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ZERO FUCKS GIVEN

- You've got the mollies on you?
- I called the guy.

Call him!

Call him.

I sent him a message.
He said he'd be here in an hour.

An hour?

It's Spain!

Can you buy me a drink?

But I'm full of love, you see!

I want to cry, I want to be happy
and at the same time, I...

Come on, it's the drug.

I want a bit of everything...

I wanted to tell you earlier...
when I told you...

You and me... We can... Sorry.

- I said it like that...
- I'd prefer a "Let's go home together"

than a "I'm looking for love".

But I am really looking for it!

- No!
- Yes!

You're looking for it...
like looking for your phone...

- It stresses me out!
- I just want to... you know...

It's the drug, Arthur! The drug!

Move your... your big sticky feet!

If I throw up,
it'll be like a stream.

Get your hand off.

It's fine!

Make me some noodles.

- Make you some "poodles"?
- Noodles with ketchup and cheese.

- I'm begging you...
- Ah, I thought you said "poodles".

- Yeah, sure...
- No, it's OK.

I'll make some...
noodles with ketchup?

All right, let's go!

You prefer to live with a Smarties...

like, you're married for life...

like, forever...

and every time you say
"I'm in a relationship",

he pops up.

Or, or...

Or, instead...

When you...

You put your keys in the keyhole

to lock and open your door at home...

there is...

acid...

rain that falls...

like 2 km from your home.

- So it can fall on anyone.
- Acid rain.

- Would you rather kill people?
- No!

Maybe... well.

I dunno.

I'd go out with the Smarties.

- Would you rather...
- Not bad.

Have rubber arms so you can't hug anyone
and everything is soft,

like marshmallow arms.

Or, would you rather have 19 nipples?

I would rather have...

- Nineteen nipples.
- Nineteen?

But that means the first time
you're shirtless in front of a woman...

- Shit...
- So do you announce it?

Shit...

It'll come out.

- That'll come out? How?
- Well it's... It's vodka.

I'd rather have 19 nipples

because I can hide them.

Like, I can put hair on them
or something.

- It'd be nice to get a little...
- A little what?

- To get 19 nipples fondled like...
- I'm going to throw up!

Like a guitar.

My mother had to see a client
that my father had to see.

So she took his car.

- Yeah.
- And...

So she took his car
to go to this meeting.

But to get to this meeting,
she had to go through a roundabout.

It's a roundabout
that's a bit out of our town,

but she was used to going through it.

And...

on this roundabout,
there are some decorations.

You see... little walls, propellers...

which where a bit all over the place.

And...

when she drove in,
she crashed into the roundabout.

So... she died on impact?
Just like that, instantly?

When someone called me...
she was dead, so...

I think so.

For example, my mum...

It's unbearable right now.

To see her age, to know that...
there's a process that's started that...

I'm going to have to witness
her decline.

It's really the end of a...
It's human decadence.

She is just very... hardcore with us.

In...

In simple phases...

When she's just at the table,
she'd rub her hands together like this

before eating,
looking at all of us like...

It's frightening!

I don't know... She's taking us
into her long-term depression.

And... I love her very, very much.

I mean, to see...

let people live to be old...

that you have to be there for that.

I mean... There's no going back.
And instead of

having to witness...
this downward spiral.

Maybe it's better to just hit a wall.

Suzanna?

Sylvia?

DEREK -
SEE PROFILE OR RESPOND

And you think these are good conditions?

I don't know.
I need to work so I work.

You need to work, and it's a great job
but not in such conditions.

- Look at how other companies are!
- Conditions... It's always the same.

There are always imperfections.

Do you know the working conditions
in other companies?

If for example, if you're sick,
do you get paid?

I don't know, I try not to be sick.
I watch out for myself.

- I drink vodka.
- I think it's really time to act!

And it's phenomenal that
this strike is going on all over Europe.

- Where are you based?
- I don't know. In Lanzarote,

but I don't really have time
to make the revolution.

We're going to be late.

Go and talk to your colleagues!

Some of your colleagues in Lanzarote
are on strike too.

Go and see them.
They'll explain it to you.

I'm sure that if we don't do anything

things will get worse.

Yeah,
but I don't really believe in change...

We're not the same age
so what we can sacrifice isn't the same.

Don't believe in change? Meaning?

It means I have a flight
and I'd like to take it.

What about the future?

I don't even know
if I'll be alive tomorrow,

so I just want to get on my flight.

