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Raven, terrible news.
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I just lost my assistant.
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Tiffany called in sick.
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Tiffany? This Tiffany?
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Yeah, she came down with
some type of horrible lip fungus.
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Seriously, I mean,
how can she get sick
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the same week I'm launching
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my new line of boys' clothing?
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Everything happens to me!
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Ahem.
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So, you need someone to, uh,
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step in and help you, don't you?
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Yes! I bet you do.
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But who?
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I mean, I'm planning this huge
photo shoot in Boston, Raven,
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and I need someone
who's... Organized.
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I need someone who is tireless.
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I need someone who's prepared
to jump through hoops for me.
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Raven! Raven! Raven! Please!
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Please! I'm trying to think.
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Ok, well, you can
pick me while you think.
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You can pick me. I'm here.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Ok.
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Raven, I have a fabulous idea.
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How would you like to be
my assistant for the trip?
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Oh.
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My bad.
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Let's go.
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♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪
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♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ hey, now, say now ♪
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♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪
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♪ come on and
ride with rea now ♪
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♪ and the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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So, I need you to set
up the photo shoot
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at the tipton hotel.
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Tipton. Right.
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And this is the
most important thing.
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Ok.
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I got pistache to
agree to do the shoot.
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Pistache?
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You mean the world-famous
fashion photographer?
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Shut up!
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She hasn't been seen in years.
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Yeah, well, I had to beg her
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to come out of seclusion.
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I need the best in the world
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for this campaign
to be a success.
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Yes, you do, miss Donna,
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and I am right by your side.
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Mama, I got you.
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Good. Now...
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I need you to
put all the details
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into this secretech.
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Turkey neck? What did you say?
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Raven, you do know
how to use a secretech,
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don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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Good.
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Because, you see,
this little device,
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is going to be the nerve center
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for our entire trip.
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Now get started.
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Thank you, miss Donna, yes.
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And I am all over it.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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This is great.
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This is great.
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How do you...
Turn this thing on?
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Oh!
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Hey, guys, thanks a lot for
helping me clean out the attic.
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Ooh! This looks like fun.
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How does it work?
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Uh, Chelsea? Heh heh heh.
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Let me show you.
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I'm a pro.
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Let me try! Let
me try! Let me try!
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Oh, this is so frustrating!
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I'm trying to do it like Mr. B.,
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but the ball keeps
getting in the way.
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Hey, Chels. Look at you go!
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Yeah, she's a natural.
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You guys! Stop teasing me!
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It's not as easy as it looks.
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No, you're doing
it right, Chels.
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You're supposed to hit the ball.
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Oh.
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Well, in that case,
Mr. B., you stink.
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That's 'cause I
broke it in for you.
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Show off.
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Hey, yo, Corey,
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I wonder what the
world record is for this.
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Who cares?
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Well, sometimes they
give out prize money.
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Money?
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Money.
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Move, man! This
just got serious!
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Hey, you guys, how
do I stop this thing?
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Actually, Chelsea,
you won't be stopping
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for another 17 hours
and 22 minutes.
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Ok.
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Raven, I'm still waiting
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for my secretech
teleconference with pistache.
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Don't worry about
it, miss Donna.
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I'm all over it. I got it.
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I'm handling it.
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Hello?
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Bonjour.
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Holy moley, I got her.
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Is anybody there?
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Actually, pistache, Donna
cabonna's coming in a second...
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Hi!
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Pistache! Oh,
it's such an honor.
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Thank you so much for
agreeing to do the photo shoot
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for my new line
of boys' clothing.
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I will shoot these clothes
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and make them très
beautiful on one condition.
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Yes, of course. Anything.
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I will require you
to fly in my models,
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these 2 amazing-looking boys
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I discovered in a
small mountain village.
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Perfect. Raven will handle
all the arrangements.
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Now, what are their names?
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Jan and kvelte,
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last name... Unpronounceable.
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José and gefilte fish.
