,039
Bye.
283
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,339
What is that?
284
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,175
- Drop it in.
- What?
285
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,908
You heard me.
286
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,449
I'm not giving
you my phone.
287
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,280
It's not just you,
Becky-- everyone.
288
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,410
Come on,
hand them over.
289
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,613
Hell, no.
290
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,246
Missy and I decided
that this weekend
291
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,347
there'd be
no interruptions.
292
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,652
Mm-hmm.
293
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,454
No parents,
no boyfriends.
294
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,758
And in Missy's case,
no booty calls.
295
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,128
Uh, what happens if there's,
like, an emergency?
296
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,133
Like Kelly
sets her hair on fire?
297
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,133
Hey!
298
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,137
We'll just have to dunk
her in the pool.
299
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,763
Isn't there a landline?
300
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,307
My dad shut
that off a year ago.
301
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,740
Ever since some fucking
French assholes
302
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,903
rang up the bill
calling Canada.
303
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,947
France isn't in Canada.
304
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,709
- Huh?
- Well?
305
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:32,775
We'll use my phone.
306
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,844
It will be for emergencies
and deliveries only.
307
00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:36,048
Well, I'm in.
308
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,818
Rebecca?
309
00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:42,989
Fine.
310
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:44,929
Seriously?
311
00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:45,931
Good girl.
312
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,093
Do it.
313
00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:49,363
Whatever.
314
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,603
Anything happens to that, and
you're buying me a new one.
315
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:55,835
Don't be such a bitch.
316
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,537
I'm putting them
in a safe place.
317
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,841
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go upstairs,
318
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,882
put on my new bikini
and go for a swim.
319
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,816
- Who's with me?
- Fuck yeah!
320
00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,512
Girls, I'll show you
to your rooms.
321
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,519
Grab our shit.
322
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:12,685
...
323
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,156
Cannonball!
324
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,433
Whoo!
325
00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:43,688
Whoo!
326
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,019
If you wanted to see them that
bad all you had to do was ask.
327
00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:49,688
Hell, who hasn't
seen them?
328
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,161
Watch it.
329
00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,563
Look, I got one!
330
00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,807
- Kelly!
- Oh, my God.
331
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:07,471
Uh, guys?
332
00:19:07,549 --> 00:19:09,915
I think we
may have company.
333
00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:13,443
Oh, sweetie, lack of sex will
do that to you.
334
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,956
- Do what?
- Screw with your head.
335
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,926
Baby, you're starting to see
guys hiding in bushes.
336
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:20,656
But don't worry,
337
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,755
the girls and I will
take care of that tonight.
338
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,231
That's right!
339
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,427
Yeah, Becky,
we'll help you out.
340
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,436
Are we still going to that
bar you told me about?
341
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,199
Wy Uh-huh. 's!
342
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,639
Daddy says it's crazy
this time of year.
343
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,838
He actually compared it
to Mardi Gras on crack.
344
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:39,040
So I say we go.
345
00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:40,582
Fuck yeah, I'm in!
346
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:41,947
- Me, too.
- Me, too.
347
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,248
Mardi Gras, I'll go!
348
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,753
We need one more.
349
00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:47,722
Well?
350
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,052
Come on, come on.
351
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,422
What are we waiting for?
352
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:54,122
...
353
00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,931
Go, Hammerheads!
354
00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:05,867
Oh, fuck!
355
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,136
God!
356
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,474
Learn to drive much?
357
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,580
Mud?
358
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,846
Why am I in mud?
359
00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:22,615
It is mud, right?
360
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:24,593
I hope that's mud.
361
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,859
Where the fuck are we?
362
00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:33,596
This is Wyld Wylee's?
363
00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:36,734
Who knew I'd need
a Malaria shot
364
00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:38,104
to come out tonight?
365
00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:40,473
Look, I say we still go in
and check it out.
366
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:42,011
What have
we got to lose?
367
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:44,047
Our lives, wallets.
368
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:45,206
Ladies?
369
00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,874
Everyone have their IDs
with them?
370
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,882
Uh-huh.
371
00:20:47,951 --> 00:20:48,883
Good.
372
00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:49,884
Now follow me.
373
00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,793
Nice asses!
374
00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:09,737
Welcome to Wyld Wylee's Oasis.
375
00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:13,174
I'll be your tour guide
for tonight.
376
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:15,007
Could I get you girls
377
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,537
some of our
famous monkey margaritas?
378
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:19,810
Um, yeah, hi.
379
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:22,352
There's not another Wyld Wylee's
around here, is there?
380
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,288
Nope, this is
the one and only.
381
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,985
World famous!
382
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:36,994
Is there a mortician's
convention in town?
383
00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:39,969
Because this
place... is dead.
384
00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,562
Cute.
385
00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:44,904
How old are you,
Sheila?
386
00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,068
I'm 26.
387
00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:56,109
Says here you're
born in 1968.
388
00:21:56,187 --> 00:21:59,453
Um, the guy at
the DMV was dyslexic.
389
00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:04,456
Oh, crikey!
390
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,794
No worries, no worries.
391
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,890
Come on, girls,
don't be shy.
392
00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:10,458
Take a table
393
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:14,097
and I'm going to
bring you some Congo Coladas.
394
00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,633
Come on.
395
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,374
There is something really
wrong with this place.
396
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:26,145
I like it.
397
00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:28,243
It makes me think of,
like, an Irish pub.
398
00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:32,786
What else can I get you?
399
00:22:32,858 --> 00:22:35,190
Um...
400
00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:37,456
I guess we'll
take some nachos.
401
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:42,557
Would that be small, medium,
or gorilla-sized?
402
00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:45,763
Um, gorilla-sized,
I guess.
403
00:22:45,838 --> 00:22:49,638
Oh, nice choice,
mate, nice choice.
404
00:22:53,113 --> 00:22:57,550
...
405
00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:12,662
One more round!
406
00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:13,892
Okay?
407
00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:22,975
Two rounds, two rounds!
408
00:23:34,087 --> 00:23:37,614
Becky, Becky, Becky,
Becky, Becky...
409
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,902
Oh, my God, watch out for
the fucking gorilla!
410
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,404
What are you
supposed to be?
411
00:23:54,575 --> 00:23:58,238
I'm just a helpful primate
bringing you your order.
412
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,213
Well, Dr. Zaius,
you forgot the plates.
413
00:24:01,282 --> 00:24:02,909
I'll get right
on that, ma'am.
414
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,780
Let me swing on over
to the kitchen.
415
00:24:04,852 --> 00:24:06,717
- You do that.
- Whatever.
416
00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:08,516
Something
is very wrong here.
417
00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:09,988
I know what you mean.
418
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,888
That Sasquatch
could talk.
419
00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:14,189
Not what I was
going for, Kel...
420
00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:15,421
but thank you.
421
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,760
No, I'm referring
to the fact that
422
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:21,734
this place is
called an oasis,
423
00:24:21,802 --> 00:24:24,771
but our bartender is dressed
like Panama Jack,
424
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,569
and this whole place
has a Hawaiian theme,
425
00:24:27,641 --> 00:24:30,735
yet a gorilla just served
us nachos.
426
00:24:30,811 --> 00:24:33,041
Sasquatch.
427
00:24:36,584 --> 00:24:38,313
What?
428
00:24:38,386 --> 00:24:39,820
Thank you.
429
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,022
I didn't order this.
430
00:24:44,092 --> 00:24:45,218
I know you didn't.
431
00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:47,523
He did... for you.
432
00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:55,602
Is he cute?
433
00:24:55,670 --> 00:24:57,865
I can't tell,
I'm seeing two of him.
434
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:00,237
That's one of him.
435
00:25:00,308 --> 00:25:02,868
On two stools.
436
00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,741
You guys are so mean.
437
00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:06,781
I bet he's
a really nice guy.
438
00:25:06,848 --> 00:25:09,316
Well, I am going to
go find out.
439
00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:14,386
- If she were--
- Oh!
440
00:25:17,192 --> 00:25:20,992
If she were at the drive-in,
he'd be the double feature.
441
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,654
Oh, I need a shot.
442
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,164
Here.
443
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,631
Cheers.
444
00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,467
Oh...
445
00:25:30,872 --> 00:25:32,396
Oh, why are you so green?
446
00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:35,000
Oh, I don't
feel so good.
447
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,409
I'm going to go to
the bathroom.
448
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,412
I know what will
make you feel better.
449
00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:39,607
I'll get you
another shot.
450
00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:42,114
Speaking of shots...
451
00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:44,918
- Oh, my God.
- What?
452
00:25:44,987 --> 00:25:46,477
You know Becky's
a lightweight.
453
00:25:46,556 --> 00:25:47,488
No.
454
00:25:50,326 --> 00:25:51,850
That.
455
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:53,657
Eww!
456
00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:56,197
It's like a car accident.
457
00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:59,462
I know I should
look away, but I can't.
458
00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:01,830
Eww...
459
00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,394
How much you want to bet
that she does it with
460
00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:05,304
"tons of fun" over there?
461
00:26:05,374 --> 00:26:07,399
I'm in,
I'm fucking in.
462
00:26:07,477 --> 00:26:09,342
That sounds like
a carnival ride.
463
00:26:09,412 --> 00:26:11,972
Uh, he looks
like a carnival ride.
464
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,039
Hey, cool it, cool it, they're
coming back to the table.
465
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:17,449
Hey, where's Becky?
466
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,852
I wanted to say
good night.
467
00:26:19,922 --> 00:26:21,947
Go Yeah. t?
468
00:26:22,024 --> 00:26:24,618
Jare-- Sorry.
469
00:26:24,694 --> 00:26:26,629
This is Jared.
470
00:26:26,697 --> 00:26:28,927
We are gonna go
for a little drive.
471
00:26:28,999 --> 00:26:30,261
Mm-hmm.
472
00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,596
Don't wait up.
473
00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:33,067
Mm-mmm.
474
00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:36,071
Lisa, can I talk
to you for a minute?
475
00:26:38,475 --> 00:26:40,204
No!
476
00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:42,973
We've gotta get going.
477
00:26:43,046 --> 00:26:46,345
Well, how long should
we wait for you two?
478
00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:51,376
Um, he says he's going to take me back to
the house.
479
00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:52,615
I am.
480
00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:54,748
In the morning.
481
00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:56,452
Let's roll!
482
00:26:57,928 --> 00:26:59,691
- Bye.
- Did that just happen?
483
00:26:59,763 --> 00:27:02,163
Are we just gonna let her run
off with some random dude?
484
00:27:02,232 --> 00:27:04,928
She'll be fine,
he seemed really nice.
485
00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:07,300
I mean, he did buy
her a drink.
486
00:27:07,371 --> 00:27:09,931
I'm sure Ted Bundy bought
a few drinks back in his day.
487
00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:11,338
Didn't make him
a good date.
488
00:27:13,577 --> 00:27:16,341
Up next is Wylee singing
"Forever Wasted. "
489
00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:18,813
Come on, handsome.
490
00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,408
I can't wait to see
what you're packing.
491
00:27:21,486 --> 00:27:23,647
Ahh!!
492
00:27:23,721 --> 00:27:26,747
How about
we go to your place?
493
00:27:26,824 --> 00:27:29,987
I don't know how my landlords
are going to feel about that.
494
00:27:30,061 --> 00:27:31,392
What?
495
00:27:31,462 --> 00:27:33,794
You live with
your landlords?
496
00:27:33,865 --> 00:27:35,298
I kind of, sort of...
497
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:36,924
Iive with my parents.
498
00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:41,494
Is there
any place we can go?
499
00:27:43,274 --> 00:27:44,366
I got an idea.
500
00:27:44,442 --> 00:27:46,410
Come on, come on!
501
00:27:46,477 --> 00:27:48,104
- What are we waiting for, then? - Hurry up!
502
00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:49,976
Go, go, go!
503
00:27:57,255 --> 00:28:01,715
Forever wasted by you
504
00:28:03,328 --> 00:28:06,092
Every time
you call my name
505
00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:09,361
It's music to my ears
506
00:28:09,434 --> 00:28:14,532
But I'll admit sometimes
I run away in fear...
507
00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:16,472
Oh...
508
00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:20,569
... my word's sincere
509
00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:24,673
I'm so
wasted by you
510
00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:34,990
Forever wasted by you
511
00:28:46,238 --> 00:28:47,364
Fuck my life.
512
00:28:49,908 --> 00:28:52,035
Ooga, ooga, ooga.
513
00:28:52,111 --> 00:28:55,512
Please welcome
Ronald singing "Hammersmash."
514
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:04,180
- Hammersmash!
- Whoo!
515
00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:07,381
Hi.
516
00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,325
You so have
a crush on him.
517
00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:14,026
He's my friend.
518
00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:19,333
Damn this.
