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Principal stuckerman's
at it again.
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Just look at these
new rules, Chelse.
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I know. "No spiky
heels, no shiny hats,
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no noisy jewelry."
What is that all about?
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Hey, y'all!
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Hey!
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Well, I think it's pretty obvious
who these rules are directed at.
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Yeah, so obvious.
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Who?
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Chelse, it's Raven.
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Ok, yeesh. I thought
you said it was obvious.
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Check it out.
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What?
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Dr. Stuckerman is
definitely out to get me.
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Oh, I don't know why
he is always trippin'.
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Trippin', am I?
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Um, mm, wow.
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Trippin' as in...
Cool, uh, wise, smart.
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Really? Well, why
don't we look it up
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in my pocket dictionary
of youth slang?
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You got one of those? Yeah.
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Here we are.
Trippin'... "see buggin'."
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Buggin', buggin'. Buggin'.
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Ah, buggin'. "See
whack." Whack, whack.
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Ok, ok, ok, ok. Trippin' is not
that great of a compliment, ok.
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It's just that, these rules,
they're so unreasonable.
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Miss Baxter, every
rule has a reason,
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and every reason has a rule.
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And what's the reason for those?
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Your wardrobe is a danger to me
and the entire student population.
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Now remove those
violations at once.
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I still don't understand
what the big deal is.
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Not like these beads
are gonna hurt anybody.
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Miss Baxter, it's exactly
that kind of noisy... aah!
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Oh, snap. Dr. Stuckerman,
I am so sorry.
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Oh, my goodness,
how's your back?
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Whack.
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Let's go.
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♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪
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♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ hey, now, say now ♪
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♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪
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♪ come on and
ride with Rae now ♪
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♪ and if the future
looks grey now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪ oh, snap.
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Yep, that's me.
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Dr. Stuckerman, I am so sorry.
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If you think... Thank you...
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think you're sorry now,
wait'll I deal with you tomorrow.
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Ohh.
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Mr. Stuckerman,
we'll see ya later.
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Have a good trip.
See ya next fall.
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Chelsea. I'm in enough trouble.
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So you think he's gonna
suspend you, Rae?
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What? No, he can't suspend
me. It's the end of the school year.
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We're seniors. All the
senior things are coming up,
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like senior carnival,
senior prom.
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Senior surprise day.
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You can't miss all that.
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It'll be like you went to school
all those years for nothing.
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And so today, may 19th,
I am officially retiring.
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This will be my final day as
principal of bayside high school.
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What's today's date? May 18th.
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That means that
tomorrow's may 19th.
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No, I think it's a leap year.
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Anyway, I had a
vision, you guys.
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Dr. Stuckerman is
retiring tomorrow.
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All I have to do is avoid him for one
more day, and then I am off the hook!
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Rae, how are you gonna do that?
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Ooh... ooh... Ooh!
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Daddy... I'm sick.
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Um, honey, you don't look
so good. I know. I'm sick.
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That doesn't prove anything.
She never looks good.
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I'm gonna make you pay for
that, but right now, I'm so sick.
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You know what? There
is something going around.
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Dad, come on. You're
not falling for this, are you?
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She's trying to ditch
school. I did it all last we...
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What?
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Um, maybe she caught what I had.
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Uh-huh. Feel better.
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All right, dad, well, ahem,
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I'm off to school.
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Um, sweetheart,
you're not even dressed.
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Dad, it's not about the outfits,
dad it's about the education.
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Ok, ok, now I know
you're really sick.
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Look, go in the living
room and lay down.
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I will fix you something that
will make you feel better, ok?
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I feel better already.
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I'm sorry, honey. What?
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I said, dad, I feel a little
unsteady. I'm a little unsteady.
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It's so cold.
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Hey, Chelse. I don't
have to come in.
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Yeah, dad totally bought it.
Is stuckerman back at school?
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Yeah. He just made
an announcement
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that he's making a bigger
announcement in 20 minutes.
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Ooh, that has to be my vision.
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He's gonna announce his retirement,
he's not gonna be there tomorrow,
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so all I have to do today is
chill... chills, chills. Oh, daddy.
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Oh, the chills.
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Hey, Rae, I got
just the thing for you.
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Ok, look, you just
gotta bundle up.