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So how do I get
in touch with them?
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Do they have a phone number?
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They live in a small village
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of buddhaprogoslovakia.
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Booga-hooga what?
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Don't worry, I will send you
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all the information
to your secretech.
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You make the arrangements.
I will see you in Boston.
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Au revoir.
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Au revoir! Au revoir!
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Au revoir! Au revoir!
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Au revoir! Au revoir!
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I'll holla.
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She's gone.
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Raven, that was perfect.
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You are the master
of the secretech.
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Now, come on. Come help me pack.
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Ok. Ok.
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Let me just save my work,
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'cause I am the
master of the secretech.
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File error.
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Did y'all say something?
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Ok. All right, thank
you. Thank you.
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You guys, I just
got off the phone
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with the world record officials.
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They're on their
way over right now.
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Man, Chels, this
is gonna be so big.
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You think so?
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Absolutely.
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They're even handing
out a $1,000 prize.
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Well, I don't care about
the money, you guys.
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I just always wanted
to hold a world record.
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Yeah, but it's not
a done deal yet.
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It seems there's
one other person
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going for the same record.
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Well, bring him on.
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Yeah, that's the attitude.
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There they are.
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Gentlemen.
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We're from the office
of world records.
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Meet your competition.
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Hello, my brother.
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Stanley?
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You're going down, big red.
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Oh, please. It is go time.
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Whoo-whoo!
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Swanky!
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Oh-ho-ho! Thank you.
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We take pride in our swank.
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Welcome to the tipton.
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Do you have a reservation?
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Actually, yes, I do.
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Um, I secreteched it in.
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Ah.
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Um, the guest is Raven Baxter.
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That's me.
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Ah, yes. Raven Baxter.
I have it right here.
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You do? You do?
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It went through? Oh, yes.
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Ok, ok, ok. Ready?
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Next one. Next one.
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Donna cabonna.
That's with a "c".
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A "c". Ok.
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Ah, yes. Right in here.
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Oh! Checking in is so exciting!
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Ok, next one. Pistache.
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Pistache. This is like charades.
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You give me
something, I go "ok."
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Check it up.
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Yes, just checked in.
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Room 315.
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Yeah! Ha ha! Excelente!
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In our Milan hotel.
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Milan?
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Well, that's the
next door one, right?
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Mmm. Italy.
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No, no, no, no!
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Ok, ok. Wait, wait, wait.
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Ready? Mm-hmm.
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Try... try Juan
and... Kvelte-fish.
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Ah. That's... hmm.
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Ok. The last name on that?
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I... it's unpronounceable.
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Ok. Oh, yes. They sent a fax.
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Yeah. Yep, urgent.
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Says they have not
received their tickets
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and they are stuck in
buddhaprogoslovakia.
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Aah!
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Aw. Will there be anything else?
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Yes. I need a bellhop.
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Ah, sure. Wade! Front!
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I ruined everything.
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Everything!
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Yeah, listen here,
secretech support,
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I told my boss I knew how
to use your stupid machine,
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and now her
photographer and models
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are stuck halfway
around the world.
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No, I don't have a question.
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I just...
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I just... I just need
someone to cry to.
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I can't believe our favorite
actress is checking out today,
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and moseby won't
even let us near her.
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Tyler sparks.
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All I wanted was one autograph.
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I just wanted to smell her.
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This is Tyler.
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Yes, I read it. It's garbage.
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Of course I'll do it.
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Aah!
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This is Tyler.
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Yes, I read it. It's garbage.
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You guys put your arms out!
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Why? Just do it.
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Of course I'll do it. Aah!
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You saved me.
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Thank you.
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No, thank you.
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Ew.
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Hey, how'd you know
she was gonna trip?
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Don't y'all watch the news?
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There's been, like, a rash
of falling stars this week.
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It's scary.
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Good to know.
269
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,566
I'm Cody, and this is Zack.
270
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,000
I'm Raven.