519
00:29:19,406 --> 00:29:20,532
Can't get this
thing off.
520
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:27,541
Hammersmash
521
00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:28,706
Oh, my God, girls.
522
00:29:28,782 --> 00:29:29,908
Do you remember
this song?
523
00:29:29,983 --> 00:29:30,915
Hell, yeah.
524
00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:32,884
Junior year, baby.
525
00:29:32,952 --> 00:29:34,749
This is DC Hammer
526
00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,254
And I'm so good
527
00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:37,550
I think of all the rhymes that
you wish you could
528
00:29:37,624 --> 00:29:39,751
Up, come on,
you're dancing...
529
00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:41,384
Come on, Miss.
530
00:29:41,461 --> 00:29:43,326
And I'll move you
out of your seat
531
00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:44,954
With the baseline
of my funky beat
532
00:29:45,031 --> 00:29:46,862
And I'll make
you shake your ass
533
00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:49,026
Because this here song's
a Hammersmash
534
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,073
Oh...
535
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,575
A front-see!
536
00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,112
It's been a while since
I've seen one of those.
537
00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,074
Man this shit's a hit
538
00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:05,448
Hammersmash
539
00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:07,111
Yeah let's
get down to it
540
00:30:07,188 --> 00:30:08,587
Every time you hear me
541
00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:10,351
You want to
dance around
542
00:30:10,424 --> 00:30:14,292
To my dope-ass record
and my fresh new sound...
543
00:30:14,361 --> 00:30:15,589
Boys.
544
00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,426
When I start spittin'
rhymes like this...
545
00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:19,864
I told you,
it'd be right there.
546
00:30:19,934 --> 00:30:21,367
Is a number-one hit
547
00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:23,767
Dude, get this right here,
get this, film it.
548
00:30:23,838 --> 00:30:24,998
Right here, right here.
549
00:30:25,072 --> 00:30:27,267
Zack, are you
a fucking homo, dude?
550
00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:28,899
There's fucking hot chicks
right there, look.
551
00:30:28,976 --> 00:30:29,908
You want me
to shoot that?
552
00:30:29,977 --> 00:30:31,342
Look, Zack.
553
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,004
I'll get the one in pink to
let you put it in her pooper.
554
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,071
Dirk, but there's
none in pink.
555
00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:36,548
Exactly.
556
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,209
I love this shit.
557
00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,014
I don't know what
to say right here but
558
00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,520
Hammersmash
559
00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:59,496
This is so much better
than D&D!
560
00:30:59,574 --> 00:31:00,871
My shit don't stink
561
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,341
Or maybe
sometime it do
562
00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:05,902
Everybody else's stinks but
Hammer's don't stink at all
563
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,308
I'll be back
in one second.
564
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,478
I was going to tell you
take a picture
565
00:31:13,555 --> 00:31:14,681
'cause it'll last longer,
566
00:31:14,756 --> 00:31:17,486
but looks like you're
already doing that.
567
00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:20,050
You look like someone
who should be in the movies.
568
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,857
Mm-hmm.
569
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,057
Serious, you interested?
570
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,464
Why don't you bring your people,
come meet my people,
571
00:31:26,535 --> 00:31:28,765
and maybe we can
reach an agreement.
572
00:31:36,778 --> 00:31:38,439
Smack me, smack me
573
00:31:38,513 --> 00:31:40,344
Smack me
like a monkey
574
00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:42,474
Get ready, girls!
575
00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:46,553
Go...
576
00:31:46,621 --> 00:31:48,418
Hammerheads!
577
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,152
Whoo!
578
00:31:50,226 --> 00:31:51,716
Give me Yeah. second.
579
00:31:55,364 --> 00:31:56,490
Ahh!
580
00:31:56,566 --> 00:32:00,764
Easy on the teeth,
Lisa!
581
00:32:22,124 --> 00:32:24,149
You guys can't be locals.
582
00:32:24,227 --> 00:32:25,558
Why is that?
583
00:32:28,497 --> 00:32:29,862
Call it a hunch.
584
00:32:29,932 --> 00:32:32,264
No, actually we're passing
through on our way to Daytona.
585
00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:33,632
Greg here wants to
be a cameraman
586
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,967
for Crazy Girls Unlimited.
587
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:36,970
Right there!
588
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,336
Hey, this is Sal.
589
00:32:38,407 --> 00:32:40,307
Come party with me,
and my main man Beetlejuice
590
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:44,177
this weekend at the Crazy Girls Mansion in
Daytona.
591
00:32:44,248 --> 00:32:45,647
Crazy girls!
592
00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:46,740
Whoo!
593
00:32:46,817 --> 00:32:47,841
It's gonna be wild.
594
00:32:47,918 --> 00:32:48,885
It's gonna be crazy.
595
00:32:48,952 --> 00:32:49,919
You're gonna love it.
596
00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,147
You're going to be
followed around
597
00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:53,781
by the one and only,
exclusive Beetle Cam!
598
00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:55,290
Beetle Cam!
599
00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:56,986
See it my way!
600
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,085
You'll be having pillow fights
with the main man.
601
00:32:59,162 --> 00:33:01,596
The biggest schlong
in the world, Ron Jeremy.
602
00:33:01,665 --> 00:33:03,656
Well, I used to like
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
603
00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:06,328
Show up to this event
or drop dead.
604
00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:10,264
You guys know that Crazy Girls
is one of the fastest-growing
605
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:13,002
Fortune 500 topless video
companies in the world, right?
606
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,010
You're the only one
that knows that.
607
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:16,409
Why would I know that?
608
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,675
All you are is one of them
damn camera pervs, man.
609
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,376
That's right,
you handsome bastard.
610
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,849
I'm going to be
a famous one soon.
611
00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,284
Oh, good for you.
612
00:33:23,353 --> 00:33:25,617
We should try out.
613
00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:27,088
- You want to audition?
- Yes.
614
00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:28,624
Okay, what should I sing?
615
00:33:28,692 --> 00:33:32,128
Kelly, Crazy Girls Unlimited
is not a talent contest.
616
00:33:32,195 --> 00:33:33,992
We just saw
the commercial.
617
00:33:34,064 --> 00:33:35,463
It's a "who can get drunk
618
00:33:35,532 --> 00:33:37,967
and take their top off
the fastest" show.
619
00:33:38,036 --> 00:33:40,027
That takes talent.
620
00:33:40,104 --> 00:33:42,197
I can do that, too.
621
00:33:42,273 --> 00:33:43,706
Awesome.
622
00:33:43,775 --> 00:33:45,402
Rolling.
623
00:33:45,476 --> 00:33:47,706
I don't think so.
624
00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,615
Hey, could you guys
excuse me for a second?
625
00:33:51,683 --> 00:33:52,945
I need to go check
on our friend.
626
00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:54,575
Oh, there's another one?
627
00:33:54,652 --> 00:33:55,812
Uh-huh.
628
00:33:55,887 --> 00:33:57,946
Actually, there's two of us
missing right now.
629
00:33:58,022 --> 00:33:59,649
Sweet.
630
00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,919
- The more the merrier.
- Hell, yeah.
631
00:34:01,993 --> 00:34:04,484
Let's get some more of them
"tig" ol' "bitties" up in here.
632
00:34:06,431 --> 00:34:09,161
Is your friend here
retarded?
633
00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:10,860
Which one?
634
00:34:10,935 --> 00:34:12,368
Probably.
635
00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:15,338
He's from Belle Glade or some
other fucking redneck town.
636
00:34:15,406 --> 00:34:16,839
I ain't from
no Belle Glade, fuck.
637
00:34:16,908 --> 00:34:18,500
I'm from Pahokee,
man, shit.
638
00:34:18,576 --> 00:34:20,237
Oh, oh, oh.
639
00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:22,575
That is right
on Lake Okeechobee.
640
00:34:22,647 --> 00:34:25,343
The birthplace of
Mel Tillis.
641
00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:27,179
Who the fuck is Mel Tillis?
642
00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:30,221
I am geography major.
643
00:34:30,289 --> 00:34:31,551
I like rocks.
644
00:34:31,623 --> 00:34:35,059
Especially the shiny ones.
645
00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:38,290
Kelly, I think
you're confused.
646
00:34:38,364 --> 00:34:41,356
Geo-graphists don't
study rocks.
647
00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:42,991
Geologists do.
648
00:34:43,068 --> 00:34:45,332
Yeah, Kelly,
geo-graphists do.
649
00:34:45,404 --> 00:34:47,599
Uh-oh.
650
00:34:47,673 --> 00:34:49,538
So what brought
you guys here?
651
00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:53,374
Was it the, uh,
karaoke or fine wines?
652
00:34:53,445 --> 00:34:56,243
Greg here runs a video blog
and this month's topic
653
00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:58,840
is "Roadside bars and the
patrons who love them."
654
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,043
Mm-hmm.
655
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:01,711
Interesting.
656
00:35:01,787 --> 00:35:04,688
Look who I found
in the toilet!
657
00:35:04,757 --> 00:35:06,486
Can we go home now?
658
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,155
Open wide, sweetie.
659
00:35:10,229 --> 00:35:11,491
In a sec, Becky.
660
00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:13,258
Come on, meet our
new friends here.
661
00:35:13,332 --> 00:35:16,961
This is Eric, Zack, Bob.
662
00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:19,061
My friends call me, Bo.
663
00:35:19,138 --> 00:35:21,299
Hello, Bob or Bo.
664
00:35:21,373 --> 00:35:24,502
Finishing off the group is,
uh, Greg on camera,
665
00:35:24,577 --> 00:35:27,546
and, uh... Dirk.
666
00:35:27,614 --> 00:35:29,673
Charmed.
667
00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:31,273
Do you need any help
getting her to the car?
668
00:35:31,351 --> 00:35:33,444
Oh, my God,
that would be great.
669
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,114
- She's getting really heavy.
- Yes, oh, wow.
670
00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:37,417
Do you get
a merit badge for that?
671
00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:39,981
Okay, Missy,
playtime is over.
672
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:42,620
In a sec... I gotta get
some numbers.
673
00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:45,892
I thought you confiscated
all of our phones?
674
00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:48,627
Well, at least
I got rid of one of them.
675
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,999
You're such a bitch!
676
00:35:51,071 --> 00:35:52,538
Come on, Kelly.
677
00:35:54,441 --> 00:35:57,137
Say tomorrow, around 4:00.
678
00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:58,643
Definitely.
679
00:35:58,711 --> 00:36:00,042
We actually have to
go to Daytona.
680
00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:02,638
Dude...
681
00:36:02,715 --> 00:36:06,583
Tomorrow and we'll
all give you...
682
00:36:06,653 --> 00:36:07,950
something to film.
683
00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:09,716
You guys, Crazy Girls
happens all weekend,
684
00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:11,848
so we'll just get a room
down at the motel?
685
00:36:11,925 --> 00:36:12,949
Yep.
686
00:36:13,026 --> 00:36:14,550
Yeah, we'll see you there.
687
00:36:14,627 --> 00:36:15,958
See you, boys...
688
00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:17,587
tomorrow.
689
00:36:17,664 --> 00:36:19,394
Yeah, you will.
690
00:36:20,768 --> 00:36:22,463
All right,
let's get you in here.
691
00:36:24,405 --> 00:36:26,032
Stay, stay, stay.
692
00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,510
You're cute.
693
00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:32,842
Do I smell like vomit?
694
00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,312
Ew.
695
00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:36,713
Thanks for
all your help.
696
00:36:36,784 --> 00:36:39,252
So I guess I'll see
you around.
697
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,685
Count on it.
698
00:36:45,025 --> 00:36:46,686
Hey.
699
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,923
So what about Lisa?
700
00:36:49,997 --> 00:36:51,589
Should we call her?
701
00:36:51,665 --> 00:36:54,293
She'll be fine,
she's a big girl.
702
00:36:54,368 --> 00:36:57,997
Besides, we don't want to
interrupt anything.
703
00:37:00,441 --> 00:37:01,408
All right, see you guys.
704
00:37:01,475 --> 00:37:02,965
- Bye.
- Bye.
705
00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:04,704
Have a good night.
706
00:37:04,778 --> 00:37:06,245
Bye.
707
00:37:53,195 --> 00:37:55,129
Hello, and welcome to
another episode of
708
00:37:55,197 --> 00:37:56,960
"Fairways And Greens."
709
00:37:57,032 --> 00:37:59,899
My name is Montgomery Keybutter,
710
00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:02,232
though everybody on
the tour called me "Monk."
711
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:08,076
Instructing professional
golfers is quite different
712
00:38:08,144 --> 00:38:10,339
than pulling
the average man...
713
00:38:13,482 --> 00:38:14,813
Pendulum stroke.
714
00:38:16,619 --> 00:38:19,417
Watch the ball to the hole.
