All language subtitles for Baghead.2008.-ION10

Hey, come down here, right now.

Talk to me. I love you, I love you!

You're full of shit!

I love you. You know that
thing I said I'd never do?

I'm gonna do it right now.
Right now, I'm gonna do it!

I don't believe you.

Why? What's different this time?

I'll show you
what's different this time.

- Sweet.

Yeah.

Hi, everybody, thank you for coming.

I'm Kristen Thompson, I'm the director

of the Los Angeles
underground film festival.

We are very lucky today
to have the filmmaker.

I'd like to welcome Jett garner

to come down for a few questions.

Woo!

Thank you very much.

Testing, yes. Questions?

Yes, sir.

What was your budget?

- I actually shot it
slightly under $1,000.

Whoa?

I know, well, it's actually about twice

as much as I wanted to shoot it for, so.

Yes.

- How'd you do it so cheap?

Well I used my parents' camera.

They had a mini dv
camera, and mini dv tapes

aren't that expensive,
and shot it in my town

and shot it with real light and, you know,

Hollywood has us convinced
that it takes $100 million

to make a quality piece of art,

and that's a piece of crap statement.

I think you just saw that, right?

So, any other

questions or comments?

Yes.

Was there any improvisation?

Well, that's an interesting question,

and I guess I would come
back with another question.

When you wake up in the
morning, do you think

about what you're gonna say
to everyone during the day?

No, so why do that in film?

In fact, a lot of those
scenes are completely real,

like the people in the scenes had no idea

that they were on film.

You know, we had kinda like,

well I don't give away all my secrets,

but we had some, what's the
word, camouflage going on,

so some of the people you
see in there didn't even know

they were in a movie until I showed them

a few weeks ago back in my hometown.

Any other questions or comments or?

Great.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Jett garner.

And also, I just wanna remind
everybody that the after-party

is at arts on real, so
we'll see you there.

So, what's the deal?

- So here's the deal. We
need to be on the list.

Or we need to have one
of those little badges.

I really wanna go to this party.

We're not gonna get in.
— It'll be really fun.

- There's a back door
around the left—hand side.

There's gotta be a way
we can get in, all right?

Look, it's Jett garner.

You know him, go talk to him.

He's not gonna remember me.

Hey.

Hey, Jett garner!

Hi.

Dude, Matt. I thought that was you.

Hey, man.
— what's up, man? How are you?

I'm all right. How are you?

- Congratulations, your film was awesome.

I'm glad you liked it.

Nah, I was so blown
away, man. It was amazing.

- Good, good.

Look, I'd love to talk
to you about it more.

Definitely.

- Can I get your digits, we can hook up?

- Yeah, yeah, man. Give me a call.

Thanks, brother.

I gotta get inside. So
you guys are coming in?

Oh yeah. We're definitely coming in.

- You gotta look me up.

I'll come and find you.

- — Okay.
- Congratulations.

Thank you so much. — all right.

- Hey, guys.
- Congratulations.

Thanks, Matt.

- — All right.
- Come again, Jett garner.

Bye.

Did you just say his film was awesome?

- So is he getting us in?

I didn't ask him.

You didn't get the badge?

No, I couldn't.

Why didn't you ask him for it?

That's too desperate. You
can't just ask somebody.

- But you can, you were
just talking with him,

and you're friends with him.

- He's got his parents,
he's got his like friends.

You can't do that.

- You guys, you guys, I got it. Watch me.

What is she doing?

- She's amazing.

If she gets in, I'll shit.

She's not gonna get in.

Look at that girl go.

- She just got in.

She just got in.

I'm going too.

- Chad.

Excuse me.

Hey, mister wallet phone.
Are you on the list?

Uh, Jett garner.

Is there a problem here?

Do me a favor, and walk away.

Do yourself a favor, and walk away.

- Okay, sorry.

Matty, your face looks sad.

Is it okay if I call you Matty?

You can call me
Matty. I'm just bored.

- — Really?
- You bored?

- Do you want me to call
someone for you on your phone?

Yeah, no, the after-party
was horrible, so we left

and we decided to come to O'Sullivan's

and have some cocktails.

That's funny.