271
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:31,733
If there's anything
we can do for you,
272
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,866
we got your back.
273
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:33,467
Really? You do?
274
00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:35,600
Hey, do you know how
to work a secretech?
275
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,500
Nobody does.
276
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,899
Oh, the tipton.
277
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,099
My favorite hotel.
278
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,833
Time to face the music.
279
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,199
Oh, miss Donna... Raven!
280
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,399
So here's the deal.
I need to talk to you.
281
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,399
Oh, not now. We're on camera.
282
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,199
This is Kendra Blair
with the trendy channel.
283
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,366
We're here at the tipton hotel
284
00:11:57,367 --> 00:12:02,466
covering the return of the great
fashion photographer pistache.
285
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,599
Thanks to me.
286
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,199
Oh, Raven, have
our incredible models
287
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,199
arrived from
buddhaprogoslovakia?
288
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,367
Right, about them
pradaflagin boys...
289
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,099
Miss Donna, have
you ever seen them?
290
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,466
Of course not.
291
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,966
Then they're here.
292
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,599
And has pistache arrived?
293
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,232
I can't wait to meet her.
294
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,200
Yes, me, too.
295
00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:32,499
No, see, pistache,
she's here upstairs,
296
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:36,599
and she said she's just
getting herself together,
297
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,966
picking out her clothes.
298
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,866
I'm gonna go.
299
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:43,299
Isn't she incredible?
300
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,899
Oh! Oh, thank you.
301
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,300
Oh, it's from pis... Milan!
302
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:56,299
Oh, I mean, Milan is so
lovely this time of year.
303
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,300
Ha ha ha!
304
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,399
I gotta hand it to you, red.
305
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,733
You know how to
work that paddle.
306
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,666
Hey, you're not so
bad yourself, Stanley.
307
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,499
I guess we're both champions.
308
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,233
You know what?
309
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,100
Now that I think about it,
310
00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:12,833
maybe we should
share the record.
311
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,399
Yeah, I guess we both earned it.
312
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:15,900
Corey!
313
00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:18,299
They're talking about
sharing the money.
314
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,300
Not in my house.
315
00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:22,299
Tell you what, when I
count to 3, we'll stop.
316
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,966
That sounds fair.
317
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:26,499
No! Chels, do not listen to him!
318
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,399
When you stop, he's
gonna keep going!
319
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,766
I resent that, my brother.
320
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,833
I give you my word.
321
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:33,500
Stanley, come on, man.
322
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:36,699
You've been scamming
me since the day I met you.
323
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,833
Corey, listen!
324
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,866
I believe that people
are basically good.
325
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,232
Now, Stanley gave me his word,
326
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,466
and I'm gonna believe him.
327
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,499
I appreciate that.
328
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,599
So we stop on 3?
329
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,500
On 3.
330
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:49,199
1, 2, 3.
331
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,000
Ha!
332
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,199
Got ya, sucker!
333
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,866
Oh, Chelsea, that
was so beautiful!
334
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,599
The player got played!
335
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,466
Yeah, I did. I trusted you, red.
336
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:03,099
I guess the world is
just a cold, cruel place.
337
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,466
Enjoy the money.
338
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,233
Man, we will.
339
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,032
What have I done?
340
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,933
You just set the record.
341
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:15,966
But at what price?
342
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,099
1,000 smackers!
343
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,000
Congratulations.
344
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:21,499
I just destroyed a young
man's faith in humanity.
345
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,900
And restored it in 2 others.
346
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,833
No. Guys, I can't do this.
347
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,900
Look, there's only one way
to wipe my conscience clean.
348
00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:38,599
Stanley, I want you
to have all the money.
349
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,199
No!
350
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:40,734
Yes.
351
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,999
Now, listen. Stanley was
the only one who was honest.
352
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,400
I mean, he should
be rewarded for that.
353
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,599
Thank you, red.
354
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,499
I guess there is
good left in the world.
355
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,700
Gentlemen.
356
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,900
It's been real.