715
00:38:19,488 --> 00:38:20,887
It's that simple.
716
00:38:20,957 --> 00:38:23,721
And we will be joining Paul on
the green right after this.
717
00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:30,799
Crazy Girls Unlimited,
718
00:38:30,866 --> 00:38:31,958
the company that brought you
719
00:38:32,034 --> 00:38:33,331
"Ho, Ho, Ho's Christmas
Dreams"...
720
00:38:33,402 --> 00:38:34,960
Merry Christmas!
721
00:38:35,037 --> 00:38:35,969
Ha-ha-ha!
722
00:38:36,038 --> 00:38:37,130
I've got a boner.
723
00:38:37,206 --> 00:38:40,334
And "Irish Lasses
with the Hottest Asses."
724
00:38:40,409 --> 00:38:41,933
Top o' the morning to you!
725
00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:43,672
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
726
00:38:43,746 --> 00:38:48,012
Invites you to be the star
of our latest video...
727
00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,142
Mandy!
728
00:38:49,218 --> 00:38:50,845
... with the annual Spring Break Or Bust
blowout...
729
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,150
at our Mansion in
Daytona Beach, Florida.
730
00:38:53,222 --> 00:38:54,553
The party begins at noon today
731
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,752
with our celebrity emcee,
Ron Jeremy!
732
00:38:57,827 --> 00:38:59,227
Plus, at 7:00 p.m.,
733
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,663
there will be a special
performance by Nicko McBrain,
734
00:39:02,733 --> 00:39:06,100
singing hits from his
debut country album.
735
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,568
Yeah!
736
00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:11,233
Beetlejuice will be on hand
with the infamous Beetle Cam.
737
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:12,502
- Beetle Cam!
- Okay, I'm up.
738
00:39:12,576 --> 00:39:15,374
- Please, turn it off.
- Fine.
739
00:39:15,445 --> 00:39:16,707
As always, if you're
crazy enough...
740
00:39:18,048 --> 00:39:19,208
Well, good, now get up
and get ready.
741
00:39:19,283 --> 00:39:21,547
We're going to
the beach in 20!
742
00:39:24,688 --> 00:39:25,916
Okay.
743
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,048
- The beach?
- Mm-hmm.
744
00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,615
Swimming.
745
00:39:29,693 --> 00:39:33,129
Hey, Mandy, did, uh,
Lisa get back yet?
746
00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,721
Uh, no, not yet.
747
00:39:35,799 --> 00:39:40,133
And I think I know why.
748
00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,431
Someone called her
and warned her
749
00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:43,973
that Kelly
was making breakfast, blech.
750
00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:45,338
- Funny.
- Mmmm.
751
00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,070
Now get up
752
00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,578
or else I'm going to
have Kelly come up here
753
00:39:49,646 --> 00:39:51,011
with the plate
she saved you.
754
00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:53,778
Ummm...
755
00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:55,284
Let's go!
756
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,250
Whoo!
757
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,994
Whoo!
758
00:40:15,506 --> 00:40:17,337
Don't forget the booze!
759
00:40:18,643 --> 00:40:20,042
Let's go, hurry up.
760
00:40:20,111 --> 00:40:22,579
I hope there's really cute
guys at this beach.
761
00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:24,615
Yahoo!
762
00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,447
Here we come!
763
00:40:32,523 --> 00:40:35,686
So much fun!
764
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,022
Just like high school!
765
00:40:37,095 --> 00:40:39,996
Whoo!
766
00:40:40,064 --> 00:40:41,554
Oh...
767
00:40:44,569 --> 00:40:47,334
Okay, Missy,
what the fuck?
768
00:40:47,406 --> 00:40:49,840
We put up with this shit bar,
but this?
769
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,466
This completely blows.
770
00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:54,603
I thought we were going to
a beach, not a cemetery.
771
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,739
This fucking place is
where people come to die!
772
00:40:56,815 --> 00:40:58,612
What, who died?
773
00:40:58,684 --> 00:40:59,810
I just don't get it.
774
00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:02,080
Dad said this was
supposed to be a hip town,
775
00:41:02,154 --> 00:41:04,987
not a hip-replacement town.
776
00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:07,617
What... the hell?
777
00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:12,329
Phone.
778
00:41:12,398 --> 00:41:14,161
You'll fit right in,
Grandma.
779
00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:15,928
Oh, my God.
780
00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:18,367
- She's calling Lisa.
- Who cares?
781
00:41:18,437 --> 00:41:19,802
- I don't.
- Hey, Lisa.
782
00:41:19,872 --> 00:41:21,066
It's Jessie again.
783
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:22,903
Um, we're at the beach,
and...
784
00:41:22,975 --> 00:41:25,637
Are we going to stay or...
785
00:41:35,654 --> 00:41:37,519
Well, that explains it.
786
00:41:37,589 --> 00:41:39,648
- What?
- That.
787
00:41:42,128 --> 00:41:44,528
Fuck me!
788
00:41:44,597 --> 00:41:46,394
Not likely
in this town.
789
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:50,995
Now what?
790
00:42:01,114 --> 00:42:02,376
Oh, great.
791
00:42:03,516 --> 00:42:04,710
Hmm...
792
00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:12,517
- Hello, Melissa.
- Hello, Darren.
793
00:42:12,592 --> 00:42:15,288
Gee, Deputy,
what did I do wrong?
794
00:42:15,361 --> 00:42:18,159
Well, for starters,
going 65 in a 40.
795
00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,528
What are you gonna do?
796
00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:21,032
- Arrest me?
- Missy?
797
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,397
What are you doing?
Shut up.
798
00:42:22,469 --> 00:42:23,458
Oh, don't worry.
799
00:42:23,536 --> 00:42:25,595
Deputy Dickhead here
can't touch us.
800
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,970
Or at least not anymore.
801
00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:31,806
Melissa, that
was a long time ago.
802
00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:33,869
I thought we settled that.
803
00:42:33,947 --> 00:42:35,745
Hello, everybody,
this is Ron Jeremy
804
00:42:35,816 --> 00:42:38,512
and I'm calling all hot ladies
in the Space Coast area
805
00:42:38,586 --> 00:42:39,985
- to Crazy Girls Unlimited...
- Oh!
806
00:42:40,054 --> 00:42:41,578
- Is that where you're going? - Where?
807
00:42:41,655 --> 00:42:44,180
Daytona, to strip for
the cameras.
808
00:42:44,258 --> 00:42:46,488
Who I strip for and why
is none of your damn business.
809
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,584
So either give me a ticket
810
00:42:47,661 --> 00:42:49,754
or let us get
the fuck out of here.
811
00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:52,765
How many people do you got
staying at your dad's house?
812
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,199
- Excuse me?
- Aren't you missing someone?
813
00:42:55,269 --> 00:42:56,896
Well, yeah, actually,
our friend--
814
00:42:57,972 --> 00:43:00,873
How would you know how many
people I have with me?
815
00:43:00,941 --> 00:43:03,910
- So you are missing someone?
- Sort of.
816
00:43:03,978 --> 00:43:05,878
Our friend, Lisa, left the bar
last night with this fat kid
817
00:43:05,946 --> 00:43:09,211
and she
hasn't come back yet.
818
00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,250
I keep calling her phone, but now it's going
819
00:43:10,317 --> 00:43:11,682
straight to voice-mail.
820
00:43:11,752 --> 00:43:12,980
- Interesting.
- What?
821
00:43:13,053 --> 00:43:14,418
She pulls this
shit all the time.
822
00:43:14,488 --> 00:43:15,682
Last night when I was at
Wylee's, I thought that I--
823
00:43:15,756 --> 00:43:17,155
Last night at Wylee's?
824
00:43:17,224 --> 00:43:18,953
Are you spying
on me again?
825
00:43:21,929 --> 00:43:23,726
Do restraining orders
mean nothing to you?
826
00:43:23,797 --> 00:43:25,822
Look, I was just
trying to make sure--
827
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,561
I'm not sure what you're
trying to make sure of.
828
00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:29,570
We're fine, Lisa's fine,
she'll come back.
829
00:43:29,638 --> 00:43:30,696
- Don't worry about us.
- But-- but--
830
00:43:30,772 --> 00:43:32,535
I said everything
will be fine, Darren.
831
00:43:32,607 --> 00:43:34,336
Can I go now?
832
00:43:34,409 --> 00:43:35,501
Bye.
833
00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,041
Uh, are you going to
explain that one?
834
00:43:40,115 --> 00:43:41,810
Yeah, who was that?
835
00:43:42,183 --> 00:43:43,445
A mistake.
836
00:43:44,886 --> 00:43:48,151
837
00:44:27,430 --> 00:44:28,863
Let's go, Beet, get in there.
838
00:44:28,931 --> 00:44:30,455
I want that helmet so deep
up that twat,
839
00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:31,557
you can see
their uterus.
840
00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:32,999
Let's go, come on.
841
00:44:33,069 --> 00:44:35,401
Dive in, Beet,
dive in, come on!
842
00:44:35,471 --> 00:44:36,699
There you go.
843
00:44:36,772 --> 00:44:38,364
You're the Jacques Cousteau
of pussy, let's go!
844
00:44:38,441 --> 00:44:41,035
845
00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:44,602
Craziest Girls Unlimited
go crazy!
846
00:44:46,182 --> 00:44:48,343
Any girl that can
roll like a carpet,
847
00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,782
ride like a Harley,
848
00:44:49,852 --> 00:44:51,683
flip like
a cheese omelet
849
00:44:51,754 --> 00:44:55,190
goes upstairs to Sal's
private quarters,
850
00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:57,953
and you get
shot by Beetle Cam!
851
00:44:58,027 --> 00:45:01,224
And you know that's a good
career move for any girl.
852
00:45:01,297 --> 00:45:02,525
Dance your asses off!
853
00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:04,088
Come on!
854
00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:08,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
855
00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,034
Are your tits
on this list?
856
00:45:13,242 --> 00:45:15,335
Good, then make like
Michael and beat it.
857
00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,195
You have a beautiful face.
858
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,493
You should see my ass.
859
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,201
Whoa.
860
00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:46,970
Sorry, sweetheart,
no one's allowed upstairs.
861
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:48,068
Check it again,
meathead.
862
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:50,545
I'm on the A-list.
863
00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:52,547
What's your name?
864
00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:53,548
Destiny.
865
00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:55,482
I'm here for my close-up.
866
00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:56,678
Get them clothes off...
867
00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:58,618
Sal, you there, over?
868
00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,247
Yeah, it's Sal,
what's up?
869
00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:02,154
Sal, I got a girl down here
named Destiny.
870
00:46:02,225 --> 00:46:04,056
Oh, the one
with the little boy tits?
871
00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:05,526
Tits like a little boy?
872
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,324
Yep, that'd be the one.
873
00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,128
- Send her up.
- All right.
874
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:18,841
Tony?
875
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:19,934
Yeah, over here.
876
00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:23,208
Yeah, make sure you
get these, uh, fish buckets.
877
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,213
Get the release for them.
878
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,214
- You got it.
- Beet, come on.
879
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,216
Come on, come on,
come on!
880
00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,646
Ah-ha, way to go, Beet!
881
00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:33,782
Let's get one of those
dumb twat's drunk tonight
882
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,018
- and get you some pussy.
- Oh, yes!
883
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,617
Tony, enough with the bullshit,
bring the meat holes in.
884
00:46:36,694 --> 00:46:37,956
This other idiot here.
885
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,223
To the hot tub!
886
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,992
Ye You're dead. d.
887
00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,829
Yeah, work on the ass.
888
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,459
Beet, you got bigger tits
than this one.
889
00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,696
Keep moving please,
you're wasting--
890
00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,671
Ugh, no comment.
891
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:51,573
Yeah, give yourself
a pap smear with that one.
892
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,769
Here you go, hide your
crack pipe in it, sweetheart.
893
00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,107
Way to go.
894
00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:59,138
Put that over your face,
make everyone happy.
895
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,448
- Dy-no-mite, there you go.
- Diamond rings!
896
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,453
Camera time!
897
00:47:03,522 --> 00:47:04,887
Whoo!
898
00:47:04,957 --> 00:47:06,447
Woo-hoo!
899
00:47:06,525 --> 00:47:07,549
Very nice.
900
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:08,888
Check out this
piece of ass, baby.
901
00:47:08,961 --> 00:47:10,360
Check out that
piece of parm.
902
00:47:10,429 --> 00:47:12,329
Yeah.
903
00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:13,421
It looked like somebody--
904
00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:14,727
Look at that,
Beet, hit it.
905
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,131
Touch it, rub it.
906
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,600
Get Rub it down... man.
907
00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:18,966
That a boy!
908
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:19,969
Let me get
a whiff of that.