It's really off the hook here.

Yeah, it's very funny,
Chad. It was a good idea.

It was a good idea.

It was inventive.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Michelle, would you like to come with me?

Um, yeah.

Bye.

I was noticing, uh, some illegal contact

in the movie theater.

What are you talking about?

- Catherine had her hand on your back.

- Chad, don't worry about
it. Catherine and I are over.

Okay.

So, I don't know if this
like sensitive or whatever,

but have you and Matt like dated or?

- Let's see, we've gone out

on and off for about 11 years.

- So you guys are going out right now?

We've gotten to the
point where we don't need

to label anything, you know,

like we're definitely soulmates.

He's definitely the love of my life.

That's cool.

I really like your necklace
a lot. It's really pretty.

Oh, thank you.

Actually, my agent gave me this.

I don't have an agent.

Oh you don't?

- No, but...

- Oh. — I'm gonna get one.

Yeah.

When's the last time one of us had

a major role in a feature film?

- It's been a long time.

Never.

We've never had a role in a big film.

So, you write a part for Michelle, right?

Mm-hm.

You write a part for
you, write a part for me,

write a part for Catherine.

This'll jump—start our career, dude.

It'll launch our career
if we just do that.

If Jett garner can do it, we can do it.

- — I don't know.
- We gotta do this.

Right now, I'm hanging
out with Michelle.

Things are going good between me and her.

I think things are clicking.

I feel like something's really gonna

happen between me and her.

- So, how long have you known Chad?

About like three months or so.

Wow, and are...

Do you like him?

Yeah.

- Good.

But not, friend like.

- Oh.

Oh.

Does he know that?

We'll spend the whole weekend.

We'll just, we'll create together.

- We spend a weekend together?

That's what I'm talking about.

It's, it's brilliant.

Hi.

Hey, ladies.

Hi.

Girls, we have a, brilliant idea.

It's a genius idea.

We're gonna write a movie this weekend.

- My uncle has a cabin on big bear.

We drive up there this weekend.

We hole up. We write a
feature film that stars us.

There's gonna be parts
for all of us, right.

We're gonna write things that
are like, suited, like

So we're gonna be in this movie?

Right.

Like Jett garner
did, but his movie sucked.

Jett garner's
movie sucked, but, right?

Yeah, it's great.

Good. I mean, it's a great idea.

Yeah,
awesome. When are we going?

Yeah, like when?

I think we should go tonight.

Oh wow.

So this is it, you know.

This is really nice.

Kitchen area, living area
over there. We can eat there.

Bathroom and bedroom upstairs,
and two bedrooms next door.

I'm just not sure
where I should put my

where should we put our luggage now, Chad?

J' we don't have any motherfucking j'

j' ideas j'

j' this movie aint gonna happen j'

I but I do know I

I that Michelle is fine I

j' she's blowing blowing j'

I my mind I

j' Michelle j'

j' that's me j'

j' that's you j'

j' that's me j'

j' that's them I

j' that's you j'

oh god.

Let's do this, all right.

One time, we're gonna get
the plot down, that's it.

All right, before we go to sleep,

we'll all come up with a plot.

We'll come up with, at least, all right,

we have four characters, just four people.

There's four actors. What happens?

Come on, Chad, what happens?

What do you want to happen?

- Um, love.

I want love to happen.

All right, love.

Who's in love?

Um, the main character
is in love with someone.

Or two people.

Sorry.

Someone's a little bit buzzed.

I'm fine.

There's, there's, there's
that, and there's some

other guy who's like snorting cocaine

off the back of the toilet.
There's a guy taking a shit.

There's like all these
people just hanging out

in a bathroom, and then they get stuck.

They get stuck in the
bathroom, and nobody can leave,

all right, so they're all in the bathroom.

And they're just like.

They're stuck in the bathroom.

J' Michelle j'

let's go back to the apartment thing.

J' can you hear me j'

j' whispering j'

yes.

Chad.

You guys, listen.

Where's my beer?

- Yoo hoo.

I moved it so it didn't spill.

Chad? Listen, Matt's
asking you something.

All right, come on, let's just keep it,

let's just keep it simple, Chad, Chad?

