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Good morning, son.
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Feeling a little nervous
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about your first
day of junior high?
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Me, nervous?
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What would make you say that?
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Huh.
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You forgot your pants.
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Oh, man!
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Hey, dad. Check out my
first day of school outfit.
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Sss! Sss!
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What? Bam!
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Wow, Rae, that's really nice.
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But you know what?
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I'm a little worried
about your brother Cory.
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Dad, you should be.
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He is not wearing any pants.
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Speaking of pants...
Check out mine.
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Gotta show 'em who
they fashion daddy is...
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What?!
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Whoa, daddy!
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Uh...
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Rae, I was talking
about your brother,
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but you seem to only
want to talk about yourself.
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I'm sorry, dad.
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Hey, Cory, um, what
do you think of my pants?
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Uh, son, everything
is going to be ok.
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You're going to have a great
first day and you know what?
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I made you a special
gourmet lunch.
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Mm-hmm. I made you
quiche, pasta with Pesto sauce,
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and créme brule for dessert.
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Mmm! Good looking out, dad.
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All my favorites.
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And I packed it in a brand new
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kung fu cats lunch box.
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♪ Kung fu cats ♪
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♪ kung fu cats ♪
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♪ lookin' cool in
their, rrooowr ♪
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♪ kung fu hats ♪
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I think you're better
off with no pants. Ok?
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Let's go.
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♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪
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♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ hey, now, say now ♪
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♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪
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♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪
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♪ and the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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We made it, lar.
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Millard Fillmore junior high.
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Man, this school's so big.
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And everyone looks so old.
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That kid's got a moustache!
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That's a teacher,
Larry. Man, calm down.
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I'm tryin', but junior
high's so different.
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I mean, it took me three periods
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to figure out all my classes
aren't in the same room.
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Yeah, yeah, but how cool is it
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having a locker?
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What's under the tape?
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Mind your business.
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What's goin' on?
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Oh, no. What?
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Liverwurst?!
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I hate liverwurst!
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My brother warned
me about this guy.
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They call him... The juicer.
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W-w-w-w-why do
they call him that?
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Legend has it he can get
the juice out of anything.
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Oh, my...
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Imagine what he
can do to your head.
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- I smell...
- Pesto.
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I have Pesto.
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And fear. Heh heh.
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I have fear.
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Let's get outta here.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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My brother didn't tell
me he was that fast.
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Hello, boys.
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What's for lunch?
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You brought quiche to school?!
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I-i-i-I'm sorry. My
dad's a gourmet chef.
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Lucky for you I like quiche.
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You know, we're gonna
have a good time together
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the next 3 years, boys.
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You're only in the
seventh grade?
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Best 4 years of my life.
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Yeah, mama, yeah. Lookin' good.
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I can see my reflection.
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Hey, cutie.
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Oh, coming.
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Ooh, wet, wet, wet.
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Hello, Chels.
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Hey, I here to pick up Charlie.
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Um... who's Charlie?
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My hibiscus?
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Girl, now you know
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if you left hot
biscuits in this house,
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they're gonna be gone by now.
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Charlie's my hibiscus plant.
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I left him here for
you to plant-sit.
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Oh, that's right. Plant-sit.
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Now where did I set that plant?
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I was holding it,
then I remembered
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I had a green sweater that
would go good with my eyes.
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Wait a second!
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I know where it is!
Ding song, Chels.
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Yep, safe, sound...
And a little brown.
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Rae, I cannot believe
you left him in the closet
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with no water or sunlight.
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I'm sorry, Chels,
ok? You know what?
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I'll... I'll just buy
you a new one.
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Come on, Rae.
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Charlie was very
important to me.
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You remember the
story of how I got him.
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The story?
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You don't remember the story?
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Chels... Of course I do.
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I...
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I just don't like
to think about it...
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Because it makes me so sad.
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It's a happy story.
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Of course it is!
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Of course it is! I, um...
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I just forgot a couple
of details, really.
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Right. 'Cause
they're not about you.
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Oh, wait. Hold on now.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means the only
details you remember
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are about yourself.
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That is so not true, Chels.
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I remember every
important detail about you.
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Ok. Really? Ok, what's
my favorite animal?
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Ok, what's my
favorite vegetable?
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What's my favorite mineral?
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Mineral?
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Look at you, Rae.
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You're supposed
to be my best friend.
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Come on, I bet you don't
even know my middle name.
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I... I bet you don't
even know mine.
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Raven Lydia Baxter.
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Your favorite vegetable is corn.