909
00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,266
Woo-wee!
910
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,174
Come on, get hot, baby.
911
00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:34,014
Give me the lines,
give me the lines.
912
00:47:34,086 --> 00:47:35,576
I love
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
913
00:47:35,654 --> 00:47:36,985
I'm barely 18.
914
00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:37,987
And you barely have
any tits.
915
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,580
You're lucky you got a job.
916
00:47:39,658 --> 00:47:41,558
Beet, zoom in on that.
917
00:47:41,627 --> 00:47:42,992
I'm just a freshman.
918
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,585
That's the only thing that's
fresh about you.
919
00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:45,925
Come on, baby.
920
00:47:45,998 --> 00:47:48,023
My dick's dying of cancer here,
looking at this garbage.
921
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,067
Come on!
922
00:48:23,369 --> 00:48:24,631
Yeah.
923
00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:25,693
Just a little bit more, come on,
let's see those piss flaps.
924
00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,433
Come on, put them forward.
925
00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:28,667
Come on,
baby, work it.
926
00:48:28,741 --> 00:48:31,073
You got to get me hot,
you got to get me stiff.
927
00:48:31,144 --> 00:48:33,203
Work it.
928
00:48:33,279 --> 00:48:34,405
All right, cut.
929
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,880
Beet, put the camera down, that's enough of
this shit.
930
00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,884
That a boy.
931
00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:40,885
I said cut.
932
00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:41,943
Here, take your T-shirt.
933
00:48:42,021 --> 00:48:43,750
Go downstairs, suck a dick,
make yourself useful.
934
00:48:43,823 --> 00:48:45,518
I thought that was part of
the deal anyway.
935
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:46,524
Shut up.
936
00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,357
Hold on, there's
somebody at the door.
937
00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,361
Hang out, Beet.
938
00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:55,064
What's up?
I'm busy.
939
00:48:57,738 --> 00:48:59,933
Jesus Christ!
940
00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:02,737
What the fuck?
941
00:49:02,810 --> 00:49:04,141
I'll see you later,
sweetheart.
942
00:49:04,211 --> 00:49:05,701
Beet, let's get
the hell out of here!
943
00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:07,076
What, huh?
944
00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:12,682
Save yourself, B!
945
00:49:12,753 --> 00:49:14,448
Don't worry about me,
man, don't worry about him!
946
00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:17,615
Jesus Christ, what the fuck's
going on in here?
947
00:49:21,695 --> 00:49:23,754
Get behind me, man,
get behind!
948
00:49:23,831 --> 00:49:25,799
So anything else
you want to do for me?
949
00:49:25,866 --> 00:49:26,798
Yeah.
950
00:49:26,867 --> 00:49:28,357
You and me later.
951
00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:29,902
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
952
00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:32,200
Please, Jesus...
953
00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,297
What about
a little head?
954
00:49:33,374 --> 00:49:34,671
God, stop, no!
955
00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:35,970
Fuck this!
956
00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:48,546
You motherfucker!
957
00:49:53,995 --> 00:49:55,428
See you later...
958
00:49:55,497 --> 00:49:56,759
shit head!
959
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:18,078
Tuu Laa Liittt
960
00:50:18,153 --> 00:50:19,745
Is that Lisa?
961
00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:21,288
I don't know, Einstein.
962
00:50:21,356 --> 00:50:22,789
I haven't
answered it yet.
963
00:50:22,857 --> 00:50:24,222
Well, if it's her, could you please ask her
964
00:50:24,292 --> 00:50:25,384
where our cell phones are?
965
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:29,191
I haven't updated
my status in, like, two days.
966
00:50:29,264 --> 00:50:31,027
People are going to
think I'm dead.
967
00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:35,059
Oh, hi, Daddy.
968
00:50:35,136 --> 00:50:37,297
Just the person
I wanted to talk to.
969
00:50:37,372 --> 00:50:39,500
Hello, pumpkin.
970
00:50:39,575 --> 00:50:40,906
How's the house?
971
00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:42,035
The house is fine.
972
00:50:42,111 --> 00:50:43,408
How's Vegas?
973
00:50:43,479 --> 00:50:45,037
It's just another
real-estate convention,
974
00:50:45,114 --> 00:50:46,604
but it's going well.
975
00:50:46,682 --> 00:50:47,774
So you girls
having fun?
976
00:50:47,850 --> 00:50:49,249
Oh, did you
go to Wylee's?
977
00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:50,250
Sure, did.
978
00:50:50,319 --> 00:50:51,581
Even met Wylee herself.
979
00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:53,053
Really?
980
00:50:53,122 --> 00:50:55,920
I'll take it you're taking in
the local culture.
981
00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,653
That depends, Daddy.
982
00:50:57,727 --> 00:50:59,786
Do you consider culture to be
shuffleboard tournaments
983
00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:01,853
and early bird specials?
984
00:51:01,931 --> 00:51:04,024
Because that's
what's going on here.
985
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:05,863
I mean, come on.
986
00:51:05,935 --> 00:51:07,835
A retirement community?
987
00:51:07,903 --> 00:51:10,463
What, are you
punishing me?
988
00:51:10,539 --> 00:51:12,006
Of course not, pumpkin.
989
00:51:12,074 --> 00:51:13,905
I bought that place
for peace and quiet.
990
00:51:13,976 --> 00:51:15,841
I figured that's
what you girls wanted, too.
991
00:51:15,911 --> 00:51:17,378
You know, after your
midterms.
992
00:51:17,446 --> 00:51:18,811
Right.
993
00:51:18,881 --> 00:51:21,247
- Thanks a bunch.
- You're welcome.
994
00:51:21,317 --> 00:51:22,682
So what else is going on?
995
00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:25,220
Well, guess who had the nerve
to pull me over today?
996
00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:26,618
What, no idea?
997
00:51:26,689 --> 00:51:28,623
Fucking Darren!
998
00:51:28,691 --> 00:51:31,159
- Darren?
- Yeah, Darren.
999
00:51:31,227 --> 00:51:34,197
Oh, and this place just
gets better and better.
1000
00:51:34,264 --> 00:51:37,097
Not only did I run into
psycho-stalker
1001
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,192
but Lisa disappeared
last night with some dough boy
1002
00:51:39,269 --> 00:51:40,566
from your favorite bar.
1003
00:51:40,637 --> 00:51:42,400
- And she hasn't shown up, yet? - No.
1004
00:51:42,472 --> 00:51:45,134
Her phone keeps going
straight to voice-mail.
1005
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,402
If it makes you feel better,
1006
00:51:46,476 --> 00:51:48,034
I'll put a call into
the station.
1007
00:51:48,111 --> 00:51:50,409
You remember what
kind of vehicle she left in
1008
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,710
or the name of the, uh...
1009
00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:54,876
friend she, um,
might have been with?
1010
00:51:54,951 --> 00:51:57,078
No idea on both counts.
1011
00:51:57,154 --> 00:51:59,179
Well, I'll take care
of it, all right?
1012
00:51:59,256 --> 00:52:00,848
And don't you
worry about Darren,
1013
00:52:00,924 --> 00:52:02,915
you will not be seeing him
again, okay?
1014
00:52:02,993 --> 00:52:04,358
Thanks, Daddy.
1015
00:52:05,729 --> 00:52:07,924
And look, you girls
want to have a fun evening?
1016
00:52:07,998 --> 00:52:10,091
I left some supplies in
the garage for you.
1017
00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:11,395
Supplies?
1018
00:52:11,468 --> 00:52:12,696
What kind of supplies?
1019
00:52:12,769 --> 00:52:14,293
Bingo?
1020
00:52:14,371 --> 00:52:15,338
Canasta?
1021
00:52:15,405 --> 00:52:16,531
No, you little wise guy.
1022
00:52:16,606 --> 00:52:18,471
Some party favors
from a shindig
1023
00:52:18,542 --> 00:52:20,339
I had just
a little while ago.
1024
00:52:20,410 --> 00:52:21,775
Party supplies?
1025
00:52:21,845 --> 00:52:22,777
Great.
1026
00:52:22,846 --> 00:52:23,778
Thanks, Daddy.
1027
00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:25,975
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1028
00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:27,540
Oh, I got to go, my--
1029
00:52:27,618 --> 00:52:29,483
my seminar starts
in a few minutes.
1030
00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:33,380
- I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Bye.
1031
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,948
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
1032
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,857
You don't go anywhere,
you little minx.
1033
00:52:36,928 --> 00:52:38,919
I got something for you.
1034
00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:40,657
You don't go anywhere.
1035
00:52:40,731 --> 00:52:42,722
And don't forget, you owe me
that rub and tug.
1036
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,893
- Well?
- Well, what?
1037
00:52:44,969 --> 00:52:47,062
What did he say
to do about Lisa?
1038
00:52:47,138 --> 00:52:49,436
He didn't say to do
anything about Lisa,
1039
00:52:49,507 --> 00:52:51,941
but he said he'll put a call
into his old station.
1040
00:52:52,009 --> 00:52:53,840
I'm sure she'll be fine.
1041
00:52:56,814 --> 00:52:58,543
Oh...
1042
00:53:01,752 --> 00:53:02,920
Kel, could you come with me?
1043
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,319
I could use
your help for a sec.
1044
00:53:06,424 --> 00:53:07,982
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1045
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:12,595
Ooh, I wonder what
kind of party supplies.
1046
00:53:13,831 --> 00:53:15,628
So?
1047
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:19,093
Is this the one?
1048
00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:20,331
You look great.
1049
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,337
Perfect.
1050
00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,566
Thanks,
but I don't know,
1051
00:53:22,641 --> 00:53:25,269
I feel like I'm just
going to fall out.
1052
00:53:25,344 --> 00:53:26,641
If you want to wear something
more conservative,
1053
00:53:26,712 --> 00:53:28,509
you can borrow mine.
1054
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,706
I've brought extras.
1055
00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:33,114
Uh...
1056
00:53:33,185 --> 00:53:35,813
Uh, where are
you going?
1057
00:53:35,888 --> 00:53:38,118
It's just us in the house,
1058
00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:39,748
and we've
seen them before.
1059
00:53:39,825 --> 00:53:41,156
Well...
1060
00:53:43,695 --> 00:53:45,026
All right.
1061
00:53:52,538 --> 00:53:55,598
1062
00:54:24,370 --> 00:54:25,530
What's with
the hula gear?
1063
00:54:25,605 --> 00:54:27,630
Is somebody having a luau?
1064
00:54:27,707 --> 00:54:29,538
Apparently we are.
1065
00:54:29,609 --> 00:54:30,837
My dad mentioned
something about
1066
00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:32,002
Ieftover party supplies.
1067
00:54:32,078 --> 00:54:35,013
I thought it was booze,
but, uh, we got this.
1068
00:54:38,117 --> 00:54:40,017
So I guess you put
these in the backyard.
1069
00:54:40,086 --> 00:54:43,180
Yeah, and the three of us will
take these out front.
1070
00:54:43,256 --> 00:54:44,188
Bottoms up.
1071
00:54:44,257 --> 00:54:46,817
Thanks, I'll try not
to drink it.
1072
00:54:46,893 --> 00:54:48,417
You do that.
1073
00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:53,022
1074
00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:11,714
One down.
1075
00:55:11,785 --> 00:55:13,514
Kelly...
1076
00:55:13,587 --> 00:55:15,817
Yeah?
1077
00:55:15,889 --> 00:55:16,913
Don't you think that'd
work better
1078
00:55:16,991 --> 00:55:19,653
if we put
fuel in there first?
1079
00:55:19,727 --> 00:55:21,422
Oh, right.
1080
00:55:21,495 --> 00:55:22,689
I get it.
1081
00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:25,463
What?
1082
00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:27,227
Is that the same
cop car from before?
1083
00:55:28,669 --> 00:55:29,601
Hey!
1084
00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:30,659
Oh, shit!
1085
00:55:30,738 --> 00:55:32,205
I see you, asshole!
1086
00:55:32,273 --> 00:55:33,831
Get off my property!
1087
00:55:33,907 --> 00:55:36,205
Hey, I'm more
than 100 feet away.
1088
00:55:36,277 --> 00:55:38,040
There's nothing
you can do!
1089
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,304
- man: Darren!
- Ahh!
1090
00:55:40,381 --> 00:55:42,042
I know
you can hear me!
1091
00:55:42,116 --> 00:55:44,641
That's right, bitch!
1092
00:55:44,718 --> 00:55:46,310
Go for Darren.
1093
00:55:46,387 --> 00:55:48,821
Get your ass to
1302 Beachside Road,
1094
00:55:48,889 --> 00:55:51,483
Daytona Beach, ASAP!
1095
00:55:52,726 --> 00:55:54,091
And don't come back!
1096
00:55:57,798 --> 00:55:59,095
- Fuck!