I'm pooped. I gotta go to bed.

- Don't go to sleep. Come on.

- Goodnight.

- The idea that you have is great.

I gotta go to sleep.

- No, come on.

I gotta go to sleep. Good night.

Michelle.

Michelle, wait wait, come
on, Michelle. Michelle.

Wait a second.

Michelle.

- Good night.

Guys, get good ideas.

Chad. Chad,
let's do this, come on.

I'm going to bed.

You can't go to bed.
It's still early, come on.

I am sacking out.

- Chad? — we love you.

I'm out.

Hey.

Hi.

Are you, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

You just seem sort of, I don't know,

upset, walked out, and

I thought maybe something was wrong.

I'm fine.

That's good.

It's pretty clear that the
movie thing is not working out.

I don't, I don't think that's true.

- Come on, it was a pretty stupid idea.

No, it's not stupid at all.

To think that we're
all gonna come up here

and we're actually gonna
do something for once.

I think it's a great idea.

How many times have we said that,

that we're gonna do
something, and then we start

and then we never finish it?

But we are gonna finish
it, and that's the point.

Yeah?

Hi.

Hey.

What's going on?

Nothing, how are you?

I am

doing, um,

pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Pretty, pretty, pretty
good, that's good.

That's really good.

I, um

I just wanted to tell you.

Mm—hm?

That,

I think you're

amazing.

I think you're amazing too.

Chad, you're s

you're so amazing.

- No, I, but

I really think that you are

probably the most

sweet and innocent and pure people

that I think I've ever met.

That's what's so great about you.

You're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like my best friend,

but also like my brother.

I don't, I don't have brothers,

but I feel like that's what they would do.

That's what you do.

You're everything.

Chad Bert.

Oh.

You're everything to me.

You're like family and friend.

You head-butted me.

Uh!

Oh.

- Oh.

Yeah.

Now you got my clips in your hair.

I do. I do.

I got a whole bunch of them.

Um.

Okay.

- You look funny.

I do?

Yeah.

Yeah. — what do I look like?

You look like
— do I look like a clown?

You look like a little toddler.

Oh god.

Thanks so much for talking to me.

Yeah.

I really.

I care about you,

and I'm so happy that you care about me

because I don't know what I woulda done

in la without you.

Yeah.

All right.

Well good night.

- Good night.

All right.

- Good night, oh, you left one.

- There's one more? Okay.

Yeah. I need them.

All right, well, um, good night.

- Good night.

- See you tomorrow.

You know I'm gonna take that strip class

when I get back to la?

- Oh my god.

- Everybody's doing it,
and I wanna get that s,

that curve thing going on.

The pole class?

I told you that.
— you have a great ass.

Why are you thinking of
pole-dancing class? It's stupid.

- On a scale of one to 10, what is my ass?

I don't know. Get up, let me see.

It's better when you're bent over.

Like girl's butts always look the best

when they're on their knees.

- Get up and bend over.

That's what I think. I don't know.

Let me see.

Shut up. You've seen it.

- Let me see your butt right now.

- No, you've seen it. You've seen it.

From memory?

I'd said eight three.

What?

No fricking way. Eight three.

Nobody, you don't say that.

It's a 10-plus.

You're right.

It's a 10.

That doesn't convince me.

- There is no scale from
one to 10 with your ass.

It's definitely 11.

That's my boy.

You have an 11 ass, 11 ass, 11 ass.

I'm cold.

You know what sucks?

What?

What?

Ever since we broke up,

I'm not getting any.

What? Well.

You can get some, you know,
if you play your cards right.

- Guys?

- He had this sack over his face.

Hey.

And it was like the scariest thing

I've ever dreamt in my life.

What are you talking about?

I had this
dream. I don't even know.

What are you smiling about?

That's it?

What? — what?

A guy running around the
woods with a bag over his head.

He's killing people.

What are you talking about?

That's our fucking movie.

What? Wait a minute.

- No guns. No cars.

What is going on? What
are you guys talking about?

I just had
this dream about a guy

with a bag over his face,

and Matt thinks it's
gonna be a good movie.

- A bag over his face?

Yeah.