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You gotta stay warm.
It's really important.
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I'm freezin'.
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Now, all you have to
do is finish this soup.
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What? Soup?
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Mm-hmm. This is a
secret family recipe.
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This is grandma Baxter's
3-alarm cold killer.
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Mm-hmm, this'll sweat out the
cold and anything else that ails you.
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I don't think I need soup.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa, that's spicy!
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Yeah. Ha ha ha.
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And that's just the first alarm.
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That's amazing... What?!
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Mm-hmm. Ok, now come on.
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I don't think I need
another one. Yes, yes, yes.
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You gotta finish this.
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You gotta finish this.
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It'll heat you up
from the inside out.
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Definitely workin'. You got it?
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It's workin'. Ok, ok. Ok.
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Come on now. Whoa!
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Now, when you start sweating,
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that means it's working.
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Well, I'm feelin' it
working, daddy. It's hot!
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Ok, come on now.
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I don't want another
one, daddy. Come on.
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Mmm.
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You know what? You might be
back in school by this afternoon.
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What? I think somebody opened
a window, 'cause I'm gettin' cold.
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Really? Oh, no. I'm gonna
have to make another batch.
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I'm gonna skip the second
alarm and go right to the third.
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Look, you stay warm
and finish the soup, ok?
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No, I don't think...
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Finish the soup. I'm
gonna make some more.
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Whoo, it's hot.
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Oh, Rae, you know, I read you
lose about 80% of your body heat
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through your head, so...
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I'm gonna give you this hat
so you can keep warm. Ok?
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That should help. Now
stay warm, finish the soup.
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I'm gonna be back to check
on ya. Ok. Thank you, daddy.
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That was amazing.
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I'm gonna watch some television,
keep my mind off this heat.
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Welcome to death valley, the
hottest place on earth. Nope.
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The red-hot molten lava spewing from
a volcano can reach a temperature...
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Next!
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How hot was it?
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Hot enough to fry an
egg on the sidewalk.
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Ooh, I'm getting
oozy. Still weak.
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Maybe I'll watch some videos
to keep my mind off this heat.
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Next up, a hot new artist
that's burnin' up the charts.
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This video's sizzlin'.
I gotta be sizzlin'.
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Check out some call it
magic by Raven Baxter.
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What? I got a video?
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♪ Some call it magic ♪
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♪ the things I see ♪
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♪ and I don't understand it ♪
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♪ why is happens to me ♪
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♪ some call it magic ♪
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♪ and I don't know how ♪
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♪ but I know that I have it ♪
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♪ and it all works out ♪
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♪ I got my family and
my friends with me ♪
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♪ they're the only ones
who know my secret ♪
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♪ only they do ♪
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♪ try to find a way,
bring it out and say ♪
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♪ that you know
you're special, baby ♪
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♪ stay true to you ♪
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♪ some call it magic ♪
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♪ the things I see ♪
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♪ and I don't understand it ♪
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♪ why it happens to me, oh ♪
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♪ some call it magic... ♪
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Ok, fun's over.
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Aah! Dr. Stuckerman.
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I told you I would
deal with you, Raven.
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You can't get away from me.
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Oh, I think I can.
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Still here. Still here.
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All stuckerman, all the time.
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In high def, baby.
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Aah!
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Dr. Stuckerman, will you
please get out of my television?
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You'll have to deal
with me sooner or later.
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I prefer later.
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Oh, an old sitcom.
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"Oh, that Raven"? I
don't remember that show.
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Raven! Honey, I'm home!
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Howdy, dear.
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How was work today, darling?
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Oh, terrible.
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I'm a door-to-door
door salesman.
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Every time I knock on a door,
I realize they don't need one.
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Yah!
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So how was your day?
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Well, I bought this
beautiful dress. Look.
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Oh, no, I broke another
priceless antique.
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Raven, what am I
gonna do with you?
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Hiya, ed.
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Hi, Rae.
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We would've been here sooner,
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but I couldn't wake this
old coot up from his nap.
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What do you expect? I'm
pooped from all your nagging.
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Oh, stop it, you two. I
got some good news.
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A big-time Hollywood director
just moved into the neighborhood.
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A big-time Hollywood
director? In this neighborhood?