Are you OK?

Are you OK or not?
Why don't you respond?

About what?

- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine and you?

Shit...

Hey, Dad asks
if you'll be back for Christmas.

I don't know if you have plans or not.

See you.

No, I won't be here for Christmas
or New Year's.

I'm working at the time.

I couldn't postpone.
I tried everything but they said no.

Couldn't you have at least tried
to get off?

Well... It's fine.

I just told you
I tried but it didn't work.

Hello?

Hello Mrs Wessels,
this is Sabrina from Orange.

Could you spare me a moment
to talk about your phone consumption?

I saw that
you were on a hummingbird plan

and I see that your data consumption
was mainly abroad.

So I wanted to suggest the cheetah plan

which would allow you
to have unlimited downloads abroad.

Would you be interested in that?

What's the difference in cost
to the one I have now?

That's a difference of
fourteen euros and ninety cents.

And then you'll have unlimited data.

Then you won't get blocked
when you use up your data.

All right, I'll take it.
I'd like to change my plan.

However, it has to be the account holder
who does the modification

so I will ask you for some information.

You are Sabine Wessels...

No, it's my mother.

OK, then your mother needs to go online
and make the necessary changes.

She can either do so
from her mobile application or online.

The procedure is simple, she clicks on
"Document" on the "Add New Document" tab

and then she will be able to allow you
to make the change on her behalf.

Then you can change the phone plan.
Would that be OK?

No, that's complicated.

Well, another solution
would be for your mother

to call the customer service directly
herself.

It's going to be really complicated
because she's dead.

I... I understand.

What we can do is resend you the code
so that you have access...

Well, maybe the best thing would be...
to cancel the line.

- All right. - And your name?

Cassandre Wessels.

What I can suggest at this point
is to cancel the subscription

- so you can create a new one.
- All right.

Very well.

However,
the cancellation fee will cost 43 euros

which you'll have to pay
in order to reopen a line in your name.

- Will that be fine?
- All right.

- Great. I'll let you do the modification.
- Thank you.

- Thank you for being a valued customer.
- Goodbye.

In fact, the plan is simple.
I've just finished a year at Wing.

I'll be a cabin manager.

After that, I'll try out for Emirates.

- I get into Emirates...
- Emirates is tough.

I get into Emirates,

- spend 3-4 years in Dubai...
- OK, but...

Yes, it's the perfect plan but...

- How many languages can you speak?
- Four.

That's why. It's impossible for me.
They'll never take me.

- It's not as easy as that!
- So, you've already given up!

- Well, no, but...
- You don't even apply. That's that.

It's not that...

- Do you want to or not?
- Of course I do!

You don't think it's my dream
to be walking around Dubai with a tiger?

- Well, if you want to...
- Or to have a dolphin in my jacuzzi?

If you want to have a dolphin
and a tiger, then go for it!

But you have to be more of everything!

You have to be more beautiful,
more smiley, more chic, and classier.

Everything is more complicated.
It's not Wing, you know!

Compared to them, we're...

- Great! You got your life on lock.
- We're yokels.

That's nice! It's great being young!

No, but I'll try...

but I'm sure it won't work out.

They're too...

they're too strict on language skills,
I'm telling you!

They have thousands of applications
of people speaking seven languages.

I'll walk in and speak a little English
and... I will never pass.

You want me to tell you what I think
it's all about?

- It's not the language or whatever.
- It's hope.

No, it's not hope!
Stop talking like a grandma!

It's gallantry!

That's worse!

You talk like a grandma's grandma!

So gallantry means energetic?

Just fake it! Fake having confidence
and everyone thinks you're hot shit.

Take off your jacket, please.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Thank you.

Forget Emirates. In Dubai for a month now,
working for a private jet company.

Send in your CV,
they're hiring like crazy!

It's the same job
with more responsibilities...

It's not the same thing.
I manage the people I work with.

And before I was under people's orders.

The job is what you do.
You bring coffees and whatnot.

- OK?
- Fine.

She's managing and making the decisions.

And we're not just serving coffee.

If it's only serving coffee,
I'd work at Starbucks, you see?

That's not what I meant... For example,
how many cabin managers are there?

We are in the air.
There's maybe 30,000 in the company.

- And how many planes, for example?
- Damn it, I don't know!

- Dad, you're pretending not to get it!
- No!

- Yes, you are!
- It's...

Dad, you're my boss
but we do the same job.