Well, we talked last night.

We had a great conversation about

doing a relationship movie,

which I think would be
great, be more effective.

Don't you?

- You all conversed last night?

Yeah, we totally brainstormed

and came up with some great shit.

You and Matt?

Yeah, yeah, we came up with some

really good ideas.

I don't know about this bag thing.

I mean, I didn't hear the
first part of your dream.

- Jesus Christ.

Hey, that's not scary?

Come on.

- You gotta be kidding.

Let's make a movie.

- It's so good, Matt.

That was not funny.

- It's not supposed to be funny.

It's supposed to be scary, and it is.

Yeah, I know that, but just

can you come in and finish
the sausages, please?

- Catherine, can you give
me some paper towels.

I just shat myself.

Michelle.

That wasn't good.

It's because you're more
loud than anything, Matt.

It's not because of
the bag over your head.

If you come screaming and
put yourself in a window,

wg'i'g gonna scream.

- No it's 'cos of the bag over the head.

Look.

Right, now what we need to do is,

come up with scenes, all right.

This is the next step.
We gotta go into scenes.

- Okay, okay, before we
get to the next step,

let's celebrate what we have so far

and let's make some new
drinks for the ladies.

- I can deal with that.

I think that's a great idea.

You want me to help
you, Chad. I can help you.

No no no. You just
sit pretty, right here.

I'm helping right now.
Look it, I'm helping.

Thanks, Chad. Go get the cocktails.

Actually, I need your
mix, mixing expertise.

Chad, wanna see me helping you?

Watch, I'm helping.

- Chaddie and Matty, could you
guys make me something sweet?

Thank you.

That's funny? You're not laughing.

He's not laughing.

He's funny usually. He's
not that funny tonight.

Not that funny.

Who's not funny?

Chad. He's funny normally, very funny.

What?

Do you think Michelle
and I can play boyfriend

and girlfriend in the movie?

Totally, dude.

Really?

- Of course.

When we go back inside,
you gotta tell them

because you're like
leading the charge here.

Right. I will.

Awesome.

You fucking rock.

Okay.

- That was excessive, wasn't it?

It was a little much.

Okay, right, all right, all right now.

Somebody
has a guilty conscience.

-Idont

I think we should have some shots.

Some shots.

I'm not gonna mix those. I
had the wine, I'll be sick.

- You can do it with me.

Yeah, I need a new cup.

Can you get me a new cup, chaddie, please?

I can get you a cup.

New cup.

- Fuck the cup. Let's just
go right from the bottle.

No, I can't do that.

-Why?

- Okay, fine.

Okay, pour it in my mouth like this.

- Go ahead, ready?

Uh, hello, this isn't, you know.

All right, I'm
with you, hold on. Ready?

Okay. — whatever, this is weird.

Matty, I'm having some good ideas.

I think we should sit down
and work on some note cards.

Hold on. Put that down.

Matty.

- He looks like a Matty.

- He's Matt, actually.

If he's Matty, he's my
Matty, which is cute.

Oh thank you, I
don't even need it anymore.

- You don't need it?

Yeah, we just did
it. He poured it in my mouth.

Isn't that romantic, Chad?

Here, you wanna pour it in
my mouth, Chad? Come here.

I been doing a little thinking.

Sorry.

The Chad character, and
the Michelle character,

I think we kinda created a
problem because we're losing

like a romance angle between them.

So I think that it would work
better if they're not brother

and sister anymore and they're
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, boyfriend and girlfriend.

Just because, we
have more places to go.

We have more places to go with that.

That is such a good idea.

Come here and give me a
hug. Hug, hug on that one.

And you and I, we're just gonna,

we're just gonna be friends.

With a sexual undercurrent.

- Right.

All right, I remember now.

This is it. This is what we're gonna do.

See these note cards?

Yeah.

These note cards,
what we're gonna do is,

we're gonna write down.

Let's write down something.

Gonna write down an idea.

You write down the scene idea,

and then you're gonna pass
it to the next person.

Next person's gonna look at that idea

and then they're gonna go on that idea

with their own ideas, and add to it,

and then you just keep
passing them around.

Okay.

All right, you guys almost done?