357
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,933
Man!
358
00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,299
Ow!
359
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,999
Do you see what he just did?
360
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,967
He just scammed you.
361
00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,699
I don't feel
scammed. I feel good.
362
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,599
I mean, I got the title,
Stanley got the money,
363
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,733
and we all got what we wanted.
364
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,032
We didn't get what we wanted!
365
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:23,199
No, but you got
what you deserved.
366
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,200
Nothing?
367
00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,200
Exactly.
368
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,199
Now, if you'll excuse me,
369
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,300
I'm going to set the
record behind my back.
370
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,200
Kendra Blair here,
371
00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:43,966
awaiting the return of the
great fashion photographer
372
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:45,899
pistache.
373
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,399
Oh, here she comes now.
374
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,300
Bonjour!
375
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,699
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
376
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,399
Frère Jacques.
377
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,000
All right!
378
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,666
Where does pistache
do the big show?
379
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,599
Shouldn't we wait for Donna?
380
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,899
No, we do not wait for Donna.
381
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,966
Pistache works very quickly.
382
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,300
I have to go back
into seclusion.
383
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,032
Oh, la-la-la-la!
384
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:19,200
You know what that sound means.
385
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,100
It's ze boys!
386
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,299
Thank you, Zack and Cody.
387
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,099
Actually, I'm Zack
and he's Cody.
388
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,933
Whatever. Listen. You
Juan and you kvelte.
389
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,666
Actually, he's
Juan, and I'm kvelte.
390
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,933
Ok, listen, I don't want
you to speak English.
391
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,199
Do not speak to this woman.
392
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,666
I better not hear
no peep out of you!
393
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,099
Oh, ze boys! Ze boys! Ze boys!
394
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,999
How does it feel
to be in america?
395
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,099
No! You may not
speak to the ze boys!
396
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,999
They do not speak the
same English as you.
397
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,399
The speak another form of
language you do not know.
398
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,799
Boys,sabate woodata zuzu.
399
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,866
Wicki-wa wicki-ficki-ficki-wa
chicka-chicka whoo-whoo!
400
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:03,065
Tiki-tiki wa.
401
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,599
Tiki-tiki wa-wa.
402
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,833
Oh, ha ha!
403
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:09,999
Ok, you guys. Time
for the big shoot!
404
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,032
Ok, now, we work. We work.
405
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,933
You pose, we work. I
dance, you pose, we work.
406
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,999
We do it, we drop to the floor,
407
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,767
do the funk...
408
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:21,500
Shouldn't you be using a camera?
409
00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:27,599
Let me tell you how pistache
does the genius with them.
410
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,899
You take all ze
pictures with your mind,
411
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,566
and then, and only then,
412
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,599
do you take out the camera.
413
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,599
Oh.
414
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,300
Where is ze camera?
415
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,499
Ooh, pistache sees a camera.
416
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,466
Be back in moment. Bye-bye.
417
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,766
Excuse me. Excuse
me. Can I get a camera?
418
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,399
Bonjour! Hello!
419
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,599
It is pistache.
420
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,966
So, you're pistache?
421
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:58,232
Oh, but of course.
Who else would I be?
422
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,299
Donna cabonna? Ha ha ha!
423
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,132
I make myself laugh, you see?
424
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,699
Where is Donna?
425
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,599
Who is Donna... oh, sacré bleu.
426
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,199
Well, hello! Jan and kvelte.
427
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,666
Kvelte. Und jan.
428
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:18,866
Oh, la la!
429
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,734
Pistache found ze camera!
430
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,499
Ok, boys, smiley smile.
431
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,232
Ooh, the pointing!
The pointing is so rude!
432
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,599
It's so rude! I love it!
433
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,666
So nasty!
434
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,099
Pistache, have you met pistache?
435
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:37,599
There is no other
pis... oh, snap!
436
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,899
Ok, there is a
perfect explanation...
437
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,834
Yes, there is,
and it's over there.