- Well... No.
- He does it on purpose.

It's not that...
Yes, I manage a bit more

- but I have more experience.
- I'm cleaning up.

Well, that's good!

But you agree with me

in the end you still do things
with more responsibilities, but...

- the job is the same, no?
- No.

- It's not that I don't get it.
- Yes, you do.

Anyway, when you did...
You got in there,

because you wanted to travel,
and that's good.

So you should continue with it.

No, I think it's good but...

- Because you said it was a promotion.
- In reality it's a very simple...

It's not a promotion
because it's based on a competition!

For example, if there's a...
a passenger who gets furious

it's you who has to decide
how to handle it.

Yes, so do I call the police,
do I get him out,

- if someone has a stroke...
- A stewardess can't.

But the captain
has to take care of that.

Yes, but I don't want to be the pilot
of the plane. I'm the boss of...

the flight attendants.

You are a stewardess.
A stewardess plus more.

It's not "plus more",
it's chief attendant. Line manager?

- Cabin manager!
- Cabin manager.

I don't need that, Dad.

It's not just for you,
it's for the pillows too.

If you gave me another day
I could have sorted it out

but you didn't warn me...

It's not that, it's that...

Because I had to store away
all the agency's archives,

they were in the garage,
and there's no room now with the pickup.

So I put them in your room.

Pardon.

What's up?

Very well.

So it's 279,500 euros...

Yes, it is 79,500, exactly.

For the land registry,
I could give it to you at the visit

but as it's a second visit
there won't be too many issues.

Exactly.

And this time,
you'll be with your husband.

OK.

So we'll say Wednesday

at 2PM, and it'll be with me.

I bought it second hand

from a friend of mine
who wanted to get a new car.

It's a Mercedes, so it's solid.

And parking isn't a problem?

That's not why I got it.

I got it because it's indestructible.

If you drive into a tree,
the tree falls over.

And...
it's a question of social standing.

When the customers see you arrive,
you stand out differently.

- Well, it's true.
- That's funny.

Well, we are in a business of image.

And you dress like that
when you see clients?

I'm a bit more relaxed now.

Some clients in the countryside like it
when I dress like this.

I know I have to adapt to the client.

And...

When farmers see me in my leather jacket
they trust me straight away.

If I show up with my suit,
they don't trust me.

But when we have to deal with
real estate operations, it's a suit.

That's what sales is,

knowing who you're dealing with
to reassure them.

And the pickup plays a part in this.

When I arrive, they say,
"Wow, it works!" It reassures them.

The pickup is reassuring.
It's impressive!

It may not be easy to park

but...

I like being higher. You can see
the road better and you're above others.

What are you doing?

Why are you here?

Are you OK?

- Weren't you sleeping?
- No.

Do you want some herbal tea?

What are you checking?

When I get up,
I check that the door is closed.

- Do you often get up at night?
- No, it's just that...

I'm used to getting up early for work.

I'm ready by 4 AM in the morning.

That's what I usually do.

What time is it?

It's 4:20.

So where are we going afterwards?

We're going to Moulin de Solières!

- Moulin de Solières still exists?
- Of course!

- Wow!
- The old bearded bouncer's still there.

- Gandalf!
- Gandalf!

You put your feet in and it gets hot.

- I swear!
- Seriously?

I brought these for you girls,
but I'll let you choose the smells.

I saw some real French shops
so I thought of you girls.

- What's this?
- Many different body creams and stuff.

- That's so nice!
- No worries!

- These are samples?
- No, they're mini bottles,

but they do look like a spray for a day.

- So yeah...
- So nice!

It's never really too hot
like in Marrakech.

Yeah, it's true it's windier
than in Marrakech.

That's so cool! You must have seen
some beautiful places!

Yeah, I'm lucky.
I've been all over Europe.

And a bit of Africa too!

Were you able to get around?

- And have you seen all the countries?
- I didn't always have time to visit.

A fortnight ago, in the same week,
I went to Milan, Mykonos, Essaouira...

- and then we went back to Lanzarote.
- Not bad.

- What? You don't want to do that?
- Yeah, tomorrow...

- And we do it well...
- Yes, but my sister is right there!

- It's fine.
- What do you mean?

Cassandre!
I already had sex with your sister.

You annoy me!

You talking like this
stresses out my dad.

Come on, your dad loves me!

He's my friend and she even knows it!

- It's only right now.
- Stop putting on your show!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Don't worry about it...