- Should we be concerned?
1097
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,360
He never hit you
or anything, right?
1098
00:56:00,434 --> 00:56:02,198
No, it wasn't
anything like that.
1099
00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:05,364
All lit out back.
1100
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,408
Is everything okay?
1101
00:56:07,475 --> 00:56:08,703
What did we miss?
1102
00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,369
Everything's fine.
1103
00:56:10,445 --> 00:56:12,743
Just another visit
from Deputy Douche Bag.
1104
00:56:12,814 --> 00:56:14,714
Next time your little
policeman friend shows up,
1105
00:56:14,783 --> 00:56:16,182
I'm calling the real cops.
1106
00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:18,151
Look, I told you,
my dad's taking care of it.
1107
00:56:18,219 --> 00:56:21,245
He's gone, drop it.
1108
00:56:23,391 --> 00:56:25,291
Showtime.
1109
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,349
Shit!
1110
00:56:26,428 --> 00:56:28,328
Oh, my God!
1111
00:56:28,396 --> 00:56:30,125
Whoa, get out of my way.
1112
00:56:30,198 --> 00:56:31,688
What's up, boys?
1113
00:56:31,766 --> 00:56:33,631
Glad you
could make it.
1114
00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:35,135
Someone recovers quickly.
1115
00:56:39,307 --> 00:56:40,274
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hey, Rebecca.
1116
00:56:40,342 --> 00:56:42,401
I like the one in blue.
1117
00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:58,456
Look at that donkey, man.
1118
00:56:58,527 --> 00:56:59,789
Why do you say, donkey?
1119
00:56:59,862 --> 00:57:01,159
It's an ass, man.
1120
00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:02,720
- What in the fuck?
- Oh, ass, okay, okay.
1121
00:57:02,798 --> 00:57:04,288
Drink your beer, man.
1122
00:57:06,736 --> 00:57:08,465
Come on,
you dirty girl.
1123
00:57:08,537 --> 00:57:10,562
Yeah...
1124
00:57:19,048 --> 00:57:20,982
Come on, drink up.
1125
00:57:26,455 --> 00:57:27,945
Okay, now for that
audition.
1126
00:57:41,604 --> 00:57:43,367
Drink up,
it's a party.
1127
00:57:45,574 --> 00:57:46,802
Hold on a second.
1128
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:49,974
I wanna go for a ride!
1129
00:58:00,590 --> 00:58:02,490
If you're going to kiss me,
kiss me for real.
1130
00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:07,292
What, do I have bad breath
or something?
1131
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,261
Whoo!
1132
00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:17,437
That would look
so cute on you!
1133
00:58:17,507 --> 00:58:19,441
What are you doing?
1134
00:58:22,612 --> 00:58:24,011
Yeah, right.
1135
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,048
Did you witness
the beheading?
1136
00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:27,083
No.
1137
00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:28,742
The whole thing happened
upstairs,
1138
00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:30,753
but the head
fell right into my shot.
1139
00:58:30,821 --> 00:58:31,913
And I was thinking,
1140
00:58:31,988 --> 00:58:35,480
whoa, this footage has got to be
worth something.
1141
00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:43,958
I'm telling you, Sheriff.
1142
00:58:44,035 --> 00:58:45,935
There's got to be
a connection.
1143
00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:47,868
Look, I'm not going
through this again.
1144
00:58:47,939 --> 00:58:49,031
I'm not.
1145
00:58:49,106 --> 00:58:51,131
We have two
missing teenagers,
1146
00:58:51,209 --> 00:58:52,904
a murder in the same county.
1147
00:58:52,977 --> 00:58:54,342
Oh, and what about
the guy hanging around
1148
00:58:54,412 --> 00:58:55,743
Missy Pratt's house?
1149
00:58:55,813 --> 00:58:58,839
The missing teenagers have been
gone for less than 24 hours.
1150
00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,747
They're probably
sleeping it off somewhere.
1151
00:59:00,818 --> 00:59:02,445
They'll come staggering back.
1152
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,216
Hell, they're probably
around here somewhere.
1153
00:59:05,289 --> 00:59:06,984
Oh, thanks, Tommy.
1154
00:59:07,058 --> 00:59:08,548
Let me take
a look at that.
1155
00:59:11,562 --> 00:59:14,895
Well, I'd say your theory is
pretty much a shit piece.
1156
00:59:14,966 --> 00:59:16,228
Oh?
1157
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,734
Well, unless that
perp you say you saw
1158
00:59:18,803 --> 00:59:22,569
was dressed like a monk
and carrying a sword.
1159
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,005
That's a war hammer.
1160
00:59:24,075 --> 00:59:25,565
A what?
1161
00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:27,907
A medieval weapon used by
religious zealots
1162
00:59:27,979 --> 00:59:30,777
for purification reasons.
1163
00:59:30,848 --> 00:59:32,145
And you learned
this where?
1164
00:59:32,216 --> 00:59:35,185
A local
Renaissance festival?
1165
00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,779
Have any of these
witnesses reported
1166
00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:40,484
what make of
vehicle the suspect left in?
1167
00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:44,290
I don't think anyone
was paying attention.
1168
00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,923
Too many other things to
look at around here.
1169
00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:50,324
Sheriff...
1170
00:59:50,402 --> 00:59:51,994
I have a really bad
feeling about this.
1171
00:59:52,070 --> 00:59:54,436
And you've obviously got a disability, right?
1172
00:59:54,506 --> 00:59:55,473
Huh?
1173
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:57,372
You know, that
hearing-impairment thing?
1174
00:59:57,442 --> 00:59:59,376
Come on, it's either that or
you're just not listening.
1175
00:59:59,444 --> 01:00:01,469
I mean, do you realize that
you're in direct violation
1176
01:00:01,547 --> 01:00:02,479
of the restraining order
1177
01:00:02,548 --> 01:00:04,379
the former
sheriff put against you?
1178
01:00:04,449 --> 01:00:05,381
I never touched her, I just--
1179
01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:06,917
It doesn't matter,
he's pissed
1180
01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:08,714
and he's threatening
to go to the city council.
1181
01:00:08,787 --> 01:00:10,220
They're questioning
my sanity.
1182
01:00:10,289 --> 01:00:11,551
- But you're--
- Shut up.
1183
01:00:11,623 --> 01:00:12,647
Here's the deal.
1184
01:00:12,724 --> 01:00:14,521
You stay away from
Melissa Pratt.
1185
01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:17,357
You're going to
stay away from Manatee Creek.
1186
01:00:17,429 --> 01:00:19,124
As a matter of fact...
1187
01:00:19,197 --> 01:00:21,392
you're off-duty
for the next 24 hours.
1188
01:00:21,466 --> 01:00:22,956
So just beat it.
1189
01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,167
Go.
1190
01:00:27,539 --> 01:00:30,168
But what about the guy
at Missy Pratt's house?
1191
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:35,143
The guy at Missy Pratt's house
was probably a peeper
1192
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:38,342
or some ex-boyfriend
with nothing better to do.
1193
01:00:38,418 --> 01:00:42,377
Do you realize, you're putting your entire
career
1194
01:00:42,455 --> 01:00:44,389
on the line
here for an ex-flame?
1195
01:00:44,457 --> 01:00:45,788
Get over it, get past it.
1196
01:00:45,858 --> 01:00:48,224
Those things
never end well.
1197
01:00:48,294 --> 01:00:50,125
And usually somebody winds up
getting hurt.
1198
01:00:50,196 --> 01:00:51,220
Okay?
1199
01:00:51,297 --> 01:00:53,390
Now listen, I got a dead
celebrity here.
1200
01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:56,299
I got 50 airheads
wrangling for an interview.
1201
01:00:56,369 --> 01:00:58,337
So let me do
my job.
1202
01:00:58,404 --> 01:00:59,632
Get out of here.
1203
01:01:15,855 --> 01:01:18,050
man: So, uh, anything else
you want to do for me?
1204
01:01:18,124 --> 01:01:20,456
Yeah, you and me later.
1205
01:01:20,526 --> 01:01:23,963
Actually, I got
a girlfriend already.
1206
01:01:24,031 --> 01:01:26,431
Well, it's not like we
have to fuck or anything.
1207
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,990
But what about
a little head?
1208
01:01:28,068 --> 01:01:29,399
Wait, wait!
1209
01:01:29,470 --> 01:01:30,596
God, stop, no!
1210
01:01:30,671 --> 01:01:32,901
Jeez, fuck this!
1211
01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:37,138
- Oh!
- Oh, my God, did you see that?
1212
01:01:38,812 --> 01:01:42,612
Tha Horrible. ual.
1213
01:01:42,683 --> 01:01:44,480
Good God.
1214
01:01:44,551 --> 01:01:45,882
Headless.
1215
01:01:47,254 --> 01:01:49,188
Looks like someone's hormones
got the better of them.
1216
01:01:51,358 --> 01:01:55,089
Not that I would know
what that looks like!
1217
01:01:55,162 --> 01:01:57,027
Hey, guys!
1218
01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,788
Hello!
1219
01:01:59,867 --> 01:02:01,266
Why would you do that?
1220
01:02:01,335 --> 01:02:04,202
Okay, I like porno
as much as the next person,
1221
01:02:04,271 --> 01:02:05,499
but your live show sucks.
1222
01:02:05,572 --> 01:02:06,596
Fine.
1223
01:02:07,675 --> 01:02:08,903
Sorry about that.
1224
01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:11,069
Maybe we should go somewhere
a little more private.
1225
01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:12,806
What do you guys think?
1226
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,675
Tha What? sie.
1227
01:02:17,752 --> 01:02:19,879
I could not stand
the sounds of them...
1228
01:02:21,156 --> 01:02:23,056
... for another
goddamn second.
1229
01:02:23,124 --> 01:02:24,182
Here, here.
1230
01:02:32,534 --> 01:02:33,865
All right.
1231
01:02:33,935 --> 01:02:35,061
Uh-huh.
1232
01:02:35,136 --> 01:02:37,400
What are you doing?
1233
01:02:37,472 --> 01:02:39,133
That's so bad.
1234
01:02:42,877 --> 01:02:44,936
Oh, this is going to
look so good on my reel.
1235
01:02:45,013 --> 01:02:46,810
Who's up for
a game of chicken, huh?
1236
01:02:46,881 --> 01:02:48,348
Come on, boys.
1237
01:02:50,285 --> 01:02:51,479
Whoo!
1238
01:02:53,088 --> 01:02:54,487
Follow the titties.
1239
01:03:02,764 --> 01:03:04,231
Ran out.
1240
01:03:04,299 --> 01:03:05,493
Who wants
another one?
1241
01:03:05,567 --> 01:03:07,398
Yeah.
1242
01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:11,531
Okay, I guess I'll just
bring the whole fridge.
1243
01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:17,773
What?
1244
01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:19,747
Ah, that's beautiful...
1245
01:03:22,618 --> 01:03:25,883
This is movie magic.
1246
01:03:25,955 --> 01:03:27,217
Uh-huh.
1247
01:03:27,289 --> 01:03:29,382
What are you doing?
1248
01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:31,255
What?
1249
01:03:31,327 --> 01:03:32,521
That's just bad.
1250
01:03:32,595 --> 01:03:34,426
That's just bad,
that's what that is.
1251
01:03:35,865 --> 01:03:37,093
Come on, Dirk.
1252
01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:38,155
Aren't you
going to get in?
1253
01:03:38,234 --> 01:03:41,431
I'm in the middle
of something here, okay?
1254
01:03:41,504 --> 01:03:42,596
Becky?
1255
01:03:42,671 --> 01:03:44,298
Um, I'm fine.
1256
01:03:44,373 --> 01:03:46,341
You guys have fun.
1257
01:03:48,611 --> 01:03:49,873
- How about you?
- No, I'm cool.
1258
01:03:49,945 --> 01:03:51,913
Oh, come on, don't be
like these two lame asses.
1259
01:03:51,981 --> 01:03:53,539
Come on, let's go
have fun.
1260
01:03:55,551 --> 01:03:56,813
Yeah,
have fun, Eric.
1261
01:04:00,156 --> 01:04:03,683
So what do you say we continue this
conversation
1262
01:04:03,759 --> 01:04:06,194
in the hot tub, huh?
1263
01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:09,095
- Come on, we'll just talk.
- Okay.
1264
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,067
I won't make you do anything
you're not cool with.
1265
01:04:12,135 --> 01:04:13,466
Come on.
1266
01:04:17,974 --> 01:04:20,374
What are you
doing out there?
1267
01:04:20,443 --> 01:04:23,139
Uh, just give me a second.
1268
01:04:24,514 --> 01:04:25,503
Just...
1269
01:04:45,602 --> 01:04:46,591
Hey!