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Wait a minute. Are you
saying a big-time Hollywood
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director is moving
into our neighborhood?
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Yes, and I invited
him over for dinner.
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Hey, maybe he'll
put me in the movie.
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Only if he's making
a horror movie.
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Well, if he is, he
can cast your mother.
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My mother is a Saint.
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You mean a St. Bernard. Ruff!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Knock it off, you two.
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Now, if he likes
what Raven cooks,
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then maybe he'll put
us all in his movie.
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Don't worry, honey. Have I
ever messed anything up?
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Don't get me started.
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Well, dinner's ready. When's that
big-time Hollywood director coming?
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That's him. Everyone
just act natural.
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Everyone, I'd like for you to meet
the biggest director in Hollywood.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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If this meal is good,
you'll all be stars.
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That's no director. That's
principal stuckerman.
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Raven, say hello to our guest.
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Oh, I can't let him see me.
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Serving dinner. Who's hungry?
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Uh, my wife likes to wear
the dinner before she serves it.
247
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,399
Ha ha ha ha.
248
00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,133
Peas and carrots?
Oh, enjoy your meal.
249
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:04,133
Stop the nonsense
and serve the Turkey!
250
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:08,099
Would you care
for a leg or a wing?
251
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,000
Ha ha ha ha ha.
252
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:12,399
Take our dinner off
of your head right now!
253
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,966
I don't want to.
254
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:18,100
Don't get me started.
255
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,733
You thought you could
hide from me, didn't you?
256
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,800
Oh, snap!
257
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,299
Man, that was bizarre.
258
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:36,399
Ooh, I do not know what's
making me freak out like this.
259
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,300
Hey, I better have
some more soup.
260
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,367
Spicy.
261
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,300
I better watch some more
television, get my mind off stuckerman.
262
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:11,000
Ok, we did everything he asked.
263
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,599
Where is that stupid wizard?
264
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,399
Hello. Giant head behind you.
265
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:25,500
Bow down to the mighty oz.
266
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:29,699
I'm scared. I'm so scared.
267
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,099
If I had a brain,
I'd run right now.
268
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:35,599
Here, you can take mine,
'cause I am out of here.
269
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,699
Fine. Beat it. Scram.
Get out of my sight.
270
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,299
Wait. We're not going anywhere
271
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,299
until you give us
what you promised.
272
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:50,833
How dare you question the
great and gaseous wizard!
273
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,733
Why are you so mean?
274
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:56,967
Because I ain't got no body.
275
00:14:57,734 --> 00:15:00,899
Get it? I ain't got no body.
276
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,833
I'm a big floating head.
277
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,299
Ginormous head.
278
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,232
All right, get out of my sight.
279
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,599
But we did everything
that you asked.
280
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,866
Look, here's the witch's cloak.
281
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,799
And the witch's crystal ball.
282
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,099
Yeah, and the witch's underwear.
283
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:21,499
I never asked for
the witch's underwear!
284
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,099
Mine's, actually.
285
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:29,199
No wonder you need courage.
286
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,499
Now go, scram, beat it,
287
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:37,966
because the great and
powerful oz has spoken.
288
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:43,199
And has... focus. I don't
need to speak anymore.
289
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,699
Scram. Get out of here.
290
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,232
Please ignore the
man on the elliptical.
291
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,299
You're not even a real wizard.
292
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:55,299
Yes, I am. Wizards
need to get in shape, too.
293
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,966
Well, what about
us? Wait your turn.
294
00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,733
I still got 10 more minutes.
295
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:05,699
Yo, brother, you better give us what
you promised us because I'm one bad cat.
296
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,499
Roar.
297
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:12,100
Ok, ok. Down, Kitty.
298
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:16,733
Ok, look, you know the
way that you stood up to me?
299
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:19,499
That shows that you
had courage all along.
300
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,132
I did?
301
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,299
Well, duh.
302
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:27,833
And you... the way you recognize
the obvious... you're really smart.
303
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:34,199
I am? Mississippi.
M-i-s-s-i-p-p-i. Wow.
304
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:39,200
And I never even heard
the word "Mississippi" before.
305
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,132
Wow, you really are smart.
306
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:44,699
You know what, you guys?
307
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,999
Um, this is a
beautiful moment, ok?