You're better behaved
when you're in front of Jean.

- He scares me!
- Really?

- Yeah, he's so...
- But our dad is a softy!

Really?

- I don't know, he seems a bit strict!
- No!

No, he can come off a bit...
He's actually quite shy.

- We were never spanked!
- Yes, you were! You don't remember...

I remember...

Even I've been spanked
by your father too!

It should be called a dish:
"Jean's spankings".

- Don't you want to settle down sometimes?
- Yeah, but every day is different,

I never get bored and I meet
different people all the time.

In the same day, I can see snow and sun.
I'm rather lucky!

So you're not attached to anyone?

No, nobody.

- Really not?
- Nope.

Why are you travelling
if you don't meet anyone?

I meet people and I have flatmates
but I have to accept

that I like them for two hours
and then it's goodbye.

What's wrong with you?
You look like you have...

- You can't talk about attachment!
- Ah, we're still on this!

- Yes, we are!
- Yes, Cassandre!

Oh my God!

I don't understand.
What is the definition of attachment?

It's the moment when you're entitled
to make mistakes, come back, and argue.

- If you meet someone for two hours...
- Yeah!

I'm entitled to it all!
We don't even know who we are!

Melissa?

Melissa, do you have a cigarette?

I only have rolled cigarettes.

- We only smoke rolled cigarettes here!
- Do you guys have a cigarette?

- Vincent? Vincent?
- Does anyone have a cigarette?

Don't you have a real cigarette?
An industrial one?

I'll roll one up for you.

Are you OK, sir?
Would you like some change?

Sir!

He's scared of you!

Would you like some change, sir?

- You are very scary.
- You're very scary!

- We saw a shadow!
- Don't stand in the dark!

- You said Alessandro and now it's Aless.
- But you...

No, it's OK, it's OK!

- Do you like him?
- Yeah. Do you like him too?

- I do!
- Well that's that.

He'll take us back.

Slow down!

What the hell!
She puked all over the seat!

Give me her bag!

Damn it, Melissa! You piss me off!

Every weekend
it's the same damn thing!

Here's her bag!

You fucking asshole!

Shut the fuck up!

Are you OK?

Is this for trash?

- That's for trash.
- Hold on.

You can throw that away... 2010.

That's disgusting stuff!

They were at your grandmother's
and we've been carrying them for years.

- It was fashionable back then!
- But why?

- It was for decoration.
- Are we throwing it away?

- No, I've always had it.
- You use it

if you don't want to be seen
when you go next door.

That... that's not possible...

Another box of 2004 documents.

2004 is to be thrown out.
We don't need anything before 2010.

We have to keep these for ten years.

- Why?
- It's the law.

- We can throw that out too. It's 2002.
- OK, wow... Hold on.

I'll take it out later.
We're almost done.

- Account 2016, so it's thrown out.
- No, we're keeping it.

Just kidding!

OK, you're listening.
We forgot that!

What do we do with this?

We'll put them in the cellar...

The basement.

Don't you want to throw them out?

No.

We'll put them in the basement.

- Hey.
- How are you?

Yes...

- Isn't Dad with you?
- No, he's eating with his lawyer.

What for?

For yet another appeal.

It will never fucking end!

Is there anything new?

Well... no. He's apparently still at it.

I don't get why he does this.

Three appeals didn't work.

His lawyer doesn't charge him anymore.

He invites him to the restaurant!

Why doesn't he get a second appraisal?

Because she was the one speeding,
even if it wasn't much. So...

The speed limit is fifty
and she was doing fifty-seven.

What were you thinking?

That she was doing
between seventy to eighty.

Is it the same area all the way through
or is it...

- Is it wider here?
- Yes, it's wider here.

We're thinking
of placing the kitchen here...

What's very fashionable at the moment
are island kitchens...

It's very welcoming, for drinks
and doing homework with the children...

a play area there
and the more parental area here...

- I'll let you look around?
- OK.

Can I have a sip of your beer?

Who bought that gnome?

You know who.

I forgot.

Your mother liked tall men
but she also liked garden gnomes.

She was full of contradictions.

Before you,
was she with someone tall or short?

Before me, she wasn't with anyone.

That's what you think!

She had no one before you?

I didn't say she didn't have anyone.

I said she wasn't with anyone.

But do you really know?

- That she wasn't with anyone?
- Yeah.

Getting the light on
used to be my favourite game.

Sure, cheerleaders...