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Your favorite
mineral is diamond,
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and your favorite
animal is stuffed.
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Lucky guess.
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Look at you, Rae. You're
totally self-absorbed.
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Come on, Charlie.
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Let's go put you under a hose.
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I can't even believe you
would say that, Chels, girl.
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I know your middle name.
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Ok, it starts with
a... a... A letter.
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I just gotta get
through the alphabet
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and say it.
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Raven, um... I hate to do this,
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but... I need some advice.
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Amy... abigail... Amarosa!
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Look. Look, there's
this big bully at school
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called the juicer.
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Appolonia? Aquamoquisha?
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No. Look... He takes your lunch,
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and if you try to stop him,
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he'll... he'll squeeze
your head like a lemon.
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Um, listen. I have
my own problems, ok?
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Chelsea thinks that
I'm self-absorbed.
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No!
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I know!
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I know!
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And it's all because I don't
know her middle name,
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which I do.
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Becky. No, Bertha.
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No, wait... bootsie.
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Ophelia.
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Ophelia! I knew it
would come to me.
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Yes! Smart!
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Smart. Yes, I am.
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Yes, I got it, Chelsea.
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♪ Kung fu kats, kung fu kats ♪
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♪ looking cool in
their kung fu hats ♪
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♪ Hawking
hairballs at evil rats ♪
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♪ here come the kung fu kats ♪
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On today's episode,
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master tabby...
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our enemy, the evil
dog shitzu jujitsu,
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is bigger than us.
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He is stronger than us.
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But if we stand up to
him, he will back down
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and respect us forever.
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Thank you, master tabby.
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Hey... gourmet boy.
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What am I eating
for lunch today?
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I don't know what you're eating,
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but I'm eating
smoked chicken panini
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on Rosemary foccacia bread.
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Oh, really?
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That's right. That's right.
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You may be bigger than me,
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you may be stronger than me,
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but if I stand up to you,
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you will back down
and respect me forever.
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Whoa... that's deep.
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Thank you.
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It was deeper when I
heard it on kung fu kats!
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Me-ow!
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You saw that, too, huh?
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Ha ha. What a coincidence.
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Um, tell me, what did you think?
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I think someone's
about to get juiced.
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Man, I'd hate to be that guy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Before you juice me, can I
ask you one quick question?
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Oh, yeah, it hurts.
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No, no, no. I was just curious.
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Um, how many lunches would
you say you snatch a day?
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I don't know. 10, 20.
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And how many do
you actually eat?
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What is this, a test?
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'Cause I don't test well.
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No, no, no. It's, um...
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It's... it's not a test.
I was just curious.
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Um, out of all those
lunches you snatch,
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what do you do with
the ones you don't eat?
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I juice 'em, like I'm
trying to do to your head,
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but you keep talking.
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See? See? See? Right there, ok?
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You should be
selling those lunches
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back to the kids you're
snatching 'em from.
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I could do that?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean... I mean,
they are scared.
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They're hungry. They're hungry.
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And, hey, they're
the perfect customers.
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Heh heh heh.
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How much should I sell 'em for?
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Oh, oh... Leave that to me.
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I'll work up a spread sheet and
estimate your projected profit margin.
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I'll do the math.
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Oh.
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Come here.
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What up, Chelsea
Ophelia Daniels?
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Big deal. You looked
it up in the yearbook.
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Man, I should've
thought of that.
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What? Nothing.
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I was just thinking
of your favorite color,
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which is, uh...
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Chartreuse.
262
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:42,199
Or your shoe
size, which is... 6.
263
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:47,567
Or your favorite ice cream,
which so happens to be soy bean...
264
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,200
Vanilla.
265
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:55,567
Rae... You do remember
things about me.
266
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,099
I'm sorry I snapped
at you. Hey...
267
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,065
It's just... I don't know...
268
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:00,667
I hate when we fight.
269
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,799
It's like... makes me
want to cry, you know?
270
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,099
Kind of like when I
watch my favorite movie.
271
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,666
I know you know
what that one is.
272
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,667
Of course I do.
273
00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,399
You know what?
274
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,300
I would remember it faster
275
00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,900
if you let go of
my thinking hand!
276
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:24,834
Um... well, I was
thinking that it's uh...
277
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,566
The gizzard of Mars?
278
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,899
The wizard of oz?
279
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,999
Yes! Yes, it is
the wizard of oz.
280
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,766
I was just making sure
that you knew what it was.
281
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,399
And I did.
282
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,966
Chels, congratulations.
283
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,499
Thank you. Congratulations.
284
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,500
You're amazing.