308
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,466
It really warms my
heart. Hey, I have a heart.
309
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,599
Hey, guys...
310
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,866
Ok, so we're all happy,
right? Good. Let's go.
311
00:16:56,867 --> 00:17:00,366
Everybody out.
And we're walkin'...
312
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,499
And we're walkin'.
313
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,032
But wait. What about
me? I'm not happy.
314
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,199
I still can't get home.
315
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:11,699
Don't you understand? You've
had the power to go home all along.
316
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,300
I did?
317
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:15,599
All you have to do is
click your heels together.
318
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,566
Is that really gonna
get me home?
319
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,833
No. That's gonna get the
yellow brick dust off your shoes
320
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,199
so it doesn't get
on my new carpet.
321
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,566
Really? Ok...
322
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,399
I was kidding, I was
kidding. I was kidding!
323
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,300
Kidding, kidding.
Go, click. Goodbye.
324
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,999
Uh-oh. That wasn't
supposed to happen.
325
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,199
I thought we got rid of you.
326
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,599
You thought wrong, my pretty.
327
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,600
Now I'm finally going to deal
with you and your little homies, too.
328
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,366
You're no witch. You're
principal stuckerman.
329
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,200
I know how to get rid of you.
330
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:14,466
I'm not melting.
I'm not melting.
331
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,499
I'm not... melting.
332
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:20,699
Water on weave. I'm melting.
333
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,666
I'm melting. I'm melting.
334
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:28,399
I'm melting. Rae, wake
up. You're not melting.
335
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,099
You're just overheating.
336
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,933
Oh, my goodness. It
was such a crazy dream.
337
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:35,866
Why are you talking like that?
338
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,299
My bad.
339
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,999
Oh, my goodness.
Dad, this was so real.
340
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,999
You were there. And, Eddie, you
and Chelse, you and, Cory, you.
341
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,766
Was I there? Aah!
342
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,999
Dr. Stuckerman,
get out of my dream.
343
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,999
You're not dreamin'.
You're not dreamin', Rae.
344
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,032
I hate to break it to you, but
today was senior surprise day.
345
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,766
Surprise!
346
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:03,399
Dr. Stuckerman took all the seniors
out to happy mountain amusement park.
347
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,766
What? And I missed it?
348
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:09,299
Yeah, 'cause you were
so cold, so, so very cold.
349
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,466
Keep going, you gonna
be out cold in a second.
350
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:13,966
I see you're feelin' better.
351
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:18,499
Dr. Stuckerman, are you here to give me
my punishment for what I did yesterday?
352
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,366
Um, what happened yesterday?
353
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,599
Well, I slipped
on Raven's beads.
354
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,966
I have a bad back, and I
was afraid I really hurt it.
355
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,199
But you're ok, right?
356
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,733
As it turns out, the fall
realigned my whole spine.
357
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,566
When I woke up this morning,
I felt like a spring chicken.
358
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:37,466
So I took everyone out to
happy mountain to celebrate.
359
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,200
Yay!
360
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,866
And you're here
to rub it in my face.
361
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,099
No. I'm here to thank you.
362
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,966
Harry s. Stuckerman
has a soft side.
363
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:53,966
Oh, aren't you
gonna retire today?
364
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,599
Actually, I was, but
I changed my m...
365
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,199
How did you know that?
366
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,199
No, the question is, why'd
you change your mind?
367
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,232
Well, now that my back is cured,
368
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,599
I'm going to be
around making rules
369
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,599
for a long, long time.
370
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,699
You mean I...
because of what I...
371
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:17,767
Then you are... oh, snap!
372
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,666
How you feelin', dad?
373
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,699
Huh? Not so good.
374
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,366
I think I caught what Raven had.
375
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:35,199
I doubt that, but I heated up some
of grandma's special soup for ya.
376
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,999
Oh, thank you, son.
377
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,567
Uh-huh. Enjoy.
378
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,299
Oh... Spicy!
379
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,500
Hoo! But it's good.
380
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:56,834
Mmm. Oh... Hoo, that is hot.
381
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,567
Honey, I'm home.
382
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:10,834
Hi, Eddie. Notice anything
different about me?
383
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,366
Don't get me started.
384
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:19,967
Oh, snap!
385
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,767
Yeah.
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