Papa Beaver.

Tell us a story, Papa Beaver.

No really, don't you know?

No. When I appeared...

she was very young and so was I, and...

we met over there.

- Not far from here.
- How did you pick her up?

- Tell us all the details.
- No...

- Please!
- No, that's our story.

But it's ours too!

What did you tell her? And how?

To know the whole story, I think it's...

I think she was hitting on me
but she always said the opposite.

But I think she was pushing it a bit.

Did she dance well?

She danced very well.

I liked that best,
among other things.

- Can you imitate her?
- And she was always...

No, I couldn't do that!

So, how did you dance?

Back in those days, it was minimal.

Did you ask her to dance?

We weren't at the ball, you know!

There were rock stages and concerts.

We weren't inviting each other.
We weren't at the ball.

When was the first kiss?

The first time we kissed?

Well, it was after a concert

and we were pretty drunk...

and...

I think it helped me
overcome my shyness

and not to overthink it.

She seemed to agree.

The proof is that
you arrived not long after.

So there was something.

For once I figured it out.

- Were you there for both births?
- Of course.

The first one was "whoa".

- Why?
- Because it was...

I was very young and so was she.

We didn't know

and then suddenly it was real.

You were very small...

like a real, small animal.

Thirty centimetres long...

I can't remember...

I remember the weight
but not the size.

It was 3.5 kg.

I don't know the size.
I can't remember.

But then it was real,
and we looked at each other like,

"That's it!"

- What do you mean?
- That you were there.

We switched to something else.

Then everything went very quickly...

Everything changed.

Your delivery too, it was...

for other reasons, it was very strong.

Your mother had a problem
at the last moment

and you couldn't come out.

The epidural wasn't working.
So they decided to open...

to do a caesarean...

And so...

I had to take you and have skin contact,
you know?

When the baby arrives,
they put it on the mother's breast...

to warm the baby up...
but as she had a caesarean.

I took you on me

to warm you up, to calm you down,

to comfort you, and you were
a little animal looking for the breast.

Sorry, I didn't have any.

It's a reflex the baby has
when it comes out.

It's a survival thing.
It climbs up to reach the breast.

A little animal.

So...

When reported,
the vehicle was found embedded

on the pile of rocks in the roundabout.

The vehicle is on its side
at a 45 degree angle,

approximately 7.5 metres from the road.

The driver, Mrs Sabine Wessels,
fifty-three years old, is deceased.

I'm sorry.
We can take a little break if you want.

I'm obliged to read it.
It's the law in fact. I have no choice.

- It's not pleasant for me either.
- Let's go on.

The front end, passenger compartment
and the engine crashed into the rocks

in the landscaping.

The left fender was crushed,

part of the vehicle was on fire,
and the right rear tyre was burst.

A large amount of rubber residue
was found on the road surface

at an angle
of approximately 125 degrees,

suggesting that the vehicle had veered
violently onto the far-right lane.

When reported, the roundabout
was partially covered with gravel.

This may be due to a construction site
on the road leading to Floreffe.

Yet, we cannot certify that this was
the direct cause of the tyre blow-out

that caused the vehicle
to deviate from its course.

After that, there are still
two or three Volkswagen

and then it's Peugeots.

Because those are all Fiats.

But it's not possible...

Here it is.

This is the document for the court
to say that the vehicle was not present.

So the assessment could not take place.

This will be the other copy for me...

Forward...

How long will it take for the court
to process a...

to set a new date
for a new expert opinion?

Well...

If there's no vehicle, I won't be able
to carry out the assessment.

- Well, that's...
- Not you, but...

I don't know... that there is a new file
and a new assessment?

Then we'll have to close the case
and slowly move on to compensation...

especially if there is no more vehicle.

I don't even know how to drink that.
I forgot.

- What is it, a shot?
- No.

Not everything is a shot, Cassandre.

It smells like solvent.

I'm sure when you drink shots,
you get a little tear.

Isn't that true?
You have the little...

I'm drinking it for you, Dad.

You've got fags?

- Do you want a fag?
- Yes.

- A fag.
- I haven't got one on me.

- Do you have any?
- For you?

Well, what?

In my bag in the hall.

You shouldn't blame yourself.

- Not even a little?
- No.

I was angry with you when you left
and didn't warn us in advance.

Actually, I didn't know what to say.

I didn't know
if I was going to come home or not.

I didn't know what to say.

I'm sorry.

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