Hold on.

No, you can't look at it.

Done.

Are we good? You're good?

Yep.

What the hell is this?

Quarterback of
the Chicago bears, da bears.

What does it say?

Jim harbaugh, how's it going?

What the fuck is that?

- Once upon a time, he asked me out.

I didn't wanna get mattjealous, but

So are we
ready on the second one?

- We good?

You ready?

Are you gonna say whether

or not you liked mine?

- Yours was, it was great, actually.

It was awesome.

Yeah?

Michelle, you did a a-okayjob.

- No peeking.

Okay, now I'm done.

You look mad at me.

Cut it out, Catherine.

What?

What?

Just take that and look.

Should we just quit
working and give this up?

Bad hype Jesus. What is this?

- You guys, I'm really so tired again.

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

So, I'm gonna brainstorm, while I sleep.

I'll see you guys later.

Bye.

Bye — bye-bye

good night, movie girlfriend.

Good night.

- God damn.

Good night, movie extra.

I'm just kidding, guys. I know
she's your little starlet.

Little starlet, little little starlet.

Little little little,
little little little.

- She just has a glow. She glows.

- She has this set of ample bosoms that

that hits me where I don't know.

Hello.

- Oh my god, you're really scary.

Come in.

Oh my god.

It's the phantom coming.

Oh, Matt, that's really scary.

Is this a game?

Okay.

Matt?

Matt?

That was you, right?

- You scared the shit outta me.

- Someone just came
into my room with a bag

over their head and your clothes
on, tell me that was you.

They're fucking with us.

Who?

This is not gonna be good.

What?

Catherine's gonna kill me.

Catherine, it was fucking Catherine?

How do you know that Catherine did this?

Chad can't fit into my clothes.

That fucking bitch.
I'm gonna fucking

Michelle, Michelle, come on, please?

Oh shit.

Not so funny now, is it?

Why would you do that?

Because you did it to me.

What are you talking
about I did it to you?

- You came into my room
with a bag on your head

and you scared me.

No I didn't, Michelle.

I've been sleeping here the whole night.

Why would you just do that?

No you weren't.

Yes I was.

You're a fucking liar.

- You're a fucking liar.
- What are you talking about?

Whoa whoa whoa, wait,
wait a second, guys.

Michelle, what happened?

Catherine came into my
room with a bag over her head

and scared the shit out
of me, so I got her back.

Catherine, did you go
into her room and scare her?

No, no I didn't.

Michelle, I swear to god, I didn't.

Don't fuck with me, Catherine.
I know that you did it.

I didn't.
I swear to god I didn't.

- You swear on your mother
that you didn't do it?

- Yes, I didn't do it.

Then somebody saw me naked.

This gets better and
better. They saw you naked.

Naked?

- Does this seem weird to you, Chad?

That's odd. What is that?

Fuck.

- Guys, it's an animal, relax.

There's nothing out
here. This is ridiculous.

Matt?

Matt?

What?

Did you fuck her?

Did you fuck her already?

No, I did not fuck her.

Come on.

Oh shit.

- Jesus, dude.
- You fucked her.

I didn't fuck her.

- You are the biggest fucking
cock in the whole world.

You just hit me.

You just hit me.

- I just can't deal with
it, if you sleep with her.

Oh my god. I'm not gonna sleep with her.

- Swear on your left gonad

that you will not have sex with Michelle.

I swear I'm not gonna fuck her.

Fuck who?

See, you're already trying
to, you're like Bill Clinton.

Trying to get out of it.

I swear, I'm not gonna fuck Michelle.

Okay.

Okay, that's good.

You happy?

Yes, I'm pleased.

Wow, you're pathetic.

- Why? I'm just—...

- Don't let anyone see you do that.

I gotta fight, I gotta fight, man.

That big.

- You get all the fucking
chicks. You got Elvis hair.

I mean, look at
me, dude. I've got nothing.

You're like Michael Jordan.
I'm like bill laimbeer.

Ha!

I've got no game.

- No, you have game. You've
got shitty self-esteem, dude.

You're the funniest fucking person I know.

Yeah, funny looking.

No.

You're cute, and you're funny.