285
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,999
Ooh, Rae, you smudged
your thinking hand,
286
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,733
like, all over your forehead.
287
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,899
Oh, snap!
288
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,767
Wait a minute.
289
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:54,399
You don't have a thinking
hand. Nobody does.
290
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,799
Hey!
291
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,366
What is all that writing?
292
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,066
You know what?
293
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,566
Chels, you got me.
I called your mom,
294
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,399
and I took some notes, ok?
295
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,000
What?
296
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,499
You're supposed
to be my best friend,
297
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,699
and you needed a cheat sheet?
298
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,600
I wouldn't need a cheat sheet
299
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,099
if you weren't hung up
on all the stupid details.
300
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,399
Those stupid
details are my life.
301
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,966
Which turns out you
know nothing about.
302
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,766
You know what? This
whole argument is stupid.
303
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,032
Maybe our whole
friendship is stupid.
304
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,566
Here. Why don't you take back
this stupid sweater you loaned me?
305
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,799
You know what? I
will. And it wasn't stupid
306
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:29,000
until you put it on and
you turned it stupid.
307
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,766
You know what? Take
your stupid rainbow CD back.
308
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,366
Oh, if it was so stupid, why'd you
listen to it a million stupid times?!
309
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,466
'Cause I couldn't even
fathom how stupid it was.
310
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,899
Ok, here. Take
back this stupid clip.
311
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,299
Take back your
stupid sunglasses!
312
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,466
Ok, ok, take back
your stupid pen!
313
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:49,834
You know what?
Take back your stu...
314
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,599
What's that?
315
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,566
Uh, nothing.
316
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,133
Is that the friendship bracelet
I gave you in fourth grade?
317
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,766
Actually, it was third grade.
318
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:03,833
And you kept it all this time?
319
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:04,933
Well, yeah.
320
00:14:04,934 --> 00:14:06,833
I mean, you made it for me,
321
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:10,934
so I'm just gonna keep it.
322
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,999
Oh, Rae.
323
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,099
You know you're my girl, Chels,
324
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,032
and you know what?
325
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:20,299
I'm sorry I do think about
myself most of the time.
326
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,900
I'm sorry you do, too.
327
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,499
Go ahead, juice me.
328
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,500
I don't care.
329
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,734
Ok, I care. I care.
330
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,833
Oh, no. Cory! What happened?
331
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,833
You know what? He
warned me about this bully,
332
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,099
but I was too busy
thinking of myself.
333
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,499
He's about to get juiced.
334
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,300
Ooh, juice. Get me
a papaya mango.
335
00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:46,866
It's not that kind
of juice, Chels. Ok?
336
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,466
He's about to get
his head squeezed.
337
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:52,200
Then just get me, like,
a bagel or something.
338
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,399
Perfect.
339
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,500
Union called. Break time.
340
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,966
What can I do you for, boys?
341
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,666
Uh, what's in the meatballs?
342
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,499
I'll tell you what's not in 'em.
343
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,000
Meat. Ha ha ha!
344
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:26,899
And I'd definitely,
positively, for certain
345
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:29,734
stay away from the juice.
346
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,567
I think I'll stick
with the meatballs.
347
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,866
Is it me, or was the lunch lady
348
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:51,000
totally hitting on you?
349
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:59,899
Cory... You're a genius.
350
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,467
I am?
351
00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:04,299
Dude, your idea to sell these
lunches back to these losers
352
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,667
is making me a fortune.
353
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:12,100
Oops! Ehh. Sorry.
354
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,200
I dropped my beauty Mark.
355
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,200
Ain't it beautiful?
356
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,299
Here's a lunch I didn't like.
357
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:32,600
Go sell it back to
that weenie over there.
358
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:38,366
Him? But I mean...
359
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,933
He's already bought his lunch.
360
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:44,299
Yeah. And now he's
gonna buy another lunch
361
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,867
from you, partner.
362
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,999
I'm gonna go eat my lunches.
363
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,699
Cory. Cory!
364
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,866
Listen, lady, I already
have a girlfriend.
365
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,499
It's me, dummy.
366
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,099
Why... why... What
are you doing here?!
367
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,799
Well, I had a vision that
you were gonna get juiced,
368
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,766
but it looks like you and the
juicer are working together.
369
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,099
Listen, I'm just
trying to survive.
370
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,833
And since when do you care?
371
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,566
You only think about yourself.
372
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,766
Oh... yeah.
373
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,132
You know what? I've
been working on that,
374
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,366
and I know I don't
tell you enough,
375
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,734
but I really do care
about you, Cory.