1270
01:04:46,670 --> 01:04:48,535
Aren't you our ref?
1271
01:04:48,605 --> 01:04:50,436
Pay attention!
1272
01:04:50,507 --> 01:04:51,906
God!
1273
01:04:57,948 --> 01:05:00,144
The beer's all gone.
1274
01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:03,551
Asshole!
1275
01:05:05,690 --> 01:05:08,215
There's more
in the cooler, no?
1276
01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:09,486
What the fuck?
1277
01:05:12,396 --> 01:05:13,829
Nope.
1278
01:05:13,898 --> 01:05:15,195
All gone.
1279
01:05:15,266 --> 01:05:17,826
Well, somebody
needs to take the run.
1280
01:05:17,902 --> 01:05:18,926
Whoo!
1281
01:05:19,003 --> 01:05:20,937
I Can't you go?!
1282
01:05:21,005 --> 01:05:22,734
Bo and I were
just about to win.
1283
01:05:22,807 --> 01:05:24,035
In your dreams, bitch.
1284
01:05:24,108 --> 01:05:25,439
- Oh!
- In your dreams, bitch.
1285
01:05:27,378 --> 01:05:29,312
Come on, fuck.
1286
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,314
Fuck, fuck!
1287
01:05:31,382 --> 01:05:33,646
You got to be
fucking kidding me!
1288
01:05:36,153 --> 01:05:38,178
Come on, man,
I can do this.
1289
01:05:43,127 --> 01:05:44,719
Wait.
1290
01:05:44,795 --> 01:05:46,786
Wait, I feel movement.
1291
01:05:52,069 --> 01:05:53,037
Ahh...
1292
01:05:54,606 --> 01:05:56,073
It's showtime, folks.
1293
01:06:07,586 --> 01:06:09,053
Mood lighting.
1294
01:06:09,121 --> 01:06:11,055
Nice.
1295
01:06:12,157 --> 01:06:13,749
You started without me?
1296
01:06:17,696 --> 01:06:19,527
It's cool, baby,
I'll take over.
1297
01:06:22,267 --> 01:06:23,598
You're so wet.
1298
01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:24,829
Jesus.
1299
01:06:33,078 --> 01:06:34,545
What the fuck?!
1300
01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:37,445
What the fuck is...
1301
01:06:38,517 --> 01:06:39,449
Oh!
1302
01:06:54,968 --> 01:06:57,095
Y'all need me to pick up
anything else while I'm out?
1303
01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:59,104
Yeah, how about
a bottle of rum
1304
01:06:59,172 --> 01:07:01,163
and some hotter guys.
1305
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,435
Better stuff
that mouth before I do.
1306
01:07:03,509 --> 01:07:05,340
Fuck you...
1307
01:07:12,385 --> 01:07:13,875
Oh beer
1308
01:07:15,488 --> 01:07:17,149
How I love you
1309
01:07:18,391 --> 01:07:20,052
Don't you ever
1310
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,386
Leave me dry
1311
01:07:27,433 --> 01:07:29,264
What the fuck you
looking at?
1312
01:07:34,741 --> 01:07:36,333
See how that works?
1313
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:44,916
Fuck me.
1314
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,009
Shit.
1315
01:07:51,291 --> 01:07:52,849
Is that you, Greg?
1316
01:07:52,926 --> 01:07:55,121
Hey, Eric, you want to
go smoke a bowl?
1317
01:07:55,195 --> 01:07:56,127
Uh, no, I'm good.
1318
01:07:56,196 --> 01:07:57,458
Maybe later.
1319
01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,055
Come on,
let's go upstairs.
1320
01:08:02,069 --> 01:08:03,127
Fucking dick.
1321
01:08:06,006 --> 01:08:07,405
Do you guys
want to smoke?
1322
01:08:07,474 --> 01:08:09,499
Yeah, maybe
when we come back down.
1323
01:08:12,179 --> 01:08:13,271
You trying to scare me,
1324
01:08:13,347 --> 01:08:15,281
put me on that fucking
Internet of yours?
1325
01:08:15,349 --> 01:08:16,782
Think you're big?
1326
01:08:16,850 --> 01:08:18,317
Big old pile of shit.
1327
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,114
Splatter you
all over the fucking--
1328
01:08:21,955 --> 01:08:23,388
Holy fuck!
1329
01:08:23,457 --> 01:08:25,789
Goddamn it, you just cut
my fucking arm off!
1330
01:08:33,768 --> 01:08:34,996
Fucking leg!
1331
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,002
No, goddamn it!
1332
01:08:36,071 --> 01:08:37,595
Get away from me,
you fucker!
1333
01:08:37,672 --> 01:08:39,299
Goddamn it, fuck!
1334
01:08:39,374 --> 01:08:40,739
I'll kill you!
1335
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,434
Fuck...
1336
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:49,207
man: Are you doing everything
possible as a parent,
1337
01:08:49,284 --> 01:08:51,411
to make sure that they only
interact with
1338
01:08:51,486 --> 01:08:54,717
other good
Christian children?
1339
01:08:54,789 --> 01:08:59,123
Or are there parents lacking
in moral value?
1340
01:09:01,362 --> 01:09:03,557
What is ingrained in them
when you are not around
1341
01:09:03,631 --> 01:09:07,624
to control what they
see or what they hear?
1342
01:09:07,702 --> 01:09:10,762
And that is why we are having
a telethon.
1343
01:09:10,839 --> 01:09:12,864
But we need your help,
1344
01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:14,272
your kindness,
1345
01:09:14,342 --> 01:09:17,334
your gifts from the heart to
help us, your donations.
1346
01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:31,782
Wait a minute.
1347
01:09:31,861 --> 01:09:34,421
Can we just
slow down for a sec?
1348
01:09:34,497 --> 01:09:36,795
What's the problem?
1349
01:09:39,034 --> 01:09:41,093
- I said give me a second.
- What's the problem?
1350
01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:42,569
I thought
you were into it.
1351
01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:44,663
I'm-- I'm...
1352
01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:47,402
I'm just nervous.
1353
01:09:47,476 --> 01:09:48,602
Oh, I understand.
1354
01:09:48,677 --> 01:09:50,702
I'm a little nervous, too.
1355
01:09:50,779 --> 01:09:51,711
You're nervous?
1356
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:54,977
Sure, I'm just an average
guy, but you...
1357
01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:57,041
you are an
absolute knockout.
1358
01:09:58,554 --> 01:10:00,385
Listen, I don't want to
make you do anything
1359
01:10:00,456 --> 01:10:01,718
you're not cool with.
1360
01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:03,655
- Really?
- Really.
1361
01:10:10,699 --> 01:10:12,462
I just-- I can't.
1362
01:10:12,535 --> 01:10:14,264
I'm sorry.
1363
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,964
I knew I was wasting
my time with the wrong one.
1364
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,734
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me.
1365
01:10:18,807 --> 01:10:20,331
I-- I could be
downstairs right now
1366
01:10:20,409 --> 01:10:21,900
fucking that slut, Missy.
1367
01:10:21,978 --> 01:10:23,468
But stupid me.
1368
01:10:23,547 --> 01:10:25,412
See, I thought it would be more
fun to go for the challenge.
1369
01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:28,082
You know what?
1370
01:10:28,151 --> 01:10:29,880
You prudes
are all the same.
1371
01:10:29,953 --> 01:10:31,386
Oh, you act like you're
all about it,
1372
01:10:31,454 --> 01:10:34,389
but, really, you're
just a scared little girl.
1373
01:10:39,095 --> 01:10:42,087
Oh, sweetie, don't cry.
1374
01:10:42,165 --> 01:10:44,690
Save the water works for
someone who gives a fuck.
1375
01:10:44,768 --> 01:10:46,065
Yeah, I'm going to get
the hell out of here now,
1376
01:10:46,136 --> 01:10:49,367
and go get a blow job from
your friend, okay?
1377
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,100
You wouldn't do that.
1378
01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:52,471
Yeah, we'll see.
1379
01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:54,066
Fucking tease.
1380
01:11:06,156 --> 01:11:07,555
Come on, Zack,
let's roll.
1381
01:11:07,624 --> 01:11:09,785
No, I'm cool.
1382
01:11:09,859 --> 01:11:11,190
Plus, Bo's not back yet.
1383
01:11:11,261 --> 01:11:12,853
- Why, what's up?
- What's wrong?
1384
01:11:12,929 --> 01:11:15,922
Did you have
a little problem upstairs?
1385
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,901
I'm not the one with
the problem.
1386
01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,062
Don't waste your time, dude.
1387
01:11:20,137 --> 01:11:22,071
You're not going
to get anything anyway.
1388
01:11:22,139 --> 01:11:24,073
This house is full of
cock teases.
1389
01:11:24,141 --> 01:11:25,369
Fuck you, asshole.
1390
01:11:26,444 --> 01:11:27,672
You're not even
worth teasing.
1391
01:11:27,745 --> 01:11:29,269
Fuck you, cunts.
1392
01:11:29,347 --> 01:11:31,838
Whoa, Dirk, cool it, man,
go chill.
1393
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:33,110
You know what, I'm going to get my ass a
cab
1394
01:11:33,184 --> 01:11:35,345
and go to Daytona,
"Crazy Girls" or not.
1395
01:11:35,419 --> 01:11:36,443
At least those bitches
know how to party.
1396
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,249
Have fun, loser.
1397
01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:41,251
- Whoa!
- I need to go check on Becky
1398
01:11:41,325 --> 01:11:43,350
and see what your
asshole friend did to her.
1399
01:11:44,829 --> 01:11:46,956
No, no, no,
I'll go check on her.
1400
01:11:47,031 --> 01:11:48,555
I think I know what happened
up there, all right?
1401
01:11:48,633 --> 01:11:50,464
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1402
01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:00,641
Knock knock
1403
01:12:00,711 --> 01:12:02,508
Go away.
1404
01:12:04,982 --> 01:12:06,449
God, what?
1405
01:12:06,517 --> 01:12:09,487
Does "no" mean "yes"
to all of you?
1406
01:12:09,554 --> 01:12:11,749
I come in peace.
1407
01:12:18,063 --> 01:12:20,861
Do you want
to talk about it?
1408
01:12:20,932 --> 01:12:22,797
What's there to
talk about?
1409
01:12:22,868 --> 01:12:27,328
I'm just some uptight prude
who led your friend on.
1410
01:12:27,406 --> 01:12:30,170
Whoa, hey.
1411
01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:33,336
Do you really think that
about yourself
1412
01:12:33,412 --> 01:12:36,210
or is that
something Dirk told you?
1413
01:12:36,281 --> 01:12:37,908
Let me tell you
something about Dirk.
1414
01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:39,712
He's been giving
the same speech
1415
01:12:39,785 --> 01:12:42,310
three times a week since
high school.
1416
01:12:42,387 --> 01:12:45,151
He calls it
his "Mount Gushmore."
1417
01:12:46,858 --> 01:12:48,723
How could
I be so stupid?
1418
01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:50,728
You're not stupid.
1419
01:12:50,796 --> 01:12:52,923
Everyone makes mistakes.
1420
01:12:52,998 --> 01:12:55,762
You're smart enough not to
let it go too far, right?
1421
01:12:59,304 --> 01:13:01,568
Is, uh...
1422
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,903
is that your mom?
1423
01:13:02,975 --> 01:13:04,602
Yeah.
1424
01:13:04,677 --> 01:13:08,977
Uh, she gave this to me
when I was, like, seven.
1425
01:13:09,048 --> 01:13:11,141
It makes me sound
like such a little girl,
1426
01:13:11,217 --> 01:13:14,050
but sometimes...
when I look at it,
1427
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,214
it just seems like everything
will be okay.
1428
01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:21,021
Like she's there to
lead me down the right path.
1429
01:13:21,094 --> 01:13:22,686
Sounds stupid, but--
1430
01:13:22,762 --> 01:13:23,820
You're not stupid.
1431
01:13:23,896 --> 01:13:25,193
Stop.
1432
01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:28,700
It seems like she really cares
about you and loves you.
1433
01:13:28,768 --> 01:13:30,565
Seems like you're growing
into quite the young woman,
1434
01:13:30,636 --> 01:13:32,661
not a little girl.
1435
01:13:35,475 --> 01:13:37,602
That was bad.
1436
01:13:39,112 --> 01:13:40,477
No...
1437
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:42,411
That was--
that's horrible.
1438
01:13:42,482 --> 01:13:43,744
That's so bad.
1439
01:13:43,816 --> 01:13:45,374
That's a horrible line.
1440
01:13:45,451 --> 01:13:47,646
- Thank you.
- No problem.
1441
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,920
What is this?!
1442
01:13:56,864 --> 01:13:59,526
Oh, I get it, you get bored
with one and go for another?