I am?

You totally are.

Say it.

What?

I'm cute.

And I'm funny.

- Yeah you are.

What is that?

- So naked.

Wow.

That must be some party.

That's awesome, you're good.

No, I like the show. I like it.

You know, I do get it.

I get it.

I totally

I was you.

I played that game.

And I understand it.

But,

Matt means

everything to me.

So, if you

don't mind.

There's my actual vomit.

There's nobody in the woods

with a bag over his head.

Yes, there are. Yes there...

- Look, one of you is messing with us.

You just better fess up right now.

I don't really fucking
care whether it was one

of you guys messing with
me or if there is a guy

in the woods, this situation
is fucked, and I want out.

Everyone just needs
to regroup. We need to regroup.

- Home, you have to take me home. Ugh.

Relax.

No, I'm not gonna relax!

A baghead didn't come into your room!

There's no baghead.
That's something we made up.

- Fuck you guys. Fuck all of you.

I'm gonna go call a fucking
cab if you won't help me.

There's a landline upstairs.

Wait a second.

What?

What?

Catherine did it.

Well how do you know that?

Found them in her purse.

- Oh.

I'll take you home in the morning?

I don't wanna sleep alone.

- Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Matt, wake up. Guys, it's
late, it's almost noon.

Y'all?

I can't find Catherine.

I looked in all the bedrooms,
looked around outside

for a bit, she's nowhere to be found.

- She's just fucking with us.

Why would she be fucking with us?

She's mad.

- She didn't look mad to
me. What is she mad about?

I don't know.

Come on, what gives? Spit it out.

- Okay, so I wrote
these notes to Matt, hm.

You wrote notes to Matt.

I wrote a note to Matt,
which Catherine found,

and she's probably just mad.

What kind of note?

It just was, you know,
Catherine's just jealous.

Okay, what did the note say?

- I was justjoking.

- She's just fucking around.

And the note said?

And the note said, it
just said come to my room.

But it was like a joke.

And then Catherine found
it, and that's when she came

to my room with a bag on her head.

- So your note to Matt,

which was a joke,

said come into my room?

- Basically, yeah.

- Gotcha.

It was a really dumb joke.

Yeah, sorry.

- — It was a joke.
- She was just kidding, Chad.

Where are you going?

- Fuck you guys.

Aw.

We're always in trouble, and
we didn't even do anything.

It's not like we didn't do anything.

We kinda deserve it.

What was that?

What's that?

His shirt.

It's Chad's shirt.

- Chad?

- Chad.

You gotta be cold
without your shirt, honey.

This is pathetic.

He even did a mini piece down here.

So well thought out. Look at this.

Oh, it's scary, Chad. Ooh!

Pathetic.

- Ooh, guys, we're real scared here.

- Come on, dude. Bring out
the chainsaw, let's do it.

All right, I got the keys and
we're leaving in five minutes.

Really immature, guys.

Aw, not cool.

What is it?

- This little bitch.

What'd they do?

- Ugh.

Is it broken?

They took my battery.

- What did he do with
it, that little bitch?

Chad.

- Chad!

I'm gonna kill you.

They're probably getting
eaten by a bear right now.

I'm bored.

- You want a beer?

Do I look sexy?

- Yeah, do I look sexy like this?

No?

You look pretty s

what do you wanna do with that cigarette?

Just put it in your mouth.

You want me to light it?

No. Where's the lighter?

Give it to me.

Give me the lighter.

You can't light it inside the house.

I can too.

I can too.

Ow!

I'm a bad girl!

Arrr.

- Smack me again.

No, oh god, I'm gonna spill
beer, I'm pretty sure.

- — What are you talking about?
- Oh my god.

Let your neck go.

There.

Your feet.

I just kissed you.

Hold on.

Matt.

I wanna make sure your feet are dry.

So you can't get a cold.

I'm feeling rejected.

I promised Chad.

Fine.

I need my sunglasses back, though.

- You suck.

Oh shit.

Where's Michelle?

Oh fuck.

Catherine?

Is that you guys?

Whoa?

- You guys are back?

What the hell just happened?

Nothing.

What is going on?