376
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,766
Nah, see, it ain't
even like that.
377
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,099
It ain't even like...
378
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,499
Thanks a lot.
Junior high's ruined.
379
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,567
Sorry.
380
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,766
Larry, this is your lunch.
381
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:35,132
Ok, but what are
you doing with it?
382
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,833
Listen, man, don't
ask any questions.
383
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,733
Just give me $3.00,
and I'll pay you back later.
384
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:41,999
Ok, but if you're taking
that lunch lady out,
385
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,400
I don't want to know about it.
386
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,899
All right. Good work, Cory.
387
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,399
How much did we get?
388
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,199
Wait. "We"?
389
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,566
Cory, you're working
with the juicer?
390
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,032
No. No.
391
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,199
What would make you
say something like that?
392
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,899
Hey, come on now.
393
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,734
I may steal lunches,
394
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,700
but I never steal credit.
395
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:05,199
This guy turned my little
hobby into a business.
396
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,834
It's the American dream.
397
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,399
Cory, I can't believe
you sold me out.
398
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,032
You sold us all out.
399
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,033
Yeah!
400
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,766
Oh, boo hoo!
401
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:17,300
Cough it up.
402
00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:20,399
No, man. I... I can't
do this anymore.
403
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,300
It's over.
404
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,566
Jeez, I'm real sorry
to hear that, Cory.
405
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:27,833
Go ahead, juice
me. I don't care.
406
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,132
My vision!
407
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:31,499
Ok, I care. I care.
408
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,866
You know what? I
changed my mind.
409
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,499
You're not gonna juice me? Nah.
410
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,299
I'm gonna juice
your little friend here
411
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,299
and make you drink it.
412
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,000
No. Wait.
413
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,300
Oh, snap!
414
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:57,099
Who threw that meatball?
415
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,033
I threw it.
416
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,199
The lunch lady?!
417
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,899
That's right, tough guy.
418
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,966
If you're gonna
juice a person...
419
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,567
Juice me.
420
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,099
Aw, I can't juice
the lunch lady.
421
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,866
No, you can't. That's
right. No, you can't.
422
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:17,232
Yes. Now, tuck in your shirt!
423
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,232
Sorry.
424
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:19,767
Wait a minute.
425
00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:22,032
I might not be able to
juice you, lunch lady,
426
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,899
but I can still
juice all of them.
427
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:28,299
That's right. You
can, one by one.
428
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:28,900
Yeah.
429
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,799
Dude, your girlfriend's
making things way worse.
430
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,566
But you can't juice
'em all together.
431
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,833
Just think about it, you guys.
432
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:41,499
There's a bunch of yous,
and only one of hims.
433
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:46,499
Yeah. She's right.
We gotta stick together!
434
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,300
Who's with me?
435
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,499
One second. I said...
Who's with me?!
436
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,799
That's right!
437
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,000
That's right!
438
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,399
Uh-huh.
439
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,199
Ok, ok. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Ha ha.
440
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,000
I'll tell you what.
441
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:09,132
Tomorrow I'm gonna
sell back your lunches
442
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,466
half price?
443
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:11,467
Good enough!
444
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,299
Good enough?!
445
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,833
You guys, you
had him on the run!
446
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,999
When somethin' stinks,
ya gotta go after it.
447
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,933
Right. Like these meatballs.
448
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:23,467
They stink.
449
00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:25,966
Yes, they do! And
who's responsible
450
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,099
for the stinky meatballs?
451
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:28,600
You are!
452
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,099
That's right! Now,
wait a minute,
453
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,967
I didn't do that on purpose.
454
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:36,033
So it's gonna be like this?
455
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:51,766
I got your back, Rae.
456
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,767
I got yours!
457
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,399
I can't believe I got detention.
458
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,767
Y'all, I don't even
go to this school!
459
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,399
The principal was right.
460
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,899
I shoulda told dad
what was going on
461
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,934
with the juicer right away.
462
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,500
Juicer.
463
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,466
See? Isn't it better when
you use your powers for good?
464
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,300
Shut up, weenie.
465
00:21:32,301 --> 00:21:34,467
Yes, sir, Mr. Juicer, sir.
466
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,132
♪ Kung fu kats, kung fu kats ♪
467
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,099
Cory, juicer: ♪ lookin'
cool in their kung fu hats ♪
468
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,599
♪ hawkin' hairballs
at evil rats ♪
469
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,366
♪ ho! Here come
the kung fu kats ♪
470
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:53,200
Yeah! Meow!
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