1443
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,068
- Missy, you don't understand.
- Sure I do.
1444
01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:04,331
Your drama is ruining this
whole fucking weekend.
1445
01:14:04,405 --> 01:14:05,770
First, we have
to leave the bar early
1446
01:14:05,839 --> 01:14:07,704
'cause you puke on yourself.
1447
01:14:07,775 --> 01:14:09,868
Now, you run off
the best-looking guy in town
1448
01:14:09,943 --> 01:14:12,605
because you're scared
to put out?
1449
01:14:12,679 --> 01:14:15,307
Oh... what is this?
1450
01:14:15,382 --> 01:14:17,816
Who are you kidding
with this shit, Becca?
1451
01:14:17,885 --> 01:14:19,682
You pretend to be
holier than thou,
1452
01:14:19,753 --> 01:14:23,621
but actually,
you're just a selfish bitch!
1453
01:14:27,961 --> 01:14:29,292
Really?
1454
01:14:29,363 --> 01:14:30,625
I'm going to
get out of the pool,
1455
01:14:30,697 --> 01:14:32,858
I'm going to flatiron
my hair
1456
01:14:32,933 --> 01:14:34,161
and I'm going put on makeup
1457
01:14:34,234 --> 01:14:36,794
and I'm going to come up
here and yell at you.
1458
01:14:47,481 --> 01:14:50,747
Fucking prude-ass bitch.
1459
01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:02,092
Beer wagon's back, bitches!
1460
01:15:02,163 --> 01:15:03,824
All right,
I'm going to go help him.
1461
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:07,294
Whoo!
1462
01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:22,247
Hey, who ordered
the monk?
1463
01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,256
- What was that?
- I don't know.
1464
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:40,824
Zack probably
pulled down his pants.
1465
01:15:40,902 --> 01:15:42,836
He's Edan.
1466
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,217
Okay.
1467
01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:56,751
I'll get
Becky and Eric!
1468
01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,810
You get your phone
and call 9-1-1!
1469
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,048
And get Kelly!
1470
01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:01,248
Wait in her room!
1471
01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:09,858
Missy, are you
listening?
1472
01:16:09,932 --> 01:16:11,160
Missy?
1473
01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:16,504
Where is
the keys and phone?
1474
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,336
In-- in my purse.
1475
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,672
On-- on the bed!
1476
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:26,777
Fore, motherfucker!
1477
01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:28,476
I'll get my phone.
1478
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,246
Wait in my room, okay?
1479
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,755
Go!
1480
01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:43,623
Get the phone and go!
1481
01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:50,001
Did you come for
the radio this time?
1482
01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:51,404
What is it?
1483
01:17:45,796 --> 01:17:47,161
Okay...
1484
01:17:55,239 --> 01:17:56,570
Okay, okay...
1485
01:18:04,482 --> 01:18:06,074
What do we do now?
1486
01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,617
I say we make
a break for it.
1487
01:18:07,685 --> 01:18:09,152
What?
Are you crazy?
1488
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:11,586
No, I say we wait for
the police to come.
1489
01:18:11,656 --> 01:18:13,783
If Mandy called them, who
knows what happened to her?
1490
01:18:13,858 --> 01:18:15,223
I'm with Eric.
1491
01:18:21,832 --> 01:18:22,924
Okay.
1492
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,526
All right, look,
you two stay here
1493
01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,572
and lock the door
behind me.
1494
01:18:30,475 --> 01:18:32,966
What... fuck!
1495
01:18:37,382 --> 01:18:38,747
Fuck!
1496
01:18:52,731 --> 01:18:53,925
Shh...
1497
01:18:55,834 --> 01:18:57,199
Lock the door,
lock the door.
1498
01:18:57,269 --> 01:18:58,201
It's okay.
1499
01:19:07,012 --> 01:19:08,445
Oh, my God,
what's going on out there?
1500
01:19:08,513 --> 01:19:10,811
What the fuck is
going on?
1501
01:19:10,882 --> 01:19:13,316
I don't know.?
1502
01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:53,948
Fuck.
1503
01:19:57,864 --> 01:20:00,298
Mandy?
1504
01:20:00,366 --> 01:20:02,766
And Kelly?
1505
01:20:02,835 --> 01:20:05,770
Look, we've only
got one shot
1506
01:20:05,838 --> 01:20:07,999
and it's down that hall.
1507
01:20:08,074 --> 01:20:09,837
We can do this.
1508
01:20:09,909 --> 01:20:12,070
We have to go...
1509
01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,579
Let's do it.
1510
01:20:13,647 --> 01:20:14,614
Shh...
1511
01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:28,424
Go, go, go!
1512
01:20:32,299 --> 01:20:33,561
Come on,
come on, come on!
1513
01:20:33,634 --> 01:20:34,566
Let's go!
1514
01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:40,097
Oh, my God!
1515
01:20:40,174 --> 01:20:41,573
This way, come on!
1516
01:20:48,448 --> 01:20:49,540
Fuck this!
1517
01:20:49,616 --> 01:20:50,947
Get the fuck
out of my way!
1518
01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:53,880
No, no, it's going to
be all right!
1519
01:20:53,954 --> 01:20:55,353
Look at me, look at me!
1520
01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:56,719
No, it's going to
be all right!
1521
01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:58,451
It'll be okay,
it'll be okay!
1522
01:20:58,525 --> 01:20:59,890
Look, she's going to
go down fine!
1523
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:02,292
Missy's fine, look,
she's making it down just fine.
1524
01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:04,660
Look, she's going to
be all right!
1525
01:21:08,069 --> 01:21:09,001
You have to go now!
1526
01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:10,332
Rebecca, fucking jump!
1527
01:21:10,405 --> 01:21:13,033
- You have to go now!
- I can't, I'm afraid!
1528
01:21:13,107 --> 01:21:14,802
You gotta go!
1529
01:21:14,876 --> 01:21:17,344
- I'll be right behind you.
- Go, jump!
1530
01:21:19,747 --> 01:21:21,146
Becca, fucking jump!
1531
01:21:21,216 --> 01:21:22,513
He's going to
fucking kill you!
1532
01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,812
Jump!
1533
01:21:28,523 --> 01:21:30,150
- Holy shit!
- Ow!
1534
01:21:30,225 --> 01:21:32,853
Oh, my-- Becca!
1535
01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:36,260
Get the fuck up,
get the fuck up!
1536
01:21:36,331 --> 01:21:38,993
Run, Becca, run, run!
1537
01:21:50,845 --> 01:21:51,834
Go, go, go, go!
1538
01:21:52,914 --> 01:21:53,938
Run!
1539
01:21:58,186 --> 01:21:59,312
Oh, Darren!
1540
01:21:59,387 --> 01:22:00,878
There's somebody
in the house!
1541
01:22:00,956 --> 01:22:01,888
What?
1542
01:22:01,957 --> 01:22:03,982
Slow down.
1543
01:22:04,059 --> 01:22:05,390
Who's in the house?
1544
01:22:05,461 --> 01:22:06,393
What are you doing here?
1545
01:22:06,462 --> 01:22:08,123
Why are you holding that?
1546
01:22:08,197 --> 01:22:10,893
Come on, I got to get you
out of here.
1547
01:22:10,966 --> 01:22:11,898
Where's the backup?
1548
01:22:11,967 --> 01:22:13,400
All our friends are
dead inside.
1549
01:22:13,469 --> 01:22:15,403
Shouldn't you
be doing something?
1550
01:22:15,471 --> 01:22:17,871
What, what...
wait, all dead?
1551
01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:19,407
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm fucking sure, Darren!
1552
01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:21,170
Do your fucking job!
1553
01:22:21,243 --> 01:22:23,268
Well, I just-- I just
got to get you out of here.
1554
01:22:23,345 --> 01:22:24,835
- Come on!
- Wait!
1555
01:22:24,914 --> 01:22:26,279
What's going on here?
1556
01:22:26,348 --> 01:22:27,906
And why haven't you
calling anybody?
1557
01:22:27,983 --> 01:22:30,042
I'll tell you why
he hasn't called anyone.
1558
01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:31,746
He's not even supposed
to be here.
1559
01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:34,254
I have a restraining order
on this fucking pedophile!
1560
01:22:36,558 --> 01:22:40,654
Melissa, you know damn well
I never laid a finger on you!
1561
01:22:40,729 --> 01:22:42,219
Your friend here is
a fucking liar!
1562
01:22:42,298 --> 01:22:43,560
What?
1563
01:22:43,632 --> 01:22:45,759
I loved her and I was waiting
'til she turned 18.
1564
01:22:45,834 --> 01:22:49,429
Yeah, well,
that was the problem.
1565
01:22:49,505 --> 01:22:51,439
You know, you brought this
on yourself.
1566
01:22:51,507 --> 01:22:52,439
I didn't.
1567
01:22:52,508 --> 01:22:54,067
Whatever's actually
going on here tonight,
1568
01:22:54,144 --> 01:22:56,078
I know damn well
it's your fault.
1569
01:22:56,146 --> 01:22:58,011
Your slutty ways
have clouded your judgment.
1570
01:22:58,081 --> 01:22:59,605
Fucking don't...
1571
01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:02,811
Now, I need to get you
someplace safe!
1572
01:23:05,488 --> 01:23:07,513
Are you okay?
Did he hurt you?
1573
01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:08,921
Who the fuck
is this guy?!
1574
01:23:08,992 --> 01:23:11,893
What the fuck is going on
around here?!
1575
01:23:11,962 --> 01:23:13,657
Whoa!
1576
01:23:13,730 --> 01:23:16,255
Golly gee, somebody's
got a potty mouth.
1577
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:17,527
What the fuck?
1578
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,967
And to answer your question,
I'm Becky's boyfriend.
1579
01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:23,369
Ex-boyfriend!
1580
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,533
And how did
you know where I was staying?
1581
01:23:27,744 --> 01:23:30,736
Well, when you didn't
answer your phone,
1582
01:23:30,814 --> 01:23:34,750
Rosemarie asked if I would
come and check up on you.
1583
01:23:34,818 --> 01:23:37,082
She's very worried.
1584
01:23:37,153 --> 01:23:38,279
Do you-- do you
have a phone on you?
1585
01:23:38,355 --> 01:23:39,879
We have to call
the police.
1586
01:23:41,257 --> 01:23:42,986
Yes.
1587
01:23:43,059 --> 01:23:45,084
Looks like
someone already did.
1588
01:23:46,162 --> 01:23:48,597
Fucking yes or no,
douche canoe?
1589
01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:51,066
Well, duh.
1590
01:23:51,135 --> 01:23:53,103
Miss Manners.
1591
01:23:53,170 --> 01:23:54,569
It's-- it's in my car
1592
01:23:54,638 --> 01:23:56,697
and it's just around--
around the corner.
1593
01:23:56,774 --> 01:23:58,935
You tw Yes, thank you. ith me.
1594
01:24:03,981 --> 01:24:05,642
- No, he's not!
- I promise, it's gonna be okay!
1595
01:24:05,716 --> 01:24:07,081
Stop, he's
gonna fucking help us!
1596
01:24:09,387 --> 01:24:10,615
Is there a problem?
1597
01:24:10,688 --> 01:24:12,087
Todd?
1598
01:24:12,156 --> 01:24:14,124
Did you
follow me here?
1599
01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:22,357
Sorry to say that I did.
1600
01:24:24,001 --> 01:24:26,629
And what I've observed has
been very disappointing.
1601
01:24:30,374 --> 01:24:31,898
Oh, what's this?
1602
01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:42,314
What the fuck is that,
what is that?
1603
01:24:42,387 --> 01:24:43,945
Becky!
1604
01:24:44,022 --> 01:24:45,683
Hmm...
1605
01:24:45,757 --> 01:24:47,190
It's probably
one of the weapons
1606
01:24:47,259 --> 01:24:48,726
that God bestowed upon me
1607
01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:50,159
to kill all your
slutty-ass friends
1608
01:24:50,228 --> 01:24:52,662
who were trying to turn
you into a whore!
1609
01:24:52,731 --> 01:24:53,823
We have to get
the fuck out of here.
1610
01:24:53,899 --> 01:24:55,992
You know, for such
a sweet girl, Rebecca,
1611
01:24:56,068 --> 01:24:58,468
you hang out with some people
with very questionable
1612
01:24:58,537 --> 01:24:59,595
morals and values.
1613
01:25:02,707 --> 01:25:03,639
Like you.
1614
01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:13,211
Come on, Eric!
1615
01:25:21,193 --> 01:25:23,218
Gosh... darn...
1616
01:25:23,295 --> 01:25:24,489
sinner!
1617
01:25:27,966 --> 01:25:29,092
Oh!
1618
01:25:30,969 --> 01:25:32,368
Oh!