438
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,899
Raven, what are you doing?
439
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,800
I'm trying to save your butt,
440
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,199
and then save my butt.
What are you doing?
441
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,133
I'm trying to save my butt.
442
00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:52,499
I don't care about your butt.
443
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,199
Why is pistache in Milan?
444
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,999
Oh, right. About that.
445
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,199
Um... I couldn't
work the secretech.
446
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,099
What? Why didn't you
tell me in the first place?
447
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,766
'Cause I really, really wanted
you to trust me, miss Donna.
448
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:05,500
I wanted to come to Boston,
449
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:06,999
I wanted to help
you with the shoot.
450
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,967
What shoot? Where is it?
451
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,766
Without pistache
there is no shoot.
452
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:12,899
I got a couple good
pictures, actually.
453
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:13,734
What a mess.
454
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,966
I'm going to be totally humiliated
unless we have an explanation.
455
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:21,499
Or... or... Or?
456
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,767
We run.
457
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,400
Watch out, pistache!
458
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,733
Pistache is here!
459
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:43,866
And what is this? This?
460
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,299
Are you here to mock me?
461
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,099
We don't... we don't mock.
462
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,466
No, no, no. I am Donna cabonna,
463
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,299
and this is my assistant Raven.
464
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,100
Raven Baxter. Hi.
465
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:55,999
We're just dressed
like you to... To...
466
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,299
Honor your great genius.
467
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,599
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
468
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,366
That's exactly what we're doing.
469
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,866
This, I can understand.
470
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,733
If I were not me, I
would want to be me, too.
471
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,300
Oh,touché.
472
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,399
Ok, here's the question.
473
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,699
How'd you make it
so fast from Milan?
474
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,299
Oh, I chartered an outrageously
expensive private jet,
475
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,099
and I charged it to
miss Donna cabonna.
476
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,399
I'm sure she would not mind.
477
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,967
Oh, no problem.
No problem at all.
478
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:34,132
This... Is not
jan... And kvelte.
479
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,199
Raven, you're fired!
480
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,999
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
481
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,499
They are even better.
482
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,199
Raven, you're rehired.
483
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,100
Sweet.
484
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,000
Strike a pose.
485
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,699
Ok, turn a little, please. Here.
486
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,999
Turn a little more, please.
487
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,767
Yeah. Yeah.
488
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,399
Turn a little more, please.
489
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,199
But you can't
even see our faces.
490
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,733
Exactement.
491
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,733
That is the genius
of... Pistache.
492
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:07,500
Oh, my goodness. It's
amazing. It's amazing.
493
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,299
It's brilliant.
494
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,600
I don't need to... it's amazing.
495
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,399
Well, Raven, thanks to this ad,
496
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,100
our new boys'
line is a huge hit.
497
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,899
I think this is gonna work.
498
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,000
I know it is.
499
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,299
I got it.
500
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,199
And now... We dance.
501
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,900
Ooh!
502
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:40,599
Mama say! Mama say!
503
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,300
Oh, mama say! Mama say!
504
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:47,867
Ah, checking out?
505
00:21:47,868 --> 00:21:50,599
I hope you enjoyed your
stay at the tipton hotel.
506
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,567
Yes, everything was great.
507
00:21:51,568 --> 00:21:55,366
I just have to get back to San
Francisco on my 9:00 flight, so...
508
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,199
Ah, yes, 9:00 tonight.
509
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,399
No. No, this morning.
510
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,766
It's 7:00, right?
511
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:06,099
No, it's 10:00.
512
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,232
Huh? No.
513
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,466
Yes. No, it's not.
514
00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:10,299
No, look! Look! No, no, no!
515
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,966
I set the alarm on my secretech!
516
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:13,499
I thought I'd
finally figured it out!
517
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,600
Oh, well, obviously,
you haven't.
518
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,966
Room 732.
519
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,366
Would you like a
wake-up call for tomorrow?
520
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:24,407
Yes, please!
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