Nothing. We just, nothing.

Hey, Matt?

This isn't good.

We thought that we were going
to catch y'all in the act.

Why would you think
that we would be doing it?

Well we saw you
making out in the living room.

Hi.

What you doing out here?

- Just outside breathing the air.

Can I sit with you?

- Yeah, pull up a chair.

- Uh, I

I'm, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

- You were just having fun.

- I guess so.

Really, it's no big deal.

- Really, you're okay?

Yeah.

Here. You want some trail mix?

Yeah.

Ha!

Sorry.

That was mean.

- Sorry.

But hilarious.

- Go ahead. Try again.

No, now I'm gonna be ready for it.

- Do you trust me?

Yeah.

- Okay, go ahead.

See? You can trust me.

I can trust you?

Yeah.

You know that

you will be mine?

Yeah?

You're going to fall for me.

It's inevitable.

I almost feel

sorry for you.

Oh, it was a bag on your head.

I think that's just adorable.

It was cute.

I can't believe
you guys were taking pictures.

Hey, Matt!

Here he had
the battery. It was so heavy.

- Come down here and have a drink with us.

- Yeah, come down.

- He's been talking to
himself for hours up there.

He always does that.

Matt!

I'm working.

- Don't be antisocial. Come down.

He's working. What is he working on?

What are you working on?

I'm working on the script.

If any of you care to join
me, you're more than welcome.

If not, I'll do it myself.

Are we still making a movie?

I'm sorry we busted
you masturbating, dude.

I didn't mean to laugh.

- I don't care about that. None
of you take this seriously.

You guys wanna be extras
for the rest of your life,

go ahead, be my guest.

Matt, face it, we
don't know what we're doing.

- Jesus, Chad, you know,
that's some bullshit.

You're gonna insult me about that now,

after all this thing...

Oh shit, get away from the window!

Get away from the window.

Did you see that thing?

Yes, I saw it!

- Come on, you guys. Ouitjoking around.

There was someone
outside. I swear, I saw it.

How many
times do we have to do this?

Shut up.

What are you guys doing?

Michelle, there
was someone outside.

Shut up!

Shut up!

If one of you is playing a fucking trick,

you better fess up right now.

Right now! — I'm not. I saw him.

- — Are you playing a joke?
- No, but what are you doing?

- Chad, I saw him outside.
- There's someone outside.

I'm gonna go outside and
bash his fucking head in.

If it's one of your friends,
you better tell me right now.

What? No, you're...

All right,
that's it. I'm going out.

I got your back.

All right, well don't leave us.

Michelle, come on.

I gotta get my shoes.

There's nothing out here.

This is stupid.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, what is that?

That's him. That's him.

- Let's go back inside.

I agree.

Matt.

Hey, man, what do you want?

You're on private
property. You better leave.

I'm gonna bash your fucking
head in, man. You better go.

No, I think we should just

I don't think you should do that.

He's not backing up.

- Come on.
- Just go call the police.

- He's not backing up.

That guy's just fucking with us.

No, I'm not gonna go.
I'm not gonna charge him.

Let's just go back inside
and call the police.

- We're gonna scare him off.
- Let's just scare him off.

No.

The police are trained.

- Okay, I've got your back,
okay. I've got your back.

What are you, what are you?

- Let's just scare him off.

- I got your back.

- Okay, Chad, let's do it.

One.

Two!

Three!

Matt!

Lock the door!

I'm calling the police.

- Get the other door!

And get the window! Make
sure the windows are locked!

Go go go! Make sure the windows!

Who the fuck is that?

The phone is fucking dead, Chad!

Are the phones dead?

The phones, yes!

Matt, what are we gonna do?
Matt, what are we gonna do?

I don't know. — Matt?

I don't know.

Get away, get away from here!

- Sh. Sh.

What was that?

Was that the car?

Sounds like the car.

- Oh my god.

Is he fucking stealing the car?

What are you doing?

Chad, Chad, Chad.

Oh shit. — what?

He fucked up the car.

- Got it? — yeah.

Come in again.
Gotta help me get this.

Catherine, what are we gonna do?

- Just come here.
- Get it in the window please.

- Hurry up. Come on.