1619
01:25:34,773 --> 01:25:36,708
Oh, my God, get up,
come on, get up!
1620
01:25:36,776 --> 01:25:38,403
Jezebel!
1621
01:25:58,898 --> 01:26:00,490
Oh, God...
1622
01:26:04,003 --> 01:26:06,938
I knew I should have
went to see Willie Aames.
1623
01:26:07,006 --> 01:26:10,066
What... what the fuck
is he talking about?
1624
01:26:10,143 --> 01:26:13,169
She's going to be so
disappointed in me...
1625
01:26:28,728 --> 01:26:30,458
It's all right.
1626
01:26:30,531 --> 01:26:32,931
It's over now.
1627
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,592
It's not quite over...
1628
01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:37,730
... yet.
1629
01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:01,890
I've been wanting
to do that for so long.
1630
01:27:03,363 --> 01:27:04,591
Mother!
1631
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:07,962
Dear...
1632
01:27:08,035 --> 01:27:11,869
can you get away from
the pervert so I can finish?
1633
01:27:11,939 --> 01:27:13,839
Finish what?
1634
01:27:13,907 --> 01:27:16,432
Clearing your path.
1635
01:27:16,510 --> 01:27:18,375
Oh, come now, dear.
1636
01:27:18,445 --> 01:27:20,811
Did you really think that
I wouldn't notice?
1637
01:27:20,881 --> 01:27:22,109
I know.
1638
01:27:22,182 --> 01:27:24,242
Mothers always know.
1639
01:27:24,319 --> 01:27:25,343
No...
1640
01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:28,753
Oh, my poor sweet Rebecca.
1641
01:27:28,823 --> 01:27:30,381
The way your face lit up
when they announced
1642
01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,791
that flesh-fest was
being filmed not far from here.
1643
01:27:33,861 --> 01:27:35,419
These girls holes.
1644
01:27:35,496 --> 01:27:37,054
Now that's what's in danger.
1645
01:27:39,601 --> 01:27:43,367
Luke chapter 13,
verse three.
1646
01:27:43,438 --> 01:27:46,566
"I tell you no,
but unless you repent,
1647
01:27:46,641 --> 01:27:50,270
you will all perish
in the same way."
1648
01:27:50,345 --> 01:27:52,176
Don't you see now?
1649
01:27:52,247 --> 01:27:54,374
Todd and I knew you that
you were being influenced
1650
01:27:54,449 --> 01:27:56,440
by your friends
and the media.
1651
01:27:56,517 --> 01:27:58,781
It was the devil's work.
1652
01:27:58,853 --> 01:28:00,411
We had to make you
see the light
1653
01:28:00,488 --> 01:28:03,116
while your soul
was still pure.
1654
01:28:03,191 --> 01:28:05,955
That's when I asked God what
my next step had to be.
1655
01:28:06,027 --> 01:28:08,393
Remove the temptation.
1656
01:28:08,463 --> 01:28:12,229
Eliminate any possibility of
your being forced
1657
01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:13,494
to commit
unspeakable acts.
1658
01:28:16,905 --> 01:28:18,873
Oh, my God!
1659
01:28:18,941 --> 01:28:20,169
First, the bodyguard.
1660
01:28:29,218 --> 01:28:31,778
He was easily swayed by
the promise of sin.
1661
01:28:33,322 --> 01:28:35,187
Next was a girl
who had already given in
1662
01:28:35,257 --> 01:28:36,622
to otherworldly pleasures.
1663
01:28:38,427 --> 01:28:41,089
Followed by that pint-sized
minion of Satan.
1664
01:28:41,163 --> 01:28:43,256
- Wong gendeng!
- Whoo!
1665
01:28:43,332 --> 01:28:45,129
Oh!
1666
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,690
Who was given to me
as a sacrifice
1667
01:28:46,769 --> 01:28:48,430
by that despicable man...
1668
01:28:48,504 --> 01:28:50,529
Fuck this!
1669
01:28:50,606 --> 01:28:52,665
... who then took his
own life!
1670
01:28:52,741 --> 01:28:53,765
See you later...
1671
01:28:53,842 --> 01:28:56,072
shithead!
1672
01:28:57,146 --> 01:28:59,114
That was you?
1673
01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:04,451
Oh, my God!
1674
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:06,351
Beet and Sal are dead...
1675
01:29:13,229 --> 01:29:14,457
Great.
1676
01:29:14,531 --> 01:29:16,396
There goes my fucking check.
1677
01:29:20,570 --> 01:29:24,836
"Then the lust,
when it conceives, bears sin
1678
01:29:24,908 --> 01:29:27,934
"and the sin when it is
full grown
1679
01:29:28,011 --> 01:29:30,980
brings forth death."
1680
01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:34,414
James chapter one,
verse 1 5.
1681
01:29:36,353 --> 01:29:37,786
So you see.
1682
01:29:41,491 --> 01:29:43,083
He simply must die.
1683
01:29:57,507 --> 01:29:59,065
Oh, God...
1684
01:30:02,345 --> 01:30:03,972
Die, you psycho bitch!
1685
01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:27,066
God, why hast
thou forsaken me?!
1686
01:30:27,138 --> 01:30:29,106
Why don't you
ask him yourself?!
1687
01:30:42,153 --> 01:30:44,018
Hey, come on, come on,
we need to go get help, okay?
1688
01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:54,993
Eat dirt, bitch!
1689
01:30:57,601 --> 01:30:58,796
Holy shit.
1690
01:31:05,944 --> 01:31:08,936
Darren, what the hell
has happened here?
1691
01:31:09,014 --> 01:31:11,244
I'll put it in
my report.
1692
01:31:16,421 --> 01:31:19,515
About that move.
1693
01:31:19,591 --> 01:31:21,149
You've been
holding out on me.
1694
01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:23,421
I wrestled a little bit
in college.
1695
01:31:23,495 --> 01:31:24,553
Yeah.
1696
01:31:24,629 --> 01:31:27,063
I guess I never seen it done
on a woman before.
1697
01:31:27,132 --> 01:31:29,259
You can ask my ex-wife
about that sometime.
1698
01:31:30,602 --> 01:31:32,797
We got a multiple
homicide at...
1699
01:31:32,871 --> 01:31:36,671
Manatee Creek, 16301 Johnston.
1700
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,209
We're going to need EVAC.
1701
01:31:39,277 --> 01:31:40,904
Four ambulances.
1702
01:31:43,548 --> 01:31:44,810
A couple of body bags.
1703
01:31:59,465 --> 01:32:01,092
Look at this thing,
Darren.
1704
01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,828
It's been modified.
1705
01:32:02,902 --> 01:32:03,994
Modified?
1706
01:32:04,070 --> 01:32:05,196
Yeah, modified for a woman.
1707
01:32:05,271 --> 01:32:06,898
This is hollowed-out
aluminum,
1708
01:32:06,973 --> 01:32:08,565
Iike a baseball bat
with a sharp edge.
1709
01:32:08,641 --> 01:32:09,767
Look at this.
1710
01:32:17,149 --> 01:32:18,377
Please help...
1711
01:32:18,451 --> 01:32:19,645
my mother.
1712
01:32:19,719 --> 01:32:21,744
I know what
what she did was wrong...
1713
01:32:23,155 --> 01:32:24,816
Damn you, harlot!
1714
01:32:26,993 --> 01:32:28,790
Ashes to ashes, bitch!
1715
01:32:32,131 --> 01:32:33,496
Whoa!
1716
01:32:36,969 --> 01:32:39,062
Whoa, forget the ambulances,
we need a fire truck.
1717
01:34:19,474 --> 01:34:22,602
I'm so happy to be in
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
1718
01:34:25,013 --> 01:34:26,537
I'm a crazy girl.
1719
01:34:30,051 --> 01:34:31,848
Crazy girls!
1720
01:34:33,422 --> 01:34:37,222
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Crazy Girls Unlimited.
1721
01:34:37,292 --> 01:34:39,157
Ladies, step in and
give him a belly rub.
1722
01:34:41,630 --> 01:34:43,928
Hey!
1723
01:34:43,999 --> 01:34:45,125
I can rub some.
1724
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,498
man: We don't need you
to talk.
1725
01:34:47,569 --> 01:34:49,264
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1726
01:34:49,338 --> 01:34:51,272
Unlimited.
1727
01:34:53,142 --> 01:34:55,076
Whoo!
1728
01:34:56,145 --> 01:34:59,603
Tell me Sheriff, do you
watch Crazy Girls videos?
1729
01:34:59,682 --> 01:35:02,082
Well, you know
what they say, Holly.
1730
01:35:02,151 --> 01:35:04,949
One man's trash is
another man's treasure.
1731
01:35:05,020 --> 01:35:08,547
1732
01:35:08,624 --> 01:35:10,615
As you can plainly see,
1733
01:35:10,693 --> 01:35:14,060
these three gorgeous girls
are throwing down on me.
1734
01:35:14,129 --> 01:35:17,098
I'd rather them
going down on me.
1735
01:35:17,166 --> 01:35:20,602
Our savior rose
from the dead...
1736
01:35:20,669 --> 01:35:23,797
And these girls could
raise anything,
1737
01:35:23,872 --> 01:35:26,067
including the dead.
1738
01:35:26,141 --> 01:35:31,876
I am praying
for a $1,000 angel.
1739
01:35:33,450 --> 01:35:35,350
What kind of angel
are you?
1740
01:35:35,418 --> 01:35:37,318
I'm the angel of the tits.
1741
01:35:37,387 --> 01:35:40,584
And then in
the Garden of Eden,
1742
01:35:40,657 --> 01:35:42,056
the snake said...
1743
01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:45,720
Put your ass in the air
and touch your toes.
1744
01:35:45,795 --> 01:35:47,763
Hallelujah!
1745
01:35:47,831 --> 01:35:49,458
Open your wallet.
1746
01:35:49,532 --> 01:35:51,022
Pick up the phone
1747
01:35:51,101 --> 01:35:53,899
and call the number
below and say...
1748
01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:55,437
Fuck you, Dominic!
1749
01:35:55,505 --> 01:35:57,439
Jesus saves and--
1750
01:35:57,507 --> 01:35:59,475
Jesus does save.
1751
01:35:59,542 --> 01:36:02,272
He's saving all that money
you're sending to me
1752
01:36:02,345 --> 01:36:04,472
and I'm spending it
probably on little boys,
1753
01:36:04,547 --> 01:36:05,946
if you know what
I'm saying.
1754
01:36:06,015 --> 01:36:08,381
1755
01:36:19,362 --> 01:36:20,556
I've got a boner.
1756
01:36:20,631 --> 01:36:22,030
Sound rolling.
1757
01:36:22,099 --> 01:36:24,090
man: 107D, take one,
soft sticks.
1758
01:36:24,168 --> 01:36:25,760
Action.
1759
01:36:25,836 --> 01:36:28,805
Action...
happy leprechaun.
1760
01:36:28,873 --> 01:36:29,999
man: Now look at
their tits.
1761
01:36:30,074 --> 01:36:31,098
Look at your tits.
1762
01:36:31,175 --> 01:36:32,767
man: No, look at them, really look at their
tits.
1763
01:36:32,843 --> 01:36:34,003
Oh, look at those.
1764
01:36:34,078 --> 01:36:35,739
Whoo, whoa!
1765
01:36:35,813 --> 01:36:37,974
- man: I got a lot of hos.
- Oh, I got a lot of hos.
1766
01:36:38,048 --> 01:36:40,608
- man: Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!
1767
01:36:40,684 --> 01:36:43,346
- man: We're Crazy Girls!
- We're the Crazy Girls!
1768
01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:44,887
man: Girls say that.
1769
01:36:44,955 --> 01:36:47,685
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.
1770
01:36:47,758 --> 01:36:50,056
Oh, tits.
1771
01:36:51,529 --> 01:36:52,860
Bless the America.
1772
01:36:52,930 --> 01:36:54,295
man: All right, Beetlejuice,
now be nasty.
1773
01:36:54,365 --> 01:36:56,128
Ooh, nasty!
1774
01:38:10,476 --> 01:38:12,000
Excuse me,
I need a piss.
1775
01:38:17,283 --> 01:38:18,750
Can we get those body bags
over here?
1776
01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:22,916
I think I love you.
1777
01:38:22,989 --> 01:38:24,183
Oh...
1778
01:38:31,230 --> 01:38:32,697
It's good to be
the King.
1779
01:38:32,765 --> 01:38:35,199
Is this serious?
1780
01:38:35,268 --> 01:38:38,431
You pile-drive
people and you take my girl?
1781
01:38:38,504 --> 01:38:40,096
What is this?
1782
01:38:40,172 --> 01:38:41,332
Shut up.
1783
01:43:11,482 --> 01:43:12,915
Show me your tits!
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