- Yeah, can you get out?

Fuck.

- We gotta do something,
because I'm gonna fall asleep.

Okay.

Get your shoes on.

All right.

How, how far do we gotta walk?

It's 11 miles.

To what?

To the highway.

How much farther do you think, Chad?

I don't know. I thought
we'd be there by now.

I don't remember this.

Matt, did we drive over this?

We definitely didn't drive over this.

No.

No way.

Fuck.

Should we
turn around and go back?

Hey, what's that?

What? — right there.

Right there.

What the? — holy shit.

Can you see anything?

Is anybody in there?

I don't know.

- You guys, we can just walk on this road.

Wait. There is no one in there.

Chad, can you hot—wire it?

I can try.

Why don't we wait
and see if somebody's in it?

I'm gonna smash the window.

- Chad? — yeah?

Walk away.

- You better not. — sh.

Just walk away, Chad.

Run! — run!

Come on, Chad.

No!

No! No!

Run! Run!

Oh my god.

Hey! — hey!

Help! Help, stop!

- Chad!

- Are you okay?

Chad! Oh my god, Chad!

Chad!

Is he okay? Oh my god.

We gotta roll him over on his back.

- Be careful, be careful.

Watch his back, watch his back!

Chad! Chad!

Get the fuck away from us!

Get the fuck outta here!
Don't you touch us!

Matt, get over here!

It's okay, it's okay.

It was a joke. Is he all right?

Okay!

No no no, it's okay. It's
me, it's Jett garner.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Matt.

Look at me, look at me, Chad.

We gotta move him. We gotta
get him to a hospital now!

We need to hold his neck.

Grab his feet, grab his feet!

Easy. Easy easy easy.

Watch his head. Watch his head.

Careful, careful.

I got him. I got him, he's okay.

I've gotta hold his neck.

Bring him back.

Don't go.

Hold on. Okay.

Go.

Hey.

- How are you feeling?

You got hit by, there was a car.

You broke your leg.

Matt's dead.

No.

Huh?

He's fine.

He, uh,

he tricked us.

Do you remember when he was
upstairs working on the script?

Well, he called that filmmaker guy

and told him to come over and scare us.

They staged the whole thing.

They, um,

filmed it.

Jett garner was wearing one of those

miniature cameras on his clothes.

I saw him get stabbed.

That was fake.

It was all fake.

Where's Matt?

He's outside.

- Go get him.

How you doing?

- Shitty.

I'm so,

sorry.

I didn't want this to happen.

This is not what I planned to happen.

I wanna see the footage.

I don't give a shit about the footage.

I can get rid of the footage.

I'm the one in the
hospital bed right now.

I get whatever the fuck I want.

Let me see the footage.

Chad, come on!

- Jesus Christ.

Run! — run!

Come on, Chad!

Oh my god. My fucking face.

Oh Jesus, you are sick, man.

This footage is amazing.

Well, I mean, it's, fuck it.

No, no no no.

We, we take this, we get it edited.

We enter it into film
festivals, and that's it.

That's history.

I didn't want you to get hurt, you know.

I wish it was me that got hurt.

I wish I got hit by the car.

I didn't want that to happen.

I know you didn't want me to get hurt.

- You sure?

Yeah. It was an accident.

Of course you didn't, man.

- Yeah but it was

it was my fault, you know.

It's all good now, dude.

It's all good.

I'm sorry, you guys.

I'm sorry.

Catherine.

I thought you were dead. God.

I thought you were dead.

I'm such a fucking idiot.

- You are an idiot, but it's okay.

Now go get me some ice cream.

What flavor you want?

I don't want bullshit ice
cream. I want haagen das.

I love you, man.

I love you too.

Oh.

How are you doing?

I would have let it rip.

I would have take

I would have gone all out

if I'd been in your position.

- He was already beating
himself up so much.

I didn't have it in me
to torture him anymore.

Thanks for being here for me.

Thanks for letting me be here.

I'm glad you woke up.

I'm a little tired.

Why don't you rest your head right here?

Put it right here?

- Yeah, scoot up.

I'll just go like this.

Good night, movie girlfriend.

- Good night.